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About Lafayette courier. (Lafayette, Or.) 1866-1??? | View Entire Issue (Sept. 11, 1874)
AFA VOL. IX LAFAYETTE COURIER. A Row in a TTE OREGON, SE CLIPPINGS. die»’ Car. • affair has necesîH ilishment of a “new n several Eastern the above heading, ¡men from a proin- Published every Friday by DORRISS & HEMBREE. About women—Men. I was A paper containing many points—a paper of needles. • Child’s play tarli ng a Dew daily paper in Baltimore.. Gild a big knave and Fttle hon- est men will worship him. FotUville rats twirl their fore legs against their noses sarcastic ally at rat-traps. - >r a camel*, to î of a needle er,}' to. walk A long-winded orator is said to have a peeping car attached io his train of thought. more sue It is a strange 'fact that wise men learn more from fools than fools do from wise men, BUSINESS CARDS thqpy is rummaging winds of Otsego coun- wiid flowers and all '■ i ;ts| nor- virtue are æ scandal and infirm* I in the Brooklyn ex- u- • I • •[ » ' ? ’Î .os-out that Fa ’ | ' 4 J . — " was inter* Anthony . ' ! ■> Note shavers succeed financially because they “take so much inter There was now about 190 est” in their business. Somebody has noticed that nine on the board. Ike bet onë, teen out of every twenty newspa to twenty because he per men have straight noses. . The dealer said his’n The fool sceketh to pick a fly le at twenty more. I from a mule’s bind leg. The wise man letteth out the job to the low est ladder. Memphis husbands punish their wives by making them ’ sii on chunks of ice while they knit the heel uf a flocking. “Can’t they train Chinamen to eat grasshoppers?” is the conun drum propounded by interested parties in the West. SULLIVAN A Chicago paper thinks that a recent published ballad, “0, speak no more, shoi^d have been dedi cated to Anna Dickenson. I L’ 4 who was present ut it tò .David Where is George Francis-Train? He ought to be in the Beecher- Tilton scandal. Get in, George, there*.» room for one more. “I wouldn’t have left, but the peop c kinder egged me on,” «aid a man who was asked why he quit bis Kansas home in a hurry. i • The Milwaukee man who tied his dog to a wagon-wheel to learn him to be a coach dog, is disgust ed with the whole business. A warn to kill her. ’ 1 a ipimjn to tal.k,| wife used to ncarlfi noi4 remember will deliberately planm ‘ i in a court oi justice Or anywhere else. In fact but for tlip efforts of these gentlemen a| blotrny' scene wauld have followed tls(£entrance of the negroes into the |ldies’ car. £11' 4 A stout old woman in Detroit got mad lately, because a photo grapher wouldn’t let her fan' hei- self while she had her picture taken. I b<t$10 that she 'd on talking for thrq she |ornmenccd. I I froiiS home, but she? • nothing,” exc aims a .journal, “ to redeem ï A Buffalo paper announces that by the recent burning of an ice house there, twenty thousand tons of ice were “reduced to ashes.” . thatiwomdh’t lie, at al" ; 4 her Bpnop -I retui the i ihd of three j was hb one around on a chair where I ‘ . • * f - it . An old phrase has l»een altered to suit the age. An account of Petrarch in a morning journal says "he was born of a rich but honest father.” - - Remonstrance was in vain. Bus- teed was determine! tq see that I the negro occupied |he Oat in the , ladies’ coach, ain^ thoge is no doubt, left Se’ma aimed | for the A chap who spent $1,500 to graduate from Harvard, is Post draiik it. Woodford re- master in Iowa at $24 per year. that the fellow wouldn’t Whpre would he hare been but for his Latin and Greek? ** ■ purpose of backing Sam in resist- i ing the attempt of the conductor Rector’s daughter to Sunday- school—“Oh^you have an elder brother;- well, how old is he?” Schoolboy—"dunno, miss, but be has just started to swearing.” -*---- - L Baum is a? man whose ' il;‘ ‘ • '1 ; TH ■ • s frequently mentioned in ithem newspapers with such 11 remarks as t| mg: s an’ undersized .German ■ of languages, extinguished in pa fall eled cfyjek And Hiis able qn familiarity with the s an: abstract principle; in- The log cabin which Mr. Lfn- j.coin made when sixteen years old, stands in seven different counties in Illinois, and they haven’t got through conn ting yet. •. w --- ----- ------------------- -. The Buffalo Express cannot un ¡maybe said tW with him derstand how so large a paper as i stranger than Action. - the Providence Press can be print Hi— ant you to retract what you ed in Rhode Island, and asks ¡where ¡this morning’s ‘Herald, or tlie boys stand to fold it? The folding is probably done mail trains where- there is of room. *' , Support your county paper. The first musquito of the season I was capture? near Newark, N. J., recently, after killing - two dogB and biting off nine inches of his captor’« car. • j “Mam, why don’t you talk to your master and tell him to lay up 1 treasures in Heaven?” "What is de use of him laying up treanres up dar? He never scr mo again.”