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About The east Oregonian. (Pendleton, Umatilla County, Or.) 1875-1911 | View Entire Issue (April 21, 1877)
Ak Hour at the Central Station Court. A woman with a long chin ami other narks of personal beauty called at an early hour and introduced herself to Bi jah as a widow woman and the mother of a twelve-year-old bojtvhom sho could sot conttol. "Cant control him. phf mused the o'd aan, as be scratched his siad. "What is his worst feature!" "Well, I can't keep him in night," she replieJ. van t, chl And vou want to know at Td do if he was mv buTP "Tes.M " I "Well, 111 tell jou, madam. In the I first place I'd order a car-load of railroad iron. When I got it Td lay the boy on the floor on. his back, and then I'd pile tho bars this way and that way, and across and up and down till I had fonr tons holding him down, and then I'd s-it down on top the heap and ask htm if ho felt like whooping around. "But isn't railroad iron quite costly!" she cautiously inquired. "Well, it's a good deal cheaper than it was. madam, but if you can't afford to try that plan why dont you get an aujrr about four feet long and bore it through your boy, and into the back doorl" "It might kill him, ilr. Joy." "Very likely, bnt isn't it better for you to kill him now than for him to wander out "West in his middle age and be choked to death with a cheap rope!" "Then you would kill him now, would jouf "I would." "I don't see how I can. and vet it mv be the best way, the said, and the tears fell so fast that she dropped her veil and i went out. HOKE on LESS. "Rufas Springer, I am told that you bare been drunk more or less ever since election," said the court to the first man out. "ilore or less!" echoed the prisoner. "Yes, tar." "Doe that mean I hare 1cen drunk more since election than before, or less!" "Don't prevaricate, mutilate, or liel tatc Rufus Springer, for the bluc-jays are singing, the grass looks green aid I've lots to do before Dame Spring throws wide her golden doors." "Well, I haven't been drank mnre or less, I was party tight on election day, party sober the day after, and I can't re BBe saber about the rest of the time. There's a doubt about it, and tou ought to give me the benefit cf the doubt. "I will, sir, and III also gire yon thirty days in the House of Correciioa." "Ill die first!" exclaimed Rufui. "Very well, sir, in the corridor there yoa will find a hatchet, a saw, a crow, bar, deadly adds and an old musket. Be as neat and clean about it as you can, fur Bijab. has just tidied up for Sunday." WHT HE WASN'T. I wasnt no, sir, I wasn't, and 111 swear to it till I choke to death P said Elmer West as he appeared. "Yon deny that yn were drunk?" "I ao deny it. I'm a sort of a stranirer here, and I haven't got money to pay a lawro- urn 1 want a lair show " ou shall have it, Mr. West. The officer found you in en old wagon in the alley. You were groanieg and taking on ana caning lor ma;hcd potatoes. When he roused you op you kicked and fought and made use of the following expres sion, nr.: 'Whaz marzer now! Whaz hotel xhisl "Whaz mszzerwfz ermoon, eh! That's what you said, Elmer West, and 111 leave it to tou if a sober man would talk that wavP "Thais where I've g-t yon. Judge! a oars a pecuuar trait in mr character. If I am suddenly awakrncd at night, I always talk that way. The doctor says my palate drops down. Oh, no, Judge- I wa-n't a bit drunk." How do yoo knowP "Well, ni tell you. I was composing poetry on the stars when the officer came np. I comp fed as follows: BcaatiTal, golden star. Ton are way, war off so tar; Ton are np ao lilffh, In the midnhrfct sky. That I cant cetjou, by carr "Co aid a drunken man compose an ode like th .t, your HonorP 1 oelieve Ire read that in some maga e," said the court. "Xever, Judge, I never sell any of my poetry. I compose it for ray own amuse ment, and sometimes give it away to the poor." "Can you jump this town, 3Ir. WestP thoughtfully inquired the court, "Tt er, or three other tot ns just as big." "How long will it take youP "111 move on the word g'l, your Honor. "Well, more, and do you be warned by this little epi-w.de that, 'although Justice may fool atound a man for fifty long years, she's certain to get the grape-vine twist on him at the end." KiafABKS. There being no more cases on hand, his Honor rcmoTed his spectacles and said: "I desire to give notice to this crowd in atteodaace thst I bare lost mr diary for 1877. I began keeping it oa Xew 1 ear's day, asd I believe there's as many as seven or eight entries in it. Having Inst the book, I can't reaaerobtr whether I swore off on smoking or swore to smoke tnicc as much as before, and if any of you happen to find the book I'd take it as a great favor if it was returned. We will bow disperse into various directions." Detroit Fret Prttt. Hcxce Those Tears. lie left her and steped out to tee a friend between acts. uWhy, Edward," said she, when be re turned, there are tears in your eyes. . "Yes, pet," replied he, solemnly. "I suppose there are I taw such a sad eiht when I was oat.' "Yo did wliat was it!" inquired she. "Such a sad sight, continued be, keeping his face away that she might not niaell his breath. MI dicovered a young saan whom I have known for years drink ing whiskey.' "You did!" "Yey, standing right in plain sight be fore tne, partakiug deeply aud carelesiy of the dreadful intoxicatiag glass." There ws a little pause, when the yousg lady suddenly aaid: JEdwnrd, was lie standing right in front of you?" "Yes, pet," was the reply. There wes another pause, when the young lady asked again: "Edward, don't most of the fashionable salooa counter liave great iiice mirrors right on the walls behind them!" .Edward flu.hed a little and looked quizzical as he replied that he "believed" tbey did. Aad there be permitted the subject to drop. Chicago Journal. "The slasher of the pjipi it sweet," asjs the Talmttd. TaataeeBts for the ricoptpg Sa ch:lat,4nounded by the bSSfRAAl' a t.SM UMBMAa f Tao Strongest Xaa. Frederick Barnnby was educated at Harrow, and thence proceeded to Oer many, where under private tuition, he ac quired an unusually perfect acquaintance with the French, Italian nod German Ian gunges, and incidentally itnliilie i a tatte for gymnastics. At sixteen he, the young est of 130 candidates, passed his exami nation for admission to the arm v. nnd at tho mature ace of seventeen found him self n cornet in the lloyal Horse Guard. At this time his breast seems to nnve oecn fired by the noble ambition to trome the strongest man in the world. He threw himself into the pursuit ot muscio witn all the ardor since hnwn in other direc tions, and the cup of his joy must hare been full when a precise examination led to the demonstration of the fact that his ami meatured round the bvoeps exactly seventeen indies. His plaything at Al diTikt was a dumbbell weighing 470 pounds which he lifted straight out with one hand, and there w as a standing bet of 10 sterling that no other man in the camp could perform the same feat. At the rooms of the London Fencing Club there is to this day a dumbbell weighing 123 poua Is aad Captain Bunaby is the only tncui'icr who can lift it above his bead. There is a s-tory told of early barrack days, which brings pleasantly up a rem initcencc of the Ticlilume trial. A hore-dealcr arrived at Windsor with a pair of beautiful little ponies, which he had been commanded to sho or to the queen. Before exhibiting them to Her Males ty he took them to the cavalry bar racks for display to the officers of the uuards. iwrne or these, by way ot a surprise, led the ponies up stairs into Bar- naiy s room, w litre they were much au mired. But when the time came to take leave an alarming difficulty ircratrl it self. The ponies, though theT had walked up stairs, could by no means be induced to walk down again. The officers were in a fix; the horse-dealer was in dcpair, when young Biraaby settled the matter by taking up the ponies, oae under each arm, and, walking down stair, deposited thsm in the barrack rard. But Cornet Baraaby was a. skillful as ; he was strong. He wai oae of the best amateur boxers of the day, as Tom Pad lock. Xat Langham and' Bob Trsvers I could testify of their own earned experi ence. il'TeOTcr, he fenced as well as he boxed, and the turn of his wrist, which never failed to disarm a swordsman, was known in more than one of the capitals of Europe. Tea years ago everybody wis talking ot the worxlenui feat o: use young guardsman, who noderto k for a small wager to hop a quarter of a mile. nue a quarter of a mile, row a qaarter oi a mile, and walk a quarter of a mite in a quarter of an hour, and who enrered the mile and a qatrter of distance in ten minutes and twenty secoads. Fred Btr naby had. while barely out of his terns realized his boyish dream and became the strongest man in the wurta. Hat he had also begun to psr the penal tr of success in the coin of wasted tissue and failing health. When a mas rinds, after anxioa and varied experiments, that a water tee is the only form of Doarithtneat that bis stomach will retain, he is driven to the conviction that there is something wroog and that be had better see the dicmr. The result of the young athlete vi.it tn the doctor was that lie moarnfslly laid down the dumbbells and the foils, es chewed gymaastiet and took to travel StarvRtioa and Cannibalism. A letter was received in Bo to a not long arc from Captain h.tne ot the Americas schooner F. E XcDhvM, dated at Gorre, on the wot coast of Africa, Jan. -I. ia which be says that oa his cot a ard passage from Boston, whence he stileJ Dec. I he fell io with the wreck of the Britiih bark Jfaria, Captain Graysoa, having on board two survivora of a crew of four teen men, the others having perished from ex posure and 1 amine. The wreck was dis covered in latitude 3? de.23min longi tude 32 deg. 30 min with the ma.ts goae and full of water. Hie two mea were taken on lxurd the schooner, but one of them died in four hours from the time of the rescue. From the sole .survivor it was ascertained that the bark was boend from Doboy, Georgia, to Belfast, Ireland; that she sprung a leak in a gale and filled with water, so that it was imposuble to save any provisions or fresh watrr. The lumber with which the rease! was loaled prevented her from sinking, but the weight of the maits turned the vessel on her beam-ends until the masts broke away, when jhe righted, and the men re trained the deck. Havinz co food or wa ter, however, ther toon beran to die of atanration, and as soon as one died the rest subsisted cpoa the dead body, and so on until only two were left. The sur vivor, whose name is James McLaughlin, and who belontra to Belfast, Ireland, atys that only .small portions of the deadboJ ies could be eaten. Xo one was killed, but the moment one died the survivcra cut the throat of the deceased and drank the blood, and then divided the heart and brains. It was S3 days from the time the disaster occurred until the wreck was sighted by the schooner, and during all that time the crew had not a drop of wa ter, or any oilier f kxI than the dead lod ies of their shipmates. HtococanEO to Devth. Dr. Elt n says he was called to s-e a man named Henry Iloskins. a slate-miner, aged forty five yearn. Horkins said that he had gone to work without brcaktnst, as be had not felt welL Aliiut eight o'clock he bad drunk some cold water, and the hiccough set in, violently at fir.t, but subsequently be did not mind it much, thinking it would soon disappear. It did nor, how ever, and he then tried several local rem edies, such as drinking nine swallows of water, putting a cold piece of slate down his back, and such like cures. lie became alarmed, for he felt he was getting weaker every minute. It continued with renewed violence, and Uoskins was advised to pi honie by the boas. IDs wife made him hot coffee, aad he tried to eat brcakfav, but his sppe ite was entirely gone. He begin to shiver, and the hiccough still continued as bad as ever. The doctor was then sent for. He at once adminis tered twenty drops of sal volatile atid arisen drops of ether in a wine- glatf full of camphor-water, but that did not do aay good, mo doctor vtun triea to divert the raan'a mind fr.nn it, but it was all to ho purpose. He then gave the man thirty drops of laudanum, aad diore back to his house to procure other saedl ciae. Still the hiccough continued, aad in fifteen saiautea after the doctor left the man was a corpse. Uoskins seemed to be perfectly healthy ia every respect. His throat swelled a great deal before be died, aad be seemed to strangle before his sufferings were over. Peakls I take to be the devout thoaghU of oysters living in -holy hermitage. Bteeher. The Attractions of Texas. Many coplc are not aware of the inainitinln of the territory embraced within the limits of the boundaries of Tiixas. France docs not contain as many pnnj miles by forty thousand. In rounJ numbers, and were every man, wnmtn and child in tho United state to emigrate to Terai she would n-t he pop- uiaioa uiicitly t i tiio Hjmrw nm as Mas.aotititelti. France it reckoned as one of the fire great Powers of F.urupo, ani, in Uio time of the great Xapolron, carried on wars the magnitude of which aitvunded the world. Yet Texas far ex-' eels France In area, fertility of soil, Salo britrof climate, and In the rariety of products. The dy is not far dbtant when Texas will be a formidable power within lurclf, and able to cope, siBglc handed, with any one of the loited five Powers of Eaiopc. That part of Texas ljiag cast of the Trinity ltiver is thickly wuoded. asnl accouutrd the mt iusalubrinus ia cli mate. Crossing the Tnnlty you ome to the prairie p rt)on of the Sute. From tue Itioity to the ll ato you pass through the heart of the settled aad wealthy pait of the Sute. Splendid farms, nBe roidrnccs, licauttful dues aad towns enchant and delight the traveler' eve. It is even so until you aunracb the Otlorado Hirer, the very frontier of civilized Texas. Beautiful little citie are springing up like mag.e, almost within hearing distance ot the war wbp of the Comanche. HniWB C ent v is corsidercd the gem of the frontier coanties, being as well watered, better timbered aad having, perbaH, btttersoil than the sister coun ties. Pecan River runs all the length of the c unty, and the amount of pecan growing on the trees tbtt line its bask i almost increJiblr. The crop gathered this year is climated at f Sfl.WO is value, at a d'lttar and a half per basheL Be side what were sold the amount oon samcd, wated and deitn.ycd is Icto&l reckoaing. The valley of the Prcaa is beautiful t lieh'ild, and so rich ia soil that it would drive ai inhabitant of the poor knobs of Kentucky to dlttractiea. Leaving the Pecaa Valley yiu acead lut are called the mountains ad xu reach the taLle-'.aads nndalttsag with derttioes and rallers carpeted every where ith grass aad set on by beavtlfal gr-ive of live oak. btand'ng oa an emineace aad to xia ' for miles over mezquit vallei s aad rer the opj.o te cmineoces th- sight is beau tiful to teh-dd. Th? live i-ak's gksy dark green (it is an evergreen) isinttosg contra t ith the flaming scarlet of the Spanish oik and dirty yello r of the pt oak, aad Vc whole seems as if tceiud by the painter's lmih. New joa see a if a row of green, scarlet aad yctl tw; back of it yoa ce the diver v mbite- site- I topped grass which yea alaoit imag-ae to be a tilrery lakt gUaimenag ta the sunshine; then aaorlier tew eV cusort ; then ga-a, aad to on, uattt the new b lost by the btcrc t the opposite twee. The whole seems the w r)c of maa please tlie eye. In vo ether laal htve I ever seen Xatare display her wurks In this liae ia the way she does here, and it is sometime hard to dil th sttaties ibat the whole is the hicr!r eraascaited rsta'eof incr centlernaa fxraer. Taerc you see a he d ef a thoaand i.i. i . i. . ii - i l r Uiuc .lc .uc iuici tL'm m unu vi a dozen deer. Across toe mga ana naked prairie ge skimming fifty beaati fal aatetoue. their white aides ileamiai ia tbesua-hine. Overhead whirr ha:f a hndr! r.irie riiekw Twrk, I " , ' r Z gcctcaiid docks start up fnm every btenk aad lakelet. Mule-eared rabbitt start out from every thicket aad co scwddiag away liae the wted; aad tb-uaads ef -- i ii. ti .-. praine dogs bark ia rapid sqae.k like the Cbrttttaa lojt of ear cktkifce d, aad mea taear nine fans twieaie rite a dash aa they dive iatu tbrir h 4es at vear approach. Aad all thit is a country thit hu ne bounds, as it were; where yen arc free to roam, and roam at will far days with your gun, and are net obliged te fire te- ward bravca or down ieU a well whaa , . . , , j yon go bunting, as yoo have t da w lure it is ttoisely popelatetL LotitxiKt Cu- rifr-JoerAaL Tunr-iT, n, Orrwrnr Virurr The proSu of ostrich farming in South ( Africa have lately beea very enthusiasti cally described for the benefit of British emigrants aod inventors. It teem, bow- wr. that tht new tntlntrrr hat nine enemies to contend ant-I A Suti . . . . . . ..... . Aincaa joarnti says: ii is suico tiut small qcantitie of o trich fettaera have beea brought intoGrahm s Town at dif ferent times, recently, by natives, aad lave been disposed of 1 1 parties here at a fraction of their real raise. We do not know bow far the rumor is correct, bat as there are. no satire io the ditUict who po'Srs ottriches, it is tolerably clear that ther have not come bonestl v lr the rth.r m i nn. tn,r;nnr ni In ?,V-r;-J,h - -1. rZr ,f . mr?-T Sbacld eodote with their recelpU to Col will Justly new the danger of a a.nvic-! u BlBcUllB1 A Co, AUorney. for fiUmt. Ae tioa fur receiving stolen goods. But a WasblBctoo, U. tl, aad receive their Laud more formidable foe, because lesi amen- i Patents. able to tho terrors of tbs law, asd less v..., , Vei- tn,nMl. depeadeat upon professionU -fences is 1 JJ" SSiiM descnlied in an ther Cape newspaper. IoformtUoo free. Addrcta Ilorton ,t Kea "The white crows, it is said, in the 'nedy.Basnajreralor faclac cout, Urcraore, neighborboxl of Tbcbua and Brak Hirer, 1 AUmtda county, CaL have uken t iraiUUng their Oiristiaa A Ccxt poottti neighlwrs and Cireting their ceighbois' tuCcrcr from rheamaliim. sore throat, tUfl goods. They have beea the casse of Joiata, and all aches and pains Trapper's la. considerable loss to Messrs. Southey, as Price, MccaU peratk. they hare devoted a special Hkioe fori . ' ". 7T7 a Tit- -Vi. . ,".,. 1 UrsTtatcs. Are yoa troubled! It to. iced ostrich eggs. The birds take a tnodcr-1 to x. Rllaball, 515 Hayes ttreet, ately heavy stone in their talons, fly to a , Han Francisco. CaL, for the Covrtrra lleaa tulScient height above aa ostrich neotjAUST. It will tell you of a radical cure. Try conttining egirs, and drop the stone. 11 nJ be cured. breaking t be shell of one or more of the VtK Barnhsm's AbleUne f-r croup, cold.. c,.g', after which they descend aad enjoy jore throat acd boarei-cts. a dainty lcaU lewer Irian Uiirtccn eggs were distroyed in this way on one laim. ' IiAjnsrss is Racs, One would not suppose that the rag-pickers of Pans coutd find much Joy in tiring. Yet Uiey are a happy, unique set. Jn their sordid rags, witti their hamper on their backs, a lantern in one hand and in the other the abort inn hook which enables them to select and secure their chance prir.es, thev arn not de.tilute of a rwrttln iIcitn. of picturoqueneti. They bare rrgular organiratiotis among themselves and en- jiy Uicir festivals and banquet. Soros of tliem actually accumulate mxleratc fortunes by living frugally and saving everything that comes In their way. Tim "wstitution' is rather on the iucreafc on nnr own W.U r.f th al.r .n,l ilmtn . . " w " -'-- i pickcrs-up ot unconsidered trints coastantly U be met with. arc Thet say I'm growing old, because my hair is ail vi red, and there are crows' feet upon my forehead and my step is not so rn aad elastic as of yore. But they are mUtakea. That is not me. The brow is wrinkled, but the brow is not me; This Ss the house ia which I lire; bat I aa yoiMjr, younger aow than I ercr was btfxe.I)r. Guthrie. Deal Oontly with the Stomach. Do not lack It with violent purpallTcvor permanently Impair IU tone with Jn(Jlrtl. lile dnijt of any kind, tut, II your dictation U Impaired, jour Ihcr out of order, jour frame debilitated, ur nervous tystcin un strung. uc tlit wboleome aud acrccable alterative aud toul, IIolctU-r Stoma' la B'.tUr. vLleu will cerWInlr afford you the dealred relief Nunc of tho offldnal re ax il let ran compare wth It In reilorativc erU. cirjr, bih! a a w-dklbal ititnul'tlt It is tr far Ibe rafet flrlraite as acu a popular article kh ' . , IWZ'L.. rr:'"J Vri'A r.,"V1;" battening tbe action of the tMtanle Ingrcdl- iroU "bfcu U holda in o!ut!on.and tboe i"'5"u ?I1 ,her if!i . ti dam. and medical science applies to tho cure of dWciie D. M. Oaborno fc Co. 1b oar search for new and commendable things we found eunelrra on Monday la ttie Dew ealaMUtimrnl of 11. M. Otbunie & Co, at3Maod2Ul Market sUeet, Sin Francisco. At tbls site a Be bultdiag has been crectcil during the latt year and a good part of Us apaee Is tlm nut to good service as the bead, quarters fur this eot tf a well known rlrta ot makers of ant-ctass azrlettUural Imple aetits. It It not neccaiarr to allude at length to the large heme ettabfUbnacnl at Auburn, X- V.; suffice it to say that the firm ot D. M. 0borcc & Co. U ef yeara standing, and b carried oa trade In ail parts of the world with suceeaa. At Auburn Iter bare two of the largeat factortea In the I nlltd States. Tbeac are the rriult of the eeatoJtdaUoti of the Wheeler, Klrbj.Cajaga tlilcLDudseaad ether palcnta fr reauii; aad mowing ma-1 ewaerv. I Thebouteoa Alarktl street, Ban rraaelsee. I Is a dtrcet branch ot the Eaalera eaUbhsh. ) aeat. It la under the management of Mr M. , A vera, wno ita veieraa na uec macntees. Vr. Ayers has Jut returned tree aa extend- manent lntUtutloa As tuch we wtleuae to the Jitt of oar thrivter tcrlmlter! la. demcatetUUUbacsl. We aoUerd eapeeiaUy daring our call at the lore oa Monday, the Kirby mower, which we have knn lor cart at the aat a a torceatal machine, the Wheeler combtaed reK-rakiac reaper and maaer. which has bees used tatt year la thtt tale aad the Ter rltonet aad hat high TetUmealaU, and which wKh Hs adBlraUcfuidlngarraareauntUket i tw MteV moil con veaic&l form for snt cmeat of Ue Bsaebiaca. wlH c-a.Utate the tpSal- net of the eatAbJttbmeaL The aew iUxc M be felted op wtth all the eenvealeuc for the dbpUy a5 aaI. of the oiachlaea, aad W be worth a visit from pur TV - !. . Uh. f .t. . .9 aU .,. I chaaert ef harvcttMS bj artistry Tbote farmers who own any eld Kirby MtcUae ad aeed axrsA rer for ihe itae mutt teod Ikelr enlert lfert iXt nttj mi tm rvm. atorfta. Jtant TYrta, wv. .i . n T T ncasoca way uio aukcib -f v j right Piano" Must Soon Su- j peraedo All Others. I L Ills the eaott durable plaao that httl ever beea raade. I a (act, there it ao a arc wear out to It thaa to a harp. Z. It stAaia la lata la at weathers abd acAaoat, whUe all other plaao arc ceettAHtlj elbac out lilac. I 3. WbattMUe taalar It mar harrea to need ia the coarse ot Urae caa be dose by i any eoe that caa tune a vietta or ciUlar. 4. ItcaMvt jraleiil ef order, aad therefore .eutU BwlhMk. wr repairs, wbKhla alarpe Kcsa of caiate with all other pUaoa. j lCby aecUeat,aay parto4 the oeehaa. j Una ahwokl ret brukca, tl caa be replacrd l wtthewl trwabe at a trtilac eiprate- 6. The pcital caanvt rl eat ef orCer ? The haaoert caaewt'tUck." h. Ita tene U porrr thaa that ot any ether pit ee. Kt tlaelse qnAMty u BaspptwMhAlwr. WWi aattotMiK H w "-'r----' IN nil unwcn(TCun) w vi inm M a n uiioreniTCun iw vi i aa aceeeiptalBeBt fer the voice. . Tee UpHshl- U new the fAshveeshle mUpUao.aadthe -Rrert Upnchi" far I At 1 ' Urn U bUaa. ao4 the "Refers Upnrh: ' earelt M oOcr la cieranc of Cetta aad tuutilU bcautv of CaUh. . . , a . . . . ASV other artKUaa oprisht II. W-hca yl boy a plaao esie apoti the ed pita, loads to with a perfect rcriAlsty ihatttw ot lit beauty U uee.aad de- . PTceiate te vatae etery Jtar.natfta afcricf perU tl wmiiceeBie ajsaotl vutiaiai, ace totta4 vtti leloJcratU to no. k ally , edeeated car. Oa itm rvntrary. ao penoe r ' eta examine a "Rarert" wHboot lectins per-1 J J It -tit be prrclv tt aa , ! letlroaieat alter tweety, or etce Sity yrart j J u evcoenily.thtt n ya Hl be aete te U a Raxcrs FSaao J i taai ux vera sea i a ara ucucr icee t thaa aay eUiT teeeea-aAaa ptAno. X. W. Taber 4C Co. Few Teet4e vltlt Sac Frtncuco wltheat rttreaiXAr to a srttUr er Irtt derree the ! pfeetecraptcr, rtpcdOly If there happen to early beaded, bright cicd. roty cu ecs.ru Jf"'-" S 5 1 picture ot mk et theae IrrrprettRH yimar , u M ui;iBJ- a titer A few arUu mo te have raastemt the art of catchier, the j Ltapretttea ea the wlor. aad rarely fall to rt a coud picture. Notably at&oac thcte Is L IV. l T.tr rt: Co.4, tod M tctJtaery ilrrcl. A I J Vw av AA a, leant AMSt iiatnta we e. HtUe ones, be tare to tire these aril ill a cail whMe yoa arc la the city. Buy the Beat. If year wile tacit hte a aew tea lac sia- , '"ZZgjfSXZ! i Is mere pleat v. ue sure that yoa see the Att AB.erlcaa- tetor- yoa laveit. It ruas the Hrhtett, It the oett dura We, has the Dot I room under the ana, bat a setf-actUar. nee dle, aod a telMhrcadior thotUe.the tUlch raty Ue leacthcaed or tborteued while the marhlae Is runalnc la short. It It Jett cear a perfect workla; machine at we ever expect to sec. It Is soli by C II. Htrrinj; tue. 111 Fifth street. Saa FraDciico, to whom yen must apply for further tcfonasUoa. A-au Land Owners Without Patents Staafii for Coeii: At errt ttHcM ihlc Bal4tletltroee Or Ooataaa41aa Wi ta. c Tat-troaitaaAt. URS.KRCH1M-S SWEET TAI REMEDIES . G.'.w'taS t.HS rickltac or tmfattoa ta tb throat, trcdlas ta rosea, itt'i t Tin BALaAM.tabeiwnllacoaorOntU IA t Mop or Tncli arrordlee I oftptaiat, fur dra iraKd te4 ate ! notice Coara. Iitmn, Hr 1 is aware ai lae iimutTcDul. ItSvaxa. nrsacallla. AmSbm. SIB Ctocch. Crwap, 1M taeTanuatmalaairtaa'rcUactae Ixset aa4 IcaOlBA' j Vn Kuura-i mstrti oa u tmimrct tti rar . ot Thraat tad rjaac uomplalata. oUaiarA after aa ea- i Vtriim4k.caatbuta4oraarnunM rtr ""?x'"'tt?l-Urm'Uo jtvn:i.MjKiotrdtjif.rtic&ntiiritrtauor.urvtad mTW WT1R Ir Tii--.i iw. i.ww tncsilrtf. KKPtNOlON A CO, aa 'raadm. B. F. HB1VLAXB, pnoTOGnArHEU.taccnori r. J. Ssntita,cor. X of JfU aad TUrd ttrtrU. Sta rraacltco. wlH be BtMir la tH kit V1 nVAdt aad patroat at HOW LAJwirS NEW L'Al.l.KKV. Xo. B TlilKD BTI'.ECT. cornrr at Jratfc. atkrre Utry aill be tare ta ret Filar- CLASS nCTUIira, tc at print Uot Jt tcmptU Wra. CaU aad tee IAcm hetaUral P EA KL TTrZS, Ba oelr at HOWLAJCrrS XEW SALUltr The Ceealne IVart Typeaaretacawt VeaaUral llctarrt rrer made, either flail or OoliCrd. Card rtctarra. mm ll CO to SS 00 wr do tea. CaUaclt, from $3 m to S3 03 per dorem. taree ThotoentU, ta trior. from ft GDIs HOI Jt batr tb price cfcarsrd at tXber Otllerlet. tod JttJ tt po4 "wk at caaba doae la tSta CUT. Site roar awatr T ta HO, i ivirt vV nilioir mm rtr rrtarea. Kr- nrnttr tt alar, as TIf aTeK-ET. coreer of Jmlr. a. r. 'HOWtASD. Artltt. tor ataae ytart rcrfrietor of the OSS Xtv Tors aarr. "Poetry of tho Pacific." A limited uutubrr of copies, the remainder of the only trillion. I now ottered at ene-bilf the uilglnal price. The volume rnllit one hundred and frtr-thrr mmmVy llnwruan, (iondman, Imjr. l'.llckj. Sule. Sod4rd. and slxtvcven other wefi.knows atlir. Mailed on receipt of 110. Far Sale voir Wf V. A- La sou. kUIUr ami fiwlkmw, 2J Sixth tlrecl, Sau Ft am Wo. U'c i.itt atleaUti to tb i t . k , at auclioa. ltetraer l6 Ut aoctweBl of Soini-trobleal Trees oa Um coaL and par Uca hoiliU) buy anytMug In lait Mne should avail Ifeeiatehe ot l(U opportunity. For further Infunmttwu e adiertt.emcnt or addresa U. Stiiddard, Santa lUrsara, CtL 1is Bdmham's and neuralgia. AMetfae for rbesmatssa nruxiiAus ABUti5K ion bcum. scaux. I at aal ifn at, Sa4. $i3$i5n.sXsraSa? a4 fvr (VWu laiaitrM S5&S20 sr. ptt Ur u mu. HfiM wwcta it rr. m vol. I wTvaac TMAf SAWYCU a SKCniltSS.M.raTta' nrM IUIMAX A (II . II MrttiWf; M a T 1 rUUl XKX H'A.Tr.,l.1 ALL 1MHTM I VAAJ r u treu suim. xtim w. a. llSJf 1?EU... r u. Itaaaa.sutaUM.CaL OK r.axc.'V CAKUt.ua aus unni a &3lle. SlH Mi i r4 Car me rul IULI fid, w r"atuwt u.anruua.Ntwl. T)T K VfS roil salt a rtiTXAt srw lUtmrufUMU nrwiHrMnaimaiN pom rAliKli KJSKHV WHKXI.H a. HAriuacKv, wnu m iaaia v. "T B "ViIaVe. a rraM. wmym (SYN DlC A i iC ti TCaHltl - wnilu la tUaalcrr rtmui trmX ti . SWvlrTx aanJ.t.f o.lteassaivYra. tavALiu rauiHiuxit miuuhku ssv 1. TX eaactixat at tragi m JSXKHICAW awa rOKKlUS FATKSTHi B-r V ktv iVnc IMiMGulLIimtil Co.. ABaram IjC CUVaa aa4 A4raatta ta rairas aaa Laaa T0C. P itriaa. O. C T ll-HTH A kHADILI IS HAS U r ass ttrt ti tnniij 1'jomira, Arratt itiril frr-rrj t tilil at. nil mif WmUu btk ttm. Miiti. Wfaotcc aa4 I ua, Sa4 tuo t-r ill' u urn: ntaaMt -uxu us MMn.r O IW l tail. Ml l nMm, OLL i W Wi artaal rtc rr brtf dtltntt fi r fJZTZZZrr,?' 1 , a a fipn aatmit ac wt riawdy am aaA t aw ,",Lj'',,,-ttulM , i.SSTl.'w - xnristrjt a BASauxt. a Mh. v t aw ifjarlSTiisTsI r &tt MtA4avrf - CT T1XCLAXB Ttusrest-aars:. ua. tiJXn arna nmtt ' Ua4. ti traM Ur trrmt yean Str tmu rrmia. . trvtt- wr w aa4 nrrr& rra-Jlsr tm ' Wn . ta s tM to aa M uinmirfi. uai j liapiim ttaBw AotrrA at flialitj rnrMM ) I f 1 1 im riir.li. fr w r.l ai Iili ii . 1. ttti tuW Vi tar 4lrwi Mt uecat Laea- CT ALL SMCatrTIBXtiil MTAWB M.iitusajtuU,tti J tr rrvaaaa. fin tnm t la anrr lee tun JlUQ V TUL rmiiaL 1 laa. Ia.T twjr&ccl la Azxno. Ua6t Bona CIlIUI M 4 ATAT. aWTWT Ji i uumi iix-. uu. . TAL Uuukls. a Krarxi ac atta. Era tar Ciuuri MBLT'5 KtW MAP QF CAL IFQBHI1 ANI KEYA9A, O ' . tu ttnira air a wsau. ta ta l)Uii rnu. TV. sane . aittitriHKunntt(tUM. AAt1 ia at AeriAuut( tulnusmi Ml A Jfru t WAkKX MitT ' TITMtatpjtaMj tt, Kta riudn LADIES' SHOPPING R. joHS-toy at joses iiuii, tUcm. ia Swy MlMnt wA mm ti O a mm. taAt- mnr rm .IA lltM Xn. It Saatf ataVfttl trU S .ama. ir Nwciaiwi m . airn. - mciuiitari mar , A V I ' S ATff f VjOLU J.JLJXt I ticwarr or rocvTcarEiTt rst- usa rtmrt ta tka cKr an ru larLatuB tntctM cai Dwv Trmn Brawt C 1U 1 "'cr V?-rmSZ?u ?.?L Vr?g rtYi xZYiTxLtZT ZVJ?. UaittaitHir js um a4 mw; tm twami, XAbxcnc tXAiTic -msa ruvpAxr. 11 LOOK! Aijsrjrr r Brazavr. tm it. rv-aa. t"ilw.. r. etc asm let mm Saaraesx trmm ta tc r Ssrtt4 atet Ten tA( rta tt maactd jneea. AUtiurr re. ttCKnAK. ta iu a t,,t wuvrt.s r. Ttrl. Ku tar m Itmt r UK vWf frt 111. ATUrml. The Nurseryman's DirectoryiJjTippoYedQuartzHill A K.r.rrae riarl.l .rJrVT ' Hartirsllaral Stalaal XtWit, fe or ite itui-. aiai A'olu mo II llt-ail y. Th kok U laactil iW Ur rWM twvdnua la O tveatrr hrlrrita fr. rrm ta Swwi t raw esetmi ta tat r a twlBrtti t wm amrmtT 1 r. unuwur tr- narS r attUa tad rtti at5t rtriat rrtw. SpA3 rrreafS Xtf-r, otiraa. It .uotlon. Salo mr m aaar arecK er SEm -TROPICAL TREES OS THE CllATT Omt, Ltasa. Ursa aad Otres,ia their va riiUtt, lAfsat, GotTA Aad Dwarf ?in-ts Nnc err oatv tive alxowko rote rewov tar tfrr trt Sa Sorwrr. U r!red. Twt aOliAlv. MlMiMtkiinT Itrsc aad ta t U. iKlitMtnit mu Htal a r Orraard at Tt Vr rd Mttblt jr " n mj. Aarll lllh. tt Om Xtrwrjr or B. SS. ClarSk. anr ta.lt SAarlt-trm. H tSTtlOn KI. .itzarraf Dtsa X CUrC. TELLE AIM) STORX i love rrarctsn the trix test ron Acta V caMaral Slaratarrr trt Jird pttrat Utt. ta4iaartcrarrd All) tatir tvif. tr artae aSrrrd ta ta rtrtatrt aader eierj tfjMrrtvt ladare- ECLIPSE WINDMILL Haa bttTrlrd te Yuri: St ward my l.uaa Atirrlru Tarwter: St mad fcrt In Callforttltt fiota iIirwr Wtttt la fally Wan wtilrd. mr mm Hal. Scad Ut Ctrcsltrt oa ran? usd WUktstOt. CHAKI.ya ?. HOAO, It Beat Kl nam rrawcl. WESTERN HOTEL, Bat Oae Block tVoa Drrot tad Straabcat taadlir. SaVClat-VJU-iyiO. CAL. Tmltotrlttarlrlr cv striae )ett ta cvw Ulrd viU tU ts Mot-ra tapmvmeau. TSc oalr lla.t la lb C tr rtleai Almtor tmi rtre Fjoro. aae -Mr.ly raraUhtt Kwotw. Hoard and L4,l.c. at.ee to lm rr Hay. Ural. S 4nt. rio Catch to lot HotrL E.ckta I) Sc. !Urter Soon. XtUi Itoosst tad Laaadrr la tbc lloate. aaovrr ft 11 I'KtK to Umu. t . UASM. r-r.rllr. INTEXNATIOHAL HOTEL, att and ate Kam M.. Man rrnnclte. st se aad sa ee rKR DAY. It C rATlUDUK. .... racraiaroa. Two Cttrtrl (oarara.wnhOatmef tfc Iloule.wttla!wtrtblawtii! tt th ttsdue ta ccarry patteacrrt to ta Hotel rrrc. tar-B tart roa ret lalo t risat Coach; It roa doBoctacT via raarsa ra- "WHITNEY & HOLMES ORGANS Tht Fimnt Tom! atxf Mott JhtnUt Ma.lt. NEW SULCS. MCW SOLO siops. Wtrrtaltd rtrt Tetrt. head for rrlce Utta. MHIINCT A HOLME! OHdK CV Otltct III ltoots and Shoes. JOHN NCLL1VAX, N E. cor. Bat terr aad Jtckton SU saa FrtBCltco. offrrttomtk to order ta tt rrach Ctlf Leatser BOOTS tx rrom M to rt Cal- Ukieaia uur noou, 91 rrvsca ltil Ox Bird Ttea. 1 1 , Ctlltorati, SAM. Bor tad ChlldrTaa Boolt aad short mtdt t Pvnaaa la tt cuaalrT Mdtnac Iloott aa4 Shoet ta ta uaouat of IU or mar atll b tiloard a rrdacQoa of roar rer ctaL, to nthe th virmt chtrr-a rtrht. I tell Hoot asd Short or MY UWM MAMTACTLMtK ONLY, Boon aad Saoea seal C u. IX. ivu1ttt oaa pnee. p.n. p. a fit I) t day mt acme. A area wtaltd. Oatat ted Vaaj terawata. 71.ua Asf.A. Mawa. THE FACITIC PKISTES, Unti Bl-Jaaati-1 ly, seat frta tm atalieatlsa U SCillsr U Kick-1 ard. Type Feaaaers, Saa rraacisee. ' CALVERT'S c.tiir.oi.tc I 1 ASHEEPWASH "f 7 fr "f r W J. Km a K aa ttrjM- Suk A-r .E I lr IV k P. E. THBSLL h CO., uriniu tin urruTti r BOOTS AND SHOES, XO. lt CIAV S7RKET Bfa SaeMse tad BttUrr. SAX rilAXClbCU UmM'mtt Vn't. Bop'. Toata't. aai Call 4-' mr. CALK TAHIVL M4t totmu aad frwrnnif VtrA. A3 ! B&4 a,anurt imib hmu a-trlrt ftrn. IVtM lUUM IW &u& aa4 pmra. TUX BEST IS TUE CHEAPEST. CHALLENGE AXLE GHEASE. TRY ST! TRY IT! TRY IT! WAIUCCU 11E5BT A If ARBt Mr EfOX, WTLLwAS-, TTJLX. A CO., c Aarti: awn. m m ipiirji: t in, U.DVV.S A WHirrLE. m r txx. vi. r iiAWixr a io, BASira A IIAMILTfJa. KWlI A til , UUBfOX, f OWLCC A OI. CB MOtt'LLXV A CtL, iTtL MAX A i H AM BB . 111 inuinA, uur a At., i: k. Hunt a ct SSartlw'a Cliallrasr Al UrrtM la Camlr4 rlr la rGmwaui rlar4a lkl Caaat. ridle Lakirt ratlas l'Har-r"Ori rmrmtr Sflae an A liiflatrllllwU.aaa Trmmrimrm IM.J.Pamard&Co. 120 SUTTER STREET, S. St. Croix, SwlUerUtd. 630 Broadway, X. yajirracTrarzt as larozTxst or Music Boxes THE SUDL!rlE HAR3.0X1E, . , M u..i. . u Wifc latBre te ra taal cueltc Ba !mmtT r-rr ISTREPA1EIKS TnBR6U6nLT SOME J-lcnil for Oroular. UA FOR FAXC1ERS, FAK3EKS, POTJLTKY3CEX, c X8TT. STSa P. SUISTaaXV Xrv Tounras. 9bMM ef FewJtiT. .! jmm row! he Vmt rx rsaa SttC." OrcUti tr EecAa. aad mrf Brtaaut Kcxxxax, aCeSreao. Maaa. KENDALL'S QtJJJLTZ XIXI5Q REVOLUTIOIOZEr AuoBT.cHZAr u-t ruwzxm. UIU. at . ti-T tw ut aC t cra-J txj'm. inthrQn- Straaarne.ua a, STEPHETf KErfDALI. Car mr W. A. Haallnal'K. Ita ut ISA s-ra4tttt SU RVatl ITtaHw. CaU i?ATENTS. FA. XXOVlxyrS.tetrStprmt Itaatt.Wutsrtc . a C X Ttlclt S 2-xr S-a4 tarOrraUr EtSTA i tl.T Merchant's A LiniEicnt for i ! I 0. T2saaaad ta V'nt (LAaearetea matt rrw asrwaj KtrlMlnnL MilrrTAtckteaa.liiit.ilf. te (oaa. w Caa. t. Wbctasr be ate en ata er bear. Mrrciiaft 1 3CAL, aad wnrdT of tw be crcry roiUral In lata lal. l cllow wrsr-per for udisal ad w Mtc for kaaaa ".Y r. Mrjm Kltrtcl Dna a Idler boa ti. fL Silamondt. relaatHls. I, Jnl.m tn T . Th. ii. h . . . -.-w . 7tr!lcsOtlltaa aU tba Untatats net toolWrr. aad 1 an krm- twl.. -skt let retacdr for ttsrsedethlacAlttcsce.aadcxa ttr ll h&oQl &r oT OTyx I Artrtn trcn a letter from S&ctrstlcer & Col. cpalar boee ll!irat la thli coGau-y. I from a truer rrata Ucet A. Soelt, sore oi Tter mm ins uu tasa or all oCxr llBiaratt eomtdaRL and htr ti . ta-1 calllt Kilij rvxxl e2ret wien olh.-rt haxa EUled." UrntttoatMlnlhtal'iUiaAi TWr. V rr t. nw .-. n- Ita? OU od or ta. btt artldeti far whaTll U Attract rrna a letter froa Snowdoa Jfc . . M r-. - J .iiiiimi.. Merchant's Gargling n r faT SOfr. IXLa utd Deera RfUBs Tier I . rAtr?r-. i. TH'S ,. . - . -; k . ; V ' - - w 1 7. .L .V-l V " . . . . '. ... T.'..1 lluk ll ijt oOTKet tnd cauia. ana win tw. . . . . . . Iwiureail Arotad. iw. avaer. laioaiown. Pa.. Jan n IwliAete'thawaaaeS teartttK" LB-i rV'., wJ" "Ilr Otl ,t,bocr!, nrrptred InteattoaiDy roe aatata aeatvl r?fSlStSrtliV ? iirt U1I ta.wrr-. t. well r.T to fle!u caly ttwlul I and dlxfllcr Ibi tila, bot not pcrBueeotlr. Yrilow wBnr far im.i , i w vTTi A.-I I ! isia, bot not pcrsuceotlr. Merchant's Gargling; Oil I CI' . "i , ",. "jaoi Hinuutt tau csreuuttTO. it jrararpca a rcsrCr It ladlcatrd. sad U a rood aatttUtata for pala kjlleri I Vm..i. RMlnii l. . ji i.i. . xraciIATDa fllBenvn r 5aiSact tt VS iTJaHZfSi .0LLEGE iti.mti m i I IKU.BY (m 9wLwtrt liwiWil 1 it .ii.i k Ik r Haatrt r i rwo. Try Kowea's Yeat Powder. ASK YOUX 62QCEX FDR IT. REMOVAL. tewoclo vxYvnrcux xsxouyx j 11 nKintunai.udnctnittfwnlr.Sul r Sat rrawM ttr vCer aa4 tftnrj i' JL".!? rartr txxrttzz, S. T trttTZSM nf MttnTtntialmaA Ttcataei 7Sar5ir aad nfidij lacrtMltf tasiarf tr IA Averili Mixed Paint Stmttxu bmtv m t&I ttenwl aaoa tr tsutlwttfr. tatfaAASa r a Mesntla MT trr Inlta. tat, vwn ta Utrmt mmA mtmt Uajro4 Btcatarrr. trt ta a aw V w as arojr arjw tw W wSS 3m. tmrrr a fill 9Ux U IXAft OILr. VAEXlsK. htil HI. GUM. ru . S1 e ta r!l u Him to rTr etnijr-iaM. tali af gta mmtiMMuraui CALIFORNIA PAINT COMPANY, S7 lrretaz 5t oa Traicisco. Says Your Money ! WHY DO YOU PAY $3.00 A YEAR Tm aa Swears Iitanrr Paste wtxs m caa mt-ua sa ta mj ptrscalu tar 10 1 11. TEX CHICAGO LZ9GE2. abzt SVctein wmtlt it mam Nit rj aaiA Sir SUA a rc aaA IS aassa Imr iri r. tttmwiliMtliiai'T'1l.tl W lKrr Uaa EmCti ?2mr td ta turn limm. tea 13 vast tad r tan aniia Ta 1& en-Ui-T atoiin. tmr c arur m aaan ml C AAina THE. LKXXiUK. CAA, OaAca, 111. A. D. REMINGTON, rroczttoate utrsc CO. Paper Warehouse. crm PACIPIC CO.U5T. TWtarznCtaa KoC Aaveard Stock 9tr Trtttr-t aad raSCavmcamnt Taaj SKKtatrf CkLact- rilcf 3S4rwt. Trnmm STt. Atttttllt P t T rr.i i.mr T V C.kntnt t jafirt. r. Aamm.1 rJTSm WATEKMIVSE J LESTEI, otrosTzssor fain aii Carriap Material, r.mwv. EiSBf iSEni T2DDGXSS, Aad aa cvr rtrVeaef Bo&t, aad atrrra ralS a4 WmS Hwa WVvli. tou aszm rax CLABSS' AIJVSTAILE CAKRIAIE BMIIELU HATtXU E1TUOVXD TO HCE 3fIW S5TOCY BelSilac SwSB Str tar 7-cUI w ar -trr ytinuK thta etrr ra niy ta ri-At aad Jf cttr t wna aa coadt ta var Kar. W tin tar rj-arted wtta r smaac aat a Wartl tarf aei rtcaarrtxd StwaAa ArraraarMt. i iwtc tt as BBt to aa ttal araecv a tlwct anncn. AU CokU rarsAtArd at ta w rwwsalNe prleet. Not. a aad at rraeac Sirrrt. -a TrtitiK. Sea. 19 tai 7CA J Kirru Sammaaa. SIXliUJ 1833. Gartiing Oil! man and S&tst Ci on will V ff-- i.nh.M. r ii ! lie Had. We kaow of oa tewc.-VAr umJq ai mut uc emu win 01 u- neorus ia a -f - Eoomtz-too, lad-Seat !Ti.lsa It bl D.mis'i , XTAae 9th. tsn. tael rnd'ekaT. Ctob, foocoreU. Kas JalT2Sia.iS3-fVa seJI H c .(Tk Oil as a Family liniit rwftWit iv. nrt -a- v a . weaAA)k t4" aaT-er iiWB KUB. IU 4 LPfU U Uoct.j Insredleat whleli aaa bema&re rra ' :c oecicuui peopenieaerttkal win fc .'V". . II . WlJUm 142 I fm. .r Ik w i ji" rl . t its v.. nm. ji . ' ? W Uaa 1 m, v i .i it wtWMI AVtw. AVj aa an Internal JUtmix, .... eaa K iih. 1st, killer, eordlAlt aad taoifa! t. .v . lawat of the Called luteal ror saauir b.s IEALF3I r. x. nrxx ill, HX I5 Sazj rpTr "rr;