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About Lincoln County leader. (Toledo, Lincoln County, Or.) 1893-1987 | View Entire Issue (July 8, 1898)
HEN Jog reterman and Polly May get married," was a standing jest In rinevillo. Joe and Polly lived on adjoining five-acre lots, with only a fence be tween them. It was not a very high fence nor a strong one either, for It was almost rotted down In many places. It was said that yrs no .Tno otiJ Tolly had been sweethearts, but that they had quarreled atout some trifling matter, and that they had not spoken to each other since that day. Jonessy had Just been elected Justice of I'lnevillo, and was looking around to see where the fees of the ofllce were to come from. As there was nothing for him to do In the ollice. be thought that It was his duty to go outside of It and hunt up something. In debating the question with himself as to what would Iks most likely to bring him In a fee, his mind, of course, turned to marriages. "When Joe Peternmn and Polly May get married. - he repeated to himself, smiling. "Well. It Is a duty I owe to tills community to end that quarrel of theirs the first thing, and It Is a duty I owe to myself to see that they get married as Boon afterward as possi ble." So Jonessy took a walk out to Joe Teternian's phuic, and found the latter at home. "Joe," he said, after some talk on subjects In general. "Joe, I came out to see you on official business." Joe's eyes flew wide open. "I haven't been doing anything wrong, have I?" he asked, with trem bling voice. The truth was that Joe had thrown a brickbat at Polly's cat the night be fore, and without really Intending to do so, had hit her and knocked her out of his favorite peach tree, and had felt rather mean about It ever smoe. "Well. I don't know." Jonessy replied, cautiously, for he could Boe that Joe had something on his mind, and thought to draw him out "You see, Joe, the light and the wrong generally depends on the circumstances attend ing the en so." "That's what I reckoned," said Joe. "You see I saw her coming through the fence, nnd tried to make her go iKick." "And she wouldn't go?" "No." "What did you do nextr "Soon as I spoke she ran up that peach tree, nnd went to clawing and scratching the bark." "She did. eh?" "She did. Then I got mad, like a fool," said Joe, hanging his head. "I picked up a brickbat and threw It at her. and down she came, kicking her legs like drumsticks," "Didn't she say anything?" asked Jonessy. "Who?" "Why, Polly May, of course." "You didn't think that It was Polly I treated that way, did you?" asked Joe. "No. hardly. Rut who was It?" "It was Polly's cat. Jonessy. I thought that perhaps Polly had. seen It, and' gone to you and entered a complaint, against me." "No, she hasn't done It yet, Joe, but there Is no telling how soon she may do so," said Jonessy. Then he added, con fidentially, "If I were you I'd go over ami see her and settle the whole thing out of court." After Jonessy left him Joe stood and scratched his head for some time. The whole thing was a pusale to him. Ilad Jonessy known more than lie pretend ed? If so, had Polly told him? And If Polly had. was It at her suggestion that Jonessy had come and told him to go and see her? "It Is ton years since we spoke," be mused, with a sad smile, while a mock ing bird was singing blithely In a tree close by. Then suddenly he burst out laughing. "The Idea of Polly climbing a tree," he cried. "And me throwing brickbats at her. and Bbe falling ha-ha-ha.m But Jonessy walked homeward In quite a different mood. Somehow he felt that his mission had been rather a failure. Still, every once in awhile, a gleam of hope darted upward and he thought that he could see a fee of office afar off. As he walked along, musing and "W dreaming he found himself suddenly face to face with a woman carrying a huge basket on her arm. "How do you do, Judge?" she cried, cheerily, letting her basket down to the ground. "I was real 'glad to hear that you was elected." "Thank you, Polly. I was Just think ing about you when yon bobbed up," a!d Jecessy. "Ilavo Just bees over to see your neighbor, Joe Peterman, and was on my way home with my thoughts full of both of you." Polly frowned. "Joe Isn't going to have me to court. Is he?" she asked. "Can't say, Polly. I reckon that de pends as much on you as on him." "Well, he had do business coming In through the window like he did." Polly cried. "It 6erved him only right that the window fell down on him like It did and caught hlra by the leg. Of course, when I grabbed him by the throat to keep him from squalling, and he cut me on the wrist, I was mad enough to kill him. But I kept my tem per, and I didn't hurt him any more than I could help," she protested. "But Joe didn't " Jonessy began. "Of course Joe dldnt Joe never would listen to reason," cried Polly. . "But, Polly, Jog " Jonessy began again. "That's all right. Jim Jonessy; you have Joe's side of the story, and I am i ' I VOICE iy TllE going to tell mine," cried I'olly. "After I got him loose I bothered with him all day, and doctored him, and that night after dark, 1,00X111x1 him In my arms to the fence and set him down on the other side," "Goodness, Tolly, you don't mean to tell me that you carried him In your arms?" Jonessy exclaimed. "Well, I Just diil, and I'll swear to tt before Joe or anybody." I wouldn't do It If I was you," said Jonessy, earnestly. "Why, there Isn't a soul In Tinevllle would believo you could do It" "Could do what?" "Why, carry Joo Teterman In your arms, of course," "Jim Jonessy, you are a fooir she cried, very rod In the face. "It Is Joe's old Domlnick rooster I have been talk ing about" "Why, yes, of course," stammered Jonessy, In confusion, trying to smile, "I was Just teasing you. Tolly, know ing that you and Joe were such old friends." "But did Joe say he was going to take me to court?" Bhe asked. 1 "Not exactly, but I advised him to go and talk the master over with you. Say, Polly, you two ought to make up. You take my advice," said Jonessy. Then Jonessy went one way and Tolly went the other, each one busy with many thoughts. That evening Mrs. Jonessy asked her husband how many fees the new office had brought him. "This Is tho first day, you know," ho smiled faintly. "I have Just been set ting the wheels In motion to-day, and the fees will come In after awhile." "Yes; when Joe Peterman and Tolly May get married," she said, laughing. Jonessy had accomplished something that day. He had set Joe and Polly thinking about each other. Joe's long, lantern-Jawed face, usually sober and solemn, had relaxed Into smiles several times, aud once ho had actually caught himself humming an old song that had lain forgotten for years within him. On the other hand, Tolly's round and rosy face, that was supposed to wear a smile even in sleep, was very thoughtful and sad And while bending above the steam from the fragrant teapot, at the supper table, her eyes seemed filled with unshed tears. "Toor Joe," she sighed, as she sat down to her lonely meal. "I thought sure that he would get over It and mar ry some one else, but It seems that be doesn't care any more than I do for anybody, and both of us Just persist In being wrong, when only a word from either of us would make things so dif ferent" Just then a cat came In at the open door, and when Tolly saw that It limped slightly on one leg she sprang up from the table and caught It In her arms. "Poor Kitty," she murmured. "I won der who hurt you? You can't tell, can you?" "I can," said a manly voice In the doorway, and a moment later Joe en tered the room. "Jonessy told me to day that you intended to sue me for throwing a brickbat at your cat" he said. Polly eyed ber visitor closely for a moment and seeing that his eyes were upon her supper table Instead of upon herself, the hard lines that had come around her Hps relaxed Into a smile. "Come in, Joe," she said, gently. "Will you take a cup of tea with me?" "Then you ain't mad because I crip pled your cat?" "Joo," she cried, trying to look bo- vere, "will you take a cup of tea with me?" "Yes. You ain't mad. Tolly?" Tolly did not reply, but busied herself refilling the teapot and making room for him at the table. When Joe was seated at the table Tolly sat down opposite to him and watched him In 6llence for several min utes. "So Jim Jonessy has been telling yon that I was about to take you to court for crippling my cat has he?" she said at last "I met him when he came from your house, and he hinted that you might have me prosecuted because your old Domlnick rooster came over here and got himself crippled the other day." "I never said no such thing, Polly," cried Joe. . "Nor did I," said Tolly. "I never mentioned rooster to him." "And I never said cat" "I wonder how he found out?" cried Joe. "I guess our consciences gave tt away. When I think of It now, he never said rooster to me until I had I told him all about It myself," said Tol ly, smiling. "I remember now, that it was the same with me and the cat" Bald Joe. "I know I wanted to tell you how sorry I was, and it was all I could think of when Jonessy came to see mo." "I am sorry, too, Joe," said Tolly, "and I hope you won't think that I done It on purpose." Somehow the summer dusk gathered around them, and neither seemed to notice it ns they talked on and on across the table between them. After awhile, however, Tolly rose and went to the open door, where Joe followed her. "Say, Tolly," he said, taking her un resisting liand, "I have been sorry for everything all these years; won't you say that you forgive me?" Polly looked up Into his face. "I have been sorry, too, Joe, Oh! so sorry." Just then Tolly's cat, purring softly, rubbed herself against Joe's leg, and at the same moment old Domlnick crowed lustily on his own side of the fence. Now, In Tinevllle, a good many things are dated from the time "when Joe Teterman and Tolly May got married." St Louis Globe-Democrat A THRIFTY INDIAN GIRL. Marrying Her Was a Most Excellent Investment. In 1S92 the "Soger" school was built ra OfcliihftT"n Terlrnry, among a col ony of Cheyennes and Arapahoes, con sidered among the wildest most back ward and nonprogressive of nil In dians, says the Omaha Boo, Fortun ately the superintendent of the new school, Mrs. John Soger, had already gamed their confidence In another ca pacity, so that when tbey were asked to put tholr children in school they said that they would, as soon na they were weaned. And they carried this out literally. One of the girl pupils, who entered the school when It was opened, has hod quite a remarkable record. Having no previous education and leaving her really savage home for the first time, she has demonstrated what education la doing and will do for the red man. There Is a system in nearly all the gov ernment Indian schools by which those pupils who are both Industrious and frugal may earn money In tho sewing room, on the farm or in some one of the school's other Industrial de partments. Of course, this must bo outside of their regular work. This young glrL after taking a regular course as a scholar, was judged capa ble of filling a salaried position, In the course of a short time she filled not one but several, and worked m the sewing-room besides. Out of her sav ings she bought a wagon, harness, team, organ, bedroom set and a sew ing machine, all in view of her pros pective "marriage to a young Indian to whom she was engaged, and when they were married she took enough savings with her to build a neat home. All this was accomplished In three years' time. Bear that Saves Life. Residents of Apalachln, N. Y., had a bad scare recently, when the 4-year-old chDd of Henry Rathburn started out alone to look for trailing arbutus. It was half an hour before she was missed, relates the New York Press, and then all trace of the little one was lost. . Her distracted father and his neighbors Joined m the search. While passing through a ravine they were startled to see an uncouth object shambling toward them some distance up the road, carrying a bundle in its mouth. Closer Inspection proved to the terrified searchers that the object was a bear and the bundle a child. It is many years since a bear was Been In this section, but the men, though un armed, prepared to give battle, one of their number going back for help. But the bear trotted toward them as though totally unconcerned, and when a few yards away carefully laid down the child tt was carrying by its dress. When the men approached and took up tho little one the bear did not show fight, and a closer Investigation proved he had a ring In his nose. Later It was found the bear belonged to an Italian who was camping in a nearby barn making a tour of the country. ne had purchased the animal when a cub and reared him in a New York tenement, where he was allowed to play with the children, and it was there he had learned the trick of carrying the little ones. Composing Musio. Sir Arthur Sullivan discourses in teresrJngly to an Interviewer about hia methods of work. It appears that there Is a vast deal of drudgery and manual labor in the work of musS composition which cannot be avoided In 10 uch more than In the : ease of literary composi tton. But the two are alike in this, eays Sir Arthur, that It is as vain in the one as in the other to "wait for an lpiratton." This seems to him very like "a miner seated on the ton of n baWalttnRfrtheocome bubbling up.-New York Evening Between the farmer and Uncle Sam. any man who doesn't get a loh .f marching or following a farm hort a fleld should be marriedS fo New Woman who wU1 ropport FILTHY SAN JUAN. Porto Rico's Walled City Loot. a. It Did 230 veilr8 A;AbD San Juan Is a perfect specimen f walled town, with portcullis mn f gates and battlements. Built over o years ago, it Is still In good condi and repair. The walls are plcturesnn! and represent a stupendous work H cost In themselves. Inside the tho city is laid out in regular six parallel stroets running in the dir tlon of the length of the island 2' seven at right angles. The houses r closely and comnactly built of brH usually of two stories, stuccoed on th outside and painted In a variety f colors. Tho upper floors ore occupy by tho most respectable people whn! the ground floors, almost without ception, are given up to negroes and the poorer classes, who crowd one upon another In the most appalling manner In one small room with a flimsy nJ tlon a whole family will reside. The ground floors of the whole toivn reek with filth, and conditions ore most unsanitary. There is no running Watei STBKET BCEtfH IS BA3 JUAX. In the town. The entire population de pends on rain water caught on the flat roofs of the buildings and conducted to the cistern, which occupies the greater part of the courtyard that Is an es sential part of Spanish houses the world over, but that in San Juan, on account of the crowded conditions, Is 8 mall There Is no sewerage, except for surface water and sinks, and the risk of contaminating the water Is great, and In dry seasons the supply Is entire ly exhausted. Epidemics are frequent, and the town ts alive with vermin, mos quitoes, and dogs. The streets are witter than ra the old er part of Havana and will admit two carriages abreast The sidewalks are narrow, and tn places will accommo date only one person. The pavements are of a composition manufactured in England from slag, easily broken nnd unfit for heavy trifBc The streets are swept once a day by hand, and are kept very clean. Prom Its topograph ical situation the town should be healthy, but tt Is not. The soil under the city ra clay mixed with lime, so bard as to be almost like rock. It Is consequently Impervious to water and furnishes a good natural drainage. The trade wind blows strong and fresh, and through the harbor runs a stream of sea water at a speed not less than three miles an hour. With those con ditions no contagious diseases, if prop erly taken car of, could exist; without them the place would be a veritable plague spot FOR THE AMATEUR ...... 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