Ml Humors
Are impure matters which the skin,
liver, kidneys and other organs can
not take care of without help, there is
such an accumulation of them.
They litter the whole system.
, Pimples, hoils, eczema and other
eruptions, loss of appetite, that tired
feeling, bilious turns, fits of indiges
tion, dull headaches and many other
troubles are due to them.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
and Pills .
Remove all humors, overcomo all
their effects, strengthen, tone and
Invigorate the whole system.
"I bad salt rheum on my bands eo that I
could not work. I took Hood's Sarsaparilla
and It drove out the humor. I continued
Its use till the sores disappeared." Mas.
Iba O. Brown, Rumfcrd FallSj Me.
Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to
cure and keeps the promise.
Who Knows?
Did Adam smoke? Did Eve wear
corsets? Did Solomon chew tobacco?
Did Ruth chew gum? Did the children
of Israel make for a beer garden after
crossing the Red Sea? Did Rebecca eat
gum drops? Lexington, Mich., Week
ly News.
Circumstances Alter Faces.
"But she used to be considered quite
a beauty."
"That was before her father failed."
Mothers will fina Mrs. WTnslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their
Children during tiue teething period.
A Dying Race.
Jennie Herbie, it says here another
octogenarian is dead. Vf hat's an octo
genarian? Heibie-Well, I don't know what
they are, but they must be awfully
sickly creatures. You never hear of
'em but they're dying. Brooklyn
Life.
r r,
Ella What is your idea of a good
hearted fellow?
Stella One who spends his money
on .me and lets his creditors wait for
their pay. New York Times.
Olives.
Do you like olives? You have to
learn to like them, of course, but you
will be sorry you did not cultivate a
taste for them before particularly if
you let your grtJer send you a bottle
of the Monopole variety. Monopole
olives are the largset which come to
this country. They are also the most
luscious and tenderest which the far
famed olive growers of Spain produce.
Be sure you secure this brand from
your dealer. Wadhams & Kerr Bros.,
Monopole Grocers and Dry Coffee Roast
ers, Portland, Oregon.
Purely for Love.
"He says he is in business for love."
"What is his business?"
' ' TTa Ml no a matvlmnnfal aami H
Philadelphia North American.
Modest Worth.
"I dont see," said the sensible giii
"how you could bring yourself to run
around after that actor; such a conceit
ed stick as he is."
"You're mistaken," replied the mat
inee girl. "He's just as modest as he
can be. Why, when I aked him
whom he considered the greatest actor
in the world he actually blushed, and
replied that it wasn't for him to say."
Philadelphia Press.
Rocking Chairs Cause Insanity.
' The rocking chair causes insanity, so
it is said. In fact, physicianu are
claiming that rocking chairs are the
cause of most of the nervous troubles
from which women suffer, and 'are ad
vising their relegation to any place
where they will not be used.
All in Vain.
Clara I suppose I shall have to give
Mr. Fiddlehack the next dance.
Maud Why don't you sit it out with
him?
"Well, I've tried that." New
Yorker.
All Right Anyway.
Miss Thin Don't you think my new
dress is just exquisite?
Fannie Oh, lovely! I think that
dret-smaker of yours could make a
clothes prop look graceful.
To Break in New Shoe,
Always shake in Aliens Foot-Ease, a powder.
Tt piirc philhlntriH. damn, xwnatlnir. achinsr.
swollen feet. Cures Corns and Bunions. At
all druggists and shoe stores, 25c. Don't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREL. Address
Allen S. Olmstead, LeKoy, N. Y
The Professor Knew.
"Professor," the seeker after knowl
edge inquired of th great toxicologist,
"if a tarantula were to bite you, what
nould be the first thing you'd do?"
"Yell," replied the scientist prompt-'
ly. Philadelphia Press. 7
CITO Permanently Curoa So flu or nerronsnoet
I I IW after tinit.inyuorir. Kline's Great Nerr
Restorer. Send for FREE 8 i. 00 trial bottle and treat
is. D.R.U.KuNS.LW,tUl ArchdUPbUaaelpluft.fCk
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Developed, a Negative.
Rita Why is Mr. Kodak so glum
looking?
Nita He and Eleanor have just
come out of the darkroom, where h
had evidently developed a negative.
Color in the Arctics.
The leading color pictures in the
February Century the most novel and
curious in subject of any that magazine
has yet published are from interest
ing and beautiful studies of the aurora
borealis made by Frank Wilbert Stokes
while in the Arctic in the fall of 1892,
and are richly worthy the subject.
They reproduce in print for the first
time in a popular magazine the wonder
ful effects of the aurora. Mr. Stokes,
probably the first real colorist to visit
the Arctic regions, was with the Peary
and relief expeditions on the Kite when
he was privileged to see some color din
plays worth all the dangers and priva
tions of the trip. His word painting is
as vivid and interesting as his color
work.
Welsh and English Lunatics.
There are over 110,000 lunatics in
England and Wa'es, and ' the annual
cost of their maintenance is 3,000,000
pounds. J
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I RATHER HAVE THE MONEY.
The business methods of Insurance
companies are not all to the liking of
a shrewd old German, farmer with
whom a certain agent had some deal
ings. The house of the farmer, insur
ed for two thousand dollars, had burn
ed down, says the St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The privilege of replacing a
burned house is reserved by Insurance
companies, and the agent, having this
in mind, said to the fanner:
"We'll put you up a better house than
the one you had for six hundred dol
lars." "Xein!" said the farmer, emphatic
ally. "I vill haf my one tousand dol
lar or notings! Dot house could pot
be built again for even a tousand."
"Oh, yes, it could," said the Insurance
man. "It was an old house. It doesn't
cost so much to build houses nowadays.
A six-hundred-dollar new house would
be a lot bigger and better than the old
one."
Some month's later, when the In
surance man was out for a day's shoot
ing, he rode, up again to the farmer's
place. 1 "
"Just thought I'd stop while I was up
here," he said, "to see if you wanted
to take out a little insurance."
"I got notings to insure," said the
farmer "not!"" h"t my vlf"
"Well, then," said the insurance man,
cheerfully, "insure her."
"Nein!" said the farmer, with de
termination, "If she die, you come out
here und say, 'I not gif you one tou
sand dollar. I get you a bigger und a
better vlfe for six hundred.' No, sir;
I dakes no more Insurance oud!" -
VICIOUS LOOKING
BUT HARMLESS WEAPOM.
Here Is a sword which you can ap
parently run through a person, and
yet, strange to say, It will not produce
any serious results. Of course, the
reason is because you do not. even
scratch the skin. Still, those who see
you thrust will be absolutely certain
that you have sent the blade clean
through your opponent, and you can
keep up the delusion by causing to
AN ODD TRICK SWORD.
gush from the wound some red liquid
which looks exactly like blood. This
Ingenious weapon consists of a blade,
which has two sections, and of curved
arms, which are connected both with
the sections and with each other.
When necessary the sections can be
rigidly Joined together. A flexible tube
is also connected with the sword, and
there Is also a -collapsible bulb, by
means of which a liquid can nt any
time be forced through this tube. It
will readily be seen that with a wea
pon of this kind a skilful gladiator can
provide much Innocent entertainment.
Shah's Tooth Pulled by Proxy.
A story is being told in Taris of the
shah which savors more of previous
monarch than of the present occupant
of the Persian throne. When he went
over to France the shah suffered from
toothache, and so a dentist was sum
moned to remove the offending tooth.
But like less exalted mortals, the shah,
when he found himself face to face
with the dentist, discovered that his
toothache had disappeared, and so ab
solutely refused to be operated on.
However, his majesty declared that he
did not wish the dentist to lose his
time, and so commanded that a tooth
should be. extracted, from each of his
suite. He said this with bis eyes on
the ground, and then, suddenly looking
up, found, to his intense amusement,
that all his ministers and staff had
quietly slipped away except the grand
vizier, whom he complimented upon be
ing the only one faithful enough to
undergo a little discomfort for his sov
ereign's sake, and then dismissed .the
dentist with a presentjC'ew York
Press. i
"pwer.
. Liquid Air
The result of tests of a liquid air
plant made at Cornell University, re
ported at the Pittsburg meeting of the
American Association for the Advance
ment of Science, Indicates that the ex
penditure of one horse power continu
ously for one hour results In the pro
duction of Just enough liquid air to
produce, If utilized la Its turn as a
source of power, in a perfect niaehine,
one horse power for one minute. The
experimenter adds that the most ef
ficient method of obtaining liquid air
at yet discovered would Increase the
time to only five minutes.
Man's Troubles.
Man's chief troubles are women and
money. , '
"Yes the latter when be hasn't got
it and the former when be has." Kan
sas City Journal. .
When money Is tight the pawnbroker
is apt to take the pledge.
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1 I WANT TO BUY FOR GASH
Chicken, Duck and Geese feath-
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t C. C. SMITH.
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