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■ LAFAYETTE, OREGON, JUNE It, 1374. VOL. IX. • **•» •• Exercises in Natural History. | NO. 1«. Ladles Don't Yon Marry. ■' Change» of a' although enough to secure it if CLIPPINGS. I r-r-; 1 . Following is from -, the New there is a Ij^ard w|thin read). Hg Published every Friday by The ¿American Register prints The nineteenth cei jbtury has wit A green-groccr-Onc who truste/ is a very obsii$te animal, and it DORRiaS Ac TÏEJSÆBÛREE York Weekly: the views of a correspondent (a nessed man)’ and great discoveries Vegetable philosophy— Sage ad- [. “Class in Natural History stand is almost impq^ible to move him lady) as to whom girls ought not Ind908 Fulton* oc k out th( vice. when he ha$ once planted his foot up. What is a lion? ” TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. to marry. The list is so long that first ¡latent for the nv ention of i A table of interest—The dinner down. Like qthe-r show folks he ■ “ Bob White — he ’ s a lyin ’ about 00 One Copy, One Year, - S3 we fear no men will be left for steamboat. J i8,occafcionapYivhard up. I saw an table. One Copy, Six Months, • 1 75 me half the time.” those who follow her advice. Her hich made The first stcomboats i 00 One Copy, Three Month«, - 1 “My gad will be lyin’Hbout elepha ii| ‘shelve his trunk at a pawn catalogue is formidable; whether Cure for a felon—Take it to the regular trips aerofcai th Atlantic your back pretty lively if, yoU don’t j shop once, lint it if rpined ’ ’ the pawn- it is just we leave to the reader’s penitentiary. Ocean was the Sirus ¿nd Great RATES OF ADVERTISING look sharp. Go on.” f *! broker trying- fa 1 .= advance on it. judgment from the few specimen A family of original cremation- Western in 1830. • I tt ’i* 1» I n Boy murmurs under his breath, Hannibal was a (Celebrated ele- extracts: i Inc iï, 1 75 11 2S j I 75 j G 00 ; '.» on 1 15 00 The first public appl cation to ists—Burn-’ems. pliant, and IJafaii'»al, Missouri was - Don’ t marry _ phant,and Haches, | 175 ¡ 2 50 | 3 <i0 | s no 112 1 18 00 “My Gad!” and continues: ____ for- practice the use of gas far illumina any man over Tailor measuring fat customer. »Inches, | 2’»0 | 3.»i | 4 50 | !» Ou 1 is 122 00 1 named aftc|* Kim./ There were ty. Jle bristles with habits as “ The lion is a native of a me tiliches, L3ÿ>| 4 (D¡ 5 (Will ¡20 | 30 Oil —“Would you hold the end, sir, ting was made in 1802. _ A 1_ L_ -_ —— ___ 1 — 4 ('■>!. i'r.n i 5 so i g oí), is ' 122 32 00 nagerie, generally found, in the oncq t|wo elcpbrfatSj who traveled English young ladies do with an - In 1813 the streets of London while I go round?” . } Col. 1 600 1 « 00 1 4» 00 ’ 24 I j 2s ¡3^00 show business, though he is mostly together named Romeo and Juliet. I gels.4 ' * 1 Col. : 7.' ■ , ‘J 06 1 12 . 2» » 30 J 50 00 were for the first lime lighted with Why are clergymen like tail < i :c< a good deal, I Don’t marry the lively man. He is ■ They run on ai cj'ed^t 1 C«L lb IB i D '1 3 » ¡50 ¡ 90 00 at home in the jun’gles. gas. ’ way porters? Because they do a - ---- :------ ------------------ ije-owe ’e whenever very strong, as you perceive l^y and that made ! ' Botic-ou Don ’ t marry the man who stops Business notice-» in the Local, Columns, 25 In 4813 lhere was built at good deal of coupling. smelling his cage. He pounces on Juliá-e/.” / /ir 1 ’ J cents per liuc, each insertimi. , For l‘g ii « nd transient ad » ejtisenients $2.- atfyjscfc tolar tell me about your,mouth with compliments, Waltham, Mass., a mil believed Suggests the Travelers’ Record: his. victims by stealth, and in pol 50 per square <»f 12 lines, for the tirst inser makes desperate love to you the to have been the first the world tion. iMil $1.0#per square tor each subsequent itics he is a tory.” “How to Shorten ocean voyages— the rhinoceros?” nsertion. ’ first time he sees you, and talks which combined all th ie require- Lengthen the ships. . “Yes, I call 4 Tfie rbiocerous is /yCgjU Advertise me nt.* to l>e Paul for up “4 tory?” j about .kissing. That man thinks ments for furnishing cloth from on making Proof by the Publisher. A ^4nUii|emp0ratc'|)ea8t, and keep ts a “Looking two ways for Sunday.” “ Yes; predatory. ” X Personal Adv«. 50 Ct*. *Linr.'«t ; women arefoolsjbuthc is mistaken. raw cotton. _ * his ejjps continually —Scrutinizing ih duple directions “Right When does the lion horn be Subcriptions Sent East, $2 00 a Year. Don't marry a man who tells In 1790 there were only twenty- sometimes I of m. He is so for the Christian Sabbath. reach his greatest size?” wonderful stories of which he is five postoffices in the w îole coun- FOR SALE, thick sfciqne at rspapcr “When he is put on a showbill? a ■ A Hoboken editor, being chal always,, the hero, and in which he try, and up to 1837 th ) rates of E HAVE FOR 8 \LE ONE OF THE ' attack has cvjer reached him.'The “What are the different kinds of Celehrat.Ml PARKER BROS. Breech , ^always distinguishes himself by postage Were 24 cents fbr.a letter lenged, sent word in reply: “When Loading Shot Guns, n I a bargain.- tapir .is anot] :|cr thick skinned an- lions?” e I want to .die I can shoot myself.” extraordinary wit, or sagacity, or sent over four hundred-1 ihlles. i The African lion, Asiatiq lion, mal,alsb, and a native of Sumatra. BUSINESS CARDS. “He handled his gun carelessly, courage/tor presence of mind— In 1807 wooden clocks com Richard Cœur de Lion, lyin’ in They don’t {live long in this coun- these qualities ^toeing, as a rule, menced to be made bv Machinerv. and put on his angel plumage.” is want?to collect dam- w. M. RAMSEY wait, dandelion, and lyin’ like try, but if you u wa conspicuous in liiiii/-^ • • This ushered iu the era of cheap the latest Western obituary notice. ages it doh t (Jo r any .good to go to Old Harry. ” C Atorney at Law, Don't marry a man who has *a clocks. 4 An experienced old gentleman •’What is the female lion called?’ Sumatra. ' jh-inkiqg men don’t LAFAYÈÏTE, OREGON. great many sisters. Such lvxman > About the year 1833 the first- says that alL that*is necessary' in like fo see snakVs- and things at a “Lady of Lyons.” is always spoiled; bcs:des whi railroad of any considerable the enjoyment of love or sausages O.Äcc in the Court House.- I •‘You will be Claw’d if you mcnagerief, but after5’ a hard spjee ;t is not | pleasant to be engaged to gth in the United States was is confidence. ;ilAS.A. BALL. . It STOTT keep on. Who was the first lion a toper has-no (Ejection to a tapir. You can have a recess; go and a man who knbws all about your constructed. “A stitch in time saves nine.”— ’ r BALL STÔTT, performer?” falso hair, and I’ . how ; much your In 1840 the fii-st experiment in The first impression of a needle i join the Crusaders.1 ‘ Next boy! Ættorneys at Law, “Daniel.” dress cost a yard. No ponían can photograph was made by Daguerre upon a rent obviateth a nine-fold Describe thejt iraffe.” . “ Why di'lu ’ t the lions molest 111 First S re 't, Oppwi'e Occidental Hotel. About 1840 the first express introduction. “The giraff^ is the onljt animal ever be an ideal divinity to a man him? ” POnTLANÏ), OREGON. who has a whole squadron of sis* was established. n ” ‘ whose, nosOlis sd fait fr rom h ’ s ex- “ ’ Cause they were sorrv. A Yankee editor has, recently jan l()tf tors. The anthracite coal business , I *“Sorry to find Dan i/l fn the trend ties that he don’t have .to got up«a remedy for hard times. Don ’ t marry . a man who says may be said to have begun 1820. P. c. SULLIVAN’. wash his feet. 'AJ.thongli.no orator l lions’ den.” It consists of ten hours’ labor> well every womai ought to know how In 1836 the first patent for the “2 bru bratp is, Le gets his living by worked in. [The teacher takes the precoci as A.ttorney at Law, to cook. ,y|t invention of matches was i granted. Dallas, Oreffou. ous lad across his kneC, and after his tongup, with Which he crops “The least said, the soonest Don’t maiyy a man who wears In 1845 the first telegram ram was the beybaga (from the* top of the ILL PRACTICE IN THE COCRTS working on him lor a spell, tells mended.”—The minimum of an of 7. ¿,l eye-glass," or tight boots with sent. ■ if Yamhill, P >lk and oilier counties , « tallest trees, add is corresponding I him he can sit down, whil’h he can’t i i Oregon. 2H!y high heels, wh jo cqrls his hair or Steel pens were introduced for ' fensive remark is cobbled with the . ly fond of higli lii ing^ ” with any comfort for some time.] greatest promptitude. his mustache; who puts scent in bis use in 1803. * •_ • I ‘ ‘ Let soane frgky yot^igster mouut ‘ Next boy. Dcscribè the tiger/’ )JAS. McCAJN, A New York merchant absent”? The first successful reaper was whiskers or Ijleaches his eyelids, The Royal Bengal Tiger is a the playful droiiK'daij.” * \i inindcdly copied a love-letter to ATTORNEY AT LAW, “The Jiuinijilary or Arabian who lisp$, who has his finger-nails constructed I in 1833. native of India, 'wherie he lives ¡n In 1846 Elias llowc obtained a Ins “heart’s idol” in the letfer-book long and pointed, carefully cut in LAFAYCTrE. on EGON. India-gcnt circumstances until camel, is an ^exceedingly useful au uhuuiid sha|ic, who wears four- ¡»atent for s the first sewing Ma ( of the firm before sending it. iLL FRAC IT E IN AU. OF’TUE I ' Y F ' . - mari 1 v 8tf j cagixl and brought tq America, beast oj burdeh and furuijbes milk’ <Mte Co »et*- chine. buttoned globes, tak^ six aud A gentleman in Pottsville^ Arabs.) There is no dairy to the Arabs.,» when, after taking out his hatur The first successful method of I F 11 5 K C. BRAUMiAW. ihre^quailersj ijind tvlhXyou so; i vulcanized India (Rubber was ¡»at- ’ Penn., has named his dog Penny, ‘ ulization paper, be outers upon a equal tq the dduiie daYy- The milk t \ ' I • * . I because it was.one cent to him and Attorne ut Law, career of indolence and luxury. | ii said to I k * exji i*lient (as there are who if lie be di brk wears a red era- ented in 1839. A ---------- '■——j vat, and if liefUe fai^, a i sky-blue has had ten milk with the eat. LAF ATE rTE OR EOOX. He makes a triuin|»halqa t«cession no pump> i|iere ,aud u6 Arab con- A J oke on a C ongressman ; one--there is no surer indication I ! through tbq streets on top of a siders hjs dtyrt complete without it A placard in a Brooklyu bar OfMce iu thè Court H óum . of a man’s character Oian his neck- There is a siglrt of wickedness The drGniedarv can gdmanv dnvs gilded chariot, and varie« hi« diet he;. 1 always iqok at| that fjrsjf I leit in the world ___ vet. ... _ Sobe _ chap ber s shop window announces,”’*' LAKAYM l u liL.'iN Dliui' lulii. ■ occasionallj by chawing t|p an an without w;atr,ubi;there are m»*n uy ’at Wftshingt on a t a cir quW to “lAots blÀkedWnside.” ‘Bât must has ! emtrobled visiting _ 5 ---------- ' ’ 4 cards Jhi make the imal performer. JF.e likes asleight tjiis Country w * . the Granges of the West,fantain-‘ not that-be very bad for the stock [and a brilliant P monogram, and a al- ^EHGCSUN A BIRD, « orner of Je.Aerson 1 rv siclHat siciqat that game,! for of hand man best, on account of dromedary * ■■ - . and Nlaiu ; dealer» in produce urdgen ing the statement that any publicf ings? Ways wears a ^rosebud in his but- they don't t drjnl^ wal water from one erai merchandise. his fondness for the jugulai.” documents desired by the niembei-s “I say,” said a rough fellew to a ton hole.. aqbther.f z eâd ’to aqpt|ei “In what manner do min fight year’s eid E LT Y A SIMPSON» north side Main ‘■V/M-l I«.,,’« ,1 •■>,/■ 4 Lr.z. I Don’t marrV a man who keeps would be promptly forwarded by fop with conspicuous bow-legs, “i street; dealen» in drugs, confectioA- .1 1 ! You Ifavc d| uRim0d fang ¡enough the tiger?” ; eries aud family s ipplies. ’ ‘ like express if they would send their say, don’t you have to have your / ------------------- -- — ---------------------- --------- i—I at that dromedijlry. Zêbidée, arise; bull dogs, “ With red and white checks AS. McCAlN, attorney ; office on south' addresses to members of Cqngress. pantaloons cut with a circula^/ * n them. side Main street. can you inakd sdme mention of the i mostly. ” * I bear?” jk Don’t mnr|yJ a inttn who gets As a result, the various Senators ' saw?” M. RAMSEY. County Judge and “ You ’ ll pass in yours early if ■ • ' k-1 j and Represerftatjyes a^L the punitaL • attorney <t law,—office in the I i. up early. •»ST- TXz--«« /»..._• . ' Courier. Lafayette I I * p- J ' I ■ I V' ’ '-f 1 t ■■ ’ ■ • 1 i 1 — i|WI a a JI — ■ ■ 1 - ---------------------------- 1--------- —-------------------- it • j: I • I ' W t Y * » I , j u K -. 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