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GON, FEBRUARY 23, 1877
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Right at Last.
OifYonraelf a Little.
9tood back, and trying to look iu ma
A Valuable Discovery.
A Model Maiden.
t the sign,
steadfastly gazed ’ at
There is*« true humor in the following
Yesterday morning a stranger from up
The diet! nguisbing features of the palm
The other day I received information
A rich find is that ui tue United States
’Tis not xlonq that she is fair
he said, in a dramatic, deep-toned voic<|
lakes entered a saloon on Larned steamer Gattytbarg, of a reef of coral off
And bath a wealth of golden hair;
“Young man, you will never amonij
old gentleman in a large house. He had tion. It is f< and where moisture is pres street and invited three men to drink the coast of dpaiu. The existence of the
’Tis riot that she can play aud sing. -
to anything"—I uearly^lid off the chai now in R mie with her son, was to go to
servants arid everything he wanted, yet ent. It flour shes most in proportion to with him. When they had turned their reef had hitherto been entirely unsus
at this dread sepulchral announcement
To charm a critic or a king;
mosaic factory. The Empress did not he was noth happy, and when tilings did t le cultivate n bestowed upon it. Its glasses up he a$ked what was to pay, pected, but this is not strauge when it is
but was restored to consciousness by heal
’Tis not that she is gentle,kind,
not go as ibe wished, he was very cross. great characteristic is a stu ly, persistent, and the barkeeper said it was ten cents considered that ^found ngs at a point
ing him aild, after an awful pause—“ui} come until 1:30 o’clock. Not only her
Aud yrears no clilgnou huge, behind,
s rises higher apiece. '
At lastJiisHservants left him. Quite out upward grow ‘
twenty miles to the westward are .only
less you reform some bad faults.”
Nor High-heeled boot, nor corset laced
of temper, ||ie went to a neighbor with a and higher. It grows as long
long as as it lives, “All right. Four times ten are fifty- found at the great depth of 16,500 feet,
sfiow her slenderness of waist;
^nd there is a singulars!elasticity in
six, ^nd here’s the cash,” responded the and at 12,000 feet betweei^the eastern
press of France for over twenty yea^s. story of hii distresses.
off on W Y ear’s, but the sign brouglA
’Tis rtottliat she can talk with case
“It seeing to me,” said the neighbor, sa fibre. Though heavy weights maybe msn.
8he was then in the full brilliancy of her
border of the reef and Cape Vincent off
back my resolve and I, with difficulty
On w|ell-nigh any theme you please;
The saloon-keeper didn't want to take the southern coast of Portugal.
'twould be well for j&ou to sung on it : n draw it down to earth, it
beauty, a young wife, a young mother, a gaciously,
’Tie ot that she can row, and ride,
has an eitrao *dinary power of asserting but forty cents, but the stranger insisted coral beds of the Mediterranean have
young Empress. Through all the inter oil yourselF a little,”
“The principal trouble is that you spenu
And lo a dozen things beside;
its heavenwa d tendency. And then its that the bill was fifty-six, pabkit and given employment and lucrative profits
‘ To oil myself?”
vening years of her graudeur and vicissi
mouey too freely; you have neveft
“Yes; aq’J I i will explain. Some time urm is singu arly beautiful and noble— went off happy. He returned in Ralf an to the Italians for centuries, >au are
The eaeons why I love Miss Brown
tudes, 1 have never lost the memory of
managed to save a cent.”
its tall stem gracefully and continuously hour, and as he re-entered the place the carefully protected by tha government,
ago ona of she doors
Are jat ehe never wears a frown,
Now here the Professor was wrongS her rare beauty. .Whenever I have thought Nobody, tnsrefore, liked to go in or out
rising withou: branch«», and its canopy of proprietor remarked:
w K«'i Nc’eit sulks, or pouts, or mopes, or frets,
of her during these last years, I have pic
being divided info ten patches, only one
here was where he was misled by appearg
“Ah, I thought you would soon dis- of which is peimi:ted to be worked each
Or fusses about “styles" or '•nets;"
tured her as a quiet, handsome, melan by it. Ouq day I oiled its hinge?, and it leathery leav is at the summit spreading
anCes—he evidently conjectured that i|
choly widow, dignified and elegant* But has been constantly used by everybody in the blue sk y above the orchards below. cover your mistake.”
Ne'e« nurses lapdogs by the fire,
decade, so as to give the refrain ier the
a man had’any money he wouldn't coins
“I’m a poor man, but as honest as the necessary length Of years to regain their
To this mas be added that the palm is
ao such agreeable personage appeared the ever since.”
Nor |>ids her friends her cbaruis admire;
to see him without collar and necktie. I
“Then yflu think I am like the creaking an eminently useful tree. It bears fruit colic is annoying,” replied the stranger. growth. C >ral is worth more than its
other day. She was dressed quietly
Ne’e} betsupou the Derby Day,
may state that I have at my ere lit in sev| Other
enough, iu a very simple, ugly English door,” cridd the old gentleman. “How abundantly; md its fruit is highly im- “I didn’t pay you enough. Four times weight in gold. The coral of commerce
And When she’s lost omits to pay;
eral banks the sum of one—but why
»ortant to nan. Nor is its-value con ten ar® sixty-three, and here's the balance resembles a lea fie is shrub, with stmt
Z_. do you wuift me to oil myself?”
By bonnets does not bound,her talk,
flaunt my weal’ll to the world I Let thatt U^ack cotton cloth costume. The
ned to its ruitfuloess. There is an of yeftir money.”
branches, or an exaggerated lHhen, and
And Is not Indisposed to walk;
pass. We can't all be rich. “You haver
usually sought at depths of from 60 to
Ne i ’ er
e} bullies her small brothers, nor
missed every opportunity in your life,'!
and when ~~
Tr as many uses of the palm tree as there to be so decided that the barkeeper re 160 feet. Off the coast of Sardinia flue
continued the Professor; ‘“golden oppor-I
Esl teems their childish games a bore;
ceived the additional seven cents, faying, specimens are found, of a yellowish or
I loose jacket, and she wore a simple Eug- on the cob !rary,he does something amiss, are days in th » year.
• ne’er her cheek
ttmities have slipped through yoarfiugersf
do not be ¿gross; oil your voice and words
The distinctive peculiarities of the however, that he stood ’ready to accept saffron color-, while the coral of the Afri
and are lost—lost forever I Is it not so?’j
Nor,practices coquettish wiles;
bis bill, . The man went can or Barbary coast is almost invariably
may in the same popular, unscien-, forty cents for .............
As'I was not paid $3 for talking, I riv-l I she minced about on her toea and high with the o 1 of love.”
Needs i not a maid to pack her things,
an hour he of a deep red or crimson shade. The
The old gentleman went home, and no tifle way, be g ven in a few words. Thia out again, but in less than
etted n>y gaze on that sign, and kept! I w hit$, and black. Her eyes were dark-
Nor plagues papa for diamond rings.
har h or u igly word was ever heard in bis is a tree of tin mountains, as the palm is came back, gave the door a heavy kick, white and rose-pink tints are most valued
On biscuits is content to lunch;
¡nvards. Every family should a tree of the plains. The cedar grows and as he'entered he called out:
ia Europe an 1 America, while ia the
Tile Pfofessir, nothing daunted by the! ■ ened, au 1 also the eyebrows and have a bottle of this precious oil, for
Lovey Shakspeare, Milton, Pope and Punch,
“You are a nice old swindler, you are! Orient the deeper shades atje preferred.
rapidly and lives i long? Naturalists have
[eyelashes, and you could see the
impressive stillness, got on top of iny Ipuint on her lip».
Never descends to vulgar slang,
1» liable to have a creaking made startling < calculations regarding the You knew I didn’t figure that tight, and The coral imported into the United
Then, upon her every family
head again. “Veneration is large. You
And ae’iT’was known the door to bang.
binge in tht* shape of a fretful disposition, ages of some « f the grandest specimens yet you let me go out of here and didn’t States exceeds in value $500,000 per an
have a deep-seated religious sentiment she wears a_ peruke!” was the whisper a cross tenx]»er, a harsh tone, or a fault
tbit remain. T le cedar is singularly hardy make me good!”
num, but as it is aljmoat invariably
that does yqu credit, sir.”
“I only wanted forty cents,” mildly re brought here in a finished sh
and tenacious >f " life; and the determined
among the hidden observers. There was finding spirit.
shape, it ap-
I came very near putting my foot
uo mistake about it.. You could see the
growth of its | narled and knotted trunks plied the saloonist.
pears in the
fL list * of ' imports
as jewelry or ’
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“And you won’t get it! I see now precious stones. The chief seats of man
B arley ^V ater P referable to M ilk . may post fit ly be taken as the emblem
peruke form in the front half. This false
I tell you' pbreuology is a humbug. congratulating him as the greatest dis
hair was waved over the forehead and ar- >—A paper mtitled “Observations on the of strength. ' Though the cedar is a lofty where I was wrong. Four times ten are ufacture are Naples, Marseilles and Paris.
No man cun tell another man's character coverer of the age, as he found out some
tranged iu long tresses at the back. Her Digestibili y of Milk,” read a abort time tree, it is still more distinctly marked by twenty-seven, and two to carry makes A few years since an enterprising Amer
by siiqply feeling around his head. All thing that had never been known to exist
Ehqad looked like a well-made-Up barber's
the wide-sprea< ling breadth of its shade. twenty-nine, and if you don’t give me ican discovered a process l»y which coral
hefore, but the word “Down” on the sign i,bliock. In her hand she carried a large »inre in Lo idon by Dr. Carter, baa attract
This characteristic seems to be well back the right change I'll make your could be closely imitated und at a coat
“Now you’re mistaken; Prof. Fowler reminded me th it I shouldu’f get up.
¿yellow cane of the style of the coquettish Dr. Carterj as reported, discussed various caught in the Prayer Book version of the shoulders break your ribs!”
far below the real article.
“You don't care anything for style,” he
“You are wrong again, my friend,” tion consists in combining collodion (.and
Sukrquise canes of the days of Louis methods w*|>ich had been geaerally used »assage before us, which is worded thus:
“He can’t do it; besides, there is no use remarked, coming down to the basement
Uutirtorze. Sue carried it as a caprice, with a view of promoting the digestibil “The rlgbteouH shall flourish as a palm answered the saloonist. “Four times----- ” camphor gum under certain conditions of
talking; put the thing to a t?st, dress up of my cranium. “If yiiu get clothes
“I’m wrong, eh 1” howled the stranger, beat aud pressure, and the resulting com
not as a support; for she played and ity of asilh|( pointing oat that their effi tree, and shall spread abroad like a cedar
f I like a ulbCksmlth or something and test enough to keep you warm you are satis toyed with it, aud p doted at the pic
Few scenes in nature are drawing off his coatand kicking one of pound properly tinged with the requisite
tures, aud twirled it ab.iuf jn her lumd. I of the caselne, thus causing the precipi grander than the old cedar grove on his boots across the room.
color, forms an artincial coral known to
The ancient cut of that coat again
So that's how the thing stirted. A
aid not go into the mosaic factory when tation on its introduction into the stom . fount Lebanon, especially when the - The disgusted proprietor handed him the trade as celluloid, which has become
person of brilliant taleuts, undoubted switched the learued Professor from the
»he did; but I was told she went through ach, iq a granular form, of what should duBky, outs pre! ding branches and foliage back alb his money, and was glad to get quite popular in the form of jewelry,
ability, aud immense mental acquirements right track.
I lie mosaics in a few miuutes, evidently otherwise 1)_“ firm, bulky and compact. are covered w th masses of snow, and rid of him at that figure.— Vitro it Fraa beads, trimmings, &c. The real coral,
“You are a very silent person,” resumed
generally, was selected to personate a
L*eliag no interest ia the curious work, He furt' er| showed, by experiment, that stand in wintry harmony with the rugged Preaa.
however,is not affected in price and mult
mythical mechanic. Need I add that 1 my cfsininer; “extremely so—you let no
continue to command a ready? sale. As
ildtion with water is insufficient I'orms of the mountains
refer io myself? The purple and fine one iuto your confidence and you talk lit-1 nd paid little attention to Biron Vis- simple dil.
Caught a Tartar.
, and that the object is far cedar is worthy to be called “the mon-
an evidence of American enterprise it is
for this pu
linen of the reporter were doffed, the tie on any subject.”
arch of the furest.” It has been very
Paul Ficquet, the druggist at the cor given out that a company is already or
After getting himself relieved of this ' She seemed preoccupied, if one could
hbmble garb of labor was donned, and
of Court aod Vine street, has, of late, ganized to work the reef discovered by
the transformed individual started out in treiueudous fabricationaljstic statement ty so, with nothing; uot bored, but cer:
ani frequently missed from his shelves bot the G«tty»burg\ and an ingenious Yabkee
Dr. Carter ummed up by giving a de-\ nature, that w hat the lion is in the ani-
search of skull-ery information. I was »e begin to perambulate around the N.
inly interested, full' of mimuderiea.
mal- world, th it the cedar is among the tles of port wine, such as he was in the has already perfected machinery and ap
pained to observe that numerous baukers, W. precinct of my head and shook his 9 iron Visconti explained carefully all the cidcd praCl lical preference to barley wa-
habit of dispensing to bis cnst »mere. paratus to lift the submarine wealth to
merchant princes, railroad magnates, mil owu solemnly for such a length of time carious m ips, although he looked ready
Grown weary of the mysterious disap the surface. An approxim ite idea of,the
lionaires aud other high diguitaiies, with that I feared he had rooted up a bank t j faint with exh lustion. The Empress
pearances, Mr. Ficquet concluded at last prospective profits may be formed when
whom I was intimately a»soeitted previ robbery buinp or some equally unpleas hardly listened; she was as coquettish
od L tvkr O il in D isease .
treat his unknown patron according it is known that a single ton of pure pink
ously, gave me the cut direct, on acc font, ant protuberauce; besides I began to fear aud begare as a young; Parisienne of sev
The official report of Capt. Nares’ ex
ti_ _ that
.2 Z-------- oil
Z I has
deserts. He filled a5* bottle with coral of tlie finest grade, at its present
I presume, of m v apparently reduced cir
pedition says: The long Arctic winter
value, would bj worth $1,000,00 J. Fr^n
“Are you a married man?” he inquired.
cumstances. When I arrived at the Rus
Jt*oor woman! Her imperial j »urney in to the fatty glycerides, free fatty acids with its unpara leled intensity and dura- wfoe, dissolved in the liquid a large dose thj reports received it is uot un Lkely
I made no sigu, but looked straight at thnEist iu 1869, when the Isthuilfs was
sell House I was courteously received by
tion of darknesi i produced by an absence
a young man with a broom in his hand, the one across the street, and spelled out ‘•inaugurated,” as sbe said, was the very —oleic, stejtric, and pthnitic—the quan of suulight for 142 days, was passed ou say in Morrow county, large enough to that tiiu,woudeifol reef will yi_-ld many
the words “dry goods,” but thought I culminating point of her splendor. The tities of wttich vary in different kinds of board with muc i cheerfulne-ta and con kick down a cow. The doctor placid t ns ot pure coral.
oil, but ainount in the clear variety to
“Apply at the Poor office; we cau do couldn't keep.still much longer.
tentment; the jime, in- reality, passed the bottta where the thief would be
descent was frightfully rapid. Then fo|-
“You are married or single, I presume?” OW0d the R i.-sian-Freucli war, the defeat about five $er cent.; and no biliary mat with great rapidity; and in Jauuary, sure to get it, and waite I. S >me days
nothing for you here.”
A Queer Battle.
in the oil. Its value, ac
ters are prient
ago the bottle disappeared as mysterious
“I am,” said I, glancing for the first of ^edan, the siege of Paris, her flight, the ter-s
I slipped into his band a five dollar bill
depends on the
ly as its predecessors.
Frank Bucklaud, having witoe4S°d the
(counterfeit, of course), and while grati time at the venerable skull-scraper and downfall of the Empire, and her bus cording td Buchheim, depen
midday twilight begau to lengthen sensi-
’s death! Enough of sorrow,it seems, presence off
q| the free fatty acids, since the
spectacle <>f a combat bet we m a
tude beamed from bis eyes he led me to heaving a deep aigh. ’
band’s death! Euoughof sorrow,it seems, abs >rptioojpf fata ia preceded,to a certain bly day by day,
a scorpion, gives in Land and
the room of Prof. Fowler.
“Which?” he asked.
to hflve sobered her for life—to have put extent «t >ast, by their disintegration scarcely noticed by any one; and n >t uu-
following description of the
“Married and single,” I replied.
A timid tap at the door brought out a
solemn, dignified reserve into the light into glycerine i and fatty acfl|?;
ack^; and as til the sun actually returned on the 1st was a selysff party to congratulate cer figtit:
The Professor looked anuoyed at my est of French women.
gentleman with a well-developed nose and
the latter q e introduced in cod-liver oil of March did w< in any way realize 'the tain Jifends just released from the ' “The mouse having been dropped into
cheek aud equally well-developed foreigu apparent levity and I hastened to explain:
The ex-Empress minced along .on hqr in their frj| 3 condition, and thus easily intense darkness'we must have experi
house. F »r men there were Wil- he jar containing the scorpion, the bat« *
“You see I was married, but"—my high,heels, twirling her cane, bowing her
enced for so Ion j a period, On five eve-
lie at once commenced by the scofpiou
Watson, Sam. Brooks and Wi
“Prof. Fowler,” said I, grasping his voice became husky witu emotion—“my wigged head, with un unmeaning smile on unite with :he aikalies of the intestinal ' niug-r
* w r wk a school, formed on
juices to form soluble and easily absorbed ‘
the offensive. This woke up
band, “this is indeed a happy moment. wife has—has left me.”
the'iower deck under Commander Mark
her painted face. I went into St. Peter’s
the mouse, who began ti^ump up and
Russell, Hannah Smith, Maud H
I shaded my eyes with my bauds to bide aod >s I wandered aimlessly through the soaps and .Aimbinations, a part of the di ham and several of the officers, was wi
I have long heard of you, but never till
gestive work is spared, which is of im
dowu like jack io the box. When hebe-
grand old church I laughed at myself for portance for weak persons with deficient attended; each Thursday
me quiet, the scorpion qgain attacked
“I thought as much—I knew it,” said feeling vexed with disillusions. After
“You vas made a mishtake. I dond
to lectures, songs in character, and read
enemy, with his claws extended like
vas de BroVessor some more,” and the the phrenologist, solemnly.. “Now let all, of what poor stud' are the world’s power of producing the gastric juices.
ings, with occasi onal theatrical represent
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pictures of the scorpion in “ The signs
this be a warning to you. Flatterers
gentleman extricated his hand.
ations; the who r e so - admirably
heritfs and heroines made! It never does
Z tiliac.” He then made another'
might tell you that she was to blame for
“Did you vish some eksauiiuations?”
and conducted 1 y
_ Commander Markham
to sje them too close at hand.
the mouse, but missed him. I
this separation, but I know by your head
“How much is to pay?”
as to keep the j leased interest of all for
When the ex-Enpress entered .the
Time!’ to give both com
“Orjeg itten eksaminations eight dol A
Pope's presence she fell on her kneed aud boatcD, thrpe tablespoons sugar, one-half the whole perim . The health of the offi
lar, shirt five dollar aud ferbal true dol party. If you .meet again forgive and burst iuto a tit Of violent sobbing. It cup lard. Flour stiff enough to roll out, cers and cf^w, with only one exception, the buttle aod divided the couten’s batants a rest. When the mouse bad got
- 'I '
forget and live happily in the future.”
among themselves, not forgetting the his wind, I stirred up the scorpion once
was some time before they could calm theu pur it in a warm place to rise. When was excellent; a . id the habitable dock, as
“Ail right,”said I,“I’ll remem!>er that; Wr; then her son and Cardinal Bonaparte light, rbn.tnto a sheet, spread butter as dry as possible in these regions, in a ship >aby. The wine was pleasant to the more; and as ‘the fancy’ say, ‘he came
“I’ll give you fifty cents.’!
_ ’ - J double
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she wrote that I was to meet her at the left har alone for a half hour with his for
“Tree dollar is de sheepest.”
cut with without an extraordinary expenditure of »alate, and was gone sooner than the up smiling.’- The mou-e during the in
depot to-morrow. I forgot to sta‘e that
“Say a dollar.”
moderate coal. Although vehad frequent evidence story can be told, but the result was sad terval had evidently made up his mind
Hilliness.— Cor. of N. Y. World.
» of strong wiud4 prevailing in Robeson to thiuk of. The sea out of its depths that he would have to fight, and not
“I dell you vedond make some sekond
T he citizens of Gothenburg, Sweden,
“Now,” said Prof. Fowler, returnipg
prices efery dime, und veu I say some-
C rbam . Three pints of milk, Channel, the weather at our winter quar- could turn up no such sickness as that strike his colors to a scorpion as he
would to a cat. When, therefore, the
dings I mean someding-*, of you bleaze.” suddenly to the subject in hand,’“you are have adopted a new method of dealing one ounce & Co:
Cox gelatine,six tablespoonfuls ■ean^was remarkably calm; iudeed, we was. The girls bade each other farewell,
came within range, the mouse
a person of very strong imagination, in
“Make it a dollar aud a half.”
of sugar, $al
Ijeaten with-die yelks of six may be said to have wintered on the bor- and raised a cry out of the depths of
aod bit him on the back;
“I ke*s you make a mish takes of yon fact, I doubt if you would adhere very consideration. Under the Swedish law eggs; this stirred in bailing milk.
■“ , Bnat
Boat der of a Pacific tea. The prevailing wind
the Sime moment plant
dink ve do dollar half bus ne^s here. Of closely to the truth unless compelled to.” licenses to sell iutoxicating liquors are tue whitetland J stir them in
we never experi-
was from the we itfvard;
between the m »use’s
Now, I would like to ask a discrimi sold to the highest bidder, the number of to the tustfl. Soak
you dond like de tree dollars ve dond
Saak the gelatine in a little
nating readiug‘public if they ever heard licenses being fixed on the “local, option” milk first; but into molds. Make the day off the. land. Hid it not been for- inter mourii the »in of the young fellow who ears on the top of his head. The scor
vorce you to baf dose eksatuinations. ”
pion then tried to retreat, but could not,
“On the contrary, I do like three dol a Fowler accusation than that? It shows principle, subject to the power of pro before warned for use.
vening calms tie persistent westerly stole the wine.— Ex.
one claw bad g »t entangled in the
lars; so much so, that I hate to pArt with how little dependence can be placed in vincial governors to decrease the number.
S our M ilk Biscuit.—One-third cup of winds might bav ! been well called a trade
of the mouse. The mouse and scor
them unless you are suie that I will get
sour cream, fill yqur cup with sour milk, wind. On only t vo days were we prevent-
then closed, aud Toljed over leach
Cimedy in real life has been most
the value thereof.”
ercise < outside the ship.
ed from taking
like two cat« figbtiug, the scor-.
justice to say that io many instances he pushing sales to the Utmost, and the re and take another whole cup of sour milk; This quiet
“You vill be bleazed. n
____ of the
.¿J atmosphere was
add a pinch of salt and a level teaspoon
stabbing the mouse
“01), all right then, here’s your cur
productive of tt e severest cold ever ex- witje merchant at Versailles, who, having
strong good sense, mv untiring industry, visibly increased. To put a stop to this ful of soda dissolved iu a little warm wa- perienced in the Arctic regions. Daring got’ e down iqto bis cellar to verify a with bis sting, his tail going with the
flour enough so you can roll
velocity of a needle in a sewing machine.
I received a little check which read the certainty that I would become a great, t’re citizens of Gothenburg detei mined to them out^ d bake twenty minutes.
< February the mercury remained frozeu tun of wine just received, put his foot When the scorpion gut tired,, the mouse
“Verbal—not good unless countersigned,”
or fifteen cod sec itive days; a southwest on ground which gave way so suddenly
lxb .—-Three eggs, half a cup erly gale, lasting four days, then brought that he bad no time to draw back or com- got hold of his tail with his teeth aud
and was shown into the sumptuously right steps. These things which I have tors of public houses would derive no
e cup of flour, one and a-balf warmer weather then immediately the irebend what was happening to him be- gave it a shiyp nip- Nett he seised an
furnished parlor of the Professor. A
of baking powder,the whites wind fell, cold w< ather returned, and the breL to his immense astonishment, he was opportunity, and immediately bit off two
good-lo >kiug young lad was in the chair, leads me to the opinion that head-readirig t »xicatiug drink. A company was formed teaspuonfi
tiro-thirds of a cup of pul-** mercury remaine 1 frozen for a further »reqipitated ten feet into a stocond cel of tiie sc »rpion’s side legs. He then re
and his mother was sitting listening to the
half a cup of floar, half a period of fifteen c ays.
lar, where, when lights were brought, he tired, and began to wash bis face. I had
golden words that fell from the lij* of the
phrenology, and Fowler is its prophet;” interests of temperance, and to pay over teaspoon
of baking powder, a little
discovered a numtier of stately casks, expected, of cour.-e, that the p neon of
the scorpion would have killed tue m fuse,
“Madam,” (he Professor was saying, anyhow phrenology is a great profit to all profits to public purposes. The man salt.
4|A t the rate of I rogress Japan is mak- well (Covered with dust, which, ou being but he dblaXsecm a t»it «ha wars« for it. '„
“you have a remarkable b^y here—a re-
the dessicated cocoanut, mg she must soon ( take her place among tapped, proved to ewitain sneti excellent
When I examined him the next morning
marikibie boy. This young man will l>e gather in the greenbackaas rapidly as the meals at reasonable ratés to all comers, beat the whites of two eggi to a stiff the foremost of ths nations. —
She already wines as might wall make the greatest of he was quite lively and welt, aud had
heardl of yet. You mark my words, he
froth, ad d! one cup of pulverized sugar has the European postal and light-house gourmet's mouth water. This lucky dis
spirits according to tariff, and account for
will be heard of. There are not many fair means.,.
covery ha4 revealed the exact sp »t where □early eaten up the whole of these »rpion
aud the flocoanut, after soaking it in
“Any questions?” asked the Professor, all liquor received from the company. boiling I n$lk. Spread the mixture te- systems in active operation; and the re- Louis XV.’s favorite wines were kept 'iu for his breakfa-t. Of course I rewarded
who have the talent possessed by this lad.
as he withdrew his clutches from my The results have been highly satisfactory. tween tbellayers of cake and over the top. port of the Pos t master-General shows the celebrated pare aux ctrft^ and we can the mouse for p.ucky conduct by giviug
that iu four yeah the Empire ha9 dis
^hitn some milk, aud by let.ing him go
The number of Louses has been reduced
“Would be make a good businessman?” hair.
tanced Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Tur- easily understand that the wine merchaut in a place where it was not likely the cat
I asked him if I would make a good onq-bwlf, the conviction for drunkenness
asked the mother anxiously, while her
white sU| ar, half * cup of sweet milk, a key, and Greece n the postal service,
face showed quite plainly that she hoped carpenter, doctor, ferry captain, engiSear, and crime in the same proportion, and quarter
A mason has just had another lupky would fiud him.”
oj,. a cup of butter,
„ one and a-half Japan has also an i ¡come tax, and a strong
day. of the same sort, io Rue Levis, where
cups of ftqur, one and a-htdf teaspoonfuls effort is being made to induce farmers to
“A m excel^nt business man, Madam. er, ^bricklayer and other kinds of business (•quartlie poor-rate.'
a little restaurant bearing the dedication
A N ew E ngagcment .—A Frenchman
[er. Bake iu a moderate
of baking powde
He is especially adapted for anything that I was anxious about, and found that
“a la tranjuilile," has been pulled down. who recently crossed the ocean and
oven in pans one i inch deep.
generally I wou’d.
that pertains to commerce.”
has been cut off. The highest evidence A few days since, as the last arches in strayed into Maine has been taken aback
female society,” says Tn acker ay, “have
M rs . Bio will ' s S pomo I C akb ^—Three of progress, howe rer, was afforded in the the cellar were being demolished, one of by the rigidity of New England preju
The lady expnswd herself well satisfied
“I am a repor—that is, a repairer of dull perceptions, and are stupid, and have eggs, on« up of sugai, even off one ta-
with the examination, and said the Pro
proposition recently made to the govern the workmen felt an unusual resistance dices. He called with a lady kt the of
gross tastes, aud revolt against what is
—a cobbler," said I.
fessor could not have hit the matter closer
ment to sell Dai Butz, a bronze and ail- to the blow of his pickax, and on fur fice of the City Clerk of Lewiston last
“A very good business,” said Mr. Fow pure. Your club swaggerers, who are cup
if he bad known her son all his life.
ver Buddha, si J ty feet high, for ok ther examination discovered a stone vase week and obtained a marriage ceriifii icate.
sucking the butts of billiard cues all night,
The Professor bowed with an air of ler approvingly. “Start out for yourself call female sjciety insipid. Poetry is powder.
be fifteen or twenty minutes metal. Tne sale was not effected, it is with. its cover tightly cemented down. Ou Monday he made ^a second i visit,
“Mister, me vant to get anotiier h wife;
dignity, and his manner indicated that he —don't work for day’s wages and fou uninspiring to a yokel; beauty has* no —not
true, owing td. th • remoustraucee of for
was quit? conscious of his own merits.
i. C ria
ministers who wanted the statue and out rolled Spanish doubloons to the the first one go back ou me." Tne clerk
“Now,” said I, “although I have never
I took the vacant chrir, and as I am
please a poor beast, who does not know e«g«
the most talkative individual in the world had a red head, I have had a head read.” oue tune from another; but, as a true epi bwe
t’nfilk," one and one- in the Eist; but the willingness to
“Ah,” said the Professor, “then you
I resolved to keep peifectly silent, for I
r, bne teaspoonful soda, sell placed Japai side by side with age, and smoke his pipe with all the urged him to mike peace with his first
“O Mon Dieu!” exclaimed the
knew if I got started he would find out have had your head examined before.”
f teaapoonftil cream o' Boston, ' where tie Old South Church tranquility the demolished establishment love.
browu bread and butter, I can sit for a one aud
“I am all ready for mine
all about my immense wealth, excellent
whole night talking to a well regulated tartar.
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wedding! It ish too bad to disappoint
business prospects, and everything else a small boy, and then about once a week kindly woman about her daughter Fanny,
C ake . —Break two eggs
I will curse dal
in leas than five minutes, so I gazed nr so. “There was an angry look in the or boy Frank,and like the evening’s enter into ata
P ause before y ou follow example. A tors have less4aziness to complain of on one feller dish way.
well, then Mil up the
her no mice.”
steadily across the street at a sign which
tainment. One of the greatest benefits • cup
i;-add one mule laden 'wit! salt, an ass laden with
be had not
read “Marked dbwn,” “Hard-pan Prices,” to withdraw, murmuring, as I fled, those man can derive from woman’s society is cup
I of cream wool, went ovet a brook together. By
Boaton married his first sweetheart,' and was off
and I thought this would keep my atten beautiful lines of Bryant to the water-, that he. is bound to Ire respectful to her. tart
chance the mulf i ’ s pack became wetted, ure.—Paris o^rratpondtnl of
with the old love before he was ou with
tion fixed, as it was so directly opposite fowl:
the salt melted, knd his burden became Adaartiaer.
The habit is of great good to your morals,
of sugar, one Tighter. After ti ey bad passed, the mule
the new, a secoud certificate -was made
to Fowler's figures. The Professor got “Vainly the ‘Fowler’s’ eye
T he diploma to be presented to the out.
Might mark thy distant flight to do thee men, depend upon it. Our education cup
down to his work. His cold Augers felt
told his good f rtuue to the bmi , who,
makes us theinoat eminently selfish men
eggs, three thinking to spe id as well, wetted his graduates of th»* Ann Arbor Homeopathic
like steel nobe, and seemed to penetrate As darkly painted on the crimson sky,
in the world, and the greatest benefit tttat
ir, one-hal ‘ pack st the next water; but his load be College at its Commencement will be the • T he rarest and moat fragrant .. .-.i
Thy figure floats along.”
almost to the skull. He sampled the hesd
comes to man from a woman’s society is
first ever i—nad from a State University
first from north to south, then from east
sonps unfold their beauty only in the
My figure floated along down the “dis that he has to think of somebody to whom
came the heavier, and be broke down to a homeopathic physician as such.
to west, and finished up with different tant fl
bosom of the night; so muiy of the rich- .
COO DIS — under it. That which helps one person
he is bound to be constantly attentive
other parta of the compass. Next be I quii
erlin has declared war against street est and most priced less blessings of our
kind of mapped off the upper section of ler’a e
os under the wings of
beggars. All who are foui nd soliciting lives are borné to as
it with the end of his fingers; then he Pn»s.
P aper car wheels are the latest novelty.
I alms are arrested and locked up.
O db to my wt her woman: $3.50.