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ADVERTISEMENT», $tmocrati([ 3/tmes. 1 Published Every Saturday Morning BY J. N. T. MILLER & CO., Publishers and Proprietors. ♦ feV 0^ 63 be JOO PRINTINC. FFIOE---On California St,, over Reamea & Wll- •on’s Livery Stable. Every variety of Job Work executed with ne*b*. ness and dispatch, at reasonable rates. TERMS: VOL. 1. .$3 00 $1 50 Subscription, per annum,......... Six months..................................... In T he D emocratic T imes will be charged the following rates First insertion, (ten lines or less).................$3 For each week thereafter................................. ...$1 A liberal deduction from the above rates will made on quarterly and yearly advertisements-. JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4,1871. NO. 44. JJSS“ LEGAL TENDERS taken at par for subscription. - ■- ■>-" - i Ai d WOMAN'S RIGHTS IN WYOMING. SWAMP LAND PETITION. pasture of fleas. These creatures, as soon us it was light, were succeeded by a 'e- A Wife as Justice Passes Seutcnce on hei' Il’ILL PRACTICE MEDICINE AND SUR- gion of Ileus, who prevented me even To the Hon. TF. H. Odell, Surveyor Gen JACKSOX COVXTY. Husband. Tl GERY, and will attend promptly to all calls A Plain, Unvarnished Tale« eral o f Oregon: then from sleeping, by settling upon"my F irst JrniciAL D istrict .—Circuit Judge, P. on professional business. His office and residence The undersigned, your petitioners, citi nose. The blue sky, the azure sea, the P. Prim ; Prosecuting Attorney. H. K. Hanna. «re at One of tho best of the many stories told Jacken» County— Circuit Court, Second Monday The Overbeck Hcspitul, 1 “It is erupting, sir,” said an American warm sun, the balmy breezes of Naples, zens of Jackson county and residents of j in connection with the official action of in February and November. County Court, first On Oregon Street. Jacksonville, Oregon t-tf . to me, as we stood before the door of the its orange groves and mountans, are all Link river and the Klamath lakes coun ¡Mrs. Justice-of-the-Peace Morris, bt Monday in each month. hotel; and so it was. During the whole well in their way; but, as a matter of try, would respectfully represent that Sweetwater county, Wyoming, is by a ■ day a thin column of smoke issued from choice, I would rutlier live in more north they are farmers and stock raisers, in Cheyenne correspondent of the New York, C' omn ’ v O^crr«—Ju<lge, L. J. C. Duncan ; i the summit, and at night a red hot river ern latitudes, where the climate is per duced to settle in this part of the State on Sun ; and it indicates, besides, some t>f "Clerk, Silas J. Day ; Sheriff, Henry Klippel ; seemed to be pouring down its side. “My haps a shade worse, where the beauties account of the advantages it affords for the delicate questions which must arise Deputy Sheriff. E. D. Foudray ; Treasurer, John JACKSONVILLE, OGN. Neuber ; Assessor, David Redpath ; County Com- dear,” I said to my wife, “we must do of nature are not so striking, but where the latter employment. That rain falls with the assumption by women of duties, missioners, John 8. Herrin, Thomas Wright; Vesuvius.” So yesterday we started by one is not so bitten by fleas and gnats all so seldom and in such small quantities, which belong only to the other sex. Mr. "School Superintuident, Wm. M. Turner; Survey the train for I’ompeii. Tlie modern town night, and tickled by flies all day. As that land, unless irrigated naturally or Morris, the gentle husband of Mrs. Mor^ or, J. 8. Howard ; Coroner, L. Ganung. of that name consists of a half dozen for these latter insects, I do wish that artificially, cannot be relied on for crops ris, had, it seems, a bad habit of taking a ^•iT" Office and residence at Ryan’s brick build Jackuoneill» Precinct.— Justice of tho Peace, houses, three of which are inns. The one of those persons who believe that ev of grain, grass or vegetables. For this social glass occasionally ; and one day, ing, Third street between California and Main. ■James R. Wade; Constable, N. Stephenson. guides to the mountain are found near ery thing is created for a purpose, would reason, the lands lying low along the during the lady’s absence at Court-, and the gate leading into the ancient Pom tell me of what use they are. 1 can for margin of the lakes or streams are the when he should have been attending th? Toten nf Jackeonville.— Trustees, James A. Wil- Ion, N. Fisher. Lewis Zigler, John Bilger and J. peii. They are twelve in number, and give a gnat, or a flea, or even a bug, for only lands of value in the county, and if babies, his friends—for the purpose bf 8. Howard ; Recorder, U. S. Hayden ; Treas are under the supervision of a govern- they, torment one in order to feed; but we are deprived of the use ami ownership making a test case doubtless—plied him urer, Henry Pape ; Marshal, James P. McDaniel (KEPT OX THE EVROrEAX PLAX.) ■ ment official, At 3 P. M., each mounted flies are the natural enemies of mankind of them many of our farms are worthless, with liquor until lie was drunk, and then JoSEPniXK COVXTY. on a horse, with a guide on a third, and a —their whole object in life seems to be and we will all sutler great loss and in had him arrested and taken before his Corner of Stark and Front Streets, youth following us to make himself gen to annoy the human race. One is taught jury/ County Officer».— Judge, J. 11. Siferi ; Sheriff, The Deputy who surveyed this country wife, the Justice. This was the result-.’ erally useful, Louisa and I started from in school that Nero when a boy used to Daniel L. Green ; Clerk, Charles Hughes : Asses PORTLAND, Mr. Morris’ head was not sufficiently OREGON. 1 the Hotel Diomede. For the first hour kill them, and that, as a necessary conse on the part of the government, run his sor, R. E. Foley; Treasurer. Wm. Naueke; clear to comprehend the situation. lie Commissioners, Thomas G. Patterson, 11. Wood- the path led through vineyards ; for the quence, later in life, he killed his moth section lines to, and established his frac began to assert his sovereign rights in ZIEHER d- HOLTOX, PROPRIETORS. sock; School Superintendent, R. R. Middles- second hour it went over the lava almost er. For my part, I forgive him many of tional corners, and run his meander lines contempt of Court, until suddenly Jaunary 7-tf. worth. straight up the mountain. Itfteemsto his crimes, for having passed his child along the margin of the low and valuable brought up by tho officer, in obedience Jotepkine County.— Circuit Court, 2d Monday be the mission of Napolitans to teach tlie hood in destroying the noxious vermin. lands, and not along the bank of the riv to the Court’s order. Seeing that things in April and Fourth Monday in October. County world what can be got out of a horse. On the whole, if I might venture a sug er or lake, along which those lands ex had changed somewhat, and tliat Otliel- Court, First Monday in January, April, July and So that, besides the river or lake Along all the roads in the vicinity of gestion to those who are thinking of as tend. had at hd October. lying between these meander lines there I t lo {” ’ ’ s occupation '•eeui.au..u ...... a. least .e..». suspended, ue cending Vesuvius, it would be, “ Don ’ t. ” Naples the wretched-looking screws toil am large tracts of valuable land, call.,!I ’ »«? “ . to - expostulate first w.th theofficer. ENGINEER, merry along, up hill and downhill, drag It does not repay the trouble. From a until informed by that functionary that ging* behind them heavily laden market distance the mountain is a fine object, “lake” or “marsh,” which is neither—in he had no discretion, but was acting un1 - - often - carts, with as many as twenty men particularly when there is an eruption ; either the legal or common sense defini I der orders from the Court. and women perched indiscriminately up but to go up it is much like going be tion of those terms. But there is now ' “Who is (hie) the Court ?” inquiredMrt 1IIOICE LIQUORS AND CIGARS CON- on them. An English horse would have hind the scenes of a theatre. The illu here a party surveying the lands between Morris. JACKSONV1LLE LODGE No. !• On being informed that the oc* J Stantly on hand. declined at once to have faced the path i sion is destroyed; and after several hours’ the line of meanders established by the I cupant of the bench was the Judge, Mr» OLDS ITS REGULAR MEETINGS ON of the mountain. Our horses readied the toil, all one sees are two or three holes Deputy Surveyor and the lakes ami riv Morris looked at the Justice with a puz every Saturday evening at the Odd Fellows’ base of the cone without turning a hair, emitting smoke in a heap of cinders—a ers—claiming them as “swamp and over zled air, scratched his head in an effort to Hall. Brothers in good standing are invited to 12 1-2 Cents. and seemed to like it. Here we dis sight about as interesting as the chimney flowed lands,” belonging to the State in collect his scattered thoughts, and ejacu attend. EDWIN SMITH, N. G. 39tf. mounted, and were immediately assailed of a manufactory.—[Letter from Naples. virtue of an act of Congress granting the lated : “Iler—her—(hie)—youd----- fool HENRY KLIPPEL, R. Sec y. swamp and overflowed lands to the State —she’s my wife—(hie)—she is—that's by a half naked crew of porters and spec- J ohx B ilges , } Trustees. in which they lie, and extended to Ore Esther, my (hie) wife Esther—you’re SEEDING ORCHARDS TO GRASS. I ulators. One held a bottle to my lips, S. J. D ay , gon and Minnesota on the 2<Jth of March, drunk or—oh (hie) don’t bother me,” and and urged me to drink a little wine in or I saac S achs , 1860. [From Colman's Rural World.] der to gain strength enough to reach the he started to go. Regular Rabekah Degree meeting, last Monday By an iniquitous act of the Legislative summit. A chair was produced in which This subject has often been touched “Lock up tlie prisoner for contempt of night of each month, at 7| e'eloek p. tn. May 1st, 1869. t—f j Louisa was invited to seat herself, in or- upon, and from different stand-points. Assembly of the State of Oregon, approv i Court,” said Mrs. Morris to the officer. I der to be carried by four bearers. A strap It is generally supposed that the seeding ed October 26, 1870, it is provided that “What have you to say about it, eh ?’* ! was put annul my waist by two worthies, to grass will induce early fruiting. Peo the swamp lands belonging this State blurted out Mr. Morris, staggering men Oregonian. Pocahontas, Tribe No. 1, Im proved Order of Red Men, ■ who began to haul me forward. In vain ple would like to pluck a peck of sound “shall be sold to the first applicant, there acingly toward Bic Judge. OLD their stated councils at Odd Fellows’ Hall, I 1 appealed to the guide to free us from fruit from a tree one year transplanted, by cutting off all competition in the pur “You will find I have all to say about the third sun in each seven suns, at the 8tb AM SELLING A SUPERIOR ARTICLE these nuisances. lie played it into their whether it be apple, pear, cherry or plum chase of the lands of that description, ' it. Officer, lock him up,” replied lief run. A cordial invitation to all brothers in good of Saddles and Harness cheaper than ever was hands, and insisted that no one ever had, tree. To wait, they have not learned and which is to the pecuniary injury of this j Honor. standing. E. D. FOUDRAY, S. offered before in Jacksonville. “Seeing is believ i could, or would, get up the mountain nn- don't “want to.” An orchard is planted State, and does great injustice and injury Although badly mixed, Mr. Morris be Jo«. H. H yzer , C. of R. ing.” Give me a call before purchasing else | assisted. Finding that 1 was inexorable, this year ; during the season it is cultiva to those settlers upon and contiguous to gan to get a glimmer of the truth, and where. an appeal was then made to my affec ted after a fashion—but, as it is trouble the land so claimed as swamp or over ' began a parley. tions. Would I, 1 was asked, for a pal some to plow or cultivate between the flowed.” “Now look here, Mr. Officer, don’t ydti The first applications for swamp and be in a hurry. I didn’t mean anything try twenty-five francs, the price of the trees, and especially as it endangers the done with neatness and dispatch. chair, risk the health of my wife? Money: I life of the tree to bark it or bend it, the overflowed lands on the waters of the wrong. I want to just talk with my JERRY NUNAN. can always be got, observed a moralist, i I cultivation is only so-so. Frequently the Klamath lakes and rivers bear even date wife-a little. Now, Esther, what’s the Jacksonville. Jan. 14th, 1871. jan-lltf. health once lost can never be restored, i ground is seeded the second season al with the approval of the act of the State ! use of foolin’ ? you jist git down txut Louisa, however, who rather prides her-i ready, because it will be so nice to pick Legislature, providing for their sale. Tho o’ there and go home and behave your- * Call at J. Neuber’s self on her pedestrianism, and who thinks i j up tlie fruit out of the tall and velvety principal application is in the name of i self. 1’11 tend to this little difficulty my more of twenty-five francs than I do, I | grass, which is expected to be so (hick ono A. J. Burnett, a member of the House self. Now go right along ; the baby AS permanently located on the Fort Lane scorned the idea of the chair; so on foot I and rank that no damage will accrue to of Representative that passed this iniqui wants nursing. I had to give it to Mrs. Ranch, two miles north of Willow Springs, tous law, ami the remainder of them in Winslow to get to sleep when I came an l offers his professional services to tho people of nd see ms fine stock ok new we started, the guide sulkily making re-1 the falling fruit. Surely there will be no Jackson and Josephine counties. 38ttf to the fruit, because there will the names of speculators, believed tube down. He’s hungry, for he won’t Use ’ Goods direct from the manufacturers. flections u|M»n the stinginess of English- 'damage I | be no fruit. In nine cases out of ten, the I i in collusion v, ¡th said Burnett. We be | that old bottle, and I don’t blame him men, and our tormentors following us. He has a tine lot o Dr. L. T. DAVIS, The cone of Vesuvius is certainly not | I trees will be neither dead nor alive for a lieve the passage of the law for the sale either. The dishes ain’t washed, nor the Hewing MnclilnoHi easy walking. It is almost perpendicu- ■ few years; and then, death will be a of those lands was procured by corrupt beds made, neither. And what's more, Prices from $20 to $110, cash. lar, anti as it is mainly made up of ashes,, certainty, and all the cost and labor ex- means—we know it is ail injury to the I ain’t goin’ to do it any more, now. You State, ami will greatly damage the set hear that. Now start along.” A New Lot of lone slips back two steps for every three | , pended will be a total loss. Opposite I lie Old By the time Mr. Morris had delivered Each time that Louisa I When the orchard ground is cultivated tlers and settlement of this part of the IMBRICAN LEVER WATCHES one takes. stopped for a moment to rest, the chair , to small grain, especially oats, it is al- country. The lands it will place in the himself of this, his tone had changed as Just from the Factory. A rkansas L ivery r S table , was inviting thrust before her, while at most as disastrous. We have known a hands of speculators and monopolies is his feelings warmed from that of expos of great extent and great value. Much tulation to that of command again, aiul He is agent for the best Rifles and Pistols made, every false step which 1 made a strap! ' peach orchard to be entirely killed by among which is the dangled before me and I was invited to I i having two successive crops of oats sown of this land is neither “swamp nor over the officer forced him into the rudely con J»ck»onrille, Oregon. flowed,” as is proven by the growth upon structed lock-up in the rear of her Hon lay hold of it. Women have more pluck ; : in it. umNm.'y rifle . it —much of it is natural meadow, never or’s Court, and there Mr. Morris was left Dll. W. JACKSON, WKick repeats FIFTEEN TIMES with once load than men, and I confess that several | The facts are, trees ought to lie culti being too wet for that purpose; and none to reflect Ujxm (he situation, and gaze ing. times I should have grasjied the strap vated for the first five or six years, until ZDZEJSTTIST. I of it too wet to be valuable for pasture upon the dividing wall between himself had I not had before me the example of they become well established. If, in the i lands, and will bo purchased for thatpur- and wifo as the dividing line between 'EUT' All kinds <>f Watch and Clock Cleaning and | Louisa, every few minutes sternly de meantime, a tree dies out, plant another Dental Rooms in building formerly occupied by ' pose so soon as it is brought into market. ■ man’s and woman's rights under this new Dr. E. H. Greene an, corner California and Fifth Repairiug done to order at half price. clining the chair. One by one our friends and a better one, as soon as possible. I p Jacksonville, May 13, 1865. I We therefore pray that you cause the dispensation. On the following morning Streets. All styles of Dental work done on short tailed oil’, and after climbing, scrambling to this time be satistied with a lew sam- public surveys to be extended over that ?dr. Morris v. a arraigned before her Hon notice, at reduced prices. Particular attention and slipping for an hour we triumphant- pie or specimen fruits. If the trees EAGLE SAMPLE ROOMS given to the regulation of children's teeth. Teeth portion of the lands now meandered as or, and in the most sober and subdued ly stood u]»on the summit. My notion of j bloom anil set full (and we are now speak- «Xtracted without pain by the use of the late “ swamp or lake, ” and the fractional cor manner, and witlf the deepest humilia a volcano—a most unscientific one, no ing especially of apples and |>ears), prune method uf lucal anasthesia. Ail work warranted. ners and the meander lines placed upon tion, pleaded guilty, asked ¡he pardon of doubt—has always been of a vast lake of . out the fruit spurs, except enough for a Satisfaction guaranteed. the actual bank of the river or lake as the the Court for contempt, begged its clem nov20 3m. Nov. 20th, 1869. molten lava, perjietually seething and very limited crop. After the fifth or THE case may be, and the land so surveyed ency and then awaited his sentence with boiling. I was awakened from this de- sixth year seed to clover, and allow no brought speedily into market. humanity and resignation. After giving lusion by the guide pointing to a small ¡grass of any kind, especially not timothy i And whereas, by the proviso to tho 1st the prisoner a Caudle lecture as amended I hole, about six feet in diameter, and say- lor blue grass to getfoothold. Even with ing : “This is the small crater.” A few clover it is best to mulch around and section of the act of Congress of tho 12th by the laws of Wyoming, her Honor im of March, i860, granting swamp ami posed the usual fine and required the HE UNDERSIGNED HAVE ESTABLISH- , steps further luriner uii on we came upon me the eage edge i near the tree. overflowed lands to Minnesota and Ore prisoner to give bonds to keep the peace, e. a Real Estate Agency in connection with Cor. Third A ( ul. sts., (opposite tho I. N. Hotel.); of a basin of ashes, But, says one, what crop shall snail we raise •• lies, with with a a hole hole about about I But, tbeir Law Office, and are prepared to buy and sell gon, “ swamp ami overflowed lands” may upon which tho Court offered to let him KrLcovi ii ■ «' nn»?r<«i*r thirty feet in diameter at the bottom / in our orchards that will be profitable, real estate in this and adjoining counties. Records bo taken up under the pre-emption and go, and Mr. Morris vanished. 4ACKSONV iLLb, “ that, ” lie said, “ is the large crater. ” 1 pay for the labor, and be a benefit to the searched and abstracts of title prepared with dis ____ sat down disgusted. It was now getting | trees ? We answer for a rotation : first Homestead laws prior to their cession to patch and accuracy. Parties a’ a distance can T he N ext C omet .—Lucke’s comet is -oommunicate with us by addressing ilark. “Come this way,” said theguidej [year, potatoes; second, corn—drilled and the State, we further pray that you eau ■ the surveys asked for to be made speedily FAY A REA, JOHN NOLAND, PROP’R. “an<l y°u will see the flames.” 1 did see used for soiling ; otherwise a small vari ' and in advance of the cession of the now on its way towards its perihelion, Jacksonville, Oregon. which it will reach In January next. The I through the mist and smoke a lurid ety. Third year, buckwheat. Sow the aps22-tf. swamps on the Klamath waters to the April 22, 1871. | comet will be telescopically visible some buckwheat early ; plow under when in ____ | light, which I was told was the hole from /State; and that you use your influence months previously, but is not an object bloom (about June) and sow a second i which tlie lava is now flowing. By this E. B. WATUOX. C. *. KIBLER. i with the Federal Government to prevent I of especial interest to those whose vision IQUORS by the glass, bottle, demijohn, or keg. time it was quite dark, and we were al crop. Tliis, if you must save, you can do KAHLER & WATSON, Astrono- The proprietor of this old stand was the first most choked with the fumes of sulphur. so ; but it is better to allow it to fall the ceding of any swamps on the Klam is unaided by instruments. to bring liquors down to a bit a drink nine years The guide began explaining that he had down, allowing your turkeys and chick ath waters to the State until the surveys • mers will soon begin to point their teles in Jacksonville. I will be happy to have my seven children, all of whom, he observed, ens to do the harvesting. Buckwheat herein asked for are returned by you to scopes to the neighborhood where the Attorney and Counsellor-at-Law, ago friends call and see me. The best kinds of wines, were twins. Louisa became interested will leave the ground in tine condition for the General Land Office. comet will be first seen. It has a very liquors and cigars always on hands. Families sup short period—only three years and a W endeltn N eez , O. A. S tearns , another crop of either corner potatoes. in these domestic details, and would have JACKSONVILLE, OREGON, plied with the best and purest in the market, a- quarter. The least distance from the sun C has . S chneider , I saac L ewis , It is much easier destroyed than weeds. sat listening to them for an hour, but it jeasonable rates. is thirty-two millions of miles, or about Will practice in tho Supreme Court, District, and A. H enny , I. F ulkerson , seemed to me about time to think of Jacksonville, July 12th, 1871. 2Stf other Courts of this State. the average distance of Mercury. The T he E ffects of A dvertising . — An J ohn G leim , * G win B utler , getting down. Tho guide took Louisa OFFICE—In building formerly occupied by 0. greatest distance is three hundred and by tlie arm and said, “take long stepsand editor in Iowa advertised the other day J. D. C arr by J esse G f . o . T homas , Jacobs—opposite Court House square. eighty-seven millions of miles, or more A pplegate , R ort . W hittle , stick your heels well into the cinders.” that he “would take a good dog in pay than four times that of the Earth. ment of one year ’ s subscription ” for his Jos. H ennig , T. D. S mall , He then disappeared from my view into D. B. REA. JAMBS D. FAY. This comet is principally of interest paper. The next day forty-three dogs J oel M. R ambo , J. IL M iller , KAREWSKI, HAVING JUST OPENED the darkness with tlie wife of my bosom. FAY & RE A • because its jieriod of revolution has di- were sent to the office. The day after A. F. W oodruff , C has . T rafton , I followed as I could. Never, no never, • a large stoek of wards, when the news had spread out in , minished to the extent of about thred W. H. M iller , I. R. M unn . did I ever experience a more disagreeable Attorneys and Counsellors-at.Law, I days in the past eight years, a fact which sensation than going down that moun to the country, four hundred farmers had Link River, Oct. 2, 1871. OFFICE—In Court Honso, up stairs. is generally accepted as furnishing the STAPLE DRY GOODS, tain of cinders. Every step I took, al sent two dogs apiece, by express, with eight baskets full of puppies, all marked I best proof of the theory that the regions in How S ugar is M ade .—The way Will practice in the Supreme and other Courts though I dug' my heels into tlie cinders, GROCERIES, C. O. D. Tn the meantime the oiler of space are filled with a material “eth-* which sugar is made perfectly white was I thought 1 was going head over heels of this State. found its way into the neighboring States, er ” capable of rctardingtlie motion Of the found out in a curious way. A hen that down sonic fearful abyss. Every few BOOTS A SHOES, WM“ Particular attention paid to the collection minutes the mountain was lit up by a and before the end of the week there had gone through a clay mud-puddle, bodies composing the solar system. Of •f Claims against the Federal and State Govern- BLANKETS, flash of lightning, which enabled me were 8,000 dogs tied up in the editor’s went with her muddy feet into the sugar course this resisting medium would pro tnenta, the Entry of Lands under the Pre-emption vaguely to distinguish the guide and front and back yards ! The assortment house. It was observed by some one duce annual effects ujion the comet of a and Homestead Laws, and to the Entry of Mineral GLASSWARE, Louisa far below me sticking their heels, included all the kinds from blood-hounds that wherever the tracks were, the sugar few tons in weight, that would not be ex Lodes under the recent Act of Congress. 1 tf. too, into tlie cinders. At last we reached down to poodles. A few hundred broke was whitened. This left to some experi perienced by our earth in the course of HARDWARE, But the result^ the bottom. The boy who had been left loose and swarmed on the stairways and ments. The result was, that the clay thousands of ages. in the entries, and stood outside the though long deferred, is none the less in came to be used in refining sugar. It is with the horses had lit a small lantern, PAINTS A OILS. sanctum and howled, and had lights, and evitable — earth, planets and comets will in this way : The sugar is put in earthen otherwise we never should have found sniffed under the crack of the door, as if he eventually precipitated into the sum jars, shajied as you see the sugar is. The them. “ We had better, ” said the guide, Wintjen & Helms, Proprietors. they were hungry for some editor. And large ends are upward. The ends have a “ take a short cut, as it will rain soon. ” My Motto: A n exchange has the following : “How* The short cut seemed to me a perpendic the editor climbed out of the window, up hole in them. The jar is filled with su Oregon 8t., next to Odd Fellow»’ Building, “Quick Sales & Small Profits.” is this for a scene in church ? The placd the waterspout, and out on the comb of gar, tho clay put over the top and kept ular cut. Why tho horses did not roil is a sacred edifice in Bath, Maine. The the roof, and wept. There was no issue wet. The moisture goes through the su over I cannot imagine. It was too dark pew is crowded. The sermon is long1. A of the paper for six days, and the only ESSRS. WINTJEN A HELMS BEG TO gar, and drops from the hole in the small to see what they were doing, but as far respectable citizen goes to sleep. Ill inform tbeir friends and the public generally way the friends of the eminent journalist end of the jar. This makes the sugar as I could distinguish, my feet were al —AT— that they hare thoroughly refitted their saloon, close proximity to him is a lady. The could feed him was by sending lunch up perfectly white. most on a level with my horse’s ears. aad xedueed the prioe of liquors to preacher was in the midst of his closing to him in balloons. At last somebody J ust before we got to the bottom of the prayer, when the slumborer astonished F ast H orses , and W hat T hey C ost . bought a barrel of arsenic and three tons mountain it came on to rain in torrents, Perhaps it would interest our readers, es the congregation by grunting in a tond of beef, and poisoned the dogs, and the and wet to tlie skin, we took refuge in a Corner of Oregon and Main Streets, offers small pot-house, where w’e ordered wine, editor came down only to And on his pecially those who are interested in fine of complaint: “Come, come, Sarah ! lay bargains, such as have not been offered before at which the father of the twins drank. desk a bill from the Mayor for $8,000, be horses, to know what the fine array of along ! don’t crowd so! Lay over ! lay Jacksonville. ing the municipal tax on dogs at $1 per blood horses cost Robert Bonner. We over !” Surah, wljo was fortunately in This stock is fresh and of the best quality, and Torches were then lit, and in another head. He is not offering the same in give them here at the true cost, as stated the pew also, never for a moment lost her hour we reached the Hotel Diomede, CASH purchasers will do well to call on him. ducements to subscribers now, and he by Bonner himself: Dexter, $33,000; presence of mind, but administered & tired, stiff"and drenched, and turned into Pocahontas, $45,000; Peerless, $45,000; timely poke with her parasol, wnfen bed, but not to sleep. I soon heard the doesn't want a dog. together with the finest brands of liquors and oi- Lantern, $10,000; Bruno, $25,000 ; IM. awakened her dormant lord, and prevent horrid buzz which lieraids the approach gars always on hand. Everett, $20,000 ; Joe Elliott, $10,000 ; ed any further remarks on Ills part* A E mperor W illiam , of Germany, con of the musketo, and while my upper man in exchange for goods. Also ground salt in was attacked by these vile insects, I felt tributed 1,000 thalers ($700) to the Chica Lady Palmer, $20,(KM); Starr, $20,000; warning to sleepy auditors or long-Wlild"' 60 Points of Billiards for Drinks. taken ed preachers—no matter whiclL 50 and 100 lbs. sacks, and fine Liverpool salt. Halbush, $35,000. Total, $278,000. that my lower man was becoming the go relief fund. Very good. April 1st, 1870. *prUf. January 7th, 1871. jan7-tf. orricxAii dihectoky . - DR. A. B. OVERBECK 4 UP VESUVIUS c S. F. CHAPIN, M. D COSMOPOLITAN HOTEL RAILROAD SALOON HENRY PAPE C H QUICK SALES And Small Profits, “¡S MY MOTTO.” H I REPAIRING Jlnsincss Carón. DR. L. DANFORTH, Physician and Surgeon, H JEWEL*.Y STORE, A Pioneer Bit House, T L CHEAP FOR CASH! G THE TABLE ROCK SALOON. M THE BRICK STORE, English Ale and Porter, Staple Produce 4 i I