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Newspaper Page Textfor Infants and - Caatorla Is ao well adaplrd to chtMmi that vjonunand It u superior to any pmcrlpUoo h,ntom.H JL A. AHmrs, M. P., Ill Ho. Oxford SI, Urooklfn, S. Y. ' Tts UM of 'CutortA b unlreml and u iiierlU to well known Uiat it smuts work v iperrofr&tton to endone it. Few ar tba Mrlllcrat famllle who do B'H keep C'MturU CAJUyOC lUaTTX, D. Di hew York City. Mexican Mustang Liniment for lurns, Inked & Inflamed Udders, .les. Rheumatic Pains, bruises and 5trainf, Running Sores, Inflammations, Stiff Joints, Harness & Saddle SoPM, Sciatica, Lumbago. Scalds, Blisters, Insect Bites, xn Cattle AilmentJ, Kil Horse Ailments, ill Sheep Ailments, Penetrate 'ui scle Membrane and I issuci Quickly to the Very Seat of Pain and Ousts it In a Jiffy, ftub In Vigorously. Mustang Liniment coai en Pain, MukvH Tan or Beast well again. ihn exlne .lilnary R iTwaior Ig i t moat nderful ilk ovety of ! S It a oeen en- Olaeil lT th iiiRM'lvn. 'fir men of tui o and n.jrlca. imfyii la uieif tgtt- l'omtltlon. 1'iuiueM, yalllna Sen Mtloiii.Nfrr riiitwUcliliiK Hi til. .yea Mid ottaet 111. Htreiifthent, 1 n T t k oralea and loix'ttli. enllrviynrm. Nudia rurrt l.b lllty, NorvoumioM, kmtailuna, anddeTvlowi and reiliini eak firyana l'allil In Ilia m iasa a-apa ' to uuriniss .' '.he din iiir im In 'M 7 nirv. iOST luick, loan ! jf day oi ippM wv.'klT. Orr 1,000 rirlral. endoranne nta. frauiatiuviieia mean, luinmency In ilia flttt 'um. It I a ;uitom of ermlnal wrakneea a ' barrennrex. It can b. ilo(iid In dajrl iv JmuhoI lludyan. I he OfW dlaiiivery wai tnado rf the Rtierlal. ,j of th. old fainonaHudion altdlctl InitlluU. I j th. iimnm'.t Tlialtn-r Diad, It la wry rvtrfnl, hut haimliM. hold fir II CO a pail . or iokar for li,P0(llimili-'i tmie). f i ltn nuarani. g iT.n for a euro. 1 f roti buy t Nmuiaiid are mt entlmv cmed.alx luor. UI heaeut to you f.voof all clia'pi-v indfr rln-uinr-und t.-ilmoiiih AddraM UUUHOr .UIOAL INNl'ITtlK, t nrUou dKh-Jlun, 71 arkrU tUlUMt. Kau Friurliru, Cal, J. P. FORD, (BTaogvlUt,) IX l)ea Motnoa, Iowa, write under (tat. , March 1, lhWi H. n. Mkd. Mfq. IV)., IMiflir, Ort'tfon. Okntlkmkn: On arrlvlnK homo l:.t we'k, I foutiii all woll and ntixlumly waititiK- Our little jrlrl. elht ativ. ono half ywtrs old. who liaa waxUtl away to 88 pounda, u now wt'll, rImiik and vl(ri)Muii. and well fltwhed up. K It. Couh Cure liaa done Its work well. l3th ofthechlldrin like It Your H. 11. Couch Cure haa curvd and kt'pt away all hoaraiua from nit. Ho glv It to every one, with Rrwtliiira for all. Wldhlng ou pruaperlty, w-e are Youra, Mh. and Mkh. J, F. Kurd. If yon with to feel fnoh and eheertnl, and rewty lor the ;r,uj'i work, eWanee the eTatein with th Headarha and l.lror Cure, by taklut, two or th me do a week. Mold undera poaltlre f uaranto. W oouta bollla by all dru(lala ps wb ft I mm mmmm Children. Caatorla cutm CoU, Onst I patina. Sour Ktomach, Wan-hia, Eructation, Kill Worm, fiws atoep, aod rutautaf gwatl', Without injurious mr-Ili-atlon. Tor f.iral jnn I have nwmmeu: c your 'Caatorla, 1 anj aluill always coating to do a M it hwt invariably produced Unt.nu. rowilu." Kowm r. runiE, M. I, lXOi Street sad "th A.va New York City Tas Cwta'-b Coxrurr, 71 Hnuut fVnetrr, N Yo Cm TBOL'ULE I.N STOKE. Portland Dispatch: "The last Oregon legislature was a picnic as compared to what the next prom- ices to be. I he war will begin on nizitinn of the house. The RfMinte is undoubtedly under the nnntrnl nf Mr. Simon, and if he wants it, he will name himstll nrcsident. In the house there is iwliffcrent state of affairs. The tlntnoorats nnd nouulifits have 17 members: Mitchell republicans 5, and Union bimetalist 3, making a total of 23. There are enough re nuhlicar.s who are opposed to the Simon faction, if united with these to give the organization to the coin hinpil onnosition. Should the house thus be organized there will bo a united action Uunng the ses ninri. nnd no leizidlution will he enacted unless it meets with the annroval of the united minority. It now stems almost certain that the two houses will be organized nn Urn Simon-Hourne lines. We believe Mr. llourno will be able to control the necetsarv live republi can votes to secure his election with the com hincd vote of the dem ocrats. tionulists and bimetalist? They can readily unite on him, and there are several straight republi cans who were elected on their free silver professions. These could, nnd iirnhiil.lv will. SlIliDOrl liilll llesides this, it is well understood that liourno U tho recognized dominion of Senator Mitchell's cause, and ho cannot antagonize him without endangering msown defeat. Mr. Hour ne has decidedly tho vantage ground and he is not likclv to lose it. He is a hard fighter and has tho courage of his convictions and the manhood to maintain them. There is trouble in store for tho brethren." ' Tho storm seems to bo over. It has been an unusual one, especial ly for this season of tho year. Tho fall of 'tho beautiful'; is the earliest over known in the Willam ette valley, so our old pioneers in form us. It is not likely to linger long with us, wo hope. Jonathan Bourne is a candidate for speaker of tho house of the next legislature lie claims that L. Uilyeu and T. J. Vaughan of this county, will vote for him. Tho laboring man now pays I. 10 per sack for the same Hour he could buy three months ago for C5 cents; of course, he has his wages raised in tho samo proportion. Kx: Tho Oregonian .is actually criticising a supreme court, holding that C'h'el Justice Waldo was in error when he declared the Oregon registration law unconstitutional. Is it po.-sible, that the editor of the Oregonian has become an anar chist? The Oregonian ia now virtually favoring he "free trade" Wilson bill, and thinks the republicans in congress will favor it or a similar measure. Tho "sound money" democrats, it seems, are to dictate the McKinley administration. Portland Oregonian: It is re ported that Jonathan llourno, Jr., has the resignation of O. N. Penny, as secretary of the republican state central committee, in his inside pocket, aiul that lie will resume tho duties of such position after adjournment of thq legislature. It would appear that the people of Lane county are not mortgaged very heavily. Only a total of il, 085,(505, ami it is probable that quite a ;rood deal of this is not real. The foreigners (all non-residents of Oregon) only hold mortgagee to the amount of $78,275. A low years ago they possessed seven times this amount. To Wheeling, West Virginia, belongs the distinction of the most hilarious and picturesque parade of the campaign. It was a great pop ular demonstration in honor of Mary Kllen Lease, mid both par ties took an equal port in it. Two thotnai I rtvo ! utii.ied men were in line, dressed in female attire, and mo exceedingly elaborate costumes were worn. The advance was taken by -i) old maids, attired in curl papeis, night e'aps and night gowns, each carried a lighted candle, and close behind was Mrs. Lease herself, represented by an imitation young lady in an elabo rato white silk party costume and white fur-trimmed opera cloak, sealed in a carriage drawn by four horses and flanked by a body guard of twentieth ceutury girls. i 0l' M It'll OK A LA NO SLIDE. In Senator Butler's addresses, as chairman of the populist national committee, issued recently, he makes tbe assertion that if '25,000 more silver republicans had votsU forJJryan in certain states, the Nebraska statesman would have been elected president. I n viiMf f the talk about land slides, the assertion was considered rash, but it is very nearly correct. Let us see. Look at this table, showing how a change of little mire than 2j.000 votes, distribute! over nine states, would have elect' el Bryan: j&iectorai Mlaf.. Vote. Msjorlilra. Caliluriila ... .V lielawarv indlaiia . KKiiiufke ..1 . I.'l . II .. .1 HI ;,() AH North Dakota Oren'in i South Dakota Weal Virginia Wyoming Total eloctoral CO " Total McKinley ." Vow sutinose there had been these changes from KcKinley to Bryan: California, 2,510; Dela ware, 1,255; Indiana, 11,100; Ken innk v. 251: North Dakota. 3.510; Oregon, 1,505; South Dakota 151; West Virinia, U.iuu; vtyoming, 101 a total of 25.303. These changes vould have given evey one of the nino states to uryan, anu adding their votes to the 167 he got elsewhere, would have made his strength in the Electoral College 227, or three more than be needed to make him president. kx. the above . was written it now appears that Wyoming and South Dakota have went for Bn an, and California fives McKilileV less than 3,000 and Oregon less than 2, 000. and Kentucky only 238 and Delaware 400; so a change of less than 20.00U votes would nave elect ed Mr Bryan. The Orceonian has commenced its fieht on Senator Mitchell by writing anonymous letters proba bly manufactured in the uregoi ian office. Hon H L Benson of Grants Pass, who made several speeches in Lane county during the campaign just closed wants to be speaker oi me next legislature Prosperity has surely came to one newsnaner man since WcK.m ley's election. The Portland Chron- lde has eight pages ot cinei oi po lice sales of real property for de linquent street assessments. Roseburir Review: Last year under a tariff of 8 cents a pound our hon crowers sold as low as 1 J cents a round. This vear under the same 8 cents a pound tariff they are selling at 12 cents now who can fnrure out iust how the tariff affects the price of such products? Already professional politicians are begining to figure upon who shall conipopo McKinley s cabinet. Hundreds of tliem are hungry tor office, and ready to accept any job, from secretary of state down to sec retary of Agriculture If Mr Mo Kinley is gratelul for past favors and proposes to hand out cabinet offices in payment for services ren dered he should mako G rover Clpvelnnd secretary of state and John G Carlisle secretary of the treasury. How fickle is the coddess of for tune was never better shown than in the case of Alexander Gamble, 72 years of ago. an inmate of the San trancisco almshouse. forty years ogo he was reputed to be worth between $3,000,000 and $4,-000,000,-being reckoned as one of the wealthiest men In California. Away back in the later 50s, when Gamble was the owner of the ex tensive minim? properties up in Nevada, one of the many men who worked tor him in the diggings w is Patrick Keddv. then a day laborer. Now. after a lapse of two score years, Ueddy is at the head of the i.:.i. i...ti... i- Ul institution which Biii'iiers vmuiuiu. Chihuahua Herald: Mexico cannot but rejoice over the result of United States election. It means to her a great increase in the con sumption of home products, an in crease in manufacturing and a re newed prosperity in nearly all branches of business. Tho mining developments will bo greatly in creased by the immigration of min ing men and capitalists from the silver producing Btates of the United States. Stockmen can still continue to purchase Mexican cattle and ship them to foreign countries at a handsome profit. Mexico feels sorry for tho distressed, but, bb the Mexican Herald says, "business is business." Pally eiu ird Noremher IS. Pi'Kciiaskd. Geo THall purchased veaterdav f K It Sklpworth, attorney for Mrs J 1) Wilson, the linuae aud lot O t Ninth BtrtH-t, adjoining hlut ou the eaat; consideration, fS75. Mack Somniervlllo and Ihlly Meyers received barrel of hickory mils from IlliuoU tlila week, and James Abram a barrel of chestnuts from New York. E1TELEGRAFA, El Capitan General, Monogram, Belmont, -ite Stanford, And other popular brand of cigars at Julius Goldsmith's. Full Line of Tolocco and Candy. Headquarters for the Eugene Soda Works. CoiumUilitiier Oiiri. Nov 7. It.il It allowed: North Kiiit-ii No S aud mea aenaer u J A I'rnll UI0' of election North Kugune No 3 00 U McCrady juiltfe oi election North Kuxeiie No 3 o0 O VV Cornell clerk of election Nor'h Kuirnne ,u 3 u w Alfred Kirklaml eiem oi election North hutfeiie o 3 Smith Kutfene No 'i 0 ou 0 00 A M Aldeu JudiW of election Koulh Kugeim No J ami me ariiL'i-r 0 bO 0 00 Kdwin Fllxpairick Jule of elec ti riouth Kuueue No 3 J M Uearlmrt Judge of elec! Ion Houth KujceUH o 0 u w O M IJmley clerk of election Houth liuneiie .o a o w William Mulhewa clerk of elec tion Koulh i:ti(enev No 3 el 0: I) It Denilnt( Juilye of election Klmlr aud iiieaaeiiji-er I 00 J 11 Yale. Judge of election Klmlra 0 00 John A Jeans Jmlye of election Klinlra 8 K McClure c:erk of election Klniira 0(1 J K Ininuii clerk of election Elmira w Auiot I) Hylund Judne of elec tion Fall Creek and ineeii!er 10 00 John Kinieiiger Judge of election fall e.reeu Oeo M Neet Judge of election Fall Creek " 00 J li Youmk clerk of election Full J M Hwe Jmlire of election South Kueue No 1 and lues- aetlger $ " 0 Jarueai Taylor Judfe of election South Kugetie No 1 00 J 8 Mt Murray Judge of electiou South F.uiceue No 1 00 II D Wylie clerk of election Koulh Kngeue No 1 0 00 8 It Williams clerk t election South Kugene No 1 8 00 F W Onliurn Judge of election South h.ugene M) z ami nies- ai'nger (I C Dunu judire of election Houlh Kugene No 2 O K C'liri-inan Judge of election South Kugene No 2 E I) Mullock clerk of electiou South Eugene No 2 M 8 Campbell clerk of election Creek R O Callisoti clerk ol election FhII Creek O W Hurd Judge of election Florence Wrn Kyle judge of electiou Florence W It McCornack iudire of elec 6 2i 0 00 6 CO 6 00 6 00 6 00 0 00 0 00 tion Florence 0 00 I H ('null man clerk ef electiou Florence and inewtiger 22 00 OenO Knnwles clerk of election Florence 6 00 A L Honey Judge of electiou lichen 6 00 David Eby Judge of t-ltction Ooshen 6 00 A 11 Uovd ludire of election Oonhen 6 00 B F Keenev clerk of election (loslien and niesaenger 7 30 W L Kiltnunsloii cleik of elec- lotion U.whon 6 HO J II Ailllloru iudge of election Onte Creek 6 00 F Thompson Judge of euctiou Gate Creek 0 00 J J i'eiilot judge of election Gate Creek 6 00 J E Kenuerly clerk of election Gute Creek and messenner 10 80 J O'llrlen clerk of electiou Gate Creek 6 00 L 1' Tallmau Judge of electiou Gleliteua 6 09 J 17 Sutherland lodge of election Gleutena 6 00 Warren Nichols ludire of eleo- ;tlon Glentena 6 00 W J Builev clerk of election Glentena 6 00 A M Uichardson clerk of election Glentena and messenger 13 40 J G llinlou judge of election Hermann and nieaociigrr 19 00 P 8 Tucker judge or election Hermann 0 00 Wm Ferris Ju 'go of election Hermann 6 00 Wm U Wallace Judge of e ectmn Jasper and messenger 8 40 C V Humphrey Judge of election Jasper 6 00 J U Hills judge or election Jssfer J F Smith clerk of election 6 00 6 00 6 00 10 00 0 00 J as tier II W Jones clerk of eli'ction Jimper O T Mays Judge of election Long- Tom and metutenger L D Clark Judge of election Long Tom II U Inihlap judge of election Long Tom 6 00 II it Jeaus clerk or election Hermann 0 00 J T Taylor clerk of electiou Hermann 0 00 David Kitsou Judge of election Hazel Ied and messenger 14 SO John H Hill Judge of election Har.el Dell 0 00 T M McClane Judge of electiou Hazel Doll 6 00 A C McClane cleik of election Hazel Dell 0 00 V F Hebert clerk of election Hazel Dell 0 00 It Robertson ludge of electiou Irving and messenger 7 20 J II lnwall judge of electiou Irving - 6 00 (1 G Grots Judge of election Irving B 00 S L liond clerk of election I rv Ing 0 00 8 8 Spencer cleik of election Irving 0 00 J 1 Milllorn Judge of ele'Otion North Junction aud messen ger.., 0 00 C F Hurlburt Judge of elec'.loii North Junctin IIP CnlcUell judge of election North Junction A K Martin clerk of election 6 00 0 00 Norlh Juuction 6 00 8 1 Gihnore clerk of electiou North Junction 0 00 CJKIirnian Judge of eltetioii South Junction 6 CO W H Baker Judge of eUctlou South Junction 6 00 Jewte Severn Judge of election South Juncth n 6 00 G) O Powell clerk of election South Junctiou and inean-u- irer 9 00 J A Blew clerk ol election South Junction.. 6 00 J J Winn clerk of election Long l'..in 0 00 C Haves Judge of election. Long Tom 6 00 K It Talker Judge of election I at Valley and wetiger 9 60 W H Parker Judge o. election ' Ll Valley 6 00 Thoa Karl.ro Judge of electiou Lost Valley 6 00 II O Vincent clerk of election Lwt Valley 6 00 A E Barbre clerk of electiou Loat Valley 0 00 J It Vertree Judge of election Lane., 6 rO Wm Hamilton Judge of electiou Lane 0 00 W f Drugg Judge of elex-Uoa 0 00 Is.ih'sHimMm'erk'of'eieciu;;; 6 00 13 00 6 00 6 00 6 00 6 00 14 00 12 00 0 00 0 00 6 00 0 00 11 00 6 00 6 00 6 00 0 00 W BKih'tciiiey'VieVk'ofeiectloii Lnne and messenger............"- f A l.tt.-rr Judge of election J a Ktiniett Judge '"of "election I t ktf C'rtk J I' Wtilsuiau Judge of election Lake Creek H J Tabor clerk of election Luke Creek Fred C Pell clerk ol election I.BUe Creek and nieasenger.... .. J U Neet Judge of electiou Mid dle Fork and inenMeuger........... 8 K Larimer Judge of election Middle Fork E W Michael Judge of election Middle Fork .................... It (lisMliuaii clerk of electiou Middle Fork ........... ... WW llyland clerk of election Middle Fork Gto W Klggs Judge of eleetlon Mil be I and uiease'liger John FlehU Judge of election Mabel J L Stewart udge of election Mabel W Adam clerk of election Mabel R J Forbea clerk of election Mubel J M Stafford Judge of election and uiesseng' r Mohawk 0 00 6 00 6 00 6 00 000 C Cole Judge of election Mo hawk Joe Trinnell Judge of election Mohawk John R Cook clerk of election Mohuwk II Kuxier clerk of election Mohawk A Suirgestloil. nwliiu to the disagreeable state of the weather, the intended Republican lUtilicatiou lias Irom time to time been pol ioned. There have been many suggestions as to the better way of properly cele brating the bapny event, uue, a very magnanimous 1?) one, beiug that the executive committee who Lave this matter In hand, donate the amount fnntrli uted to t lie "Womau'a Patriotle t.euiFue. Willi the pertiuent proposi tion, of a "tendered baunuet. etc." While Uiat might be a pleasant all'uir and would no doubt contribute splendidly to (thepalate)oneevening's entertulnineiil, we nave aiwayi iavor ed originidity in such matters and would now suggest, owing to the pre vious iHtpiieiiicet, the present un settled condition of the weather, etc, and in view of a general Thauksgiv Ing so near at hand, Eugene might well think of her poor aud of those who through sickness or otherwise may be In need or help tor me winter, those to whom a sack of tlour or a bar rel of potatoes would mean much, why could we not lie charitable and un- aelllsh iu this matter by turning over tho amount contributed lor such a purpose to that noble organization of : : i ... Tuo MViw. wtilliru III our inj, .16. iiia . . w -i. - A.n'8 Kkmkk Co Hi's? Tliat would be an entirely original method: an un- si lllsli and generous maiiuer of show. ing both our enthusiasm ana patriot sin to our caiiiie. An evening's program, consisting of music, speeches, etc., wouiu uequiie appropriate as well. e are neither a member of Hie G A R nor W R C, and did not vote for either candidate for tl.e presidency, hence canuotcer titinly be itccuKcd of having other thana pure, unielllsh and patriotic motive In the suggestion, A Keithlioan. Jsiier Items. Nov 17. The wider has not done much dam age at this place. B F Sylvester had to take out the ele viilo-s from the basement of Ids mill ou ing to tlie high water fiom the river. Mr Rolen Hayes of Thurston visited relatives at this burg Saturday and auuiiay. J L Morehouse Is a filleted with the poison ouk ugHin. Wm Bull of Mountain Glen has sold 40 acres of his ranch to a man from Idaho. K C Hills and wife have gone to Al bany on a l-.it. The young fofks of this place are getting up an entertainment and bas ket social to he given Nov. 27th. A good program U being arranged. Myron and Johnnie Wallace ac compHined by Levi Castleman went to the mountain on a hunting ex- peMiuon. Jim, the horse doctor, Is helping uiii-ie uoiiu .H'Mvuouev erirvb a uew building. Jeu Hawk, Hie Chinese mlaslnuarv of Portland lectured to a good audieuce here last rnurtiiay nigtit. MrCitrlutou who moved to Eugene a while ain, has come back agaiu This place seems to be the best. AYER'S Cherry Pectoral would include the cure of every form of disease which affects the throat and lungs. Asthma, Croup, Bronohitis, Whooping Cough and other similar complaints have (when other medicines failed) yielded to Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. OP THB j , MERITS ill P rT Junction City i Milling CormjT MANUFACTUREIi8 OF THE i "WHITE ROSE" o.oo oFLQUR.o 0 0 o GUARANTEED leading grocers. u THEY REFORMED. Sonic one had called lier frlvoloua, fche was Just 20, and at 80 ono can afford to irecp bitterly in pink boudoirs. Life aeenied very gray, Indeed, ror anom 15 minute, and then tho silver lining ap peared, and with It evon a faint rosy tlngo which the heavenly Ullor somctimea iucks Into the actum of his luuirtuat clouda And to she smiled. "1 am ffolDB to be aenillde," she said and stuck a feroelons looking dagger through tbe main of braids at the bock of her lieod. "Scnslblo ana aerious, anu i am going to Improve my uilnd, as Aunt Van Uuren used to any. "I am going to the Astor library this very minute, and tbe next time Mr. Van Bchalck cornea to tee me he will not go away ond tell that horrid dowdy, Nell Uen bam, that I am 'a pretty little fuitberhend' oh, dour I oh, dear! If he had only said It to any one cIho In the world, but to that gtrl, who still wears four-ln-hond tie and big alcevM, aa Noah's fondly did when it came out of the ork, and doesn't know this year's style of sailor hut from lust year's. " And so aho hied herself oil to tho Aator library. e a e e Amaryllis was looking very and when Frlvolo arrived. She tlldu't have Frlvolo's rose and cream complexion nor Frlvolo's merry laugh. But Frtvolo didn't appreci ate her blcewlngi that morning. The first thing she did wai to begin to sob. 'Frlvolo, dear, what is itf" "Oh, nothing, only I wish I wish I could have a littlo wrin-klo In my forehead like you, and then people would any I thought sometime." Amaryllis rang for tea. "I'm so discouraged, Amaryllis," and she rolled her handkerchief Into a ball and dabbed oacb eye. "I want to be sensible and serious, and I don't know how. I want to lie clever and Improve my mind. I want to bo like you!" And such a picture of appealing misery tho sliver teapot hud scarce reflect ed before. Amaryllis looked horrified. "Mr. Van Schalck, the awfully clever one, who write books and Is a lawyer and la going to congress and all that, you know, ho well, ho culled oneo and awhilo, and he snld I was a f-fenthcrhead. Oh, whut a dreadful word!" "And you wish to pleaso this gifted creature?" wild Amaryllis, dropping a lump of sugar Into Frlvolo's tea. "Suppose you rend some. Tuko up a course of history. Dolly Madison Is a fad JiiHt now. Head up Dolly and tho wur of lb 12. War makes good small talk these days, nnd If ho Is go ing to congress" "It sounds very hard," faltered tho am bitious ona "But I'll try." "Thut'a right, dour. Now I'll confldo In you. Frlvolo, I want to bo frivolous." "Oh, Amaryllis!" "I'm tired of being learned. I want to know how to be attructlvo and pleasant when people are tired as well as when they are freah and ready to listen and nrgue. I want to bo like you. Now tell mo how. You never weary peoplo or task their In tellects or upset their nerves, You amuse them and refresh them." "Oh, talk nonsenso and wear pretty dresses, and when the atmosphere Is sad just curl your hair all over. I think you are awfully foolish though. I don't know much about anything else, but momma always suld a flirt was born a flirt, and I think you would not bo half so nice If you wore frivolous, Amaryllis." Bo they ported. a a It was fragrant and softly gloomy In the lampllghted iihikIo room, and Frlvolo, looking rather white and anxious, sat bolt upright on tho piano stool. All doy sho had been "studying liter ature" nnd "Improving her mind." Kings and queens were to her as so many puppets. Paganism and civilization were mere words to pbiy with. She wm well tip in literature. It was a novel position for Frl volo, ond when Mr. Von Sctmlck was ush ered In he wos surprised. She didn't run into tho hall to meet him with somo ab surd wcleonio which ho hoard, mlsundor stood and analyzed aa charming. Sho didn't laugh ond shake her hand vigorous ly and then sit down with a cloud of frills around her and chatter to him. A Ins, sho did nothing of the kind! Ho awoko her from a scene of carnage when ho entered, nnd she raised two brilliant eyes and a flushed fnco from her book, nel voneed with Intense, suffering depicted on every feature, and wringing his hand said: "Oh, Mr. Van Seholck, how ghul I am to see you I Wasn't it perfectly dreadful about poor Mory, queen of Scotnf" It was vory unkind of him, but Mr. Von Seholck went awny to tho mountains next day. Ho declared that his nerves were com pletely shaken up. Amaryllis shook the silver tea bell an grily, and Frlvolo allowed two meandering tears to caress her pink checks. "Well, it's a consolation, anyhow, Amaryllis, to know that you were not a success," "Thanks," said Amaryllis. "What did they say when you tried to bo llko mef" "Well, I don't like to seem rude, Frlvolo, dear, but the family wouldn't listen. They simply absconded. The girls all sold I hod turned Into ' Dodo. You remember Dodo In the book who talked aliout her baby as landed proprietor and w ished she could be a Christlnu martyr, so that her fingers would curl up liko luieon when they burn ed her at the stake? "Then my laugh you know you laugh all tho time, Frlvolo well, my laugh scared Bob so that ho knocked over a vase which father brought lrom Kgypt, and they all concluded that 1 was hysterical and hud better take a vocation." "Poor Amaryllis! I ll go wltbayou, If my gray frock comes home." "And vhat did Mr. Van Schnlck say after you tried to open the conversation?" "Say? Why, he almost fainted, and well, I don't think he appreciates clever, cultured women. It all depends on what ono Is used to, I suppoae." And then they drunk some more tea. Exchange. The Oregon Crocker Co., of Port land, had afSO.OCO Are Monday night; insurance, 110,000. The electiou being over, the Oregonian actually compli mented the Are department ou Its ex cellent worn. Hon TCHyde died at Baker City last Saturday. He studied la with Joaqnln Miller and was admitted to the bar In 1ST3. BEST QUALI The most popular flour in the market , ' Advauceinmt Oil The following sull... died by the AdvanSW wluter: nl Club at PSYCHOLOur Sensation ami rieromu sory uerves and speciiiTjW vauuu lfUo."w,t and accuracy of ,,wp 2. 1-oriiiMi on ,..K WB- ...tr Mi. i.V. i ""'O-Plt. 1u- ties. The total ninespurlP sonalltv. whut It i . ,.T.P'. 41 . of u nity contrasted wih .h.," " and the monuila Hill. IIU 8. What Is mind? animals. Are there ti.Z.,:1 plants. nd Inorganic pJ that nd ud is tit a t,tmn7nt " . 4. What do llieV 11 tit. . . to our Knowledge',' Are ik sources of knowing. ' ?w? sriierpi now lid we linn- . o ledcn nbtHiiii.il ih....L . u,1 reliable? n " reliable? 6. Anatomy uerves. of the brtio i 6. Renrodiii'tinn .r. . of association. How do we arenrodueed piiii(v.i f. . "UH How do we know tbat invlS 7. Memory. Kind, of Illutl-arV tt II. still. . la. 1 ........ j v. Mitiimiy. MlfliM,,.., Ill the hiirnnn L.i r. : onward. Tmliilnir ih ZTS inorb tl I ilia I1luaa...a.;... In " nianmrv In ujIikmi t Wt ory? Explanation of Hi pl,jsj b. i magi nation. Kinds. tlou as a moral force iu rducitioT v. Aiuiertepiioli; Interest; sto. lion; eoueation. 10. Hypnotism; tUePi fa. mind reuding, telepathy. 11. Production of belW; awiJ belief; leelings and lielieft: faith a perslitlons, tallMiiant, cbtnui ml omens; folk-line. 12. Origin of pwch; diveloponi of speech in the child; ipncu ud inoiigni; tneir tirpeti(iei,ce. 13. The moral feellmi ThtlM- Ins of obllcaliou. Their oriria' Hmt sanctions; is a man umlrr mofilote- gatlon ever to incur pain fnrihtiH ol another when It brings ooad(M tnge to himself' 14. Origin of the social fttlipp;tW: ntilitv and ellcetsnn lilslorr. 15. The will. The problem tiki anu iree win. lit On u lint frprlifirlfl m.ff a l-u be justly held responsible fur blit .i ,i noun. leent at Hntin Springs. Washington, Novlfl-Tbi pr dent todsv ao'Miilited JsninLt'esa of Portland, Or, agent for tin Indua eif Warm (Springs, Or, vicerner t Ingar, deceased. (James L Cnwau hasbwo employ . .1.. trt,...l .-'..... ...mMIUPlUHII ai ine e. unco oiBica (iii". assiatant examiner of custom. T" agency at vwirin pnrings cum lor ihiiiiu iiii'iiiuc, v".p death of Peler (iall igar, whowii pointed to Hie positiou no; -:....., n.i.iuirutiiiii. Mr torn has been a resident of Oirw i mauv years, liaviiig lived In A aud Lebanon, Linn county. president of the Linn county t bank, which succumbed during pan io oi is'.'.i- U. S. Land Joel Wan having been ap pointed U. S. Circuit Cos Commissioner tor tncu.su; of Oregon, U now preps to make Homkstkad Fiib Final Proofs, and take fc :.. r,vTrT CAE lllllOIiy I" - it . i i ii. vpiirs W- Having nuei inuij .t.: , Mna lis penence in u" - cntifaction 1 1 ticn iu v-- wvery e:use-. v.-- Fellows' uuikiiiifc, --e ie Oregon. f,.t.-ndiil ..(iisial r v.i.- 11 .mti.iu, .,. lp.l. Ann'ium. A"' !l.W kiI.rrMC.nt. ......Aii n. THE ARNOLB CMW." 1818. WstUrs ,la--0' ' AT i. -1 -vHSt. For sale at VerlBtUMi-- 1 - . TT.n KSO I STEEL GO ir;f!iT li.hUrr- ' uaU. t . . i r n'r? I- '"lu'v-t IE h Mou- r iigene. I'M1