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ORE SENTINEL. 1 PER ANNUM, IN ADVANCE. JACKSONVILLE, SATURDAY, MAHCH 2-J, 1S00. VOL. XI. NO. 10 V XJ 1 1 UNION LIVERY, SALE & EXCHANGE Stable- AB'riiy,or .I'rop'r. The proprietor bni recently ptirchnrd ihc nbovo well-known statu!, situated on (he corner of C'nllloriiln .VI III Hlrrrts, Where the very lct of horses nml buggies' em lie linil nt nil times, at rcaounhlu rntes. Jlls flock of roadsters cannot lie equaled lu Ibi State. inii(si:siioAut)i:i On rca'oitahlc li-rms, and tlio best enre and ,,.'iion bestowed jiion tlii'in while under Lis charge, Alio 'i.,i it., "Kin nil" mini. Heine wllfld that the )o can ft' "f faction? the proprietor rolleUi tucjiutroii otro of ttitf public. JacksonvllK Pec fi. HUM. dectttf "mbw stand; IUSMO"VA.r. ! Tlitfllalnvs Flri1 Proof llrlck Corner of California nud Oregon Sis, Ihiiiiw oeictijilfil liy tfSr .V. KOW.S r Variety Store Everything Xcw and Prelly IS TIIK WAV 01 JEWELRY, PANCY GOODS AND TOYS, Can bo round nt the nbovo place. Jacksonville, Foln IS, 'CO. fobI7tr 0SB0RN& SESSIONS," lThTll.iSIMi AMI l'l)MUIS.SI(l. .tliQTS, CIO Jlcrcliiuit fit., Mill I'nuiritto, ('ill. Having Imd cxtciislvo riperlenco In Imth Wholesale mul rulnll tniilv, wu fw.'l win IMont that to COF.NTHY .MllUOHANTS dulling u resident agent, or to uu ocvdou al purchaser, wu can offer Mipetlur induce-m-nt: Particular attention given to cplleclloni, tic purc'uue it ml wlu of Ltttml Tender notes, Dull" Ktmiipn, Bowing .Machines, otc, or ntli'T tiuiiMClloii requiring tin) wvlcetof iM" nuiced mid rullulilo ugeuU. i'lircliUH'n will bo iiMdu lor cash only, ox c pt In case of rclal ngreeiuvut lu the contrary. . (5co 111. (Osbovn, Formerly with Cvvkikmi, 1'ikkson.V Co., Wholctalo dealers In lino clothing, Sun Fruit cltco. (0. m. Sessions, Formerly with C. U. Gimnwix. .1 Co., Vholvialo Grocers, Sun FrunolHjo; iilu, lliuuiiiuv A Wade, Jacksonville, Oregon. RCFER QY PERMISSION TO . A VV (HID, t.uit ar.t l il-lr, 8411 1 rmtctaw L. II IIIACIIt.V A. CO, II .rlJro lli, &h IrttntiM. VV ltl.1.1, AiM-iirr iiu Krtnrl.ro. (.1. MIKA l-l.l.M.v UwlUviko, &tn Kraif-l . MuTiiti ii. , uuiiir JLTTETXI'IOJSI ! RELIABLE SEEDS. 33DWABi3E7MOOKE, 425, Washington St. 'PHU L'NDI'.RSlGNF.Di A IT.ACTICAi. .JL AKrlcullurlst, is now propnud to nip ply tho wants of merchants, ranchmen and all others, by wholesale or retail, of ttich seeds as will not disappoint thoto who uto tliuu, as our Kds ntir mini; the utmost care lu their selection In gottini? them true to their Kind. Wo lmo suitable ground preparul to text the illllerent varieties, so as to Insure their eiitlro luliabillty. The Asiuitiueitt Couxliitsuf All kinds tifvcifetablo tctds; all Kinds of Jlowcr sudjj nil kinds of grass and red and white closer tiads; alto, allulln imd I.u crne. i:vi:uiuu:i:x m:ijus, Natives of California nud adjacent States. Ml kinds of tio-js and shrubs; All kinds of flowiirs lu their wason; All Muds or llulbs In their season; strawberry ami raspberry-plants. Tho mb-crlber deems It superfluous to flame c try article lor sale, but merely re natks, that no one has a superior otsort jnent, and no one will deal more honorably by Ills customers, to whom ho leferswlth contldcucv, as uuhertal approval has beeu waracaiiim. Small papora nt wholesale or retail. All communications, or orders, by mall, or Kxpruts Cos., attended to promptly. Catalogues lurnlsued on application by litter or othcrwUe. KDWAUD K. MOORB, 4 .'3 Washington St., Nearly opposite tho Post Olllcc, jan27 San Francleco. notice to faiuviehs. T "r rTTT is NOW FKEl'Ar.F.D ' . KJ VV to receive U kinds of 1'roduco on Commission and Storagc.ou tho most reasonable terms. For particulars, call at his Firo Proof store, comer of Cali fornia nnd Oregon streets. March tltli, 1BCC. marlOtf G 0 TO TUB CITY DUUG STOUU. Tim OltUGOX SKNTIXKL. Mici:n Kvnir mitirpay vnnsixo. JI. F. DOWIJLJJ Propi-lcinr. SunjcntiTinv For One year, In advance, I our Dollar ; If pild within the llrst six months or the year, live dollars ; ir not paid until the expiration or the year, six dollars. Ativi.r.nsiMi One square (10 line or Ion), llrst Insertion, Threo Dollar : each sub'emicill Insertion. One Dollar. A .11.. count or llfty percent will be ttiado to those who ndvertlsuby the j car. 3- l.rpil Tcmlrrn rtN-cltut nt tnrrmt rstM. Shcrmnii's iMarcli to thu Sen. Our enmp'firen thone bright on the moun tains That frowned on the river bcloW, While we stood by our guns In the morning And cngcily watched for the foe When a rider oamc out Irom the darkness That hung over mountain and tree, And shouted "Hoys, up and I rtaly, For Sherman will march for the sea." Then clicor iip.'! cl'Wr for bold Shtrman Went up from rscL valley n2'i Re, And the bugle re-echoed the musk Tim', came from the lips of the men, For wc knew that the stars lu our tanner More bright In their splendor would lie, And that Meetings from Northland would greet us When Sherman nmrehed dor.-n to tho oh. Then forward, lK)ys, forvmnl to lwttle, Wc nmrelufd on our wearisome wy, And we stormed the wild hills of Itesaca God blessi those who fell on that dey Then Keucsiwv frowned lu Its glory, Frnwued down mi the lUg of the free, Hut the eMt and the vreet boro our ttand nrds, And Slurnnn marched on to the ten. Still onward wo prowed, til our banners Swept out from Atlanta's grim walls, And tho blood of the patriot dampened The toll where the traitor Mag falls. Hut wc paused not to weep for the fallen, Who slept by eaeh river and tree; Yot we twined them n wreath of the laurel, As Sherman marched down to the sea. 0, proud was our army that morning That stood where the pine darkly towers, When Sherman mid: "Hoys you are weary. Hut to day fair Savannah Is ours." Then song wo u song for our chieftain That echoid o'er river and lea, And the stars lu our banner ehoue brighter Whou Sherman marched down to the see.. lur lb B.i.llfi.1.) Our Clillillimi'l'. 1 limit-. MA.szAittT.s, March 13th. What tlirouglug nwmorles come with the umitioti of that dear rmuie ! Scenes of clilldliood pass In k lew before the mlud, uswc ooutcmplate the rtot thatguvcui birth nml wlwre ised our youthful days Its memory briugs a hallowed Influence which time and dirtrinoe In vain strive to efface. Tho nieociatloinoi 0.1 r childhood home make the remembrance pleowut and often goothos the troubled tide of more ad vanced life. In retrospect wc fo tho genial faoe of that dear mother, who, with grove and earnest counsel, stroe to direct our mind In tho path of virtue, which is the path of peace. Tho father, toilinf from day to day with cue ' 'teJ, to provide for tho wants of those ilepWdent tipou him for support, brothers and sisteis, whose glud some voices male music ou tho morning nlr, little dreaming that, in the dim future they will be scattered to the four corners of tho earth. And, although death may have claimed that father und mother, uud their frcid spirits havo gone to their re ward, nnd brothers nml sisters have scat tered as chaff before the wind, nud the old home has fallen luto other bands, who shall say wo ore not better men and women for those pleasing remembrances t Then It should be our highest aim to moke home attractive to our children, that, in tue com ing years, their minds can levert to these pleasing remiukences. A Sad Tale or Swivctiox and Rou bkbv. A few days sinco a man named Joseph Uosch, who keeps a boarding houio in I'ctaluma, came down to this city to hunt for a runawoy daughter. Somatlire ago n groy-haired man stopped at lioscb's in Fetaluina, protending to havo business there. JIo wa3 plausible in his manners nml rrmiornl himself ery agreeable to everybody, iucluding Bosch's young daugl. ter. a handsome maiden with 0 form like 0 Hebo and o face i03y and radiant with mo blushes of youthful innocence. Tho old man made love to the girl and succeeded in winning her heart. They planed au elopement to San Francisco, and on the Mth of FebruarySt. Valentine's day executed it, arriving here in due tlmo and tonnlnL' at a publlo house. Tho girl's father says that she took with her 8100 of hi3 monoy. He applied to District Attor uev Louderback for a warrant to arrest the old roan for stealing the 8400, but the ovidenco wa3 not sufficient to Induco lou derback to grant it, He has not been able to find his daughter as yet, but ho has seen her paramour several times. 5. F. Exam I'liicotn's lMnccIit Hlstorv. The London Tm concludes lucent review of a blPgrapliy of our late President n,Mlm.. o. uTV1? ,M 1'r1MtJc"t ofll'c X Lu f ,f ,'M ".I1'0 , lMl . r JC1 e ec ted under the Constitution wh ctbrew that "league with the devil nnd covenant with hell" which was so many years the iuoi 01 -mcricans, rsortlt nnd South. It was his fate to ho engaged in a far gjealcr contest than Washington himself; Tut he was uot a soldier, nnd In one sonsoBof the word he was not n statesman. Xevtrfiic les, Abraham Lincoln, who was Inaagurh. ted when the richest nnd most cjiSrslve States had gone out from the Union, lived to sec them forced back to the door nt the point of the sword, ami could scarcely have doubted that he would have lived to see litem under his Presidency in tie Union Tl figure of the Miselssippl boatman will stand out sharp nnd distinct on Ihegigant ic canvass of the battle piece, nnd will ev er hold n large place In the history of tbc American .Study, and in Hie records of one of the most tremendous contests lite world has ever btheld; and It Is to his honor that no stain of cruelty, no charge of per fidy, 110 act of revenge rests upon the tmir.c ol one oxjwsed to singular temptations, nnd often uyjed to abuse his power. No mat ter who was in his place, the war must have gone on, ns lu the temper of the Northern nml Western States no Presi dent could have abandoned the Federal forts In the South, and allowed thin) to go out of the Union. Great carnage and dreadful devastation took place under his rule, but he neither began nor encouraged them. Kvtry one must believe in the Di vine, and not in the human government of the world, who sees how the Northern eopIe were carriod through that period of tribulation, for the highest estimate of LInoolu's iowcre would not justify the opinion that lie was oitlter a cloud by day or a pillar of fire by night to the nation over whose struggles and sorrows be pre sided with sueh sorrowful sympathy and houest cure." licittililitl Toi-ever. 'lie beauty of youth nnd oomplexlou l one of the thloge ou whleh may be written "eminently perishable." J.Ike nil scarce ami attractive things, it has a wonderful value; and like oil precious things, It has it Imitations, more or lest skllllul. I Scan ty of feature remains long elegant oarrl age can be found in women whose youth is uvowedly long left behind; und beauty of oxpretalwi, that highest lovcliuewof all, lovely because loveuble, is culiar to do uge, though it is most often developed lu In life. The first mentioned beauty, liow ever, appears to he that most coveted and to be so just became It Is most fleeting. 1 1 wrick euyst "Gather je rosebuds while ye rosy, Old time is qulekly Hying." A good many women of our own day kccm determined to make time fiy more slowly, and so to prolong tb period of ro,c gathering. To this end they adopt all manner ol inventions as to wahe uud dye, puiuts and cosmetics, and "Arablun llaths" having for their object and end the attaining or retaining the bright bloom ol youth. no longer youug-if the first youth Is left UU lUUfaei ; . . ... 'I'lita Ij 0 verv rooiuu. 11 a woman w behlud-the advances of time viff w, ... I anu nuiu.ug ...v . --- - - 1 ...It-- at.. n La slnnst trill rfsatnrf I the nccompanJmeuU of jouth, beautiful in themselves, but very transient. Some women, we acknowledge, retain their freshtitos nnd brightness of tint much longer than others; and whi they find It hard wheu these begin to fade. There Is no coemotic which can supply the place of youth; and nothing ILat con p.o.ong . um ... u - - . " and good temper, lo tho.-e whOteyouiu is leaving tliem, wc would reoomrnend ex ercise lu the open nlr, tho cowtaot use of the bath (uot the "Arabian," but that of fresh water), and the cultivation of cheer fulness and contentment. Fretfulncs3 and Indolence, oare and dis ease, will make sad havoc of beauty, and no nostrums in the world can efface the marks they make. Until tho "mill which grinds people young again" can be brought Into profitable opcrattou, me irnimiui 0. restorers of charms win oe 01 vry ... restorers or charms w,,'w ""'" "' avail to give back beauty which Nature , haa ordained shall be impaired. A lad came In great haste Into a drug store, and, half out of breath, exclaimed: "Mother sent mo down to tho ehotlcary pop to get a thimbleful of paUogoric. Hub 3 as thick a3 dickenth-not expected to live from one ced to t'other." A wise old gentleman, who knew all about it, on retiring irom Business, gave .i,., r.,t!nwini sago auvice to bis son anu Common sense, my sou, is vab successor: unbtota all kinds ol buslness-exccpt love- "ll '.. J3InvlmiliattV Utile in .Mexico. AiIiIicm by Went. (Jov. ltni. A correspondent VTlhc New Orleans' I..ul ""v. lire, of llllnotj.l.y Inxlta. r. i.t f.... .1 .. -r t..i. itlonnf ll. Clmmlier of LVimnienv. dellv- -.., ...m..g ..U.u n. v..j U. ....va-. 'Maximilian never shows Umir. I " w ll,e ol,,f '"DlnS m 1 was riding ,D the Jrhc of r W,J mh from guarded every avenue, nnd secret police watched Jealously nny one npprcachlng. He looked stolid, bnt the cares of his situ ation begin to tell on him. How can It he otherwise, when lie feels lliot In this land of earthquakes n pnlltlc.il eruption may at any time destroy him, nnd leave nothing but the memory of the evils heap ed upon the mllliow lie Ih oppressed. Any one who looks at llie people cen of this Capitol cannot but notice their dis content. The most stringent misery Is visible jvcrywlicrc the grenlest economy Is prac tlcod by hoe deemed wealthy; four prr cent n month Is asked nml obtained ; there Is no trade, no improvement, rxcept in tl Imperial residences of Chaimltcpt-o nnd the National I 'niece. '11m city. It Is true, has Increased, hut this is the natural re mit ol the distrust of the inhabitants of the country, who seek the protection of n large city. Maximilian, rot Mtieflol with 9 5,000 a lay, which lie had i.ppoiuted himself as salary, lias now raised the sum to 97,000 twr day, n lie declares he cannot live for k-M. The balls nt the Palace are Magnifi cent affaire ; the luxury of the lollts arc beyond tlic limits of desetiptlon of o reptib. lioan tn. IVople may groan, but the Court dances und amuse itself. Great indignation Is now openly mani fested by nil classes nt Maximilian's ex travagance. Tlx salaries of all officers have lieen reduced to a most iouowilcul basis to Increase his own. Tkt catisrd great comphilnt amonir the ImiwrialleU, which Is not ameliorated by 1 1 Irregular! ty of their pay menu. 'Ilwre is, there can be, no reunite, the French treasury, month after month, twre tU deficit of Maxim Ulan. How lotig France will keep It up, only Napoleon knows, if even ho knows. The) roads between this city and Vein Cmk ootitlwse to I iofrttal by bandit. No one dares go into the coon try, for they arc threatened by both parties. If au ha cienda lias the iery great mlafuttnnc of liug ilelted by a party of Uberala, who generally help tbcmwlves to what Ibry want, It Is immediately punished for to be ing treated by the Imperialist carrying off the balance of what is left, and twoably having all lb men Impretwl Into the ser vice of hi. Majesty. Ma, has Ism .ndunt at .be mm. rtlon C bl native toopt, a be says, that hi ofneer no ktoger report any one missing j they simply lake the lint nan llw-y meet to re place the one wbo baa gone. A ItKcm'ir most ti (Jsuvn. 'llie war has prodowd many ktrange storks. Ut few more singular than the following oo by Cokwel Kills, late of the lt Mlstoari Cavalry, lu a St. Louis juvner: "A few days utter a ikferly coo letted battle, a party of soldier belonging to tbe ltl Mis souri took n joaut over the battle field, and came up to n spot where tbe rebel dead were burled. In one (dace lb hair of a man's liead was seen slicking out of the ground like a tuft ol grate, and near by a ' ll - l'"," "P"". I,...l.l..,i I.. I..l..,v,..l In It norma llial Own- - - --- " ,,;-"-. . .1 t,f. I. ml t.t tints One of the cavalry VU lis- mW wi iiuni . ..,,, ,n ,,,. ,n,nnnnBn. In n snldt of thoughtless levity, 'Sec, there's n dead rcb. reaching out for something; let's tee what he wants.' In the same wunton spir it of inWcliUf, almost reekletsneet, the oav airy roan took hold of the man's howl, and hauled the body out of tbe grare, tbe loose dirt falling back Into tb shallow hole Soou after, the man began to stir und toon ,tot t, or ,ifci to U MM-r Mu,His..nnt .ii... .1 und horror of tho resurrectionist. I he man was taken by hi rescuers tu their lent, and was rubbed down, watUd oil, and In a few davi bcsw us 'good ci new.' He said that in the battle be woe stunned by tho passage of u tliell, which knocked hlmwoseliM. He was picked up uinoog the dead und burled like lite rest. Not a scratch was found on his body. He said that he had joined the rebel army, and fought the Federals long uud well, but that 03 this was his scoond appeurunce on earth, ,. would now join the Federals and fight aw tnUuJ , lc lit Missouri, did a good deal of tough marching and hard fighting, aud last Sop tember was mustered out of thewrvioc and paid off at Hcntou Barracks." Character. Tbe most trifling actions tkatiikct a man's credit aro to be regard ed. 'I he sound of your hammer at five iu tho morning or nine at night, heard by u creditor, makes him easy six months loo ker ; but if he 6ccs you at a billiard table, or htars your voice nt a tavcru, when you should bo at work, ho sends for his money the nest day - Frrnkhn. ercd nn nuMrrai yesterday nftenioon upon tlie resources of the West and tho advan tages to bo derived from building tho Pa cific llallroad, nt the rooms of the Cham ber, corner of William and Ccdarsts. I.Ieut.-llov. llro, upon being Intro duced to his audience by Mr. A. A. Iaiw, stld he was one of the icrsons Invited by the lion. Schuyler Colfax to accompany him In his trip across tlic mountains In Cnlllornin. Tliey had taken substantially the route determined upon for n Pacific Itailroad. The road started front Onwlin. Nebraska, and rail westward through tlie valley of tho I'kttte 100 mile. Thence lor n distance of J 00 miles, there was cum- pnrativcly nogradlnc to Ixdone. A rood might I mad down the Hweetwuler nml .... ' Stuke Uivrm to the Columbia Uhtr, uud thence to the Pacific Ooran, without be ing compelled to t a single mtmnlnln hairier. Indeed, by thk ronte there was no barrier of ImiKirtitnee between New Yotk and the Paf'tic It was trite nn elevation of 7,001) feet would hou to bo patted, Imt tlsrre were 700 mile to nmke it in, so tlmt il dlOkultlft tn lie overcome were not so grwl os those surmounted by the Penntylvanlti Central and Krie Hall road Companies. The road, however, which it being bulll, ! down the South I'oik uf the I'lutle, through the Illuek Hills nnd IlrtdgerVt Pust, whleh was 200 miles south or the South Past, to Salt Uk City, flndimf tw considerable diffienlly In thewuy until rmeh lag tbe Sietrn Nevada Mountains, which could he peted by n grade of KlIS I eel to the mile. Throughout tho entire route there was plenty of timber, wntor nnd fuel not only to Imlkl, but ulo to orut tlie Hood. The desert ho had been taught to believe exbteil tlierc, could not be found, There was n krge uxtent of country wlwrc little vofftnttoH rxlsleil, save the IhiuvIi grant and sage brush, but I hew were very nutritious, and Imd fed herds of bulTdo over tine that rmlinnl win rrcnteil. Where it wImIsU the ox iHttnlnly can, and that country is yet destined tu be the great iMal-prodMing teetlon of. the United S Intra. 'IT agricultural rttourre nrt great, as the Mormons had amply rored, nnd Itrigham ooug sakl be hwl produced OH bushel of wheat l tbc oere. Of the Htluer.d reaonree of ('alifurnlit he nel twit Wk they are well known. Gold nnd silver were foeud la enormous isanliliet In Colorado, Idaho, Montana awl Nevudu I!; "r "-r ' i "W ,ocr' 'V t-o i-m.trw,lk... "" - :. 2 !rT 000,000 per annum luto tbe coffer of the liovtrntneiil. Tbe Pacific llallroad Co. received (rotn tb (Joviriinvnt 110,000, 932,000 and 948,000 r mile lor constructing the road tbe payment being made In proportion to tbe dlflteisltiee to be orcrcosue. The sum km amply timVleut, awl it Ixhooveil ll wercbont of New York to sett that the road was belli, 'lis political at well ru tbe commercial Interest of the country d maided it. Awl wbeu It was eowpktUd tbe nation need hove no fear of the world in arm. Tb adJrees was listened to attentively throughout, awl ut lb eke u resolution uf (banks was unanimously adapts!. A'. 1' llnuld. WoMiKh or thk Ktiui.uii JMMJinnK. TU Construction of the Hog"' language mutt apjiwir most formidable to a foreign er. One of them locking at a picture ol 11 number of vessels, sakl, "Hw, what u lloek of rblp!" He was told that u Hock ol iiipt was called a nVet, ami a fleet of sheep u called u flock. Awl it was added, fur guidance In laasUinst the Intricacies of our language, that ' a llock of girl i ill ol a bevy, that a bevy of wolves I eatled u pack, and a peek of thieve) is called a gang, awl a gang of angel is wiled a bust, and a host of itoruoiM is called a boat- awl u shoal of bufftlor is fulled a Uril, awl o herd of children 1 called a troop, awl 0 troop uf patridges Is called a eovey, and u covey of beauties is called a galaxy, and a galaxy of rufJUu is called a hurde, Land u horde of rubbish Is aalied u lieap, and a heap of oxen is culled o drove, nud a drove uf black guards is culled u mob, und a mob of whale I culled u Mihool aud a school of worhiper is culled u 0011 grogallon, and a congregation of inglnoers it called n corp, aud a ooriu ol robbers u culled a baud, ami a baud of locusts is called a kwarm, and a Bvvarm of people Is called a crowd." A fellow being uwukeued by tho clerk of o steamer, was told that he must not oo oupy the berth with his boots. Ho very considerately replied: "Oh, tho bugs won't hurt 'tin, I guess; they aro an old pair." "Nobody ever lost anything by love," Bald o sairo looking person. ' That is uot true " said a ) ,ung ludy who heard tho rt I mark, fvr I cdcc k t lire m.hts' sleep - .My (iooiWor-iiothlun;. What aro you good lor, my bravo little man? Answer that question for mo If you can You, with your lingers ns white as a nun, You, wttli your ringlets as bright as the sun, All tho day long with jour buy contriving, Into all mischief ntnl fun you aro driving J Seo If your wise little noddle can tell What you aro good for; now, ponder It w ell. Otrr the carpet the dear llltle feet Comnwlthrt patter to climb on the seat Two merry ryes, full of frolic and glee, t'lhUr their Ivhes looked up unto me Two little binds, pressing soft on my face, Drew tue down clone lu n lo Ing emlirnco Two rosy lips gave the answer so true 'Good In love you, Mamun; good to lata you " WiiiMsiiw of Oit.tiou. Men gel to per- ""W0 ?U "f A dry l..kla I n snlirili1it It lull n 1 1 a ! .!. 1 hole is a miserable It, but n (ho hundred Imrrel fellow n great ohngeiious revolver Ii a she. The happy owner watches her with I've of nfffclloii ; lie tits up with her ; he would marry hrr If ho could, "till death dotli t hem rl ;" but, ol 11 1 well, liko empires, nro mortal. Tho nvcrngo life of it well is n year ; soma run n brlel nnd brill lionl career that only can bo measurCil by moons. If n will conduct lUelf dutifully it Is lovingly ohritteunl. When Nnpolcou wns in it gentle mood ilotvphliH! was I1I1 Dear Little Devil. We hivvo tho Porcu pine nml tho ltattleennko Then theru aro the Quickstep gtxt tho Humble llee-yoii can seen well In Cherry Itttn vvhoe cngino hoiiM9 ii emblasoiicd with Ii'h enough to make honey the Humble I too, Khlnorerc Wikl Cut nml Turtle l'mplre, Kejslonc, United Stutd and Mary Ann, P.vcn tho boat nnd buildings grow talkative In Veil nngo. You nre nmised nt tho Impudciico of 11 rusty barge n tort ol boarding home nllout that, with lit Miovcl now thrust up on the sl.nru of Oil Cm It, like 11 crorodile, tells you in n breuth, 1 tally Hoy, nml Cotnu Itlght Aboanl. There I n brUkness and wrtnets about everything In those regions quite nt variance with the ensy going de ooruiii of almost everywhere else. Thus it hnnty, ragged nix! saucy, orders you to Unit I u log onbln crle nt yivu, In rlieiimat lelstlersi Tube 11 drink. I Icreu building tie1.'H up : Hlap an-1 Ford ; ninl thrro u wngafn dwolllng Intlnuatos, Dew Drop In I Ownn' fault. A correspondent of tho Vlsulbt M.i mis ( Owen's lathe so strongly Impregnated with Immox, ulum, ulkull, nil, nnd other sultttattOM, U nt hut going to iidd anme thiu to the tuvt Ion's wealth. One drink of It water will poison n mun,one limner ion will clean the Ulr elf it dog, nud It ha been the grave of many Indium, that run from bulbil to try tn swim its wuttrs. A genius Itere will tuke n patent for lim ning by It water ; he Duds it will inako goad k-uther in ten days, wltliout iiramul labor. He will stmt tiiwrt trade from here, tattling its wuters fur barber log pur poses and ilimrlng shtep, cleaning hogs, awl rnaking high foreheads, A Hsi'liriAii nml n jouug lady bought tome ticket lu partnership In u lottery at tb recent HunlUry Pair nt Milwaukee, agreeing to divide prootcdj npiitubly. Tlwy drew u doublo Uiliteail, u baby crib, uwl a lunch batkit, ami the question U how to divide them, or whether they shall not us them "ji.Uly." Which WmrKsldmir. -H- Which of the three great novelists of tho prtsent day write most Lyttou, Wurren, Dick ens T A. Dickens. Q. Whyf A. Warren wrltw "Now und Then," Lyttou "Night uwl Morning," Dlikcnt "All tho Ytar llourxl." Goon Thu following, width wo clip from un excliuugei When lovely woman veils Iter bcnioiii With muslin fanhlouubly thlu, What u'ati, with nyt-s, could e'er refusu 'ei,l (,'auliouil Irom x.eriag In T Awl wheu bit .unions gb rutumhig, The unullu heaves todtpi!ruwn sfghs. Would not his HugDr' emit l burnlug 'lo r Aii hut iUten o'tr Au s A clergyman laving ulled up a clasj of buys and girl, began with the luttcr In these words; "My child, toll me whomado your body J" Hho had no Idea of thu ques tion applying to anything beyond her per sonal appearance, ami dropping u quick oourteey, replied; "Please, sir, mother mado the body but I made the skirt." What is I'amk T 'I ho youngest son of tho great Patrick Henry died iu Floyd county, Virginia, in lb5,lucircuuutanccj of cxtrcmo destitution. Tho Uglsluturo of that .State yum appropriating thousands of dollars on a marble elatuu of tho father at tho very tiinu his son was begging liU bread. The uttermost narts of tho earth aro sup- 1 poecd to bo tho parts where thcro aro tho most women. A sensible man bu; forgctfulnei3 seeks not cousolatiou, w fj 4