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THE COOS BAY TIMES UARSHFIELD. OREGON, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 1909 EVENING EDITION
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Love's Supremacy. eery. Nursln' ain't la my line."
Love refreshes all the soul, ;
quickens the coekles of the i When 6-year-ofd OllTer returned
4- heart and purifies the murky from his first day at Sunday school
currents of the blood. his father asked him what they told
Lore forgives ere It Is asked, him, whereupon Oliver related as
seeks but good In all. Is forever best he could the miracle of the
blind to evil, condemns not nor loaves and fishe3. His father sug-
In aught would Judge. gesie that the story was a rather
It knows not saint nor sinner, nard oae to believe, and asked the
4 for to it all hearts that hold the what he bought about It. but
hidden Jewel for which it seeks 0ver evaded hls father's question.
are sacred caskets, hallowed by Thc next mornlag however, the two
the breath of God.
AXON.
There were 'leven or eight.
If I counted 'em straight.
As lovely as ever you'll see,
"With posies and vines
And mottoes and lines
All printed on purpose for me.
But the one mamma made
Put the rest in the shade
When the table for dinner was set.
For a cranberry tart
In the shape of a heart
Is the Jolliest Valentine yet.
were alone at Breakfast.
"Father," said .the boy suddenly
and solemnly.
"We'l," answered his father.
"I didn't believe that story about
the loaves and fishes yesterday,"
continued the child in a quiet, confi
dential tone, "but I didn't say any
thing. I didn't want to start an argument."
COQUILLE VALLEY WEDDINGS.
I1 Matrimonial Events As Told By the
Myrtle Point Enterprise.
Married, at the home of the bride's
Selected. ' parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. D. Barklow
fin Myrtle Point on Wednesday, Feb-
Cupid, O Cupid, I beg of you to tell mary 10, at S p. m., Mr. Allen Rus
Where is the r.as who exerteth the gej panter, and Miss Florence Arlida
spell? Barklow, Rev. Thos. Barklow, uncle
Draw tLou the string of thy bow; I of the Drlde, officiating. The cere
speed the dart j m0ny took place In the presence of
Straight to the one that hath cap- relatives and a few invited guests.
tured my heart.
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Valentine, speed
The groom is the son of Captain Pan
ter of the steamer Echo, and is as
sisting his father in the boating busi-
thee ness. The bride is the youngest
j daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Barklow.
Valentine,
away
Straight unto her whom my heart! Mr. Albert Paull and Miss Martha
Holds, I pray. ! Miller were united in marriage Sun-
Swiftly return then to me, Valentine, ! day, February 7, at the home of the
Bringing her heart back, a hostage bride's father, W. T. Miller, of Fish-
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The 5th grade have taken up the
study of coal in Nature work.
The A class of the 5th grade have
b:en doing good work in bills.
Mollie Johnson haa been absent
from the 1st grade for two weeks.
The sick ones are to be remem
bered with valentines by the 1st
grade.
In a reading contest the boys of
the 1st grade were victors over the
girls.
A splendid blackboard drawing of
Lincoln is being done by Carl Holms
of the 6th grade.
Sewing cards were taken home by
the pupils of the primary. Apples
and cups were the subjects.
The school furniture for the new i &$.
building has arrived and Is being in- (
stalled as rapidly as possible. j
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Dennis Sorenson has left the 4th
grade to take up his school work In
Libby, where he will live In the
future.
In a contest In the selecting and
naming lumber the girls of the 6th
grade proved themselves better than
the boys.
Story Miissen, of the 4th grade,
who has been quite ill with typhoid
fever, is expected to return within
a few days.
for mine.
trap. Rev. Thos. Barklow of Myrtle
F. McKnlghL Point officiating. About twentyjfive
guests were present. The bride has
where : taught school In country districts of
the county. The groom is a son of
Rev. B. B. Paull, formerly of Co-qullle.
me,
here all
Heart o' me, heart o
hast thou flown.
Leaving me sorrowing
alone?
Which Is the fair one whose charms
have won thee?
Heart o' me, heart o' me, where
canst thou be? I
W. F. McKee. Friends Dared Her to Advertise For
j a Helpmeet, and She Did So
For Fun.
BROCKTON, Mass., Feb. 13. An
advertisement inserted as a Joke In
JOKE WINS A WIDOW
i A NEW HUSBAND.
A New Thought society In New j
York maintains that any man can '
be rich simply by "feeling" rich.
However, that's not so easy with us ,a Boston matrimonial paper recently
around the first of the month. won Mrs- Fannie Eleanor Emerson,
a nurse, of this city, a well-to-do hus-
Ex-Champlon Jeffries says he is all iband.
right, but that his "wind is out of The marriage ceremony was per-
shape." Considering the amount of formed in Groton, Vt., in the parson
age of the First Baptist church, and
t?4king a pugilist is expected to do
nowadays, that one
rather serious to us.
defect looks
"What." asks the Nebraska State
Journal, "do you think of a galloot I the advertisement for a husband
the bridegroom was George Lamp
here. The romance began about
four months ago, when Mrs. Emerson
accepted the dare of friends to insert
who promises to attend a banquet
and forgets all about it?" Well, to
bo frank, we think he must be better
fed than the average newspaper
man.
The Michigan preacher who com-
She was at first Inclined to sign
an assumed name, but finally made
up her mind to carry the joke as far
as possible, not only signing her real
name, but also sending along her
picture, which, to her surprise, the
i paper published. She received hun-
mltted murder because he thought 'dreds of letters from men who vowed
he was hypnotized was doubtless in- that they were already In love with
sane, but he succeeded In discour
aging a lot of young men who have
been tempted to experiment with
hypnotism.
'Now, Mr. Architect, see here,"
said Mr. Newrlch, "these here plans
the comely nurse and could not live
without her, while some of the as
pirants for Mrs. Emerson's hand
came to this city for a personal Interview.
and
German cough syrup for colds and
coughs at the RED CIIOSS.
Planet Jr.. garden seeders
calls for a smokln' room, and I don't 'cultivators at MILNKH'S.
emoke. I see you've got a music
room laid out, and I can't even
whistle a tune. You've got a pantry.
and I can keep all thc pants I got In I
the wardrobe. And there's a drawln' i Sherwin-Williams Paints and var
room why, man, I couldn't draw a nlshes at MII-NKIl'S.
straight line. What do 1 want of all I
this Junk? You i-lnn me a house I FRESH Ilatterloe at The Gunnerv
I A NEW GROCERY
In South Alarshfield
1 I doslre to announce to the pun'le that I will open a new gro-
' eery store at the coruer of Sherldnn and Washington streets.
Saturday, February 13th
You will see at a glance that this Is a new store and a new
departure. We aro not frightened by 13. By tho way, have you
ever noticed that no man is so superstitious that ho will refuse
13 dollars?
This Is not to be n wonderful store but will be ruled by plain
common sense.
NEW GOODS. FRESH GUOOK1MKS
COMPLETE LINE. NEW METHODS.
Wo have our own delivery wagon and will make two deliveries
per day one at 10 o'clock In the morning and one at 3: SO in the
nfternoou. We are a little out of the way but you can telephone
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YOURS FOR FAIR PLAY AND A GREATER COOS RAY.
Geo. Thomason
CORNER SHERIDAN AND WASHINGTON STREETS. PHONE 1751
X. II. Wo htill continue our Heur nnd feed business.
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The 3rd and 4 th grades under
Miss Eddy, will have a postoffice for
the distribution of valentines. The
3rd A and the 2nd grade will have
velentine boxes.
The primary numbers have been
Increased by two new publls. Joseph
Pierson is a late arrival from Eng
land. Maxine Jones, of Marshfield,
being the other.
Miss Lyon of the eighth grade and
Miss Bennett of the seventh grade
are In Coquille attending the teach
ers' examinations. Their places are
filled by Miss Williams and Miss
Haynes.
The Teacher And why didn't you
come to school yesterday?
The Pupil Please, ma'am, me
mower dldn t know school com
menced yestiddy, and she borrered
Mrs. Greens' almanac, an' It wuz a
last year's one.
The Teacher And didn't your fa
ther know the day that school
opens?
The Pupil No, ma'am; he doesn't
know nuffln 'bout days.
The Teacher How's that?
The Pupil He works nights at
Smith's mill.
The following story Is going the
rounds: A grade teacher, after hav
ing a medical examination in her
room recently wrote the following
note to the parents of a certain lit
tie boy:
"Your little boy, Charles, shows
signs of astigmatism. Will you
please Investigate and take steps to
correct it," to which she received a
note In reply, saying: "I don't un
derstand exactly what Charles has
been doing, but I have wholloped
hlmtonlght and you can whollop him
tomorrow, and that ought to help
some."
BEAR FAMILY OUT FOR AIR.
Lumberjack Kills n Ninety-Pound
Cub Willi mi Ae.
MALONE, N. Y., Feb. 13. Russ
French and Mose Brlckey, lumber
jacks, employed near Franklin Falls
In the Andlrondacks, the other day
met as fine a specimen of black bear
closely followed by three fat, roly
poly cubs as they ever laid their
eyes on.
Mose and Russ were not scared
they jubt thought it would be a good
Joke to give bruin and her family
a foot race and started first. On the
other hand bruin and family, with
the exception of one cub, startod the
other way. The odd cub made a
short cut on Brlckey and he was
forced to bring it down with an axe
A clip on the back of the head fin
Uued the playful little fellow, and
Mr. Ulckey was soon exhibiting his
sleek-looking prise to his friends at
Franklin Kail. The cub weighed
about ninety pounds.
Toledo, Monarch, Renown
Ranqes. $25 to $65.00.
CROCKERY
ENAMEL WARE
TABLE WARE
BLANKETS
PILLOWS
CURTAINS
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The Famous Merle Line Iron
Bed, $3.00 Up.
SPRINGS
HEATERS
MIRRORS
HOTEL WARE
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Floor Covering, All Kinds and
Grades at Lowest Prices.
Standard Makes of Furniture
at the Very Lowest Price.
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BEATS THE GROUND HOG.
Taylor Jolinm, of Myrtle Point,
Wins as Oregon's Weather
Profit.
The Myrtle Point Enterprise says:
"Taylor Johnson is about four laps
ahead of the ground hog on the
weather forecasting proposition up to
the present time. The ground hog
promised on the 2nd that spring
should be here immedlatelj or soon
er, but long before his prognostica
tion was launched on the incredulous
public, Taylor was relating how,
many years ago, there was another
January as bad as this one Just past
and it was followed by a February
that w-as no Improvement. Six weeks
of bad weather. In February? Yes
sir. But when March came it
brought summer and the April fol
lowing was the hottest ever known,
the weather being hotter than July
In Roseburg. It Is now nearly
the middle of February and the
ground hog hasn't delivered a single
spring day. On the contrary it has
accorded to the February that is
filed away in Taylor Johnson's re
tentive memory. Therefore when It
comes to telling what Oregon weath
er Is to be give us Taylor Johnson."
I A FARM FOR $10
m in THE
Sunny San Luis Valley
OF COLORADO
PREE TRIP TO EXAMINE LAND
WE HAVE DIVIDED A 54,000-ACRE TRACT
INTO TRUCK FARMS CONTAINING
10 TO 1,000 ACRES
PER FARM AT $200 EACH
$10 Cash and $10 Per Month!
No Interest! No Taxes!
JUDGE KNOWS REAL GOWNS
WHEN HE SEES THEM FITTED
A No. l I5UA.VD milk 75e doz.
3.75 cam (4S cant). Coadenury,
North itond.
HAV aad Grata at HAINHS.
Chircijzo Jurist Win ConiUHMitliition
of Plaintiff Suing Indies," Tailor
For "MMUs."
CHICAGO, Feb. 13. "That judge
certainly knows something about wo
men's dresses."
Municipal Judge Walker, who is
not a bachelor, received this t-lbute
from Mrs. Victoria G. Dray, atier he
had decided In her favor two suits
she had instituted against a ladies'
tailor.
Mrs. Dray wanted possession of
two dresses which she alleged were
'misfits" and $22 damages for the
misfit." She donned one
suits in Judge Walker's
rooms, and then pr$snted
before the court.
"That gown is an inch too long,"
commented the judge.
Mrs. Dray retired to rcappeai later
weariui another gown.
"An inch too loaf in the waist,''
was Jidg Walktr's comment.
Mrs. Dray charged that the tailor
bad declined to reduoe hU price in
oonaidtratlott of bis "mlsfiu" or to
deliver the drtamr untaUbed.
We want a reliable and energetic man In every
town to form clubs of 15 prospective purchasers. We
will furnish round trip railroad tickets FREE to ono
member of each club to Inspect land. We pay liberal
commission. Full particulars upon request.
of the
private
herself
Reference Any Bank or Banker in St. Louis, Kansas
City or Denver.
SAN LUIS VALLEY LAND AND
IRRIGATION CO.
Bank of Commerce Bldg. KANSAS CITY, AlO.
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Mr, Elmer A. Todd, Miss
COOS BAY
Academy of
Music
LMER A. TOD, Director,
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Plane
Lucy S. Horton.
Voice Miss Mable Clare MUIIb.
Art of Exprewdon Mrs. Rebecea
Luse-Stump. Classes in Har-
irony, Sight Reading, etc.
Phoao 1855
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