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About The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current | View Entire Issue (May 7, 1908)
All Humors . matters wlilcli tlio Bkln, liver, 'S other orBan. cannot toko care "'""T, boM. o nnd oU,or 8n,p' of PPetU". tlrc" ,c0ll,1B' llon'' Zn mot indigestion, dull head tlll0Q' . many other troubles ore due to Hood's Sarsapanlla "v , nmiid form or In chocolated c AiiimlKn. fMtor. What's your lilca In wantlm? jj '' trolley line? It down't com Jet! wltla yr ytem- 11 mml n f'SkT M.imte-Well, don't you MJp0 we want to do our own feeding? DOYOUBNOtY THE WET WEATHER COMFORT AND PROTECTION afforded by a SLICKER? Clean -Light Purabla Ounrantced VatcrproQi 300 Everywhere 4 j Tvwia Co ao.ro-, u ft KfV.'lJ Uiltll'll'll IIUIIIII IK UllC U( (i, ltem In s bill for $.'J,tkSO for clothes bleb Mrs. Hownrd (ioiild wnntu her bun btnd to par n necerlr of life. " ..m i' iiCUTON- Awiayer unit diemls'. tPIfi! i,. Vent on application. ty'1"'1 V S'lw" t.fr-t.c.l Cretin-. fx -i i i s.s.s Malaria is due to impurities nnd poisons in the blood. Instead of lwintr rich, strong and healthy, the circulation has become infected with genus 0f disease which destroy the rich, red corpuscles that furnish nourishment nnd jtrenRth to the body, nnd reduced this vital fluid to such n weak, watery condition that it is no longer able to keep the system in health, or ward off the countless diseases and disorders that assail it. The loss of these red corpuscles takes the color nnd glow of health from the cheek, nnd we tee pale, sallow faces and washc I out, chalky complexions among the first symptoms of Malaria. Hut Malaria is n general systemic disense. and as the blood licconics more heavily loaded with its genus we have more serious .md complicated symptoms; the impure blood having its effect on all parts cf the body. The appetite fails, digestion ii weakened, chills and slight lever are frequent, nnd the sufferer loses energy and ambition because of a constant tired-out and "no nccount " feeling. The lack of necessary nour- Muiutiik mm iiL.ii mini tiunimca III the blood causes lioils and abscesses. skin allcctions, nnd m some cases ores ana Hirers in iirmir nut otwi tnth n riMll -if . w. 1 1 -. . ! t . II. .l . r- . . . ............ j , in nriif-r ji r.iiif.i... i... .1 . the same time lntilrl tin li irora ita weakened nnd niti.dntvn bttt flttrl frtr tttiu T : I . .... unuu iui uiun, tlllll f Till rati 1.1 - .1 a - , , , wf)VMUn. 111 l l4llUlO Ul U1L1I 1L 11 Orittl trtlt I ttmb. i ft 1. reaiesi and safest of nil tnnfri ...,, iiuu I'lii-iiiiiiidn r poison, and at the same time imvi-s tn . .T. irru.a ifti..t 1 1 1 1 . tii.. ties it needs. It cures Malaria thoroughly nnd pertuanently because it Hie KCrillS and nnmotiq wlurli 1QT.MAM. ....... I . .. , way ifiiu . - " me nyiiiuiuiiin iiiish he r-Ai.i.,1. i.f . i i. vllw wl men, ncjjitaafu Jreneweu. Book with ' - vanninw(i i w. Tnt? CWrPT Pure Those who believe 25 Ounces for 25 Cenls Made from pure, carefully tested materials. Get a can on triaL You never saw such cakes jOUNCES, and biscuit They'll open your eyes. mmm lUnrt it ait f HICE8, TOH CVCRY I , In tha w.i. 9 " t sno jfch V Utrs ShMi Rnsisl In A-V'T Ihu Bwe uiu Vl'om im Oon to III, Itimnrtt. Hewitt I e tlint (Iruot, the life lnsurnnco ngcat, In niRrrled. Jowctt Yes, unci hi ninrrlngo Is o case of tlio Irony of fnto. "How In tlmt V" "Ho didn't know until nftcr ho wn mnrrled Unit tlio woman In tha case carried n lot of llfo Insurance, nnd now ho will hnvo to keep up tlio pro mlunm on' hor policies." Hniper'i Wockly. $100 Reward, $100. Tlio rosilers of this t apor will b-i rdnasmi tn learn t nt there U at u,Ut onoilrolilu " Ui.ms2 Hint Noloiwu titiN Imsuii nbio to cti.o I ill l UK0f, nnd Hut Is Catarrh, lull's currt? rnltheoniviioiiliivoriifonokiifm modlcn! friUiir.i ly. ( ntnrr i bo ni n T. .ViiV.. Lilr""' L'W'-."!'.U''.ri.lly, ilntliin of tlio il .fno, nndDlvliitf t i7at i tnitiittli by l.ullUiiw i. "tl S A tl? fin a, 1 assisting nature In ilnltiK lu m T "! ! I rlolors hnvo no much falll, In lu- urntlvoim 7lnV,,r,in!i."l,U ,0 curu' '' list o, A IdroM I' J. CIIKNKY A CO., Toltdo. O. Hold by i I drtiKKl.;,. v. ' ' Take Hall's KauiLr I'lIU lor ooiutlpntlon. j CnnaolliiKl "Poor John I Ho win n Uti nn. rorncnrinj; niMDnnu," hooimm! tlio wid ow on her rottirn from the funernl. "Yon," nnld n pymputhlzlnic neigh bor; "but Ife all for tlio pent. You must try nnd comfort yourHelf, my doar, with the thought that your hus bnnd U at peace it lut" Skotclir BIU. 1 Familiar fllirn, Church I see the public service commlHHlon hue recommended tide doom on the rnllrond com. (iotlmm -And will they expect to have the words "family entrance" over tucuiY loukerg Btatetmaa. Floored, "You say there's no such thine ns mat ter? Then there Is uo such thlnr ns n gas meter. Yet you are paylnic out your ft-ood money for 8.000 feet of gun rois tered by a mnchlnr thnt doein't exist." "Certnlnly; there Is no such thing m money." CURES MALARIA Purine 100 I was runntnf n farm oo tb Mltslulppl river and Wcams so Impreg nated with Malaria that for a ;ar I was almost n physical wreck. I tried a number of medicines recommended as blood purifi ers, chill cures, nnd Ualaria cradlcalors, but nothlnj dldlroe any food until I began to use S. S. S. The result was that altar taking it for nwhil I was as well and strong as I erer was. I hare never had a chill sine nor tha slightest symptom of Malaria. I hop others will be benefited by my experience, and with that end In view I give this testimonial, knowing that S. S. S. Is the best remedy for Malaria. Amory, Miss. S. R. COWLEY. nno rcmovca every iracc 01 impurity the hlooil thp lic-iltlmiitnininir mili. i - a r ' nnv npr flu- I mmiuc mill it'll I!.. Hnitirr ... . . ui viii. ntiiuiui ,1 iii.it tJ. wj. vJ. uwiiy, mc iieuiiny coior returns 10 . . . icuiiii); 1.1 unc, uiui mc cuwic iicaiiu v 14 iiiis uti j in.it iv,tit tlU r IWVa CDTTPTT7TP Pfl ATI AWTA . r A Wholesome in quality use BAKING POWDER mwzn "TtJI XltiunttlV, Fnua Ad At ART PtlM Tk Wn SnlietltuU. .-'IV Hi QHEATEST PORT IN THANCE. botnturrec of pPu Hns Annunlly IlCfn (IriMvliiir In I in purl mi ae. Inrls will hooii Ik) tho greiituHt l-irt In I-Vmiicc. Work which wnH begun thirty-seven yours no Ih now Hearing com pletion nnd when this Is doiio tho gay cnpltiil will hnvo many inlle-J of wharves capable of binding (houuintls of tons of iiicrehnmllso dully. Although tho jwrt In mostly concerned with In tennil trnllle, tho Heine at Paris Is ulxo deep enough lo receive ships coining direct from London, ik-r commerce of this nature has annually been growing bi Imjiorliuicc. Hhortly after tho war of 1870 the Paris .Municipal Council decided to es tablish wharves along the river hanks o that boat trallle could be more rnp ldly developed. A vast plan of 'Im provement was then laid out. The river was dredged. Locks woro cstabllKhad lioth abovi' and below the city, bo uh to maintain the river nt a nearly con slant level. Then a series of docks was established, some of which were lnrge enough to take Channel stunners of moderate tonnage. Such steamers arc now n familiar sight nt the Port St Nichols, Just opposite the Louvre. Tho chief feature of the shipping which has Paris ns Its home port is stone, plaster and other building ma terial. Huge quantities of cereals and wine nre also handled. Among tho things which Paris ships to the prov inces by wny of the Seine Is refuse de rived from old buildings which hnvs been torn down, nnd such unattractive material ns chemical manures and bo forth. Ihirlng the year 1000 almost 13.000, 000 tons were shipped from Pnrls. Lnst year's record surpassed this by another half million. When tho present Im provements arc completed It Is believed thnt the annual tonnage will be almost doubled. Practically all the ground re moval in excavating for the city's new underground railroad was carried awayj by Seine boats. All the material used In Its construction came by the saim "ou to. j The only port which nt present sur pases Paris In annual tonnage Is .Mar seilles, and within the next few months even .Marseille.! will have to take sec ond place. lliiinnno AVorlt Thai In I'rncllrnl. Other tender-hearted women have at tempted to lighten the burden of draught hows with varying degrees of Kiiccesi, but It has remained for .Mrs. Theodore Thomas, wife of the great orchestra lender, to hit on a practical remedy for the evil. She Is taking stejw to submit to the city council of Chicago a mammoth petition for an or dinance regulating the tonnage a horse may be required to draw. It Is her hope that the full legal iicnnlty may be attached to the measure, and that It will be enforced. She realizes that, while a good many owners of horses might be Influenced by arguments based on sentiment, there arc hundreds who can be reached only through their pockets. If she can make It expensive for nn owner to overload a wagon, sue thinks she will be nble to save tiie four-footed nnlmnls many n w-enry ank. Mrs. Thomas does not content herself with having her petition signed by leading citizens. She goes every day among the teamsters themselves and, by simple reasoning, Induces theln to add their nnmes to the plea. Her ar gument Is thnt It Is to the teamster's Interest to fee that his horse Is not overtasked, because ho then will b nble to do his own work much more quickly ami so. In time, command high er wages. Many hundreds of teamsters have given their signatures to the earnest woman, anil she expects to have the names of n fnlr proportion of tho owners on the sheet before sho tnkes It to the council An Olit-Knaliliincil Tanner. 7 f A IMenauro ForrKoue. "Havo you studied political econiv my?" I "No, sir," nnswercd Senator Sor ghum. "IM like to, but I'm afraid my constituents wouiu mini; i was amus ing myself reading hooks Instead of hus tling for pensions nnd appropriations." Washington Stnr. Helpful Hint. mrlinf wmilil im n cnnil imiilii tnr n young author?" nuked tho youth with j.pfty)S "First, bo suro you typewrlto nnd then go nhead," replied tho reader from Punkton'B publishing house. Kansas 01 ty Times. Ono thing may bo said to tho credit of tho pnrrot: Ho never makes any I thing worse lu repeatlug It. , "Why Is Jones raising a beanl?" "Oh, I believe his wife made him n present of some lies." Leslie's Weekly. "What Is Instinct? It Is th' nachral tendency Iv wan whin filled with dis may to turn to his wife." .Mr. Oooley. Madge Why did you refuse him If he Is such a prudent man? Dolly He said he thought If he got married hr could save more money. Puck. tflrst M. P. And do most of your constituents think as yon do on this question? Second M. P. Well, most of them think as they think I do. Kthel Have you heard of Jack's en gagement to Wciitior? Harold Dear me I No. Then Jack has finally suc ceeded? Kthel No; succumbed. Lon don Tattler. Patience Don't you think great pian ists nre born? Patrice Well, I don't be lieve any child Is born with as much hnlr ns nplanlst has to have! Yon kers Statesman. She I hear Miss Chatter Is talking of getting married again. He Didn't know she was eter married. She She wasn't; I said wlie was talking of It again. Comic Cuts. Tommy (hampered with a con science and home from nn afternoon party) Mamma, darling, I've n great favor to ask of you. Please don't ask me how I behaved! Mamma Helen, you know that I whip you because I love you nnd wish you to grow up a good girl. Helen Well, mamma, I wish you didn't think quite so much of me. "Tho office should seek the man. you know." "That's all right," replied the avowed npplrnnt. "hut I gave It a fair chance, and It f-cemed diffident." Phil adelphia Public Ledger. "And do you mean to say you prefer Cliolllc? You rold me that you always feel so perfectly at home with Algle." "So I do, hut with Cliolllc I feel as If I were at a restaurant." Harper's Hazar. Mrs. Henham Why don't you see him and ask him for the money he owes you? Henham You don't know whnt a plausible talker he Is. my dear; If I should meet him, he would borrow more of me. Reporter I suppose you don't know what the Senator thinks about this tar iff reform business? Senator's Private Secretary No; no more than you do. I only know whnt. he says about It. Chicago Tribune. Tom (nt the muslcnle) Don't you think Miss Sereecher sings with consid erable feeling? Jack Not so 1 can no tice It. If she had any feeling for the rest of us she wouldn't sing nt all. .'hlcago Dally News. Mistress Jane. I saw the milkman kiss you this morning. In the future I will take the milk In. Jane 'Twouldn't be no use, mum. He's prom ised never to kiss anybody but me. London Illustrated Hits. ' The teacher had been talking about a hen sitting on eggs. and. with the Incubator In mind, nsked If eggs could be hatched In any other way. "Yes, sir," said an ixperlencod person of nine. "Put 'em under a duck." Madame (to the nursemaid, who has Just brought home her four children from n walk) Dear me, Anna, how changed tie children look since I last saw them! Are you quite sure they are the right ones? Fllegende Hlatter. "Pardon me, sir," began the portly person In the railroad train to the man who sat next to him, "but what would you say If I sat on your hat? Sup pose you sit on It and then nsk me," suggested the other. "I did." admitted the portly person, calmly Harper's Weekly. "Things look rather run down around here." remarked the man who had re turned nfter many years to his native village. "Itun down? I should say so." replied the friend of his youth. "There's nn automobile comes through hero about every three minutes." Philadel phia Itecord. Mother Klsle, you mustn't make such n noise on tho stairs. Now, just go right up to the top and come down quietly like a good girl. (After tho descent.) You see? I never even henrd you thnt time. Klsle All right, mother, I will always slide down the banisters In tho future. Hnrvey You should have seen Hot ayro swell up at that mlnd-readlng seance tho other night when the blind folded lady actunlly told him the num ber of his automobile, llenttle Hut ho has no auto. Harvey Of course not. Hut he looked astounded nnd acknowl edged sho was right.-Puck. "Well," said the young lawyer, aftet ho hnd heard his new client's story, y(mr Cll80 n,moan( t0 ,e good. I think wo enn secure a verdict without much troui,lo. "That's what I told my wife," H(l(l t,,0 IUU1( ..,,, y(.t K,10 sstc.,i at llrst that wo ought to engage n first jlass lawyer." Philadelphia l'ress, Lazy LowIb I whb told dat do farm er wot lives on dat hill paid his hands Jlst do same whedder dey worked er not, so I went nn' hired t' him. Tired Thomas-Den ymise played off sick, I reckon? Lnzy Lewis Yep, an' at do or do month I found dat he never lnW "uo,1y nollll "ohow.-Chlcago Occasionally n detcctlro tries to dls gulso bis breath with a clove. A man usually alms nt n human tar get wueu no snoots on ins mouth. Otinnoo tor jReformntfon. Her Mother But what objection can you have to Mr. Do Scndds, my dear? Pretty Daughter Oh, he's all right in most respects, but he has such ab surd Ideas of what n wife should be. Her Mother-rOb, thnt doesn't cut any Ice. Your father was the same way when I married him, but six months Inter he didn't have a single Idea of his own. Mothers will find Mrs. T71nslows Boothlnn;' Byriii tlin bi-st remedr to usufor taelrohliaraa aurinc iuo looming ponou. Another CourtiUIon Corning;. "That well in Wisconsin," remarked Mr. Qulgley, "Is roaring again, they say." Mrs. Qulgley turned pale. "Maybe It means this time," she gasp ed, "that our cook Is going to leave us! I saw her overhauling her trunk this morning 1" Chicago Tribune. Nothing In Thin Line. Prison Warden We try to give every Inmate work with- which he Is familiar. What's y6ur trade? New Prisoner Im a professional pedestrian. You Can Get Allen's root-Case rRCC Write Allen 8. Olmsted, L Hoy, X. Y., for ft freo simple of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A curtain euro for corns, ingrowing nails nnd bunions. All drug ;Uta sell it. 26c. Don't nocept nny substitute. From tha Allmenlnl Point of Tfeir. He So your marriage wns a failure? She Oh, I don't know. He Why, I thought you bad secured a divorce? She I did. He Well, don't you call that a com plete failure? She) Hardly. You see, my partner made an assignment and I received a very neat sum as a preferred creditor. He Oh urn er I beg your par- An t .Tuils-a. Siila Light on Mytkolosrr. Vulcan bad just put four new horse shoes on the feet of the Centaur. "Kanlfst job I ever did," he said to the bystanders. "He stood perfectly still, and when I handed him the fly brush be kept the flies away himself." Making a handsome discount from his nsual price, he nsked his customer to drive himself to his shop whenever he needed any more work. Chicago Tribunr Habitual Constipation May he permanently overcome oy riroper CO le ici IE personal efforts with the assistance of the orjg truly beneficial loxativo remedy. Syrup oj lifts and" Elixir of Senna, which enableoneioprm regular habits daily so mat. assistance to na- 'hich enables one to form regular litre may oe graauatiy aispcnseawiin when no longer needed as the. best of remedies, when required, art? to assist nature and not to supplant the natur al functions, which must depend ulti mately' upon proper nourishment, proper eff orts.and right living generally. To get its benejicial effects, always ouythe genuine J, manujactureii by the California Fig Syrup Co. oniy SOU? BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS one size otity, regular price SOf pn Uottlc. Do Good While You Hay. It Is a good and safe rule to sojourn In every place as If you meant to spend your" life there, never omitting an opportunity of doing a kindness or speaking a true word or making a friend. John Itnskln. ALCOHOL 3 PEIt CKNT ANcgclaWePrcparaltonfonU s(railat(n ihcftotfandRcdula lingUic StonuihsuiuIB(WTdscf Promolcs DigeslionJChf erfd- ncss and Rest.Contalns ncithrr Opium.Morphinc norWiueral NOT NARCOTIC. awMBiaBWtttBSBaw(awawM jtbiSam TlimSetd- - wateasaa awaa Aperfect Remedy for Ctmsla- uon oour aioiuacu.uiaiuix Worras,Comlsioiisxcvcrislr ncss andLQSS OF SLEEP. FacSlruik Signature of NEV YOPK. N n ataaaVsaaHHSaWI rw Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal i Guaranteed under il '0( Exact Copy of Wrapper. &EKKKUKBKBnWKEnKnnHEn9n9KKnKKKSnnW&HSKSEKKB& at n sri ii 1 . i VVl j Does Your Heart Beat Yes. 100,000 times each day. Does it send out good blood or bad blood? You know, for good blood is good health; bad blood, bad health. And you know precisely what to take for bad blood Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Doctors have endorsed it for 60 years. Ono t reqnent ranse of bad btnoit Is a slairirUh llrer. TI1 produces cnmtlp.itlon. I'uimnous ul,taiic-i nre tlmii aborliel Into tlio blmxl, luttrHil of bel (; lemoveM friim the body dnilr m nature Ituendrd. K'n the bowels open with Ayer's I'llli, liver pills. All vegetable. A MadobrJ. O. AyerCo.. Ixiwall, litMt, dTL Alio sntnufMturora of Iyer's HAIR VIG0B. AGUE CURE. CHERRY PECTORAL. saasufl Tho Illicher Mat liemnilen. Nlbbs Do you suppose It's ever pos sible to come anywhere near the size of a man's Income? Dlggs Yes; Just take the figure ho gives to the assessor, add to It the fig ure he tells his friends and then divide the result by two nnd you'll have It near enough." Illustrated Bits. FITS Jserve 8t. Titos' nance and all Nervous Dli-iws ncrmaneiulr cured hr Dr. Kllno'a Una serve llcsiorer. tvn1 for KIIKE I2t.-'al bottla and creaxlse. Ur. It. H-Klln. Ld., Ml Axcli BL, I'blla.O'a. Inconvenienced. "I am so sorry that Mrs. Brlgham la moving out of the city. 1 shall ml sa ber so much." "Were you such good friends?" "Oh, It isn't that we were so friend ly, but she has the nicest set of flat sfl ver in the nelgbborbood and I used to borrow It every time I wanted to en tertain." Detroit Free' Press. OTEL U OPEN' AJjLi THE YEAB Clatsop Beach Seaside, Oregon "Tur Directly on the beach or 1 nc the ocean. Hot salt b Pi ICC UnilCC surf batblnir. Iteerea ULIrr nUUdC tton Per for flshlne. nr Son parlors. Electric lights. Flre ur place and steam beat. Fine iralki flDCPnSJ'l and drives. Sea foods a srec UnCUUr laity. Hates. $2.50 and $X00 per day. A3 Special rates by the week. DAN. J. MOOIIE. Proprietors C. Gee Wo The well known rellabla CHINESE Boot and Herb DOCTOR Tlit made a life atndy of roots and he rim, and In thai ludj dico,ored and la gtv. Inu to tbe world his wonaai f ul ren-edlea. No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used lie Cures Without Operation, or Without the Aid of a Knife; He guarantee to Cure Catarrh, Asthma. Lung; Throat. Kheumattim, NerrounneM. Nertona Debility. Stomach. Liier, Kidney Trouble:alfoLot Manhood. Femalo Weakness and All l'rhate Dlaooaea A SURE CANCER CURE Just Received from Pekin?, China Safe, Sura and Reliable. IP YOTT ARE AFX.ICTEP. DON'T DELAY. DKLAY8 AKE DANGltftOUS. CONSULTATION FREE U yon cannot coll. write for tr id pton blank and o!re Jar. Inclo-a 4 rents In atamro. THE O. OEK WO CHINESE ilKDICIKE CO. IS 1-3 i'lm St., Cor. Morriura, Portland. Oregon, Cleoae Mention This Paper. PNU No. 18-03 WflKN writing to advertisers please luemlou this paper. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Sigaature of Use For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA IMS OtNTAUn OSMPANT, NSW TON OITV, 1 Uiir3IrUa77WM BWW,T !ATilrVk tout Mia