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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 25, 1908)
PE-MA "b&SF i MK. WM. F. VAHLBtKu. Mr. William F. Vahlberg, Oklahoma City, Okla., writes: "One bottle of Feruna which I have taken did more toward relieving me of an aggravated case of catarrh of the stomach, than years of treatment with the best physicians. "I had given up hope of relief, and only tried Feruiia aa a laol result. "I shall continue using it, as I feel satisfied it will effect an entire and per manent cure. "I most cheerfully recommend Peru na to all who may read this." Peruna is usually taken as a last re sort. Doctors have been tried and failed. . Other remedies have been used. Sanitariums have been visited. Travel has been resorted to. At last Peruna is tried. Relief is found. This history is repeated over and over again, every day in the year. It is such results as this that gives Peru na its unassailable hold upon the peo ple. We could say nothing that' would add force to such testimonials as the above. That people who have had ca tarrh and have tried every other rem edy available, find relief in Peruna, constitutes the best argument that could be made. The man who can say "yes" and "no' at the right time has a sufficient com mand of anguage. i uo art of glove cutting requlrs great skill, ai:d in France some of the .vst workmen are paid $100 a week. Australia exports 24.O0O.0OU rabbit tkini a year. To kill this great number costs about $325,000. Dr. Joseph Samde, th rays dentist ts die Khedive of Egypt, studied surgery la Chicago for three years. Wages in the? machine factories of Ger many advanced last year 10 to IS per cent. The Japanese hare established a team ship line connecting their ports with Chile. ' JiresuVn has opened a bathing establish ment (or dogs. It is owned and govern ed by the municipality. About 44.000 square miles of arable land are available in Cuba for sugar cul ture. Hadn't Forsrotten. Miss Screecher I wonder If I'nclt Jim remembered me when he made hi. will? I used to slug for him. Lawyer Yes, he evidently remember ed you at least your name Isn't men tioued In the document. Tulrxt (or Knonlrdce. "I will wait a few moments," said thp lecturer, who had delivered an eloquent and instructive address on "The High Mission of Women in Our Moderu Civil ization," "to answer any question that may be nsked." "There's one thing I'd like to know, Mr. Croxton," spoke up a dyspeptic look ing man with 8, thin, straggling beard. "Where do they git the names fur all these breakfast foods?" The Only Way. "This bathing poo' on the lot yon sold me Is a fake," blustered the irate purchaser. "in what way, sir?" asked the crafty real estate ngent. "Why, you told me I would find the water up to my ueek. Instead of that I find it only 12 Inches deep." "Well, er I meant you would find It up to your neck, sir, If you jumped iu bead first" Coughing Spells are promptly relieved by a ln gle dose of Piso's Cure. The regular use of this famous re medy will relieve the worst form of couphs, colds, hoarse ness, bronchitis, asthma and dis eases of the throat and lunn. Absolutely free from harmlul drugs and opiates. For half a century the household remedy in millions of homes. At U drussisU'. 2S eta. W1 .3 WEALTHY MAN SHHTE3 SHOES. Ohloan Worth $50,000 Still Sticks to Old Trade Cooks (or Vocation. If you hnd $50,000 stowed comfort ably away In a bank, would you shine shoes at 10 cents a clip 6even days, year In and year out? It Is not very likely you would, but that la Just what Al Shartle, one of the unique financiers of Dayton, Is doing, and, moreover, he i happy and can't be Induced to qu't his job, says the Ohio State Journal. The only time Shartle gives up his "shine box" Is during the autumn, when, ac companied by his brother, he makes the rounds of the country fairs of Ohio. This week he is at the State fair, con ducting a restaurant under the grand stand. This Is his vacation. It gives him a rest from bending over the mud dy boot and at the same time he is adding to his fortune and having a good time, which means something to a fel low who Is making thousands of dol lars, 10 cents at a time. Shartle began his moneymaklng ca reer In Dayton In 1807, when he discov ered that there was more money In pol ishing a pair of shoes at 10 cents than In cooking meals for which some one else obtained the profit. He had been a cook In his youth. When he changed his trade business was small at first, but gradually he Increased It, until at the present time his clientele is suffi cient to keep him busy all duy every lay. When Shartle shines your shoes they reflect your face and the heavens above. Most of his trade is confined to oilier buildings and large stores. Aloneymak lng Is a habit with him. He likes it. He says he does not care to amass a big fortune like some of the money kings of the country, but he wants t. get what he can. When asked why he continued to shine shoes after becoming well to do, he replied, "To make an other fortune." Shartle will not tell what he is worth, but it Is stated In ! his home city that he has $1,000 for every year of his life. He Is C7 years old. His money Is Invested In real es tate, from which he receives a good ru turn. He was never known to specu late. Shartle is married, and his wife en teitains frequently. Her wardrobe Is in strong Contrast to the simple thing which satisfy, him. The. Shartle homo Is more than comfortable and has been the scene of many a gay gathering. INTERNATIONAL EDUCATION There Is room for a school of Inter national education. Let th youth of Uie "dark" countries, such as Russia be sent to the enlightened ones for a j time, and then let them return home to I use their knowledge. A writer In the Independent Illustrates this principle under the caption, "Liberty to Keep the Laws," "Here Is a plact where you can't go, anyway." 'But I do not want to go there, so I Am In no danger of the penalty." The first sieaker was a Russian lad, who was surprised that the Capitol, the White House, public buildings of nil kinds In Washington, were open to the I world, without even the formality of I asking permission. The second speaker was the American friend who was showing him round the city, and the I forbidden spot which they at last had 'reached was the grass In a park, with the sign, "Trespass forbidden, under penalty of the law." "But your President can go there." "Oh, no," was the reply. 'He would not want to walk there and spoil the grass, and he would not break the law, anyway." "What!" said the boy. "Does your President have to oliey the law?" He gasped In surprise nt such a thought. "By all means." replied his cicerone." "The rresldcnt must obey the laws, of course." ' "He must?" pried the boy. "That Is queer. Our Czar and grand dukes never hnve to obey the law." I At the close of the day the lad was 'taken Into the Congressional Library, Where scores of men were bending over magazines under pleasant evening lights. He caught the arm of his friend as though he saw a ghost. "See!- a sol dier, a soldier! nud he has no gun! and he Is rending! You could not see that lu my country." Stranger (at post olllce window) Any mall here for Jolin Jones? Postmaster What Jones are you? Stranger I am the John Jones what wants his mall. 1 A PokKIvo Irtrnllflrntlnn. k ry - New Jersey farmer declares bis life was saved by ghost of his wife. A sui.sage four feet long and one foot thick formed the wedding cake at a Han over butcher's wedding. "Motor lurries" is the name given in Manchester, England, to power trucks. These trucks pay well, provided they al ways have full loads to carry. k It Cures While You Walk. Allen's Foot-Ease li s cmsin cure for hot sweating, callus, awl swollen, arhlngieet. Sold by all Druggists. Price i5c. Don't accent any substitute. Trial package FREE. Address AUcuS. Olmsted, Lelloy, N. Y. Would Do aa Well. "I am sorry to have to t-Ii vou," said the eminent surgeon, "that we shall h.iv to perform an operation." "That's all right," answered th'j pa tient. "Go ahead." '"but the condition of your li'-nrt is such that we do not dare to use any an tithetic." "O, well ; tell me whnt the bill is gain? to be, doctor. That will be luQL'ientSy stupefying." Mix for Rheumatism. The following is a never failing rem edy for rheumatism, and if followed up it will effect a complete cure of the very worst cases : "Mix one-half pint of good whiskey with one ounce.of Toris compound and add one ounce Syrup Scrsaparilla Compound. Take in tablespoonful doses before each meal and at bed time." The ingredients can be procured at any drug store and easily mixed at home. To Shut OK Papa's Income. "But why are you In such a hurry to got married? I love you and you are on the right side of papa." "I know, but it's this keeping on the right side of papa that Is worrying me; when we are married I won't have to let him win at poker when he plays." Houston Post. The Suburbanite. "I'll see," said the wife, "that you don't forget To order that ironstone china set !" lie missed his train, for she made him linger While she tied a string around his finger. Chicago Tribune. Nor can panurgic craft in making stitches. .With effort operose. particular, Transmute into a silken bag for riches A female swine's affix auricular. Real Hero. "Yes," related the suburban man, "a burglar came around the other nlgLt and stole every squeaky phonograph lu the neighborhood." k "Gracious," exclaimed the visitor, "and what are they going to give him If captured?" "I doa't know, but I think they ought to give htm a monument." 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