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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 27, 1908)
Peculiar to Itself In selection, iroportlon and combination of Ingredients, In tbe process by wbicb their remedial values are extracted and preserved, In effectiveness, usefulness and economy. Curing tbe widest range of diseases. Doing the most good for tbe money. Having the most medicinal merit, And the greatest record of cures, Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses fL o Dikappulnlrd. Goodman Gonrong I've bad the offer of a job an I've a great mind to go to I work. Haymold Storey I alwuz knowed ther' , wui a yeller streak in you. Caone and Effect. The Doctor Tbat is a point In thera peutics I shall have to look up. I nd I am growing rusty. Ine I'rofessor nusty? Then Here is too much iron in your blood. , Explained at Laat. "The late Dr. Morgan Dix." said a cleryuian of New York, "had a droll way of lightening grave subjects with little humorous asides. Once I heard him addressing a graduating elans at a medical school. He began In this way : ' 'Physiologists tell us, gentlemen, that the older a man grows the smaller his brain becomes. This explains why the old man knows nothing and the young one everything.' " A Bit Flab?, TUL. Porpoise What Is the whale blowing bout? Dogfish Oh. he got so many notices for his feat In swallowing Jonah he's been blowing ever since. Boston Transcript. WW ma I MI ' ' TOWER'S FISH BRAND WATERPROOF OILED GARMENTS , are cut on large patterns. designed to give the wearer ,the utmost comfort IJCHT-DURAEIKIIAS GUARANTEED WJERPRO0'! SUITS 322 SLICKERS 322 irsitrmrujivarr roo H4tr tiJLMi mt to" 3g A;TOWti CO SO3T0N US. TOWUtUMtUNUl Umu0 TORONTO CH KASPARILLA This sterling household remedy is most successfully prescribed for a "world of troubles." For derangements of the di gestive organs it is a natural corrective, operating directly upon the liver and ali mentary canal, gently but persistently stimulating a healthful activity. Its beneficial influence extends, however, to every portion of the system, aiding in the processes of digestion and assimilation of food, promoting a wholesome, natural appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad breath, irregularities of the bowels, con stipation and the long list of troubles directly traceable to those unwholesome conditions. Kasparilla dispels drowsi ness, headache, backache and despond ency due to inactivity of the liver, kidneys and digestive tract. It is a strengthening tonic of the highest value. If it fails to satisfy we authorize all dealers to refund the purchase price. Hoyt Chemicai, Co. Portland, Oregon ' .rid. The Man the Door My little girl, ma'am, picked up a shoppiii' bag which she Rays she seen an old lady drop sn I thought maybe it wan' yours, ma'am. The Lady In the Hall (haughtily) There are no old ladles here. It Isn't mine. And yet It was hers. Just the same. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Strictly Bmlneaa. Inquiring Friend You've given op booze? How did you ever summon a; enough fortitude and self-denial to do tbat? Uudger I paid a high priced doctor $25 to tell me what was the matter with me, and that was his sole prescription. By George, I couldn't "fford to waste all that money ! Amending the Declaration. "Has your order been taken?" asked one of the waiters. "Yes," said Mr. Welbroke, "fifteen min utes ago. If it isn't too late, though, I'd like to change It." "To change your order, sir?" "Yes; if you don't mind I'll change It to an entreaty." mm The fifth wedding anniversary is the "wooden" wedding; the tenth, "tin;" fif teenth, "crystal;" twenty-fifth, "silver;" thirtieth, "pearl;" fiftieth, "golden;" seventy-fifth, "diamond." To Breai- in New Shoes. Always shake in Allen's 1'oot-Eaee, a powder t cures hot, sweating, aclilnif, swollen feet, .tires corns, iii jrowiiin nails and bunions. At ill clnignipis and shoe stcres, ii'ic. Uont ac pent uiyautoiUiite. BaniplemalledKRLE. Address Allen S. Climated, Le Itoy.N. Y. ProfoaM Lapsed. "Mr. Hankinson," said the mother of he young woman to the youth whom she suspected of an ambition to become a member of the family, "have you ever been baptized?" "Once, I think," he answered, hesitatingly. Tlttt t uutuun r our. Each of the following named gentle men, upon being out lute with the boys lias concocted a famous excuse, mid. what Is more wonderful, got away with it. They are: Jonnb. I'lvssc-s. Rip Van Winkle, Robinson Crusoe. Judge. Fairy lule. On the third finger of her left hand the sweet young thing wore a magnificent soli taire. "So you're going to mnrry a prince, are you?" Raid the necessary questioner. "A prince? I don't tint'?rstand." "The son of a coal king." "O, yes," Rtniled the sweet young thing. "I'm to be his Cinder Ella." Peanuts) Imported. So many peanuts are eaten In this country that the native supply Is not sufficient for the demand and about $3,tXX) worth of the African nuts were Imported from Marseilles In 1906 and over $73,000 worth in 1907. Tne west -oast of Africa produces quantities of peanuts. Society Horror. "Gayman, I saw you in the conserva tory the other afternoon embracing an elderly spinster." "I don't deny it, Goodsole. I was try ing to conserve our natural resources." "Wh-what?" "Reclaiming an arid waist." Prospective Bualneaa. "I'll take your damage case," said the lawyer, helping to his feet the man Just hit by an automobile. "Thank you," replied the ylctlm. "I'm not much hurt, but I racognlzed that measly chauffeur. He may have a case for you later." Philadelphia Ledger. 3S3 ,XSS: The Kind You llavo Always Bought lias borne the signa ture ot Ohas. li. Fletcher, and lias been made under his personal supervision for over HO years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and " Jtist-as-trood are but Experiments, and endanger the health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria, is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing .Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotia substance. Its ago is its guarantee. It lies troys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrlujea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Ha? e Always Bought Bears the Signature of X7 In Use For Over 30 Years. THE OBNTAUR OOMMNV. TT MURRAY RTRJCCT, NKW YORK OITV. t. 1 ..j,.... ....... T.i.tfi ...... in.i, .. :. EtMPLEINE A Flavoring". It makes a syrup letter than Maple. J- Sold by grocers. Tomato C'RIanp. Boll together a peck of unpeeled to matoes and six peeled and sliced white onions. When soft, strain and return to the kettle, adding three bay leaves, a ta blespoonful each of powdered cloves, pepper, and mace, a tuhlespoonful each of sugar and salt, a little paprika and a tablespoonful of celery seed, tied In a muslin bag. Boil for five or six hours stirring often. At the end of that time take out the celery-seed bag, and pour In a pint of vinegar. Boll up hard again and take from the Are. When cold, bottle and seal. Rich Cncuniber Sonp. Pare and cut up two encumbers of medium size, two large onions and the white part of a head of lettuce. Place the vegetables In a saucepan with 2 ounces of butter and stew gently for three-quarters of nn hour, stirring from time to time. Add a quart of strong stock, 2 ounces of breadcrumbs, a tablespoonful of chopped parsley and pepper and salt to taste. Simmer gent ly for two hours, and at the last mo ment stir In 1 ounce of butter rolled In flour. rtucli Cobbler. Teel ripe peaches, halve them and fill a deep earthenware baking dish with them, leaving a few of the stones to give flavor. Half fill the dish with Ice water, sprinkle sugar over the peaches, then place over them a sheet of light but thick pastry. Pinch this down over the edges, slash the center crosswise, and prick well. Bake till brown, then serve hot or cold wltb cream. A CURE FOR c RHEUMATISM Rheumatism i3 caused by- an excess of uric acid in the blood, which is carried through the circulation to all portions of uc 7gem. Every muscle, nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, causing aches, inflammation, stiffness and other well known symptoms of the disease. Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures give temporary relief, but in order to cifre Rheumatism the uric acid and inflammatory poison must be expelled from the blood. S. S. S. cures Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purifier. It Roes down into the circulation, neutralizes the uric acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. S. expels the irritating, inflammatory matter which is causing the pain, swell ing and other discomfort, enriches the weak, sour blood, and permanently cures Rheumatism. In all forms of Rheumatism, whether acute or chronic, S. S. S. will be found a safe, vegetable remedy, possessing the properties needed to cure, and at the same time a medicine that builds up the entire system by its fine tonic effects. Book on Rheumatism and any medical advice free to all who write. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. Sponge Candy. Put together In a saucepan two sups of granulated sugar, one cup of New Orleans molasses, a half cup of water, a tablespoonful of vinegar and a small bit of butter. Boil until a little drop ped Into cold water Is brittle, then take from the fire, stir In a spoonful of baking soda, and, while foaming, turn Into greased dishes to cool. Do not pull. By the addition of "20-Mule-Team" Borax to the water in which carriages, bicycles, automo biles and other vehicles are washed, the dirt and grease will be quickly removed without destruc tion of the varnish; in fact, the varnish will be benefited by the process ordinarily. The cow's udder Is kept in a clean, healthy and imooth condition by washing it with "20-Mu!e-ream" Borax and water. This prevents rough ness and soreness or cracked teats which make milking time a drtad to the cow and a worry to the milker. The milk pail is kept free from stalcness, sllmi ness and stickineRS if it is washed with "20-Mule-Tcam" Borax and water one tab'espoonful to a suart of water. Packed 1, and 5 lb packatfcs. ti&k C. Gee Wo fclrltii ii'iiiJi-aVl h-v. n v, -.11.1.1. CHINESE Root and Herb DOCTOR Klin rondo n lire itudjr of root! timl ht'rltN, tuid in thul aliniy dini'ov(n'(i n ml ifl itiv in to tho world bio wondur Jul rtJU'ediuH. Mo Mercury. Poison or Drugs Used He Cures fVithout Operation, or Without the Aid of a KniJa Ha Riiiirunltfefl to Cure Ciitiirrh, Alt h inn. Lung, fhroitt. Klmu mat trim, NtTvou(nen. Nt-runm Debility, itnmiich. Liv er. K iitny Tronlilt'rvulwo Lost, Mimhoou, Female Wt'iikiifHf am) All l'rivnto JJirM'UHPS A SURE CANCER CURE lust Received from Peking, China Safe, Sura and Reliable. IF TOn ARK AFI.TCTK.I). IMWT DELAY. DELAYS AKE DANl.l'.KOI'.S. COIV'SULTATIOIN PREE (I you oannot cull, write for aympton hlnnk and circa, lnr. lnc'ln( 4 fruit in HI uni tis. TTTEC. ;-.V. WO CHIN KSE UKKfl'IKE CO. 1621-2 First St., Cur. Morritton, Porllund, Oregon, i'loaiw Mention This Patur. wmsr mini Chop Suey Jam. Three pounds of rhubarb, cut Into small pieces ; three pounds of granu lated sugar, one-lmlf pint of water, one package of seeded raisins, three oranges with the rind, all cut Into small pieces, a half-pound of shelled English wal nuts, cut Into small bits. Boll all to gether for three-quarters of an hour, then put Into jelly glasses. Floating Island. Into a pint of rich cream, sweetened to taste, stir sufficient currant jelly to make It a pretty color. Spread slices of sponge cake with marmalade, pile them evenly in a glass dish and pour the pink cream over them. Flavor an other pint of rich cream with lemon, sweeten It, and whip to a stiff froth, then heap on the cake. 'Poor Folks' PaddlnK." To four teacupsful of flour add a cup of finely minced suet, a teacupful cf molasses, a teaspoonful of baking snda dissolved, a cup of water, a pinch of salt, a tablespoonful of cinnamon and one cup of raisins, dredged with flour. Roll lu a floured cloth for two hours." Turn out and serve with a liq uid sauce. Uncooked Chocolate Frontline. Melt one square of chocolate. . Mix two cups of confectioner's sugar with a little milk or water, or, better still, with the white of nn egg. Add the incited chocolate anil beat until smooth. If "this mixture Is too stiff to spread easily, add a fijw drops of water and put on cake layers. F.ffff Lemonade. Make n thin syrup by boiling one and one-half pints of water with two cup fuls of sugar. Add the grated rind of one lemon and Juice of two. Cool with Ice. Just before serving whip lightly In' two eggs beaten separately and a small quantity of bicarbonate of soda. Serve while foaming. Canned Plum. Cnnned blue plums will make de licious winter nits. To seven pounds of fruit add three w one-half pounds of brown sugar, one pint of good vine gar and one ounce each of cinnamon, cloves and allspice. Scald them about three times and jar flieiu. Short SuKKentlona. A little whiting put on a damp cloth will clean paint easily jind well. To properly mix spices through a enke mix It with the sugar and sift oth several times. 1 Hot ties that must be air tight should have the corks dipped In melted para 'Jin until thoroughly coated. Should cakes stick to the pans put a hot cloth on the bottom for a nilnute or two. If papers are used sticking 1 Infrequent In your mouth nlniil x In sny wny to the alove? II o. ro iit'M to wi.ur n wolit'ly, imuruilile pnrtiul ilnte or ill-tittintt. onlinury briilMJ work. Ihu Or. V is yiluni of "TEETH WITHOUT PLATES" The result of 21 year' exi rrnuti-e. the new wny of ri'i't'TinK tuetll In the n outh tit'th In (Hot. teeth In iipi'''iriin('n. tuuth to rlicw ynur fooil upon, lis you ilil ui on your ninurttl omih. Our lorre Is no orL'iin ieil we enn ilo your entire rrowu. Irllue or pliita wor': in n ility if iiftHiir.v. l'oitiMly patulous ex uiR'tiuu. Only liih'h-t'luMH. wiuutilie work. WISE DENTAL CO., INC. Pr 'V. A. Winn. Mnmitfvr.. -1 ytmr In Iorlnnd. Hi-t-ond I lonr, nilinu Hnildiiiu, I hint ni.d tih Inizton h) n-ei. VttU'o iiour. H A. M. 10 H V. M. Smh it.i). 9 to I 1' M, J'amU" I it riicLiuu, 0 u: I'luiuo, fc'i up. 1'liout'H a and Alum '33. p m u No. 44-08 w iIKN wrttiiifx to ad vortUerg please 111 oil' iici mitt imvr Crescent Egg-Phosphate miX DO ALL THAT ANY IIHIII PRICED POWDER HILL DO AND DO IT BETTER BAKNC POWDER A FULL POUND 25c Get it from your Grocer it JvBEr AST SHOES FOR MEN These splendid men's shoes represent the best there is in shoe leather. Every piece of material is of the 'choicest tannage. The workmanship is perfect; the styles are up-to-date. When It comes to service, there is nothing that equals them in lasting qualities. "HONORBILT" SHOES are everything the name implies. They are "built on honor. ' No matter where you look, or what you pay, you will never j find anything that will outclass them in wear, style or comfort. If your dealer will not supply you, write to us. Look for the Mqyer Trade Mark on the sole FREE Send us the nnmo of a dealer who docs not handle Mayer Honorbilt Shoes, anil wo will scntl yo tree postpaid, a beautuul picture 01 Oeoruo Wumhuk ton, size Is am. puis We also make Loading Lady Shoes, Martha waKtiington oomiort Mioos, i crma l.usnion Mioc'9 and bpuciul Merit school iliocs. F. Mayer Boot & Shoe Co. MILWAUKEE. WISCONSIN 1 Purest of the Pure. KC for -Quality If The best 81 0 n the land is not x M always the most costly. 3 25 Ounces for 25 Cents It (owewfjv!! Is the result of modern Ideas. Costs JS! ll ess' oesetterwork' You must 0W try it to see. Get a can on trial. Iff immm The haSdnS wiil be vastly better, M MB YWi ' Ji&hter and tastier or we pay Jaques Mfg. Ca Chicago.
