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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON. FRIDAY, MAY 21, 1915 EVENING EDITION.
THREE
The Central Avenue Booster
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CEXTItAIi AVKXtfIS,
FRIDAY, MAY 121, 11115.
No. -11
TO JET GOOD
TAILORING
CLEANING and
PRESSING
YOU SHOULD SEE JAY DOYLE
Jay Doyle's Place
I'll (Viilml Avoniio Phono SMO-X
Wo Call Any Tlnio Any place
'Even Coasting Mas It's D
Till: CISXTRAh AYISXC13 llOOSTISIl' First Add. to Powers, twenty miles
jaway. He says they will hnve to
hurry, though, or they won't be the
1st Addlshun to Powers because
Jake Stcmmler or some other real
estate teller Is trying to annex M.
Pt to Powers now.
smius-a-whiu:
rawbaek;
PKRSOXAh M1SXTIOX.
Published IJtcry lYlday In the Inter-
, ests of Coos Hay In General and i
Central Atcnuo in particular.
'
XOTIC12 TO NOX-PAYIXtS Sl'HS. i
PIONEER GROCERY CO.
hone 84 :: :: :: :: :: 81 Central Avenue
Ve hate just receUed n fresh sliipnu'iit of XATIOXAIi IMS-
jUIT CO.'S CltACKISRS and sweet goods, also of HISIXZ' prod
cts. Yegotnblos mid I'mlts In viitlro vnrloly.
lBcnts for Chase Ji Sniihiii-ii's Soul llrninl Coffoo and Canister
rwis. If you wmt really good coffee, tiy Seal llruud in 1. a
ml ."pound tins',
Our fighting readers this vie.
might as well calm themselves right
inow. If you don't Ijko our Items,
don't rend them and besides, our
fighting editor Is blzzy Just now
i helping Charlie Kolph and C. C.
Mooro run Frisco and the exposi
tion. If you want satisfaction, you
I will hnvo to tnko it out on Harry
Kimball and roally, Harry will
l like jt, been, he hain't iind much
practice since Jupo Pluvhtg put him
I out of n Job as baseball ump.
Y, VOl' CISXTRAI. AYISXt'lS ROOSTISHS, AND AM, OTHKIl
SPORTSMISX:
Take a look at our window. Wo don't inoaii I ho ouo with' the
hops wnshbolleiH, etc., hill tliu olio showing our SAVAOK ilflos.
hiiit now1 Snwigo 2."0-:l0( Is t ho latest nuiilel of the lake-down
jntiunei less, nuil lielleo mo, bnjs, ho'H Jake. Come In and o-
linhio it.
MAHSHFELO
HARDWARE
Central Aveiiuo and llrondway.
(A. K. Neff boss till llarrlgnn gets back.)
Mine Roosting. Matt L. May who
long, long ago qualified ns a real
booster by boosting Hans Hrotliors'
bl.ness In these parts, ought to hnvo
lib. name changed. Such a or :i la
tent, cherful chap should bo Will
Instead of May.
smims-a-wiiims
FRESHEST FRUITS AND
VEGETABLES AT COOK'S
GROCERY
tin: iikst that this coos coi'xty, sax ritAXcisco axi
POKTiaXO MARKISTS CAX ITRXISH
Ireen Peas
Incumbers
Vax Beans
Krincj beans
abb aye
auimower
ettiicn
lew Potatoes
wpe lomatocs
Tie-h supply of the Xatinuiil and Pacific Coast IHsrult Com-
miles' Crackers and Cookies, both package, and hulk.
Strawberries
Cherries
Bananas
Green Onions
Crystal Wax Onions
Rhubarb
Oranges
Grape Fruit
COOK'S
GROCERY
ROMPT
OPULAR
ROGRESSIVE
Phono 1KI).
Xcu'Kdltur. The Hooster has to
call attention, to a now literary edls
hun this wk. The Hooster wouldn't
do It only to show how Wilson Kauf
man, a real booster and optomlst, can
be Irouicnl and show up the knockers.
Ho has It Illustrated and it sez:
The Yiilcu of tho Knocker.
"Don't put your money In tho
bank It may break.
"Don't go Into business you'll
full. '
"Don't buy real eBtate wait 10
yrs.
"Don't do nnythlng nt all ex
cept look seated and warn (ill
your friends."
SMIMS-A-WIIIMS
More Secrete Al Myeis s.tvs Us
nobuddy's blzness but his own and
the company's how long he's boon
on the payroll of tho Reynolds De
velopment Co. The reason 'to sod
It was becuz another paper sed he'd
beer, employed by them since ho wiz
IS yrs. old and sum of his fi lends
Immediately thot they could flguio
how old ho wuz It they knew how
Wing he'd worked the Reynolds l)ov.
Co One called up Tho flooiitoi',
figuring wo knew everything and
thereupon we referred It to Al to
be accurate. When Al got so fin
icky about It we made up our minds
that wo wouldn't tell nnntu names
even If Al Is JiiBt crazy to find
out who sho Iz.
SMIUS-A-WIIILK
DOC. YAUGHN 1ms bot tho old
llulck that Doc Douseworth dis
carded. The tooth blzness must
bo gettjn' good again from the
way our D. D.'s aro sporting
around.
SM I MS-A-WHIM'S
Al. KOIILISR, of tho "Hub," still
withstands the blandishments of
tho Rooster's advertising man to
purchase space on this page.
SMIMS-A-WIIIMS
Talk about a real boosting spirit
'whoso ardor can't bo dampened! Our
lending citizen Frank Cohan ap
peared at The Owl this morning all
wreathed in smiles while others
were bemoaning tho two weeks
steady rnln. "Flue! JiiBt whnt 1
wanted to get the grass started In
tho lawn around my new homo at
l'Slovcnth and Central," remarked
Frank. Some optomlHt, hey?
SMIMS-A-WIIIMS
Hlg Lumber Contract. Central
Avenue was tho real center of the
lumber trade this week. Paul Dim
inlck, tho hustling sales mgr. of
tho N. 11. mill lit 'Frisco, contracted
several days bill with Mine Host
McKoown, of The Chandler when
tho latter wasn't looking at tho
books. Howover, our reporter got
next to It nnd thoroupon discovered
tho reason. Wilson Kaufman had
tipped It off that Colonel Crimes
might reshlnglo tho northeast corner
of tho 3x!) porch toof on his Central
Avonuo house and Dlmmlck was af
ter tho order. Wo liopo to nnnounco
tho lotting ot tho contract In our
next Issue.
SMIMS-A-WHIMS
Some Older. Dave Stafford was
turrlblo busy this week filling a
mall order this week. Dave Is fur
nliist tho mall-order business except
when It cuius to him. Dave's brother-in-law-
Jay Montgomery, who was
pioneer on Central Ave. Is now a
hard-working Jay nenr Ilrldgo and
he wrote Dave that tho moles wore
eating all his seed spuds nt night
bo I they had a chanct to grow. Dnvo
swiped all tho mouse traps ho could
git without glttlng Into n trap him
self and slut them c. o. d. to Jay.
However, what bothered Davu most
was that Jay hain't making mora
progress in tho study of his pro
fession ns ruralite. (This ain't no
pun even If Jay lives near Rural.)
Hut as wo wuz going to say, Jay
! wrote Dave that tho vermin was
! bothering his chicks. Now Dnvo
I says that anyone who noes tho 1st
rudiments of chicken books knows
that It costs consldornblo to fur
nish gravel and oyster shells to
make lions scratch which Is good
for thorn. Now If Ihont vermin uro
the proper kind, some hotel breed,
Dnvo says Jny'a hens won't need
no shells or nutliln else to make
them scratch nnd Hint Instld of
writing to him to spend his (Ravo'u)
good money for vermin eradlcntor
Jay ought to bo thankful to thorn
vermin.
SMIMS-A-WHIMS
ED. MEADE
KANDY NOOK
TAKE A LOOK
loble Theatre, Central Avenue,
Hlg l)lscoeiy. Tho political ed.
of Tho Rooster this week discovered
why I.oulo Simpson quit his job
as Mayor of our rival metropolis,
X. Rend. I.oulo hns tho money and
tho nmhlsh to sacrifice himself at
Washington, D. C, for tho follors
who wont Jetty and dredge contracts
at Chetco, Rogue, Tho Sixes, Co
qullle, C. Il X Mllo, Reedsport,
etc., etc., etc., nnd ho discovered
that Central Ave. was tho quickest
route thcro. I.oulo told his X.
Rond constituents that ho was go
ing to Sl'.oro Akors, but tho Rooster
bets ho makes Central Ave. his
polltlkal headquarters. . Hooray for
our Control Ave. M. C.
KM IMS-A-WHIM;
HARRY NASRU1UVS nspjratlon'H to
bo geographically, ns well ns In
spirit a Central avenue booster, j
was thwarted again this week by
tho Insistence of Judge Coke
that ho deal out Justice again nt
Coqulllo. Harry hnd hardly mov
ed Into his Central avenue store
vhe;t ho was called to the front
at $2 per.
SMIMS-A-WIIIMS
DAVIS STAFFORD'S falljng to keep
a list of the Coca-Cola brigade,
tho Rooster reporter takes tho
responsibility for the following:
"deneral" W. Knufinnn; "Major"
R. l.awhorue; "I.loutonnnt" II.
Chnndler; "Sergeant'' II. Hnr
clay: Recruits, Fred Smith, W.
R. Haines and Hurry McKeown.
Absent at roll call. Thnyorl
(irlnies.
JIMMY MONTGOMERY, our tolo
phoue mauttgor'H assist., niudo tho
trip north and Is expected back
alone this week. Ho made tho
trip to find some real smnll typo
In which to prjnt tho names of
non-ndvertlsing subscribers In tho
comiinuy's now got-tho-inonoy hook
IsHiiod tinder the guise of u di
rectory. smiuc-a-wiiiu:
Attend our Big Sale of the HAINES'
MUSIC STOCK at 73 Central Ave.
ley Eo Allen C
L. I,. THOMAS, Mgr.
CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK.
Some Deal. Ren McMullcn or M.
Pt was hero this week to confer
with our agricultural experts, Doc.
Dlx and Frank I.nlso. Ren and
Doe have an interest in what Al
Powers snys might bo a flno farm
I near Rrldgo if so much of It didn't
istund on edgo. Doc Insists on try
ling to ralso OraveitBtelns when he
Isn't trying to get tho State Oamo
Warden to movo all tho fish, China
pheasants, quail, etc., from tho bal
ance of tho country to It. However,
Ren has n now Idea about successful
farming nnd that Is to divide tho
place In town lots and sell it as n
CI-SXTIIAIj AYISXUIS SAYIXOS I
(31'SO. IS. COOK, our esteemed pio
neer and Councilman, showed his
renl worth this wtok when balk
ed tho Bchomo of Port Rarnum
boosters, probably directed by Mel
Duncan, to swlpo qur S. P. jit
ney. This cold-blooded deal to
prevent our citizens from look
ing down tho nvenuoo nnd boo
lug tho, substitute for tho Jit
motor belching out evidence of
Tom Russoll's pick nt Reavor
Hill, should ho sat down on hard.
And boljovo mo, our Oeorgo Is
thoro when It comes to prevent
ing a monopoly in North Rend
rides.
SMIMS-A-WHIMS
RAY OI.I.1VANT has Joined tho bu
hurbnnltCB and moved way out on
South lSlovonth Btroet. However
ho refuses to become n Jltneylte
ns long ns the firm maintains a
bicycle, and Fred Weaver pays
one-half of tho upkeep of Bald
bike. Rut Ficd don't euro bIiico
he acquired a ranch.
SMIMS-A-WIIIMS
SMIMS-A-WHIMS
FRANK D. COHAN, our odltor-ln-ehlof,
reports a vory plensant vjslt
with IS. P. O'Neill, tho Kodak
Man. Frank has beon In close
consultation With tho weather
man and reports everything fa
vorablo for a kodak season.
SMIMS-A-WHIMS
DOC. TOYI-3, our gonial tootholo
gist, Is tuklng lit tho San Fran
cisco oxposltlon nnd wo horeby
warn Prcs. Mooro that ho had
better look out or ho will ho
out tho better part of his show
If Doc gets his pull to working.
SMIMS-A-WHIMS
JACK HARRIGAN, who hns been
in I.os Angoles recovering from
tho nervous strain of listening to
Henry SengBtncken'H arguments
in behalf of tlm Kaiser, writes
that ho will soon ho in our midst.
Henry has reduced IiIh sleeping
hours ju order to rehenrso all
tho mean things that ho has thot
about tho Allies nnd unless Jnck
hns fully recuperated, ho will
hardly bo nhlo to stand tho
shock. It Is believed that Alllo
Neff'H advance rumor that llar
rlgnn was bringing back a lot
of monoy to Invest In real es
tate was Inspired by Jack to di
vert Henry from tho war. Clover
hoy, Jack.
1)11. W. A. TOYIS, ,
DKNTI8T !
Hours 0 to 12; 1 to C.
Room UOI, Irving Hldg.
Central Atcniio. Mnrithflohl
fore Parting
th Your Money
l'IXO ItKAIj KSTATK SISCUHE
PU'I.ISTK AHSTHAOT KHOM
. TUB
le Guarantee and
Abstract Co.
It nrpmroit tr ,nrn mil 1?lrst
Work This will save vou an-
pe ami expense nfterwards. We
U"K artcr assessments and pay-
"i laxeg,
SnfU'hl offlro In rnUn TltilldlllL'
fte C handler Hotel. Phono
UI1'e Office ndjolnlng Farm-
-. uiock. Phono 11)1,
UOn Olflr.v M,.V.il.. ltullillni.
1482. "
-nry Sengstacken
Manager.
Everything Fine.'
1 FINE"
IFFLOURjCl
fHAKEST
1 '1 FINE 1
IJ ,(BREAD
WE HAv'E THE FINEST.
Ak the wive who have uied
Miru i,,:K,)
AXD HAY
HAINES
Wntorftont, Central Acmio j
fN xv'V
DID YOU
Read Page
56
This Week's
Saturday Evening
Post
The utc Store
"IKe Owl"
lVank 1). Colum
The Central Aennp -ujf Store
A HIT!
i
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w' 4li . " . - JOS
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are tho
HIT OV THIS TOWX
Rusoball scores the 4
day tho games are
played : : i :
Smokehouse
CHANDI.ISK IIOTlSIi 111.1)0,
CISXTKAIj AV1SXU1S.
STAFFORD'S
PRESH STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM
Mado with dellelmw Coos Hay Straw Ihti'Ich, luakes the ditlntlest
and most delightful of dinner deserts.
Wo a No lmo the Yautla and Chocolate flavors.
Stafford's Sanitary Fountain
Central Aeiiuo
Phono HO-Ii
WITH EVERY $10.00
worth of
KODAK FINISHING
In HO days
WIS WIIiIj (UY1S l-'llKH
Ouo ton-lncli eiihugenu'iit from your fuvorlto negative.
Itilng In jour friends' films for finishing and receive tho rredlti
REHFELD S
A N S C O FILMS
il'M Central Avenue
Trade i Nasburg Grocery
Wo liavo eerj thing that the Portland and San I'raitclsco nnd
Coos County nmikolH afford hi fienh tttufr. t
TRY SOMIS OF TODD'S FAMOUS COQU1M.K HTHAWIUCIIUIKS
The lioatN today brought us more fresh fruit mid vegetables
Special offerings Include peas, green and wnv hoitiiH, head lettuce,
now potatoes, caul If low or, ihuharli, onions, radishes, cabbage,
asparagus, hunch beets, bunch carrots nnd spinach. In tho frlut
Hue, we hate gooseberries, iherries, grape fruit, etc.
NASBURG
GROCERY
Comer Central Avenue and Second
Street.
Inventory List Free
Special blank forms provided for Itemizing tho articles In
your household, furniture, kitchen furnlBlilugs, etc., no that In
case of u loss you cnu have evoiythlug listed. They uro most con
venient. Cull at my offlco nnd sec uro one. They aro treo to
evoryono.
It's our nlm to sorvo our patrons and tho public.
E. I. CHANDLER.
IXSUHAXCIS
COKI'J IIUILDIXO
Coos Bay Stationery Co.
93 CENTRAL AVENUE
PHONE 430
For better pictures use the new
ANSC0 FILM PACK
with tho speed omulsion and tho single tab,
PROSPERITY PUDDING.
Take two cups of thrift, three ounces of common seme, a mens
lire of foresight and a pint of precaution, Mlv, beat and tir
well, adding' extract of determination (o sato xirt of which you
make each week or each mouth. Kplco with a good na tared K"'"-
This Is not a hasty pudding; tho linking Is a progressive process
nnd should he entrusted only to a siieclally bafeguurded and con
stantly attended oven this good, reliable grotlng bunk.
$ 1 .00
WIMi OPISX THIS ACCOUNT.
Firsft Natioiiial
Eaek
Of Coos Bay
.41
Central Avenue
Marsh field, Oregon
PLAN TO TAKE
SUNDAY DINNER
AT TUB
Chaimdller Hotel
a Good Menu
Tlie nub of
Gentml Avenue