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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Nov. 5, 1908)
iar tocltself ,nKlectM,rroportlo..nlcomblnntloa Mmu br which their remedial 10 .'fJ'eitrocled nd preserved, "1D . Irenes., usefulness nd economy, m most good for tbo money, ! .toSfmcdlclnnlmorli, ?5Vlc5t record of curcs,- '5 Sarsaparilla n -i iinald form or In chocolated vf0balir '"!" it.nklmon," the root"" f J"Wr . .mblllon to become s. c"V.he family, "haw KM rH'" . l.. answers, heelttt- -One, llJl!' Cnue " Kffcet, noclor-'i'hat la n point In thertv -TOl have to look up. I find I IfWtlCI I" .1 ntilV. P,M?.' 'JL. itn.tv? Then tticre Is . t In vour blood. A llll KUUr, Till. forpoise-Wnat Is tbo wlmlo blowing tt.h-Oh. he got 80 mnny notices L his feat In swallowing Jonnh lio'a The Mn at tho Door-My little rlrl, PERUNA A TONIC OF th. Mltlon of "20-MuU-Tfm" Horax to w r . Li.t. ,.rraavd. bicycles, automo- """." 'l i : w..hed. the dirt and ... . . ....t.l.. .nw.i...t wrlttintit clrtttmi'. "1.r:..i.h. In ML the vamUh will bo jOMUl. ,. ; tiwt i udder w i" " mu Ntwmi A WW It with "JO-MuU- &EadvrUr. Tl.Ii. pravenu roueh- , ind (ortnou or ci- , jj, i areaa vo in WW IIU H FMH l Uv.-nv mil li kcot frre from itslimess, slltnl ". .T. . .. . I .1 1 .-III. "vn.Mnla- M llKSilwst ii iv wn -. I vin. tnlitMrtrintiful to A KASPARILLA Tlinterlini: household remedy in moat Urwfullv tircscnbed for a "world of jkcsbla." Tor di-raiiKenicnta of the di- tive organs it is a natural corrective, Titins directly upon the liver and nli- story canal, Keiitly but persistently nchtin? a healthful activity. Its !asficiil influence extends, however, to Ktrportion of the system, aiding in the moists of ditrestioii and assimilation of 1x4, promoting a wholesome, natural kpftwe. correcting sour siotuacu, onu L-Bto. UTCKUianties oi tnc uowcis, con- Rptuontna tnc long list oi trouuics trecliy traceauie to tuosc unwnoiesomc ..-:..'. i .n-i. .t t headache, backache and dcapond r due to inactivity of the liver. ifri ana diccstlvc tract, it la a eeoroeDiair tonic of the highest value. u ii mis 10 Bausiy wc nuiiionze nil tiiOTto refund the purclirmt pnec. r tiiEMiCAi, to. rortianu, urcgon lwamoli rlnlhr In nf wr lo lh nl-oief It , " "r Mwr. unuwI.lB ixirtlM pUI KlUttol, otdlurr hrXiiia work. Tbo Ur. Witt ma "TEETH WITHOUT PLATES" lllnlt nf tl . .1 . FWaitMhUth. mouth leth In ft. Ieeh In M4th to chew jour fool upon, iw jou plilmrivtiirlono. Our foroo UMnriran. trt4o ;our ntlr crown, lirlilire or tUi 7-:V7,7'!rr l'oItllr iwlnlou wi. vur min-tiiM. Misntllto work. WISE DENTAL. CO.. IMft. N.r i ui- ... .... mn'atn, picked un a ahormln' im Bho unya Bho seen on old lndy drop -an' I thought maytoo It wai youra, ma'am. Tho .Udy In tho Hnll (haughtily) There are no old lnuios liero. it Isn't mine. And yet It wn hpr, Just tho aame Clarclaml I'lnln Donlcr. atrladf Uaalnexa, Inquiring Friend You've riven up booxe? How did you rer summon up enough fortltudo oqd self-denial to do that? Hudger I paid a hlifh priced doctor 28 to tell mo what wns the matter with me, and that was his sole prescription. Hy George, I couldn't afford to waste all that money Amending (ha Declaration. "lias your order been taken?" asked one of tho waiters. "Yes," said Mr. Welbroke, "fifteen min utes ago. If It Isn't too late, though. I'd like to changs It." "To change your order, sir?" "Yes; If jrou don't mind I'll change it to an entreaty." Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Boothlna Bjrrup tho best remedr to molortholrcWWra The fifth wedding anniversary Is the woouen weuuingj me tenth, "tin;" flf teenth, "crystal;" twentyfifth, "silver;" thirtieth, "pearl;" fiftieth, "colder.:" .. r in. i ii ... GREAT USEFULNESS. Origin at the Coolneaa, Esmeralda I don't care much for auto- mohllo riding. Owondolen I suppose not: the chauf. fnur can't manage the machine with one band. Proapeollre Bualneaa. "rll take your damage coee," anld the lawyer, helping to his feet tbo man Just bit by an automobile. "Thank you," replied the victim. "I'm not much hurt, but I recognized that measly chauffeur. Ho may have n caio for you later." Philadelphia Lodger. lExpInlneil n l.nnt, "Tho late Dr. Morgan Dix," said a clerymnn of New York, "had a drolj way of lightening grave subjects with little humorous aiiidcs. Once I heard lilin addressing a graduating class at n medical school. He bfgnn In this way: " 'Physiologists tell us, gentlemen, that tho older a man grows the smaller his brain becomes. This explains why the old rami knows nothing and the young one everything." EITC Ht. Vltnt IHnea una: orrou l)mM pra. I I I J noUf cirtd Ii Dr. 1 -lac' Oreat Nerro llo. torr. Bond for nzz 11.00 ltll bottla anil tnwtlw. Dr. U. U. Klhw, 1A.. HI Aroh Bt., I'hlladelpbla. Pa. Jtot Dlaavuolntcd. Goodman Gonroug I've bad the offer of a Job an I've a great mind to go to work. Haymold Storey I alwux knowed ther' wus a ycller streak In you. The Knuiona Four. Each of tho following named gentle men, upon being out late with the boys has concocted a famous excuse, and, what is more wonderful, got away with It. They are: Jonah, Ulysses, Rip Van WInklo, Robinson Crusoe. Judge. Vatry Tnle. On the thirdfingcr of her left hand the sweet young tiling wore a magnificent soli taire. "So you're going to marry a prince. are you?" said tho necessary questioner. "A prince? I don't understand" "The son of a coal king." "0, yes,' smiled the sweet young thing, "I'm to be his Cinder Klla." To Ureal: In New Shoes. Always shako In Allcn'i Koot-Kiuo, a powder. It rurcs hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet. ..urus rorus, ingrowing nans aim uutiiona. At til ilrngitlita and shoo stures, 2!c. Dont accopt inysiiliktltutu. 8nmplomalled7KKE. Addrcis miouh. uitniieu.iyo j(oy,.-t. x, Concerning Slra. Jyie. Mrs. Goodsole What satisfaction does Mrs. Jypes derive from her new automo bile? I never see her riding in it. Miss CapsicumT-Sbe Isn't deriving any satisfaction from It now. The Snoodlei have bought a finer one. HON. R. S. THARIN. Hon. R. S. Tharin, attorney at law ana counsel lor Anti-Trust League, writes from Pennsylvania Ave. N. W., wasmngton. u. a, ns follows Having used I'crunn for Catarrhal disorders, I am ablo to testify to its great remedial excellence and do not hesitate to crivo it mv emnhntic en dorsement and earnest recommendation to nil personB affected by that disorder. It is also a tonic of great usefulness." Mr. T. Earncott, West Aylmer, On tario, Can., writes: "Last winter I was ill with pneumonia after having la grippe. I took Peruna for two months, when I became quite well. I also in duced a younrr lady, who waa all run down and confined to the house, to take Peruna, and, after taking Peruna for three months she is able to follow her trade of tailorincr. I can recommend Peruna for all such who are ill and re quire a tonic." Pe-ru-na Tablets. Somd people prefer to take tablets, rather than to take medicine in a fluid form. Such people can obtain Peruna tablets, which represent tho solid medicinal ingredients of Peruna. Each tablet is equivalent to one averago dose of Peruna. r r t niai nr in U lVlllll Villi IflK.n A I......... !.... 1.1- 1..... 1w.i.i.n li. ulfrtlll t)er8nl.Phus' Ml?lotoliort mul )ms been mmlo imiler Jiis h . fiJ , 8,,lervlslon for over HO years. Allow no ono ii.T,,0CfC0,Vo y In this. Counterfeits, InilUttions nnd hPAin. Ii".0(l" aro butExporlnieiitH, and eiulanger tho uutu of Children Exporlenco against lSxperimeiit. JMiat is CASTORIA torin ft 18 a "'"-mloss Hiibstltuto for Castor Oil, laro contn'iro') Soothliur Syrups. It is Pleasant. It subli .Vs ,,olor Opium, Morphino nor other Narcotic ami .co' nf ls pitaranteo. It destroys Worms Co In liP overlshnoHS. It cures Dlarrhooa and Wind and in:? r.el,ovos Toothlnpr Troubles, cures Constipation 8 o Lf , '"'oncy. It nssinillntcs tho Food, regulates tho Ti n 1 1 i1"'1 liowols, Kivlnff Jiealthy and natural sloop. r "o Wlldrons runacco-Tho Mother's Friend. m KM You Haire Always Bought Soars tho Sirjnaturo of S7 In Use For Over 30 Years. VHC OtWTAUH COMPANY, VT MUnVOTMlT. WSWVOaOITY. APLEINE A Eavon'ntf. It makes a ayrup tetter than Maple. J, jf Sold by grocer. viirnreiie amoklnu an the Increase. Consumption of cigarettes IncreaseJ largely In the United States during the :ast fiscal year ended June 30, 1008, according to tho preliminary annual statement of internal revenuo receipt?. Tobacco revenuos generally fell off, the public smoking fewer cigars than the preceding year, taking less snuff and chewing less. But more cigarettes of all kinds were used. , Less spirits were used than In 1007, the heaviest falling off being In the spirits distilled from grain, the reve nue on which declined over $10,000,000. This would indicate large decline in whisky consumption. The beer busi ness, however, continued to grow In spite of the depression. Tbe total decrease in Internal reve nue, as compared with the preceding fiscal year, was $17,908,072. In 1020. "Prisoner," said the magistrate se verely, "you are charged with being a millionaire. How did you happen to fall?" "Your honor," responded the trem bling man at the bar, "in a moment of weakness I made a book on the races." "You're not Incurable," rejoined the magistrate, who at heur.t was not un kind. "Go nnd reform by playing the book of some other fellow. Dismissed." Philadelphia Ledger. ; Fnme. Proud Father My daughter, I suppose, is getting alohg famously with her dra matic studies. Principal (of the school of dramatic art) Er yes; indeed she is. On ar amateurs' night at one of the theaters re cently the audience fairly went wild with enthusiasm when she starred In a little comedy called "Getting the Hook." Chi cago Tribune. En on ah to Walce Them. "It's wonderful," said Dubley, "how wido-'awake the Japanese have become in recent years." "Ob, it's not so wonderful," replied the? observant man, "when you consider thnt thoy have an earthquake every night or so In their country," Phila delphia Press. f Appullliig Ilenult, Sadly the mermaid regarded herself la her mirror, "This," she said, "is the penalty Im posed by nature for tbe absurd effort of my ancestresses, ages ago, to abolish hips!" From which we learn how dangerous It is to meddle with the orderly processes of evolution Up to Dote. They were looking up at the latest kyscrapper. "Cut what are those things sticking out from tbe sides?" asked tho up-state friend. "Those? Oh, those are fhe mil posts I" answered tho New Yorker. Judge. k7&iiffprT9f AN UNSURPASSED REMEDY X FW Cuia Ii an uniurpan! re medy for coughi, cwtii, bronchim. atlhou. hoanencu and thioal and lung alftctioni. Il sort direct to th Kat of tho troulJ. and sracially tlweihllhyconclition. Molhera can givs thtii thildita Vw Cure with perfrcl eonHdene t lueoratl powen and frredora from opiates. Famous for half a century. At all druggists', so cis. DISCOVERIES AT KN03S03. Iteaulta of the Itcccnt Hxcarnlloni. by nr. Uvnnn In Crete. May I beg n little npace to Inform thoso interested in Cretan exploration of n sericH of discoveries lately mado nt KnoBsoB? says a writer In tho Lon don Times. The news from Dr. Evanfl Is exceedingly good. Ho baa been working nil the season in the Inrge house which IIch to the west of the pal ace, but unfortunately Is deeply burled under tho talus of n hill. With great inbor Dr. Evans has now reached tho further limit of this building, and on his way has found much. A magnificent steatite vase in the Bhnpe of n bull's head, with Inlay of cut shell about tho nostrils and with crystal eyeballs, the Iris being painted on the back of tho cryBtnl, reveals to us n new technic. In another quarter, on the north, a great hoard of bronze Implements and utensils, Including a large tripod caul dron in perfect preservation, will much Increase our knowledge of the finer do meBtlc apparatus of Mlnoan clvlliza tlon. Ah Dr. Evans speaks of having unearthed n great number of early vases with these tools there should be no difficulty in dating the latter and thereby getting standard forms. On the south of the palace a range of buildings has been found at n lower level, lnrgely burled under .debris of the pnlncc Itself. The latter included a mass of ivory fragments, the remains of carved caskets and of fresco paint lngs. Inside the south building Itself, under a staircase, a small hoard of sil ver vessels has come to light some bowls and a Jug. These will be wel coined ns first fruits of that work 5n precious metals which bo greatly Influ enccd tho ceramic artists of the middle Mlnoan periods, but hns generally dis appeared. We henr, too, of fine vases of various kinds, one with pnpyrus plant ornament In relief nnd others in tho best "palnce Btyle." Work la also proceeding actively on the restoration of the roynl apartments on tho east of the palace, and every effort Is being made to get Into the great dome tomb found last year and to find other tombs :J-9:-T-'-5:JH'-?l3-94a'-i:-?ja.-3'a:-i3'a:333 fn ntmTiTiTnnTn m.ii.iL'nm V rfr i a uiur .0,10111 it mxhui. u, its An old gentleman in one of the large Eastern cities was asked to buy n ticket to a fireman's ball, and good naturedly complied. The next question was what to do with It. He hnd two servants, either of whom would be glad to use It, but lie did not wish to show favoritism. It therefore occurred to him to buy another ticket, so that both could at tend. A writer In the St Louis Re public tellB what happened. Not knowing where the tickets were Bold, he Inquired of a pollcemnn, and tho officer suggested that he go to the engine house. So the old gentleman went to the engine house that evening, but there wns no one In sight. He bnd never been In such a place before, and Htrvxl for ft moment uncertain how ;o make his presence known. Presently he snw an electric button on the side of tho room, and put his thumb on It The effect was "electrical" In every sense of the word. Through the cell Ing, down the stairs, nnd from every other direction firemen came running and sliding. The horses rushed out of their stalls, and, In short, nil the ma chinery of a modern engine house wfs Instantly In motion. Amid all this uproar stood the inno cent old Kcntlenlan, who did not an -pect that lie had touched tho fire -lnrm until tho men clamored round mm ror information as to the locality of tho fire. Then ho said, mildly, "I should like to buy nnother ticket for the, bnll, if you please." The situation was so ludicrous thnt thero wns a general shout of lnughtor; and the old gentleman bought his ticket and the engine house resumed its for mer state of quiet Until Tone SntiNtltuto (ur Irrigation And irrigation Is better thnu rain, infinitely better. That nlso sounds liko a paradox, hut lustend it is almost n truism. Whnt Is better to give n plant Just nS much nnd no more water than It needs and Just when it noons It; or to parch It or drown it accord ing to tho whim of tho cloiuls? 'J, no rain falls upou the just nnd upon tho unjust alike; upon your Btrawberrles thnt cry for It and upon your sugar beets thnt want uninterrupted sun shine. Rain Is all rlgnt in its place, but It Is n very poor substltuto for Ir rigation. Otherwlso why wJould tho lawns of our cities be Bprlnkled or irri gated, lnstcnd of leaving them to tho tender mercy of tho clouds? No. Arid lands are moro fertile thnn ordinary lands, and Irrigation Is better than rain. Success Magazine. Never Itenclica tho Limit. "It's too bad .tho average man enn'v do satisfied with n good living nnd not lie hungering for moro money". "The averago nn Is satisfied with a good living. Tho only troublo Is thnt his idea of n good living grows with his laconic." Philadelphia Ledger. Trying to Provo an Alibi, "Now, Tommy, either yqu or Johnny hnvo been stealing grapes ngnlu. Hero nro tho skins." 'Twnsn't mo, ma honest It wasn't I et all my skins." Cleveland Lender. IiUiifern itt tha I'uol Tulilc. Tho best pool players In nuy town nro generally tho young follows who nover hang onto ono Jobbery long at a time. Kuusas City Journal S.S.3 A CURE FOR o RHEUMATISM Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid in the blood, which is carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle, nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, causing aches, inflammation, stiffness and other well known symptoms of the disease. Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures give temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and inflammatory poison must be expelled from the blood. S. S. S. cures Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purifier. It goes down into the circulation, neutralizes the uric acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. 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