Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, December 25, 1908, Image 3

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MK. WM. F. VAHLBtKu.
Mr. William F. Vahlberg, Oklahoma
City, Okla., writes:
"One bottle of Feruna which I have
taken did more toward relieving me of
an aggravated case of catarrh of the
stomach, than years of treatment with
the best physicians.
"I had given up hope of relief, and
only tried Feruiia aa a laol result.
"I shall continue using it, as I feel
satisfied it will effect an entire and per
manent cure.
"I most cheerfully recommend Peru
na to all who may read this."
Peruna is usually taken as a last re
sort. Doctors have been tried and
failed. . Other remedies have been
used. Sanitariums have been visited.
Travel has been resorted to.
At last Peruna is tried. Relief is
found.
This history is repeated over and
over again, every day in the year. It
is such results as this that gives Peru
na its unassailable hold upon the peo
ple. We could say nothing that' would
add force to such testimonials as the
above. That people who have had ca
tarrh and have tried every other rem
edy available, find relief in Peruna,
constitutes the best argument that
could be made.
The man who can say "yes" and "no'
at the right time has a sufficient com
mand of anguage.
i uo art of glove cutting requlrs
great skill, ai:d in France some of the
.vst workmen are paid $100 a week.
Australia exports 24.O0O.0OU rabbit
tkini a year. To kill this great number
costs about $325,000.
Dr. Joseph Samde, th rays dentist ts
die Khedive of Egypt, studied surgery la
Chicago for three years.
Wages in the? machine factories of Ger
many advanced last year 10 to IS per
cent.
The Japanese hare established a team
ship line connecting their ports with
Chile. '
JiresuVn has opened a bathing establish
ment (or dogs. It is owned and govern
ed by the municipality.
About 44.000 square miles of arable
land are available in Cuba for sugar cul
ture. Hadn't Forsrotten.
Miss Screecher I wonder If I'nclt
Jim remembered me when he made hi.
will? I used to slug for him.
Lawyer Yes, he evidently remember
ed you at least your name Isn't men
tioued In the document.
Tulrxt (or Knonlrdce.
"I will wait a few moments," said thp
lecturer, who had delivered an eloquent
and instructive address on "The High
Mission of Women in Our Moderu Civil
ization," "to answer any question that
may be nsked."
"There's one thing I'd like to know,
Mr. Croxton," spoke up a dyspeptic look
ing man with 8, thin, straggling beard.
"Where do they git the names fur all
these breakfast foods?"
The Only Way.
"This bathing poo' on the lot yon
sold me Is a fake," blustered the irate
purchaser.
"in what way, sir?" asked the crafty
real estate ngent.
"Why, you told me I would find the
water up to my ueek. Instead of that I
find it only 12 Inches deep."
"Well, er I meant you would find
It up to your neck, sir, If you jumped iu
bead first"
Coughing Spells
are promptly relieved by a ln
gle dose of Piso's Cure. The
regular use of this famous re
medy will relieve the worst
form of couphs, colds, hoarse
ness, bronchitis, asthma and dis
eases of the throat and lunn.
Absolutely free from harmlul
drugs and opiates. For half a
century the household remedy
in millions of homes.
At U drussisU'. 2S eta.
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WEALTHY MAN SHHTE3 SHOES.
Ohloan Worth $50,000 Still Sticks to
Old Trade Cooks (or Vocation.
If you hnd $50,000 stowed comfort
ably away In a bank, would you shine
shoes at 10 cents a clip 6even days, year
In and year out? It Is not very likely
you would, but that la Just what Al
Shartle, one of the unique financiers of
Dayton, Is doing, and, moreover, he i
happy and can't be Induced to qu't his
job, says the Ohio State Journal. The
only time Shartle gives up his "shine
box" Is during the autumn, when, ac
companied by his brother, he makes the
rounds of the country fairs of Ohio.
This week he is at the State fair, con
ducting a restaurant under the grand
stand. This Is his vacation. It gives
him a rest from bending over the mud
dy boot and at the same time he is
adding to his fortune and having a good
time, which means something to a fel
low who Is making thousands of dol
lars, 10 cents at a time.
Shartle began his moneymaklng ca
reer In Dayton In 1807, when he discov
ered that there was more money In pol
ishing a pair of shoes at 10 cents than
In cooking meals for which some one
else obtained the profit. He had been
a cook In his youth. When he changed
his trade business was small at first,
but gradually he Increased It, until at
the present time his clientele is suffi
cient to keep him busy all duy every
lay.
When Shartle shines your shoes they
reflect your face and the heavens above.
Most of his trade is confined to oilier
buildings and large stores. Aloneymak
lng Is a habit with him. He likes it.
He says he does not care to amass a
big fortune like some of the money
kings of the country, but he wants t.
get what he can. When asked why he
continued to shine shoes after becoming
well to do, he replied, "To make an
other fortune." Shartle will not tell
what he is worth, but it Is stated In
! his home city that he has $1,000 for
every year of his life. He Is C7 years
old. His money Is Invested In real es
tate, from which he receives a good ru
turn. He was never known to specu
late. Shartle is married, and his wife en
teitains frequently. Her wardrobe Is
in strong Contrast to the simple thing
which satisfy, him. The. Shartle homo
Is more than comfortable and has been
the scene of many a gay gathering.
INTERNATIONAL EDUCATION
There Is room for a school of Inter
national education. Let th youth of
Uie "dark" countries, such as Russia
be sent to the enlightened ones for a
j time, and then let them return home to
I use their knowledge. A writer In the
Independent Illustrates this principle
under the caption, "Liberty to Keep the
Laws,"
"Here Is a plact where you can't go,
anyway."
'But I do not want to go there, so I
Am In no danger of the penalty."
The first sieaker was a Russian lad,
who was surprised that the Capitol, the
White House, public buildings of nil
kinds In Washington, were open to the
I world, without even the formality of
I asking permission. The second speaker
was the American friend who was
showing him round the city, and the
I forbidden spot which they at last had
'reached was the grass In a park, with
the sign, "Trespass forbidden, under
penalty of the law."
"But your President can go there."
"Oh, no," was the reply. 'He would
not want to walk there and spoil the
grass, and he would not break the law,
anyway."
"What!" said the boy. "Does your
President have to oliey the law?" He
gasped In surprise nt such a thought.
"By all means." replied his cicerone."
"The rresldcnt must obey the laws, of
course." '
"He must?" pried the boy. "That Is
queer. Our Czar and grand dukes never
hnve to obey the law."
I At the close of the day the lad was
'taken Into the Congressional Library,
Where scores of men were bending over
magazines under pleasant evening lights.
He caught the arm of his friend as
though he saw a ghost. "See!- a sol
dier, a soldier! nud he has no gun!
and he Is rending! You could not see
that lu my country."
Stranger (at post olllce window)
Any mall here for Jolin Jones?
Postmaster What Jones are you?
Stranger I am the John Jones what
wants his mall.
1 A PokKIvo Irtrnllflrntlnn.
k ry -
New Jersey farmer declares bis life
was saved by ghost of his wife.
A sui.sage four feet long and one foot
thick formed the wedding cake at a Han
over butcher's wedding.
"Motor lurries" is the name given in
Manchester, England, to power trucks.
These trucks pay well, provided they al
ways have full loads to carry. k
It Cures While You Walk.
Allen's Foot-Ease li s cmsin cure for hot
sweating, callus, awl swollen, arhlngieet. Sold
by all Druggists. Price i5c. Don't accent any
substitute. Trial package FREE. Address
AUcuS. Olmsted, Lelloy, N. Y.
Would Do aa Well.
"I am sorry to have to t-Ii vou," said
the eminent surgeon, "that we shall h.iv
to perform an operation."
"That's all right," answered th'j pa
tient. "Go ahead."
'"but the condition of your li'-nrt is
such that we do not dare to use any an
tithetic." "O, well ; tell me whnt the bill is gain?
to be, doctor. That will be luQL'ientSy
stupefying."
Mix for Rheumatism.
The following is a never failing rem
edy for rheumatism, and if followed up
it will effect a complete cure of the
very worst cases : "Mix one-half pint
of good whiskey with one ounce.of
Toris compound and add one ounce
Syrup Scrsaparilla Compound. Take
in tablespoonful doses before each meal
and at bed time." The ingredients can
be procured at any drug store and
easily mixed at home.
To Shut OK Papa's Income.
"But why are you In such a hurry to
got married? I love you and you are
on the right side of papa."
"I know, but it's this keeping on the
right side of papa that Is worrying me;
when we are married I won't have to
let him win at poker when he plays."
Houston Post.
The Suburbanite.
"I'll see," said the wife, "that you don't
forget
To order that ironstone china set !"
lie missed his train, for she made him
linger
While she tied a string around his finger.
Chicago Tribune.
Nor can panurgic craft in making stitches.
.With effort operose. particular,
Transmute into a silken bag for riches
A female swine's affix auricular.
Real Hero.
"Yes," related the suburban man, "a
burglar came around the other nlgLt
and stole every squeaky phonograph lu
the neighborhood." k
"Gracious," exclaimed the visitor,
"and what are they going to give him
If captured?"
"I doa't know, but I think they ought
to give htm a monument."
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Cotton Mather was persecuting the New
Salom witches.
"I'm going to make it still hotter for
'em !" he exclaimed, vindictively.
Misunderstanding this remark, some of
the best citizens of the community, as
we have every reason to believe, went
ahead and built the fires.
Mothers will flntl Mrs. Window's Bnothtng
Syrup the h -e' remedy to use to! their cli.idlU
luring the teething period.
The Bengal government pays a reward
for sharks caught In the (jangps. This
varies from 2a cents for small sharks to
$1.00 for those six feet long.
The Kind You llavn Always ISoiitjlit has borne the signa
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
personal supervision for over years. Allow no one
to deeeive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
" Just-as-pood are but Experiments, and endanger th
health of Children Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
ftoric, Drops and Soothing' Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narcotic
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"Clin mp" Clark, the Missouri Congress
man, never writes bis full name, James
Reauchnmp Clark, except on important
documents.
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Omla!on of lllatnrr.
The pilgrim fathers had just landed at
riyniouth Itock.
"Just the thing," they exclaimed with
enthusiasm, "for a New Knsland farm!"
Whereupon they proceeded to plant ths
tree of liberty right there. Chicago
Tribune.
Signature of
Over 30 Years.
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