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THE EAST OREOONIAN _______ , _____ An experimental electric railiray wm ( mas ors sroicaa rrotaeroeMwr.} “Now, my dear, ” ________ aaid Mr. Kponpcn- Thorn are a great many different WasHIMrrOS. II. C . March 19. 1881 ! I dyke, a«’be bounced out of his talking finished about February Bret, between kinds of customer* There is th« ■e and thumped on the th« dw door of the the Anhaltoa station, m Buriin, and a It would not ta pleasant to see Hen-1 house OFFICE.--------- haughty, reserved customar, wta di* ator Malione dancing on the prostrate ' 1 one occupied la a rebin, <>ul la a Wroleni wild, ucce pied by Mrs. Mr«. Spoopendyke," Spoopendyke, “are daina familiarity; and then, again, I bodies of thirteen State* A mai'len liaiil o«.r her wort ami armieri, Prndlrt«», Orrgon. ready 1 ! We must hurry into the llowever you reedy For "lha old, old alery," ber bi ari Iwguiled tin-re ia th« confidential customer, who, , great bis objection may ta to those1 water and get out again, or we won’t factory. in buying presents, discloses hia whole Virginians who control their State in get through in time for dinner.” Tlie world la wide! bui a let «d ita earth A recent addition to the territorr of In ilia »he fieli nt a rosk ger. Beauty birth family history. Mr». Spiopendyke emerged, bent al Ruaoia, of a new island some one hun it» local affairs, or to Ins old associate!: And nourlaliuieul, Citing Ha van aeevi For instance: a tall, stalely-looking in other States who have aucoeeded in most double and' shivering with tlie dred feet in diameter and ten feet above worth. gentleman, wearing cye-glaMes, entered getting control of their section into in-' j cold. the surface, made its appearance in the WiMild respectfully call tb« attratM« of tba The world la wide/ bui tba mairies well , a store, and, leaning tack uoavily on sea (A Azov, and is announced m the public Io their largoly Iscrraard alack of telligent bauds. 1 submit that it would I “Isn't it rsther chillyf" she asked. baaw. hi» dignity, drawled: Not at all, Mr*. Hpoopendyke, not at result of some subterranean dis tn r- not ta pleasant to see him enabled to No heart in It all wa»tnnre fond and true “I want to see some books ah —for gratify his spite by reversing the pre* I all ; the air is _______ rather cool, the water l«u» The birth of the new island ,----------------- ____ but < 3 E N E11A L M E11C II A X DIS I* I'baa the I lie lot troll, was pllylilrd lo. a boy." 1 If you are _ going _ with me was attended by the appearance of a ; ent order of things there and jmtting is warm “How old is the tayl” asked the clerk, i ignorance stave intelligence and social I you want to move along.” fissure in the land on the shore near by, who was in a hurry. anarchy atav. well organized society. | Aa they reachi-d the beach, Mr. and by a remarkable marine eruption. "Hah,' aaid the custonier “I am hor i In short, he ought not to ta permitted Soopendyk« left his wife and Loldv BY MAR PA. ATTORNKYM rified at your brutal attempt, sah. to to so strengthen the Radical |mrt of I strode into the surf. A wave broke! The Cleveland and Pittsburg, th* AT THE VERY LOW ENT RATES Chicago, Alton and St Louis, and a Till» specie of iiMW-cta of the angel pry into my family affair* Why don't the Republican party aa to give it pow- . over him, filled his eyes, nose, ear» and few other railroads in this country, will persuasion needs a careful description I you a»k me bow old tlie egg" igere 1 JOHN A Gl'YEIt. er in the South. If he shall persist in > his mouth, and then stnxle out soon adopt the electric head-light for io as to explain to the trailer what he had for breakfast, or what I |iald for the course ta seems to have marked’ “What are you standing there for, ATTORNEY AT LAW, does uot already know. my gentleman's underwearl Huppoae' out for himself, I trust that President i eh I” he demanded. “What do you looomotives, and if it works w< 11, will probably light the passenger coaches rswnt «Vos. oasuos Their horn« is in the mountains and I were to ask what you ;«id a won th 1 Garfield, by refusing to call an extra J take yourself for—a lighthouse I Did ! with the electric lamp A small en Their 8loak will coatte» es heretofore of sometimes found on th« plains. They for your wadiing. and why you haven't * o*e»ra t f «taira, atwra ite* r«utvHr« M-asion of Congress, and by a patriotic ‘ ye come down here to take a both, or gine placed behind the smokestack and are adapted to all climates and jiecuhar got a cleaner shirt oil, wiiat would you i course in hia Southern appointments ; are you waiting for some ship to tie up iurnishr-d with steam from the locomo I ly subjected to sinking shafts no mat KVKRTO * WALKER, •ayT’ 'mid in hia other official acta, will be I to you I What is the matter with you, tive tailer, will furnish the power, and ter where “I would «ay," aaid the clerk, “that anyway I” ATTORNEYS AT LAW, They are found thickset around these your mother hadn't brought my shirts kinder to the South than this Senator, I "I'm afraid of the wave«." whimper it is thought the plan will work admir FIN OLIVO*, Olitoti plscrs where as little pure air exists 'homo yet from the wash because you and will protect Mahone's constituents i ed Mrs. Spoopendyke; “theyr’e so ably. aa poaatbi* Ou the little lalanris ill had b rrowi-d one of them from her to from Malione. Tlie Senator voted with I O f »»*« I« IM («oat ■««•• According to Les Maddes plans havo tlie Re|Hi bl leans yesterday in the or- *"8 the far away <.'heaa|>eeke Bay they can diagunu* yourself for a masquerade, ganization GROCERIES, of the Senate Committees, I “Oh ' they re too big for you, ain t been prepared for a large crystal palace, Ire dipped up by the cupful, often men that's what I would sayF thua doing al) he could to secure Re- i they 1” retorted Mr. Hpoopendyke. to ta constructed in the Park of St when arriving hetne from ttahing latest ( The aristocratic man walked out as publican legislature for six years. Un- { “Wait till 1 get a man to saw you off Cloud, for permanent exhibition of ob- | night find them lining their pnekote, stately as he came in. He was a cue Better leas there shall be an extra session of • little one. F; “; get “* one m-wsured j«« relating to art and industry, with HARDWARE. , and are usually maimed or dead from toiner who resent a familiarity. Congress, however, and the order of i to »uit, hadn't ye I Its the big a area scientific experiments on a grand seal* the effects of rather cold, sea weather I The next customer was a lady. She things ten years ago restored by the:.™» want, I tell you. Ixx>k Lore! and There will tie representations also of CHIXA The residents, aatiange but kind peo 1 1 waaevulently acquainted with the clerk, vegetable and animal kingdom of sending of packed committees of Iiep^ Mr. Spoopei.dyke marched boldly into the ri pie, have become accustomed to them, i land was very talkative and tint in the AMP reaentatives South, there is little dan- ‘J>® »K»in- Another wave caught the different geological ages, and views a. .«as «•«• a * Saivat and there are often seen hundreds of least reserved Khe «poke hurriedly, ger. Tlie mere fact of Mahone's treacb- hin2 ®“d landed him high and dripping and models of ancient and modern TV3TIN A 0A1LKT. these little animal« «ticking to th« without stopping to catch her lin-ath monuments and curiosities from all < rv will ensure a conaervative House of , 0,1 *l*e taach. I calve« of their leg«, they not caring for I “I just came out to buy aomethiug Itepresentatives two y ars from this I “Why didn’t ye come when I called pans of the world srill be included. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Glataware. Boot* and Shoos, •tings, or the look« of such sight« ' for tn) old man; be has Ixi-n le-having tune. .Mc.aMa rasi ye I What d'ye want to make me walk During a recent congress of Aorists In 1879 such calamitiiw occurred that himaelf tirst rate: hasn't diaotayed me rtanLSToa, oaae<>« All the Cabinet officers have been I »U th* »®y “P *‘ere after you for 7' in Italy, a Heidleberg jr:f»iaor aaid tlie people's eyes were opened in won m the least, and hu gets up regularly , busr moat of »lie time since tlie fourth; diriekod Mr. Spoopmidyke. “Are you that experience had convinced him of der. «• things were assuming a terrible I every morning and makes the fires and HATS and CATS. in disfioaing of office seeker* They are »»»ting be launched like a ship! the importance of examining the organs O F BELL. aha;A boy and yoke of oxen were gets breakfast, but he's awful slow now ruling down to work. Ses-retarr *'*“ 7°*» w®!k “ f«r “ th»tT What are of bearing of engineers and tireman on completely cucked dry of blood when I , about sawing wood and chapping it up Lincoln is the only one of them who res-1 5°“ hoisting up the legs of your pants locomotives,both beforcappointingtbem ATTORNEY AT LAW, ploughing in a field ; babies were rid ' — but he ought to ta encouraged when olutelv refutes to too applicants for offi- t°r 1 They ain t skirt* Now look at and every two years or so while in ter •as aat.sv raeua. died with holes and left a hopeless he is g*>d, so 1 thought would aik your ce. The present cabinet is a tatter “® See how I go in, and you follow rier. Tlie sense of hearing lieccmes riWOLSTOW. oasuos man, old women went around with advice what to buy him, for I don't one. socially, than that of Mr. Haye* »l*en I beckon to you. Wateh me impeired from various causes, and often •w 9I t F «>*«* KaM <*****•'«« O®»F Raia ^trffiffit I their faces punched as full of holes as know myself." without the knowledge of tlie person So President Garfield is a tatter man. now. ’ I a pepper tax top , while old men had “Don't know what ho wsnt*F in that rerpect, than his predecessor j Mr. Spoopendyke plunged in and suffering from it. Defects in this sense I’ll Ï Hl Cl AMR. Ito cover their l«rr and laid spota with ' “Oh vea; 1 know what he want* He took extraonlmary pains to make "»ashed around a few minutes in safety. are not less dangerous than color blind lly plasters and tar ; boys wore sand ' He don't want any more false teeth, It understood that his first reception, but t!‘e tretoherout water was biding ness. and sometimes more difficult to W c. M. KAY. M. D. i pa|<er bound to their legs fur the **skeet- 1 for be got a nice set atave and talow wave caught him discover. held on Thursday night, was as much i time. Another , _ 1 ers ' to aliaqien their bills on. Cows, only tat fall, for 675, and ho has got for Democrats m for Republican* It ®nd r®11«1 ,liB! •»*». pumped itself into PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON A new end novel sparatux for clean I horse«, dogs anti hogs, to evade these lun r dye enough to tat him until he seems odd that any effort of ths kind J>is stomach, drew him under, whirled j. # -------------- rSMIUtT«*. "IUHO ing snow off the streets was successfully i horrid little adventurers, wsded into gets out—and there is no telling when ' »hould I* necofsary, but during thpk^t him under, wbiried him around, and introduced in London the rot Winter, I watar over their lacks, leaving their' he 1« going to get out, for he fell down W W WHITCOMB. M. 0. twelve rears Democrats hare only been hna*.y deposited bun, howling, on the invention conauU of a aeries of nose only out, then enough would set the steps and spnuned his ankle—and al the White House when compelled to l*i metal E plates placed in an inclined prei- ' lie on dial to push it under the water you ought to hearbiui swear—" PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON go there. All that will ta changod un- 1 ''Got most ready to go in.’’-hf jerked I-_ , one J atave another, under whnh. Nothing could lessen their torture, or There are a great many customers in j der the present administration. rasourow, ossoou climbed up *" himself 1 i out. * as * he “ *" ' " “ ** and J as are atmospheric or other kinds of burr- ^"ÜRAIN AND HIDES’^ rrsiat their seaming unheard of cheek. I the store and the clerk is getting a little an rail* ,r.«|ni, w«w-i n, w « ■!<»< It was stated yesterday by a friend sumed the perpendicular. “Think I'm I er* which keep them in a high state of They would thrust it into a fellow just impatient 11« says: y. —, ----- -—f-. of Secrotarv Kirkwoodthattheinten- going to slam around h-re all dav like hc<t C>UBU1 the gnow. to nie)t atnrcrwiit «»••»«♦ ivsrv L-ie «•/->»» T t What W ha» j . J • a i * ÄaJ olhar Produce taken In rimanga el I eh I nd the slioulilcr and if there was I "How would tin» taautuul copy of I tlpn of Bn the Cabinet officers whose u a u waterspout, W r. KIIKMKK. M l> waiting for you I in coming in contact with them. Thus the Highral Maikrl ratea. not a |iost near at hand to rub against, Bunyan s Pilgrim a Progrc*, do7 .utardinates are civilians was to make did you come here for T Find any fun • the machine is drawn through the PHYSICIAN ANDSUROEON lie would survlv die or find some reme “Hiat reminds me. he suffers awfully eumplete changes in the heads of Bu- in standing out there like a soda-water dy mighty quick. Wind mill Mills were frost bunions, and corns, to* as lugaaa r«au« during the rear, but that prota- sign I Why don’t you get into the streets, turning the »now into water, pendi Brow. nMRBV CASH I’AII) FOR Wool which soon flows away through the ■ completely torn to atom» on accoant of walnut on every toe. and when it rains blv fl.w cha, hl« pr«t#affiM«*al »»fT**4 la Ite« PB n pl* *f Fffiffi would I* mgd^ water if you are going to I Com« on sewers, leaving the pavements clear and «•www «»4 *MfruHi»4t»f ia««lq ! their flight through them. After that he swear» and wears, and don t you Spri now" Hundreds of uteles, people OF Ft-'a - At rwwti—— dean. immense numbers were found with can think that, tax of Hmith. Annihil. grp prt>rided for in these department«, "I'm afraid," sniveled Mr* T Spoopen- vass OVl rails OIL tor wou d warn, his heart and enable gnd onlv t<J t of them dyke. If I go in I know I l will be “• J“l<* Klein, a noted European 1 rememlier mys-lf of killing one or him to «hake off them conn! And you «„.m» to ta’to substitute new for old 1 drowned." astronomer, has discovered evidences of two, who, at their death, were wearing don t keep any bunton Anndnlator, do |0CCUpBlltg „f n,lreau I “No, you won't get drowned either. late, that marked changes are taking die aliove <li.acrilie<) gtirmciitK you! and . , , of these worthless public servants are Can't you hold on to met What did place on the surface of the moon, and The walnut tree is the only tree that “No, mam, wc don L says the clerk |egaci,.g fnira the administrations of I you put on the shirt and trousers for if ridicules the generally received opinion ly. NEW MEN IN CAMP! the mosquito will not lodge on, and you sharply. ... Lincoln, Johnson, Grant and Have* you meant to get drowned I What are that all action had ceiased upon its sur are safe lieneath its sheltering branches, | ‘ And nd Stomach Pacificator, neither! 8omP of them wgn. worthlesg »hen’a^ you doing around here! Now, when I face. He claims to have observed a K P. EAGAN. M D hut you can hear tlieni burring and of for he has been grumbling about a bad go in again you come along or else you large depression, in the shape of a cra PHYSICIAN AND SUROEON t«n humming while you are lodged for test« in his mouth. So just you charge pointed, and have drawn money they go home." ter, newly formed, to the east of th* never had a right to. This administra- t WXSVoM, ORKUoN the night iu 'h- tree. it up and scud in the bill.” Mr. Spoopkendyke plunged into tlie crater Hygvnus,Xnd that ¿"large valley tion, it is talieved, will «id the services Ovevra -*• ■ . “We won’t go borne till morning," “You have not taught any thing of most of them. i surf, but *s he came up he missed the had been mads south of the mountain, C arroll ; and well do they keep their worth yet, r.iadam," says the clerk. i rope. For a second or two he sprawled called by Mndler the Coliroocon. Be Al HArTKB OX SkTBlXS. This song, you know, «as written by ••Well, 1 deciare, I thought I had’ around, and then l>egan to yell. Mr* sides these, Prof. Klein speaks of other a man that understood their instincts If you'll put it aside I II send around Spoopendyke eyed him for a .osnent, changes, never before noticed by as Y*s, the time approocheth when and good qualities, and they paid him tor it, and—" “But you have uot earth casteth off her snowy shroud and and then her fears for him overcame tronomers. i well for it Any one knows that they bought any thing." her fears for herself, and with a yell arraveth herself in n new garment. The Dundee Advertiser, through • only light on |>eoph> to tuck their Isul “1 haven't time now to buy any she dashed in and hauled him out by Melboumo correspondent, narrates th* The water freeth it self from its icy blood—and you also know if you let thing else, for 1 must lie going " And following interesting proof of the prov shackles, and tabbleth rejoicing on its the hair. VOWVS.4L W ■>» diem alone they will soon find dial she goes. —Galveston New* “Dod gast the water!” choked Mr. ident and far eaeing instinct of bees: seaward way. DFJIRR TO CAI.L THE ATTEYTtnY f»r kind of blood. The clouds give forth their soft rains, ^Spoopendyke ; “I'm full of the measly “Turning from men to insects, a singu AM IF.^T 1*01 RKR KlsOPK. ■■■■B * .-**1 ¿mw r, IS» il,r ’«<1 I teat I L*V •»« Bur. When a mosquito, be he drunk or so- j CL m U» |’rv-D«f»M Iu r««*iv* > aalu ««4 and the sewers are filled with new de stuff. So ye got in, didn't ye ! Let go, ! lar circumstance is reported from a hot, DWtOllT & BAILKY, tier, wishes to do anything, he will risk From iiumomorUl children posits. I tell ye! What d ye think ye are any-1 dry valley in New South Wales lost MAKE ACVAlf E8 his life in trying to do it. If he does have elop.ll from under their parents Gtntrai fjt^4 Agenti, ¡fottrm rubili an<t rl ,r verily it is . a vlrac ,„r rejoicing way— a steam-barber's shop! Going to year the drought there was of long dur For time for There«« al reasonable rales Having lisd not first succeed he will try it again. • I noses, but It is seldom that a frivolous throughout the whole realm of nature. let go that hair sometime I" ation, and the denizens of the apianee REtL ERTATI RhOKEItS. This “try again” ImsineM was origina wulow of 65 is compiled tocirvnmvert Tl)p {alr mslden ,rravrth hpr#plf in long et|ierlianrs in went growing, and But frightened out of all reason, Mr* suffered much from it This year th* rssnLrrox, . . . , . osxuos ted by the mosquito family. | her son by eloping. Nash Bush, agi d nfw pinneIlU, vea verily her head Spopendyke clung still, and hauled Mr. bees have made provisions against a our Inierrsls Im ng common • ilh' It has always liren considered a pity ■ ' 75, living in the catskilia. near King* aftin, putteth the roses of the field to A VX T<>««ahip Hata "fall a«rv«vH l««4a in Spoopendyde to the bathing house. tlioss of IhstUslesI largo, sad similar emergency. They have filled a Vui«lill« «•«i«ty, «««I riverii« «t «Il l'Iai •« frani tTiat Noah let live dioae that the pres Erti I«rattu« .i«w« i« ih» prvM*nl lini* a«d x»rr««l*<l ' tan. waned and won the widow I xh ’K shame * “Oh, if I hadn't saved you I ” she large number of the ex.ernal cells in particularly Fsalsra Ora- MIMI »«Fi y (rnm ih» L««4 <NRna «t 1« ()r«a<1a •nt stock sprung from, for they were a I wood, ten ycare his junior. An ob The face of the umbrella man is msdc sobbed. F*e. we feel that «« every hive with pure water instead of Wtll «M*urF ria me f.«r pan»*« -«<|«r a«y t»f th* la«<1 trouble on the entire voyage. Tliev ! ! strepous son objected, and turned Ins Iad and the haberdasher rejoiceth in l«w««f b« i iiiiF>l Mt«4o« •Mk-tvri c«s«i«ai*<l »«••a “Oh, yes ; you saved me, didn't you 1” honey. It is thought that the instinct cau give aalisfse. « fiat * ih* lxw«l M«4 «MBu*. ««4 •• •(*«•«I l>» tba I'» Imtberrd the dog »o much that he stuck i would be father-in-law out of the house. kl, «f^ngth p«rtrwe«t ai W«»h.n*tnn sneered Spoopendyke. All you want of the little creatures leads them to an Muo mall par his nose outside and it has licen cold Nothing daunted, Mr. Bush, inn let «r '*tll fwrniah ««I4i«r- AtMlitanal ll«tn*F<F«4 Fl«sta Yea verily, kb* shops put on their is four air-tight compartments and two ticipate a hot dry Summer. Miti bini* nf 1« i4 nn «hnri n.ilir*. arnia» lies ever since ; and worrieil the mule and | InVwat n» «7kF» r«l«a Wili buy •• l ««Il l'ialina I ter to his “heart's idel,” closing with dn>aa; ,nd the floor.walk(,r hil! seta of tholepins to ta a patent life-raft F.NGAGKn IN WOOL GROWING ! City l*rn|N«ny, Fu , «• r- «•'*•<»• • rtw«t« «ni*»« Mr. Alex, Adams, one of the tech donkey so that they have retained the | clever original verses, appointed a ren- b.iAtest »mil* Are you going to let go that hair I” rha Hai« ami R«v<i*<la *b»va r«wrr«4 m «r* ih« «alt nical officer» of the jiostoffice telegraph art of kicking but they were learnt a •«a« nf ih* kini 1« (ha itili <«m|v a« t «*i tara rac II shall I m our aim, by honesty, fair deal- dexvous on the public high way on j q he illgcnions vont h p Ut teth his ul- And, as she released him, they went «av* tini« «a.l a tri« U» U «Ira»4* ter rtsming in xa — department at Waahington, claims to valuable IcOSon in docility and patience. Sunday morning. The widow was s(„r jn )|Ock nnd kail((th th(_ aprroaeh to their separate apartment* mg and strict atlenii-n tobu.lneaa, to Wahava apriti faciliiiM f.er i<K4i>a* naw r*>m *r.(in’JI have made the remarkable discovery In some countries tno«<iuit<iej grow so there, mid thence they descended upon of the seductive tulep marl» the confidence of all whu that electric tides exist in telegraph large that their wings ar« used fiir fans, the village church, where they were: Veriiv there a sweet smell of fresh OH.MORE A CO., may favor na with their patron- How to S top a NKwsrArxiL—An bills for pins, and legs for lamp hooks. pronounced man ami wife, just as the figl| fro^ thc gU||^ th(M grwn gpp1e Eastern exchange says: You have an circuits. He has made long-continued •(a. Our Cnmnuaainn is and careful observations and has deter Their hody dried makes a splendid to troubles nie son rushed ,"1' ^“' J*'**®- j makoth glad the heart of the small boy. • w st ■«. «, k rer tt « undoubted right to stop a newspaper bacco bag Since it can’t lie helped, the young There is a sound of hammering by night when you feel so disposed, upon pay mined beyond a doubt that distinct Parties dealring advance« nn their Wm>l ( to nx rovnsvr.n.) «N F RTRRK?...................... W à RBIXOTON, D. C man expects to treat his “awful dad'' and the awning-covered soda-fountain ment of all arrearages Do not hesi variations of strength in those earth can apply al the Nine» at Messrs Rnthcliild currents, which are invariably present decently. line th the streets of the city. Th« Germans are said to bo the first tate to do so on account of "tendemes on all telegraph wires following the dif • Beau nr II. Alexander A (X in l*en<llet<>n. All nature seems to he glad, and the of feeling” for the editor. Don’t you ferent diurnal positions of the moon to put to the test of actual experiment Me Ate Miner IMe. or to us al our office. In Pori land. Or. young man goeth to church with the suppose he would stop buying sugar of with respect to tae eaith, areas regular the illuminating of river ways and JACOB FRAZIER, Drink 1 Deacon Hcawhistlo wouldn't maiden __ docks, by the electric light, so ns to on — iv-i for he iitwi has invested „„ his sav- you, or meat, clothing, dry goods, etc., in their appearance as the tidal waves J. I. SPERRY. drink for anything But lie got hold in B ,'lrw plug” if he thought he was not getting his of the ocean. The discovery is excit able navigation to proceed after dark. Fab 9 IRtl__ Feh. IJ tin HALBERT E PAINE, .« . , i .... i» j reck A series of important trials have re of a receipt for making mineo pie. It money's worth, and why should you not ing no little interest among scientists (taw Camaeaiaaar al PaiMit.l was as follows: . — • -First take some chop- oning ig Iligh at h( , nd exercise the same privilege with regard anrl ¿d dect^is^slttow tta^aantry' ting in nigh at hand. 1 *^^*4 « _ 11 * - - - — a L. — * — — < -.. cently Iwn made on the Rhine, and I. M««, «1 ■■ OkcSel ,,l>oti>krt,| • I • * * to • ■ a Saw. T. Sa»rraa. *•>•» B taaa WALLA WALLA ped meat ; add brandy ; add chopped • • The Ine «mili.. smiling 5 graduate of mot.tvu.t m^dioine to him I And when you discontinue * all with most satisfactory results. 7 The following are the main conditions apple« ; add brandy ; tasto it; add more I «teppe th abroad seeking whom he may paper, do so manfully. Don't be so ■ . a.1.1 -, I • A A 1 a idtZVorxA-l • a a. a > a « ■ ■ a A Boston writer in his native langu brandy ; add a little chopped potato; (|e,:,;ur> ,nd thr newly-fledged legal spiteful ss to throw it tack to the post- 10 fulfilled in putting a house into age thus speaks of an ovater:__ "The add branc.y ; put in »«ino raisin* ; add | pmeticioner hireth an odioe in the master with a contemptuous “I don't K?0*! “niUry order, u directed by Prof, < — . ! ’ ___ .1 i 1 “ ' ta tlie subject TAINK. GRAFTON A LADD. cooling morsel of deglutition, iu its brandy ; Mir well nnd add aonm brandy; ■ eighth story. suhiect want it any __ longer and — have re- , F. Jenkins, who has given the MoiL'ini alai Attorncya-ai- Lnw <t Soliciton« •aline taptiam, comes to the alimen put ins little nutmeg: add brandy; add And Iwhold' the editor sitteth st his fused" written on the margin, and have **is study for years past: 1, The liqtU.' gfr,id tary with an a-isnrance of health from a little citron ; add brandy ; use a tea fl(w(lk And ig the paper returned. No gentleman ever refn** from the house must nave a free of American and Foreign I’atenta, usNcracrrax* or external atmosphere*” cupful of sugar ; add bmndv Tlie Nervously lie fidgetb in his chair and stopped it in that way, no matter if bis b> the town sewer. 2, The air 419 Fifth Si rest............Washington, D C. BREAD, CAKES PIES AND deacon com bided h- would like some savagely fingereth hia foot stool. head was covered with gray hair that ^r0110 th® town sewer must not have a rr«r'lrv n«l«"l I»« >1 «11 «• SisneSm In lhe r.lwu A Connecticut Man's house took fire , anH th« ^n 'ram« «n<l ( tre«H Courts of lb« all Sieda ef Crwkerw Tire preer Baildlu mince pi®» and he decided that, instead Gayly cometb the smiling poet to should be honorable. If you do not wish Pa’*®ffe into the house drain. 3, No I*. F«mphl«t m M fr««. r» I sm pr«]Mrrt In Mil recently, and tb-re being no water of making the pie nnd then eating it, threshold, and behold! there is a to longer receive a newspaper, write a **r or 8“ ^roni tho drainage cbaanels of handy his wife extinguished the tlaiues he would put the different ingredients, , of great slaughter and dovasta- uote to the editor like a man, saying t*,e I10’18® must enter the bonsa 4, No NOTICE by upsetting a barrel of oider. He is one st a time, intp his stomach nnd let ^on so—and be sure that the arrears are ’*ter or liquid must leak frOB 4iae« Oav nvwHMIva IMastraae* run very crabbed about the loss, and even them become pie there. This was the j Yea, the editor smileth in his ex paid. That is the way to stop a news- cn*nnelx into the ground ua«* tha X.IM. N«.ae. ar Dr* «••*% •»•.. wtti m talks of divorce. Of «TAry »ort and d«A«rl|Hit>R. at RadrAcM ftfwrM. explanation given to and accepted by cpetiing joy, for hs hath fought k good papei H h M ebee« Marek lea, IMI. rrieee house. 5, The drinking water WBlba Having r»wor*t| fbararvicM of an «wrianod eeete* la Ke. M wlU remaka aee* nn«u worimnn twin Han Frond*«. I l»ava t« -■1 «.. . i ■ I stored in sueh s manner aa to ro* ta Joseph Lee was assaulted by a roan the aoeiety when it hauled him over fight. •katdato. Bee« as veer aaase «aely tee ABrr at th« Wall« Wall« Hahtry «*«ry ................ .................. John Hutchinson was ehot end killed contamination. 6. The sir of a«ri »f |«Ma la my Hn« nf b«itln«M. named Sul Li van at Mcjtiunville last ths cools for intoxication eewvetwe.ee. Free to env eAAiwea. Mirror« are «7 great anilquitv. When MOXTaVIMJIMT WAM> * Or»., at Bloilgett’a VaHe*. by Amos Wood dwelling rooms must b» «upplM Oirc me ytmr Orden and ba OtHnced week, hut Sullivan got kuocked down Ths shorn Ismb 1» ¡1» tvmr red by th« A<i«m f-usd Ire'ba disctn ’ s rsd a goud • 97« MS Webeek Ave., Chloer». m. last weal without ooutsaninaritm," 0 BREflflTCf. Wslla Walls. I «nd boaten in the scrimmage lass biting a iuH looking 1st». 0*013 rlntlng IIOTHCIIILD & BLIN. From a rlaft la a rerk a harrlwll gNW A«'l ralhrrrd ul .uu.lillli- ai>*l lain sad de* Ila uiaaaura of life, iu Ila cup af blue. DRY GOODS, WOOL COMMISSION HOUSE IN LAND AGENCY I H lam ani Collection Office, a patents . STEAM BAKERY! a m