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M «1«. par Un« xaca uraxmoa. ' A Connecticut Carpet bag; ' Celery as a Cure-All. junt of df the property, and portance. Both make money and the tcct the immense wealth thus acquired, know the arauunt A Cure for Hydrophobia. lioa gets the lion's sluire. The policy of it was necessary to master the connecting the estimateswill rauge wide of the mark, Mr. Mark Twain has beea “hanging The habitual daily use of this vege Who will tell him? Who will teach him? Mrs. Jane G. Swisshelm writes to the a lifetime is the more developed. It i-. route westward. Hence the conquest of He owns, as may. be-traced on records of table is much more beneficial to man than Pittsburgh Commercial : around ” New York with a great deal of Hava you voices, merry birds? lolders, at least thirty mil mil- “rule or ruin,” “serve me and I will pay the Hudson River and Central was un- railway stoelhoiders, mischief in his eye for several days. He most people are aware of. A writer who A lady met me this morning,, saying; Theo be voice for me, and reach him you all you are worth, refuse and I’ll satisfactory, unless that of the Lake lions of suc|i property; in addition to positively that he came down from “Did you rsee that receipt fol curing Withl a thousand pleading words. I drive you to the wall.” Such was the Shore should be added. Having consol- wbiah are i>ilway bonds, sleeping-car is familiar with its virtues says: “I have says Binir my secret, East and West, brief method of dealing with opposition ¡dated the two former, his next profits stock, and re$l estate of vast amount. On known many men and women who, from Hartford with np other purpose than to hydrophobia in yesterday’s paperl" I Till his answer be confessed! I and it never failed. Ills office is near the were devoted to the last mentioned road, Staten Island , alone he owns a park oi various pauses, had become so much af buy a booljack for the holidays and had not Been it. “Well,” she continued, Battery, not far from the old passen of which his son-in-law, Horace F. Clarke, seventy aerm i, which h is become of inc- fected by nervousness that when they meekly to eat his atom of the New Eng “it is just the cure I wanted you to write Rosek wheu you see him coining, i ger landing. His lv>usc is on the east was made President. On the death of tlfie I mense valuea ’ Tiie place of burial is near stretched out their hauds they shook like land dinner, but the officials at the St. about two or three years ago—the old Light of heart and strong of limb, side of town and swarms with children, latter, three years ago, the Commodore I the spot whm le the remains of his parents aspen leavss on a wFndy day, and by a James Hotel,where he has retained a bed,' Chester-valley cure. It never wa« known Maks your lover-bees stop humming; elected to the vacant station. In rest, in the? : old Moravian churchyard. m<xlerate daily use of the blanched foot affirm th.this goiD^s out and comings to fail, and was tised in hundreds of but how soon a rich man's daughters are in have been, if not mysterious enough to Turn) your blushes round to him— married off? They bring sons-in-laW Ulis manner his plan was completed, and Here.he buiff 1 a tomb of spacious dimen- stalks of celery as a salad they become as exqite suspicion, at all events marked, cases in the eastern part of the State. I strong and steady in limb as other peo- have tolfl people, and told and talked, Blusfe, dear flowers, that he may learn, whom he will use or else shove them out^f he controlled a line of railway from this sions, surimi« inted by a lofty monument, and it is n< t denied by anyone that the and no one would mind me. I tried to plé. I have known other people so nerv flow'a woman's heart can burn! city to Chicago. Tti-is grand achieve- Being on a m jllside if affords a fine out- »hb way. He wants no dead heads arouhfl sugar-loaf sial skin cap with .which he hi|n. Now he is known on Wall strt-et ment, however, had its infelicities, and look upon tlfe e sea, and is a» lovely a spot ous that the least annoyance put them in has seen fit to. adorn his head is quite get you to write. a letter about it, and WinJ—oh, wind—you happy rover! a state of agitation and they were in con now yon must, for people will n >t l*e- from his Connection with the Nicaragua the Commodore's last days have been an- I as could be ft selected for such purpose, Oh that I were half as free— stant perplexity and fear, who were also large enough to hold a very fair supply lieve. *Ttiey will read and foigst all nqyed.by the rivalry of other line?, which The Comm®: dore will be canonized by transit scheme, but he is a puzzle to the Leave your honey-bells and clover, of “papers and documents,” in addition brokers. His plans are locked up in his contend for the traffic under suqh ad- the press, anp 1 especially by Deems, the effectually cured by a moderate daily use to its usual miscellaneous ciirg >. It is about it.” Go ahdseek my love for me. I remember perfectly her anxiety that of blanched celery âs salad at meal time. own breast and they can not get ahead of vantages that they defied his enfehing preacher,' tofvhom he gave a life-lease of Find; kiss, clasp him, make him know I have known others to be cured of pal doubtless well remembered that Mr I should write to the public and proclaim iiing moved thereto by his liini. power." “ Thus after couqueringduring all a cl(urci), l| J * 1 ‘ ! * It is J who love him so!” Mark Twain took what with other men The previous paragraph brings us down his previous life, hefobnd himself at fest, wife. Whilj ! all these platitudes are in pitation of the heart. E/erybody en might be called an “active part” In the that elecampane aud fresh milk are the M ary A ingk de V erb . specific-for hydrophobia, and my purpose gaged in labor weakening to the nerves to 1861, the Commodore being then sixty- amid «11 his wealth, perplexed by freSh. circulation, | t is still more important canvass last fall—so active t > repeat the account she gave me of it, seten, and ranking as worth five millions; difficulties, which he bequeaths to his that trutji | should be spoken.— -Corre»- should use celery daily in. the season artd. Republican oni< us in its stead whén not in season.” that rumor, with her 18,762 tongues, loud but I do not remember why I did not do A Sketch of Vanderbilt's Life. Some men whuld have retired on that family.. Ipondence j )ie Cincinnati Gaeette. To this we may add that a prominent ly proclaimed his zeal to be beg >ttep of an so. Tnat I may atone for my negligence, The mother lived to a good old age, . | -I A plain, old fashioned building in an. f'ttune, but in his case retirement is im New Y’ork druggist draws in winter from ambition to be app »intod Statistician of I now repeat what she so long .ago told Nauulej •oil's Opinion of Russia. old-fashioned street, and yet what an in possible. He was just on the threshhold and died about ten years ago. The fu- Napoli his soda fountain a hot extract of celery, Death*, or to some other office congenial me, and what she now urges me to make t. | tense interest is concentrated therq. Re of a success so grand that all his pyeti- neral was the most imposing ever wit-1 mixed* with Liebig’s meat extract, under yvith his temperament; his movemefits as public as possible. Napolejoi n‘J>n St. Helena,in conversation porters are going and coming; tln-ir in ouis attainments must look small in com-, nessed on Staten Island. She had been In her old home in Chester county, the name of ox-celery. It is a nourishing since the campaign have therefore been igeon, Barry O ’ Meara, spoke quiries being answered by the gentleman parison. Although addicted for a Jong for many years a member of the Reformed I with the si watched with some in'erest, not to say Pennsylvania, lived a German named drink at lunch time, far better tfean coffee latter days of Russia's lrposes thus: In the course detailed for that purpose. Physicians are life to navigation, he now assumed a.new i Dutch Cnurch, and during her alarm, by all lovers of political veracity. Joseph Emery, who used to be sent for, or tea, and is doing a great deal in the • • - wirhi i in anxious consultation, and there, and entirely different role. He foresees was occasionally accompanied to serv.ee I oi a tew yeajs Russia will have Constanti- neighborhood to promote temperance. The exact-date of his arrival in this city far and wide, when any one had been bit gieatest part of Turkey, aud too, s seen the placid countetiance of thedccliueiu shipping interests, ind sells by her husband, who about this time de-1 nople, the < We give celery almost daily to our canary is shrouded in the deepest mystery. ten by a rabid aniimal. lie went to his Deeni( s, the preacher, who may be called all his vessels. One of the best of these mitted his profanity except at rare all Greece, . | This I bold to be as certain birds and it cures them of fits; tljey are Either he registered under an assumed patient carrying something understood to the chaplain of the establishment, In a had been used by him in a voyage to the occasions. ; Some of her children had pre- as if it had |1 ready taken place. Almost little animals, with very delicate nerves, name, affixed his solemn signature to a be a root, which he him-elf dug in the spaci >us chamber, surrounded by watch Old World, in which he accompanied his ceded her to the tomb, aud since her all the csj (|iug and flattering which Al- easily frightened, and therefore they need napkin and announced his arrival by woods. He milked a pint of milk fresh ing f iends, lies the «hrunken, attenuated slon George, who is in failing health. death one of her daughters has been exander pra^i iticed toward me was to gain such a remedy very much, and the relish “chucking” it at the head of the digni-. from the cow, put the rout into it, Ixiiled atjo * effect this object. I would form of i one who, so long as life may last. Having returned, he now devotes himself placed by her side. The Commodore and my consen" nfi foreseeing that the equili- with which they take it is a proof that fied clerk, or, as is quite likely, avoided it, gave it to the patient, fasting, made his wife lived in great harmony. The] not confen tp railroad mastery. The opportunity is is th< * richest man in America. His age their instinct guides them to eat what is the form altogether, for certain it is that him fast after taking it; gave a second is eig iity-two, and property estimated from peculiarly facile. All the great railroads former was but nineteen when he mar-1 brium of J EHrope would be destroyed. In good fur them.'— Journal of Chemietry. neither the name nor the well known ini- and third dose on alternate days, and fifty lo.seveuty-tive millions is now slip 'in. this State are in efficient hands, ried, and the latter, who was also his sec-1 the natural il course of thiugs in a few tials“M .T.” appear upon the hotel records. never failed in effecting a cure. In some ping; out of his grasp. His name and Campbell, the President iof the Har em, ond cousin, was a reniarkable house years Turk« !y must fall to Russia. The a his secrat secn^t A H owe of O ur O wn .—Next to be Possibly he might have tarried here even way which she has forgotten jtt of her population are keeper. Tueir children,thirteen in num- greatest t pi is a tool in the hands of Daniel D ew. achievements are becoming fixed in the longer and escaped unperceived but for transpired, and the root was known to'NJe to ’Oe history of our commerce. The public is Sam Sloan is President of the Hu< : son ber, were named as follows: PhcBbe Jane, I Greeks, wlii L you may say, are Russians. ing married to the right person, there is the absurd dignity of a waiter, who said elecampane. cravibg information on every point of his River, but is unable to develop its ca- whois now sixty-three. She married J. The power | it would injure, and who nothing so important in one's life as to he’d be vummed if he was a going to Tuc so.ry current in the country was character, and hence a sketch, however paeity. Er.istus Corning, the President M. Cross, and lives with her husband iu could oppe fee it, are Eugland, France, live under one’s own roof. There is some crawl around on the floor and pull tacks that an old German made the discovery brief and imperfect, may be considered of the Central, is but one of a ring of Twenty-second street. They have four Prussia and “Austria. Now as to Austria, thing more than a poetical charm in the out of the carpet with his teeth, “not to in the da/s of Penn and applied to the Directors who keep the dividends down children. The next is Ethelinda, who it will be vj try easy to engage her assiat- expression’of the wife writing toafriend, appropriate. please no gentleman as he ever waited Pennsylvania Legislature for a grant of If any one could ascertain whether the to 6 per cent., and divide, as it is saiq, a married D. B. Allen, also of this city, ance by g |viug her Servia and other who said: “We have our ccxy bouse; it on.” This, to use a Parliamentary term, $300 fur making bis secret public. His He was of much use to the Commodore proviuces u Ordering on Austrian domiu- is thrice dear to us because it is ourfewn. old ffian's miud is wandering, it would million annually in speculation. The Commodore»jyhen transferring his iu steamboating, and retired with a large ion reachinj r near to Constantinople. Tne We have boughj it with the savings of “gave him away,” and .After incessant offer was treated w ith c >>^mpt, and be no doubt be found that he is recalling waiting and watching, a reporter of the resolved that his knowledge should die the scenes of early life. Ho is thinking operations, made a change in both, office fortune. Tuey have six children. Eliza, uhly liypuj [hesis that France aud Eug- Our earnings. Many were the soda foun World succeeded in intercepting him,and, with him; but a drunkeh 8 >n knew i(, tains, the confectionary saloons and th$j tile tlfird child, married the broker, Os- I laud wilt el je,r be allied with sincerity and residence. He bought three houses of bpyish days on. Staten Lfend, with But necessaries of the market we had to pass; it may be said, in frustrating any con wrote out the receipt, making a uumfer Sundays spent at the. old Moravian in Fourth street, and moved life family good, who is rich and childless. Emily, I will be iuj ¡order to prevent this. templated nefarious (jtesign, as Mr. Twain of copies, and tried to sell them at $1 Chujch, there resting from a week of »toil from the east side of town into one, aud wife of W. K. Tnorne, is next. Thome is even this I ¡alliance would not avail, many a time mv noble husbapd denied begau rapidly to pack his valise on the apiece. One of tuem was offered to my himself of the comfort of tobacco, the re flaud and Prussia united can- estimated at a million, and has four chil- France, Era on land and water, in the service of his then removed his office into another, ' • not preveui [it Russia aud Austria can freshing draught of beer, wore his old instant of the reporter’s arrival, and informant's grandfather, who laughed at parents. Ail the world was poor at that while a third became his stable. The dren. After this series of girls, the Commo- at any timjl | effect it. Ouce mistress of clothes, and even patched up boots; aud smjjing the sad, wan smile of an un this vender of important medical knowl tim«^ and so were the Vanderbilts. The street had once been fashionable, but was dore was gladdened by a boy, whom he I Constantinople'Russia gets ail the cum- I, O mel made ,my old bonnet do, wore earthed coyote, fled with all possible edge. He only succeeded in selling two, boy, Cornelius, was oue to make his pa- then only respectable. The point with one of these to the mau who made such speed to the depot. rentfe proud. Tall aud and erect of form, the Cuhmodore, however, was conven always designated as “Billy.” The latter merce of the Mediterranean, becomes a the plainest clothes, did the plainest effective use oi' it. So well did he estab At the moment of his discovery Mr. withi bright, piercing ’ eyes, eyei, full of nerve, ience Near by was the Fifth avenue, is now fifty-five, and has for twdlvfi years I great navaSpower, and God knows what cooking. Saving was the order of the Twain may not Jiave been Ye ading a lish tiie local reputation of his specific house, and to have a home of our own and ready to ffefy-either man or the ele a popular drive with the Manhattan Cluty been before the public as bis father's may happgu. She quarrels with you arches off to Iudia an army was our united aim. Now we have it. special dispatch from ^Zach Chandler, that ia his neighborhood folks were not ments. See him on bis little schooner in close vicinity. Wall street was ac? lieutenant in railroad matters. He is not (England) soldiers, which to Russia There is no landlord troubling us ’ with but he was certainly not reading the afraid of mad dogs. His reputation was (the periauger of those days) cruising to cessible through brokers, while the Har naturally a business man. but h is got I of 7j),000 ______ j educated, _______ , and ________________ ,____ o nd 100,000 canaille Cossacks, raiding the rent, and exacting this and Bible. It may not have been a note parallel to that of Dr. Merchant of Greens with the assist- is nothing and from New York, a Voyage of twelve lem Depot was at equal vicinity. Har tolerably from Kellogg instructing him to indite a burg, to whom every one iu this part of miles*, in which he shows that the child lem stock was then selling at thirty, and ance of others, may continue his' present and olhur|, and England loses India, that. 'There is no fear harbored in our hymn for the down-trodden Republican the country used to go or send when bit other powers Russia , is bosom that in sickness or old age we is father of the man. Soon this pcriauger Vanderbilt soon “became its largest pro. position. Wiliiafii is of large size, but is I Above feared, especially by.. you. will be thrown out of house and home, negroes of Louisiana, that be crumpled ten by a mad dog. ferry becomes a _______ specialty, __________ but strange ; prietor. It is astonishing that Daniel deficient in that personal beaufy and dig most, to The intelligence and integrity of my Hfer soldips lifers are braver thau the Aus- ’ and the money w’e have saved which into a wad behind his back on feeing the nity which marked his father. He mar flash upon Ms boyish Drew omitted holding onto so valuable ideas of progress I Gfew on to vaiuaoie reporter, and subsequently devoured in informant are beyond question, an i I re rent is mind. Before he reached his eleventh a property. The real estate owned by ried the daughter of a clergyman nam|tAi tiians, am idfibhe has the means of raising otherwise would have gone to pay gret that her love of privacy should pre mouthfuls, his eyes meanwhile fixed re in the sufficient t ) keep us in comfort a she pleases. In bravery the year he sees that strange boat propelled the company in this city was equal t® its Kissam, and has seven children, besides as mauy r a» ligiously on tbe gas fixtures overhead, vent her giving the weight of her uame winter days of life. ” Harlem, however, had ’ a bad nt) English soldiers are the only oue or two grandchildren. Ne$t to Wil French auj „ by steam, which some call “pulton's c8P'fel- cr—v-.i « k . a but this by no means,proves that it to her conviction that you have published I _________ ++_________ >e*ompaled to them. Ail this 1 I folly,” which makes four miles per hour name, It had never been managed hon- liam came three daughters, one of whom I oues to peLompated mi unfailing specific for hydrophobia. E xcessive U se of M edicines .—The wasn’t; indeed there was an air of guilt against wind and tide. He will yet mas- estlv, an'l was against a man's reputa-! is Sophia, the wife of Daniel Torrance. foresaw; 1 see into futurity farther than The people of Chester valley are not of about Mr. Twain, that no extraneous ob ter Chis power himself. J____ m _ VheLut tion to’hold any connection with it. Un The latter is of a wealthy Montreal fam others,' »nj I wanted to establish a bar London Time«,in speaking of the excessive servations upon the state of thb Sabbath a class likely to be misled by superstition, war with England closes (1815) he at der the Vanderbilt regime that stock has ily, and has made money operating under rier against those barbarians by re-es use of medicines, says that it would be school in New Zealand availed in the least and she is confident it was a general or tains manhood, bids farewell to home re gone up to 130. This tells the story of the advice of the Commodore. Both Tor- tablishing;^ the kingdom of Poland, and utterly impossible to tell how many con to dispel. universal belief that Jacob Emery never • straint, and is the calm, determined mas , its value. The Commodore became Pres- rauce and William have grand houses in putting Ppniatowsai at the head,of it as stitutions have been impaired, how many failed to curs or prevent hydrophobia. ‘ ‘ Mr. Twain, ” said the reporter, “ jvhat and the world saw with ,. surprise the Fifth' avenue. Marie Louise, the king. B ib your imbeciles of ministers digestions ru'med, bow many complex ter of his own fortunes. What ---- Evaluable - ——t— | . ident, , -. Iu one case the spasms had begun before do you have to say on the political servant such k T i -T tow would be to the | that an old navigator,^approaching^three widow of Horace F. Clark, is next to would nos consent. A hundred years ions spoiled, and how many purses the first dose was given, aud the patient situation?' ’ ____ of commerce. ________ j^ masters 7 o wonder he is 8Core <md ten, was perfect master of rail- ^Sophia. Her husband was a talented hqnce, I sfiall be applauded, and Europe, emptied, through medicine, Tbe wiser recovered. “ Sir, ” replied Mr. Twain, bundling a lawyer and railroad operator, who died especitrliy;|England, will lament that I philosophy of the present day is gradu tempted by a heavy pay to attend to roa^ management. She is anxious you should publish the long white garment into his valise, “ it When they see.,the ally delivering us from these potent per freighting between this city and Phila-I The Harlem and the Hudson river ' suddenly three years ago. Maria Felicia did not ascceed. recipe again and again, keep it standing, is mixed. ” delphia, but as he learns more of his own roads both connected this city with Al- | is a widow of Nicholas Barr, and is rich. finest countries in Europe overcome, and ils. Nature has a sMf-righting power and call attention to it until every ono “ And? ” said the reporter. L------ - »rthern barbaiiaus, they within her; there is a kind of vie medica those north powers,fhis res lution is taken. Hence- bany, ami hence were subjeefto rivalry, I After these three girls, Cornelius, Jr., was a prey to*~* cuts out and preserves a copy, and is im “ I didn't mix it, ^and I don ’ t know trix in the physical frame. Treat tbe forth “I serve no man but myself,” was The first was more circuitous, and the fare born. He has been for mauy years a will tay: irNapoleon i was right.” pressed with the importance of usiug the who did, and I can't straighten it, and I body kindly; let as much pure air as pos the decision of Cornelius Vanderbilt. was a dollar less. The Commodore saw drunken spendthrift, but of late claims About Clothes Pius. sible get to tiie lungs, and as much fresh don't know who can, and—what do you remedy at once ip case of danger. With what money he had saved and all that both roads should work in a com- to be reformed. Jlis father cast him off ” The medicinal pr«i>erties of-elecxmpane water as is needful be applied to the think, sir, of paving Broadway witl j. and he devoted -Ids profits entirely at one ticne, but since then they he could borrow, the ferry is made still mon -----1 interest, ,ia are very powerf 4. Milk itseU is a spe “ Excuse me, Mr. Twain; now,, there Insignii cant as the common wooden --'Francis,born flesh, and as much healthy exercise as mote valuable. He had seen the success to the purchase of Hudson river/bf which have been reconciled. cific f >r many p »isous. and while the i-life-long invalid, after andf^otbe8H i is in itself, its manufacture duty are the Southern outrages ----- ” permits be given to the muscles, and of “Fulton’s folly,” and soon a small he soon was also master. He mpde John C >rnelius, was a medical faculty Kuow no cute for this ter ‘ .'Never heard of them; never, never, neau part in American indus- as early rising as circumstances will °. . ruj® «nd uu,? iuriy. inc twelfth iwcmui steamer takes the place of the periauger. M. Tobin President, as a mere head piece, died unmarried *i forty J The ,1 triMQ rible disease, we should open every ave the numerous factories in New never. ” Staten Island, by nature beautiful, be and for a short time, but when his ar child was George, a fine youth, who grad- Jlc8’ ai, j <nd other States furnish em- allow be afforded to the recruitment nue of light into the dark subject. ^»Never heard of .them, Mr. Twain?” an' 1 of the brain, and then medicines will be comes a place of resort. The ferry in rangements were perfected, he assumed uated at West Point, but died early iu If the disease is oueot the imagination, A- “ No, sir, I never did (by this time to thousands of persons. There I life. The last is now Madame La Fitte, of | an avoidable affiir. creases in value, the steamboats increase the position which he still holds. TheJ we want a specific to give confidence and Mr. Twain had one side of his bag | are sever« L _____ thousand clothes pin mauu- in number, aud the landings are more roads were made to work in harmony,? | Paris. Upon the whole the family is a I factories Vi Pennsylvania ’ i aud Ohio, aud S our G oose .—To utilise the remainder packed aud was sitting on it); ain't in cure by the imagination; but this looks frequent. Times are hard, fares are low, with equal rates of fare, and through very creditable one. | one in thi vicinity of Saratoga, St N. Y., of the goose after cutting out the breaat my liue; -let’s talk ab >ut something like a real cure of a veritable disease. ' The Commodore’s pleasure was making but money is made, slowly one would tickets on the one were good on the other. each of whichris capable of turning out else.”. ; . ■ now say, but then, how fast! It is whis At this time the Commodore strfick his money, and he amused himself with,the 1,000 boA ¡a, or 720,000 pins per week, lor smoking, it is prepared as follows: “ Mr. TivaiiO understand you voted the The Sioux as Cavalry. pered that “Corneel Vanderbilt” clears first blow at Corning. The latter, as mastery of his rivals. To behold Daniel There arij several small factories scat- Cut up the flesh into suitable pieces; then Republican ticket?” $5,000 a year. Enormous and yet true f President of the Central, had failed, to Drew, John M. Tobin, Erastus Cdrnrng, tered tl$ jroughout Massachusetts, New take of vinegar and water equal quanti “Yes, sir; where’s the whisk-broom? Ah, Gen. Crook is'not disposed to belittle ties, enough to cover the meat, add a . * Then marriage, of course—the wife a comply with one of ths former's demands. Dean Richmond, Henry Ke< p, and other , .. 8ir, . would you the foes whom be has beeu fighting since re,-and Vermont, and are all landful of small onions, and salt, pepper, e it is; in you go. f' such characteis chained to bis triumph- 1 ^P 8 fl Vanderbilt's rule was to waste no words, snug» hard-working woman, with a fam j kter-power. As a rule those eu- cloves, etc.; boil together until the meat journey through life swiftly and in last spriug. He thinks that an Iudia» ily rapidly increasing—a turn for piety but to make men feel his power. To ant wheel, and cowering beneath his lash, ,un khe manufacture of clothes pins is done. This, if put in a cool place, will peace?” • • warrior makes the best cavalryman in in her heart, of which the man Cornelius punish Corning he was obliged to im were the pn per delights of a conqueror. “Yes,” replied the reporterf “but Mr. the world, aud he is un loubtediy right. brs. Beech, white birch and jeep well, and makes an excellent dish In the smaller way of passing an evening, Hre j ,a j pair his own interests, but the damage makes light.- lie has no God, save to Twain----- ” In his auuual report he says: “When the ,tr b the woods used in making the when warmed up or eaten cold. swear by; profane to a proverb, and yet was more than made up by the result. ho loved whist, but it must follow an af- |e birch and poplar being con- “ Never mind the ibtits. You must Indian was armed with a b >w and. 5 he has a God to serve—Mammon is its Orders were issued to check no baggage ternoon drive. JL fast team, with a tall, a.r 1C P ork and B eans —B obton W ay .— make a rule of packing tho whisk-broom Sioux he best.- Tue machinery em- arrow he was more formidable, fighting white-headed driver, whose noble form 81 . .1 beyond Albany. Travelers found them name. He is hungering and thirsting Three piuts of beans, soak over night, wijh greed. Other steamboats are built. selves delayed and annoyed by re-check commanded general attention, ferould of- 1’ . .g-J j very simple. The wood is first larboil until quite soft, not to break up; first. Now for the pipe and the Bible, as he does most of <. the time on horse lo logs four feet in length, and and there I’m all packed; must go; got back, than when begot the old-fashioned He is now, at fojrjy, rich; some say worth ing at that station. The heavy travel ten be sfeen on the Avenue, and then add salt and two tablespoonfuls molasses, to catch a train in three minutes; good muzzle-loading rifle. But when be came |nto small square sticks by means I everybody would exclaim, “ There goes l i Cn ■ 1 $200,000, and coining money, that ferry immediately sought the Erie Ilrad, but three quarters of a pound of pofk ; scar . cu S ing-maebiue. Each stick after ify the pork; All up with boiling water; by;” and in a twinkling Mr. Train was on into possession of the breech-loader and K ha® become a mint. A hundred men are while the Hudson River R >ad suffered the Commodore.” As a man of litera- metallic cartridge, which allows him to o in his service; hard woik, light pay, with the Central was crippled. C >rning paw tnre,of taste,or of any mental attainments I b€1A< rl uuded in a lathe is passed into lake in an earthen pot in a good oven all 'his way to Hartford. another 1 Ihachine, which throws out a The reporter turned sadly to leave, load and tire from his horse with perfect his empty coaches aud retrieved his iieyond the »choolboy, he was at four- liberal profanity. day; keep adding boiling wuter; don't when the pensive voice of the Republi ease, number >f perfectly formed pins at one he became at on:e ten thousand blunder. He kissed the rod and began score just what he was at nineteen. He ''‘There is but one in the world, and cut and Vith great rapidity. The pins allow them to become dry. can politician was again heard, ‘and times more formidable. With the im ” Such is the language of the I to feel that it might yet strike a still had read nothing but the newspaper, ^nd that's me. .. .. C entennial C ake .—Five eggs, beaten Mr. proved arms I have seen our friendly,, around he beheld selfi-h. Pre-eminently is it the language I harder blow. The through check system little of that. He had no time for tbe are tbet thrown into a large revolving separately and nicely, two cupftfTs white turning head cy lindel And smoothed by friction with Twain, with his body in and his Indians, riding at full speed, shoot aud fine arts. He beard no lecturos. He at-1 of the man Vanderbilt. Workmen arc was renewed and travel was rest »red. sugar, one cupful butter, one cupful sweet kill a wolf, also <>n the lUi^ while it is a „ withheld; ___ _ . the brow- This was, as has been said, the O>mmo- tended no political meetings. He could each otl pr. New York and Boston are milk,one and a half spoonfuls of cre tin of out of the elevator. cheapened; pay is print cipal markets for this ware, and the prii “ I say, now, you had better not rare thing that oar troops cm hit an beating powers of the capitalist is dis-1 dhre’s policy through life, “rule or ruin; converse only on the hackneyed range, tartar in four or more cupfuls of fl >ur, the information I have given you.” hence t)$*y arg shipped in large quanti Indian on horseback, though the soldier played. No man gets so much work serve me or be crushed.” Daniel Drew, which included stocks, corners, brokers, one-half teaspoonful of soda in one-half may be on his feet at the time. The “Why not?” < done for the same money as this tyranni- George Law, Erastus C irning and other horses and whist. Brought down to a ties to the Wèst, aud to England and Aus cupful of sweet milk; flavor with essence “Because it’s private, and bscause .if Sioux is a cavalry soldier from tne time cal Vanderbilt. N° wonder he succeeds. I magahterwere but the subjects of the careful scrutiny, he ran in his^narrow tralia. Qver 100,000 boxes of pins are an of lemon. Don’t make too stiff; bake one nually sgiit to England, and a correspond you do I’ll kill oneF of the editors you he has intelligence enough to ride a Hear him swear when a bill is rendered, railway autocrat, who, like.tlie beast in rut. His social circle was composed of hour. can’t spare ;I will,I will. Merry Christmas. horse or fire a guu. If he wishes to dis oae would think that oaths were legal- the Revelations, came upout of tbe sea. inferior men like Harker and Gus Schell, ing number to Melville, Sidney, New ~ liv 1 B utter S ponge C ake .—One cup of —New York World.'' mount, his hardy pooy, educated by long tenders. The pious wife goes to church Thenceforward Erastus Corning trem- who could make up a whist party and Zealaudi*and the Sandwich Islands. O I iog ing-to -to tike depression in busiueds prices usage, will graze around near where he butter, two cups of sugar, one and one- aad has a pew, but how to pay the rent? b'.ed for his safety. He had been Presi- chat on the gossip of Wall street. during ihe past two years have fallen off half cups of flour, six eggs, half teaspoon has been left, ready when his master J osh B illings ’ A phorisms .—The The purse-strings are held in a tight dent of the Central for twelve years and The C mmodore is not to be exalted as twenty-ave per cent, and some of the wants to mount either to move forward ful soda, one teaspo-mt'ul cream tartar. grasp. “Bend them to me,” is the word, COuld defy any power but the Commo- a modi^l. His sole object through life manufa|turers in New England have grate tight ix fust for bread, then but or e-cape. Even with their lodges aud gr*»P- and the woman knows what they will dore. In 1864 the latter owned half a has been to make money. * We may ad- ceased ^operations because they could Dissolve the soda io one tablespoon milk. ter on the bread, and then sugar on the families tliey can move at t.ie rate of get. Meanwhile the California fever has million in Central btock and supported mire his personal beauty, and also , his buy ehtibper from the West than they Rub the cream tartar in the flour. butter. fifty miles per day. They are perfectly O nions .—Putting cream on onions bfokenout’ The year is 1849, and the the C »ruing ticket. > Therefore from that talents, but they are identified with it;- could ^Manufacture themselves, besides Be mersifult to all the dum animals; familiar with the country, h»ve tjieir instead of butter (or even a little no man can git to Heaven on a sore- man Cornelius is fifty-five. Who is better tjme was master of the road. Dur tense selfishness. During more than sixty saving itu spies aud buntiug parties out all the time pen»e of packing and trans- milk if one has no cream)' re backed horse. cream)'.re shaped than he to meet the exigency j«f ¡Dg ibis interval his income had accumu- years lie has been grasping wealth, and portatiKi. ie ex Tne at distances of from twenty to fifty mile* price depeuds entirely moves much of the strong flavor, and tbe day? He is an expert navigator, with feted with immense rapidity. He had his iron will, his energy, and his relent upon tljie 1 each way from tlteir villages, kuow the The grate mistake that most people make finish and number in a box. renders them less likely to affect weak more cash than any active business man made more during five years of railroad less tyranny have rendered him success ís ix, they think more ov their ounuing than number and movement of ail the troops stomachs uupleasautly. in the city. Here is a harvest to be Mjfe than during his entire previous career. ful. Sympathy was not to be expected A ccordi ding to the annual report of the that may be operating against them, just reaped, and faithfully will the task be All of this profit had gone into New from such a man, but pride could some Govertraie ent Commissioner of Education, »To M end C hina .—Take a very thick they do ov their honesty. about whit they can probably do, and The grate sekret ov popularity ix to rformed. The ferry is still continued, York Central, which was hardly tip to times operate upon hiapocket He gave, | jmit published, out of a total school pop solution of gum arabic in water, and stir can chooae their own times and t see the fleet of steamers that also call { par, owing to the peculation of his di for instance, eight acres of land to tbe ulfetioif^Q the United States of 14,007, into if; plaster of Paris, until the mixture make every one satisfied with himself heuce places of couflict or avoid it altogether.” first, and afterwards satisfied with yu. him master. No wonder they style him rectory. At this time some New York Moravian Cburoh, and'he also gave a ¡532, th| tre are 8,756,659 ------ — persons receiving becomes of the proper consistency. Ap The unhappiness of this life seems “Commodore.” This title at least he de caMUists, who held large interests in the house to the finances of his dead son . a publi : school education, beside those ply it with a brush to the fractured edges A GENTLEMAN, dining with a friend serves. He knows everything about a CeVal, met the Commodore, and the George. His second wife had great in reisoni who receive private instruction, of the china, and stick them together. In principally to kbnsist in gitting every one day, was struck by the earnestness thing we kan ymd wanting everything we ship from a rope's end to the keelson. scliCTne was soon matured. At the annual fluence over him, aud to this, rather than t fe oj i such facts as these, aided by the tlyee days the article cannot be broken in with which one of the little girls regard hain ’ t got. t His vessels sncceed, and indeed under election of 1867 the latter was made to any generous instincts of bis own, is | sotiial j and religious influence of the the same place. The whiteness of the bin. He therefore took her upon cement renders it doubly valuable. such calculations success seems inevitable. President. The removal of the former due his benefactiqp% to the Nashville country, that the hope of a better citizen- I hav finally cutri to the konklushun c bis knee, aud began talking with her. B ritannia W ares .—To clean Britannia that the best epitaff enny man kan hav, This advance brings him into rivalry Board was complete, and the peculators College. The present Mrs. Vanderbilt is sl|ip agd permanent republic rests. “ Please, sir, ” said she, presently, “tell a woman of grekt benevolence and gen metal, use finely-powdered whiting, two for all praktikal purposes, is a good bank me what’s iu the bodfe next to yours.” ( With George Law and other leaders, but- were, figuratively speaking, kicked, out. D aj ^ el P rince , of Agawam, Massa- tablespoonfuls of sweet oil, and a little ackount. t*»«y 'soon learn the power to which they The change in the regime was organic, eral force of character, and being de _ “Tell me, my little girl, why you wish termined to improve her opportunities, ch used *, who, with his brother at Gosh- yellow soap melted to some thickness; except that Corning, as a mark of favor, Paupers suffer less than mixers do the to know.” are to be subjected. Law is a powerful man, but the Commodore is his master. was allowed for a short time to hold a she has succeeded in obtaining a college en, io the same State, are the oldest mix with a little spirits of wine. Rub man who don’t kno whare he ix going to “Because, sir, I heard mamma say you Negotiations occur between them and Directorship. The profits of the road endowment equal to three months! in living; wins in the country, celebrate« this cream on with„a sponge or soft flan git hix next dinner, suffers less than the were next door to a brute.” are broken off. The Commodore is roiled were turned to the account of the stock come. their h nety-second birthday lately. nel, wipe it off with a soft cloth and pqU; one who ix anxious to kno how mutch it « • 1 The estate will be chiefly given to Wil . / and replies to the next overture by con- holders, and its value has since then ish with a leather. il a going to kost him. T he recent Arctic Expedition spent , OLS for the instruction of illiter liam (who is already a millionaire), while • signing Law to the unmentionable place. doubled. Love’s Messengers. < t_ ________ : i________ —a? € . * .1 '■ 1 — “ -■ K S even car-loads of silk worms’ eggs, The Commodore, like the poet, beheld other heirs will be remembered in a mod ate pi toners are being established in the M eek men abroad are - Law knocks under, and the Commodore valued at $3,000,000, passed East lately. meek men at home. allows him to stand second In naval im- alp on alp ascend before him. To pro- erate manner. The public' will never Paris ■ \ i ■VS-'x’ not al wap two weeks with the mercury 59 below xero. Si