The Madras pioneer. (Madras, Crook County, Or.) 1904-current, May 07, 1908, Image 7

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    All Humors
. matters wlilcli tlio Bkln, liver,
'S other orBan. cannot toko care
"'""T, boM. o nnd oU,or 8n,p'
of PPetU". tlrc" ,c0ll,1B'
llon'' Zn mot indigestion, dull head
tlll0Q' . many other troubles ore due to
Hood's Sarsapanlla
"v , nmiid form or In chocolated
c AiiimlKn.
fMtor. What's your lilca In wantlm?
jj '' trolley line? It down't com
Jet! wltla yr ytem- 11 mml n
f'SkT M.imte-Well, don't you
MJp0 we want to do our own feeding?
DOYOUBNOtY
THE WET WEATHER
COMFORT AND
PROTECTION
afforded by a
SLICKER?
Clean -Light
Purabla
Ounrantced
VatcrproQi
300
Everywhere
4 j Tvwia Co ao.ro-, u ft
KfV.'lJ Uiltll'll'll IIUIIIII IK UllC U(
(i, ltem In s bill for $.'J,tkSO for clothes
bleb Mrs. Hownrd (ioiild wnntu her bun
btnd to par n necerlr of life.
" ..m i' iiCUTON- Awiayer unit diemls'.
tPIfi! i,. Vent on application. ty'1"'1 V
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Malaria is due to impurities nnd poisons in the blood. Instead of lwintr
rich, strong and healthy, the circulation has become infected with genus 0f
disease which destroy the rich, red corpuscles that furnish nourishment nnd
jtrenRth to the body, nnd reduced this vital fluid to such n weak, watery
condition that it is no longer able to keep the system in health, or ward off
the countless diseases and disorders that assail it. The loss of these
red corpuscles takes the color nnd glow of health from the cheek, nnd we
tee pale, sallow faces and washc I out, chalky complexions among the first
symptoms of Malaria. Hut Malaria is n general systemic disense. and as
the blood licconics more heavily loaded with its genus we have more serious
.md complicated symptoms; the impure blood having its effect on all parts
cf the body. The appetite fails, digestion ii weakened, chills and slight
lever are frequent, nnd the sufferer loses energy and ambition because of a
constant tired-out and "no nccount " feeling. The lack of necessary nour-
Muiutiik mm iiL.ii mini tiunimca III
the blood causes lioils and abscesses.
skin allcctions, nnd m some cases
ores ana Hirers in iirmir nut otwi
tnth n riMll -if . w. 1 1 -. . ! t .
II. .l . r- . .
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in nriif-r ji r.iiif.i... i... .1 .
the same time lntilrl tin li
irora ita weakened nnd niti.dntvn
bttt flttrl frtr tttiu T :
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f Till rati 1.1 - .1 a
- , , , wf)VMUn. 111 l l4llUlO Ul
U1L1I 1L 11 Orittl trtlt I ttmb. i ft 1.
reaiesi and safest of nil tnnfri
...,, iiuu I'lii-iiiiiiidn
r poison, and at the same time imvi-s tn
. .T. irru.a ifti..t 1 1 1 1 . tii..
ties it needs. It cures Malaria thoroughly nnd pertuanently because it
Hie KCrillS and nnmotiq wlurli
1QT.MAM. ....... I . ..
, way ifiiu
. - " me nyiiiuiuiiin iiiish
he r-Ai.i.,1. i.f . i i.
vllw wl men, ncjjitaafu
Jreneweu. Book with
' - vanninw(i i
w. Tnt? CWrPT
Pure
Those
who believe
25 Ounces for 25 Cenls
Made from pure, carefully tested
materials. Get a can on triaL
You never saw such cakes
jOUNCES,
and biscuit They'll open
your eyes.
mmm
lUnrt it ait
f HICE8, TOH CVCRY
I , In tha w.i.
9 " t sno jfch V Utrs ShMi Rnsisl In
A-V'T Ihu Bwe uiu Vl'om im
Oon to III, Itimnrtt.
Hewitt I e tlint (Iruot, the life
lnsurnnco ngcat, In niRrrled.
Jowctt Yes, unci hi ninrrlngo Is o
case of tlio Irony of fnto.
"How In tlmt V"
"Ho didn't know until nftcr ho wn
mnrrled Unit tlio woman In tha case
carried n lot of llfo Insurance, nnd
now ho will hnvo to keep up tlio pro
mlunm on' hor policies." Hniper'i
Wockly.
$100 Reward, $100.
Tlio rosilers of this t apor will b-i rdnasmi tn
learn t nt there U at u,Ut onoilrolilu " Ui.ms2
Hint Noloiwu titiN Imsuii nbio to cti.o I ill l
UK0f, nnd Hut Is Catarrh, lull's currt?
rnltheoniviioiiliivoriifonokiifm
modlcn! friUiir.i ly. ( ntnrr i bo ni n T. .ViiV..
Lilr""' L'W'-."!'.U''.ri.lly,
ilntliin of tlio il .fno, nndDlvliitf t i7at i
tnitiittli by l.ullUiiw i. "tl S A tl? fin a, 1
assisting nature In ilnltiK lu m T "! !
I rlolors hnvo no much falll, In lu- urntlvoim
7lnV,,r,in!i."l,U ,0 curu' '' list o,
A IdroM I' J. CIIKNKY A CO., Toltdo. O.
Hold by i I drtiKKl.;,. v. ' '
Take Hall's KauiLr I'lIU lor ooiutlpntlon. j
CnnaolliiKl
"Poor John I Ho win n Uti nn.
rorncnrinj; niMDnnu," hooimm! tlio wid
ow on her rottirn from the funernl.
"Yon," nnld n pymputhlzlnic neigh
bor; "but Ife all for tlio pent. You
must try nnd comfort yourHelf, my
doar, with the thought that your hus
bnnd U at peace it lut" Skotclir
BIU.
1 Familiar fllirn,
Church I see the public service
commlHHlon hue recommended tide
doom on the rnllrond com.
(iotlmm -And will they expect to
have the words "family entrance" over
tucuiY loukerg Btatetmaa.
Floored,
"You say there's no such thine ns mat
ter? Then there Is uo such thlnr ns n
gas meter. Yet you are paylnic out your
ft-ood money for 8.000 feet of gun rois
tered by a mnchlnr thnt doein't exist."
"Certnlnly; there Is no such thing m
money."
CURES
MALARIA
Purine 100 I was runntnf n farm oo
tb Mltslulppl river and Wcams so Impreg
nated with Malaria that for a ;ar I was
almost n physical wreck. I tried a number
of medicines recommended as blood purifi
ers, chill cures, nnd Ualaria cradlcalors,
but nothlnj dldlroe any food until I began
to use S. S. S. The result was that altar
taking it for nwhil I was as well and
strong as I erer was. I hare never had a
chill sine nor tha slightest symptom of
Malaria. I hop others will be benefited
by my experience, and with that end In
view I give this testimonial, knowing that
S. S. S. Is the best remedy for Malaria.
Amory, Miss. S. R. COWLEY.
nno rcmovca every iracc 01 impurity
the hlooil thp lic-iltlmiitnininir mili.
i - a r '
nnv npr flu- I mmiuc mill it'll I!.. Hnitirr
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Wholesome
in quality
use
BAKING
POWDER
mwzn
"TtJI
XltiunttlV,
Fnua Ad At ART PtlM
Tk Wn SnlietltuU.
.-'IV Hi
QHEATEST PORT IN THANCE.
botnturrec of pPu Hns Annunlly
IlCfn (IriMvliiir In I in purl mi ae.
Inrls will hooii Ik) tho greiituHt l-irt
In I-Vmiicc. Work which wnH begun thirty-seven
yours no Ih now Hearing com
pletion nnd when this Is doiio tho gay
cnpltiil will hnvo many inlle-J of
wharves capable of binding (houuintls
of tons of iiicrehnmllso dully. Although
tho jwrt In mostly concerned with In
tennil trnllle, tho Heine at Paris Is ulxo
deep enough lo receive ships coining
direct from London, ik-r commerce of
this nature has annually been growing
bi Imjiorliuicc.
Hhortly after tho war of 1870 the
Paris .Municipal Council decided to es
tablish wharves along the river hanks
o that boat trallle could be more rnp
ldly developed. A vast plan of 'Im
provement was then laid out. The river
was dredged. Locks woro cstabllKhad
lioth abovi' and below the city, bo uh
to maintain the river nt a nearly con
slant level. Then a series of docks
was established, some of which were
lnrge enough to take Channel stunners
of moderate tonnage. Such steamers
arc now n familiar sight nt the Port St
Nichols, Just opposite the Louvre.
Tho chief feature of the shipping
which has Paris ns Its home port is
stone, plaster and other building ma
terial. Huge quantities of cereals and
wine nre also handled. Among tho
things which Paris ships to the prov
inces by wny of the Seine Is refuse de
rived from old buildings which hnvs
been torn down, nnd such unattractive
material ns chemical manures and bo
forth.
Ihirlng the year 1000 almost 13.000,
000 tons were shipped from Pnrls. Lnst
year's record surpassed this by another
half million. When tho present Im
provements arc completed It Is believed
thnt the annual tonnage will be almost
doubled. Practically all the ground re
moval in excavating for the city's new
underground railroad was carried awayj
by Seine boats. All the material used
In Its construction came by the saim
"ou to. j
The only port which nt present sur
pases Paris In annual tonnage Is .Mar
seilles, and within the next few months
even .Marseille.! will have to take sec
ond place.
lliiinnno AVorlt Thai In I'rncllrnl.
Other tender-hearted women have at
tempted to lighten the burden of
draught hows with varying degrees of
Kiiccesi, but It has remained for .Mrs.
Theodore Thomas, wife of the great
orchestra lender, to hit on a practical
remedy for the evil. She Is taking
stejw to submit to the city council of
Chicago a mammoth petition for an or
dinance regulating the tonnage a horse
may be required to draw. It Is her
hope that the full legal iicnnlty may be
attached to the measure, and that It
will be enforced. She realizes that,
while a good many owners of horses
might be Influenced by arguments
based on sentiment, there arc hundreds
who can be reached only through their
pockets. If she can make It expensive
for nn owner to overload a wagon, sue
thinks she will be nble to save tiie
four-footed nnlmnls many n w-enry
ank.
Mrs. Thomas does not content herself
with having her petition signed by
leading citizens. She goes every day
among the teamsters themselves and,
by simple reasoning, Induces theln to
add their nnmes to the plea. Her ar
gument Is thnt It Is to the teamster's
Interest to fee that his horse Is not
overtasked, because ho then will b
nble to do his own work much more
quickly ami so. In time, command high
er wages. Many hundreds of teamsters
have given their signatures to the
earnest woman, anil she expects to
have the names of n fnlr proportion of
tho owners on the sheet before sho
tnkes It to the council
An Olit-Knaliliincil Tanner.
7 f
A IMenauro ForrKoue.
"Havo you studied political econiv
my?" I
"No, sir," nnswercd Senator Sor
ghum. "IM like to, but I'm afraid my
constituents wouiu mini; i was amus
ing myself reading hooks Instead of hus
tling for pensions nnd appropriations."
Washington Stnr.
Helpful Hint.
mrlinf wmilil im n cnnil imiilii tnr n
young author?" nuked tho youth with
j.pfty)S
"First, bo suro you typewrlto nnd
then go nhead," replied tho reader from
Punkton'B publishing house. Kansas
01 ty Times.
Ono thing may bo said to tho credit
of tho pnrrot: Ho never makes any I
thing worse lu repeatlug It. ,
"Why Is Jones raising a beanl?"
"Oh, I believe his wife made him n
present of some lies." Leslie's Weekly.
"What Is Instinct? It Is th' nachral
tendency Iv wan whin filled with dis
may to turn to his wife." .Mr. Oooley.
Madge Why did you refuse him If
he Is such a prudent man? Dolly He
said he thought If he got married hr
could save more money. Puck.
tflrst M. P. And do most of your
constituents think as yon do on this
question? Second M. P. Well, most
of them think as they think I do.
Kthel Have you heard of Jack's en
gagement to Wciitior? Harold Dear
me I No. Then Jack has finally suc
ceeded? Kthel No; succumbed. Lon
don Tattler.
Patience Don't you think great pian
ists nre born? Patrice Well, I don't be
lieve any child Is born with as much
hnlr ns nplanlst has to have! Yon
kers Statesman.
She I hear Miss Chatter Is talking
of getting married again. He Didn't
know she was eter married. She She
wasn't; I said wlie was talking of It
again. Comic Cuts.
Tommy (hampered with a con
science and home from nn afternoon
party) Mamma, darling, I've n great
favor to ask of you. Please don't ask
me how I behaved!
Mamma Helen, you know that I
whip you because I love you nnd wish
you to grow up a good girl. Helen
Well, mamma, I wish you didn't think
quite so much of me.
"Tho office should seek the man. you
know." "That's all right," replied the
avowed npplrnnt. "hut I gave It a fair
chance, and It f-cemed diffident." Phil
adelphia Public Ledger.
"And do you mean to say you prefer
Cliolllc? You rold me that you always
feel so perfectly at home with Algle."
"So I do, hut with Cliolllc I feel as If
I were at a restaurant." Harper's
Hazar.
Mrs. Henham Why don't you see
him and ask him for the money he
owes you? Henham You don't know
whnt a plausible talker he Is. my dear;
If I should meet him, he would borrow
more of me.
Reporter I suppose you don't know
what the Senator thinks about this tar
iff reform business? Senator's Private
Secretary No; no more than you do.
I only know whnt. he says about It.
Chicago Tribune.
Tom (nt the muslcnle) Don't you
think Miss Sereecher sings with consid
erable feeling? Jack Not so 1 can no
tice It. If she had any feeling for the
rest of us she wouldn't sing nt all.
.'hlcago Dally News.
Mistress Jane. I saw the milkman
kiss you this morning. In the future
I will take the milk In. Jane
'Twouldn't be no use, mum. He's prom
ised never to kiss anybody but me.
London Illustrated Hits. '
The teacher had been talking about
a hen sitting on eggs. and. with the
Incubator In mind, nsked If eggs could
be hatched In any other way. "Yes,
sir," said an ixperlencod person of
nine. "Put 'em under a duck."
Madame (to the nursemaid, who has
Just brought home her four children
from n walk) Dear me, Anna, how
changed tie children look since I last
saw them! Are you quite sure they
are the right ones? Fllegende Hlatter.
"Pardon me, sir," began the portly
person In the railroad train to the man
who sat next to him, "but what would
you say If I sat on your hat? Sup
pose you sit on It and then nsk me,"
suggested the other. "I did." admitted
the portly person, calmly Harper's
Weekly.
"Things look rather run down around
here." remarked the man who had re
turned nfter many years to his native
village. "Itun down? I should say so."
replied the friend of his youth. "There's
nn automobile comes through hero
about every three minutes." Philadel
phia Itecord.
Mother Klsle, you mustn't make
such n noise on tho stairs. Now, just
go right up to the top and come down
quietly like a good girl. (After tho
descent.) You see? I never even
henrd you thnt time. Klsle All right,
mother, I will always slide down the
banisters In tho future.
Hnrvey You should have seen Hot
ayro swell up at that mlnd-readlng
seance tho other night when the blind
folded lady actunlly told him the num
ber of his automobile, llenttle Hut
ho has no auto. Harvey Of course not.
Hut he looked astounded nnd acknowl
edged sho was right.-Puck.
"Well," said the young lawyer, aftet
ho hnd heard his new client's story,
y(mr Cll80 n,moan( t0 ,e good. I think
wo enn secure a verdict without much
troui,lo. "That's what I told my wife,"
H(l(l t,,0 IUU1( ..,,, y(.t K,10 sstc.,i at
llrst that wo ought to engage n first
jlass lawyer." Philadelphia l'ress,
Lazy LowIb I whb told dat do farm
er wot lives on dat hill paid his hands
Jlst do same whedder dey worked er
not, so I went nn' hired t' him. Tired
Thomas-Den ymise played off sick, I
reckon? Lnzy Lewis Yep, an' at do
or do month I found dat he never
lnW "uo,1y nollll "ohow.-Chlcago
Occasionally n detcctlro tries to dls
gulso bis breath with a clove.
A man usually alms nt n human tar
get wueu no snoots on ins mouth.
Otinnoo tor jReformntfon.
Her Mother But what objection can
you have to Mr. Do Scndds, my dear?
Pretty Daughter Oh, he's all right
in most respects, but he has such ab
surd Ideas of what n wife should be.
Her Mother-rOb, thnt doesn't cut
any Ice. Your father was the same
way when I married him, but six
months Inter he didn't have a single
Idea of his own.
Mothers will find Mrs. T71nslows Boothlnn;'
Byriii tlin bi-st remedr to usufor taelrohliaraa
aurinc iuo looming ponou.
Another CourtiUIon Corning;.
"That well in Wisconsin," remarked
Mr. Qulgley, "Is roaring again, they say."
Mrs. Qulgley turned pale.
"Maybe It means this time," she gasp
ed, "that our cook Is going to leave us!
I saw her overhauling her trunk this
morning 1" Chicago Tribune.
Nothing In Thin Line.
Prison Warden We try to give every
Inmate work with- which he Is familiar.
What's y6ur trade?
New Prisoner Im a professional
pedestrian.
You Can Get Allen's root-Case rRCC
Write Allen 8. Olmsted, L Hoy, X. Y., for ft
freo simple of Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
new or tight shoes easy. A curtain euro for
corns, ingrowing nails nnd bunions. All drug
;Uta sell it. 26c. Don't nocept nny substitute.
From tha Allmenlnl Point of Tfeir.
He So your marriage wns a failure?
She Oh, I don't know.
He Why, I thought you bad secured
a divorce?
She I did.
He Well, don't you call that a com
plete failure?
She) Hardly. You see, my partner
made an assignment and I received a
very neat sum as a preferred creditor.
He Oh urn er I beg your par-
An t .Tuils-a.
Siila Light on Mytkolosrr.
Vulcan bad just put four new horse
shoes on the feet of the Centaur.
"Kanlfst job I ever did," he said to
the bystanders. "He stood perfectly still,
and when I handed him the fly brush be
kept the flies away himself."
Making a handsome discount from his
nsual price, he nsked his customer to
drive himself to his shop whenever he
needed any more work. Chicago Tribunr
Habitual
Constipation
May he permanently overcome oy riroper
CO
le
ici
IE
personal efforts with the assistance
of the orjg truly beneficial loxativo
remedy. Syrup oj lifts and" Elixir of Senna,
which enableoneioprm regular
habits daily so mat. assistance to na-
'hich enables one to form regular
litre may oe graauatiy aispcnseawiin
when no longer needed as the. best of
remedies, when required, art? to assist
nature and not to supplant the natur
al functions, which must depend ulti
mately' upon proper nourishment,
proper eff orts.and right living generally.
To get its benejicial effects, always
ouythe genuine
J, manujactureii by the
California
Fig Syrup Co. oniy
SOU? BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS
one size otity, regular price SOf pn Uottlc.
Do Good While You Hay.
It Is a good and safe rule to sojourn
In every place as If you meant to
spend your" life there, never omitting
an opportunity of doing a kindness or
speaking a true word or making a
friend. John Itnskln.
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NOT NARCOTIC.
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Does Your
Heart Beat
Yes. 100,000 times each day.
Does it send out good blood
or bad blood? You know, for
good blood is good health;
bad blood, bad health. And
you know precisely what to
take for bad blood Ayer's
Sarsaparilla. Doctors have
endorsed it for 60 years.
Ono t reqnent ranse of bad btnoit Is a slairirUh
llrer. TI1 produces cnmtlp.itlon. I'uimnous
ul,taiic-i nre tlmii aborliel Into tlio blmxl,
luttrHil of bel (; lemoveM friim the body dnilr
m nature Ituendrd. K'n the bowels open
with Ayer's I'llli, liver pills. All vegetable.
A MadobrJ. O. AyerCo.. Ixiwall, litMt,
dTL Alio sntnufMturora of
Iyer's
HAIR VIG0B.
AGUE CURE.
CHERRY PECTORAL.
saasufl
Tho Illicher Mat liemnilen.
Nlbbs Do you suppose It's ever pos
sible to come anywhere near the size
of a man's Income?
Dlggs Yes; Just take the figure ho
gives to the assessor, add to It the fig
ure he tells his friends and then divide
the result by two nnd you'll have It
near enough." Illustrated Bits.
FITS
Jserve
8t. Titos' nance and all Nervous Dli-iws
ncrmaneiulr cured hr Dr. Kllno'a Una
serve llcsiorer. tvn1 for KIIKE I2t.-'al bottla and
creaxlse. Ur. It. H-Klln. Ld., Ml Axcli BL, I'blla.O'a.
Inconvenienced.
"I am so sorry that Mrs. Brlgham la
moving out of the city. 1 shall ml sa
ber so much."
"Were you such good friends?"
"Oh, It isn't that we were so friend
ly, but she has the nicest set of flat sfl
ver in the nelgbborbood and I used to
borrow It every time I wanted to en
tertain." Detroit Free' Press.
OTEL U
OPEN' AJjLi THE YEAB
Clatsop Beach Seaside, Oregon
"Tur Directly on the beach or
1 nc the ocean. Hot salt b
Pi ICC UnilCC surf batblnir. Iteerea
ULIrr nUUdC tton Per for flshlne.
nr Son parlors. Electric lights. Flre
ur place and steam beat. Fine iralki
flDCPnSJ'l and drives. Sea foods a srec
UnCUUr laity. Hates. $2.50 and $X00
per day. A3 Special rates by the week.
DAN. J. MOOIIE. Proprietors
C. Gee Wo
The well known rellabla
CHINESE
Boot and Herb
DOCTOR
Tlit made a life atndy of
roots and he rim, and In thai
ludj dico,ored and la gtv.
Inu to tbe world his wonaai
f ul ren-edlea.
No Mercury, Poisons or Drugs Used lie Cures
Without Operation, or Without the Aid of a Knife;
He guarantee to Cure Catarrh, Asthma. Lung;
Throat. Kheumattim, NerrounneM. Nertona Debility.
Stomach. Liier, Kidney Trouble:alfoLot Manhood.
Femalo Weakness and All l'rhate Dlaooaea
A SURE CANCER CURE
Just Received from Pekin?, China Safe, Sura
and Reliable.
IP YOTT ARE AFX.ICTEP. DON'T DELAY.
DKLAY8 AKE DANGltftOUS.
CONSULTATION FREE
U yon cannot coll. write for tr id pton blank and o!re
Jar. Inclo-a 4 rents In atamro.
THE O. OEK WO CHINESE ilKDICIKE CO.
IS 1-3 i'lm St., Cor. Morriura, Portland. Oregon,
Cleoae Mention This Paper.
PNU
No. 18-03
WflKN writing to advertisers please
luemlou this paper.
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
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Sigaature
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Use
For Over
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