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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (June 3, 1909)
Our Formula Nl!ma. oruptlona irnHir an eurM rllla amV t w 1. nn.LM.rni that lose of nppollto, eta. J.itAn nnd nronortionH of TW ufl twenty ditfcront remedial a. mors tUtt" ';S" r,H Hrtrannnrl 9 m yuur VI t-i. A I. - itiyattacianR you tWPO'Tn.fl Of (IPPI iSnatlon and pro JlStU twenty difcro. HftnoTn only to ourselves, .Little Soldiers" rutin . AmiiBn nn liiuu blooarr.. rnnitanllvnttnc nuked ... .. ,in nlrcr. ffut .H '"j "7--ilk th. C.I I rrtllftie P'u" -.."..v. , ,u... M.mand nr mat tuc . nt..r IHVUK1--IJI " .. . ".. ? :: cir be auonsucm r"" - "'"ffilwr rimedy to uto lor weir iwuuisa a . . t i .nrimi . . . of the Karlr Nntura FJtkers. i.f .n very much of a .'" the cat. "I've sot, IHBf'l .l" ... l...l ii. inn r iin una aow . counti B D ..." with thine lor w - . ... i . rrn... - (Jit ire ri""" debt Tht fit.. rnr Ton We vy r li,.r Co.. 87 rooiUKonirry f..rt Will mil jto w"" W. "w . ' r r--7 ...... i. .it mikMon -.jiuiiniu'' - .11 foDr ianiiuro.. Self-AUnennitoH. Photojraplier (exhibiting plnt- ii l.wa in rrv heu lit 1 1 uii. ' . . . Sitter (wit" 'P uoK . D' j. t,n.l nn nurnose. I flant Fido . i. wnnin iiiuk lu m. pi.i , . .. ... ii. ..'.nrulNiinilM. 8. B. JU1M. i r - Dllli did jou ever pick up a 11 IUU Girt me a shock? It killed me dead In.tant Relief for All Eyaa t Il.L.l mm 4it of titfit aim wind, FEU li o uxts a At. v n;. ai gists or liowara uros., isnnaio I7t A Comlna; nnnnelev. How l your boy lotting alone at "Splendidly. When he aenda ma hli Ii drawn up In mien en AbioluttJy cor- 4 . 1 A V 1 ind tmuntMiiKe sorm tuai i aiwaja II t . M A.X. - AU..Ha .11.. i la ft Cure While You WWu Miiium inni rtfifirnrrn khkk aiiiivitia Too don't mean to say you would n vnn wn m mi i met tioi ri iin. " v ii v Ii only an apolocy for a watck." Tbifa all right, friend,' laughed the 1U DU'dWU VII1IIII. I II H1TIM1I II1M M TUI l " I 'hi nn nA iiaiim VAnrM There is no need to suitor with sore- linn BTiiinn.o nr .nmra nnn mn. uni in will iimnn, rnntn nn immnii. Juut aa Eur. Di ll able to kiin a ml rrf a ra il Nelon W. AiflHh I It n In Kffl n.ln ,1 nil V.. H....T... m.mmuuu V.( uj UIHIIIUK9 o wen us mny be called rich I VUlLttKlI riiiiiiin ILES "I have suffered with pile for thlrty- ' . VI4C jenr uuu tan Ayni i ue course of o week I noticed the piles v 4iv nut, UUUIilC UiC Itli M41 v. VTa till. J 0 1UI CUVl A entirely cured and feel like a new ucorgc Kxyder, Napoleon, O, iJoOothi w ci ulon OOOa , r oor loju in uuih. tab Fen tat hi lmtii i i . i - iiiinraniAKn in -'fvm U4UUVJT UHCX H av.. . w wise Work n Port nn.f. J i nr.. i miTM UaaiiIa v v ff li 1 CUUAC ?.TraeinK..u.1 . . wfi 0m twV".' . l io arraneJ E. lun ... . i . .... a ilk., uiiuniii HJ I'l l Ti: Hmiir. ..V . ... il 'f'W KIlKP i,Y i PAINLESS EX. . Wu .ttP.'i 'hH nUlM or lirMir. r. nr. atuuENTa. i,0B;.v. ;r tho Next Pift.,n TO VMl . i . - ,vown for ffoia wr pweo- & i.A i - ..... .Ba nMr nf.i.'" ,............ .H rutiha. .t.i::'"'.r..ti.iiim ei.;..i' t"l 7.M ,;;.iBM ; a mnci.. .a GUARANTEED If YXAKf T cIOUXp.LLS Aftor olghtocn ycnrH of trtntchood tho mnnufneturo of divorces atlll romains South Dnkota's KrenteHt and most pro lltnhlo hidustry, outuldo of hor mining output It brlngn Into tho Stnto more money thnn her prnnito qunrrlen or any of her innnufncturcH. It line inndo cnpl tfllluts out of hor lawycrs'nnd wealthy inch out of her hotel keepers. It has mndo of n HtrnRgling prairie town call cd Hloux Fnlin, n thriving llttlo city wltli hlg hotclH, Imiidsoino rcaldences, aiorea niletl with Purls ImportntlonB, mid legnl ciixrliitna in every nook and corner. Sioux Knllu ia a city of fifteen thousand inhnbltnnts, aituated in Mln uolnilin coiinty, in tho Ruutheastero pnrt of South Dakota. It 1b tho me tropolla of tlie half-grown State and is Uio jobbing center of a territory us largo as tho Stnto of New York. It has n hotel that would do credit to a city three times its hIzo built to accommo date dlvorco seekers. From 100 to BOO men and women are always present In Sioux Falls waiting waiting and siwnding. They leave from $100,000 to $1,000,000 a year In tho city and they furnish Its permanent citizens with a never-falling sourco of Interest and re mark. Go whero you will in Sioux Fnlls, talk with whom you will, your eye will eventually light upon some handsome, rather subdued looking worn nn, in gnrmcnts which proclaim tho fact that sho hus been transplanted from somewhere nearer Toris, and your host, dropping tho main subject, will ny eagerly: "Been living hero since Jnnnnrj'. She bought a 10,000 house Inst month nnd you ought to see the livery her servants wear I Sho's a dl vorsay." From East and West, from Canada and foreign lands, tho divoreays come. Rich and poor, some of them bearing names known all over tho world, they clip quietly Into tho city to Uvo nnd spend money and nmuse themselves and wait Lovely women who have never known how tho other 000-lOOtlis of tho world live, come to Sioux Fnlls and try to pretend It is Fifth avenue. Millionaires whose money hns failed to movo eastern Justice fret away their six months of enforced cxilo In trying to buy everything- from comfort to haste. Wives bearing famous names como to town to trade them for names not so famous, but borne by more at tractlvo men. There is a very popular delusion to tho effect that South Dakota conducts its dlvorco business on the ntckel-in-the-slot or tho Snturday-bargaln-sale plan; that signed decrees mado out In blank are stacked high on the counters of cv ory court house and that train sched ules to tho county seats are so arrang ed ns to give visitors nn hour for din ner, ten minutes for dlvorco nnd flf teen minutes to got married ngnlu and buy a return ticket Nothing could bo farthor from tho truth. It tnkes tlmo to get a dlvorco In South Dakotn, Just as It does everywhere else except In Chicago. It takes from six months to nine months, varying with tho ability of the applicant to produco a feeling of hnsto in the various courts. When tho South Dakota constitution wns completed in 1SS0 it was decided to encourage immigration ns much ns possible, nnd with this in view It wns decreed that any one living six months In tho Stnto should bo entitled to citi zenship. Then the dlvorco laws of tho new Stnto were drawn up a little stricter than In most States with tho exception of tho fact that proceedings wcro not required to bo mndo public. Suddenly It was discovered that n six months' residence law, n closed court nnd nn Isolated part of tho country, when fused together, mndo n compound which would eepnrato hearts, hands nnd homes without pain, publicity or scars of any kind. All unwittingly tho deed was done, nnd when tho maritally messed portion of tho country realized the glorious opportunity, tho malcon tents nrose ns one mnn nnd ono woman nnd took tho first train for South Dakotn. Tho dlvorsnys aro required during tho process of separation to swear that thov aro normanent resiiienis or tno Stnto. Still, as ono lawyer dryly put it "Thoy nro their own masters." Di vorce evidently rondors tho health very suscoptlblo to tho rigors of n South Dakota cllmato, for, while an undlvorc ed porson can flourish In tho Stato al most Indefinitely, tho dtvorsny as n rulo heclns to develop alarming symptoms of nostalgia, ennui and other dlsonscs which requlro a clmngo or cinnato with in twenty-four hours nftor tho deereo ia mndo out Somo of tho most careful or least grateful mnko a point of main taining their legnl rcsldenco lu tho State for somo yours, however, nnd oc casionally como back to voto at the school elections, As a matter of fact Sioux Fnlls Is getting pretty tired of tho dlvorco busl- ncM anyway. Thero wns n tlmo whop It was the prldo of tho city, and prac tically tho only monoy seen In that Wlnd-Bwopt; section was brought thero by dlvorsaya and freckled pasts and spangled futures. They were welcome then. But the Qlty has grown up In tho pt few years. Thero are other build ings now, taller thnn tho Cataract hotel. Thero aro citizens richer than the dl vorsaya, who liavo automobiles' of their own and who spend money which Isn't so odorous. Thero aro other ways of getting rich and other Bights moro In structive than naughty fragments of divided families. All over tho' Stato the samo dissatis faction has grown up. In consequence, the Legislature passed a law lengthen ing tho term of residence for tho dl vorsny to n year, requiring open court proceedings and putting In other pro visions calculated to injuro tho trade Montreal Star. SOME HISTORIC TBEES. JInnr at 1'realdent Ifurc' Old Home Named (or Noted 3Icn, "This is about my size I" said Judge Tnft on a recent visit to Spiegel Grove, tho old homo of President Hayes In Frcmonf Ohio, ns ho walked up to a magnificent scarlet oak nnd put his hand on Its great trunk. "Tho Tuft onk Is Its namo hence forth," replied the owner of tho place : "and your namesake stands In honored company." Samo distance nearer tho driveway Is tho Cleveland hickory. In 1803, when Mr. Cleveland attended tho funeral of ox-President Hayes, tho horses attached to tho family cnrrlngo became fright ened, nnd Mr. Cleveland, alighting, leaned against this fine hickory, which 1ms ever since borne his name. In 1807 President McKInley, after attending a wedding at Spiegel Grove, spoke at tho reunion of tho 23d Ohio Volunteer Infantry, to which regiment both bo and President Hayes had be longed. The circular stand from which ho spoke was built round a group of fire trees, which have ever since been known as the McKInley oaks. A splendid maple shading one of tho approaches to the residence has since tho presidential campaign of 1880, homo tho name of President Garfield, an oc casional visitor at Spiegel In 1877, during President Hayes ad ministration, a reunion of his old regi ment was held at bis home. Tho lunch eon tables wcro spread under an Irregu lar lino, of superb white oaks, which wero then formally named after Gen. Sheridan, the favorite commander of the 23d, who sat at the head of the table; Gens. Rosecrans, Scammon, Hayes and Comly, the four successive colonels of the regiment A. few years Inter a beautiful American elm, stand ing near tho front entrance of tho ve randa, was named by Gen. W. T. Sher man, In tho presence of President and Mrs. nayes and several distinguished guests. Two other Interesting- trees In the grove, although not native, aro an oak grown from an acorn of tho Charter Onk of Connecticut, and a weeping wil low slipped from tho one over Wash ington's gravo at Mount Vernon, which in turn was slipped from that over Na poleon's grave at St Helena. A tree Is a tree, but when a tradition haunts it It becomes something more; and. tho historic trees nt Spiegel Grove, distinctly labeled, nttract an attention which their slzo nnd beauty aiono would not win. In Bermuda many a fine tree sanding a home was brought thero orig' lnnlly ns a tiny seedling from the bride's birthplace, and used ns nn orna ment on her wedding enke. Tho custom of enriching nature with story Is a growing one, nnd to ho com mended. Trees, shrubs, vines, planted with llttlo ceremonies nnd named after members of tho family or its honored guests, become not only beautiful In themselves, but valuable beyonU words to tho possessor. Youth's Companion, Baaton'a Plrat Wnman'i Clnli. An nBsemblngo of women for any pur pose other thnn a spinning or a quilt ing was sulllclently rnro In the Boston of 1030; and an' assemblage such as Mistress Anno. Hutchinson gathered in her "parlor-kitchen." whero she ex pounded tho sermons of John Cotton, soon attracted tho disapproval of tho Puritan clergy nnd citizens. To attend Mistress Hutchinson's conversazioni, however, becuiuo speedily the fashion for nil female Boston, writes Irving B. Rlchman, lu "Rhode iBlnnd, Its Mnklng nnd Its Meaning," but with results for tho nlmblc-wltted nnd earnest Mistress Hutchinson that soon mado her nu ob' Ject of criticism. Tho first Cambrldgo synod resolved "thnt though women might meet, somo few together, to pray nnd edify one another, yet that such a set assembly bb was then In practice at Boston, whore sixty or more did meet every week, and ono woman, in n prophetical way by resolving questions of doctrine and expounding Scripture, took upon her tho whole exercise, was disorderly and without rulo," But Anno .Hutchinson possessed a "ulmblo wjll nnd a volublo tongue," ac cording to Governor Wlnthrop, and when finally brought boforo tho Mnssn. chusotts Gonoral Court, n gathering comprising tno best bigotry nnd brnln of Massachusetts, to bo tried for hor opinions, sho was cnpnblo of mnnnglng nor case nione. Tho court mado repeated efforts to draw from tho culprit Bomothlng that wouiu jusury ic in punishing her, but in every cubo was baffled by her repllos. Nevertheless, It was voted that sho be banished, nnd sho nnd her followers and defenders wero expelled froui Massachusetts. MOM TKAVXLXD WOMAX, Whe Ha He "On tht) Win" C tlMnoMAljr tor 7 Yr. Probably tho most traveled woman In tho world is Miss Cclcsto J. Jlilfer, of Chicago. For twenty-soven years continuously she has been "on tho wing" and hero Is a partial record of her most remarkablo travel achieve ments i 'Five times has sho circled tbo globo completely, In addition to almost in numerable briefer European and Asi atic Journoys that would seem long to a less traveled person. Sho has visited every known country and capital in tho world, with prac tically every group of islands, however remote, and this, whenever possible, boforo tho ordinary "tourist route" has been worked out The first woman to traverse South America alone, sho crossed tho Andes twico on this trip, covered tho entire region, and mado original discoveries and explorations. The first woman to go over the Trans Siberian Railway, sho traveled 500 miles In Manchuria in a mule palan quin, sleeping Jn Chinese hotels, visit ing the great Chinese wall etc. ner first visit to Palestine nnd Syria was distinguished by a 500-mlli rido on nn Arab horse. During this Journey sho had no tentv passing her nights in native huts, with sheep herd ers nnd bo on. In Morocco she also traveled G00 miles on inuleback. In Central America, Newfoundland, eta, she lived with and studied all manner of queer peoplo such as the Chcll Indians. Nubia negroes and Es kimos. It being one of her tinbreax able "travel rules" to hobnob with the different races met, and to stay in minli roiintrv lone enoueh really to learn somthlng of Its ways and InhabI tnnts. 8he has mado the "Mediterranean trip" four times, "done" EgTptandthe Nile twice, visited Turkey twice, nnd "run across" to the Eureopean conti' neut so many times that she long Plnce ceased to "keep track" of sucn comnaratlvely insignificant Jaunts. She had been all over India, the East nnd West Indian Islands, Cuba, tho Philippines, Corea and Hawaii long bo- fpre It became usual to visit tneso places. Sho has visited 10,000 mosques, tem Dies and churches. In addition to all this she knows intimately every portion of America, and even when "not traveling," accora Insr to her own understanding of tho term, thinks nothing of flying oft to California, Alaska, the south, any where that her active fancy takes her, The further Is remarkable because! Sho always travels alone. With tho exception of a slight smat tering of French and German, she has. llterallv. "no toncuo but her own" to help her about strange countries. Sho has realized her life ambition though It has cost her, on an average, S10 ner day for 27 years to do so. She has never been sick a day, away from home, with tho exception of occa sional slight attacks of seasickness. thou eh she has been through fifteen epidemics of the bubonic plague In In dia and China, visited the Indian burning chats in places from which tho American minister had fled In dis may. Miss Miller enjoys traveling as much now as when she started and at pres ent having remained In America for some time, she Is planning "the long est trip around the world" ever taken. Blamarck'a Wooing;. Tho wooing of the great German statesman, Bismarck, was character istic of the forceful nnture of the man. He first met the Fraulcln von Putt kammer nt a wedding, and was van quished at first sight, nnrdly waiting to remove his wedding garments, ho sat down and wrote to her parents, de manding her hand In marriage. As Bismarck's reputation was not above reproach, Herr von Puttkammer's sur prise was naturally not altogether pleasant However, tho bold suitor wns Invited to pay him n visit, and within a few hours Bismarck appeared. Tho object of his adoration and her parents wero prepared to give him a formally polite welcomo; but Bis marck's intentions wero far moro cordial, for ho Ignored utterly tho ex tended hands of tho parents, threw his nrms around tho dnughter, and kissed her heartily, Boforo many minutes had elapsed tho Impetuous lover was formally betrothed. Whero Titer Cnme Vrom. Scattered as Is the sunflower "tawnv nnd bronzo and .gold" all over the prairies of tho west as well as tho fields of tho eastern states, vot fow peoplo Tcnow thnt It orlglna-lly came from Peru. 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