The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957, May 21, 1915, EVENING EDITION, Image 3

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Newspaper Page Text5221 THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON. FRIDAY, MAY 21, 1915 EVENING EDITION. THREE The Central Avenue Booster A- 't i. CEXTItAIi AVKXtfIS, FRIDAY, MAY 121, 11115. No. -11 TO JET GOOD TAILORING CLEANING and PRESSING YOU SHOULD SEE JAY DOYLE Jay Doyle's Place I'll (Viilml Avoniio Phono SMO-X Wo Call Any Tlnio Any place 'Even Coasting Mas It's D Till: CISXTRAh AYISXC13 llOOSTISIl' First Add. to Powers, twenty miles jaway. He says they will hnve to hurry, though, or they won't be the 1st Addlshun to Powers because Jake Stcmmler or some other real estate teller Is trying to annex M. Pt to Powers now. smius-a-whiu: rawbaek; PKRSOXAh M1SXTIOX. Published IJtcry lYlday In the Inter- , ests of Coos Hay In General and i Central Atcnuo in particular. ' XOTIC12 TO NOX-PAYIXtS Sl'HS. i PIONEER GROCERY CO. hone 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue Ve hate just receUed n fresh sliipnu'iit of XATIOXAIi IMS- jUIT CO.'S CltACKISRS and sweet goods, also of HISIXZ' prod cts. Yegotnblos mid I'mlts In viitlro vnrloly. lBcnts for Chase Ji Sniihiii-ii's Soul llrninl Coffoo and Canister rwis. If you wmt really good coffee, tiy Seal llruud in 1. a ml ."pound tins', Our fighting readers this vie. might as well calm themselves right inow. If you don't Ijko our Items, don't rend them and besides, our fighting editor Is blzzy Just now i helping Charlie Kolph and C. C. Mooro run Frisco and the exposi tion. If you want satisfaction, you I will hnvo to tnko it out on Harry Kimball and roally, Harry will l like jt, been, he hain't iind much practice since Jupo Pluvhtg put him I out of n Job as baseball ump. Y, VOl' CISXTRAI. AYISXt'lS ROOSTISHS, AND AM, OTHKIl SPORTSMISX: Take a look at our window. Wo don't inoaii I ho ouo with' the hops wnshbolleiH, etc., hill tliu olio showing our SAVAOK ilflos. hiiit now1 Snwigo 2."0-:l0( Is t ho latest nuiilel of the lake-down jntiunei less, nuil lielleo mo, bnjs, ho'H Jake. Come In and o- linhio it. MAHSHFELO HARDWARE Central Aveiiuo and llrondway. (A. K. Neff boss till llarrlgnn gets back.) Mine Roosting. Matt L. May who long, long ago qualified ns a real booster by boosting Hans Hrotliors' bl.ness In these parts, ought to hnvo lib. name changed. Such a or :i la tent, cherful chap should bo Will Instead of May. smims-a-wiiims FRESHEST FRUITS AND VEGETABLES AT COOK'S GROCERY tin: iikst that this coos coi'xty, sax ritAXcisco axi POKTiaXO MARKISTS CAX ITRXISH Ireen Peas Incumbers Vax Beans Krincj beans abb aye auimower ettiicn lew Potatoes wpe lomatocs Tie-h supply of the Xatinuiil and Pacific Coast IHsrult Com- miles' Crackers and Cookies, both package, and hulk. Strawberries Cherries Bananas Green Onions Crystal Wax Onions Rhubarb Oranges Grape Fruit COOK'S GROCERY ROMPT OPULAR ROGRESSIVE Phono 1KI). Xcu'Kdltur. The Hooster has to call attention, to a now literary edls hun this wk. The Hooster wouldn't do It only to show how Wilson Kauf man, a real booster and optomlst, can be Irouicnl and show up the knockers. Ho has It Illustrated and it sez: The Yiilcu of tho Knocker. "Don't put your money In tho bank It may break. "Don't go Into business you'll full. ' "Don't buy real eBtate wait 10 yrs. "Don't do nnythlng nt all ex cept look seated and warn (ill your friends." SMIMS-A-WIIIMS More Secrete Al Myeis s.tvs Us nobuddy's blzness but his own and the company's how long he's boon on the payroll of tho Reynolds De velopment Co. The reason 'to sod It was becuz another paper sed he'd beer, employed by them since ho wiz IS yrs. old and sum of his fi lends Immediately thot they could flguio how old ho wuz It they knew how Wing he'd worked the Reynolds l)ov. Co One called up Tho flooiitoi', figuring wo knew everything and thereupon we referred It to Al to be accurate. When Al got so fin icky about It we made up our minds that wo wouldn't tell nnntu names even If Al Is JiiBt crazy to find out who sho Iz. SMIUS-A-WIIILK DOC. YAUGHN 1ms bot tho old llulck that Doc Douseworth dis carded. The tooth blzness must bo gettjn' good again from the way our D. D.'s aro sporting around. SM I MS-A-WHIM'S Al. KOIILISR, of tho "Hub," still withstands the blandishments of tho Rooster's advertising man to purchase space on this page. SMIMS-A-WIIIMS Talk about a real boosting spirit 'whoso ardor can't bo dampened! Our lending citizen Frank Cohan ap peared at The Owl this morning all wreathed in smiles while others were bemoaning tho two weeks steady rnln. "Flue! JiiBt whnt 1 wanted to get the grass started In tho lawn around my new homo at l'Slovcnth and Central," remarked Frank. Some optomlHt, hey? SMIMS-A-WIIIMS Hlg Lumber Contract. Central Avenue was tho real center of the lumber trade this week. Paul Dim inlck, tho hustling sales mgr. of tho N. 11. mill lit 'Frisco, contracted several days bill with Mine Host McKoown, of The Chandler when tho latter wasn't looking at tho books. Howover, our reporter got next to It nnd thoroupon discovered tho reason. Wilson Kaufman had tipped It off that Colonel Crimes might reshlnglo tho northeast corner of tho 3x!) porch toof on his Central Avonuo house and Dlmmlck was af ter tho order. Wo liopo to nnnounco tho lotting ot tho contract In our next Issue. SMIMS-A-WHIMS Some Older. Dave Stafford was turrlblo busy this week filling a mall order this week. Dave Is fur nliist tho mall-order business except when It cuius to him. Dave's brother-in-law- Jay Montgomery, who was pioneer on Central Ave. Is now a hard-working Jay nenr Ilrldgo and he wrote Dave that tho moles wore eating all his seed spuds nt night bo I they had a chanct to grow. Dnvo swiped all tho mouse traps ho could git without glttlng Into n trap him self and slut them c. o. d. to Jay. However, what bothered Davu most was that Jay hain't making mora progress in tho study of his pro fession ns ruralite. (This ain't no pun even If Jay lives near Rural.) Hut as wo wuz going to say, Jay ! wrote Dave that tho vermin was ! bothering his chicks. Now Dnvo I says that anyone who noes tho 1st rudiments of chicken books knows that It costs consldornblo to fur nish gravel and oyster shells to make lions scratch which Is good for thorn. Now If Ihont vermin uro the proper kind, some hotel breed, Dnvo says Jny'a hens won't need no shells or nutliln else to make them scratch nnd Hint Instld of writing to him to spend his (Ravo'u) good money for vermin eradlcntor Jay ought to bo thankful to thorn vermin. SMIMS-A-WHIMS ED. MEADE KANDY NOOK TAKE A LOOK loble Theatre, Central Avenue, Hlg l)lscoeiy. Tho political ed. of Tho Rooster this week discovered why I.oulo Simpson quit his job as Mayor of our rival metropolis, X. Rend. I.oulo hns tho money and tho nmhlsh to sacrifice himself at Washington, D. C, for tho follors who wont Jetty and dredge contracts at Chetco, Rogue, Tho Sixes, Co qullle, C. Il X Mllo, Reedsport, etc., etc., etc., nnd ho discovered that Central Ave. was tho quickest route thcro. I.oulo told his X. Rond constituents that ho was go ing to Sl'.oro Akors, but tho Rooster bets ho makes Central Ave. his polltlkal headquarters. . Hooray for our Control Ave. M. C. KM IMS-A-WHIM; HARRY NASRU1UVS nspjratlon'H to bo geographically, ns well ns In spirit a Central avenue booster, j was thwarted again this week by tho Insistence of Judge Coke that ho deal out Justice again nt Coqulllo. Harry hnd hardly mov ed Into his Central avenue store vhe;t ho was called to the front at $2 per. SMIMS-A-WIIIMS DAVIS STAFFORD'S falljng to keep a list of the Coca-Cola brigade, tho Rooster reporter takes tho responsibility for the following: "deneral" W. Knufinnn; "Major" R. l.awhorue; "I.loutonnnt" II. Chnndler; "Sergeant'' II. Hnr clay: Recruits, Fred Smith, W. R. Haines and Hurry McKeown. Absent at roll call. Thnyorl (irlnies. JIMMY MONTGOMERY, our tolo phoue mauttgor'H assist., niudo tho trip north and Is expected back alone this week. Ho made tho trip to find some real smnll typo In which to prjnt tho names of non-ndvertlsing subscribers In tho comiinuy's now got-tho-inonoy hook IsHiiod tinder the guise of u di rectory. smiuc-a-wiiiu: Attend our Big Sale of the HAINES' MUSIC STOCK at 73 Central Ave. ley Eo Allen C L. I,. THOMAS, Mgr. CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. Some Deal. Ren McMullcn or M. Pt was hero this week to confer with our agricultural experts, Doc. Dlx and Frank I.nlso. Ren and Doe have an interest in what Al Powers snys might bo a flno farm I near Rrldgo if so much of It didn't istund on edgo. Doc Insists on try ling to ralso OraveitBtelns when he Isn't trying to get tho State Oamo Warden to movo all tho fish, China pheasants, quail, etc., from tho bal ance of tho country to It. However, Ren has n now Idea about successful farming nnd that Is to divide tho place In town lots and sell it as n CI-SXTIIAIj AYISXUIS SAYIXOS I (31'SO. IS. COOK, our esteemed pio neer and Councilman, showed his renl worth this wtok when balk ed tho Bchomo of Port Rarnum boosters, probably directed by Mel Duncan, to swlpo qur S. P. jit ney. This cold-blooded deal to prevent our citizens from look ing down tho nvenuoo nnd boo lug tho, substitute for tho Jit motor belching out evidence of Tom Russoll's pick nt Reavor Hill, should ho sat down on hard. And boljovo mo, our Oeorgo Is thoro when It comes to prevent ing a monopoly in North Rend rides. SMIMS-A-WHIMS RAY OI.I.1VANT has Joined tho bu hurbnnltCB and moved way out on South lSlovonth Btroet. However ho refuses to become n Jltneylte ns long ns the firm maintains a bicycle, and Fred Weaver pays one-half of tho upkeep of Bald bike. Rut Ficd don't euro bIiico he acquired a ranch. SMIMS-A-WIIIMS SMIMS-A-WHIMS FRANK D. COHAN, our odltor-ln-ehlof, reports a vory plensant vjslt with IS. P. O'Neill, tho Kodak Man. Frank has beon In close consultation With tho weather man and reports everything fa vorablo for a kodak season. SMIMS-A-WHIMS DOC. TOYI-3, our gonial tootholo gist, Is tuklng lit tho San Fran cisco oxposltlon nnd wo horeby warn Prcs. Mooro that ho had better look out or ho will ho out tho better part of his show If Doc gets his pull to working. SMIMS-A-WHIMS JACK HARRIGAN, who hns been in I.os Angoles recovering from tho nervous strain of listening to Henry SengBtncken'H arguments in behalf of tlm Kaiser, writes that ho will soon ho in our midst. Henry has reduced IiIh sleeping hours ju order to rehenrso all tho mean things that ho has thot about tho Allies nnd unless Jnck hns fully recuperated, ho will hardly bo nhlo to stand tho shock. It Is believed that Alllo Neff'H advance rumor that llar rlgnn was bringing back a lot of monoy to Invest In real es tate was Inspired by Jack to di vert Henry from tho war. Clover hoy, Jack. 1)11. W. A. TOYIS, , DKNTI8T ! Hours 0 to 12; 1 to C. Room UOI, Irving Hldg. Central Atcniio. Mnrithflohl fore Parting th Your Money l'IXO ItKAIj KSTATK SISCUHE PU'I.ISTK AHSTHAOT KHOM . TUB le Guarantee and Abstract Co. It nrpmroit tr ,nrn mil 1?lrst Work This will save vou an- pe ami expense nfterwards. We U"K artcr assessments and pay- "i laxeg, SnfU'hl offlro In rnUn TltilldlllL' fte C handler Hotel. Phono UI1'e Office ndjolnlng Farm- -. uiock. Phono 11)1, UOn Olflr.v M,.V.il.. ltullillni. 1482. " -nry Sengstacken Manager. Everything Fine.' 1 FINE" IFFLOURjCl fHAKEST 1 '1 FINE 1 IJ ,(BREAD WE HAv'E THE FINEST. Ak the wive who have uied Miru i,,:K,) AXD HAY HAINES Wntorftont, Central Acmio j fN xv'V DID YOU Read Page 56 This Week's Saturday Evening Post The utc Store "IKe Owl" lVank 1). Colum The Central Aennp -ujf Store A HIT! i i i w I! w' 4li . " . - JOS i I OUH ClfiARS are tho HIT OV THIS TOWX Rusoball scores the 4 day tho games are played : : i : Smokehouse CHANDI.ISK IIOTlSIi 111.1)0, CISXTKAIj AV1SXU1S. STAFFORD'S PRESH STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM Mado with dellelmw Coos Hay Straw Ihti'Ich, luakes the ditlntlest and most delightful of dinner deserts. Wo a No lmo the Yautla and Chocolate flavors. Stafford's Sanitary Fountain Central Aeiiuo Phono HO-Ii WITH EVERY $10.00 worth of KODAK FINISHING In HO days WIS WIIiIj (UY1S l-'llKH Ouo ton-lncli eiihugenu'iit from your fuvorlto negative. Itilng In jour friends' films for finishing and receive tho rredlti REHFELD S A N S C O FILMS il'M Central Avenue Trade i Nasburg Grocery Wo liavo eerj thing that the Portland and San I'raitclsco nnd Coos County nmikolH afford hi fienh tttufr. t TRY SOMIS OF TODD'S FAMOUS COQU1M.K HTHAWIUCIIUIKS The lioatN today brought us more fresh fruit mid vegetables Special offerings Include peas, green and wnv hoitiiH, head lettuce, now potatoes, caul If low or, ihuharli, onions, radishes, cabbage, asparagus, hunch beets, bunch carrots nnd spinach. In tho frlut Hue, we hate gooseberries, iherries, grape fruit, etc. NASBURG GROCERY Comer Central Avenue and Second Street. Inventory List Free Special blank forms provided for Itemizing tho articles In your household, furniture, kitchen furnlBlilugs, etc., no that In case of u loss you cnu have evoiythlug listed. They uro most con venient. Cull at my offlco nnd sec uro one. They aro treo to evoryono. It's our nlm to sorvo our patrons and tho public. E. I. CHANDLER. IXSUHAXCIS COKI'J IIUILDIXO Coos Bay Stationery Co. 93 CENTRAL AVENUE PHONE 430 For better pictures use the new ANSC0 FILM PACK with tho speed omulsion and tho single tab, PROSPERITY PUDDING. Take two cups of thrift, three ounces of common seme, a mens lire of foresight and a pint of precaution, Mlv, beat and tir well, adding' extract of determination (o sato xirt of which you make each week or each mouth. Kplco with a good na tared K"'"- This Is not a hasty pudding; tho linking Is a progressive process nnd should he entrusted only to a siieclally bafeguurded and con stantly attended oven this good, reliable grotlng bunk. $ 1 .00 WIMi OPISX THIS ACCOUNT. Firsft Natioiiial Eaek Of Coos Bay .41 Central Avenue Marsh field, Oregon PLAN TO TAKE SUNDAY DINNER AT TUB Chaimdller Hotel a Good Menu Tlie nub of Gentml Avenue