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- .wu-s i amm...,iwu , iJrJ.1'JJJ.lJi-i."J'" ;' ' THE DAILY COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD, OREGON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1908. :saK.'Sx. .srum wm j n m m n j . '(null II I lllltttt ItttlUt With the Toast and Tea! )iiiiiiiiiiimiiimninniiiiiii)iniiiiiiiiin i WSSS,fSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSXK ' GOOD EVEXIXG. X We follow, all of us, one flag. A ii It symbolizes our purposes and S H our aspirations; It represents ii ii what we believe and what we X H mean to maintain, and where- X X ver It floats, it Is the flag of the si X free and the hope of the oppres- X 1 sed, and wherever and when- X X ver it is assailed, at any sacri- X y flee It will be carried to a tri- X H umphant peace. - william Mckinley. Ilhynic Of The Dream Maker Man. Down near the end of a wandering lane, That runs 'round the cares of the day, "Where Conscience and Memory meet and explain Their quaint little quarrels away, A misty air castle sits back in the dusk Where brownies and hobgoblins dwell And this is the home Of a busy old gnome "Who Is making up dream things to sell My dear, The daintiest dream things to sell. He makes golden dreams out of wick ed men's sighs. He weaves on the thread of a hope The airiest fancies of pretty blue eyes, And patterns his work with a trope The breath of a rose and the blush of a wish Boiled down to the ghost of a bliss He wraps in a smile Every once in a while And calls it the dream of a kiss, Dear heart. The dream of an unborn kiss. Last night when I walked through the portals of sleep, And came to the weird little den, I looked in the place where the elf man should keep A dream that I buy now and then. TIs only the sweet, happy dream of a day Yet one that I wish may come true But I learned from the elf That you'd been there yourself, And he'd given my dream to you, Sweetheart, He'd given our dream to you. Selected. Most things will come your way If you go after them. Most people have too much of ono thing and too little of another. "A poor man's chances for becom ing rich," declared John Coke, "are as good as they ever were." "Yes," grunted Goss, "just about." "Whom does the baby resemble?" remarked an old friend of Arthur McKeown the other day and before Arthur could reply John Goss butted In with the remark, "It's yell takes after Its father's college." She Darling, would you lay down your life for me? He Gladly, dearest. She Then suppose you start right In by breaking the news of our en gagement to father. A little boy of eight years, attend ing school away from home, wrote a letter to his sister, from which the following extract is taken: "Wo had a spelling match in school today, and I spelled all the- boys down and won the Meddle." A Dover (Oklahoma) man sent a shirt to tho laundry and by mistako a woman's nlghtlo was returned to him. Ho looked her up, mingled his blushes with hers whllo exchanging the goods, and later married her. How's that for a lomautlc shirt tale In society circles?" Western Pub lisher. Captain Mngonn of the Hroakwator told a group of passengers on a re cent voyage that a sailor's life was a hard ono. "It Is not so hard as It used to bo befoio tho coming of steam," ho said, but It is still foarfully hard for all that. In fact, I novor heard of but ono man who had a decent o.xcuso for going to sea." "And who was he, captnin?" snld a Marahfluld man. "Noah," the captain answered. "For if the old fellow had ronmliiod on shoro he would havo boon drown ud." They woro talking about a mutual acquaintance in tho Saints and Sin- ner's corner of the Milllcoma when McKee remarked that it was too bad that he was suffering from an incur able disease. "No," said Harry Skinner, "I didn't know that. "What is the matter with him." "He suffers , from curvature of the stein," McKee replied. While great men and others are making more history ! By means of the usual secrets and mystery, The plain humble householder gets his hands blistery By chopping the wood for the fire While all through the starlighted night sounds the ringing Of harmony grand as the chorus is singing, The plain, humble householder still is by-jinging! He can't get the baby to sleep. Oh, work of the world that's so great in the viewing, From art down to politics, via some brewing, Oh, think not that you are the only thing doing There's a whole lot of chores right at home. ANON. "Ah, the stars!" she murmured. "The beautiful, beautiful stars!" He coughed as one who would say Yes, yes; but don't forget me." "The beautiful, beautiful stars!" she murmured. "O, the beautiful stars! Let's sit on the steps a few minutes before. I go in." She sat down forthwith and he beside her very close and in his manner a subtle declaration, It was I who took you to the show, and not the stars!" She laid her opera glasses in her lap, clasped her hands, rested her el bows on her Knees and her chin on her interlaced fingers and looked up, up at the stars. He moved a little closer. Mr. Scrabblegrass!" she cried, "Stop." "Stop what?" he asked. "You know what-" she answered. "You know very well!" And as she looked up at the stars again he gazed at her reproachfully, almost Indignantly, with a look that said, "Didn't I take you to the show?" "Ah, the stars!" she murmured. He made a disconsolate sound and sat awav. "Twinkling!" she murmured. "Twinkling " Ho made another disconsolate sound, louder in volume than the first, and sat still further away. "Mr. Scrabblegrass!" she implroed, looking pleadingly around at him, "Please!" "Please do not let us end a splen did evening by spoiling it like this!" "What have I done?" he grum bled. "I haven't been doing any thing, have I?" "Please, Mr. Scrabblegrass! For my sake! There are better, higher, nobler things, you know. Don't let's bo silly, but let us look at the stars," sho whispered. "Tho wonderful, wonderful stars!" Ho put his hands upon his knees and together they looked at the stars; sho with an expression of ec stacy, and ho with a dark and moody look. "Tho stars !" sho whispered. But as for him, he simply sat there and looked like one of tho family pets when another of tho family pets is being fed. "There Is Mercury?" sho whisp ered. See? Over there?" Sho pointed, but he made no sign. "Do you see it?" sho asked. "No," ho muttered. "Right where I'm pointing!" she cried. "Over that brick chimney?" ho de manded. "No, no. Como and look!" Ho moved over and was placing his head against her shoulder to squint nlong tho line of her out stretched arm, when ho suddenly drow back. "Ho," he laughed bitterly; "I for got." "I don't mind, Mr. Scrabblegrass, Bho earnestly assured him. "It Isn't as If it's just in tho Interest of sci ence, you know." The Plot Regius. Ho placed his head against hor shoulder again and lookod at Mer cury. Ho was still so employed when his eyes tell upon her opora glassos as thoy luy in her lap. "Did you over see the rings around Mercury?" lie asked. "No," sho cried. "Did you?" "Onto through a pair of opora glasses. If we only had a pair " "Why, Mr. Scrabblegrnsss," she cried, in suppressed excitement, "hero nro mine." He placed them to his eyes and instantly a great sigh of pleasure and satisfaction smote the listening air of night. "Can you see them?" she cried "Can you really see them, Mr. Scrab blegrass?" "Oh, beautiful!" he .exclaimed. "Beautiful! Here!" She took the glasses with pretty little noises of anticipation, which faded away and gradually died. "See them?" he asked. "Why, no," she lamented. "You're not looking in the right place." He moved the glasses slight ly. "See them now?" "No-o-o-o." He took the glasses and looked himself, and another cry of rapture awoke the sleeping echoes. "You don't look in the right place," he scolded her. "Here, we'll both look through at once. You close your right eye and I'll shut my left and now " She brought her rosy little face very, very near. , "I can't see anything," she com plained. "You aren't close enough," he scolded her. "You aren't close enough. Now!" "I I think I see " she breathed. And after they had sat there a long time just in the interest of science an astronomical voice sud denly exclaimed: "Why, Mr. Scrabblegrass!" Swapping compliments is a good deal like swapping green goods. Our follies give the doctors a chance to make experiments at our expense. The wife of a shiftless man always has an excuse for him. He means well. Occasionally the world loves a lover, but more often it sympathizes with him. Advice as to how to get rich Is about as cheap and profitless as the other kind of advice. POET'S CORXEE. Mary's Cnrt. Mary had a horseless cart. Run by gasoline, you know; And everywhere that Mary went That smell was sure to go. She headed it for school one day Her mother said she must; But why was Mary an hour late? Alas, a tire burst! W. M. LAWLOR. "Oh, I can't thread this needle, ma," Was little Susie's cry; "Just as the thread is going through, The needle winks Its eye." IMPATIENT. If an S and an I an O and a U, With an X at the end spell Su, And an E and a Y and an E spell I, Pray what is a speller to do? Then If also an S and an I and a G And a H E D spell side, There's nothing much left for a spell- ' to do But go commit siouxeyeslghed! ED. KAMMERER. Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle; The cow jumped over the sky I mean that she tried but the poor brute shied As a flying machine passed by. FRANK PARSONS. We may live without poetry, music and art, We may live without conscience and live without heart We may live without friends, we may live without fads; But business today cannot live with out ads. GEO. GOODRUM. I am sitting In the gloaming And there's twilight in the air I am sitting in the gloaning But I'd rather have a chair. JACK FLANAGAN. "Such stupidity!" said old Hippo, "Is enough to make one holler; I just had to laugh When the spotted giraffe Said he'd loan me his high linen collar." W. F. McKEE "What is a cannibal, pa?" Asked little Harry Dann. "A cannibal Is one, m' boy, Who loves his fellow man." GEO. E. DIX. DANCES AT KINK every Tues day and Saturday evening. SAVE FIVE per cent on your moat bills by purchasing a coupon book from tho SANITARY MARKET. GRAND .MASQUERADE BALL at Knights of Finland Hall, Marshfleld, November 21, 190S. FINANCIAL 'Vfft rmii9 imvaxiyjMixr, 1 STRENGTH in a bank lies, first, in the ability and experience of Its officers, "The men behind the gun;" second, its board of directors who ad vise with and direct the officers; and third, the Capital. LIBERALITY In a bank Is its Trllllngnes3 to furnish funds to depositors to assist them in carrying on their legitimate busJ ness. Our motto is. 'STRONG AXD LIBERA! Look us up and if you find uf do serving, give us your business. First Trust and Savings Bank OF COOS BAY Capital Fully Paid $ 100,000.00 Officers nud Directors. John S. Coke, Pres. William Grimes, W. S. Chandler, S. C. Rogers, Henry Sengstacken, Dr. C. W. Tower, Dorsey Kreltzer, cashier. Judge John F. Hall. M. C. Horton, Vice pres.-manager. fr - t'4a' - : - Flanagan & Bennett Baiftk MARSHFIELD, OREGON. Paid Up Capital nnd Undivided Profits S75.000 Assets Over Half Million Dollars. Does a general banking business and draws on the Bank of Cali fornia, San Francisco, Cal., First National Bank, Portland, Ore., First National Bank, Roseburg Ore., Hanover National Bank, New York, N. M. Rothchlld & Son, London, England. Also sell exchange on nearly all the principal cities of Europe. Accounts kPDt subject to check, safe deposit lock boxes for rent at 50 cents a month or ?5 a year. INTEREST PAID ON TIME DEPOSITS 0 - K$ - - n - K - - a - - a - nn - - - a - tt - tt - :: The First National Bank of Coos Bay, Marshfie!d,Or. Strictly a commercial bank. Draws drafts on the Wells Fargo Nevada National Bank, San Francisco, Cal. Draws drafts on The United States National Bank, Portland, Ore. Draws drafts on The Commerce Exchange National Bank, Chi cago, 111. Draws drafts on The National Park Bank, New York, N. Y. Draws drafts on The Bank of Scotland, London, England. Draws drafts on The Credit Lyonnais, Paris, France. In addition we draw drafts on all principal banking centers in Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, China, Japan, North, Central and South America. Personal and commercial accounts kept subject to check certi ficates of deposits issued. Safe STEAMERS 0ALD7ORXIA AND OREGON COAST STEAMSHIP COMPANY. I Steamer Alliance ? II. W. OLSON, JIaster. COOS BAY AND PORTLAND SAILS FROM PORTLAND SATURDAYS, 8 P. M. SAILS FROM COOS BAY TUESDAYS, AT SERVICE OF TIDE. F. P. Baumgartner, Agt. H. W. Skinner. Agt, Couch St. Dock, Portland. Ore. Marshfleld, Ore., Phone 441 4-fr-IxKi'X;-44"t- : 0 ! 5ESEEa5E5H5H5E52SHSE53ac525H5HraHe525E Portland & Coos So s Sails from Portland Wednesday at 8 p. m. Sails from Coos Bay Saturdays at Service of Tide. S. S. CZARINA SAILING BETWEEN SAX FRAXCISCO AXD COOS BAY, CAR. HYING FREIGHT AND COMBUSTIBLES ONLY. L. W. Phone Main 233 ! SAILS FROM SAX FRAXCISCO, AT 2- P. M. EVERY TUESDAY FROM COOS BAY EVERY FRIDAY AT SERVICE OF THE TIDE. TIDE. No reservation held nfter the arrival of tho ship unless ticket la bouuht. F. S. DOW, Agent, MARSHFIELD, OREGON feS2S25E5aSS5H52S2SE5aS25a5HS25E5aaS25a5HSE5a5aSE5E5pSIIEZb'H5HSHS25Er3; ,-, I... I.. ! - ! - ; - Sieamer Wilhelmma liUDVIG CHRISTEXSEN, Master. Sailing for Bandon every Monday. For full information, apply Chas Thorn owner, or H. W. Skinner, agent. H: i i ..i.. .! I. -,! ,.. - it ALERT" Captain O. E. Edwards. Time-Table. Leaves Allegany, dally at 7 a. m. Returning Leaves Marshfleld 2 p. m. For terms of charter, towing, transportation or freight, apply on board. C. E EDWARDS. Owner. HIGH GRADF Ml FATS The O,,or of eood roast beef however f I IIVJ1 i VJIrlL IViLrt I O appetising, can onlv be suggestive of i the delicious taste and flavor that goes with every piece of meat we Bell. T All our meats are the choicest we can produce. R. H. Noble-- -The CITY MARKET Phone 1941 j C and Front Streets, Marshfield, Oregon I a'H - H - h 'i - - - a - K - n - a - K - - K - - - - K - and Deposit Boxes for rent. t t t Bay S S. Line A!FATER Shaw, Agt. A. St. Dock THE rd H .l . . ! - ,1-4 -! - '1' I ! .. .. - - 0 r?? T7 17? 5? r? iTP en ca S3 ra rr era en c-3 m n ...uw.juuijt-j STEAMER FAVORITE Two trips dally between llamlon and Conuille connecting with all Marshfleld trains. Leaves Bandon . ..0:45a.m. . -" . -M ' Uf . . . .Ml fj, in. Ln TrfArwi fnnullln O.IKa .. jfl Leaves Coquillo ...4:00p.m. 0 rJ Traelors leavinc Mnrshiield in the P fQ mornlus reach Bandon at noon. People fJJ I,, ouloquillt river can trend over tlireo in pi hours in Marslilield and reach home the f" " same day. Sj S COQU1LLE RIVER TRANS- ffl 0 PORTATION CO. H 5SESHS7S2S"di,rl5H5?JJ?Jc2S?JBHSZ'iH5p Business Directory Doctors. DR, II. E. GOLDEN Physician and Surgcon 202-03 Coos building. Office hours: io to 12 ra 2 to 5 and 7 to 8 p.0. Phones: Office 1051 Residence 2351. T-N R. A. C. BURROUGHS LS Homeopathic Physician Chronic Diseases a Specialty Residence and nfllm n , Second Streets, MarshfleM . ' '"'"" v ma n R. GEORGE W. LESLTTC J-X Osteopathic Physicb Graduate of American School of n., Office Hours: 9 a. m. to d m ntv. Appointment. Offlceov7rIFJm KJiiTS Phone .1611. Marshal nn GEO. E. DEC ' Physician and Surgeox New Flanagan & Bennett Bank Bid, 'Phone 1CS1 D" J. W. IXGRAM PIlVKlnlnn n.,,1 O "" uu ourgron. Office 208-200 Coos HuIMIm Phones Office 1G21: Residence 162 DR- V. L. HOUSEWORTIT Physician and Surgeon. Offices second floor of Flanagan & Bennett Bank Building. Residence, two blocks north oi Crystal Theater. Office Pbani 1431. Residence Phone 656. M RS. NETTIE HOVEL Midwife Obstetrical Nursing With E. W. Kammerer Phone UU Lawyers. Francis H. Clarke jacob M. uuii Lawrence A Llljequlst GLARKE, BLAKE & LILJEQVIST, ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW United States Commissioner's Oilct Trust Bulldins. Marshfleld, Ore. T. W. BENNETT, Office over Flanagan & BenntU Bank Marshfleld, . Orcvoi -"OKE & COKE, " Attorneys at Law. ftlarshfleld, Oregon. Miscellaneous w. TURPEN Architect. Over Chamber of Commerce MARSHFIELD, ORE. MARSIIFIE1 210-21J ARSIIFIELD TURKISH BAIHS 13 Coos Building. '" Hour3: Ladies, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m, except Saturday Gents, 7 p.m. t 1 a. m., except Friday. Phone 2141. TURKISH BATH 1.00. C. L. BUTTERFIELD, Prop, C RIBBS & MASOX Photographers. Coos Bay Monthly Bldg. Telephone No. 01 T, Mnrshfleld, OregOJ. HOTELS The LATTIN Hotel Guy O. Lattin. New and modern throughout. Rate 1 per day, $0 per week. Itco uauu, gy Next to cor Sheridan and Queen Are. SJ Marshfleld, Oro. ESESEST Hunting, fishing, camping, bathing the year around. Beautiful Ten Mile Lakes, tho sportsmen's paradise. When you come to Ten Mile visit the Ten Mile cafe, cot tages, tents, boats, complete camp outfits for rent at rea sonable rates. In connection with the cafe. Any size party taken care of. Call and see u or phone your engagement. Phone local or long distance. R. n. REED, Prop, fl T.A-ifTsrnTC. ORE. N rSSHSE5ESrlSZ5ZS?5rlSHSH52SSHSa2 it TrADCUriCin HfYTFI. JffJ 1V1 Corner 'A' and Third Btreet 'A Board and Lodging. Per day.. $1.00 Per Week..$6-W-Mealu 25c. R. MILLER, Proprietor. . Steamer Flyer LAWHOKN McClLLUt". Owners. j ve. Marshfield Lve. North BewJ 7.45 A. M. 7:00 A. M. .8:45 10:45 1:00 P. 2:30 10:05 " 11:15 " l;45 P. 3:15 " 5:00 " M 4:00 Open for Chnrter Nights and Sun&J Tho Flyer Always Leaves on Tin '"IjUujAi jj t-" . J. - -JfV.' -1 K - '