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»— ■r------ J fr A «M*»a ..... - < . À ’ ' OREGON,! JOTE 5, 1S74.- VOL. IX. h';¡ i t NO«. 15. U Why Richardson Stick t* constituents. Dojypti feel pretty there is another of the order in the ! CLIPPING« til •’ > - ♦ t ____ jJJii« -?! mom, he raises himself gently by | tlOW INITIATIONS AftE CONDVCTEt). smart this Evening?? f Published every Friday by * XV hen the country stops an d I A great object in life— A flifin.t, C. Y kj L wherp* the bustle goes the slack of hii—of I .is unmention- i i considers what ^ind of a mai| DORRI99 As ' On being brought Into the ante» on. i i 4 • i ; ... ables—scratclijes his off thigh with 1 If ycur brain is dn fire blow it on. i Grant is, it ceases to be copfound r room of the lodge, Greengrocer. out. ! . * M. W. U. U ’ r Savagely) give his near hoof, apd remarks in a ’ e(] ftt .¡3 rcteiltion ,,r RicI Bl = ■ terms of HüßsCRiPTtON. ardsor Temple, No. 101, I was told that me a che^r jpf tobickir! O “Letting off sleep,” is little voice of thunder, “are there lany | . , . „„ ' as Secretary of the Treasury aftei > 93 00 I was balloted Tor and accepted. One Copy, Ona Year, Candidate sàircìies himself boy’s definition of snoring. f Grangers about? The answer is: : the Saul)Orn cxpo?urcs and ¡hc - - 1 75 One Copy, Six Months, My informant who was securely thoroughly,'but ns4here is no place ■“Jecs wax.” The inquirer then , - 11 00 One Copy, TUree Mouth*. Epitaph for a eannibol--“One r H'- Vil * i ♦ \r „ z q o Ü " miliatziig proofs of Richardsons masked by what I afterward learn about | w’ho loved his fellow-men.* him to sticrç a pocket, tner“&y8f «Let us see,” (letter C,) And i utter incompetency for tha cilice ed, was a large burdock leaf, per RATES OF ADVERTISING : to explain, tut is jhlerrupted with: the other party must immediately T|1WC ifl a liartii|)Ood « the meu- When is a match frivolous? in the meu- forated with holes for the eyes, 1W I JW i 3W I 3M~i 6.1 Never rojind, my. dear young pull out his stomach aud disclose tal and |noraI chai.acter of G1.ailt Y hen, it makes light of. things« told me that if 1 valued my life it friend, I am welltja>are that in rne uranu. the brand. ? ; ■ > i.:.„ - a good .......... .. which served-him turn un M hy should a magistrate be 2IucliC!>, I 175 ¡ 2 50 | would be necessary for me to strip. your present’conditipn. you can can no no ’ These brands, are applied in lpn.you aiuchvN, I 2 >0 I 3 50 i der thd pressure of bad fortune very cold? Because he represents As I did consider that of consid more Jurmsfi iliiche», ; 35»O I 4 00 i jurnisfl yourH yourifiidnds ........... ’mdnds with the . such a manner that I am enabled IJ during*the war, but which totally justice. 4UÒ1. !4;Oi55O| erable worth to me, and as he ital f * ■ $eed thqn Adanù could be com .to assure you they will wash. T > J Col. j 500 I 00 I unfits him for a civil ruler/ And What nation is most likely to icised his words by carelessly play fortably in a plug| ltyt and tight I was here interrupted Mr. Edi in'nothing has this trial beeiK- more auccecd in a difficult enterprise? ing with a seven shooter, I willi- boots. I It is merely- to teach you tor, by a volley filed into the open stubbornly exhibited than in the Determinatiow. Bnniness notices in the Local Columns, 25 drew from my garments with ca- the grebt lesson of economy—do window, evidently intended for cents per line, each insertion. i <vprnoqR kind oi4 men j.e has selected 0d for My masked friend then I ing to others as you’d like to have is a ship designated as For leg il and transient ad\^rti^meuts5-’.- r~vl mC. Fortunately I escaped with SO per square of 12 lines, for thc^zst inser- 1 presented me with the regalia of his Cabinet, and in the. tenacity “she?” Because she always keeps them do to lyoù. J You ” will now out a scratch, and which is of more :ion, an I $1.00 per -quare tor each subsequent nsertion. the first degree, called “The Fes- be conducted to tfi e Kfosl Eminent consequence, suceided in fetching with which he has clung to them a man on the look out» * / Ltgal to be Paid for up . tive Plow boy,” which consisted Squash Producer, i wltO will teacln off iny precious manuscript. This ; in spite qf the remonstrances of the on m-tkin'j Proof by the Publisher. Many of - the daily papers say better portion of the Rej|ubBicans, Personal Advs. 50 Cts. n Line. u»l merely of one large cabba^e lcaf you the grand haij ing.sign of dis- is aboaball there|s in the ceremo they are opposed to inflation, and v Subcriptions Sent East, $2 00 a Year. and iu the face of the frowns of i y<?t_ they are constrintly blowing „a attached to a waistband of potatd- tress. • The sign, ij iy worthy bro.^ ny of a?ny n^ any importance. I mifst almost the whole country. 'I vines. In this airy costume I wais FOR SAL.E, will insure.V ou ajainst many of up people. . i ♦. ■ L_ _ the count! leave ___iitry at once. Arm- This is especially true of ¡Rich K HAVE FOR SV RE ONE OF T lift conducted to the door, where my the ills of th î <igri|ul(urist-among Newspaper readers do not l:ke ed menare at my heels—they ardson. We are passing through Célébrât.*! PARKER BROS. Breech companion gave three distinct them, against die itbs and being know thatT anf writing to expose a transition epoch in finance jwhich to peruse indifferent poetry by lit Loading Shot Huns, at a Auirgain. I raps. (I.^was securely blindfolded bit by ferocious gi Hs^hoppers. them. ‘ disturbs business almost beyond tle girls—unless the little girfs are BUSINESS CARDS by binding a slice of rutabaga The candidate i nojw conducted You may heaij from me again precedent, gives birth to, jnoxel their own. - # over each eye.) A sepulchral voice to thé most lpnnncj it Squash Pro- W. M. RAMSEY bv mail, if I should deem it best and dangerous theories in politi The Cincinnati elephant that fi om within asked, “who comes?” ducer, who says: ; I ■ > to expose the otlier degrees. Un cal economy, and threatens threaten^ the swallowed two gallons of whisky Attorney t it Law, My guide answered: “Ayouth My brothcj-,^1 1 rill now invest til then adieu. i, / very existence of the partv charg at one gulp says that be took it L A FAYETTE, OREGON. . ful agriculturist who desires to be you with thetordc) t of the Festive I I • 1 ’ From your kacred friend, ed with the administration oi I the for “a cold.” come a Granger. ” * Plow-Boy, which ! ]■ . '.- a ou have jwell e O.n-e i t the Court H«» iim - i B. POLE. Government, In such a ¡crisis A man hangs ldmself and-* “no Sepulchral Voice—Have YOU won by your lieroi ; .¿chievemOiits 5 I ■ ï N. B . T This ¡ceremony of initia Grant keeps at the head o! the cause” is assigned, when every one R >T<i!T ZllA-t.A. KALI. looked him carefully over?’L I while harnessed— may you ever lion is lised durinjg the absence of f B ALL & STOTT, Treasury. Department a ' man lard- must know that the rope was the G. T'he candidate has carroty wear it’ witblplcasprelto yotirself, 9 < L / 1 j "1 the lady me|nbe.rs. Their iiirtia- / ’ A.ttor lieys at Law, hair, reddish whiskers, and a turn- and may it bo a npa|^ of terror tion ceremonies are entirely dif ly fit to be a director of an : nsur- cause. ancc company, and who has b; arle- There is,laughter in Chicago ill Fic.4 Sirei-t, OppiMUe 0¿ci<k-ntal Hotel. i tip nose. to your enemies; ferent, being much simplified, as ly escaped condemnation by a Con- because a .St. Louis detective went S. ‘V. Tis well. Wlrvdov^i POR TLA kl), OREGON. ? ' The candidhfc i they should be. * t i ■ grcssional committee as 4 sly«ltherc and had his pocket picked . ' janlolf wish to become a Granger?” ------------- ----------------------- w’rth thp regalia if 1 • . ’ • 1 - •T; • I -r rogue by satisfying? thcm< that he is r on a lmrse-car. « > G. That I may be then by th^ Plow boy. whfch|c( nsl “ F arewell , E yes .”- A Wor- p. c. SULLIVAN. J» o a pitiable simpleton, The o ntcrv 1 it hotter enabled to hariow up the potato necklace. A lady asked a veteran^ which coster, Massachusetts, octulist was k j r aghinst, Rfcluffdson is so dhari) attorney . ¿it Law, feelings of the rascally politicians. rifle carried the maximuradistance. The grand J liailji g sign of dis called upon by‘a‘ -tough-old cus Dallas, Oregon. uhi- and universal that it must S. V . You will bring in the tress is made by g< The old chap answered, ‘The Min geptly tly closing the the. tomer of sixty, whbse eyes showed the callous ear of 'îfcwriLL pi : V’ rie.-: rx the courts candidate. My Worthy stripling, left eye, laying tl. rj^ht forefin plainly that brandy and water was matclv * pierce ‘ t * : . I I ->* nie, mum?’ ? . other counties . >▼ .f >.i i naili, 1 . ‘ • .Ik and :sKv Indeed, some of the President. 'wi <)regou. as you can see, I will cause you to ger alongside the incise, aud vio no stranger to him, and his breath A country boy,- having heard of p- * his apologists assert that he is be Ì— —*-L... » .» wagging ' — -.lit* T. feel tljut you are received at the » lently thp bfirs. , It re- corroborated plainly the statement sailors heaving up anchors, wanted ginning to look around for aijotlu JAS. McCAIX, door on the three points of a pitch- quires practicó, bu tjse advanta of his eyes. The doctor exam- exam to know if it was seasickness that er office where his disgraced ¡Sec of the ! ges arc immense. - t also has an ined him, and suggested that ard ATTO RNEY AT LAW, Toik, piercing the region made thenr do it. — retairy may retire and recuperate. gilifiea^oi| which you stomach, w hich is to teach,yctf imjxntant sij ent spirits might have something * i LAFAYETFE. OliEGi ON. A Texas man recently declined Rut, we tiiiukjhe country gener j the three great virtues — -faith, hope hcc(|.' The will do well to hccii. The closing to/do with his cori(|ition. to receive’ a telegraphic dispatch . l’RACTI/E-IN ALL OF THE ally, incluning even those Repub liiarlliStf ite t u «rts. and charity Faith' in yourself, of the eyd signifies |h^t in all your- J “Oh, no,” said tlie old fellow, “I from a yellow fever locality Jest he w.;- I E C. BRADSHA hope fori cheaper farm machinery, 'dealings < with ma ukhjid you are don’t drink enough to hurt any licans who hope to see their .organ- might catch the disease. 1 i ization outlive a Gabinct .... w imd charity for the lightning rod i|y4jto business. body. I take somethings stimula bound to have an -Law, JY-ttorney atj| A Sunday-school scholar being You will now be liar- Laying the fiuger 3alongside the tive when I get up, and then again h a su brought it intto conteinptL! | jicddler. LAFAYETTE. OREGON. asked what became of men who A ■nessed.and in representation of noseis emblematical ¡(of wisdom, just before breakfast, then only will not admit the ¿eecssny of deceive their fellow men, promptly ■RH Offli-e the Court House. the horse Pegasus will be\ tested and places you at oici jimong the once at eleven o’clock, and a little waiting till a fat pension car be bestowed upon this small cx-Judgc exclaimed, “They go to Europe.” MM . as to endurance and wind. knowing ones. Tlf s is extremely dose before and after^ dinner to LAFAYETTE BUSINESS 1|I REC I OR Y. A watchmaker wants to know ■ Iti of Probate before thev are ric of \The candidate is here attached handy in progno iticating l _.. new help digestion—don’t take any whether, if a’man runs away from 1 I to a small imitation plow by means weather, and saves the wear and thing more until fqur o’clock, and him. 71ERGUSON A BIRD, comer of Jefferson However r, nobody feels sure that a scolding wife, ids- movements ? and Main ; dealers in produce and gen of a hempen harness. A dried tear of almanacs, Wagging, the then ajittlc more at six q’elock. there will be any markedLjmprove- should not be called a lever es eral ipercbandise. pumpkin vine is put in his mouth cars signifies süblinj iijtyi ty 0f purpose, and then a little more before and inent if Richardson is turned out capement. s H L ‘ ELTY A SIMPSON, north side Main fora bit and bridle—he is made arid is thought to ii i« Jibblematic- after supper, and jfi«t before I go So far all official changes made by 1 1 ■ r street; dealers in drugs, confection “Kind words are wonderful in tries and family s ipplies. to get dewn upon all fours, the ¡4 of childhood’s happj£ libf hours, hours. It to my bed.” Grant liaye gone from bad to their way,” says air cxclifiDgc, ' ’ AS. as . McCAlN, M c C ain , atto attorney; odice on south guide seizes the bridle and urged is also supposed by o h profound I r “That all?” said the doctor. worse, until he now has the wt’jak- 'but so far as children go, a boot side Main street on by a Granger, armed with a scholars to have a dii tí it reference, A| “Never take anything more un- M. RAMSEY. Coiinty Judge and ’cst and rbitencst .Cabinet that jack exerts amore powerful influ ah * ■** J • attorney at Kw,—office in the Canadian thistle which he vigor- to apple dumplings, fit tin’s fact is Tess somebody ,acks me,” said the ever surrounded a President. The ence.” _____ V Court House. . ■ ously applies at the terminous of somewhat obscure by |ho dust of man. > i 1 • ■ ‘ • fountain head of the evil is Giant OHN BIRD, west side Jefferson street, A Philadelphia youth was re- the spine, the candidate is galloped ages^ The ceFÇmoiy 4s J?ery im-- “Well, sir,” said the doctor, “I himself. He takes naturally to dealer in stoves and tinware. cently married to a girl who had three times around the room. pressive,and consists pf jwo brands. think I can cure your eyes, but it C. BRADSHAW, attorney at law. While making the circuit the mem They are both appliedJ Wilde the will be necessary for you to leave small men, and seems not to , be refused bi.n /eighteen times. He very particular whether they are now wishes lie hadn’t ahked her but ST. JOSEPH BUÒIN8SS DIRECTORY. bers arise and sing: iron is hot, aud consist|of (Jpe let off drinking entirely.” . •* •* . * t ’ ’’ - ■' -T r knaves or fools, provided they will seventeen. , ; - J . 'iz; > < Get up «nd dust, you bully boy— ter of the alphabet eacl^. The first / ELTY A SIMPSON, cor. 4th and Elm ; Who wouldn’t lx; a Granger? “What,” said hc, in amazement, -tlo his bidding and follow liis, a for dealersift groceries, glassware,Queens If the thistle's prick don’t cause you Joy. ; “'I’his summer ladies are going To feeling you mast I xj a estranged an! is the letter 8, On wjii&i yoi^vill “can’ll take just a little?” pi wiy-e and patent uiedivines _________ tunes. J'liere is only oue rcmody to dress their harp as thev did three OTEL, J. H. Olds, proprietor; cor After this violent exercise he is please sit, while |he|otlfer letter is .? * : “No, sir, not a drop; and if you for this, and that is' to rid (he of 4th and Depot streets. New houpe rubbed dry with corn cobs, bees applied to the sttoir^ich. The let do not leave off drinking you arc White House of Grant at the cur hundred years ago,” eayr on ex * good accommodations. change. This makes some of the waxed where tbistled, and brought ter S^my worthy ctflck^n, signifies liable to become blind.” ------------ - - --- ’ liest day dav * which ¿ the Constitnti Constitntipn ladies pretty old. jgAYTON B usiness directory . standing up before the great chief 1 scooped, and refers o railroad mo “Then farewell, eyes,’* said the perinits.—N> Y. Sun. A young lady will sail in thè OF The Most worshipful Pumpkin- nopol L'. (.-ALL, 1 MANUFACTURER —.—--------- - nopolies. ies. 4^ -------------- - «<♦»■------------------------ old toper, as he seized his hat and : ■ ... • .Saddles’and Harness. All work war The queerest object in nature is next stea nor from Boston fur. Eu The second letter ij i C, apd is made for thedoor, evidently afraid ranted. Orders left with J. W Cullen will Head. receive prompt attention. M. W. P. H. Why i do you applied as I said before to the the doctor would peHcribe for a Spanish beggar, for these bejg- rope who doesn’t ex|xsei to marry HRIS. TAYLOR, dealer in general mer- stomach. It has a Motile meen- him before he could get )Ut. gars beg on horseback, and it is a njbleman; another one who tea’t chandÎHe, Odd Fellows’ building. ’Ike wish to become a Granger? eliiap cash atore. an odd thing to see a man i ridin- going to Itally to study music. •«- Candidate. ( Answering _ for ing. First, the äf ppjicaiion is an S. POWELL, Saw AU11. Dressed himself) that I may learn to exlcj- agricultural one, “cÇrnjcrib,” and An editor in Illinois, living en- up to a poor foot passenger ' an nd 4 »paper at Elgin sayB that a • lumber of all kinds, dpors and win- dow. frame?. asking aims. A „ gentleman minate sewing machine agents.. has reference to the stomach. i as** gaged a new reporter, rec - J n man’s social standing in tljaTJowp OWARD-A STEWART, blacksmiths, M. W. P. H. Have your hands being the great rpce^taele for following as hi^ first effor j: bWe Valpaiaiso, I b^Dg accosted by oqc is graded by. whether he drops a Wagons, hacks and buggies ironed. i' / '■ ' Bourbon whisky Bu^ brother, are informed that the gi in tieman of these mounted beggars, replied, I ten penny nail or a quarter into n whteky.- Gunsmitliiug and general job work done. been hardened with toil? SNELL <£ T'O., Ferry street; dealers in Not extensively, but then I do not ’ be diligent jin fending a who stood on his head und|r a pile <« ‘‘Why, sir, you come to beg of mfe, the church contribution box. C. ~ general merchandise. The NEW cheap "The driver for the purpose of living a who have to’ go oh foot, while ydu • “Pm so thirst) !” said a boy at cash store. ■ . - I • home market tor yoiy edrn. am not running for office. ----------------- - . .^4—,--------------- - --------- s----- livery stable Ferry street; bug- M. W. P. H. Tie well, for out second application ofjth^ letter C, tight pair of butes druv on,' shortly ride on horseback!” “Very true, work in a cornfield. “Well, work • gies and horses to let at all times, at is g|t gi jipld of after found himself in Chtiy, per- per sir,” said the beggar, “and I have j away,” saidjiis industrious father«*, lodges 'contain sevtral who are my distracted infant,is reasonfble rates. one| Granger fectly naked and without a cent in the more need to beg, as I have t p “You know the prophet says; ‘Hoc, ARKER A CO.., Ferry street; dry supposed to be ready to sacrifice as follows: ' When 4 1 7# I ‘ I goods, groceries and general merchan desires to ascertain *fojf|sure ” if k I ms pocket. n tl themselves for the good of their j sup[>ort my horse as well as mvself. ’ every one that fhirsteth.’ ” ! I 1.2 dise. Dayton flouring mills, i Lafayette. * Courier* Orange Rvrealrfd. Ui ' I ■ t * M ■ I í 7 í W T l f. ■ ------- -■ • IJ* T-1 ~ —-AL-‘L-AZÍ-LA - 9 t f . . . 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