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THE DAILY COOS BAY TIMES. MARSHFIELD, OREGON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 1908.
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GOOD EVEXIXG.
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william Mckinley.
Ilhynic Of The Dream Maker Man.
Down near the end of a wandering
lane,
That runs 'round the cares of the
day,
"Where Conscience and Memory meet
and explain
Their quaint little quarrels away,
A misty air castle sits back in the
dusk
Where brownies and hobgoblins
dwell
And this is the home
Of a busy old gnome
"Who Is making up dream things to
sell
My dear,
The daintiest dream things to sell.
He makes golden dreams out of wick
ed men's sighs.
He weaves on the thread of a hope
The airiest fancies of pretty blue
eyes,
And patterns his work with a trope
The breath of a rose and the blush of
a wish
Boiled down to the ghost of a bliss
He wraps in a smile
Every once in a while
And calls it the dream of a kiss,
Dear heart.
The dream of an unborn kiss.
Last night when I walked through
the portals of sleep,
And came to the weird little den,
I looked in the place where the elf
man should keep
A dream that I buy now and then.
TIs only the sweet, happy dream of
a day
Yet one that I wish may come
true
But I learned from the elf
That you'd been there yourself,
And he'd given my dream to you,
Sweetheart,
He'd given our dream to you.
Selected.
Most things will come your way
If you go after them.
Most people have too much of ono
thing and too little of another.
"A poor man's chances for becom
ing rich," declared John Coke, "are
as good as they ever were."
"Yes," grunted Goss, "just about."
"Whom does the baby resemble?"
remarked an old friend of Arthur
McKeown the other day and before
Arthur could reply John Goss butted
In with the remark, "It's yell takes
after Its father's college."
She Darling, would you lay down
your life for me?
He Gladly, dearest.
She Then suppose you start right
In by breaking the news of our en
gagement to father.
A little boy of eight years, attend
ing school away from home, wrote a
letter to his sister, from which the
following extract is taken:
"Wo had a spelling match in school
today, and I spelled all the- boys
down and won the Meddle."
A Dover (Oklahoma) man sent a
shirt to tho laundry and by mistako a
woman's nlghtlo was returned to him.
Ho looked her up, mingled his
blushes with hers whllo exchanging
the goods, and later married her.
How's that for a lomautlc shirt tale
In society circles?" Western Pub
lisher. Captain Mngonn of the Hroakwator
told a group of passengers on a re
cent voyage that a sailor's life was a
hard ono.
"It Is not so hard as It used to bo
befoio tho coming of steam," ho said,
but It is still foarfully hard for all
that. In fact, I novor heard of but
ono man who had a decent o.xcuso for
going to sea."
"And who was he, captnin?" snld a
Marahfluld man.
"Noah," the captain answered.
"For if the old fellow had ronmliiod
on shoro he would havo boon drown
ud." They woro talking about a mutual
acquaintance in tho Saints and Sin-
ner's corner of the Milllcoma when
McKee remarked that it was too bad
that he was suffering from an incur
able disease. "No," said Harry
Skinner, "I didn't know that. "What
is the matter with him." "He suffers
, from curvature of the stein," McKee
replied.
While great men and others
are
making more history
! By means of the usual secrets and
mystery,
The plain humble householder gets
his hands blistery
By chopping the wood for the fire
While all through the starlighted
night sounds the ringing
Of harmony grand as the chorus is
singing,
The plain, humble householder still
is by-jinging!
He can't get the baby to sleep.
Oh, work of the world that's so great
in the viewing,
From art down to politics, via some
brewing,
Oh, think not that you are the only
thing doing
There's a whole lot of chores right
at home.
ANON.
"Ah, the stars!" she murmured.
"The beautiful, beautiful stars!"
He coughed as one who would say
Yes, yes; but don't forget me."
"The beautiful, beautiful stars!"
she murmured. "O, the beautiful
stars! Let's sit on the steps a few
minutes before. I go in."
She sat down forthwith and he
beside her very close and in his
manner a subtle declaration, It was
I who took you to the show, and not
the stars!"
She laid her opera glasses in her
lap, clasped her hands, rested her el
bows on her Knees and her chin on
her interlaced fingers and looked up,
up at the stars. He moved a little
closer.
Mr. Scrabblegrass!" she cried,
"Stop."
"Stop what?" he asked.
"You know what-" she answered.
"You know very well!"
And as she looked up at the stars
again he gazed at her reproachfully,
almost Indignantly, with a look that
said, "Didn't I take you to the
show?"
"Ah, the stars!" she murmured.
He made a disconsolate sound and
sat awav.
"Twinkling!" she murmured.
"Twinkling "
Ho made another disconsolate
sound, louder in volume than the
first, and sat still further away.
"Mr. Scrabblegrass!" she implroed,
looking pleadingly around at him,
"Please!"
"Please do not let us end a splen
did evening by spoiling it like this!"
"What have I done?" he grum
bled. "I haven't been doing any
thing, have I?"
"Please, Mr. Scrabblegrass! For
my sake! There are better, higher,
nobler things, you know. Don't let's
bo silly, but let us look at the stars,"
sho whispered. "Tho wonderful,
wonderful stars!"
Ho put his hands upon his knees
and together they looked at the
stars; sho with an expression of ec
stacy, and ho with a dark and moody
look.
"Tho stars !" sho whispered.
But as for him, he simply sat there
and looked like one of tho family pets
when another of tho family pets is
being fed.
"There Is Mercury?" sho whisp
ered. See? Over there?"
Sho pointed, but he made no sign.
"Do you see it?" sho asked.
"No," ho muttered.
"Right where I'm pointing!" she
cried.
"Over that brick chimney?" ho de
manded. "No, no. Como and look!"
Ho moved over and was placing
his head against her shoulder to
squint nlong tho line of her out
stretched arm, when ho suddenly
drow back.
"Ho," he laughed bitterly; "I for
got." "I don't mind, Mr. Scrabblegrass,
Bho earnestly assured him. "It Isn't
as If it's just in tho Interest of sci
ence, you know."
The Plot Regius.
Ho placed his head against hor
shoulder again and lookod at Mer
cury. Ho was still so employed when
his eyes tell upon her opora glassos
as thoy luy in her lap.
"Did you over see the rings around
Mercury?" lie asked.
"No," sho cried. "Did you?"
"Onto through a pair of opora
glasses. If we only had a pair "
"Why, Mr. Scrabblegrnsss," she
cried, in suppressed excitement,
"hero nro mine."
He placed them to his eyes and
instantly a great sigh of pleasure and
satisfaction smote the listening air
of night.
"Can you see them?" she cried
"Can you really see them, Mr. Scrab
blegrass?" "Oh, beautiful!" he .exclaimed.
"Beautiful! Here!"
She took the glasses with pretty
little noises of anticipation, which
faded away and gradually died.
"See them?" he asked.
"Why, no," she lamented.
"You're not looking in the right
place." He moved the glasses slight
ly. "See them now?"
"No-o-o-o."
He took the glasses and looked
himself, and another cry of rapture
awoke the sleeping echoes.
"You don't look in the right
place," he scolded her. "Here, we'll
both look through at once. You
close your right eye and I'll shut my
left and now "
She brought her rosy little face
very, very near. ,
"I can't see anything," she com
plained. "You aren't close enough," he
scolded her. "You aren't close
enough. Now!"
"I I think I see " she
breathed.
And after they had sat there a
long time just in the interest of
science an astronomical voice sud
denly exclaimed:
"Why, Mr. Scrabblegrass!"
Swapping compliments is a good
deal like swapping green goods.
Our follies give the doctors a
chance to make experiments at our
expense.
The wife of a shiftless man always
has an excuse for him. He means
well.
Occasionally the world loves a
lover, but more often it sympathizes
with him.
Advice as to how to get rich Is
about as cheap and profitless as the
other kind of advice.
POET'S CORXEE.
Mary's Cnrt.
Mary had a horseless cart.
Run by gasoline, you know;
And everywhere that Mary went
That smell was sure to go.
She headed it for school one day
Her mother said she must;
But why was Mary an hour late?
Alas, a tire burst!
W. M. LAWLOR.
"Oh, I can't thread this needle, ma,"
Was little Susie's cry;
"Just as the thread is going through,
The needle winks Its eye."
IMPATIENT.
If an S and an I an O and a U,
With an X at the end spell Su,
And an E and a Y and an E spell I,
Pray what is a speller to do?
Then If also an S and an I and a G
And a H E D spell side,
There's nothing much left for a spell-
' to do
But go commit siouxeyeslghed!
ED. KAMMERER.
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the
fiddle;
The cow jumped over the sky
I mean that she tried but the poor
brute shied
As a flying machine passed by.
FRANK PARSONS.
We may live without poetry, music
and art,
We may live without conscience and
live without heart
We may live without friends, we may
live without fads;
But business today cannot live with
out ads.
GEO. GOODRUM.
I am sitting In the gloaming
And there's twilight in the air
I am sitting in the gloaning
But I'd rather have a chair.
JACK FLANAGAN.
"Such stupidity!" said old Hippo,
"Is enough to make one holler;
I just had to laugh
When the spotted giraffe
Said he'd loan me his high linen
collar."
W. F. McKEE
"What is a cannibal, pa?"
Asked little Harry Dann.
"A cannibal Is one, m' boy,
Who loves his fellow man."
GEO. E. DIX.
DANCES AT KINK every Tues
day and Saturday evening.
SAVE FIVE per cent on your moat
bills by purchasing a coupon book
from tho SANITARY MARKET.
GRAND .MASQUERADE BALL at
Knights of Finland Hall, Marshfleld,
November 21, 190S.
FINANCIAL
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STRENGTH
in a bank lies, first, in the ability and experience of Its officers,
"The men behind the gun;" second, its board of directors who ad
vise with and direct the officers; and third, the Capital.
LIBERALITY In a bank Is its Trllllngnes3 to furnish funds to
depositors to assist them in carrying on their legitimate busJ
ness. Our motto is.
'STRONG AXD LIBERA! Look us up and if you find uf do
serving, give us your business.
First Trust and Savings Bank
OF COOS BAY
Capital Fully Paid $ 100,000.00
Officers nud Directors.
John S. Coke, Pres. William Grimes,
W. S. Chandler, S. C. Rogers,
Henry Sengstacken, Dr. C. W. Tower,
Dorsey Kreltzer, cashier. Judge John F. Hall.
M. C. Horton, Vice pres.-manager.
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Flanagan & Bennett Baiftk
MARSHFIELD, OREGON.
Paid Up Capital nnd Undivided Profits S75.000
Assets Over Half Million Dollars.
Does a general banking business and draws on the Bank of Cali
fornia, San Francisco, Cal., First National Bank, Portland, Ore.,
First National Bank, Roseburg Ore., Hanover National Bank, New
York, N. M. Rothchlld & Son, London, England.
Also sell exchange on nearly all the principal cities of Europe.
Accounts kPDt subject to check, safe deposit lock boxes for rent
at 50 cents a month or ?5 a year.
INTEREST PAID ON TIME DEPOSITS
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The First National Bank of Coos Bay, Marshfie!d,Or.
Strictly a commercial bank. Draws drafts on the Wells Fargo
Nevada National Bank, San Francisco, Cal.
Draws drafts on The United States National Bank, Portland, Ore.
Draws drafts on The Commerce Exchange National Bank, Chi
cago, 111.
Draws drafts on The National Park Bank, New York, N. Y.
Draws drafts on The Bank of Scotland, London, England.
Draws drafts on The Credit Lyonnais, Paris, France.
In addition we draw drafts on all principal banking centers in
Europe, Asia, Africa, Australia, China, Japan, North, Central and
South America.
Personal and commercial accounts kept subject to check certi
ficates of deposits issued. Safe
STEAMERS
0ALD7ORXIA AND OREGON COAST STEAMSHIP COMPANY.
I Steamer Alliance
? II. W. OLSON, JIaster.
COOS BAY AND PORTLAND
SAILS FROM PORTLAND SATURDAYS, 8 P. M.
SAILS FROM COOS BAY TUESDAYS, AT SERVICE OF TIDE.
F. P. Baumgartner, Agt. H. W. Skinner. Agt,
Couch St. Dock, Portland. Ore. Marshfleld, Ore., Phone 441
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Sails from Portland Wednesday at 8 p. m.
Sails from Coos Bay Saturdays at Service of Tide.
S. S. CZARINA
SAILING BETWEEN SAX FRAXCISCO AXD COOS BAY, CAR.
HYING FREIGHT AND COMBUSTIBLES ONLY.
L. W.
Phone Main 233 !
SAILS FROM SAX FRAXCISCO, AT 2- P. M. EVERY TUESDAY
FROM COOS BAY EVERY FRIDAY AT SERVICE OF THE TIDE.
TIDE.
No reservation held nfter the arrival of tho ship unless ticket la
bouuht.
F. S. DOW, Agent,
MARSHFIELD, OREGON
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Sieamer Wilhelmma
liUDVIG CHRISTEXSEN, Master.
Sailing for Bandon every Monday. For full information, apply
Chas Thorn owner, or H. W. Skinner, agent.
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Captain O. E. Edwards.
Time-Table.
Leaves Allegany, dally at 7 a. m.
Returning Leaves Marshfleld 2
p. m.
For terms of charter, towing,
transportation or freight, apply on
board.
C. E EDWARDS. Owner.
HIGH GRADF Ml FATS The O,,or of eood roast beef however f
I IIVJ1 i VJIrlL IViLrt I O appetising, can onlv be suggestive of i
the delicious taste and flavor that goes with every piece of meat we Bell. T
All our meats are the choicest we can produce.
R. H. Noble-- -The CITY MARKET Phone 1941 j
C and Front Streets, Marshfield, Oregon I
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STEAMER FAVORITE
Two trips dally between llamlon and
Conuille connecting with all Marshfleld
trains.
Leaves Bandon . ..0:45a.m.
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jfl Leaves Coquillo ...4:00p.m. 0
rJ Traelors leavinc Mnrshiield in the P
fQ mornlus reach Bandon at noon. People fJJ
I,, ouloquillt river can trend over tlireo in
pi hours in Marslilield and reach home the f"
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Business Directory
Doctors.
DR, II. E. GOLDEN
Physician and Surgcon
202-03 Coos building.
Office hours: io to 12 ra
2 to 5 and 7 to 8 p.0.
Phones:
Office 1051 Residence 2351.
T-N R. A. C. BURROUGHS
LS Homeopathic Physician
Chronic Diseases a Specialty
Residence and nfllm n ,
Second Streets, MarshfleM
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R. GEORGE W. LESLTTC
J-X Osteopathic Physicb
Graduate of American School of n.,
Office Hours: 9 a. m. to d m ntv.
Appointment. Offlceov7rIFJm KJiiTS
Phone .1611. Marshal
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GEO. E. DEC
' Physician and Surgeox
New Flanagan & Bennett Bank Bid,
'Phone 1CS1
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J. W. IXGRAM
PIlVKlnlnn n.,,1 O
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Office 208-200 Coos HuIMIm
Phones Office 1G21: Residence 162
DR-
V. L. HOUSEWORTIT
Physician and Surgeon.
Offices second floor of Flanagan &
Bennett Bank Building.
Residence, two blocks north oi
Crystal Theater. Office Pbani
1431. Residence Phone 656.
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RS. NETTIE HOVEL
Midwife
Obstetrical Nursing
With E. W. Kammerer Phone UU
Lawyers.
Francis H. Clarke jacob M. uuii
Lawrence A Llljequlst
GLARKE, BLAKE &
LILJEQVIST,
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
United States Commissioner's Oilct
Trust Bulldins. Marshfleld, Ore.
T. W. BENNETT,
Office over Flanagan & BenntU
Bank
Marshfleld, . Orcvoi
-"OKE & COKE,
" Attorneys at Law.
ftlarshfleld,
Oregon.
Miscellaneous
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TURPEN
Architect.
Over Chamber of Commerce
MARSHFIELD, ORE.
MARSIIFIE1
210-21J
ARSIIFIELD TURKISH BAIHS
13 Coos Building. '"
Hour3: Ladies, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m,
except Saturday Gents, 7 p.m. t
1 a. m., except Friday. Phone 2141.
TURKISH BATH 1.00.
C. L. BUTTERFIELD, Prop,
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RIBBS & MASOX
Photographers.
Coos Bay Monthly Bldg.
Telephone No. 01 T,
Mnrshfleld, OregOJ.
HOTELS
The LATTIN Hotel
Guy O. Lattin.
New and modern throughout. Rate
1 per day, $0 per week. Itco uauu, gy
Next to cor Sheridan and Queen Are. SJ
Marshfleld, Oro.
ESESEST
Hunting, fishing, camping,
bathing the year around.
Beautiful Ten Mile Lakes,
tho sportsmen's paradise.
When you come to Ten Mile
visit the Ten Mile cafe, cot
tages, tents, boats, complete
camp outfits for rent at rea
sonable rates. In connection
with the cafe. Any size party
taken care of. Call and see u
or phone your engagement.
Phone local or long distance.
R. n. REED, Prop, fl
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Board and Lodging.
Per day.. $1.00 Per Week..$6-W-Mealu
25c.
R. MILLER, Proprietor. .
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Owners.
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