The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, October 29, 1908, Image 3

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Slu'kw dbcowMdjn Ireland
nmliilon HIorr.
. !..- dnnlt had Just enun
ifci doctrine that all governments
Si; nnwen from tlie consent
ft"ro:,'.i. absurd." exclaimed
in. "Why. ?
Tn hli mlly tn-iuoi pnnci
l!" .. , uti.it- ha ciivo order
..-.Mm. uluuiiw"? "
f ' W r Elmrnu of soldiers be shlp-
, t once to crush the Incipient re-
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fiAUFORNIA
II?rv .Qvnir ti aOn
hutan it u manufactureo , printed on the
' front of ct ery pnekntfe.
SOLO WALL LEADING DRUGGISTS,
Thecleanest.-liahlest.-and
most comfortable
SLICKER
al the same time
cheapest In the
er4 because II
wears longest
TOerjwhere
(my oarmenl quar.
erJttd woltrprooJ
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""r laannfncturrr In tlio irorl.1. 1,i
u! . . ?f er tl"ln ,u,y ,'r "Ji
wffi&'sJ!!' Every Member of tho
S2auS..,,,,Jl'.,mMl Children
fcJj-WHOlAS, lit Emrlr ,r.t,.ff
m v
L.,M,,. otdL!."10i'.,'.l' unMtl partial plito
M f ...lugu woju, I)ri wjM
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!'Ml0 " w""ouT PLATES"
Wk li tu" "f tho now wr ot
Rb'.r io o- en; ()ur for , J'
,,. wibe DENt at
No. 43-OB
Oli.rr tof Ii Moknnm.
Tho public num In America who hns
never been tnKBPd with n nlcknnmo
may bo Junt n clllclcnt and worthy of
prnlHO ns IiIh brethren who nro known
n "mil" und "Joo," but ho 1ms not
achieved nn equal ineaRiiro of iwpulnr
Ity. Nicknamed nro oflencr Inspired
by affection than by averHlon. "Tho
men of tho people" no-called, nro In
variably nicknamed. Vouerublo citizen
till refer to "Abo" Lincoln, dwelling
with reminiscent affection upon tho
abbreviation. Nicknamed both good
und bad nro no old ad hlnlory. In tho
country tho people have a way of ab
breviating tho named of tho men they
renlly like and aBdlgnlng their full
titled to tho men who prefer dignity to
popularity. Pittsburg Clazotto.
Ill lllticlinrirt).
A touching lnstanco of tho humor
tflilcli never dCHcrtd a true Irishman
vcn in. his worst troubles Is recorded.
A doldler was seen In tho trendies
holding his hands above tho earth
works. Ills cnptaln asked:
"What are you doing that for, rat?"
Ho replied, with a grin, as ho worked
Ms ringers:
"I'm feeling for a furlough, sin"
Just then n rlllo ball struck his arm
Just below the wrlHt. Then a queer ex
pression of pain and humor passed over
Ills fnco an he exclaimed:
"And faith It's a discharge." London
Answers.
Mothcn wilt ttnd Mr. Window's Soothing
syrup tho bttt remedr to uto lor their cltUdrs
during tho toothing period.
In Ju(lflcntlnn.
Police Juntlce This man charges you
with stealing his watch, and the charge
eccms to be sustained. You were found
with the watch In your possession.
Prisoner Y'r honor, It ain't so; 1
didn't steal It. I met him on the street
and- asked him what time It was. lie
said It was 4 o'clock. I says, 'I don't
bcllevo that watch It right,' and ho says,
'You bet It's right! It's Just 4 o'clock;
you can tnko It from me.' Well, y'r
honor, tho first chance I got I took It from
him, and now lies klckln' about It!"
Airy PrralflnKP,
Mrs. Cuppotee How' could a womas
ever bring herself to marry an aerouautl
He's so flighty.
Mrs. Waypher Yes, md too often hi
lacks ballast.
Mrs. Mamialayde Then, too, he looki
down on ordinary people.
Mrs. Chllllcon-Ivcarncy And again hi
.moves In the higher circles, and you don't.
Chicago Tribune.
Brorr Da? Is Cclebrnlcil its Snnilnr.
Few peoplo know that other days of
tho week than tho first arc being ob
served as Sunday by nomo nation or
other. Tho Greeks observe Mondny;
tho Persians, Tuesday; tho Assyrians,
Wednesday; tho Egyptians, Thursday;
tho Turks, Friday ; tho Jews, Saturday ;
and tho Christians, Sunday. Thus a
perpetual Sabbntli Is being celebrated
oa earth. Success Magazine.
CITC Ht. Vltnt" l)ne nct 'Orrone uimum pra
rtiJnaaUr csrtd by Dr. J .tn't (Irest Ner Ho-
loror. Hand for Face Si.oo trui noma na iiuum,
Dr. B. U. Kllno. IA., Bl Arch Bt., l'lillaJelpLl. Pa.
A not Iter l.eaaon from nature.
"Young gentlemen," lectured the emi
nent Instructor, "you are old enough now
to put away the childish and trivial
amusements that sufficed for you when
you were younger. I.carn a lesson from
the dumb brutes, and even from the rep
tiles. When they arrive at maturity
they comport theiiwclves with a certain
-Jignlty."
"It isn't so with the rattlesnake, pro
fessor," objected the young man with thn
had eye. "The older ho grows, th more
rattles bt plays with."
Tim Inerllnbla Joke.
"Say, old man," remarked one of his
neighbors, "why have you given your
homo n now name? What was the mat
ter with Tho Nutshell'?"
"Why?" responded the man, with
dome wnrmth. "Hecauso I was tired of
being Joked. Thcro Isn't a boy for a
mllo around who hasn't stopped and
rung the door bell every tlmo ho passed
to ask If tho colonol waa In!" Phila
delphia Ledger-
CASTOR I A
3?or Infanta and Children.
Tha Kind You Havo Always Bought
Boars tho
SIguaturo
nemnnilltilt Kultcr Iniormntlon.
Nan Yes, Tom calls occasionally.
Queer fellow, Isn't he? Doesn't seem to
know what to do with his hands. Sits
vlth them clasped the- wholo evening.
Fan (raising her eyebrows) Sits with
his bauds clasped, eh? Together? Chi
cago Tribune
Too Much Opposition.
Tlmmle, does your mother still object
to my coming to see you?"
"Yes, dear; shs does."
nnn, I fln Hoes mine. Shs says thai
If I . marry you she'll cut ms off with a
to'lHns-." . lt
"O, but that's altogetlur uincrsni i i cr
haps, Jack in view of everything and
baeauift and we're both so young well,
don't you see?" Chicago Tribune.
Throat and Lungs
Piw'.Cu;.. 11 ypu h.twh
or eolJ. avlisKl 01 teriow,
laa 1 Wi Cur tir and conUaua
.I II ril IhAmalBh
lurr. ItiiuntloUita. FiI
0(ulM ond ruumiui mnwrau.
M all drugguu , o -
i.-rsrM ,
liiSH
A I.tfMiur Jnck.
When ono Is nlono on a farm with
porhnps no help around It Is almost
Impossible to lift hay racks or grain
tanks off tho wagons.
With a dovlec like tho cut,
ono man can tnko off any
kind of n hoy rack with
ease. Tills lifting Jnck Is
seven feet high. Tho two
nprlghtfl nro 2x4 at tho
base and 2x2 at the upper
end. They can he ripped
out of 2x(t. Have tho
wooden block out of
nn old hay fork pulley,
bolted to the upper end of
tho uprights with a half
Inch bolt for tho rono tn
work on. Thirty Inches from the
haw Is an offset to which is r.t
tnrhed a spindle for the rope to wind
on. Tho nec"d of tho offset will cnslly
bo seen in operating; tho crank will
always ho In tho clear. The crank Is
14 Inches long. The spindle Is one inch
In diameter. A piece of good one inch
gas pipe makes n good one. Tho up
rights are spread 20 or 22 Indies at the
base. It also needs a few light wooden
braces to strengthen and stiffen it. It
should bo made quite strong and light,
so that ono man can carry It handily.
On tho end of the three-quarter inch
ropo Is a flve-clghths Inch Iron hook.
MFTIXO
JACK.
jnaiviflunmr ot Com,
Whilo tliero are slight Individual
differences In digestive clllclciiey
nmong cows, extensive experiments
havo shown that thesa aro insufficient
to account for tho widely variable re
turns iimdo by similar cows from like
quantities of the aamo kind of food.
Tho results obtained In tests of this
kind nro emphatic. It has been
shown that,' of two cows of apparently
tho same merit, from superficial exam
ination ono may return three times as
much as the other from a given
amount of slmllnr foods, They digest
ed their food equally well. It Is a
well known fact that there are Indi
vidual likes and dislikes among cows,
which necessitates an Intimate knowl
edge of each cow If best results uro to
follow. Occasionally a Cow will make
her best performance upon n ration
not suited to tho other members of
tho herd. These matters are of con
tinual Interest to tho dnlrymen, who
should safeguard himself at all times
by keeping nt least approximate rec
ords of food consumed and product
yielded by each Individual. Kansas
Farmer.
I'roflt Prom rintry Product.
Tho Maryland Hxperlmont Station
hns been making tests as to profits
In selling dairy products, as milk, cream
and butter. Tills test bIiows that cream
Is one of the most profitable forms of
sale, when 20 per cent cream enn be
sold at CO cents a gallon, and even nt
this low price returns 23V6 cents per
pound for tho butter In the milk, be
sides leaving the sklmmllk for use on
the farm. Of course, cream can bo us
ually sold for more than 50 cents per
gallon. . It appears that milk shipping
Is ordinarily more profitable than but
ter. Thus 12 cents per gallon for 3
per cent milk is equal to 23 cents per
AMERICAN REAPERS IN ASIA.
American farm machinery is rapidly finding Its way Into foreign coun
tries, but our American farmers would not know how to xise the machines
that are sent over there. They nro built to meet tho demands of Asiatic
fanners, who are slow to grasp up-to-dato methods.
shaped so ns to draw' Itself Into the
wood and not slip off. This hook needs
ono or two links. A hardwood pog is
placed in the upright back of tile crank,
thus holding tho load at any height.
To take the hay rack off the wagon
place the lifting Jack in an upright
position at one end as near the center
ns possible. Place tho hook beneath
some pnrt of tho rack, turn tho crank,
and It will surprise you how light the
rack seems.- When high enough so ns
to clear tho wheels, have a 4x4 or other
fairly strong timber' to put under the
rack', tho ends resting on two well se
cured posts. Itnlso the other end in
the some mnnncr and you will havo
your hay rack or grain tank where the
weeds will not grow over them and
without nuy lifting to speak of. Mon
treal Star.
Fnrmer'a Poultry Ilouao.
Tho accompanying Illustration of a
poultry houso Is largely Bclf-explnnn-tory.
Hoth a window nnd curtain
front Is provided. Tho window slides
back nnd In place of it a cotton screen
enn be let down to fill tho opening.
Tho pens nro built 12 ftrT 13 ft. and
tho coop is placed beneath tho drop-
rOUl.TUY HOUSE.
plug board. Hough boards are used for
sheeting together with tar, paper and
cheap Bhlngles. Tho InBldo may Lo
,lnatnrjvl.
I"""'"""'
llaineminle Iliiroinoter.
Tlioso who love experimentation may
try tho following method of making n
cheap barometer, as practiced In
Franco: Take 8 grams of pulverized
camphor, 4 grams of pulverized nltrhto
of potassium, 2 grains of pulverized
nitrate of ammonia nnd dissolve In 00
grams of alcohol. Put tho wholo In n
long, Blender bottle, closed nt tho top
with a pleco of bladder containing a
pinhole to admit tho air. Whon rain Is
coming tho solid particles will tend
gradually to mount, llttlo Btnr crystalB
forming In tho liquid, which otherwlso
remains clear; if blK' winds nro ap
proachlng, tho liquid will become thick
ns If fermenting, whilo n-fllm of solid
particles forms on tho Biirfnco; during
fair weathor tho liquid will remain
clear and tho solid particles will roat
at the bottom.
pound for butter, while at 15 cents per
gallon for 3.0 per cent mlUv the but
ler is sold nt 32 cents per pound.
In selling cream at 70 cents per gal
lon tho price obtained is equal to 33
cents for tho butter, but creameries
never pay this amount; nnd no homo
made butter brings nny such price ex
cept for a very few gilt-edge mnkes.
Iletcctlunr Dlaenae In lloraca.
An Irregular pulse In a horse Is a
strong symptom of grave disease. In
a healthy horso the pulse beats 32 to
88 per mhiute, but 48 per minute may
not denote disease In some horses. To
take tho pulse, place tho finger below
the Jaws holding the watch In tho left
hand, nnd count the beats. A rise of
temperature above 100 degrees deuotes
that something Is wrong. To take the
temperature use a thermometer Insert
ed In the rectum. Uy practice, a high
temperature can bo easily detected by
Inserting the hnnd In the mouth of tho
nnlinnl. Cold legs and cold cars and
cold sweat are bad symptoms. DKIlcult
and quick breathing Indicate lung
trouble, and "snoring" Is caused by dls
easo of tho brnlu. A rough coat Is a
bad symptom, denoting Indigestion.
Fever' In a horse Is Indicated by dull
ness, n quick pulse, high temperature,
extended and Inflamed nostrils and us
ually great desiro for water.
Unlryliis und Pnrmlng,
Butter bus a market vnlue of $50 a
ton, nnd it removes less than CO cents'
worth of fertilizer from tho soli. On
tho other hnnd, a ton of wheat has a
market value of $22 and removes $7.50
of fertilizer from tho soli. Anyone can
see by this that dairying Is worth a
good deal moro to n now country thnn
tho growing of4 wheat If tho vnluo of
keeping up tho fertility of tho soli Is
fully appreciated. Field and Farm.
Wlilto Spot on Itoraea,
A wlilto spot on tho forehead of n
horso Is called a "star," A wlilto face
from eyo to eyo Is "bnld fnco." A
strip between tho nostrils Is a "snipe."
A white eyo Is a "glass eye." A horso
has pasterns, not nnkles. White nround
tho top of tho hoof Is a "whlto coro
net," Wlilto abovo tho pnstenis Is n
"whlto leg."
ICnnaa Corn Crop,
In 1005 Kunsus raised about nn av
erage crop of corn, but tho yield was
moro than that of all South America,
which, of course, Includes tho miTch
advertised Argentina j was over 80,
000,000 bushels greater than tho com
bined crops of Canada andMoxlco, and
exceeded tho sanio year's crops of
Kgypt, Italy, Franco, Bulgaria and
Russia proper togother. P, D. Cobura
2
CURES
OLD SORES
No old eorccan Ileal until the cause which produces it has been removed.
External applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc., may reduce the: inflam
mation and assist iti keeping; the place clean, but cannot cure the trouble
because they do not reach its source. Old sores exist because the blood is
infected with impurities and poisons which are constantly being1 discharged
into the place. The nerves, tissues and fibres of the flesh are kept in a state
of irritation and disease by being daily fed with the germ-laden matter
through the circulation, making it impossible for the sore to heal. S. S. S.
cures chronic sores by its purifying action on .the blood. It goes down into
the circulation, and removes the poison-producing germs, impurities and
morbid matters which are responsible for the failure of the place to heal,
S. S. S. makes the blood pure, fresh and healthy; then as new, rich blood is
carried to the spot the healing process begins, all discharge ceases, the
inflammation leaves, new tissue begins to form, the place fills in with firm,
healthy flesh, and soon the sore is permanently cured. S. S. S. is purely
vegetable! the safest and best blood purifier for young or old. Book on
Sores and Ulcers and any medical advice free to all who write.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA.
A Flavonn. It makes a
syrup better than Maple.
jf jf Sold by grocer.
Seeing Oxford,
An Oxford student was showing two
fali cousins through tho Chrlstchurch
College.
"That," He explained, "Is the picture
gollery; that, the library; and that
tower contains tho famous bell, 'Great'
Tom of Oxford."
Stooping quickly, he picked up a
stone and "sent It crashing through a
spcond-story, Ivy-framed window, where
there Immediately appeared face,
purple with rage.
"And that," added the young man,
helpfully, "1b the Dean."
Thus It was tbatxhe came to leave
ono seat of learning for another. Suc
cess Magazine.
Hampered by Monopoly.
Archimedes had just proclaimed that If
he bad a lever long enough and a fulcrum
on which to rest it he could move the
world.
"Hut wiat'ir tho use of thinking about
It," he said, "bo long hs the Bis Stick is
In the keeping f T. Roosevelt?"
Hereupon he epoke a short and ugly
word. Chicago Tribune.
Experienced llio Senantion.
"Have you been away on any vacation
this summer?"
"No;, I expected to go, and -sent my
suitcases on ahead, but something turned
up nt the last moment that prevented the
trip. I got all the effect of a vacation,
though. The suitcases came back last
week with $7.75 storage and express
charges on them."
A Wide rtnnjje.
When the surgeon who happened to
be spending a night at BushUy Inn had
set the broken leg of the weather-beaten
stranger who was the chief victim of
an automobile accident, the patient
looked up at him anxiously. "Sec1 here,
doc," bo said, In a husky voice, "I
haven't got much of any money ; would
you take out your fee In trade?"
"Yes, I gucFM so," said the surgeon,
cheerfully. "What Is your trade?"
"Well, I've got a number of things
I can do soon as I'm on my feet again,"
said the patient. "I can hang wlndow
bllnds, or I can put on lightning-rods,
or I can play the cornet; and I do 'em
all first-rate, If I'm the one to say it,
doc."
A Chnnca to Work It Off.
Political Spellbinder You know I put
in two or three days preparing a speech
I was expected to deliver at the conven
tion. Well, there were so many fellows
ahead of me that they didn't get around
to me at all. I've still got that speech
in my system, Alvira.
His Wife You have? Then I wish
you would go out- to the kitchen and
thunder it at the cook. I've tried to dis
charge her nnd she won't goJ Chicago
Tribune.
Tlio ProfeKBor.
"Uncertainty," moralized the doctor, "is
the poison that lurks in everything in this
life."
"Certainly," said the professor; "life
itself is one-half 'if.' "
for pct cnih. 10 to 60 more money for rou to hln Haw Txin and IIMm to as than to
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DO AM)
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PORTLAND. OUEOON
BEHNKE-WALKER STUDENTS SUCCEED. WHY?
They aro Trained for business in a business-like way.
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THE CORRECT SHOE FOR STYLE.
EASE AND GOOD WEAR
You could novor hope to buy a more stylish or serviceable
shoe than tho "Leadlnrr Lady." It Is rlcht un-to-date in nnnear-
ance and fits tho foot perfectly from tho vcrv first. Besitira
al l. . aa.aa
ucing Biyusu ana comiortauic, tlio
av LJ
wears much longer than most shoes. It Is so well
made that it lasts twlco ns long ns tho average shoe,
And will retain its shape to tho end.
IVTiy biy inferior shoes when, with tho same
monqy.you can get tho "Loading Lady?" Your
dealer will supply you; If not, wrlto to us.
look tor tiie Mayer 1 ratio Mark on tho solo.
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