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mm WilW 1 1 PffHi1111 i 'ill 1 1 ' THE COOS BAY TIMES UARSHFIELD. OREGON, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1909 EVENING EDITION 0 I i k I . i; ? ;1 With the Toast and Tea; i' mi i : 1 1 1 1 1 1 : : 1 1 : i : i ij lean lire la. An' leave oat the nur- Love's Supremacy. eery. Nursln' ain't la my line." Love refreshes all the soul, ; quickens the coekles of the i When 6-year-ofd OllTer returned 4- heart and purifies the murky from his first day at Sunday school currents of the blood. his father asked him what they told Lore forgives ere It Is asked, him, whereupon Oliver related as seeks but good In all. Is forever best he could the miracle of the blind to evil, condemns not nor loaves and fishe3. His father sug- In aught would Judge. gesie that the story was a rather It knows not saint nor sinner, nard oae to believe, and asked the 4 for to it all hearts that hold the what he bought about It. but hidden Jewel for which it seeks 0ver evaded hls father's question. are sacred caskets, hallowed by Thc next mornlag however, the two the breath of God. AXON. There were 'leven or eight. If I counted 'em straight. As lovely as ever you'll see, "With posies and vines And mottoes and lines All printed on purpose for me. But the one mamma made Put the rest in the shade When the table for dinner was set. For a cranberry tart In the shape of a heart Is the Jolliest Valentine yet. were alone at Breakfast. "Father," said .the boy suddenly and solemnly. "We'l," answered his father. "I didn't believe that story about the loaves and fishes yesterday," continued the child in a quiet, confi dential tone, "but I didn't say any thing. I didn't want to start an argument." COQUILLE VALLEY WEDDINGS. I1 Matrimonial Events As Told By the Myrtle Point Enterprise. Married, at the home of the bride's Selected. ' parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Barklow fin Myrtle Point on Wednesday, Feb- Cupid, O Cupid, I beg of you to tell mary 10, at S p. m., Mr. Allen Rus Where is the r.as who exerteth the gej panter, and Miss Florence Arlida spell? Barklow, Rev. Thos. Barklow, uncle Draw tLou the string of thy bow; I of the Drlde, officiating. The cere speed the dart j m0ny took place In the presence of Straight to the one that hath cap- relatives and a few invited guests. tured my heart. L A. L Jq st. i Valentine, speed The groom is the son of Captain Pan ter of the steamer Echo, and is as sisting his father in the boating busi- thee ness. The bride is the youngest j daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Barklow. Valentine, away Straight unto her whom my heart! Mr. Albert Paull and Miss Martha Holds, I pray. ! Miller were united in marriage Sun- Swiftly return then to me, Valentine, ! day, February 7, at the home of the Bringing her heart back, a hostage bride's father, W. T. Miller, of Fish- T SCHOOL NEWS T X i : 1 1 : i : : i-m-i-h-1 1 iMARSHFIELD a. t T The 5th grade have taken up the study of coal in Nature work. The A class of the 5th grade have b:en doing good work in bills. Mollie Johnson haa been absent from the 1st grade for two weeks. The sick ones are to be remem bered with valentines by the 1st grade. In a reading contest the boys of the 1st grade were victors over the girls. A splendid blackboard drawing of Lincoln is being done by Carl Holms of the 6th grade. Sewing cards were taken home by the pupils of the primary. Apples and cups were the subjects. The school furniture for the new i &$. building has arrived and Is being in- ( stalled as rapidly as possible. j ffiffiffitnttttatmmreraaittmmmmmKsammnm xtxxxxxxt H Furnish Your Home from the 5 I Going & Harvey Cos Stock! ft We carry everything complete for the House t ; Dennis Sorenson has left the 4th grade to take up his school work In Libby, where he will live In the future. In a contest In the selecting and naming lumber the girls of the 6th grade proved themselves better than the boys. Story Miissen, of the 4th grade, who has been quite ill with typhoid fever, is expected to return within a few days. for mine. trap. Rev. Thos. Barklow of Myrtle F. McKnlghL Point officiating. About twentyjfive guests were present. The bride has where : taught school In country districts of the county. The groom is a son of Rev. B. B. Paull, formerly of Co-qullle. me, here all Heart o' me, heart o hast thou flown. Leaving me sorrowing alone? Which Is the fair one whose charms have won thee? Heart o' me, heart o' me, where canst thou be? I W. F. McKee. Friends Dared Her to Advertise For j a Helpmeet, and She Did So For Fun. BROCKTON, Mass., Feb. 13. An advertisement inserted as a Joke In JOKE WINS A WIDOW i A NEW HUSBAND. A New Thought society In New j York maintains that any man can ' be rich simply by "feeling" rich. However, that's not so easy with us ,a Boston matrimonial paper recently around the first of the month. won Mrs- Fannie Eleanor Emerson, a nurse, of this city, a well-to-do hus- Ex-Champlon Jeffries says he is all iband. right, but that his "wind is out of The marriage ceremony was per- shape." Considering the amount of formed in Groton, Vt., in the parson age of the First Baptist church, and t?4king a pugilist is expected to do nowadays, that one rather serious to us. defect looks "What." asks the Nebraska State Journal, "do you think of a galloot I the advertisement for a husband the bridegroom was George Lamp here. The romance began about four months ago, when Mrs. Emerson accepted the dare of friends to insert who promises to attend a banquet and forgets all about it?" Well, to bo frank, we think he must be better fed than the average newspaper man. The Michigan preacher who com- She was at first Inclined to sign an assumed name, but finally made up her mind to carry the joke as far as possible, not only signing her real name, but also sending along her picture, which, to her surprise, the i paper published. She received hun- mltted murder because he thought 'dreds of letters from men who vowed he was hypnotized was doubtless in- that they were already In love with sane, but he succeeded In discour aging a lot of young men who have been tempted to experiment with hypnotism. 'Now, Mr. Architect, see here," said Mr. Newrlch, "these here plans the comely nurse and could not live without her, while some of the as pirants for Mrs. Emerson's hand came to this city for a personal Interview. and German cough syrup for colds and coughs at the RED CIIOSS. Planet Jr.. garden seeders calls for a smokln' room, and I don't 'cultivators at MILNKH'S. emoke. I see you've got a music room laid out, and I can't even whistle a tune. You've got a pantry. and I can keep all thc pants I got In I the wardrobe. And there's a drawln' i Sherwin-Williams Paints and var room why, man, I couldn't draw a nlshes at MII-NKIl'S. straight line. What do 1 want of all I this Junk? You i-lnn me a house I FRESH Ilatterloe at The Gunnerv I A NEW GROCERY In South Alarshfield 1 I doslre to announce to the pun'le that I will open a new gro- ' eery store at the coruer of Sherldnn and Washington streets. Saturday, February 13th You will see at a glance that this Is a new store and a new departure. We aro not frightened by 13. By tho way, have you ever noticed that no man is so superstitious that ho will refuse 13 dollars? This Is not to be n wonderful store but will be ruled by plain common sense. NEW GOODS. FRESH GUOOK1MKS COMPLETE LINE. NEW METHODS. Wo have our own delivery wagon and will make two deliveries per day one at 10 o'clock In the morning and one at 3: SO in the nfternoou. We are a little out of the way but you can telephone l""1 and we guarantee t' goods to be rfifla. YOURS FOR FAIR PLAY AND A GREATER COOS RAY. Geo. Thomason CORNER SHERIDAN AND WASHINGTON STREETS. PHONE 1751 X. II. Wo htill continue our Heur nnd feed business. i B I a t a a i n i a i i t 4 I V. I :t i a i I :: i n i The 3rd and 4 th grades under Miss Eddy, will have a postoffice for the distribution of valentines. The 3rd A and the 2nd grade will have velentine boxes. The primary numbers have been Increased by two new publls. Joseph Pierson is a late arrival from Eng land. Maxine Jones, of Marshfield, being the other. Miss Lyon of the eighth grade and Miss Bennett of the seventh grade are In Coquille attending the teach ers' examinations. Their places are filled by Miss Williams and Miss Haynes. The Teacher And why didn't you come to school yesterday? The Pupil Please, ma'am, me mower dldn t know school com menced yestiddy, and she borrered Mrs. Greens' almanac, an' It wuz a last year's one. The Teacher And didn't your fa ther know the day that school opens? The Pupil No, ma'am; he doesn't know nuffln 'bout days. The Teacher How's that? The Pupil He works nights at Smith's mill. The following story Is going the rounds: A grade teacher, after hav ing a medical examination in her room recently wrote the following note to the parents of a certain lit tie boy: "Your little boy, Charles, shows signs of astigmatism. Will you please Investigate and take steps to correct it," to which she received a note In reply, saying: "I don't un derstand exactly what Charles has been doing, but I have wholloped hlmtonlght and you can whollop him tomorrow, and that ought to help some." BEAR FAMILY OUT FOR AIR. Lumberjack Kills n Ninety-Pound Cub Willi mi Ae. MALONE, N. Y., Feb. 13. Russ French and Mose Brlckey, lumber jacks, employed near Franklin Falls In the Andlrondacks, the other day met as fine a specimen of black bear closely followed by three fat, roly poly cubs as they ever laid their eyes on. Mose and Russ were not scared they jubt thought it would be a good Joke to give bruin and her family a foot race and started first. On the other hand bruin and family, with the exception of one cub, startod the other way. The odd cub made a short cut on Brlckey and he was forced to bring it down with an axe A clip on the back of the head fin Uued the playful little fellow, and Mr. Ulckey was soon exhibiting his sleek-looking prise to his friends at Franklin Kail. The cub weighed about ninety pounds. Toledo, Monarch, Renown Ranqes. $25 to $65.00. CROCKERY ENAMEL WARE TABLE WARE BLANKETS PILLOWS CURTAINS s SHADES (7i HM 111 3U"t Kl "SSfr'JJSLr-n - - i' I'm! - The Famous Merle Line Iron Bed, $3.00 Up. SPRINGS HEATERS MIRRORS HOTEL WARE ETC. XX Floor Covering, All Kinds and Grades at Lowest Prices. Standard Makes of Furniture at the Very Lowest Price. I uoins Harvey Co. &4d44 66 i fw4MW Your Credit Is Good xx figfefrff4 f MWHM9V79t9VTy BEATS THE GROUND HOG. Taylor Jolinm, of Myrtle Point, Wins as Oregon's Weather Profit. The Myrtle Point Enterprise says: "Taylor Johnson is about four laps ahead of the ground hog on the weather forecasting proposition up to the present time. The ground hog promised on the 2nd that spring should be here immedlatelj or soon er, but long before his prognostica tion was launched on the incredulous public, Taylor was relating how, many years ago, there was another January as bad as this one Just past and it was followed by a February that w-as no Improvement. Six weeks of bad weather. In February? Yes sir. But when March came it brought summer and the April fol lowing was the hottest ever known, the weather being hotter than July In Roseburg. It Is now nearly the middle of February and the ground hog hasn't delivered a single spring day. On the contrary it has accorded to the February that is filed away in Taylor Johnson's re tentive memory. Therefore when It comes to telling what Oregon weath er Is to be give us Taylor Johnson." I A FARM FOR $10 m in THE Sunny San Luis Valley OF COLORADO PREE TRIP TO EXAMINE LAND WE HAVE DIVIDED A 54,000-ACRE TRACT INTO TRUCK FARMS CONTAINING 10 TO 1,000 ACRES PER FARM AT $200 EACH $10 Cash and $10 Per Month! No Interest! No Taxes! JUDGE KNOWS REAL GOWNS WHEN HE SEES THEM FITTED A No. l I5UA.VD milk 75e doz. 3.75 cam (4S cant). Coadenury, North itond. HAV aad Grata at HAINHS. Chircijzo Jurist Win ConiUHMitliition of Plaintiff Suing Indies," Tailor For "MMUs." CHICAGO, Feb. 13. "That judge certainly knows something about wo men's dresses." Municipal Judge Walker, who is not a bachelor, received this t-lbute from Mrs. Victoria G. Dray, atier he had decided In her favor two suits she had instituted against a ladies' tailor. Mrs. Dray wanted possession of two dresses which she alleged were 'misfits" and $22 damages for the misfit." She donned one suits in Judge Walker's rooms, and then pr$snted before the court. "That gown is an inch too long," commented the judge. Mrs. Dray retired to rcappeai later weariui another gown. "An inch too loaf in the waist,'' was Jidg Walktr's comment. Mrs. Dray charged that the tailor bad declined to reduoe hU price in oonaidtratlott of bis "mlsfiu" or to deliver the drtamr untaUbed. We want a reliable and energetic man In every town to form clubs of 15 prospective purchasers. We will furnish round trip railroad tickets FREE to ono member of each club to Inspect land. We pay liberal commission. Full particulars upon request. of the private herself Reference Any Bank or Banker in St. Louis, Kansas City or Denver. SAN LUIS VALLEY LAND AND IRRIGATION CO. Bank of Commerce Bldg. KANSAS CITY, AlO. vrvri JM!M JM.l.W H , Wl'i MUW'! JIT re,-.--fWM.f- &3BmSSEEA i?s:r-f"X!ji.-irMx.Tir'ry"ui-r-.'mTT.w Mr, Elmer A. Todd, Miss COOS BAY Academy of Music LMER A. TOD, Director, Sen O'O ell Ball dime uwfgvjsrefrtf??ygc: Plane Lucy S. Horton. Voice Miss Mable Clare MUIIb. Art of Exprewdon Mrs. Rebecea Luse-Stump. 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