Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987, March 13, 1903, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextMl Humors Are impure matters which the skin, liver, kidneys and other organs can not take care of without help, there is such an accumulation of them. They litter the whole system. , Pimples, hoils, eczema and other eruptions, loss of appetite, that tired feeling, bilious turns, fits of indiges tion, dull headaches and many other troubles are due to them. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills . Remove all humors, overcomo all their effects, strengthen, tone and Invigorate the whole system. "I bad salt rheum on my bands eo that I could not work. I took Hood's Sarsaparilla and It drove out the humor. I continued Its use till the sores disappeared." Mas. Iba O. Brown, Rumfcrd FallSj Me. Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keeps the promise. Who Knows? Did Adam smoke? Did Eve wear corsets? Did Solomon chew tobacco? Did Ruth chew gum? Did the children of Israel make for a beer garden after crossing the Red Sea? Did Rebecca eat gum drops? Lexington, Mich., Week ly News. Circumstances Alter Faces. "But she used to be considered quite a beauty." "That was before her father failed." Mothers will fina Mrs. WTnslow's Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their Children during tiue teething period. A Dying Race. Jennie Herbie, it says here another octogenarian is dead. Vf hat's an octo genarian? Heibie-Well, I don't know what they are, but they must be awfully sickly creatures. You never hear of 'em but they're dying. Brooklyn Life. r r, Ella What is your idea of a good hearted fellow? Stella One who spends his money on .me and lets his creditors wait for their pay. New York Times. Olives. Do you like olives? You have to learn to like them, of course, but you will be sorry you did not cultivate a taste for them before particularly if you let your grtJer send you a bottle of the Monopole variety. Monopole olives are the largset which come to this country. They are also the most luscious and tenderest which the far famed olive growers of Spain produce. Be sure you secure this brand from your dealer. Wadhams & Kerr Bros., Monopole Grocers and Dry Coffee Roast ers, Portland, Oregon. Purely for Love. "He says he is in business for love." "What is his business?" ' ' TTa Ml no a matvlmnnfal aami H Philadelphia North American. Modest Worth. "I dont see," said the sensible giii "how you could bring yourself to run around after that actor; such a conceit ed stick as he is." "You're mistaken," replied the mat inee girl. "He's just as modest as he can be. Why, when I aked him whom he considered the greatest actor in the world he actually blushed, and replied that it wasn't for him to say." Philadelphia Press. Rocking Chairs Cause Insanity. ' The rocking chair causes insanity, so it is said. In fact, physicianu are claiming that rocking chairs are the cause of most of the nervous troubles from which women suffer, and 'are ad vising their relegation to any place where they will not be used. All in Vain. Clara I suppose I shall have to give Mr. Fiddlehack the next dance. Maud Why don't you sit it out with him? "Well, I've tried that." New Yorker. All Right Anyway. Miss Thin Don't you think my new dress is just exquisite? Fannie Oh, lovely! I think that dret-smaker of yours could make a clothes prop look graceful. To Break in New Shoe, Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder. Tt piirc philhlntriH. damn, xwnatlnir. achinsr. swollen feet. Cures Corns and Bunions. At all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept any substitute. Sample mailed FREL. Address Allen S. Olmstead, LeKoy, N. Y The Professor Knew. "Professor," the seeker after knowl edge inquired of th great toxicologist, "if a tarantula were to bite you, what nould be the first thing you'd do?" "Yell," replied the scientist prompt-' ly. Philadelphia Press. 7 CITO Permanently Curoa So flu or nerronsnoet I I IW after tinit.inyuorir. Kline's Great Nerr Restorer. Send for FREE 8 i. 00 trial bottle and treat is. D.R.U.KuNS.LW,tUl ArchdUPbUaaelpluft.fCk J : Developed, a Negative. Rita Why is Mr. Kodak so glum looking? Nita He and Eleanor have just come out of the darkroom, where h had evidently developed a negative. Color in the Arctics. The leading color pictures in the February Century the most novel and curious in subject of any that magazine has yet published are from interest ing and beautiful studies of the aurora borealis made by Frank Wilbert Stokes while in the Arctic in the fall of 1892, and are richly worthy the subject. They reproduce in print for the first time in a popular magazine the wonder ful effects of the aurora. Mr. Stokes, probably the first real colorist to visit the Arctic regions, was with the Peary and relief expeditions on the Kite when he was privileged to see some color din plays worth all the dangers and priva tions of the trip. His word painting is as vivid and interesting as his color work. Welsh and English Lunatics. There are over 110,000 lunatics in England and Wa'es, and ' the annual cost of their maintenance is 3,000,000 pounds. J I g Hllil'lli li'hi.ini,l,..,ii.iiml Iinmi.i iitillimlliMi.iii.Mlff IIIHICT V,? r a mmmm iiiiiitti-',iiiiirir'"'ii?inffi AYegetable Preparationfor As similating merooaarumeg ling foeStoinachs andDowel BP!! J-J Promotes DigestionCheerfur ness and Rest. Contains neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. HOT KARC OTIC . jav rouA-SAMUELprram Six. Strut A perfect Remedy for Constipa tion , Sour StOuwh.Diarrhoca Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss of Sleep. facsimile Signature of NEW YOUK. 9 Mil 1 111 tj For Infants and Children. 1 The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of AW exact copy or wrapper. In Use For Over Thirty Years VMS eiNTAUM COMMMV. NCW OITV. aaM f I RATHER HAVE THE MONEY. The business methods of Insurance companies are not all to the liking of a shrewd old German, farmer with whom a certain agent had some deal ings. The house of the farmer, insur ed for two thousand dollars, had burn ed down, says the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. The privilege of replacing a burned house is reserved by Insurance companies, and the agent, having this in mind, said to the fanner: "We'll put you up a better house than the one you had for six hundred dol lars." "Xein!" said the farmer, emphatic ally. "I vill haf my one tousand dol lar or notings! Dot house could pot be built again for even a tousand." "Oh, yes, it could," said the Insurance man. "It was an old house. It doesn't cost so much to build houses nowadays. A six-hundred-dollar new house would be a lot bigger and better than the old one." Some month's later, when the In surance man was out for a day's shoot ing, he rode, up again to the farmer's place. 1 " "Just thought I'd stop while I was up here," he said, "to see if you wanted to take out a little insurance." "I got notings to insure," said the farmer "not!"" h"t my vlf" "Well, then," said the insurance man, cheerfully, "insure her." "Nein!" said the farmer, with de termination, "If she die, you come out here und say, 'I not gif you one tou sand dollar. I get you a bigger und a better vlfe for six hundred.' No, sir; I dakes no more Insurance oud!" - VICIOUS LOOKING BUT HARMLESS WEAPOM. Here Is a sword which you can ap parently run through a person, and yet, strange to say, It will not produce any serious results. Of course, the reason is because you do not. even scratch the skin. Still, those who see you thrust will be absolutely certain that you have sent the blade clean through your opponent, and you can keep up the delusion by causing to AN ODD TRICK SWORD. gush from the wound some red liquid which looks exactly like blood. This Ingenious weapon consists of a blade, which has two sections, and of curved arms, which are connected both with the sections and with each other. When necessary the sections can be rigidly Joined together. A flexible tube is also connected with the sword, and there Is also a -collapsible bulb, by means of which a liquid can nt any time be forced through this tube. It will readily be seen that with a wea pon of this kind a skilful gladiator can provide much Innocent entertainment. Shah's Tooth Pulled by Proxy. A story is being told in Taris of the shah which savors more of previous monarch than of the present occupant of the Persian throne. When he went over to France the shah suffered from toothache, and so a dentist was sum moned to remove the offending tooth. But like less exalted mortals, the shah, when he found himself face to face with the dentist, discovered that his toothache had disappeared, and so ab solutely refused to be operated on. However, his majesty declared that he did not wish the dentist to lose his time, and so commanded that a tooth should be. extracted, from each of his suite. He said this with bis eyes on the ground, and then, suddenly looking up, found, to his intense amusement, that all his ministers and staff had quietly slipped away except the grand vizier, whom he complimented upon be ing the only one faithful enough to undergo a little discomfort for his sov ereign's sake, and then dismissed .the dentist with a presentjC'ew York Press. i "pwer. . Liquid Air The result of tests of a liquid air plant made at Cornell University, re ported at the Pittsburg meeting of the American Association for the Advance ment of Science, Indicates that the ex penditure of one horse power continu ously for one hour results In the pro duction of Just enough liquid air to produce, If utilized la Its turn as a source of power, in a perfect niaehine, one horse power for one minute. The experimenter adds that the most ef ficient method of obtaining liquid air at yet discovered would Increase the time to only five minutes. Man's Troubles. Man's chief troubles are women and money. , ' "Yes the latter when be hasn't got it and the former when be has." Kan sas City Journal. . When money Is tight the pawnbroker is apt to take the pledge. 8 &8S 1 I WANT TO BUY FOR GASH Chicken, Duck and Geese feath- w ers. Aauress t C. C. SMITH. 10thmntlDMvlaSt:,Portlantl,Oi- JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE. Foot of Morrison Street. Can give you the best bargains in Boilers and Engines, Windmills, Pumps and Gene ral Machinery. Wood Sawing Machines a specialty. See us before buying. For nearly m half a centurv W S-Jk have been prowlnR famous inevery ninu vi evil, JWIIfie. DUU1 ty IHwipaiu iree to all applicants. D. M. i'ERBY &CO. Detroit, Mich. . POTATO $2.50 a Bbl. I.Brgot f rower of Seed Pototociln America. 1 he Rural New Yorker" jclveeSalcer' Kar X WIconln a yield or I4Vbu. per a. Prleeo dirt cheap. Mammoth -eeil ooolc and nam pie of 1 oa,"l'"r' Rprltz, M acaroul V heat, 8 bu. per a.. Giant Clover, etc., upon rvcelit of lOo puituge. JOHN A. 6ALZER6EK1) CO. La Crone. Win. GREEN w4 SLW HJ RAPE costs; DELICIOUS AND TEMPTING Greatest, Cheapest Food on Earth for Sheep Swlnef Cattle, etc. , Will be worth 100 to 70a to reaA what Salter', catalog m?n about rape. BSBUon Dollar Gross will positively make 70a rich; H teni f hay and lots of pasture per acre( aliio Bromus, Peaoat, Bpelti, Maoarvu wheat fur arid, hot loilf, C3 but. per ere. 2ith Century Oam, J."0 but. per ami Trtnnlnfft. Yielila 100 ton! tircea Fodder per acre. For this Notice and 1 0o we nmtl bis catalog and 10 Farm Seed jiOTuiuei, luujr worm iu to gcta -irt. i0lA3ALZRSEEDCO..uCT P. X. u. Mo. 71903. 'HEN writing to advertisers please mention inu paper. ei I vf)nMi nrnn4iJr Q ft u w IB HIT TJ.A As good candy to a ehild. Queen Bee Cough Drops Arpnade of pure hon ey n menthol. They ar pleasant and ef- icuve as a remcuy for coiiL'i.R and colds. Try a package. Sold by all druggists and confectioners. 'I wo packages by mail on receipt of luc, stamps. Pacific Coast Biscuit Co. Portland, Ore. Austin Well Machinery FOR Oil or Water any Depth. Write for catalogue. BE ALL & CO., Oen'l Arts. 813 Commer cial Block PORTLAND, OREQON. WITH NERVES UNSTRUNG AND HEADS THAT ACHE WISE 'WOMEN BROMO - SELTZER TAKE TRIAL BOTTLE lO CENTS. NOTHING SO GOOD FOrt CHICKENS AS THB PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD It make Hens Lay and Keeps them Laying. It cures Roup, Cholera and All Diseases, It strengthens vounR chicks, and maVei them grow. Price 25c and 50c. Hy young; chickens commenced dying;, and after ToBinir four dosen 1 pur chased a package of your PRUH8IAN POULTRY FOOD, which stopped them from dying and 1 have constantly kept It on band ever since. I can recommend It a lust what Is needed In raining poultry. O. R. K1UOIN, Latah, Wash. rOHTLANU BKKU CO., Portland, Orrgon, Coast Agents. I McCAULEY & BURBANK, General Machinists a Mine, Mill and Marine work. General repairs. Printing Machinery repaired and rebuilt PROMPT ATTBNTION TO OUT-OF-TOWN ORDERS. 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To Introduce) this Orran. wa are making most exceptional couces- will deliver a perfect and fully guaranteed Organ, freight paid, to any railroad station ir wa iBuuiuM m vue maie 01 uregon lor iu, on payment 01 so sown auu ft a month. The fancier styles M, $6e, etc., on same terms. Write us today, as this oiler is limited only to the first 1UU Instruments. Special Introductory Offer EILERS PIANO HOUSE. Portland, . Oregon. Largest, Leading and Most Responsible Western Dealers. 381 Washington St., Portland, Or. 608 Sprat-tie Ave., bpokane, Wash. Ninth and J Sts., Sacramento, 683 Market St., San Francisco.