iar tocltself
,nKlectM,rroportlo..nlcomblnntloa
Mmu br which their remedial
10 .'fJ'eitrocled nd preserved,
"1D . Irenes., usefulness nd economy,
m most good for tbo money,
! .toSfmcdlclnnlmorli,
?5Vlc5t record of curcs,-
'5 Sarsaparilla
n -i iinald form or In chocolated
vf0balir '"!"
it.nklmon," the root"" f
J"Wr . .mblllon to become s.
c"V.he family, "haw
KM rH'" . l.. answers, heelttt-
-One,
llJl!'
Cnue " Kffcet,
noclor-'i'hat la n point In thertv
-TOl have to look up. I find I
IfWtlCI
I" .1 ntilV.
P,M?.' 'JL. itn.tv? Then tticre Is
. t In vour blood.
A llll KUUr, Till.
forpoise-Wnat Is tbo wlmlo blowing
tt.h-Oh. he got 80 mnny notices
L his feat In swallowing Jonnh lio'a
The Mn at tho Door-My little rlrl, PERUNA A TONIC OF
th. Mltlon of "20-MuU-Tfm" Horax to
w r . Li.t. ,.rraavd. bicycles, automo-
"""." 'l i : w..hed. the dirt and
... . . ....t.l.. .nw.i...t wrlttintit clrtttmi'.
"1.r:..i.h. In ML the vamUh will bo
jOMUl. ,.
; tiwt i udder w i" " mu Ntwmi
A WW It with "JO-MuU-
&EadvrUr. Tl.Ii. pravenu roueh-
, ind (ortnou or ci-
, jj, i areaa vo in WW IIU H FMH l
Uv.-nv mil li kcot frre from itslimess, slltnl
". .T. . .. . I .1 1 .-III. "vn.Mnla-
M llKSilwst ii iv wn
-. I vin. tnlitMrtrintiful to A
KASPARILLA
Tlinterlini: household remedy in moat
Urwfullv tircscnbed for a "world of
jkcsbla." Tor di-raiiKenicnta of the di-
tive organs it is a natural corrective,
Titins directly upon the liver and nli-
story canal, Keiitly but persistently
nchtin? a healthful activity. Its
!asficiil influence extends, however, to
Ktrportion of the system, aiding in the
moists of ditrestioii and assimilation of
1x4, promoting a wholesome, natural
kpftwe. correcting sour siotuacu, onu
L-Bto. UTCKUianties oi tnc uowcis, con-
Rptuontna tnc long list oi trouuics
trecliy traceauie to tuosc unwnoiesomc
..-:..'. i .n-i. .t t
headache, backache and dcapond
r due to inactivity of the liver.
ifri ana diccstlvc tract, it la a
eeoroeDiair tonic of the highest value.
u ii mis 10 Bausiy wc nuiiionze nil
tiiOTto refund the purclirmt pnec.
r tiiEMiCAi, to. rortianu, urcgon
lwamoli rlnlhr In nf wr lo lh nl-oief It
, " "r Mwr. unuwI.lB ixirtlM pUI
KlUttol, otdlurr hrXiiia work. Tbo Ur. Witt
ma
"TEETH WITHOUT PLATES"
lllnlt nf tl . .1 .
FWaitMhUth. mouth leth In ft. Ieeh In
M4th to chew jour fool upon, iw jou
plilmrivtiirlono. Our foroo UMnriran.
trt4o ;our ntlr crown, lirlilire or tUi
7-:V7,7'!rr l'oItllr iwlnlou wi.
vur min-tiiM. Misntllto work.
WISE DENTAL. CO.. IMft.
N.r i ui- ... ....
mn'atn, picked un a ahormln' im
Bho unya Bho seen on old lndy drop -an'
I thought maytoo It wai youra,
ma'am.
Tho .Udy In tho Hnll (haughtily)
There are no old lnuios liero. it Isn't
mine.
And yet It wn hpr, Just tho aame
Clarclaml I'lnln Donlcr.
atrladf Uaalnexa,
Inquiring Friend You've riven up
booxe? How did you rer summon up
enough fortltudo oqd self-denial to do
that?
Hudger I paid a hlifh priced doctor
28 to tell mo what wns the matter with
me, and that was his sole prescription.
Hy George, I couldn't afford to waste all
that money
Amending (ha Declaration.
"lias your order been taken?" asked
one of tho waiters.
"Yes," said Mr. Welbroke, "fifteen min
utes ago. If It Isn't too late, though. I'd
like to changs It."
"To change your order, sir?"
"Yes; If jrou don't mind I'll change it
to an entreaty."
Mothers will find Mrs. Window's Boothlna
Bjrrup tho best remedr to molortholrcWWra
The fifth wedding anniversary Is the
woouen weuuingj me tenth, "tin;" flf
teenth, "crystal;" twentyfifth, "silver;"
thirtieth, "pearl;" fiftieth, "colder.:"
.. r in. i ii ...
GREAT USEFULNESS.
Origin at the Coolneaa,
Esmeralda I don't care much for auto-
mohllo riding.
Owondolen I suppose not: the chauf.
fnur can't manage the machine with one
band.
Proapeollre Bualneaa.
"rll take your damage coee," anld
the lawyer, helping to his feet tbo man
Just bit by an automobile.
"Thank you," replied the victim.
"I'm not much hurt, but I recognized
that measly chauffeur. Ho may have
n caio for you later." Philadelphia
Lodger.
lExpInlneil n l.nnt,
"Tho late Dr. Morgan Dix," said a
clerymnn of New York, "had a drolj
way of lightening grave subjects with
little humorous aiiidcs. Once I heard
lilin addressing a graduating class at n
medical school. He bfgnn In this way:
" 'Physiologists tell us, gentlemen, that
tho older a man grows the smaller his
brain becomes. This explains why the
old rami knows nothing and the young
one everything."
EITC Ht. Vltnt IHnea una: orrou l)mM pra.
I I I J noUf cirtd Ii Dr. 1 -lac' Oreat Nerro llo.
torr. Bond for nzz 11.00 ltll bottla anil tnwtlw.
Dr. U. U. Klhw, 1A.. HI Aroh Bt., I'hlladelpbla. Pa.
Jtot Dlaavuolntcd.
Goodman Gonroug I've bad the offer
of a Job an I've a great mind to go to
work.
Haymold Storey I alwux knowed ther'
wus a ycller streak In you.
The Knuiona Four.
Each of tho following named gentle
men, upon being out late with the boys
has concocted a famous excuse, and,
what is more wonderful, got away with
It. They are: Jonah, Ulysses, Rip Van
WInklo, Robinson Crusoe. Judge.
Vatry Tnle.
On the thirdfingcr of her left hand the
sweet young tiling wore a magnificent soli
taire.
"So you're going to marry a prince.
are you?" said tho necessary questioner.
"A prince? I don't understand"
"The son of a coal king."
"0, yes,' smiled the sweet young thing,
"I'm to be his Cinder Klla."
To Ureal: In New Shoes.
Always shako In Allcn'i Koot-Kiuo, a powder.
It rurcs hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet.
..urus rorus, ingrowing nans aim uutiiona. At
til ilrngitlita and shoo stures, 2!c. Dont accopt
inysiiliktltutu. 8nmplomalled7KKE. Addrcis
miouh. uitniieu.iyo j(oy,.-t. x,
Concerning Slra. Jyie.
Mrs. Goodsole What satisfaction does
Mrs. Jypes derive from her new automo
bile? I never see her riding in it.
Miss CapsicumT-Sbe Isn't deriving any
satisfaction from It now. The Snoodlei
have bought a finer one.
HON. R. S. THARIN.
Hon. R. S. Tharin, attorney at law
ana counsel lor Anti-Trust League,
writes from Pennsylvania Ave. N. W.,
wasmngton. u. a, ns follows
Having used I'crunn for Catarrhal
disorders, I am ablo to testify to its
great remedial excellence and do not
hesitate to crivo it mv emnhntic en
dorsement and earnest recommendation
to nil personB affected by that disorder.
It is also a tonic of great usefulness."
Mr. T. Earncott, West Aylmer, On
tario, Can., writes: "Last winter I
was ill with pneumonia after having la
grippe. I took Peruna for two months,
when I became quite well. I also in
duced a younrr lady, who waa all run
down and confined to the house, to take
Peruna, and, after taking Peruna for
three months she is able to follow her
trade of tailorincr. I can recommend
Peruna for all such who are ill and re
quire a tonic."
Pe-ru-na Tablets.
Somd people prefer to take tablets,
rather than to take medicine in a fluid
form. Such people can obtain Peruna
tablets, which represent tho solid
medicinal ingredients of Peruna. Each
tablet is equivalent to one averago
dose of Peruna.
r r t niai nr in
U lVlllll Villi IflK.n A I......... !.... 1.1- 1..... 1w.i.i.n li. ulfrtlll
t)er8nl.Phus' Ml?lotoliort mul )ms been mmlo imiler Jiis
h . fiJ , 8,,lervlslon for over HO years. Allow no ono
ii.T,,0CfC0,Vo y In this. Counterfeits, InilUttions nnd
hPAin. Ii".0(l" aro butExporlnieiitH, and eiulanger tho
uutu of Children Exporlenco against lSxperimeiit.
JMiat is CASTORIA
torin ft 18 a "'"-mloss Hiibstltuto for Castor Oil, laro
contn'iro') Soothliur Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
subli .Vs ,,olor Opium, Morphino nor other Narcotic
ami .co' nf ls pitaranteo. It destroys Worms
Co In liP overlshnoHS. It cures Dlarrhooa and Wind
and in:? r.el,ovos Toothlnpr Troubles, cures Constipation
8 o Lf , '"'oncy. It nssinillntcs tho Food, regulates tho
Ti n 1 1 i1"'1 liowols, Kivlnff Jiealthy and natural sloop.
r "o Wlldrons runacco-Tho Mother's Friend.
m KM You Haire Always Bought
Soars tho Sirjnaturo of
S7
In Use For Over 30 Years.
VHC OtWTAUH COMPANY, VT MUnVOTMlT. WSWVOaOITY.
APLEINE
A Eavon'ntf. It makes a
ayrup tetter than Maple.
J, jf Sold by grocer.
viirnreiie amoklnu an the Increase.
Consumption of cigarettes IncreaseJ
largely In the United States during the
:ast fiscal year ended June 30, 1008,
according to tho preliminary annual
statement of internal revenuo receipt?.
Tobacco revenuos generally fell off, the
public smoking fewer cigars than the
preceding year, taking less snuff and
chewing less. But more cigarettes of
all kinds were used. ,
Less spirits were used than In 1007,
the heaviest falling off being In the
spirits distilled from grain, the reve
nue on which declined over $10,000,000.
This would indicate large decline in
whisky consumption. The beer busi
ness, however, continued to grow In
spite of the depression.
Tbe total decrease in Internal reve
nue, as compared with the preceding
fiscal year, was $17,908,072.
In 1020.
"Prisoner," said the magistrate se
verely, "you are charged with being a
millionaire. How did you happen to
fall?"
"Your honor," responded the trem
bling man at the bar, "in a moment of
weakness I made a book on the races."
"You're not Incurable," rejoined the
magistrate, who at heur.t was not un
kind. "Go nnd reform by playing the
book of some other fellow. Dismissed."
Philadelphia Ledger. ;
Fnme.
Proud Father My daughter, I suppose,
is getting alohg famously with her dra
matic studies.
Principal (of the school of dramatic
art) Er yes; indeed she is. On ar
amateurs' night at one of the theaters re
cently the audience fairly went wild with
enthusiasm when she starred In a little
comedy called "Getting the Hook." Chi
cago Tribune.
En on ah to Walce Them.
"It's wonderful," said Dubley, "how
wido-'awake the Japanese have become
in recent years."
"Ob, it's not so wonderful," replied
the? observant man, "when you consider
thnt thoy have an earthquake every
night or so In their country," Phila
delphia Press. f
Appullliig Ilenult,
Sadly the mermaid regarded herself la
her mirror,
"This," she said, "is the penalty Im
posed by nature for tbe absurd effort of
my ancestresses, ages ago, to abolish
hips!"
From which we learn how dangerous
It is to meddle with the orderly processes
of evolution
Up to Dote.
They were looking up at the latest
kyscrapper. "Cut what are those
things sticking out from tbe sides?"
asked tho up-state friend.
"Those? Oh, those are fhe mil
posts I" answered tho New Yorker.
Judge.
k7&iiffprT9f
AN UNSURPASSED
REMEDY X
FW Cuia Ii an uniurpan! re
medy for coughi, cwtii, bronchim.
atlhou. hoanencu and thioal and
lung alftctioni. Il sort direct to
th Kat of tho troulJ. and sracially
tlweihllhyconclition. Molhera
can givs thtii thildita Vw Cure
with perfrcl eonHdene t lueoratl
powen and frredora from opiates.
Famous for half a century.
At all druggists', so cis.
DISCOVERIES AT KN03S03.
Iteaulta of the Itcccnt Hxcarnlloni.
by nr. Uvnnn In Crete.
May I beg n little npace to Inform
thoso interested in Cretan exploration
of n sericH of discoveries lately mado
nt KnoBsoB? says a writer In tho Lon
don Times. The news from Dr. Evanfl
Is exceedingly good. Ho baa been
working nil the season in the Inrge
house which IIch to the west of the pal
ace, but unfortunately Is deeply burled
under tho talus of n hill. With great
inbor Dr. Evans has now reached tho
further limit of this building, and on
his way has found much. A magnificent
steatite vase in the Bhnpe of n bull's
head, with Inlay of cut shell about tho
nostrils and with crystal eyeballs, the
Iris being painted on the back of tho
cryBtnl, reveals to us n new technic.
In another quarter, on the north, a
great hoard of bronze Implements and
utensils, Including a large tripod caul
dron in perfect preservation, will much
Increase our knowledge of the finer do
meBtlc apparatus of Mlnoan clvlliza
tlon. Ah Dr. Evans speaks of having
unearthed n great number of early
vases with these tools there should be
no difficulty in dating the latter and
thereby getting standard forms.
On the south of the palace a range
of buildings has been found at n lower
level, lnrgely burled under .debris of the
pnlncc Itself. The latter included a
mass of ivory fragments, the remains
of carved caskets and of fresco paint
lngs. Inside the south building Itself,
under a staircase, a small hoard of sil
ver vessels has come to light some
bowls and a Jug. These will be wel
coined ns first fruits of that work 5n
precious metals which bo greatly Influ
enccd tho ceramic artists of the middle
Mlnoan periods, but hns generally dis
appeared. We henr, too, of fine vases
of various kinds, one with pnpyrus
plant ornament In relief nnd others in
tho best "palnce Btyle." Work la also
proceeding actively on the restoration
of the roynl apartments on tho east
of the palace, and every effort Is being
made to get Into the great dome tomb
found last year and to find other tombs
:J-9:-T-'-5:JH'-?l3-94a'-i:-?ja.-3'a:-i3'a:333
fn ntmTiTiTnnTn m.ii.iL'nm V
rfr i a uiur .0,10111 it mxhui. u,
its
An old gentleman in one of the large
Eastern cities was asked to buy n ticket
to a fireman's ball, and good naturedly
complied. The next question was what
to do with It. He hnd two servants,
either of whom would be glad to use It,
but lie did not wish to show favoritism.
It therefore occurred to him to buy
another ticket, so that both could at
tend. A writer In the St Louis Re
public tellB what happened.
Not knowing where the tickets were
Bold, he Inquired of a pollcemnn, and
tho officer suggested that he go to the
engine house. So the old gentleman
went to the engine house that evening,
but there wns no one In sight. He bnd
never been In such a place before, and
Htrvxl for ft moment uncertain how ;o
make his presence known.
Presently he snw an electric button
on the side of tho room, and put his
thumb on It
The effect was "electrical" In every
sense of the word. Through the cell
Ing, down the stairs, nnd from every
other direction firemen came running
and sliding. The horses rushed out of
their stalls, and, In short, nil the ma
chinery of a modern engine house wfs
Instantly In motion.
Amid all this uproar stood the inno
cent old Kcntlenlan, who did not an -pect
that lie had touched tho fire -lnrm
until tho men clamored round mm ror
information as to the locality of tho
fire.
Then ho said, mildly, "I should like
to buy nnother ticket for the, bnll, if
you please."
The situation was so ludicrous thnt
thero wns a general shout of lnughtor;
and the old gentleman bought his ticket
and the engine house resumed its for
mer state of quiet
Until Tone SntiNtltuto (ur Irrigation
And irrigation Is better thnu rain,
infinitely better. That nlso sounds
liko a paradox, hut lustend it is almost
n truism. Whnt Is better to give n
plant Just nS much nnd no more water
than It needs and Just when it noons
It; or to parch It or drown it accord
ing to tho whim of tho cloiuls? 'J, no
rain falls upou the just nnd upon tho
unjust alike; upon your Btrawberrles
thnt cry for It and upon your sugar
beets thnt want uninterrupted sun
shine. Rain Is all rlgnt in its place,
but It Is n very poor substltuto for Ir
rigation. Otherwlso why wJould tho
lawns of our cities be Bprlnkled or irri
gated, lnstcnd of leaving them to tho
tender mercy of tho clouds? No. Arid
lands are moro fertile thnn ordinary
lands, and Irrigation Is better than
rain. Success Magazine.
Never Itenclica tho Limit.
"It's too bad .tho average man enn'v
do satisfied with n good living nnd not
lie hungering for moro money".
"The averago nn Is satisfied with a
good living. Tho only troublo Is thnt
his idea of n good living grows with his
laconic." Philadelphia Ledger.
Trying to Provo an Alibi,
"Now, Tommy, either yqu or Johnny
hnvo been stealing grapes ngnlu. Hero
nro tho skins."
'Twnsn't mo, ma honest It wasn't
I et all my skins." Cleveland Lender.
IiUiifern itt tha I'uol Tulilc.
Tho best pool players In nuy town nro
generally tho young follows who nover
hang onto ono Jobbery long at a time.
Kuusas City Journal
S.S.3
A CURE FOR
o RHEUMATISM
Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid in the blood, which is
carried through the circulation to all portions of the system. Every muscle,
nerve, bone and joint absorbs the acrid, pain-producing poison, causing
aches, inflammation, stiffness and other well known symptoms of the disease.
Permanent relief from the pains and discomfort of Rheumatism cannot be
expected from the use of liniments, plasters, and other external treatment
which does not reach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measures
give temporary relief, but in order to cure Rheumatism the uric acid and
inflammatory poison must be expelled from the blood. S. S. S. cures
Rheumatism because it is a perfect blood purifier. It goes down into the
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Pcnnntn Importer!,
So many peanuts are eaten In this
country that the native supply Is not
sufficient for the demand und about
$3,000 worth Of the African nuta were
imported from Marseilles In 1000 nnd
over $73,000 worth In 1007. The west
coast of Africa produces quantities of
peanuts.
Society Horror.
"Gayman, I saw you in the conserva
tory the other afternoon embracing an
elderly spinster."
"1 don't deny it, Goodsole. I was try
ing to conserve our natural resources."
"Wh-what?"
"Reclaiming an arid Waist"
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OILED
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, are cut on larger.
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.ineuimosicomion
r .llCHT-DURABLE-CLEftn
AND .a
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Habitual
Mayte
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ii
ay oe permanently overcome oy proper
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o tbe orj truly benejlcml laxative
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The well known rellablo
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