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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (May 18, 1900)
ufo p For disorders of tho feminine organs havo gained their great renown and enormous sale be cause of tho permanent good they havo done and ore doing for tho woman of this country, if all ailing or suffer ing women could be made to understand how ab solutely true are tho statements about Lydla E. Plnkham's Vegetablo Compound, their suffer ings would end. Rlrs. Pinliham counsels women free of charge, Msr sddrsss is ' "?? a -Mass The advice sho gives Is practical and honestm You can wrlto freely to her; she Is a wo man. Taken T.ltornlly. It was only playfully that she re ferred to her husband as "a regular heathen," but it is always well to label such remarks when made in the pres ence of children. - The little one who overheard this re mark trotted away to Sunday school immediately thereafter, and in some , way the" subject of attendance at ! church came up in the class that day. "My papa doesn't go," volunteered the little one. "No?" returned the teacher inquir ingly. "Oh, no. He's a heathen, you know." Chicago Post. SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for the feet. It cure painful, swollen, smarting, nerv ous teer. una instantly taKes tne suiir out of corns and bunions. It's the greatest comfort discovery of the age. Allen's Foot Ease makes tight or new shoes feel easy. It is a certain cure for Ingrowing Kails, Mveating. callous and bot, tired, aching fret. We have 'over 30.000 testimonials. Try it today. Sold by all druggists and phoe stores. Hy mail for 2Tic. in stamps. Trial package "FKKE. Address, Allen tj. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. One thousand bricks made by ma chine take 13.5 minutes, instead of two hours and four minutes when made by band. An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial effects of the well known remedy, Stbup ok Figs, manufactured by the Califoknia Fig Syrup Co., illustrate the value of obtaining the liquid laxa tive principles of plants known to be medicinally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing to the taste and acceptable to the system. It is the one perfect strengthening laxa tive, cleansing the system effectually, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers gently yet promptly and enabling one to overcome habitual constipation per manently. Its perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and sub stance, and its acting on tlie kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative. In the process of manufacturing figs re used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the mod ioinal qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and other aromatic plants, by a method known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only. In order to get its beneficial effects and to avoid imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed on the front of every package. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO. CAI . I,OTJISVII,LE. XT. NEW YORK. N. Y. For sale by all Druggists. Price 50c. per bottle. HEALTH RESTORER. USE IT! IIIIUIK WHlUr 111 HSP till S. 13 Ra l...,U T..I.. IlitA TTm 1 In tlmA. Sili1 hr rinnrtfists. HI ra1gMIIB.iMJIL-ff TAKES A WOMAN To Insult Another Woman in a Sure, Effective Way. "It takes a woman to Insult another woman," casually remarked the man with a flower In his coat, "and I don't mean to insult the sex by saying It, either. It is simple fact" "Oh, very well," assented his listener. "But what do you call It beside 'simple fact' when you make such a sweeping charge V" "Well, for Instance," said this man ;with a flower in his coat, "I was at a reception the other afternoon, where a pretty young woman, a local artist, was bidden to sing. She happened to be suffering from a bad cold, but rather than disappoint the hostess, who de pended on her voice for entertaining tlie guests, she began bravely a well known German song, which she does (usually remarkably well. And then I was an eyewitness to a scene that Illus trates my 'sweeping charge.' Seated directly in front of the singer were two ladies who disdained the art that hae been fostered In a rival clique, and who were determined to let their victim see how despised she was, how bad her voice, how crude her method; at least this was all written ou their counten ances, as I saw them. The lady who knew It nil signaled the lady who knew that she knew It all by pushing out a Boston boot and touching the other's foot. Indescriba ble weariness lifted the eyebrow of the lady who knew it all, and the lady who knew that she knew it all leaned for ward, resrinor lipr chin ti lor glove, as though unable to hold herself "erect an instant longer. And still the song went on! And still the ladles rustled and twisted, fastening their gaze blankly on the singer, but at last the lady who knew that she knew it all perceived her insult was not taking effect, and there upon she arose, bidding her hostess good-by in the middle of the last verse with a great flourish." "And you think mis is a nice thing to relate," cried a woman, who, happily for her, doesn't know a note of music." "No," said tho man, calmly, "Hit was It nice of your tsex to try to upset a fellow-creature, Iby letting her see how distasteful she was, not because she couldn't sing, but (because here came a chance to pay oft ome old scores? Yes, I persist In say :ing that it takes a woman to insult an other woman. I should never have .dreamed of going out in the middle of ii song given at a private drawing-room, no matter how much I hated the man .who was singing it." "Perhaps not; ,but doubtless the lady was faint, ill, a wreck, and emotion was not good for ,her. That Is the most charitable light In which to look at any such breach o good manners." Boston Ileralc. Curing a Cold. Mr. Blifkins had a cold, It settled in his head. "Always hits the weakest spot," Funny friends all said. Mr. Blifkins coughed and wheezed Shivered, sneezed, and shook, Listened to his friends' advice This is what he took: Box of unti-kamuiu, Douched his nose with brine, Mustard plaster ou his cheat Camphor halls, Quinine, Bottle Dr. Killem'p Cure Onion stew, Some squills, lloarhouud tablets, Licorice, ' Anti-febrine pills, Porous plaster on, his back. Spirits frunieuti, Menthol inhalation tube, Ginger, Rock and rye, Bottle of cough syrup, Whisky just a sip. Mutton tallow on his neck. Box of anti-grip, Vapor bath, Electric shocks, Brandy, Cure for croup. Emulsion of cod liver oil Ugh! Some strong beef soup. Every remedy they urged Mr. Blifkins tried; Now they cay they cured the cola. But Mr. Blifkins died. Baltimore American. Little Willie end Meter Grice They cut pa's trousers down for me; I don't get uothin' new; I have to wear his old coats out, his old suspenders, too! His huts and shoes don't fit me, but 1 s'pose they will some day, And then they'll come to me instead of bein' thrown away! My sister Grace is twenty-two And she can sing and play, And what she wears is always new Not stuff that's thrown away! She puts on style, I tell you what! She dresses out of sight; She's proud and haughty and she's got A beau most every night. I never get new things to wear; I'm just a boy, you see, And any old thing's good enough to doc tor up for me! Most everything that I've got on one day belonged to pa When sister's through with her fine things she hands 'em up to ma! Chicago Times-Herald. Poss bilitlea in tho South. If our Southern States alone were as densely settled as Germany they would have a population of over 190,000,000. Nature occasionally performs mira cles for the purpose of demonstrating the possibility of the Impossible. Victim of Strategy. I Wife George, are you going to the ' club tonight? Husband Yes, my love. I really don't care to go, but it is an important nueriug, and it would hardly do for me to aoFfnt myself. "What time do you expect to return home?" i "By 11 o'clock at the latest." i "Well, on your way just stop for me at the Woman's Twentieth Century club, on. Keener street; I'll be sure to wait for you." Richmond Dispatch. Ih Secrets of Planets Revealed. j The immense telescope which is now in ! process of construction is expected to bring tiie moon within a mile's eyesight of this I world, and to reveal the secrets of all plan- ' ets. It may cause as great u change in the world's thought as Ilnstetter's istomach j Bitters does in the physical condition of i sufferers from dyspepsia, constipation, liver or kidnev troubles. The liitters strengthen the entire system, and also pre vents malaria, fever and ague. Try it. Let ns help tho fallen, still, though they never pay rs, and let ns lend, without exacting the usury of grati tude. ANOTHER FAST TRAIN. The Rio Grande Western Railway' "The Great Salt Lake Route," has re ennied its fast train services to the East, making the run from Portland to Chi cago in three days and a half. No lay over is necessary, Bud only one change of cars is made. Those who desire it have the privilege, however, of a day light stopover either at Salt Lake City or Denver. Three daily express trnins are run, leaving Ogden, Utah, at 7:15 ii. in., and 1:15 and 7 p m. The morn ing train carries a through standard sleeper to Chicago, via the Burlington Route, and the night train one via the Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific Rail. way. I he tourist sleepers and chair cars run daily as formerly through from Portland to Denver. Twice a week tourist excursion cars are run through from Portland to Boston. All trains carry dining cars, making the trip across the continent, via "The Great Salt Lake Route," most desira ble. The Rio Grande Western Railway is the only road running thiough Salt Lake City, and with its connections the Denver & Rio Grande and the Col orado Midland takes tho passenger through the famous Rocky mountain scenery of Colorado. For rates and all other information, address J. D. MANSFIELD, General Agent, 253 Washington St., Portland, Oregon. Gen. Miles keeps up his good horse manship by constant practice. Wher ever he may be or whatever the weath er, a morning never passes but he takes a brisk ride. The tonic qualities of sea air are at tributed by a French chemist to a third of a grain of salt per cubic yard and a trace of iodine that he found by analysis to be present. The calamander tree of Ceylon, al lied to the ebony family, and represent ed by only 90 specimens, is credited with the very rarest wood. The tree is carefully protected. PORTLAND DIRECTORY. liifH mill WlrW Work. I'OKTI.ANK HICK A lltON MOUKS: WIKK anil iron lencim;: ntliee miling, eic. XU Alder. Machinery mill siillj. CAWSTOS ,t CO.: KNIilSKS, HOII.KKR, MA clnnery, supplies. IK-fti UrsiSi., I'ortland.Or. JOHN POOLE. roBTLAND, Orfoow, can give you the best bargains in general Inaciiinerv. ptirrinp Knil.ra lunL-u .in..n plows, belts and windmills. The new steel I X L windmill, sold by him, is tin- BUFFALO PUTS CO. M A N tJ FA CT U It K RS OF Nsw Double Cylinder Farm Loco motives and Tteshing Machinery. Write for Catalogue. 320 E. Yamhill St., rOKTI.AXI), OR. Mention this paper. MACHINERY. kinds ...TATUM & BOWEN... 29 to 35 First Street PORTLAND OR. CURI YOURSELF 1 Vm IllffCI fur iiiniKpiral diseliurKds.liiflHiiiiitttiiuui, irritations or ulcerations of in u co as menilirancs. Painless, snd not astrln THE EvA,;8 CheUIOU Co. ""tr poisonous. old by DraralaU. pr sent In plain wrapper, hr upress, prnpalil, for sum, or a bottles. 2.7. YOUNG MEN! For Grni'trrhif And OIH?t tret Pfibrt'i Okay Hperifln. It If the fNI,Y inwlH'tne which will cure etvri and ernry cane. NO CASK known It hna nvnr fnllrl to curs, no tnattr how wrtouji or of how long utanrllnir. Ktwilta from iU um will antonf-h you. It In ntMoiutcly aaftt, prevent trie turn, anti an tm taken without InrotiTtv Bln and dHntfoti fmm hnnlm. iMtK'K. (S.On. For alt hy nil reliable dm tr it-tut, or tnt prepaid by exprva plainly wrapped, on rwipt nf prW, by . , I list CH EM ICAL CO., Cblco, HI Circular mailed on reoueat. SURE CURE FOR PILES rrcillMl I'lles produce moisture snd cause lichlns:. This form, as well as lllliul, Bleedli.g or Protruding rue. are r.urru l ur.DOIinkO S Kile RSmSOy, Slops Itchlns and bleeding. Absorbs tumors. Soo a Isr atdruvKlsU or sent by irsll. Treatise free. Write Bis about your cast, DH. JJUSANKO, l'hilads. l'a. PuK'm 10 1 to dan, J Jj 1T Guaranteed U not to irlciuro. 1 PrrmiU CnrjlMlftn. VTWciNCiNNm.o. RTOJ m . 7t ' av -n IIli Ambition. Minister Well, Johnnie, what do you propose to make of yourself when ' you prow up to be a man? Johnnie (thoughtfully) Well, I don't know sure, but I have been think ing lately that I should like to be a dog-catcher. Somerville Journal. Crtr' Ink. Good ink is a necessity for good writing. Carter's is the best. Costs no more than poor ink. If men were as anxious to be worthy of position as they are to gain it, the world would have more great men. hows TnisT- Ve offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cau not bo cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props., Toledo, O. We tho undersigned, have known v. J, Cheney for the past 15 veurB, and believe him perfectly honorable in nil bufcin us transactions and tin-anciall-r able to carry out any obligations macU by their firm. Wkst dk Trvax. Wholesale Driiierlsfs, Toledo, ' WAI.DINO, KlNNAN Ji MArVIN, V nolesale Drug-hits, Toledo, O. nail's Catarrh Cure 1st ken'.nr:rnally, acting; c'.ireeily on tho blood end m com surfaces oi tho system. I'rl ;o T5i per bo' ilo. Bold by ai drugr ista. Testlmoni. Is Iroc. Usui's Family r- th best. Although a great portion of the turf from personal taste and hereditary in stincts, the late duke of Westminster was never in the ordinary sense a sport ing peer. He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will revolutionize the world. If yon haven't a regular, healthy movement, of the bowels every day, you're sick, or will be. Keep rour bowels open, and be well. Force, In tho shape ot violent physic or pill poison, is dangerous. The smoothest, easiest, most perfect way of keeping the bowels clear aud cluao is to hike Ploasant, Palatable, fotent. Taste Good. Do Onnrt, Never Sicken, Weaken, or Urlpe. 10c, Wo Write I lor free sample, and booklet on hoaltn. Address Bt.rll.i Rrard; l'liiu;, 1'hlr.ft., oalrf.l. Raw tors. Sits , KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN Are the best that can be made. Nothing Is or can be superior to a Mitchell Wagon, because it is made of the best material by experienced workmen which, coo pled with 65 years' experience in build ing wagons, during which time the man ufacturers have had but one aim, and that to produce the best possible to build, BEST FOli THE MEIS JW& CANDY Li -J CATHARTIC is a guarantee of quality. If you buy a Mitchell Wagon, you get the bjst that cati be made. AGENTS EVERYWHERE. If none in your vacinity, we will set. to you direct. Send for circulars. MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVERCO. .PORTLAND. ORECON. Branches at Spokane, Seattle, Salem, McMinnvllIe, Medford and La Grande. Mention tills paper. poof0 j ifypiy.v'v if Mm ISTHaf Supremely Great Tonic t oVer Hie Wbrti- VI N MARIAN! Kaj Stovb Te;r of A 35 Ylearj fxperlenct IC WLrisMt n" HAN PENSION IT BICKFUR". Waihlnntnn. II C. th.v will r,. li celvequlok replies. II. Mil N. It. Vols. Htaff MOtli Corps. I'roBccutlnK claims since 1878. I BAD SPRING BLOOD Requires some sort of a tonic that cleans out the Impurities. One that really docs this and more Is rioore's Revealed Remedy And does It thoroughly. Pleasant to take. $1.00 at your drugget's. M t A KNOCK OUT There is more disability and helplessness from LUMBAGO than any other muscular ail ment, but St. Jacobs Oil has found it the easiest and promptest to cure of any form of LAME BACK Cignr manufacturers at Tampa, Florida, will establish a factory, at which cigar boxes will be manu factured. 1 am sure 1'iso's Cure for Consumption saved my life tliree years auo. Mas. Thos. ltoKiiiKH, Maple Street, Norwich, N.Y., Feb. 17, 1900. ' The American Flint Glass Workers' Union will establish a co-operative factory in the Indiana Gas Belt, to make proscription ware. Mothers will find Mrs. AVinslow's Sooth ing Kyrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. A Boston physician assorts that nine tenths of the cases of diptheria are traceable to defective drainage and im perfect ventilation. Tested and True. Try this Spring There is a transcendent power in ex ample. Wo reform others, uncon sciously, when we walk uprightly. If thou daily offend, daily repent; if twice, thrice, an hundred, an hundred thousand times, twice, thrice, an hun dred thousand times repent. WAGONS mm lws3ffiEiS3 t VI iBt'lXTr WriDha Hakes the BEST PUMPS for IRRIGATION and RECLAMATION. MINE DRAINAGE. Capa cities from one gallon to 100,000 gallons per minute. They also VT) AflTJ TWO STAMP MILLS, build the la 1 1 IT il Cement Uravel Mills, and the Celebrated imwuu Dkakk Amalgamator. Special Machinery for CAPK NOM K. Sena for Catalogue. AnUUn 1UH U tU. itrantih, 134 & 1.1(1 Main ".,( Francisco SALZEtfS.-., Mrtleit.mrn will rtTla lteirii siruwiiic. 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