Lincoln County leader., March 13, 1914, Image 2

END 8T0MACH TROUBLE,
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
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Id five minute.
If what you Just ate la souring on
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es, and eructate sour, 'undigested
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In mouth and stomach-headache, you
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ty getting a large fifty-cent case of
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You realize In five minutes how need
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Depends.
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"That sometimes they are a costly
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At least 225,000 women and girls
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Activity
Induce Bowel
Regularity ,
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HOSTETTER'S
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SACKED BY A 60 YEARS' RECORD
r ni ta n i: ta m t,
Students working their way through
Princeton university earned more than
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ing last June.
URIC ACID
SOLVENT
50 Cent Bottle (32 Doses)
FREE
Just because you start the day -worried
and tired, stiff lets and arms and
muscles, an aching- head, burning and
bearing- down pains In the back worn
out before the day begins, do not think
you have to Btay In that condition.
Be strong, well and vigorous, with no
more pain from stiff Joints, sore mus
cles, rheumatic suffering, aching back
or kidney disease.
For any form of bladder trouble or
weakness, Its action is really wonderful.
Those sufferers who are In and out of
bed half a dozen times a night will appre
ciate the rest, comfort and strength this
treatment gives.
To prove the Williams Treatment
conquers kidney and bladder diseases,
rheumatism and all uric acid troubles,
no matter how chronic or stubborn, if
you have never used the Williams
Treatment, we will give one 60c bottle
32 doses) free If you will cut out this
notice and send it with your name and
address, with 10c to help pay distribu
tion expenses, to The lr. D. A. Will
lams Company, Dept. 2396 P. O. Bldg.,
Kast Hampton, Conn. "Send at once and
you will receive by parcel post a regular
60c bottle, without charge and without
Incurring any obligations. On bottle
only to an address.
' Canada Is nearly 30 times as large
as Great Britain and Ireland, the total
area of the dominion being only 237,
000 square miles less than the whole
continent of Europe.
TAKES OFF DANDRUFF,
HAIR STOPS FALLING
Save your Halrl Get a 25-cent bottle
of Danderine right now Also
top Itching scalp.
Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy
hair Is mute evidence of a neglected
scalp; of dandruff that awful scurf.
There is nothing so destructive to
the hair as dandruff. It robs the hair
of Its lustre, Its strength and Its very
life; eventually producing a feverish
nee and Itching of the scalp, which
If not remedied causes the hair root
to shrink, loosen and die then the
hair falls out fast A little Danderine
tonight now any time will surely
ave your hair.
Get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton'g
Danderine from any drug store. You
surely can have beautiful hair and
' lots of It if you will just try a little
Danderine. Save your halrl Try It!
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CAPITOL AT
THE brlde-elect"is the preface to
some concluding observations
on the canal. She was petite,
pretty and plucky. Her trip
aiso naa some signincance in
relation to American industrial enter
prises in the weBt coast countries. She
came all the way from New York
alone. When she left the steamer at
Valparaiso she was not alone, and a
hundred kindly eyes followed the pair.
A few hours later I saw them In the
American consulate. The civil cere
mony had been concluded In accord
ance with the Chilian laws, and the
religious ceremony had followed.
Nominally three months' residence Is
required In Valparaiso for foreigners
bent upon matrimony, but when some
official representative of their govern
ment is ready to vouch for their citi
zenship the Chilian officials are con
siderate and the formal requirements
are waived. So it happened that in
this case, with the aid of the consul,
a few hours after' the arrival of the
bride-to-be she was able to leave for
the mines with her American husband,
writes C. M. Pepper in the New York
Tribune.
With nearly every steamer that
comes in from Panama a similar pro
cedure is enacted. The American min
ing investments brought down a good
many young Americans. Some had
wives to fetch along. Others left sweet
hearts behind them, and the sweet
hearts now seem to be following in a
regular procession. They are the vis
ible evidences of the part that Ameri
can capital Is taking In giving fresh
life to Chill's mineral Industries. Ev
erybody now assumes that In the fu
ture the number of Americans coming
to Chill will grow larger.
Canal Prophecies.
The matter of the Valparaiso harbor
Improvements is another aspect of the
American influence in Chill. This coun
try originally did ndt look with favor on
the construction of the canal by the
United States. There was a political
phase of the matter which need not
now be revamped. There was also the
economic phase, which was more seri
ous. Chili, or a good many Chilians, real
ly believed that the canal would have
an adverse effect on the commerce of
the country and would seriously divert
trade. Punta Arenas, the metropolis
of the Strait of Magellan, was then a
free port, and benefited by its position
at the uttermost end of the continent.
It served the vessels from Europe and
the United States which came up to
this coast, as well as those on the
route to Australia and New Zealand
and other parts of the world. The as
sumption was that all this shipping
would cease.
Reflection changed this pessimistic
opinion somewhat, especially when it
was realized that after the canal was
opened many of the steamship com
panies would send their ships through
the canal and back by way of the
strait, or vice versa. Yet there is .ex
pected to be some loss of the Aus
tralian traffic, and while Punta Arenas
will not diminish, in commercial Im
portance, it can hardly expect to grow.
This possibly is the reason why the
Chilian government a year or two ago
took away Its privilege as a free port
and established a custom house In the
strait This southern toe of Chill Is
very far from being In a position to
affect the whole country when it loses
a little of Its circulation.
Valparaiso Harbor.
The commerce of Chill centers at
Valparaiso. After It became certain
that the canal would be built, the Chil
ian men of trade and some of the men
of affair began to study the question,
and decided that Valparlso was not
outside the radius of 'the canaL It It
had been, there would have been addi
tional reasons for providing It with
better shipping facilities, in order to
SANTIAGO
hold Its commerce against the canal
competition. But the saner view was
taken the shipping facilities, should
be strengthened, both to get the fullest
benefit of the canal and in order to off
set such incidental loss in the world's
commerce as might occur through the
tendency of shipping always to seek
good harbors.
After- the earthquake of 1906 Val
paraiso began to rebuild itself In a
manner befitting its commanding posi
tion. The reconstruction is still going
on, so that in some parts a modern
city has been created. This was an
other reason why the port facilities
should be modernized.'
Valparaiso as a city Is more than
one hundred years old, but as a harbor
it did not show anything like a century
of Improvements. The natural condi
tions are all bad. The number of lives
that have been lost, the ships that
have gone down and the valuable car
goes that have been sacrificed in the
terrific storms that are sometimes en
countered, would make a formidable
total, but the figures do not need to be
added up now.
As to the preparedness of the United
States to take advantage of the canal
facilities on the weBt coast, after tra
versing it all the way down, my Judg
ment is that there is no lack of ade
quate preparation, s Possibly some re
sults of overbooming still exist and
there are manufacturers and exporters
in the United States who think that
the 12,000,000 people who inhabit th
west coast countries are going to dou
ble or treble their trade in a year,
just because the canal is opened. But
these golden visions are vanishing at
the situation Is studied In the light of
actual conditions. The whole proposi
tion Is an economic one, and studied
from the economic point of view there
is the basis for a normal and healthy
growth of .trade, but not a phenomenal
one.
Primrose League.
The "Primrose League" was -formed
In 1884, In memory of the late Lord
Beaconsfleld, whose favorite flower
the primrose Is thought to have been.
Beaconsfleld died on April 19, 1881,
and the anniversary of that day 1
termed "primrose day," when the flow
er Is generally worn by his admirers
and also placed upon his statue in
Parliament square. The joke of it Is,
the primrose was not the great states
man's favorite flower. It was. how
ever, the favorite flower of Queen Vic
toria, and when asked about the floral
tribute to be sent to Beaconsfleld'
funeral she advised sending "the prim
rose, my favorite flower." In some
way the matter got mixed up, and the
delusion sprang up that materialized
In the "Primrose League."
Mrs. Twaddle Wonder.
"I have always wondered," philoso
phized Mrs. Twaddles, "how a horse
feels. Now don't interrupt with soma
silly remark; I am in earnest A horse
hasn't any Idea what Is going to hap
pen to him when he is hitched up. He
doesn't know how far he Is going, or
what he Is going for. To be driven
hither and thither,- blindly, seemingly
without purpose, with no Idea what
it's all about or when It will be over
how must the poor creature feel what
muBt he think about It all?"
"I suppose," answered Mr. Twaddles,
wearily, "that he must feel juet as 1
do when you take me on a shopping
trip with you."
But Mrs. Twaddles merely sniffed.
Logical Reasoning.
"Why do you Insist upon having
the biggest piece of pie, Harry?" asked
the mother of a small boy. 'Isn't
your older brother entitled to ltr
"No, he Isn't" replied the HtUe fel
low. "He was eating pie two year
before I was born."
MEAN MAN USED DIPLOMACY
Proving That There Are More Ways
Than One of Getting a Seat In
Crowded Car.
He was not tagged the meanest man
In town, but he might well have been.
The first thing he did after stepping
inside the car was to fall over a suit
case, the next was to astonish his
neighbors with an outburst of vigor
oua language. His virile "remarks
made the owner of the suitcase un
comfortable. "I am sorry," he apologized. "The
suitcase does seem to be in the way,
but I have no place else to put it."
"No place else to put It?" repeated
the irate passenger. "You can easily
And a place. Any place would be bet
ter than right here by the door."
The man in the corner seat sur
veyed the well-filled car doubtfully.
"But I can't move," he said, "and I
can't shove the suitcase any further
along with nobody to look after It.
Somebody might swipe it."
The Irate passenger reflected a mo
ment. "I'll tell you what to do," ho
said. "Ask somebody to change places
with you. . Almost any man down
there In the middle of the car would
be willing to swap. You ought to try,
anyway. Somebody Is going to get a
broken neck if that suitcase is left
3tanding where it is much longer."
The prospect of being charged with
homicide quickened the corner man
into immediate activity. He picked
up the suitcase and advanced to the
middle of the car.
"Sir," he said, addressing a gentle
ma.n of portly mien, "will you change
places with me? I have a seat in the
corner, but my suitcase appears to be
in the way. If you will let me sit here
I will appreciate the favor."
" "Certainly," said the stout man, and
began to rise. Before fully surrender
ing his advantageous position, how
ever, he looked toward the corner and
sat down again heavily.
"I believe," he said, 'Til stay whare
I am." -
The meanest man In town had
usurped the place occupied by the
owner of the suitcase and was intent
ly studying the panorama as viewed
through the platform . window. His
victim sighed and clutched at a strap,
and during the rest of the trip he im
periled his own neck by stumbling
over the inconvenient suitcase.
Where "Stogie" Came From.
"Ever know how the word 'stcelea'
came into use?" asked Robert Simp
son, a newspaper man of Pittsburgh,
to a little party of his colleaeuea at
the New Wlllard. No one in the
group of writers did, whereupon Mr.
Simpson proceeded: "I presume there
are more stogies smoked in the mid
dle west than any other form of to-
Dacco. in fact, stogies are becoming
popular the world over, and there are
many who like them better than the
best cigar. A long time ago I was in
a rennsyivanla lumber district, and
the timber was transported to mar
ket by means of teams. The team
sters in most instances had a long
haul, and ordinarily would take a
whole day to reach their destination.
which was Conestoga. Instead of tak
ing along a pipe, the teamsters would
lay in a supply of Pennsylvania to
bacco, and' as they drove along, with
one hand would roll it Into shape for
smoking. These rolls came to be
Known as Conestogas, and as time
went on the word was contracted to
stogies.' "
Real Talent
"You say Jenks has ereat
ability."
"Yes."
"What makes you think so?"
"Because he manages tn hnlrt a
without being competent to do any
kind of real work."
Not Knocking Anybody. '
The littleness of some nennia
the biggest part of them. Boston
Transcript
Philadelphia' Early Journalism.
The first newspaper nubllnhB
Philadelphia was the American Week
ly Mercury, which issued its first ..m.
ber 194 years ago on December 22,
i7i. it was the third newspaper In
the American colonies. Its
cessors having been published In Bos
ton. The publication was "printed
ana soia Dy Anarew Bradford, at the
Bible, in the Second street. and .Tnhn
Copson, In the High street" Brad-
rora, line me rounders of the Boston
News-Letter and the Boston
was a postmaster. His father, William
ortiuiura, naa eBtaDiished the first
printing office in America outside of
New England. The nostmniitou-..
had his troubles with the authorities,
buu was warnea, on pain of Imprison
ment and the confiscation of hi .!..
Ing plant never to publish anythina
nuuuv wo yuiiin-Hi auairs of the col
onic. The reprimand and warning
followed the publication of an article
which Bradford explained had been
Inserted by a journeyman printer
wunoui ms Knowledge. Bradford had
other disputes with th
w ,y v. t a Hint
ruled Philadelphia, and on one occa
sion was committed to prison,
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Mellen on Bankruptcy.
Charles S. Mellen, at a dinner in
Boston, said of a bankrupt:
"His bankruptcy was like that
which the parent described.
"'Pa, what's bankruptcy?' a little
boy once asked.
"And pa, who had been, 'bit' that
week, answered bitterly: .
Bankruptcy, my son, is where you
put your money in your hip pocket
and let your creditors take your wal
let and coat' " Knoxvllle Journal and
Tribune.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes
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more goods than others.
Never Falls.
"The Boob tells me that he has
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the Wise Guy.
"How did he do It?" asked the Old
Fogey.
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