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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (Oct. 29, 1908)
a ftcroful --. .ntltclr Too from I Sriod oi S" produce dyspe mnrVod tendency ..h. W ."r AMIS tlK 01 tins. DOiou ffi'sSarsapari nr,ncnoColatC(lt in nnnsfl tho wholo ipopslo. Ctt 1 M n t iruptiona, tho groat ilia tablet It. - flnnnrellanf It "1D police There'll bt trtf." .. . niv. to Nw ul ,: . i ihnrn soon." Slu'kw dbcowMdjn Ireland nmliilon HIorr. . !..- dnnlt had Just enun ifci doctrine that all governments Si; nnwen from tlie consent ft"ro:,'.i. absurd." exclaimed in. "Why. ? Tn hli mlly tn-iuoi pnnci l!" .. , uti.it- ha ciivo order ..-.Mm. uluuiiw"? " f ' W r Elmrnu of soldiers be shlp- , t once to crush the Incipient re- rr, lYirPffifinnn K V Qeanses tlm System Effcct 2cs duo to Constipation; itufally, acta Trul Ms ncuurallv, ac IftLoxaTivo. , Mlot'Men.Wqmnn ai ul Uld, ma Uului rco-ybunj? ni tl .i "II t I wit i jo Lcl us jJcneTiciniJLifpci.s ilLflvc In ixy inn rrptiiiinn wlilrli itas ilto jull name ft oftl, fiAUFORNIA II?rv .Qvnir ti aOn hutan it u manufactureo , printed on the ' front of ct ery pnekntfe. SOLO WALL LEADING DRUGGISTS, Thecleanest.-liahlest.-and most comfortable SLICKER al the same time cheapest In the er4 because II wears longest TOerjwhere (my oarmenl quar. erJttd woltrprooJ Cctatog fre tfti.vr'.'s.y.t t. arrp ftftTO CAM ISA 2ff illV- mora ""r laannfncturrr In tlio irorl.1. 1,i u! . . ?f er tl"ln ,u,y ,'r "Ji wffi&'sJ!!' Every Member of tho S2auS..,,,,Jl'.,mMl Children fcJj-WHOlAS, lit Emrlr ,r.t,.ff m v L.,M,,. otdL!."10i'.,'.l' unMtl partial plito M f ...lugu woju, I)ri wjM "tEETir vn.. !'Ml0 " w""ouT PLATES" Wk li tu" "f tho now wr ot Rb'.r io o- en; ()ur for , J' ,,. wibe DENt at No. 43-OB Oli.rr tof Ii Moknnm. Tho public num In America who hns never been tnKBPd with n nlcknnmo may bo Junt n clllclcnt and worthy of prnlHO ns IiIh brethren who nro known n "mil" und "Joo," but ho 1ms not achieved nn equal ineaRiiro of iwpulnr Ity. Nicknamed nro oflencr Inspired by affection than by averHlon. "Tho men of tho people" no-called, nro In variably nicknamed. Vouerublo citizen till refer to "Abo" Lincoln, dwelling with reminiscent affection upon tho abbreviation. Nicknamed both good und bad nro no old ad hlnlory. In tho country tho people have a way of ab breviating tho named of tho men they renlly like and aBdlgnlng their full titled to tho men who prefer dignity to popularity. Pittsburg Clazotto. Ill lllticlinrirt). A touching lnstanco of tho humor tflilcli never dCHcrtd a true Irishman vcn in. his worst troubles Is recorded. A doldler was seen In tho trendies holding his hands above tho earth works. Ills cnptaln asked: "What are you doing that for, rat?" Ho replied, with a grin, as ho worked Ms ringers: "I'm feeling for a furlough, sin" Just then n rlllo ball struck his arm Just below the wrlHt. Then a queer ex pression of pain and humor passed over Ills fnco an he exclaimed: "And faith It's a discharge." London Answers. Mothcn wilt ttnd Mr. Window's Soothing syrup tho bttt remedr to uto lor their cltUdrs during tho toothing period. In Ju(lflcntlnn. Police Juntlce This man charges you with stealing his watch, and the charge eccms to be sustained. You were found with the watch In your possession. Prisoner Y'r honor, It ain't so; 1 didn't steal It. I met him on the street and- asked him what time It was. lie said It was 4 o'clock. I says, 'I don't bcllevo that watch It right,' and ho says, 'You bet It's right! It's Just 4 o'clock; you can tnko It from me.' Well, y'r honor, tho first chance I got I took It from him, and now lies klckln' about It!" Airy PrralflnKP, Mrs. Cuppotee How' could a womas ever bring herself to marry an aerouautl He's so flighty. Mrs. Waypher Yes, md too often hi lacks ballast. Mrs. Mamialayde Then, too, he looki down on ordinary people. Mrs. Chllllcon-Ivcarncy And again hi .moves In the higher circles, and you don't. Chicago Tribune. Brorr Da? Is Cclebrnlcil its Snnilnr. Few peoplo know that other days of tho week than tho first arc being ob served as Sunday by nomo nation or other. Tho Greeks observe Mondny; tho Persians, Tuesday; tho Assyrians, Wednesday; tho Egyptians, Thursday; tho Turks, Friday ; tho Jews, Saturday ; and tho Christians, Sunday. Thus a perpetual Sabbntli Is being celebrated oa earth. Success Magazine. CITC Ht. Vltnt" l)ne nct 'Orrone uimum pra rtiJnaaUr csrtd by Dr. J .tn't (Irest Ner Ho- loror. Hand for Face Si.oo trui noma na iiuum, Dr. B. U. Kllno. IA., Bl Arch Bt., l'lillaJelpLl. Pa. A not Iter l.eaaon from nature. "Young gentlemen," lectured the emi nent Instructor, "you are old enough now to put away the childish and trivial amusements that sufficed for you when you were younger. I.carn a lesson from the dumb brutes, and even from the rep tiles. When they arrive at maturity they comport theiiwclves with a certain -Jignlty." "It isn't so with the rattlesnake, pro fessor," objected the young man with thn had eye. "The older ho grows, th more rattles bt plays with." Tim Inerllnbla Joke. "Say, old man," remarked one of his neighbors, "why have you given your homo n now name? What was the mat ter with Tho Nutshell'?" "Why?" responded the man, with dome wnrmth. "Hecauso I was tired of being Joked. Thcro Isn't a boy for a mllo around who hasn't stopped and rung the door bell every tlmo ho passed to ask If tho colonol waa In!" Phila delphia Ledger- CASTOR I A 3?or Infanta and Children. Tha Kind You Havo Always Bought Boars tho SIguaturo nemnnilltilt Kultcr Iniormntlon. Nan Yes, Tom calls occasionally. Queer fellow, Isn't he? Doesn't seem to know what to do with his hands. Sits vlth them clasped the- wholo evening. Fan (raising her eyebrows) Sits with his bauds clasped, eh? Together? Chi cago Tribune Too Much Opposition. Tlmmle, does your mother still object to my coming to see you?" "Yes, dear; shs does." nnn, I fln Hoes mine. Shs says thai If I . marry you she'll cut ms off with a to'lHns-." . lt "O, but that's altogetlur uincrsni i i cr haps, Jack in view of everything and baeauift and we're both so young well, don't you see?" Chicago Tribune. Throat and Lungs Piw'.Cu;.. 11 ypu h.twh or eolJ. avlisKl 01 teriow, laa 1 Wi Cur tir and conUaua .I II ril IhAmalBh lurr. ItiiuntloUita. FiI 0(ulM ond ruumiui mnwrau. M all drugguu , o - i.-rsrM , liiSH A I.tfMiur Jnck. When ono Is nlono on a farm with porhnps no help around It Is almost Impossible to lift hay racks or grain tanks off tho wagons. With a dovlec like tho cut, ono man can tnko off any kind of n hoy rack with ease. Tills lifting Jnck Is seven feet high. Tho two nprlghtfl nro 2x4 at tho base and 2x2 at the upper end. They can he ripped out of 2x(t. Have tho wooden block out of nn old hay fork pulley, bolted to the upper end of tho uprights with a half Inch bolt for tho rono tn work on. Thirty Inches from the haw Is an offset to which is r.t tnrhed a spindle for the rope to wind on. Tho nec"d of tho offset will cnslly bo seen in operating; tho crank will always ho In tho clear. The crank Is 14 Inches long. The spindle Is one inch In diameter. A piece of good one inch gas pipe makes n good one. Tho up rights are spread 20 or 22 Indies at the base. It also needs a few light wooden braces to strengthen and stiffen it. It should bo made quite strong and light, so that ono man can carry It handily. On tho end of the three-quarter inch ropo Is a flve-clghths Inch Iron hook. MFTIXO JACK. jnaiviflunmr ot Com, Whilo tliero are slight Individual differences In digestive clllclciiey nmong cows, extensive experiments havo shown that thesa aro insufficient to account for tho widely variable re turns iimdo by similar cows from like quantities of the aamo kind of food. Tho results obtained In tests of this kind nro emphatic. It has been shown that,' of two cows of apparently tho same merit, from superficial exam ination ono may return three times as much as the other from a given amount of slmllnr foods, They digest ed their food equally well. It Is a well known fact that there are Indi vidual likes and dislikes among cows, which necessitates an Intimate knowl edge of each cow If best results uro to follow. Occasionally a Cow will make her best performance upon n ration not suited to tho other members of tho herd. These matters are of con tinual Interest to tho dnlrymen, who should safeguard himself at all times by keeping nt least approximate rec ords of food consumed and product yielded by each Individual. Kansas Farmer. I'roflt Prom rintry Product. Tho Maryland Hxperlmont Station hns been making tests as to profits In selling dairy products, as milk, cream and butter. Tills test bIiows that cream Is one of the most profitable forms of sale, when 20 per cent cream enn be sold at CO cents a gallon, and even nt this low price returns 23V6 cents per pound for tho butter In the milk, be sides leaving the sklmmllk for use on the farm. Of course, cream can bo us ually sold for more than 50 cents per gallon. . It appears that milk shipping Is ordinarily more profitable than but ter. Thus 12 cents per gallon for 3 per cent milk is equal to 23 cents per AMERICAN REAPERS IN ASIA. American farm machinery is rapidly finding Its way Into foreign coun tries, but our American farmers would not know how to xise the machines that are sent over there. They nro built to meet tho demands of Asiatic fanners, who are slow to grasp up-to-dato methods. shaped so ns to draw' Itself Into the wood and not slip off. This hook needs ono or two links. A hardwood pog is placed in the upright back of tile crank, thus holding tho load at any height. To take the hay rack off the wagon place the lifting Jack in an upright position at one end as near the center ns possible. Place tho hook beneath some pnrt of tho rack, turn tho crank, and It will surprise you how light the rack seems.- When high enough so ns to clear tho wheels, have a 4x4 or other fairly strong timber' to put under the rack', tho ends resting on two well se cured posts. Itnlso the other end in the some mnnncr and you will havo your hay rack or grain tank where the weeds will not grow over them and without nuy lifting to speak of. Mon treal Star. Fnrmer'a Poultry Ilouao. Tho accompanying Illustration of a poultry houso Is largely Bclf-explnnn-tory. Hoth a window nnd curtain front Is provided. Tho window slides back nnd In place of it a cotton screen enn be let down to fill tho opening. Tho pens nro built 12 ftrT 13 ft. and tho coop is placed beneath tho drop- rOUl.TUY HOUSE. plug board. Hough boards are used for sheeting together with tar, paper and cheap Bhlngles. Tho InBldo may Lo ,lnatnrjvl. I"""'"""' llaineminle Iliiroinoter. Tlioso who love experimentation may try tho following method of making n cheap barometer, as practiced In Franco: Take 8 grams of pulverized camphor, 4 grams of pulverized nltrhto of potassium, 2 grains of pulverized nitrate of ammonia nnd dissolve In 00 grams of alcohol. Put tho wholo In n long, Blender bottle, closed nt tho top with a pleco of bladder containing a pinhole to admit tho air. Whon rain Is coming tho solid particles will tend gradually to mount, llttlo Btnr crystalB forming In tho liquid, which otherwlso remains clear; if blK' winds nro ap proachlng, tho liquid will become thick ns If fermenting, whilo n-fllm of solid particles forms on tho Biirfnco; during fair weathor tho liquid will remain clear and tho solid particles will roat at the bottom. pound for butter, while at 15 cents per gallon for 3.0 per cent mlUv the but ler is sold nt 32 cents per pound. In selling cream at 70 cents per gal lon tho price obtained is equal to 33 cents for tho butter, but creameries never pay this amount; nnd no homo made butter brings nny such price ex cept for a very few gilt-edge mnkes. Iletcctlunr Dlaenae In lloraca. An Irregular pulse In a horse Is a strong symptom of grave disease. In a healthy horso the pulse beats 32 to 88 per mhiute, but 48 per minute may not denote disease In some horses. To take tho pulse, place tho finger below the Jaws holding the watch In tho left hand, nnd count the beats. A rise of temperature above 100 degrees deuotes that something Is wrong. To take the temperature use a thermometer Insert ed In the rectum. Uy practice, a high temperature can bo easily detected by Inserting the hnnd In the mouth of tho nnlinnl. Cold legs and cold cars and cold sweat are bad symptoms. DKIlcult and quick breathing Indicate lung trouble, and "snoring" Is caused by dls easo of tho brnlu. A rough coat Is a bad symptom, denoting Indigestion. Fever' In a horse Is Indicated by dull ness, n quick pulse, high temperature, extended and Inflamed nostrils and us ually great desiro for water. Unlryliis und Pnrmlng, Butter bus a market vnlue of $50 a ton, nnd it removes less than CO cents' worth of fertilizer from tho soli. On tho other hnnd, a ton of wheat has a market value of $22 and removes $7.50 of fertilizer from tho soli. Anyone can see by this that dairying Is worth a good deal moro to n now country thnn tho growing of4 wheat If tho vnluo of keeping up tho fertility of tho soli Is fully appreciated. Field and Farm. Wlilto Spot on Itoraea, A wlilto spot on tho forehead of n horso Is called a "star," A wlilto face from eyo to eyo Is "bnld fnco." A strip between tho nostrils Is a "snipe." A white eyo Is a "glass eye." A horso has pasterns, not nnkles. White nround tho top of tho hoof Is a "whlto coro net," Wlilto abovo tho pnstenis Is n "whlto leg." ICnnaa Corn Crop, In 1005 Kunsus raised about nn av erage crop of corn, but tho yield was moro than that of all South America, which, of course, Includes tho miTch advertised Argentina j was over 80, 000,000 bushels greater than tho com bined crops of Canada andMoxlco, and exceeded tho sanio year's crops of Kgypt, Italy, Franco, Bulgaria and Russia proper togother. P, D. Cobura 2 CURES OLD SORES No old eorccan Ileal until the cause which produces it has been removed. External applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc., may reduce the: inflam mation and assist iti keeping; the place clean, but cannot cure the trouble because they do not reach its source. Old sores exist because the blood is infected with impurities and poisons which are constantly being1 discharged into the place. The nerves, tissues and fibres of the flesh are kept in a state of irritation and disease by being daily fed with the germ-laden matter through the circulation, making it impossible for the sore to heal. S. S. S. cures chronic sores by its purifying action on .the blood. It goes down into the circulation, and removes the poison-producing germs, impurities and morbid matters which are responsible for the failure of the place to heal, S. S. S. makes the blood pure, fresh and healthy; then as new, rich blood is carried to the spot the healing process begins, all discharge ceases, the inflammation leaves, new tissue begins to form, the place fills in with firm, healthy flesh, and soon the sore is permanently cured. S. S. S. is purely vegetable! the safest and best blood purifier for young or old. Book on Sores and Ulcers and any medical advice free to all who write. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. A Flavonn. It makes a syrup better than Maple. jf jf Sold by grocer. Seeing Oxford, An Oxford student was showing two fali cousins through tho Chrlstchurch College. "That," He explained, "Is the picture gollery; that, the library; and that tower contains tho famous bell, 'Great' Tom of Oxford." Stooping quickly, he picked up a stone and "sent It crashing through a spcond-story, Ivy-framed window, where there Immediately appeared face, purple with rage. "And that," added the young man, helpfully, "1b the Dean." Thus It was tbatxhe came to leave ono seat of learning for another. Suc cess Magazine. Hampered by Monopoly. Archimedes had just proclaimed that If he bad a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to rest it he could move the world. "Hut wiat'ir tho use of thinking about It," he said, "bo long hs the Bis Stick is In the keeping f T. Roosevelt?" Hereupon he epoke a short and ugly word. Chicago Tribune. Experienced llio Senantion. "Have you been away on any vacation this summer?" "No;, I expected to go, and -sent my suitcases on ahead, but something turned up nt the last moment that prevented the trip. I got all the effect of a vacation, though. The suitcases came back last week with $7.75 storage and express charges on them." A Wide rtnnjje. When the surgeon who happened to be spending a night at BushUy Inn had set the broken leg of the weather-beaten stranger who was the chief victim of an automobile accident, the patient looked up at him anxiously. "Sec1 here, doc," bo said, In a husky voice, "I haven't got much of any money ; would you take out your fee In trade?" "Yes, I gucFM so," said the surgeon, cheerfully. "What Is your trade?" "Well, I've got a number of things I can do soon as I'm on my feet again," said the patient. "I can hang wlndow bllnds, or I can put on lightning-rods, or I can play the cornet; and I do 'em all first-rate, If I'm the one to say it, doc." A Chnnca to Work It Off. Political Spellbinder You know I put in two or three days preparing a speech I was expected to deliver at the conven tion. Well, there were so many fellows ahead of me that they didn't get around to me at all. I've still got that speech in my system, Alvira. His Wife You have? Then I wish you would go out- to the kitchen and thunder it at the cook. I've tried to dis charge her nnd she won't goJ Chicago Tribune. Tlio ProfeKBor. "Uncertainty," moralized the doctor, "is the poison that lurks in everything in this life." "Certainly," said the professor; "life itself is one-half 'if.' " for pct cnih. 10 to 60 more money for rou to hln Haw Txin and IIMm to as than to ell at borne. Write for Price List. Market Jieport. bhipplng Tags, end c-ont oar .UNTERS,&TRAPPERS'GJ!DE,fk ISO pare, leather bound. Bert thlnr on lh object erer writUo. Illurtrallni :! Far lnlmi. All about Trappr' SwrcU. Decojf. Traps. Oamo laws. How asd vUn to trap, and to beeonia a tue nutul trapper. Iff a reralar Encyclopedia. IYIce. 12. Toonrcuitnmer. 11 JV Ilidet tanned into beautltol Robea. 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