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&liç ¿Democratic ¡Times. SATURDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 11. 1871. MORE COPY. A Little Parody. [From the Kansas City Times.] On Saturday in October, wet and dreary, sat this writer weak and weary, [londering o’er a memorandum book of items, but which had been used before ; He stood on his head on the wild sea shore. And danced on his bands a jig ; book of scrawling head-notes rather— Iu all his emotions, as never before, items, taking days to gather, in hot and A madly hilarious grig. sultry weather, (using up much time and leather) ¡»ondering o’er. While he And why ? In that vessel that left the bay conn’d them, slowly rocking (through His mother-in-law had sailed our queer ideas flocking,) came a quick To a tropical country some distance away, and nervous knocking—knocking ’at the Where tigers and ser]>ents prevailed. sanctum door. “Sure that must be He knew she had gone to recruit her health, •Jinks,’” we muttered—“‘Jinks’ that’s And docter her rasping cough, knocking at the door, ‘Jinks,’ the ever But wagered himself in a profusion of wealth lasting bore.” That something would carry her oil. Ah, well do we remind us, in the walls that were confined us, the exchanges luy Oh, now he might look for a quiet life, And even be happy yet, behind us, and around us on the floor. Though owning no end of ncuralgical wife, Thinks we, “‘Jinks’ wants to borrow .ind up to his collar in debt; some palters for the morrow, and it will be relief from sorrow, toget rid of‘Jinks,’ For she of the specs and curled false front, the bore, by opening wide the door.” And the black alpaca robe. Still the visitor kept knocking—knock Must pick out a sailor to suffer the brunt Of her next daily trial of Job. ing louder than before. And the scat tered piles of (tapers cut some rather cu He watched while the vessel cut the sea, rious cajters, being lifted by the breezes And humpishly upped and downed, coming through another door; and we And thought if already she ¿qualmish could be wished (the w ish was evil for one deemed He’d consider the edifice crowned I always civil) that “Jinks” was at the He’d berae the eld lady through thick and thin, d—1, to stay there forevermore; there to Till she’d lectured him out of breath ; find his level—“Jinks,” that everlasting And now, as he gazed at the ship she was in, bore. He bowled ler her violent death— Bracing up our patience firmer, then, without another murmur : “Mr. ‘Jinks,’ Till over the asure horizon’s edge your pardon we implore ; but the fact is, The bark had retired from view, When be leaped to the crest of a chalky ledge, ■ we were reading of some curious proceed And pranced like a kangaroo« ing, and that we were unheeding your loud knocking at the door.” Here we And many a jubilant peal he sent opened wide the door. But “pliancy our O’er the waves which had made him free, pheelinks,” for it wasn’t “Jinks,” the Then cut a last caper ecstatic, anti went, bore—“Jinks” nameless evermore. Turning somersaults, homeward to tea. But the form that stood before uscaused a trembling to come o’er us, and memory A rtemus W ard in U tah .—I regret called us back again to days of yore— to say that efforts were matte to make a days when items were in plenty, and Mormon of me while 1 was in Utah. It I when Ye Local picked up items by the was leap-year when I was there; and j score. ’ Twas the form of our “devil,” in seventeen young widows, the wives of a an attitude uncivil, and he thrust his deceased Mormon, offered me their hearts head within the door, with “The fore and hands. I called on them one day,j man ’ s out of copy, and he says he wants and taking their white, soft hands in some more. ” Yes, just like Alexander, mine—which made eighteen hands alto gether—I found them in tears. And I wanted “more.” Now, this “local” had already walked Maid, “Why is thus ? What is the rea in mud and rain till weary, he had saun son of this thusness ?” They hove a tered through the city—as of yore, until sigh—seventeen sighs of different size, i his very feet were sore—walked the street They said, “Doth not like us ?” I said, i Walnut and the Levee, and by-way “I doth, I doth.” I also said, “I hope' of off into portions of the city both your intentions are honorable ; as I am . running public and obscure—not forgetting the a lone child, my parents being far, far muddy square. Had examined every away.” They then said, “Wilt not mar-' store and cellar; had questioned every ry us?” — “Oh, no! it cannot was.” “feller" whom he met, from door to door, Again they asked me to marry them, and if anything was stirring any accidents again I declined. Then they cried, “O, occurring—not published — heretofore, and cruel man ! this is too much—oh ! too ! met with no success; and he would rath much !” I told them that it was on ac- I er kinder guess that he felt a little wick count of the muchness that I declined. at the ugly bore, with his message Mr. Heber C. Kimball is the first Vice- ed from the foreman “that he wanted some President of the Mormon Church ; and thing more.” would, consequently, succeed to the full “ Now, it’s time you were departing, presidency on Brigham Young’s death. you scamp, ” cried we, up starting ; “get Brother Kimball is a gay and festive fel you back into the office—office where low of some seventy summers or 8ome —era there about. He has one thousand I you were before—or the words which you head of cattle, and a hundred head of, have sjjoken will get your bones broken,” (and we seized a cudgel, oaken, that was wives. He says they are awful eaters. lying on the floor.) “Take your hands Brigham Young’s family is very large. ! out of your pocket, and leave the sanc He is more a father than any man I ' tum door ; tell the foreman there is no know. When at home he ought to be copy, you ugly little bore.” Quoth the very happy, with sixty wives to minister devil, “ send him more.” to his comforts, and thrice sixty children And our devil, neversitting. still is flit to soothe his distracted mind. Ah ! my ting, flitting through the hall just outside friends, what is home without a family ? the door—tears down his cheeks are P rice of P oetry .—Colonel Knox, in streaming—and his eyes are flashing, a letter to a Boston paper, says: “You beaming, and his voice is heard still remember ‘The Diamond Wedding,’ by screaming, “Sir, the foreman wants some Edmund C. Btedman, a poem which more.” made its author famous from one end of And our soul pierced with that scream the country to the other. It was written ing, is awakened from its dreaming, and for the Tribune when Mr. Dana was has lost its peaceful feeling it had before ; managing editor, and when Mr. Sted for the fancy which comes o’er us, that man called for his pay he was offered col our reader’s face Itefore us bears the hor word, “We want a little more.” umn rates. He declined to accept the rid Words upon their foreheads gleaming, figure, and so ‘The Diamond Wedding’ “ your local columns need a little more.” never brought a cent to its author. When anything is paid for poetry, the price dvantages of B eing a W oman .— varies from $5 for a short poem, up to a A A woman says what she chooses without hundred times that amount, though the being abused it. She can take a nap latter figure Is exceedingly rare, as might after dinner for while her husband goes to be expected. Alice Cary used to receive work. She can go out on the street with from $20 upward for her short ¡»oems, and out being asked to stand a treat at every her sister Phcebe was paid at about the saloon. She can stay at home time of same rate. Sheppard, and writers of his war, and get married again if in her hus class, for the weekly papers, were gener band gets killed. She can wear corsets ally satisfied with $10 or $15 per poem, if too thick, an<l other fixings if too thin. though they sometimes received more. can get a divorce from her husband, John Hay has been paid various figures, She if she sees one she likes better. She can ranging from $20 to $100 each, for his fa get her in debt, all over, until mous poems, and I am told that Breti he-warns husband the public to trust her on Harte has been paid at about the same ) his account. But all not the these advanta scale.” ges are ballanced by the fact that she T hat H eavy C ontribution . — We can’t sing bass, wear a beard, go sparking, received the following yesterday, through or cjimb a tree with propriety. the postotfice, says a Sacramento ¡>aper, A U seful E ar T rumpet .—One of the which we are liappy to publish, and humorous papers has a very funny cut. which does not need explanation : It illustrates this scene : An old gent is I ndianapolis , October 16, 1871. walking in his garden. Presently the To the Press : A statement, purport milkman comes along outside the high ing to be a telegram from this city, pub garden wall, and gives his customary yell. lished in some newspapers west of Saint Old gent hears something, but being very Louis, and perhaps elsewhere, to the ef deaf, is unable to make out just what is fect that W. G. English, the wealthiest man in Indianapolis, contributed but $1 wanted ; so he puts his ear trumpet in to the Chicago relief fund, is not correct. place, and elevating the bell-end over the There is no wealthy man by that name edge of the wall, exclaims, “Here!” in Indianapolis. W. H. English contrib Milkman takes it for a dish and empties uted $100, which is the amount generally a quart of milk into the old gentleman’s contributed by our more w’ealthy citi ear, and goes on about his business! It zen. The individual contributions here is about as ludicrous a situation as can be agjjegate nearly $20,000, besides $5,000 imagined. in »pplies and $20,000 by the City Coun S trangely do some people talk of cil. E. B. MARTINDALE, “getting over” a great sorrow ; overleap Chm’n Chicago Relief Committee. ing it, passing it by, thrusting it into ob livion. Not so. No one ever does that T he P rinter ’ s M alediction .—An — at least no nature which can lie touched editor thus addresses his delinqents who by the feeling of grief at all. The only are able to, but will not pay up: 1. May way is to pass through the ocean of afllic- he never be permitted to kiss a pretty tion solemnly, slowly, with humility and girl. 2. May he have sore eyes and chest faith, as the Israelites passod through the nut bur for an eye-stone. 3. May his sea. Then its very waves of misery will boots leak, his gun hang fire, and his divide and become to us a wall on the fish-line break. 4. May one thousand right side and on the left, until the gulf nightmares trot quarter races over his stomach every night. 5. May he be narrows and narrows before our eyes, and shod with lightning, and compelled to we land safe on the opposite shore. wander over gunpowder. 6. May the T iie average age of women, when they famine-stricken ghost of an editor’s baby marry, fe 26.46 years ; and, of 100 who haunt his slumbers. 7. May a troop of reach this age, 21 will never marry. With printers’ devils, lean, lank and hungry, dog his heels every day, and a regiment men it fares far differently ; for, strange of cats caterwaul under his window every as it may seem, more women than men get married, and, of 100 of the latter who night._______ reach the marriage age of 29.5, 22 will die AN Illinois lover closed a letter to his bachelors. Thus one-fifth of our people lady sentimentally as follows: “My are doomed to did unwedded, whether best loved one, I chawed the postage they prefer it or not. stamp on your last letter all to thunder, because I knew you licked it on.” H arry : “Your dwag is worry thin, William.” William : “He is werry bad A maw at Mount Vernon, Illinois, who —but when he dies I am going to stuff recently got married, was so overcome him.” Harry : (insinuatingly) “Hadn’t by the change in his condition that he you better stuff him before he dies ?” HIS WIFE’S MOTHER. spent the first night in the woods and ran away the next day. A hand-to-hand affair—Marriage. UNK WKDilEMEDV, HENRY T. HELMBOLD'S COMPOUND FLUID —OR— OREGON RHEUMATIC CURE. History. This remedy is composed of the aefive principle of the Unk Weed, Eng.—Thuspiuuu Cordatum Originis, Lat.—Indigenous to Oregon. Grows tnogt abundantly and perfectly in Washington Ce. Properties, Etc. PRIVATE MEDICAL AID. tlon*. Quick Cures and Mortcz-at® C'liai'lge Delivered to any address.ISPecure from observa tion. Established upward of twenty years. Sold DR. W. K. DOHERTY’S by Druggist.« everywhere. Address letters for in formation, in confidence, to Henry T. Ilelmbold, Private Medical and Surgical Institute/ Druggist nnd Chemist. Only Depots : H. T. IIELMBOLD’S Drug and No. 519 Sacramento street, comer ef Chemical Warehouse, No. 594 Broadway, New Leidesdorff street (a few doors below What Cheer York, or to H. T. HELMBOD’S Medical Depot, House.) Private entrance on Leides Component Parts—Fluid Extract Rhubarb 104 South Tenth Street, Philadelphia, Fa.^ dorff street, San Francisco. Beware of Counterfeits. Ask fur llENIli T. and Fluid Extract Catawba Grape HELMBOLD’S I Take no other. Juice. Established expressly to afford the afflicted sound March 4th, 1871. jan7-ly. and scientific Mcdieal Aid in the treat FOR LIVER COMPLAINTS, JAUNDICE, BIL ment and cure of all Private and IOUS AFFECTIONS, SICK OR NERVOUS Chronic Diseases, cases HEADACHE. COS1TIVENESS. E tc . PURE of Secrecy and all LY VEGETABLE, CONTAINING NO MER Dr. WALKER’S CALIFORNIA Sexual Disorders. CURY, MINERALS, OR DELETERIOUS I DRUGS. To the Afflicted. Extract Catawba GRAPE PILLS. Ttcontain« an ACTIVE VOLATILE principle, extracted by Ether, and a bitter TONIC principle, soluble in Alcohol. Medical Properties and Uses. It is the most speedy cure for Rheumatism, Rheu matic Gout and Rheumatic Rain* of all kinds that was ever introduced in Materia Mediea.l The Unk Weed Remedy, as prepared by us, in consequence These Pills are the most delightfully pleasant of its existing bitter principle, possesses the neces sary virtue of being a POWERFUL TONIC, /*/•/>- purgative, superseding castor oil, salts, magnesia, moting the Appetite and Invigorating the whole Di etc. There is nothing more acceptable to the gretire Apparatus, thus building up and strength stomach. They give tone, and cause neither nau ening the system, while at the same time the vola sea or griping pains- They are composed of the tile principle, being absorbed in the blood, acts finest ingredients. After a few day’s use of them, specifically on the Rheumatic Poison, removing such an invigoration of the entire system takes place as to appear miraculous to the weak and en it from the circulation and system. There are a few remedies known to the Medical ervated, whether arising from imprudence or dis Profession which will remeve the RHEUMATIC ease. H. T. Helinbold’s Compound Fluj,d Extract POISON from the blood, but whose action is io Catawba Grape Pills aro not sugar-coated, from powerful in depressing the system of the already en the fact that sugar coated Pills do not dissolvo, feebled Rheumatic patient, that their use has te be but pass through tho stomach without dissolving, abandoned before specific effects are obtained, hence consequently do not produce the desired effect. the want of success in treating this prevalent, and THE CATAWBA GRAPE PILLS, being pleas in consequence heretofore incurable disease. Un ant in taste and odor, do not necessitate their be like these medicines, already known, the UNK ing sugar-coated. PRICE FIFTY CENTS PER WEED REMEDY, though producing as powerful BOX. and as affective effects on the blood and system in removing the Rheumatic Poison, also possesses a strong TONIC and recuperating element which ad mits of its continued use even by the most deli HENRY T. HEEMEOLD’S cate and debilitated. Thus we have the combina HIGHLY CONCENTRATED COMPOUND tion for the first time of these TWO neeeessary ele ments in ONE remedy, which accounts for its Su perior aud Never-Failing curative effects in Rheumatism, Rheumatic Gout, and Rheu Will radically exterminate from the system Scrof ula, Syphilis, Fever Sores, Ulcers, Sore Eyes, Bore matic Paius of all Kinds. Legs, sore mouth, sore head, bronchitis, skin dis eases, salt rheum, cankers, runnings from the ear, We are aware of the fact that is generally an white swellings, tumors, cancerous affections, easy matter to procure certificates attesting the et- nodes, rickets, glandular swellings, night sweat», fieacy of patent medicines from a certain class of rash, tetter, humors of all kinds, chronic rheuma those who uso them. We have selected the fol tism, dyspepsia, and all diseases that have been lowing becauso the name* attached to them are those established in tho system for yours. of men of the most careful and »crapulous charac ter, and because the large class of their acquain tances in Oregon will not, for a moment, accuse or Being prepared expressly for the above com suspect them of any exaggeration in the state ments they may make. plaints, its blood-purifying properties are greater Remaarkable cure of Mrs. IToover, Wife of lion. than any other preparation of Sarsaparilla. It Jacob Hoover, ex-Treasurer of Washington eeun - gives the complexion a clear and healthy color and restores the patient to a state of health and ty, Oregon. a purity. For purifying tho blood, removing all Taulatin Plains, Washington county, Oregon, 1 chronic constitutional diseases arising from an im July 22, 1871. J pure state of the blood, and the only reliable and A. M. Loryea <t Co—I have been troubled with effectual known remedy for the cure of pains and Rheumatism for the past twelve year»; my joints, swelling of tbe bones, ulcerations af the throat especially those of mv feet and hands, were badly nnd legs, blotches, pimples on the face, erysipelas swollen, so that I could with difficulty go around. and all scaly eruptions of tbe skin, and beautify My shoulder pained me a great deal and a large bo ing the complexion. ny swelling grew out, so that I could not raise my hand to my head. I Since last Spring I have been taking your “Unk Weed Remedy,” and find myself much improved. HENRY T. HELMBOLD’S The swelling and pain has left my joints and shoulder, and the bony growth hat entirely disap CONCENTRATED peared and I use my limbs and am far better than I have been for years. M. HOOVER. THE GREAT DIURETIC, Certificate from the Deputy Jailer of Multno has cured every case of Diabetes in which it has been given. Irritation of the neck of the bladder, mah county jail : and inflamation of the kidneys, ulceration of the City Jail, Portland, Oregon, June 7th, 1871. kidneys and bladder, retention of urine, diseases A. M. Loryea .t Co.—I was attacked with a se of the prostrate gland«, stone in the bladder, cal vere case of rheumatism. It was in my thighs, culus, gravel, brick-dust deposit, and mucous or hips, fingers, shoulder blade—indeed in all the milky discharges, and for enfeebled and delicate joints of my body I suffered great pain and an constitution« of both sexes, attended with the fol guish. I was attended ay a regular physician, but lowing symptoms : Indisposition to Exertion, Loss with no effect. I was induced to try your Unk of Power, Loss of Memory, Difficulty of Breath Weed Remedy, and it immediately cured me up. I ing, Weak Nerves, Trembling, Horror of Disease, Consider it, from my experience, the best remedy Wakefulness. Dimness of Vision. Pain in the for rheumatism known. Back, Hot Hands, Flushing of the Body, Dryness ALFRED F. TURNER, Deputy Jailer. of the Skin, Eruptions on the Face, Pallid Conn This is to certify that the above statement is cor tenance, Universal Lassitude of the Muscular Sys rect to my own knowledge. tem, Etc. ! JOHN P. WARD, Jailer. Used by persons from the ages of eighteen to twenty-five, and from thirty-five to fifty-five, or in Certificate of A. R. Shipley, Esq., special con the decline or chance of life : after confinement oi tributor to the Willammette Farmer, and Secreta labor pains ; bed-wetting in children. ry of the Oregon Horticultural Society : Oswego, Oregon, March 28th, 1871. A. M. Loryea A Co.—Some four weeks ago I nELMBOLD’S EXTRACT BUCHU IS DIU was entirely prostrated with rheumatism ; in fact AND I was almost helpless. I sent to you for one 10- RETIC AND BLOOD-PURIFYING, ounce bottle of the “Unk Weed Remedy,” by the CUBES ALL DISEASES ARISING FROM use of which I experienced almost immediate re I1ARITS OF DISSIPATION, AND EXCESSES lief. and by tbo time the bottle was gone the rheu AND IMPRUDENCES IN LIFE. IMPURITIES matism was gone. From my own experience, and OF THE BLOOD. ETC.. SUPERSEDING CO from what I have heard others say who have used PAIBA IN AFFECTIONS FOR WHICH IT IS the Unk Weed, I believe it to be a certain cure l»r USED, AND SYPHILITIC AFFECTIONS—IN THESE DISEASES USED IN CONNECTION the rheumatism. Your, respectfully, WITH IIELMBOLD’S ROSE WASH. A. R. ¿HIPLEY. LADIES. In many affeotions peculiar to ladies, the Ex Certificate from He«. A. J. Dufur, ex-Presideat of the Oregon State Agricultural Nooiety, and au tract Buchu is unequaled by any other remedy— as in Chlorosis or Retention, Irregularity, Painful thor of “Statistics of Oregon ness or Suppression of Customary Evacuations. East Portland, April 1, 1871. Ulcerated or Schirrus state of the Uterus, Leucor- A. M. Loryea A Co.—I was afflioted with a severe rhma or Whites, Sterility, and for all complaints attack of chronic rheumatism ; was confined to my incident to the sex, whether arising from inditcre- bed most of the time from January to July, when tion or habits of dissipation. It is prescribed ex I used the Unk Weed, and it cured me up. tensively by the most eminent Physicians and A. J. DUFUR. Midwives for enfeebled and delicate constitutions, of both sexes aud all age.«,, (attended with any of the above diseases or symptoms.) Certificate from lion. Gideon Tibbetts, a mem ber of tho City Council of East Portland : East Portland, April 7, 1871. A. M. Loryeii A Co.—Gents : This is to inform n. T. IIELMBOLD’S EXTRACT you that I have used your “Unk Weed” for neu BUCHU CURES DISEASES ARISING ralgia and rheumatic pains, and found xelief from FROM IMPRUDENCES, HABITS the use of only one bottle, vnd can recommend it OF DISSIPATION, ETC., to those in need of such a remedy. in all thoir stages, at little expense, little or no Yours, GIDEON TIBBETTS. change in diet, no inconvenience, aud no exposure. It causes a frequent desire, and gives strength to Certificate from James Bybee, the celebrated Urinate, thereby removing Obstructions, Prevent stock-grower, and “King of tbe Oregon Turf ing and Curing Strictures of tbo Urethra, Allaying Pain and Inflammation, so frequent in this class Suave’s Island, January 14, 1871. A. M. Loryea A Co.—This is to acknowledge of diseases, and expelling all Poisonous matter. the efficacy of your "Unk Weed remedy, or Ore gon Rhematio Cure.” I was afflicted for months with a very serious attack of the inflammatory rheu matism, and tried nearly all of the streaked rheu HENRY T. HELMBOLD’S IMPROVED ROSE WASH matic remedies without any relief perceivable. I then tried your Remedy, and its use resulted in tho cannot be surpassed as a FACE WASH, and will bo found the only specific remedy in every species most happy effects—a perfect euro. of Cutaneous Affection. It speedily eradicates Truly yours, JAMES BYBEE. Pimples, Spots, Scorbutic Dryness, Indurations of the Cutaneous Membrane, etc., dispels Redness Certificate from Hon. E. L. Quimby, ex-Cuunty anil Incipient Inflammation, llives. Rash, Moth Commissioner of Multnomah County, Oregon : Patches, Dryness of Scalp or Skin, Frost Bites, and all purposes for which Salves or Ointments are East Portland, April 1, 1871. A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have used tho "Unk used ; restores the ekin to a state of purity and Weed Remedy,” and am satisfied it is a valuable softness, and insures continued healthy action to modicine. It regulates and invigorates the sys tho tissue of its vessels, on which depends the agreeable olearneis nnd vivacity of complexion so tem. This is my experience with tbe Remedy. sought and admired. But however valuable much Truly yours, E. L. QUIMBY. as a remedy for existing defects of the skin, II T. Hcimbold’s Rose Wash has long sustained its prin Certificate from tho well-known merchant, 0. ciple claim to unbounded patronage, by possessing W. Weaver, Esq.: qualities which render it n Toilet Applendage of The Dalles, May 23, 1871. tho most Superlative and Congenial character, A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have used the “Unk coinbiningin an elegant formula those prominent Weed Remedy,” and can cheerfully recommend it requisites, Safety and Efficacy—the invariable to persons afflicted with inflammatory rheumatism. accompainments of its use—as a Preservative and It cured me of that disease. My hands, wrists, Refresher of the Complexion. It is an excellent nnklcs—indcod, all my joints—were swollen and Lotion for diseases of a Syphilitic Nature, aud as an injection for diseases of the Urinary Organs, very painful. 0. W. WEAVER. arising from habits of dissipation, Used in connec tion with the Extacts Buchu, Sarsaparilla, and Certificate from Hon. N. 11. Lane, Pilot Com Catawba Grape l’ills, in such diseases as recom missioner of Oregon, and a member of the City mended, cannot be surpassed. Council of East Portland : East Portland, April 19, 1871. A. M. Loryea A Co.—I have been afflioted for several years past with "weakness in the back,” Full and explicit directions accompany the med and wandering rheumatic pains, accompanied by ieines. tevere eonttipalion. By the use of one bottle of Evidence of tho most responsible and reliable your Unk Weed Remedy, or Oregon Rheumatic Cure, I have been entirely relieved, and I cheer character furnished on application, with hundreds fully recommend it as a most valuable aid effect of thuusands of living witnesses, and upward of 30,000 unsolicited certificates and recommendatory ive remedy. NAT. H. LANE. letters, many of which are from the highest sources, including eminent Physicians, Clergymen, Put up in 10-ounce bottles, at $1.50 per bottle. Statesmen, etc, The proprietor has never resort ed to their publication in the newspapers ; he does rptr- Prepared at the Oregon Medical Laborato not do this from the fact that his articles rank as ry, by A. M. Loryea A Co., East Portland, Ogn. standard preparations, and do not need to be FLUID EXTR’CT SARSAPARILLA FLUID EXTRACT BUCHU, For sale by all Druggists. ”©0 [31 Henry T. Ilelinbold’* Genuine Prépara-1 propped up by eertifleatee.. A GREAT MIDICAL DISCOVERY VINEGAR BITTERS ss c s hi DR. W. K. DOHERTY RE- turns his sincere thanks to bis numerous patients for their pat ronage, and would take this op portunity to remind them that he continues to con sult at his Institute for the cure of chronic diseases of tho Lungs, Liver, Kidneys, Digestive and Gen- ito-Uniary Organs, and all Private Diseases, vis: Syphilis, in all its forms and stages ; Seminal Weakness, and all the herrid consequences of self abuse ; Gonorrhoea ; Gleet, Strictures ; Nocturnal and Diurnal Emissions ; Sexual Debility ; Dis eases of the Back and Loins ; Inflammation of th* Bladder and Kidneys, etc.; and he hopes that hi* long experience and successful practice will con tinue to insure him a share of public patronage. By his practice of many years in Europe and th* United States, he is enabled to apply th* meat efl cient and successful remedies against diseases of all kinds, lie uses no mercury, charges moderate/ treats his patients in a correct aDd honorable way, and has references of unquestionable veraeity from men of known respectability and high standing in society. All parties consulting him, by letter or otherwise, will receive the best and gentlest treat ment and implicit secrecy. Hundreds of Thousands Bear testimony to their Wonder ful Curative liffccts. WHAT ARE THEY? ** «C £ £ Q t-- Soo «>-,*« O -3 ► o S * THEY ARE NOT A VILE FANCY DRINK, § 2 3 g r a B 2 ? Made of Poor Ram, Whiskey, Proof Spirits nnd Refuse I.iquore doctore'1,spiced sweet ened to please the taste, called “Tonics, "“Appetiz ers,” “ Restorers,” ac., that lead the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but are a true Medicine,made from the Native Roots and Herbs of California, free frittu nil Alcoholic Htiinulants. They are tiie OREAT BLOOD PURIFIER and A LIFE GIVING PRINCIPLE a perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the System, carrying off all poisonous matter.and restoring tbe blood to a healthy condition. No person can take these Bitters according to direc tion and remain long unwell. bl00 will be given for an incurable case, provldsd the bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other means, and the vital organs wasted beyond the point of repair. For Inflainmutory nnd Chronic Rhenmn. tlain nnd (¡¡out, Dyspepsia er Indigestion, Bilious, Remit tent n nd Intermit tent Fevers, Discnscs of the Blood, Liver, Kidneys, and Bladder, these Bittershave been most success ful. Such DiaeaMes are caused by VH Inted Blood, which is generally produced by derangement cf the Digestive Organs. DYSPEPSIA OR INDIGESTION, Head ache, Pain in tin Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, End taste in tin Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, Inflammation of the lungs. Tain in tho regions of the Kidneys and a hundred other painful e; r-i tams, arc the oflspringsof Dyspepsia. Th y invigorate the Stomach and stimulate the tor- pvl liver and bowels, which render them of unequalled eScacyia cleansing the blood of all impurities, and Imparting new life and vigor to the whole system. FOIL SKIN DISEASES, Eruptions,Tetter, Salt Pheum, Blotches, Spot3, Pimples, Pustules, Boils, Car- bunclco, Ring-Worms, Scald-Head, Sore Eyes, Erysip. cla.’. Itch, Scurfs, Decolorations of the Skiu, Humors aud Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name ornature, are literally dug up aud carried out of the system in a rhnrt time by the use of these Bitters. One bottle in such cascr will convince tne most incredulous of their curative effect. Cl m-iss th? Vt'at-'d TA-md whenever yon find its Impurities bursting through the shin in Pimpics,Erui>- tioi;» or Seres cleans.: it when you find it obstructed and r’ug:“sh I t the reins; cleanse it when It 1s foul, ar d yi nr fe I ng« v. ill tell yon when. Keep the blood p:i and t!.: lr altli of tho system Will follow. PIN, TA PE and other WORMS, lurking In the sr«tc:n of s ■> many thousands, are effectually destroy ed at. I r‘moved. Forf-.tll directions, read carefully the circular aronnl each bottle, printed infourlan- rna’cs—English, German, Preach and Spanish. .T.WALKSR, Proprietor. R. IY. MCDONALD & CO., Oruggtsts and '.. Agents, San Francisco, Cal,, aid rir.ii.lt, Commc.’ce Street,New York. . .-OLT) BYALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. To Femalee. When a female is in trouble or afflicted with disease, or weakness of tbe back and limbs, pain in the head, dimness of sight, loss of muscular power, palpitation of the heart, irritability, nerv ousness, extreme uniary difficulties, derangement of digestive functions, general debilit/, vaginitis, all diseases of the womb, hysteria, sterility, and . ail other diseases peculiar to females, she should go or write at once to the celebrated Female Dee- tor, W. K. DOlIERTY, at bis Medical Institute, and consult him about her troubles and disease. Irregularities, Suppressions, etc., will receive the Ductor’s particular at entiun. Let no false deli cacy prevent you, but apply immediately, and eave yourself from painful suffering and premature death. All married ladies whose delicate health or circumstances prevent an increase in their fami- lies, should write or call at DR. DOHERTY’S MEDICAL INSTITUTE, and they will receive I Tbe Doctot’s of I every possible relief and help. fices, consisting of a suite of six rooms, are so ar ranged that he can be consulted without fear e observation. To Correspondent*. Patients fmale or female) residing in any pert of the Scute, however distant, who may desire tbe opinion and advice of Dr. Doherty in their respec tive cases, and who think proper to submit a writ ten statement of such, in preference to holding a personal interview, are respectifully assured that their communications will be held most sacred. Dr. Doherty takes this opportunity of observing ‘ that all letters are opened and replied to by himself only, ami the latter as promptly as possible. If the case be fully and-candidly discrilcd, per- ®nal communication will be unnecessary, as in structions fur diet, regimen and tbe general treat ment of the case itself (including the remedies), will be forwarded without delay, and in such a manner as to convey no idea of the purport of tbe letter or parcel so transmitted. Consultations, by leiter or otherwise, FRKU. Permanent cure guaranteed, or no pay. Address W. K. DOlIERTY, M. D., San Francisco, Cali- I fornia. Spermatorrhoea. DR. DOHERTY has just published an importan pamphlet embodying his own views and exper iences in relation to Impotence or Virility, being a I short treatise on Spermotorrhma or Seminal Weak I ness. ervous and Physical debility consequent this afk ’on, and other diseases of tbe sexual or- g:m«. This littl ork contains information *f the nt- most value to 11, whether married or single and will be sent fiie by mail on receipt fit six cents i» postage stamps to return postage. Andress W. K. DOHERTY, M. D., San Francisco, Cal. jan. 21, 1871. F1NHE THIRSTY PUBLIC ARE INFORMED | that Pape A Savage of the " New State Sa loon ” will quench their thirst with the most choice BEVERAGES to be found in Jacksonville for " one bit.’’ We expect to lose money by it, but times are hard, and we cannot see people thirsty. FAl’E A SAVAGE. October 16th, 1869. LAGER! « s -s « ■ LAGER! _ C c A EAGLE BREWERY OSEPH WETTERER HAS N0W0N HAND _ and is constantly manufacturing the best Lag er Beer in Southern Oregon, which he will sell in quantities to suit purchasers. Call and test the article. Jacksonville June 5th, 1S69. B 01 aste ® • « a LIVERY STABLE ! : : « A Oregon street, opposite Overbcck’s Hospital, JACKSONVILLE, pearson OGN r»KomiETOR.s. rpiIIS favorite stable has besn reopened and THOROUGHLY RBFITTBD SPRING WAGONS SADDLE HORSES For hire on reasonable terms. sä K * 1 0 A Í fisi E The largest corral In the tewn is attached to the stable. Teamsters will find ample accommoda tion for their animals at all times. Horsee board ed on reasonable terms. vln26tf PEARSON * MetNTYRE. J 3 3 * & M c I ntyre , tó c * - æ 5 g a I 9 R ■ J £ 5 S a*r S^-2 _ E 35 ’«j W.ti § bi-® < Sä ® 'Z H-a » ■g c « m -a 2 è O = 2 ® ta- ◄ g 1 IS 3 g § H ® § « 8 5 * jÆds CITY BREWERY, —BY Executor's Notice. VEIT SHTTTZ’ JACKSONVILLE; OREGON. IIE undersigned, having been appointed ex ecutor of the estate of E. H. Greenman, de ceased, all persons having claims against said es HE UNDERSIGNED RESPEOTIUILY In tate are required to present them with the proper forms the citixens ef Jacksonville end surround vouchers within six months from tbe date of thia ing country, that he is now manufacturing, and notice to mo at my office in Jacksonville, Oregon, will constantly keep on hand, tbe very beet ef and all persons indebted to said estate are required Imger Boer. Those who wish a cool glass of be®r to mako immediate payment. should give me a call. C. W. KAHLER, Executor. Jacksonville, June 13th, 1W*. Jacksenville, Oregon, October 1!, 1871. 41t4. June lîth-ly T T