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About The Coos Bay times. (Marshfield, Or.) 1906-1957 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 12, 1908)
Viinr- Bv. v wtw'a JwSfti i if " ' ow nil SI itaM THE DAILY COOS BAY TIMS, MARSHFIkLD, OREGON, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1908. if i Witl the Toast and Tea l ' -GOOD EVENING. " Fools learn nothing from X wise men, but wise men learn H much from fools. LAVATER.. Always Unfortunntc. When I stand within a hall; Far..tho1devator bawl With a frown. "Going up?" I loudly cry, And tho urchin makes reply: "Going down' Whe,n .you see jne buying stocks, Hoping to acquire both rocks, And renown. "Going up?" I loudly say, But. my broker answers: "Nay; Going down." Whon old Charon I shall meet, Looking, mystical, but neat, In bis gown "Going up?" I'll murmuur low, 'And he'll doubtless answer "No; Going down." ANON. Is a, dentist ah artist just because ho dr,aws teeth? One way to borrow trouble is not to pay your debts. Even the actnr doesn't like to make a show of himself. A fellow has no business to be head-strong with a weak intellect. Other people's clouds are always the ones that have the silver lining. Thojrlgmaker rejoices In the fact that there Is plenty of room at teh top. The trouble about looking up to people Is that it encourages them to look down on us. Tho man who permits his pleasure to interfere with his business may reach the point where he won't have any of either. Most men are willing to laugh twice at the same story In order to get a chance to repeat one of thu'r own. A woman doesn't figure the worth of-the husband she might have had, but tho worth of the Income she didn't get when she sues for a breach of promise. Blobs (at tho theatre) That chor us girl on the end looks as" moau she had something on her mind. Blobs Well, sho certainly hasn't much else on her. Wlgg Sho doesn't seem to bo pop ular, and yet sho Is as pretty as a picture. Wagg But sho Is usually in an ugly frame of mind. Usually when a man has out stripped his childhood companions in the race for position In life, he may rest assured that they are evening up matters by tolling people what a ham ho used to bo at school. Customer from tho Country "Here, I've fetched my now wife up - for to have her plcturo took. Photographer Yes, sir. Full length or bust? Country Tho hull full length. If tho machine busts I'll pay for it. "Pa," said tho politician's little boy, looking up from his book, "whrl , iv -Is a 'nomesls'?" "A 'nemesis,' my son," replied the father wearily, "is a female offlc3 A' seeker that you foolishly 'promised to assist. "In tho piece wo play tonight tho sceno was laid about tho time of tho Bpanlsh war," explained Barns Tor 'mer. "Topp, and the eggs tho boys have boon buyln' up was laid about the same time," interrupted Stung Again. Tho fashion notes toll us that the woll-drossed woman this year will wear short gloves, two veils and t-n yards of corset laces. The prospect is interesting. "A microbe export says death lurks in tho telephone," remarked a Coos Bay physician's wife to her neigh bor. "Profanity lurks in ours," camo tho response, "I guess from tho lan guage I heard Charlie using when ho got out of bed at midnight to go and hoar somoono say: 'This Is the wrong number; ring off.' " 'It was llttlo Ethel's first visit to church and tho sormon bad for Its text, "As e sow, so shall ye reap." But on her return home she could not remember it, and in consequence was chlded by her mother for being stupid. A fortnight later a seamstress came to the house to do a day's work. After watching her for a while fashion old style garments Into those that were tho vogue, Ethel sud denly exclaimed: "O mamma, I know now what the preacher said. It was, "What you sew In the winter you shall rip In the summer.' " A well known Coos Bay youngster as studying the next day's lesson at home the other day. The studying was laborious as was indicated by the drawl out and this was what was overheard: "Al-ways speak the truth and o-bey your par-ents. ".Be gen-tle and qul-et. Never slam the door and shout and scream A-bout the house. "At the ta-ble eat slow-ly; not in a greed-y man-nor like a pig." Suddenly the little one shut the book with a portentous bang, and an nounced with firmness and decision: "I'm not going to let any old readei boss me like that." " Trials of the law. Here at my roll top desk I sit and bend mo o'er a legal tome and have a pleasant sense, to-wit that I am really quite at home. The peace we cannot understand has claimed my spirit more and more; I yield at last to its demand I like the interesting law. The steady drone of city streets floats gently through my window pane; if I look out my vision meets the sunshine and blue sky again. I much prefer these heavy books. Hark someone enters at my door a lovely lady, by her looks I like the pretty, fluffy law. "Ah pardon me," the lady says "A legal question bothers me." But all this time she does not raise her heavy veil the least degree. Imagin ation takes mo fast through fame, romance, and fees galore ambition realized at last!!! I like the frag rant juicy law. She adds, "I've just got a divorce from Bill and now I want to know when I can marry Jack? Of course you understand how these things go." "Today," sigh I. She says, "Your foe?" - "One dollar:" "Here I'm glad I saw your sign. Good day." Thus exit Sho. I like tho heavy, dreary law. Tho Green Bag. HARMONY IN YOUR NEW HOME Color blending of Furniture, Draperies, Carpets, Woodwork, Walls, make home life happier. Our expert decorative specialist will visit your city soon. Without obli gating you he will discuss the fur nishings for your new home. Write for particular, J. G. Mack & Co. Furniture and Carpets PORTLAND. OREGON Singlt Rooms Furniihtd Tatttfully We are right on the Job when it comes to nerfection in Laundry work, Thero is a cleanli ness and scrupulous care about our method of handling garments which nover falls to pleaso our numerous patrons. Laco curtains a specialty. Wo solicit family work and promise you the best results at tho least cost. Give us one trial and you will be convinced that wo "mako good," Coos Bay SteamLaundry PHONE 571. NOTICE IO DIDDERS. Notice Is hereby given that sealed bids will be received by the common council of the city of Marshflold, Coos county, Oregon, up to half past seven o'clock in the afternoon of the 22d day of December, 1908, for tho im provement with sidewalk of tho fol lowing streets, to-wit: 1. That portion of tho west sido of Graham street from a point 10 feet south of tho north line of California avenue to the south lino of lot 25 of block 52, in Railroad addition to Marshfleld, Oregon. 2. That portion of the north side of Washington avenue from a point 10 feet west of the east line of Bur nett street to the cast line of Graham street, In Railroad addition to Marsh fleld, Oregon. Said Improvements to be mado ac cording to the plans and specifica tions thereof on file in the office of the city recorder and there open to the Inspection of all persons interest ed therein. A certified check for five per cent of the amount of bid must accompany each bid, to be forfeited to the city !u case bid is accepted and bidder fails to enter into contract within five days after such acceptance. Dated this 9th day of December, 1908. J. M. UPTON, Recorder of said city of Marshflold. SEASONABLE ADVICE. Send home a bottle of Chamber Iain's Cough Remedy tpday along with your other household supplies. It Is the best Investment you can make at this season of the year, es pecially If there are children in the home. There is no better medicine obtainable. It contains no opium or other narcotics. , For Sale by JOHN PREUSS. NOTICE TO BIDDERS. Notice is hereby g'ven that sealed bids will be received by the common council of the city of Marshfleld, Coos county, Oregon, up to 7:30 o'clock in the afternoon of the 22d t'ay of December, 1908, for the con struction of sewers on that portion of Baines from Coal Bank Slough to the center of Washington avenue, and that portion of Washington avenue fiom the center of Baines street to the east line of Graham street, in Ratlroad addition to tho town of Marshfleld, Coos county, Oregon, ac cording to the plans and specifica tion or said Improvement on file in the office of the city recorder, and there open to the Inspection, of all I ersons interested therein. A certified check for five per cent i.f the amount of bid must accom rany each bid, to be forfeited to the city in case bid is accepted and bidder falls to enter Into contract within five days after such acceptance. . Dated this 10th day of December, 1908. J. M. UPTON, Recorder of said City of Marshfleld. More people are taking Foley's Kidney Remedy every year. It Is considered to be the most effective for kidney and bladder troubles that medical science can devise. Foley's Kidney Remedy corrects irregulari ties, builds up worn out tissues and restores lost vitality. It will make you feel well and look well. For sale ly RED CROSS PHARMACY, JOHN PREUSS, Prop. NOTICE. In the District Court of the United States for the ' District of Ore gon: In the matter of PAUL STRAIN, bankrupt: The undersigned will re ceive sealed bids at his office, No. 7 First street, Portland, Oregon, up to Saturday, December 12, 1908, at 12 o'clock, no6n, for the following de scribed property belonging to said estate In bankruptcy, to-wit: A stock of clothing, shoes and ladies' and gents' furnishing goods of the inventory value of $11,446.30, to ;ether with a lot of store fixtures pf the inventory value of $60, all locat- od at Marshfleld, Coos county, Ore gon. Inventories of said property are on file at the office of the under signed and at tho office of the Board of Trade, No. 106 Pino street, San Francisco, California, and tho prop eity may bo inspected upon applica ion to Chas. Hussey, in chnrge at Marshfleld. Cash or a certified check for ten per cent of tho amount of fered must accompany each bid and said sale is mado subject to con firmation by the court. R. L. SABIN, Trustee De-Witt's Carbolized Witch Hazel Salvo is especially good for plies, but It is also recommended nearly every where for arythlng when a salve is needed. It Is soothing, cooling and healing. Bo sure to get DaWltt's Witch H"tel Salve when you nak for IL We sell and recommend It. Sold by LOC1UIART & PARSONS. FINANCIAL First Trust & Savings Bank 5100,000 Capital, Fully Paid STANDS FOR CONSERVATIVE BANKING Pays Interest on Time and Savings Deposits The officers and tho entire directorate are cltlzons of Marshfleld and vicinity who own and control the capital stock Whose every intorest and success mean!" tho success of this community. We solicit your business and accounts. DIRECTORS JOHN S. COKE STEPHEN C. ROGERS, HENRY SENGSTACKEN, M. C. HORTON, WILLIAM GRIMES, OFFICERS. JNO. S. COKE, President. DORSBY KREITZER, Cashier. M. C. HORTON, Vice President and Manager. 44ki,ih'!"K I Flanagan & Paid Up Capital and Undivided Profits 975,000 Assets 0er Half Million Dollars, Does general banking business and draws on the Bank of Cali fornia, San Francisco, Cal., First National Bank, Portland, Ore,, First National Bank, Roseburg Ore., Hanover National Bank, New York, N. M. Rothohild & Son, London, England. Also sell exchange on nearly all tho principal cities of Europe. Accounts kept subject to check, safe deposit lock boxes for rent at 50 cents a month or $5 a year. INTEREST PAID WW4' THE FIR.ST NATIONAL. BANK OF COOS BAY Strictly a Commercial Bank Wells Fargo Nevada National Bank, San Francisco, Cal. The United States National Bank, Portland, Ore. The National Park Bank, New York, N. Y. Draws Draffs The Corn Exchange on The Bank of Scotland, Tire Credit Ljonnals, In addition we draw drafts Europe, Asia, Afrif", Australia, China, Japan, North, Centinl and South America. Personal and ccmmciclal accounts kept subject to check Certi ficates of Deposits issued. Safe and Deposit Boxes for rent. STE t CALIFORNIA AND OREGON t . I steamer Alliance U B. W. OLSON, Master. COOS BAY AND PORTLAND- J SAILS FROM PORTLAND SATURDAYS, 8 P. M. SAILS FROM COOS BAY TUESDAYS, AT SERVICE OF TIDE. F. P. Baumgartner, Agt. H. W. Skinner. Agt, Couch St. Dock, Portland. Ore. Marshfleld, Ore., Phone 441 WZ44rtiWW4'i4 55'ESE5H5HSB5HjZii3Hra?J2SrISE5Z5E25H Portland & Coos Bay S S. Line S. S. BREAKWATER Sails from AinsworthDockPortland, Wednesdays at 8 p.m Sails from Ooos Bay Saturdays at Service of Tide. SAILING BETWEEN SAN FRANCISCO AND COOS DAY, OAR. KYJNG FREIGHT ANI COMBUSTIBLES ONLY. L. W. Phone Main-233 1 15E5ESr2SE5TiS35H5H&?JE5H5HS252SE5 S5E5HSH5Z5ZS !!SaSZ5E5HSSSSSZSZ51S22Sr!SaSHSZ5rinSH5rlfSr2SE5?SH52SHS3 3 . tivl r Steamer SAILS FROM COOS BAY FOR SAN FRANCISCO TUESDAY, DEr CEMBER 1. No reservation held after tho arrival of tho ship unless , ticket Is bought. . P. S. DOW, Agent, m MARSH FIELD, ESaSE5Z5H5HSESS-ri5HSZ5BSHSE5HESSHSBE Streamer SSfV LUDVIG C1IRI8TENSEN, Uaater. , , Saining for Dandon every Monday, For full lofrawuWoa. apt? ,, Chas Thom owner, or H, W. Sklnier, agent. ifr .;-.- . .;.-,;. ! ! Steamer Flyer LAWHOHN & McCL'LLOCII, Owners. ive. Marshflold uve. North Beud 7:00 A. M. 8:45 ' 10:45 " 1:00 P. M 2:30 " 4:00 " 7:45 A. M. 10:05 " 11:15 1:40 P. M 3:15 ' 5:00 Open for dinner Nights nml Sundayi Tho FJjw Alunyti Lcuvi- ou TJm, nlfin (iRAnF MrAT . , ii.,, t-;J. .. All our meats are tho ulioirept we can produce. R. H. Nobler Tfib CITY MARKET Phone 1941 .C and FronC Streets, Mi!VKlVJMu;,v:TT'" .vf .l.'jv.i w:-t.".ii JNO. F. HALL, W. S. CHANDLER, DR. C. W. TOWER, HORSEY KREITZER, Bennett Bank ON TIME DEPOSITS National Bank, Chicago, 111. London, England. Paris, France, on all nrlnclnn! Imnklmr centers In MERS COAS T STEAMSHIP COMPANY. a n Shaw Agt. A. St. Pock THE Dj M. F. Plant i OREGON Wsihelmina .. .ttt-ifr-..- $ . -- fr . ...j. r i? T3 it? CP O C3 era ca ca C3 ca c. tn n cs rz r lii MfcAMfcK FAVORITE f Tun trlnfl (IhIIy hpllCPn llatwlnn nnrt ComilUe connecting Ultli all iiriuflcjd I rut mjjp. Leaves Bandon . .0:45 a.m. TNrna lln.wlm. 1 .91 n fj "- """ ..,..!. . a m Leaves CoqulIIc. . .0:Jfia. m, S Leaves Coquillo ...4:00 p.m. id Traelern learlnr; Marelillvld In Hie Lrt rnnrnlnor rottnh Knnilnn nl nnnn UnnnU "j morning reach DaiiilniiAl nnon, I'coplc IS on ConnlllB rhertnnjinciid over three In pi hours in Marshfleld ana reach homo the (V H fiiimaHfltr ui COQU1LLR RIVER TRANS- S PORTATION CO. S eSc!SHS?S25ti3rl5HH5H5cSE5ESZSHSKE57 The odor of cood roast beef however A sffiife c" ?.n'y h,8uf eatie f Marshfleld, Oregon BusinessKrectory " ' doctors. " PvK, R. E. GOLDrx oC,nn W,,d Sua -.. joos building Offlco hours: 10 t0 12 m. 2 to 5 and 7 to 8 , Phones; 0"" 'Q -Juu. 105 pv . A. C. BUR Roughs S s Homeopathic Vhiskilxn Chronic Diseases n o , ' ncldcncc and ofl.cc, L WM"" ",rcc'Iarsl,nM., jyi. GEORGE W. Ln8l,nT LJ OstcoputMc PhvHl,,.. Oraduato of American School , .. ?saH-!Mr-"; . T Phone 1611. m I" 'r "" "V. TV- gijo. k. nix i- PllVulntn.. 1 r. Now Fianagan BonB,u C nesidence Phono 1655 D ". J. W. INGRAM Physician nnd a. I . Ofllco 20S.20 h" , , Tr X'nones-omceie21: Residence l(!I pK- A. h. HOUSEWOUTn JS Phvsirlim a. ..1 c Offices second floor of Flanagan i Bennett Bank Building. Office hours 2 to 4 p. m ; 7 to 8 p ' rmmu. wince, mi; UeMdence, Hi) MRS. NETTIE HOVEL Slidwifo Obstetrical Vui-slng Wlth-E W. Knmmorer Phone lnj Lawyers. I H-..ICU. U.Clarke JatobJr.lTv Lawrence A Lniwmr.i ",U CLARKE, BLAKE & t ATTORNEYS. A T-M T United States Commissioner 0J Trust Building. Marsbfleld On J '. W. BENNETT, OfTIPM mrav T?1ah.. e . . "" " iciuncau E tseenttiji Bautr Marshfleld, Or(tlj OKE & COKE, Attorneys at Law. Marshfleld. f,ree0J S! Miscellaneous "" AV. MERCHANT, - Does all kinds of house icfr ing, All work guaranteed to be ml insulated. " Phone 1033. juursntlcld, Oregon. II W; 8. TUHPEN Architect. 1 Over Chamber of Commerce MARSHF1ELD, ORE. M. RSHFIELD TURKISH RUMi 210-213 Coos Building. Hours: Ladies, 10 a.m. to 6 pn,! except Saturday Gents, 7 pnitol i a. m.r except Friday. Phone 11(1 1 TURKISH BATH $1.00. C. L. BUTTERFIELD, MM p RIBBS & MASON Photographers, Coos Bay Monthlv Bidg. ltUUimUHO 0. U1.4, 1 ninrslilleld, Oregoi HOTELS The LATTIN Hotel Guy O. Lattin. New and modern throughout. W $1 per day, $0 per week. lVcc I newly fiiruNhcri. Phone 2005, Next to cor Sheridan and Queen An I Marshfleld. Ore. eSS5HSrtTH5rtS?5E5H??cHS12SHSHSSSSj Hunting, fishing, camping. bathing the year around. Beautiful Ten Mllo Lakes, the snortsnien's paradise. When you oomo to Ten MH.t visit tho Ton Mile cafe, cot- tnces, tents, boats, complete camp ontflts for rent at rea- J souable rates. In connection f with tho cafe. Any size party tnken care of. Call and see tat I or phono your "ngagemenvj I Phone local or ing distance.; I It. II. REED. Prop, I I,UEHII)R ORB. ! j&SttS&SZSttS2&&5Z5&l5& Temple (, Wifson UND KM A KING .AHLORS4 Funeral supplies In general. Licensed embamer with lady assistant. South Broadway. Telephones: OFFICE 2101. RESIDENCE 2103. ,jCi.