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THE DAILY COOS BAY TIMS, MARSHFIkLD, OREGON, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1908.
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Witl the Toast and Tea
l ' -GOOD EVENING.
"
Fools learn nothing from X
wise men, but wise men learn
H much from fools.
LAVATER..
Always Unfortunntc.
When I stand within a hall;
Far..tho1devator bawl
With a frown.
"Going up?" I loudly cry,
And tho urchin makes reply:
"Going down'
Whe,n .you see jne buying stocks,
Hoping to acquire both rocks,
And renown.
"Going up?" I loudly say,
But. my broker answers: "Nay;
Going down."
Whon old Charon I shall meet,
Looking, mystical, but neat,
In bis gown
"Going up?" I'll murmuur low,
'And he'll doubtless answer "No;
Going down."
ANON.
Is a, dentist ah artist just because
ho dr,aws teeth?
One way to borrow trouble is not to
pay your debts.
Even the actnr doesn't like to make
a show of himself.
A fellow has no business to be
head-strong with a weak intellect.
Other people's clouds are always
the ones that have the silver lining.
Thojrlgmaker rejoices In the fact
that there Is plenty of room at teh
top.
The trouble about looking up to
people Is that it encourages them to
look down on us.
Tho man who permits his pleasure
to interfere with his business may
reach the point where he won't have
any of either.
Most men are willing to laugh
twice at the same story In order to
get a chance to repeat one of thu'r
own.
A woman doesn't figure the worth
of-the husband she might have had,
but tho worth of the Income she
didn't get when she sues for a breach
of promise.
Blobs (at tho theatre) That chor
us girl on the end looks as" moau
she had something on her mind.
Blobs Well, sho certainly hasn't
much else on her.
Wlgg Sho doesn't seem to bo pop
ular, and yet sho Is as pretty as a
picture.
Wagg But sho Is usually in an
ugly frame of mind.
Usually when a man has out
stripped his childhood companions in
the race for position In life, he may
rest assured that they are evening up
matters by tolling people what a ham
ho used to bo at school.
Customer from tho Country
"Here, I've fetched my now wife up
- for to have her plcturo took.
Photographer Yes, sir. Full
length or bust?
Country Tho hull full length. If
tho machine busts I'll pay for it.
"Pa," said tho politician's little
boy, looking up from his book, "whrl
, iv -Is a 'nomesls'?"
"A 'nemesis,' my son," replied the
father wearily, "is a female offlc3
A' seeker that you foolishly 'promised to
assist.
"In tho piece wo play tonight tho
sceno was laid about tho time of tho
Bpanlsh war," explained Barns Tor
'mer. "Topp, and the eggs tho boys have
boon buyln' up was laid about the
same time," interrupted Stung Again.
Tho fashion notes toll us that the
woll-drossed woman this year will
wear short gloves, two veils and t-n
yards of corset laces. The prospect
is interesting.
"A microbe export says death lurks
in tho telephone," remarked a Coos
Bay physician's wife to her neigh
bor. "Profanity lurks in ours," camo
tho response, "I guess from tho lan
guage I heard Charlie using when
ho got out of bed at midnight to go
and hoar somoono say: 'This Is the
wrong number; ring off.' "
'It was llttlo Ethel's first visit to
church and tho sormon bad for Its
text, "As e sow, so shall ye reap."
But on her return home she could not
remember it, and in consequence was
chlded by her mother for being
stupid.
A fortnight later a seamstress
came to the house to do a day's
work. After watching her for a
while fashion old style garments Into
those that were tho vogue, Ethel sud
denly exclaimed:
"O mamma, I know now what the
preacher said. It was, "What you
sew In the winter you shall rip In the
summer.' "
A well known Coos Bay youngster
as studying the next day's lesson
at home the other day. The studying
was laborious as was indicated by
the drawl out and this was what was
overheard:
"Al-ways speak the truth and o-bey
your par-ents.
".Be gen-tle and qul-et. Never
slam the door and shout and scream
A-bout the house.
"At the ta-ble eat slow-ly; not in a
greed-y man-nor like a pig."
Suddenly the little one shut the
book with a portentous bang, and an
nounced with firmness and decision:
"I'm not going to let any old readei
boss me like that."
" Trials of the law.
Here at my roll top desk I sit and
bend mo o'er a legal tome and have
a pleasant sense, to-wit that I am
really quite at home. The peace we
cannot understand has claimed my
spirit more and more; I yield at last
to its demand I like the interesting
law. The steady drone of city streets
floats gently through my window
pane; if I look out my vision meets
the sunshine and blue sky again. I
much prefer these heavy books.
Hark someone enters at my door
a lovely lady, by her looks I like
the pretty, fluffy law.
"Ah pardon me," the lady says
"A legal question bothers me." But
all this time she does not raise her
heavy veil the least degree. Imagin
ation takes mo fast through fame,
romance, and fees galore ambition
realized at last!!! I like the frag
rant juicy law.
She adds, "I've just got a divorce
from Bill and now I want to know
when I can marry Jack? Of course
you understand how these things
go."
"Today," sigh I.
She says, "Your foe?" -
"One dollar:"
"Here I'm glad I saw your sign.
Good day."
Thus exit Sho.
I like tho heavy, dreary law. Tho
Green Bag.
HARMONY
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Our expert decorative specialist will
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nishings for your new home.
Write for particular,
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Furniture and Carpets
PORTLAND. OREGON
Singlt Rooms Furniihtd Tatttfully
We are right on the Job
when it comes to nerfection in
Laundry work, Thero is a cleanli
ness and scrupulous care about our
method of handling garments which
nover falls to pleaso our numerous
patrons. Laco curtains a specialty.
Wo solicit family work and promise
you the best results at tho least cost.
Give us one trial and you will be
convinced that wo "mako good,"
Coos Bay SteamLaundry
PHONE 571.
NOTICE IO DIDDERS.
Notice Is hereby given that sealed
bids will be received by the common
council of the city of Marshflold, Coos
county, Oregon, up to half past seven
o'clock in the afternoon of the 22d
day of December, 1908, for tho im
provement with sidewalk of tho fol
lowing streets, to-wit:
1. That portion of tho west sido
of Graham street from a point 10 feet
south of tho north line of California
avenue to the south lino of lot 25 of
block 52, in Railroad addition to
Marshfleld, Oregon.
2. That portion of the north side
of Washington avenue from a point
10 feet west of the east line of Bur
nett street to the cast line of Graham
street, In Railroad addition to Marsh
fleld, Oregon.
Said Improvements to be mado ac
cording to the plans and specifica
tions thereof on file in the office of
the city recorder and there open to
the Inspection of all persons interest
ed therein.
A certified check for five per cent
of the amount of bid must accompany
each bid, to be forfeited to the city
!u case bid is accepted and bidder
fails to enter into contract within
five days after such acceptance.
Dated this 9th day of December,
1908.
J. M. UPTON,
Recorder of said city of Marshflold.
SEASONABLE ADVICE.
Send home a bottle of Chamber
Iain's Cough Remedy tpday along
with your other household supplies.
It Is the best Investment you can
make at this season of the year, es
pecially If there are children in the
home. There is no better medicine
obtainable. It contains no opium or
other narcotics. , For Sale by JOHN
PREUSS.
NOTICE TO BIDDERS.
Notice is hereby g'ven that sealed
bids will be received by the common
council of the city of Marshfleld,
Coos county, Oregon, up to 7:30
o'clock in the afternoon of the 22d
t'ay of December, 1908, for the con
struction of sewers on that portion
of Baines from Coal Bank Slough to
the center of Washington avenue, and
that portion of Washington avenue
fiom the center of Baines street to
the east line of Graham street, in
Ratlroad addition to tho town of
Marshfleld, Coos county, Oregon, ac
cording to the plans and specifica
tion or said Improvement on file in
the office of the city recorder, and
there open to the Inspection, of all
I ersons interested therein.
A certified check for five per cent
i.f the amount of bid must accom
rany each bid, to be forfeited to the
city in case bid is accepted and bidder
falls to enter Into contract within
five days after such acceptance. .
Dated this 10th day of December,
1908. J. M. UPTON,
Recorder of said City of Marshfleld.
More people are taking Foley's
Kidney Remedy every year. It Is
considered to be the most effective
for kidney and bladder troubles that
medical science can devise. Foley's
Kidney Remedy corrects irregulari
ties, builds up worn out tissues and
restores lost vitality. It will make
you feel well and look well. For sale
ly RED CROSS PHARMACY, JOHN
PREUSS, Prop.
NOTICE.
In the District Court of the United
States for the ' District of Ore
gon: In the matter of PAUL STRAIN,
bankrupt: The undersigned will re
ceive sealed bids at his office, No. 7
First street, Portland, Oregon, up to
Saturday, December 12, 1908, at 12
o'clock, no6n, for the following de
scribed property belonging to said
estate In bankruptcy, to-wit: A
stock of clothing, shoes and ladies'
and gents' furnishing goods of the
inventory value of $11,446.30, to
;ether with a lot of store fixtures pf
the inventory value of $60, all locat-
od at Marshfleld, Coos county, Ore
gon.
Inventories of said property are
on file at the office of the under
signed and at tho office of the Board
of Trade, No. 106 Pino street, San
Francisco, California, and tho prop
eity may bo inspected upon applica
ion to Chas. Hussey, in chnrge at
Marshfleld. Cash or a certified check
for ten per cent of tho amount of
fered must accompany each bid and
said sale is mado subject to con
firmation by the court.
R. L. SABIN, Trustee
De-Witt's Carbolized Witch Hazel
Salvo is especially good for plies, but
It is also recommended nearly every
where for arythlng when a salve is
needed. It Is soothing, cooling and
healing. Bo sure to get DaWltt's
Witch H"tel Salve when you nak for
IL We sell and recommend It. Sold
by LOC1UIART & PARSONS.
FINANCIAL
First Trust & Savings Bank
5100,000 Capital, Fully Paid
STANDS FOR CONSERVATIVE BANKING
Pays Interest on Time and Savings Deposits
The officers and tho entire directorate are cltlzons of Marshfleld
and vicinity who own and control the capital stock Whose every
intorest and success mean!" tho success of this community. We
solicit your business and accounts.
DIRECTORS
JOHN S. COKE
STEPHEN C. ROGERS,
HENRY SENGSTACKEN,
M. C. HORTON,
WILLIAM GRIMES,
OFFICERS.
JNO. S. COKE, President. DORSBY KREITZER, Cashier.
M. C. HORTON, Vice President and Manager.
44ki,ih'!"K
I Flanagan &
Paid Up Capital and Undivided Profits 975,000
Assets 0er Half Million Dollars,
Does general banking business and draws on the Bank of Cali
fornia, San Francisco, Cal., First National Bank, Portland, Ore,,
First National Bank, Roseburg Ore., Hanover National Bank, New
York, N. M. Rothohild & Son, London, England.
Also sell exchange on nearly all tho principal cities of Europe.
Accounts kept subject to check, safe deposit lock boxes for rent
at 50 cents a month or $5 a year.
INTEREST PAID
WW4'
THE FIR.ST NATIONAL. BANK
OF COOS BAY
Strictly a Commercial Bank
Wells Fargo Nevada National Bank, San Francisco, Cal.
The United States National Bank, Portland, Ore.
The National Park Bank, New York, N. Y.
Draws
Draffs
The Corn Exchange
on
The Bank of Scotland,
Tire Credit Ljonnals,
In addition we draw drafts
Europe, Asia, Afrif", Australia, China, Japan, North, Centinl and
South America.
Personal and ccmmciclal accounts kept subject to check Certi
ficates of Deposits issued. Safe and Deposit Boxes for rent.
STE
t CALIFORNIA AND OREGON
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I steamer Alliance
U B. W. OLSON, Master.
COOS BAY AND PORTLAND-
J SAILS FROM PORTLAND SATURDAYS, 8 P. M.
SAILS FROM COOS BAY TUESDAYS, AT SERVICE OF TIDE.
F. P. Baumgartner, Agt. H. W. Skinner. Agt,
Couch St. Dock, Portland. Ore. Marshfleld, Ore., Phone 441
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Portland & Coos Bay S S. Line
S. S. BREAKWATER
Sails from AinsworthDockPortland, Wednesdays at 8 p.m
Sails from Ooos Bay Saturdays at Service of Tide.
SAILING BETWEEN SAN FRANCISCO AND COOS DAY, OAR.
KYJNG FREIGHT ANI COMBUSTIBLES ONLY.
L. W.
Phone Main-233 1
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Steamer
SAILS FROM COOS BAY FOR SAN FRANCISCO TUESDAY, DEr
CEMBER 1.
No reservation held after tho arrival of tho ship unless , ticket Is
bought. .
P. S. DOW, Agent,
m MARSH FIELD,
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Streamer
SSfV LUDVIG C1IRI8TENSEN, Uaater.
, , Saining for Dandon every Monday, For full lofrawuWoa. apt?
,, Chas Thom owner, or H, W. Sklnier, agent.
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Steamer Flyer
LAWHOHN & McCL'LLOCII,
Owners.
ive. Marshflold uve. North Beud
7:00 A. M.
8:45 '
10:45 "
1:00 P. M
2:30 "
4:00 "
7:45 A.
M.
10:05 "
11:15
1:40 P. M
3:15 '
5:00
Open for dinner Nights nml Sundayi
Tho FJjw Alunyti Lcuvi- ou TJm,
nlfin (iRAnF MrAT
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All our meats are tho ulioirept we can produce.
R. H. Nobler Tfib CITY MARKET Phone 1941
.C and FronC Streets,
Mi!VKlVJMu;,v:TT'" .vf .l.'jv.i w:-t.".ii
JNO. F. HALL,
W. S. CHANDLER,
DR. C. W. TOWER,
HORSEY KREITZER,
Bennett Bank
ON TIME DEPOSITS
National Bank, Chicago, 111.
London, England.
Paris, France,
on all nrlnclnn! Imnklmr centers In
MERS
COAS T STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
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Shaw Agt.
A. St. Pock
THE Dj
M. F. Plant i
OREGON
Wsihelmina
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MfcAMfcK FAVORITE f
Tun trlnfl (IhIIy hpllCPn llatwlnn nnrt
ComilUe connecting Ultli all iiriuflcjd
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Leaves Bandon . .0:45 a.m.
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S Leaves Coquillo ...4:00 p.m.
id Traelern learlnr; Marelillvld In Hie
Lrt rnnrnlnor rottnh Knnilnn nl nnnn UnnnU
"j morning reach DaiiilniiAl nnon, I'coplc
IS on ConnlllB rhertnnjinciid over three In
pi hours in Marshfleld ana reach homo the (V
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COQU1LLR RIVER TRANS- S
PORTATION CO. S
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Marshfleld, Oregon
BusinessKrectory "
' doctors. "
PvK, R. E. GOLDrx
oC,nn W,,d Sua
-.. joos building
Offlco hours:
10 t0 12 m.
2 to 5 and 7 to 8 ,
Phones;
0"" 'Q -Juu. 105
pv . A. C. BUR Roughs S
s Homeopathic Vhiskilxn
Chronic Diseases n o , '
ncldcncc and ofl.cc, L
WM"" ",rcc'Iarsl,nM.,
jyi. GEORGE W. Ln8l,nT
LJ OstcoputMc PhvHl,,..
Oraduato of American School , ..
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Phone 1611. m I" 'r
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TV- gijo. k. nix
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Now Fianagan BonB,u C
nesidence Phono 1655
D
". J. W. INGRAM
Physician nnd a. I
. Ofllco 20S.20 h" , , Tr
X'nones-omceie21: Residence l(!I
pK- A. h. HOUSEWOUTn
JS Phvsirlim a. ..1 c
Offices second floor of Flanagan i
Bennett Bank Building.
Office hours 2 to 4 p. m ; 7 to 8 p '
rmmu. wince, mi; UeMdence, Hi)
MRS. NETTIE HOVEL
Slidwifo
Obstetrical Vui-slng
Wlth-E W. Knmmorer Phone lnj
Lawyers.
I
H-..ICU. U.Clarke JatobJr.lTv
Lawrence A Lniwmr.i ",U
CLARKE, BLAKE &
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ATTORNEYS. A T-M T
United States Commissioner 0J
Trust Building. Marsbfleld On
J
'. W. BENNETT,
OfTIPM mrav T?1ah.. e . .
"" " iciuncau E tseenttiji
Bautr
Marshfleld,
Or(tlj
OKE & COKE,
Attorneys at Law.
Marshfleld. f,ree0J
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Miscellaneous
"" AV. MERCHANT,
- Does all kinds of house icfr
ing, All work guaranteed to be ml
insulated. " Phone 1033.
juursntlcld, Oregon. II
W;
8. TUHPEN
Architect.
1
Over Chamber of Commerce
MARSHF1ELD, ORE.
M.
RSHFIELD TURKISH RUMi
210-213 Coos Building.
Hours: Ladies, 10 a.m. to 6 pn,!
except Saturday Gents, 7 pnitol
i a. m.r except Friday. Phone 11(1 1
TURKISH BATH $1.00.
C. L. BUTTERFIELD, MM
p RIBBS & MASON
Photographers,
Coos Bay Monthlv Bidg.
ltUUimUHO 0. U1.4, 1
ninrslilleld, Oregoi
HOTELS
The LATTIN Hotel
Guy O. Lattin.
New and modern throughout. W
$1 per day, $0 per week. lVcc I
newly fiiruNhcri. Phone 2005,
Next to cor Sheridan and Queen An I
Marshfleld. Ore.
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Hunting, fishing, camping.
bathing the year around.
Beautiful Ten Mllo Lakes,
the snortsnien's paradise.
When you oomo to Ten MH.t
visit tho Ton Mile cafe, cot-
tnces, tents, boats, complete
camp ontflts for rent at rea- J
souable rates. In connection f
with tho cafe. Any size party
tnken care of. Call and see tat
I or phono your "ngagemenvj
I Phone local or ing distance.;
I It. II. REED. Prop,
I I,UEHII)R ORB.
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Temple (, Wifson
UND KM A KING .AHLORS4
Funeral supplies
In general.
Licensed embamer
with lady assistant.
South Broadway.
Telephones:
OFFICE 2101.
RESIDENCE 2103.
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