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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 15, 1915)
saSiaJLrf pWte-. ,. "Ww." '" i jk"Sf" 1 J HilHwWfWiw- .KMMMmrtr mir V TMvmNl 1 THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 15, 1915 EVENING EDITION. THREE Central Avenue Booster wfiSSSA CKNTItAIi AV13NUK, FItlDAV, JANUARY' J 5, 1 Din- No. at 1 vnBMinPBHnr -'ml' WHF.N ft! ."'f ,:?J may we demonstrate to you that satisfaction is a fccrt'ainty when you deal with THE OWL? 'WEBb' The Central Avenue Drug'Storc MWL 1 jfflKil ijSB Stanley Took tVjK?j TOOLS bcnrlng tlio immo .STANI.HV curry with Ilium our ffyafeunrnntoe backed by it Company which hna boon engaged In 7Kko manufacturo of CAllPHNTKUS' nnd MECHANICS' toola ,.farjer fifty years. 8TANL15Y TOOLS mo inmlo by skilled workmen, nml from tho beatKnintorliilH. Should any Tool bIiow dofoet duo to fault of niun- ufaeturo, Hiich Tool will bo replaced without coat to tho purelius- . er.nHf; brought to our notice. Rv i.'.ifi,'nv rivinr. rsir AiJAVi'l.'l.'ll Marshfield Hardware Co. s 'H MINCE! II MEAT II Remember, we carry everyone of HEINZ 5? VARITIES The Highest Standard Food Products In the world. This Is the Mince Pie Season Try some ' of Heinz' Mince Meat OLLIVANT ( WEAVER. l'UHH FOOD flltOGKIIS. Corner Con (nil Avciiuo unit 'I'll I id Street, l'liono tl)l). ' if jfWUflf1 Carom Baseball IS MAKING A HIT WITH EVERYBODY HAVE YOU TRIED IT? $DR0P IN, WATCH THE GAME AND ENJOY A GOOD WW ,UHn rvraHmri! iv; ikMSvfTtv vsv tci i 9 MI-ELIARDS Central Avenue. CIGARS aaHSLTiii SUITS, COATS & GOWNS cm:ani:i ani piucsskm. you know (lint thoro la only ono Dry Clean Shop on Coos liny? a Ir It wo do It wogunrantoo It. GIvo us n trial. Ono Hiilt will convluco you. Jay Doyle's Place o pMON. I , an Continl Ave. .,W m PIONFER GROCERY CO. ST B .i 'll'. ..u. I.. . I... .. .. r ,1. I... ..F ......1.1.... U . ltwi" ill ri-tvijn (it ll livnii uu ill iiiurj )i-t'iiiili:n. ',33fe?'ry koiiio of our bull; Miner hruut 1( Is good. Kwticmtier, wo i i to agents for Clin.su K Sanborn's Seal Ilninil .Crffo nml Canister Tons. Free delivery. Phone 84 81 Central Avenue - tin W 'o3 Sways at the Top With the Best of Everything TERRELL'S Chandler Hotel Barber Shop Cti.NTltAL AVK. OF COUItSH. E. I. CHANDLER. THK CKNTUAIj AVIIXL'U HOOSTKlt PiiIiHhIkmI Kvcry bYldny In the Inter cs(h of Coos liny In Gcnciiil ami Central Acniio in particular. 4 Subscription Price. Your good will, mid membership In tho Booster Club, OUIt STAKR Mnnnglns Editor. "Nationally Ad vertised" Frnnk D. Cohan. OUIt PIATKOIW. One Street, Ono Plug, Ono Country, .. ..and One Wlfo at a time OUIt IHKdGIOX. To Do Good. oitit roiiiTics. .More IluslncES. Knteri'd at tho Pnstofflco ns atrlctly I'Mrat-ClnnH mnttor; thcro la notliliiK Socond-Clnss about Central Avenuo. llOOSTICIt WAIt IIUIjIjKTIXS. Uccr prices liavo Bono up on ac count of tho war. Now n lot of men nro an io Sherman was right. "Kat llronkfnst As Shells Pall," says a press dispatch. Evidently they had boiled eggs that morning. Tho Christmas truco botweon Ilnr rlgau and Scugatncken ban been de clared off and atrocities were re sumed this week. Head next week's Iloostcr for full particulars. Low Thomas, who Is something of n punster, says tho Germans will In torn tho French and in turn tho French will Intern tho Germans. This Is what Lew calls being neutral. Henry Songstnckon, tho well known Gorman enthuslnst, who cap tured Paris last August, besides sink ing tho entlro Hrltlsh fleet at ono fell swoop, can't bo bent boosting for Central nvenuo, and J. T. Hnrrl gan told him to beat It. Geo, Scollg la roportod as charging tho wlro troublo this week to a trick of tho Allies hoping thoy could sup press tho nowB that tho Kaiser was loading his troops within two hours of Paris. Georgo thinks tho roport should bo two miles Instead of two hours and Ilonry Songstnckon said It was tho nnmoj thing It measured by Hnrrlgan's automobile. A WIXII'S l-'AXUV. "Tho wind," romnrkod Guy Cham bors on Wedneiidny, "was blowing nt n terrific velocipede." A hero Is n man who enn walk Into a bar, greot his friends, purchnso a Icno drink for hlmsolf null walk out. Tills doesn't som hard to do, but It In almost nn Impossibility. CIJXTItAL AVKXUK PHILOSOPHY' Never mind the weather. And never mind the rains. You'll be feeling )in fine feather If you Buy yoiirFlourof Haines Haines on tho Central Avonuo Wntor Front la tho plnco to got Flour, Food and liny. Prices al ways right. It's a Nice Thing to Start Something But It is a lot Better to Keep it Going CKNTHAIi AVKXUK .IOTTIXGH. Turn It Off. Plenty of rain for the present. Where Im lie? Wlmt has become of Harry McKcown? Some AVInil. It was qulto windy Wednesday afternoon and evening. Xt Publicity. Wo hnvo decided not to say nnythlng about Henry Songstaekon this wcok. Among the Sick. It. .V. Kenton took his iinnunl bath Now Year's and hna been Buffering from tho grip since. Grout Scenic Kftert This hns been n groat wcok for citizens to got their hnlr cut, mid tho scenic beauty of Central nvenuo has been much improved. A Welcotno Caller. If wo hndh't promised to keep A, T. Haines' tinmo out of tho Iloostcr wo might men tion n nice big halo of hay that was laid on our desk this week. Call again, A. T. Digestive Trouble. Dorsoy Krelt 7.or wns laid up Wcdnsedny with nn attack of Indigestion. Ho nto Ger man noodlo soup and French fried potntoca nt tho same meat mid they wouldn't arbitrate. Wntcli Us Grow. Wo aro pleased to announce this week that Circula tion Manager 1. M. A., Skinner added a now subscriber to tho Iloostcr last week. Tills Is tho first new render wo have had slnco wo put Hay 0111 vnnt on tho list. As liny didn't pay us nnythlng tlion or hasn't romoin bored us slnco, "wo enn't say that wo woro benefitted. vory much by this subscription, Ono good thing about liny, ho don't let his neighbors rend It Hko lota of others on Central ave nuo. Wo think wo hnvo mentioned this excellent trait In Hay boforo Our now subscriber Is .Icsso I. Terrell, tho popular tousorlnllat. Jcsso says ho lias always taken tho Orogonlnn hut believes now ho enn ufford to tnko a goad paper. A New Slogan. Frank Cohan's latost Idea for boosting Central nve nuo Is to chango tho universally ac cepted axiom for Prosperity, "tho Sunny Sldo of Unsy Stroot" to "tho Sunny Sldo of Central Avonuo." Horenfter wliou you deslro to speak of that blissful state of financial In dependence Unit would niiiko n hog on lco envious, just say "tho Sunny sldo of Central Avonuo." In connec tion with tho promotion of this plan Frank Is going to Portland soon on business connected with the sun's heat, tho Idea being to persuade tho sun to shine '2 1 hours straight In stead of two, as now. If tho den I goos through It will bo n gront ad vantage to tho world as well as Cen tral nvenuo. THK IIKST I-'IIIM. A pretty good firm la Watch & Walto, And another Is Attlt, Karly &Lnyto; And still nuothor Is Don &I)alrot; Hut thu host Is probably .Grlnn & Uarrott. .. ' i X(JS. ino Accident I Insurance aixss ( ..wwa w Burglary COKE BUILDING infield Oregon jAN TO TAIvE SUNDAY DINNER AT THE I Cfeaimdller Hotel The Hub of Vood Menu Central Avenuo a r , .I.,. Before Parting With Your Money IX IJUVIXG UKAIi ESTATE skgurk A COMPLETE A11STKACT FIIOM THE ' Title Guarantee and Abstract Co. Which la prepared to turn out First Class Work. This will savo you an-, tioyance and expense afterwards. Wo nlnn tnnlr nftar naflngamnnta Anil nav.' .- .-... ..-. .,.........., . j... , ment of taxes. , .Mniliflelil office In Coko Hulldliig oppohlto Cliundler Hotel. l'liono 11-J. Conulllo Office nilloliilng Farm ers' Hank Diode. Phono 101. , DjiikIoii Office, .McXalr Hulldlng. Phono tHi. Henry Sengstacken I Maiuiger. I CEXTUAL AVENUE SAV1 Tho dovll'a bargain couutor often shows that sotno supposedly good men hnvo beon sold tor n song. Tho development of the farmer hlmsolf must prccedo tho full devel opment of tho ground ho tills. It is difficult to nchlovo greatness by tho matrimonial result. Fools and children can bo rolled upon to toll tho truth at tho "wrong tlmo. PEHSOXAL MKXTIOX. DAL CATlICAUT enjoys telling about that winter way back In 18 when wo had n heap moro rain than this. SOME CENTHAL AVKXUK SAYIXGS A Contrnl Avonuo innii usti- ally thinks ho Is a big gun when j i ho Is carrying thnt kind of a load. .MIL W. F. M1LLEK, owner of our motor car, was seen In Jesso Tor roll's barber shop getting n Blinvo ami a shluo this wcok. lluslnosa must bo getting better on the motor car. W. .1. CONItAl), wo learn, hna nu othor girl at Coiiulllc, whither he gocB frequently on court biz. Wo hopo to dnnco nt Con's wedding, whether In Coqulllo or North llond. nlthough pcrsonnlly we'd rnthor go to North Hond. An Idlo runior Is about ns busy as a boo that works overtime. It's only tho knockor that needs to apologize. Tho Hoostor doesn't have to. Every man has n past, although fow enro to uso It in their business. You can't give away your tompor, but it may give you awny. .. '' When n fellow attempts to rnlX'jj business nnd iilcnsuro ho nlwnysv gets nn overdose of pleasure In tho mixture. H Tho school of experience Is nol n "pny-a-you-ontor" Institution, butft collections nro always mndo somc-V whero along tho line. J: II. S. T0WIJ3H wns soon crossing Con trnl nvenuo In n pair of rubber boots nnd a hunting cont Wednes day. From tho mincing tango steps ho mndo Harry was oltjior practicing sneaking up on tho ducks or thcro wns n holo In his boot. How about It, Harry? LEW KEYZI3R, tho pop. violinist, Is hero from Los Angeles this weok nnd Is kept busy greotlug his tunny friends on Central avonuo. Lew Is tho fnvorlto flddlor In the big Hippodrome in tho climatic city but ho says ho'd rather be tho Idle of Coos liny than tho idol of Los Angeles. kk IVY CONDON had pnouralgla In his fnco this wcok and went and paint ed his lips with lodlno and ns n result ho looks turrimo runny, llko as If ho had n biirtlnnnrk or somothlng. Ivy snys ho has wash ed his lips until they nro dogged neor raw, but that tnriinshlon iodlno won't como off nnd ho cul culates ho will haft to lot It Just nachorly waro off. However, It helped tho pneurnlgta, which Is tho main point. A -A OUIt POET'S COItXKII. I Georgo Scollg Is u flromnn bold, Ilia choorf ulness umuzes; Ho doesn't mind It when ho's told To "go to blnzes." Chnrlea Torry no'or lots his razor slip And pntrons no'or pooh-pooh him; Dut whon ho wants a Httlo tip You'vo "got to hand It to him." Frank Frnmo Is n Jovial boiiI, Ho always scorns In clover; No mutter how upright ho Is, , Ho'll gludly "Hllp ono over." THE FOUR AGES OF HAUL Dald Fuzz la. Wns. Contributed by U. Y. S. Oh! Joyful duy, whon I bocntno A Contrnl Avonuo boontor; No moro will I food chicks nnd lions, Or ehnso tho barnyard rooster; I'm soiling Pugsloy's candy now, (Somo gotiso with n goldon ogg) And Doc MoArlhiir's proscriptions Aro curing my woodon (?) log. EI) MEADE A floa and n fly In a flue, Woro in prison, so wlmt could thoy do? Said tho fly, "Lot us floo." Said tho floa. "Lot us fly." So thoy flow through a flaw In tho fluo. Old Poom. So nwny flow tho fly nnd tho flen, Flying high from that flaw did thoy Geo Hut tho fly flow so fleet That tho floa mot dofont And tho flaw In tho fluo got tho floa. JAY DOYLE DON'T BE A TITE WAD Pay up your back subscription to tho Doostor and thus fill a long folt want on our part. NEWSPAPER ON HOT AIR AND COLD POTATOES P. S, If wo aro not in, leavo tho money with our wife, next door. Advestise in The Booster Hnvo you got anything to soil or swap? Do you want to buy anything? THEN TRY A AD WITH US Blggost nnd only Newspaper on Central Avenue. Advertising rates furnished with groat cheer. SIroulatlon books open to nobody. You'll Have to Take Our Word for It. L wHMfcl MliMHMil 0ftBt. 11 If IttMMtf CHOCOLATES THE CANDY OF C'HAItACTKH. They nro Uio Stafford Standard of Ece11enco nnd DellclotiNiicss. ORDER YOUR. GROCERIES BY NINE O'CLOCK It will help us to serve you better. And include six bars of COOS BAY WHITE SOAP for 25 cents. ' Patronize Home Industry. COOK'S GROCERY The oldest grocery store on Central Avenue Phone 189. ED MEADE Ex-actor, Chicken Dealer and Idler, now Sells Candy, Chewing Gum, Lead Pencils and Cigars at the Vjr AT THE T iVAjMDYNOOlS. Lemanski Theater :: :: :: :: Central Avenuo II PUGSLEY'S CANDY, fresh every day and sold via 1 1 "Kid Route" in the Theater every evening.' We Boost Everything on Coos Bay Except Prices We sell cigars that are fragrant and good, We sell Insurance that the fire test has stood Wq sell Candy that's delicious and sweet We're Real Estate Snaps that we know can't be beat. Aug. Frizeen, Mel G. Duncan 68 Central Ave. Phono 181 J How about that new piano? We have a fine line of instruments to select from. Terms can be arranged to suit your convenience. ley B. Alfeim Co: Ii. L. THOMAS, Mgr. 4 CENTRAL AVENUE. RUSSELL BLK. BUY I NO A TYPEWRITER? If so, hnvo tho following factory rebuilt mach ines on hand: KoniliiKlmi No. (I ?.! It. C. Smiths ?38 JtomluKloii N. 1 X Underwood No, B ?0 $5.00 rnslit SjS.VMi per mouth. All miicliliiiVi guaranteed for ono year, Al.su ribbons mid cmbou paper. CARL L. STOCKIN .""3CTB 22 Central Avenuo, Telopliono 350. Sulcs Agent. Underwood Typewriter Co. . Wnlos Vlslblo Adding Machluo. American Multlijraph Co. A SYSTEMATIC HABIT of Mivlng Is a charncler buJldor and n good biisliu-hs asset. No one Is too poor to ncipilro tho wivlngs habit, jjil will stui't an account with us. A chechiug account In this good Imnk ndds to tho rmivoiilonco and safety of doing business and goes far tonuril establishing your standing In tho community. Thcro Is no cvihmiso attached, nnd jour nccouiit will receive cour teous and careful consideration, 'lids bank Imltes your busluoss nnd promises wifeJ'i liberal terms and satisfactory hcrvlce. yisr.T First Natlea! Baek Of Coos BayJ Central Avonue Marshfield, Oregon i BilinlWTW