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About The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 24, 1894)
A o 1 M ci WINTER NIGHTFALL Tf caw ham radial (n.ra ib iun tWhiiui tt bur null. Th .' rarira ilrlfn 0 brautr M Wbr ml la gra na ,u. low dlta and fali.i V hi. oiKi.l tin A. n I hr land ri. dull Uk a.na. r, ,. VI -',-' tug A Lot Ilia fUl a grrat naail4 at ! irkliii tu.. and ahiir; Tl drrii dark rurtait.ai.f it W MiiM with a u.l.l.n iigi.t. An'l In Bmmrtit. anh a ailvtir f!,ai lh full UMa.n rur t hu Hri.nid tn lan.-l ( tl,, .mlr wood '1 l.al i mw id ilutani biiL -11 K. Jlunkltlru k In Harper' Wtklr. )iovtiii:vmaa(;i:i). s.HEIlINTLNIOfOUTICS CnJuUtt Hustled For Vote. 1..1.. of II.!- l. --. T '- i auj uu uotir f AiiHj i, vI I,. ,,,w ,Ulli r I 1y1.ru yotl noiu .. ej fa. ,, fctIJ I askllig for la Sir k.. I -.''"'' to MUM ,. ,...... I ll.adl.taal Mivpl imwat ' drvti ev 1 trai k caZt4 1- . ' . r .i...iu.l. ,c,wn !. 7 I te Grocery SuTcrtd Vltk I' i AWm rrfv-fc vfcV. ea s. i,afaJ ,,. .KJUf h. r 11 .t wki Uh.t,m t Wk4 tt.m.4 with cr.aa.UeaniUt:le. - Pajsv" ) wi4. "yi m u.t n . ; k t mamma rt, ),., would n, t cheat you ii.t hta.1y Im. If. mu, y w,-v, raril.il ntirsclvf." .Mr. (li.-n.-y stared at the j,irl with in credulous I'm . "And if v.. a don't la li. ve it come ml a. eoellOW, KUld 1.11114. fllt-ll;,. a,.tl towel. ".Mary IViui how.l in M,.. IH .,n, tidily ro.taet,,i hr hi. 1..1..1.!.... SHE HD Htn wt crff. tas-r a aa laataika Mum to 114 thia . - I Vkavarr. M.. . . . I K(.s IK ran. pan r wa aianr wlm Til 0T TIIIW 118 OWX.w ,Un.a.ui.w ihM II ....ui h. I u ! IK wita Krr.'- a M kiI IL f, , ur llutt aloiia any n-- w.uilj r. 1 u,!. n.- f llM l lluin , . r .I. u in.liaW r t vot u n.akif Aamtt jv, u kutann, bu u km t:aM MrHau. aaal braa r fM ty B-l. a KaoM a aB Ual 4 ' (It ttw kiUaa . ,aW-r . lnm . " - aa k) It Wa ratklam Trl Ail Ik M.'ikint" iu iba mad viLk tias UE 1LIE TILE WEATHER ! ORtRT C. LEE'S CHARGER. rrwUta In cud . 4 eraa,' Tav w4 mw rkra l ailil t I'arifT rllll la Ml IM. Irl. l mm 4 l uan.1, T i. That V ar4 Workrn Ar Umlirn All. U, r N' man In 1h.1l ..irt ..f town m tn.i IVk your tliltiKa aa ..n m j-(m j!r.iMi. my il. ,ir." iuii.1 Mr. CVmk-v. -Vi''n Ki'itf to iiiovt) iNitiirliiy." Mr nnJ .Mr. Cluwrn-y wrro a m.itri nioiiiul liriu tlirro wiMtimiui-Ktinu ulxmt I ti'l.l ii evt rvthum 11 ti l Mi. tl, tlu.f:rt l'lir' H! r.ii parm 01 kvh jru aro II warm , Jown tlirro uii.l. r thr a.mtli w.ill. .; tl. I c r .ti tin? Iion.-v f.,r u, W( (, ;'lt. ,fl kll tlieni.f ll,.u.r tint lt..w il.wti III tliu tnrii.l.iw th.it i.m im.I... . . l M lit mu. .r. V11.-.11. J nan Mwayt bn a , t"iiy nnd kirr- iif .r t!. . ,t,,Ki,iiira ..i.nt .rtn. r in the 1 ujrn. an.l Will ,hu an I uruun.l If vrr I K-t marnr.1." MM Eltna. a 1 th.-m uft. r all the li..r- w. r. .t.. all, t ri'!it ).! Kirl of i;. " won't be nut wr m-nt lx.n ni.,1 km,.. 1.1. ,.f 1,1,. .... 1 rrtMin to tho city rv. ry Uy l.v .Mr. IVnn'i wa.11 An.l wo eatln'-nii wil.l nr !. a tl" riatnpU of ll.. in.l.tly ll,'. .-..(Ill I 11.111, ,lnl, ,, , k.j,, B1M il.uwly an, I ,:i k.',t ..i.iMl.limrrit. Mp Klla-rw.ii w.i a l.iri I. amiinj w,,in an . f l,.i.ir li.k,.!ti.,n. ai 'I tl,.' . lulJrrn Wrr- nx 1 h.f li'.l n, w. II dr. . .1 lilt t.iiv wu. I, nt ihnv I, I,, k. ill.t.uit fr,m M homo niul w.i i.r.ir t!ii r. nx r whir tli li.irao cam wvru UuiJ.t) f,,r tl, u; ua tiiaintiia Wli. re, my Ui-arr akkiHl Mr. CLo o y with a littlo utart. Into tho cimtitry." nai.l the f.miilT autocrat. "I'm ttnsl (.r thi, city biihj. ti.-M. It cwt a ii-ut l.al more tliau it coiui-ata I'm tol.l )'u can Iivo at half t ic ripfiKo in I' country." Hut." piHtiiil thpwif... "wliat Is tobe roiini of the cliiMrvti'ii Mlucatiutir' Tin tv a a very .li.trict tk h.H, in the ii.'vlilNirh.Hxl, not liiuru than a mile di..ta:it." fx jil.i 1 her IiiiaUiiiiI, "mi.l en-n-i-o will lo th. iu punl." "An.l what tiro wo to lo for mx-irty?" "lVh.iwr aai.l C'h.Kii.y. "I wuuM not cue a rap for -o,lo w ho can't lie kk 1 1 ty for tlifiiiM'tvi-a. There'll U- the hoiihe ,,rk to Jo. juit know iiolHNly k.t m a rl in tho country n, pl.-nty of chore. u:, nit tho place for Will unl S'ii,-rr. I I, ill kivp a horne if I can M one cheap, f r the tal 1011 1 half a mile from the' place, an, I I'vo liarainnl for a coiiiilo of tow ami aotne pit,'"." Mrauwhilo Mr. Oieaney cxplaini! to l;t wifo the variotm u.lvant. m.-a wlii. h trawN rn.' la fore the aim wa up mi l K"t cherrti" out of theil.l lane. AnJ the luotiry l oura 4'V. ry c ut of it." I "Ilotiey, hr Mi.l Mr. Ch.-Mi.'V. nt.ir- ' UZ at the row of liiv.ii. f,,r i:im. ha I ilraciil him out Into the Nov. ml. r moonlight to the acme of action. "W. II, I I've kvii thr.- many a time. Imt I al a 1 wn they l loiicitl to Spiro P. mi folk. All I flower an.l Wil.l In rri. Onlu't think th re w:ia no much iiiom y In 'em. (In. "mi I'll try tho lniin. i my. elf next year. ymiT that the woin.'n ! folka ahiiul.l havej;ot the Mart of me." ! Aft r that he narilnl hi family w ith iiior n-fji t. The mi re fact that tin y coul.l ram inotii y ha.l 1 U valnl tin til im- : uieiiaely in Inn niht. ! Hut when prm ciiine he .,.t hi nl.le coadjutor. Mt Lima inci.l. tilally an-l),illu-e. to tl 1 III one .1. iv that he w an Co inn to U marn. ,1 to Walter 1'iiin th next work. "An.l mamma ia ounin to live with n." u.1,1,-,1 Clma. "She cau l xtainl the J (KM m 0 1 wi "A V i A J w. ru to accrue from the proinin il move. ' lamp houw ami thia liar.l work unv lotlK'rr. "It un fortunate, mi.) he, "that Klina hi; l llotilo aren't boy. Such a lot of woineu folk nro enough to nwaiup any family Men now can ula maru their 1 read. Cut wo muni try to make every ljly UM-fnl in miuio way or other. It's kj healthy, you know, ud.lixl he. "And Hut Mr, tliesnry did not to to the Penn fann. Mr. Cheney lunal 11 utoiit n rviii maid uud laid drain pi im,. r tho kitchen at.N.p. If l,n wifo r.ally audrrKto. her Imsim-ft .i well, it w.u Worth while to keep her Well uud active. the rent wou't bo hulf of what we imr he consid. n'.l 'fo- ) "I couldn't leave jmpa, you know," "Are there any modern convenience ijU Mra. ('ln nry to Klma. "Ho mean uIn, nt tho place.'" timidly impiinil Mr. 'ell, and now that It. Uvea IUi k.1 la Uietney. column hero and the kitchen i dry we "'i'here'a aprine of excellent water 'all p-t alon nicely. I woul,ln:t (,' ulmut unndrrd yard from the house." back to tho city for in thinir now." aid her liUhhatnL Mr. Chimney gnvt palo. "Have I K'ut to wnlk a hnndre.1 rnrii for every drop of water I want:'" aaid nlio. "And a larjjc rainwater hopihrad un der tho euvei of tho bouse," added Mr. Uieuey. "Ami I've already Rot a bar Kaiu lu keroM'tiu lamp. A for candl.-a, I am giveu to nuderMaiul that pxxl boii.rke iH'rii make 'em thcm.Hclvtn in tiu uiulds. There nothing like economy. Now I do l'i to know, Abipiil." lie added irritably, "what yon are looking ao lackadaisical uIhuiI? Uo you expect to ml Mill and fold your band while I do all tliu work? (jive mo a wumau for alter natural lazinc!" j Tho lirxt i.in'lit of Mulleinntalk farm waa ilipintiiii in tho extreme. Uetween rmk and Hwamp there waa scarcely pasture for tho two lean cow that Mr. Chenney bad bought at a bargain, and the hollow hacked horse which (.talked iihotit tiie pr. iniiv bko aomo phantom liucephaluH. The Bpplo tre.- in tho orchard were t!ireo-uarter dead, and Icam-d Borrow fully away from the ea-.t wind, until liieir boiiK'ha touche.1 the Very ground, lice had all koiio to ruin and the front f ito waa tie.) up with a hemp Hiring. ! "U tliu home.'" aaid Lima, with uu In ii, u nliable int. iiiatiou in her voice. ! "We'll Kft thine all Mraihtcuod tip after awhile," haul Mr. Chtwncy, btistliiij; tu drive away the pio. which had broken o it of their 1 a n and were peuliiij dit i:mlly under the window. Mr. L'luwiiey cried hiTM-If to ahvp that t...htand uwakeiiel tho next Inoruiti ::li every Ikiiio imtinct with (hooting Jain. "And no wonder," aaid Srnrrr; "th-re' a foot of water in the cellar." "We iniiHt have it dram. -I," naid Mr. Ci.eaney, with un uurai.y ,a,k; "but ti.-re'a plenty of thiiiKH to do liraL" And now iM'ati a ti'in of the utricteat jnotiiy. Mr. Chenry himself paid for i-verj-thintf 'ifh check, and not an urti--!" came into tho house or went out of it without bis cognizance. New ilrerw.il "Nor I either," mi, I Lltiiii. "And, oh mamma, 1 thall uluaya ,,ve thoM lai hives under tho hollyhiH-ka. f,,r it wa tin-re that Walter uxked me to bo hi wife." Mrs. CTieanry tearfully kiavl her dauht'T. She, too, had U. n happy once and had her dream. It waa to la. hop" I that Waller I'. 1111 wax made of 1I1IT, r.-nt metal from (ieorgo Chesiiey. Woman' Magazine. I A ('MM' tiplnliin ef Ailam, A (paint little maid who I nut very de cide.) mid clearly delin.-.l notions of lu r own, wIioho homo i on the North Side, j climo by tho Ijiiko Shore drive, and wIiomi ' mamma hi a commuuicant of St. Jam. a', riviitly very urgently riiiiet.d that ho bo provii!el with one of "lho-e l.j print iiihle that have cover that double lck." She explained that ahu wanti-.) to read the Hihle all throtiuh, aa her new Sunday hcIkmiI teacher ha 1 done bhehad just been promoted from the infant r.a.m to the Sunday nchool proper before waa 10 yearn old. Of course her mamma was not only willing but unxioiia to en roura'O ao pious a purjaiae, ami alio pit the sort of a Lhble little Sue wanted. Lach day for uu hour or mure alio read ' with careful attention in her new Iiihle. When he came to that chapter which relate hnwdixl call. tl Ad. 1111 and Lve to account for their dioladi.nce, Sue went to her mother, uud brinm her aoft coveti'd Iiihle together with a ban;; exclaimed with acorufnl indignation: "Do you know, iiiamma. that I think Adam wa just as mean aa he could la-. Huwaan'ltit to apeak to, and if I had los'n in Lve' place I never w ould have poken to him ii.-ain. Jti-t think of his K"inK and telling ! on Lvo after he bad eaten the apple t,. I don't mat what made Uod liMru to audi a tattlur un way." Chii -ajjo Herald. Ctrltlng ll.mry tu (,i Mi...tliia. A well known nrti.it. I ludio la In New York, but w hoao home i in a t l.-.lMllit Village nil hour ride from the liielroiaili.s. prmnM-'l l.ullilul.v on,,' (.crriv.i 01 t amom, uu. i f..i i.a. ride iIohii town. A m.al.l nr.iry, It mludit I, am l. 11 tertu.sl. Tim l If (...li tts'lli.al iiIm.iv pl. k and a.ll. III.' ahow ca a were ahlny, mid the oiit..,r ilnpl.ir of tahlea mi.l friula 1111, 1, r Hie cml awuliiK a. n cm. taut .1. li-hi. Hut anrc riry part of Ihr picturv vaa Clirla, Hirt ' r -at iiaiur.'d nn. I In. 0-.1l In a whim npr, 11 He wore 1111 ii.linir:.) !., p.ii. li .,f rlil 11 H l l-k.-r.. nnd on hi. l ine n.a ktle wits a if, Id h.i.l.of Hie Konl. ra. 1 hi. la thn j .ia riplloii of Chii k-ixrn by the t'hl.'.n.-,) itia .' ril mini. 1'r.s.iiiniililr he tin roiiteiitnl. He own rd I he .l.,r mi.l buiw, hi. family r. Inlloii I wen. pleiiMiiit, nnd he had lioin;li Inwln t Lis p hla viirnlahiil dillvrrr wniiuii on the (. 1 inoal of the lime. In the auiniiirr the (aiuily hilen.l.il a few pi. ni. a, ami In the winter he and hla wife ,itr,,iil,. thfl ' llnll.es K'V.'ll ly llel;hla,rh.aal l.alin. Chrla wita a Kulk'ht of I') thin na well a a lon-ur The tlr.l lii.ll, .-illoti ..f hi ileal ra to en ter aillll.a not lila J.illllllif the Maaoli. Shortly after that he m lit In hla inline to aalnwluit aa iety, althouuh heisuil.lti.it lnkv Then he w.u cIiom-ii .1. 1, v'.iU) to tho muiily is, n vein Ion. Th. . rnrly ariiit..in( were hnnlly no tl.sil by the n.-lj;hlior mid rii.toiiiem. It Wn W hen he Jollinl I he (', Cnlinty U iim-nitlr Mnn hliiK rliihthnt hla frleii.U l ir in 1.1 wiy, "I'hrla la mliiiix In Mlitr." I He went with the 1I11I1 to oa 11 the at.ilo rniiiilmi at Sprltiittli ld. When he ram 1 hark, he wna hoarxt nnd a.a'tiiisl to hnvo loat ah. . Some of hla la-.t frli nils l ill to reiiioii.iriiie vxlili him. Mrimh, the (nil tore maii, ilropjaal tutu the irnai ry ami aak.sl him In ki ninny w.mli, ' Chris what' your object In i;e!tliit Into, puil ll.af' ' ('un I tnif t y Kellx" a.kisl ( hrl. IrmlitiK the wny Iw k to thixh-.k, to the clerk roiihln't nvrrh.nr niiythlnu. "Tho niua,n I in itoIiik to tell y.m this la that I know you're, fri, 'li, I of mine. Now, I've las nlalklliK on the iil. I lo w ine of tho hlKucst Diin.araia In this ilialrlet, and they want luu tu ho a raliill.lato for re pro- . .illative." "Then-' n,4l,liif In that for ymi. If you're rhs t.il, ymi II have to mhs t y.uir biiaineaa. I aliouliln't think you'd want It." I "I don't want it, hut a lot of my frlrmU an nfter me to take It. Sun.' one lnut !!' In ninl niiiu.li that MeCliut.a k itaiiif. I It a In-. ii rillllliliK thia ili.lri. t t.ai loli(." ' That all rik'hL Ix taumu one t laodo It " ''Tho boy ny I ran do It, and I're promlMil to all, k. I ii t you know It'ann outrage for this district tu lai r'prra.'lit.-J In the I. lalati:n by an, Ii a mnn a Mo Clint. a kf Say, you'd l aurprlant If I 0 ,1,1 you the iiaiiii-a of aoine of the losiplo that are with me In this thliirf iKiynu think ymi ran awliiktanyof tho (ieruinn In your pns-ltirt V .Mr. Mraiih aw It was of no uwi to nr gue, and o he anld he would do all he Colli. I. Chris Kllaraoii wa in politic, mm enough, with all thn ympt.nu plainly (Ih.hIiik. He la'u.iu sniukiuit clifitr all lila liking huura, and the lw, k end of hi 1. n.w alr.-el l, nail.l ai i 11 1.1. a to Si Clint. a k'a on.', hut III the ilark rn.t . f ih ll .lrut M.t ii,i,, k I, ...I an all a w, rl.il ".Ir.irf " l he I. nl-l for own it a.,!,-,,ii ; wuli lwi k r'iu atu. hiueiit (,,r I.kI,.-. he wa. an honorary in, ml. r of the' and ' ph .i.ure ' ilni and hnl n n., ., in.iiiy pn. in. rs (nun the llri.l. e,l mi, I p-'l .e ii. th.it a lar' ra,rii, ii , ( voter virre under heavy ut.lln: U.lia e him .M, Clint,, k h.id his rnrtiiles, h. r. r. and Hull M, K. -nle iis one .,( ih. m It .ia the l.ui. r h,i racortnl Clin, through Ihr iljtk n.l ef the iliatri. I w hile the a k, ranv.iaa Mas la lii(j ina.l,. t hru , r all hla Ui,l,- in, i-.itiui home at nvht r.s kiiih. iih Kink-, r ale and I,k1,I .1. n nil cigars The (Mm of the irmerry was pi i-t. ml wltli anil, mi,, . in, nl of tteriuan imh, na, Sn,all.i .1 ni, .-.. lri.li il.'iii.uiairaii. i,., t.,1 on. I las.ple ,.-,ke walka. I hria . ik'! t tl. k, la f.,r i v. rj ilumi that r.iiue nh,ii lie onli'fsal uiiloti hilal lU'trs mi lk'nc all. k raiiily to the In-h .'Inhln-n. In ..,I, r to ..(leu any .-il le pr, jinll.v rt; im.t bis li inn'. H, i.j. nt i,lk'l,t lu t ii, uhite the Btn-iiuMi i f the . n t ni'lety vole mi.l pni, I H-". i, i pt hi. piriii-t. lut, i p.ij. r til it he ha.l n. i. r h. .ml of I. (ore, I'll thr m. rim, u of primary tl.iy he was .a n l.i jump Into hi. Imiv-v, In. h the tM,r orn-l mid il i-li il,llv away Mra. :ilr on tame ruiintiiir to the front itate and wal. Ii.il the rnttliiiu I'lincy in(' nniiiml the turner That eveiiln l,eriit to the M nw.lK rrv lnif over nn ev. iiliiK p.i r h hl. h aalil that ( hrls Kll. rssui, I. ml. r of the anil Mi Clint., k i n ml, h.ul . h ill, 'he. , I the veto of 1 tit, k KI iiitl. r. n.s lort.l at. vctlore, and hn.1 las-n iill.u ktalnmlt li.iMil tlinniKhi a l.iuuilrv I Mr M.ivw. U went t.. h-.k f r Chris mi.l found hint In M. -t if. r . .iil.a n. .,iiiiillnu the bar Willi hi. lint an. I tleehirltitf that the rails., of ),.a p.v.Tiim.'iit ,,uh "(ret there, and th ii l joii ( .rk-. I It " For the Oral time In hla life t hria waa under the ltitlui'iii of 1 1, n,.r At the roiiv.-iition n, l tl.iy M. Cllnttark. feat i a h aia t ai "Ttl.auna alaa til. a, atarkr, t!, irr aisr. "It .ka , . k 1 1 rue," Mi, I the riiaa with Hi., (fin.-, r N .ird I i th r.uii in- rrupi. r, "like jr. .n h ue in,. 11,,-t niki. Ural hi ft if t, Km whit y,.ii don't know every time y 11 . jh u y,.r i,i, , f any m.m I iv, r kn w..L I will admit," coiiiiiiu, ,1 the in ni with lh. kiiu.it b ird a. ih, fc'f'a . r imi.-.! a buml lial rxpnaaioii, "Ci.it v.. 11 are all ndit In the (,'rtsvry bii.m, I'.i.-t ii, a man would have to I.' pr. :ty in . lli to make a livin out t.f l!. kni t o'at,.k ya k.. p Now, Ih.i time y,,ii 1 pl.un. , Hi hair la 111 in tin. butt, r lav.iu.c tin. but- to Captain Howjtte'i Fick! ntt Wti Not Aitoniilxiax, 4 an or i.f.Mrit 1 MHratv lit R.HrMMill kl..ryr III. IVarat rra Ih llra.l Ih kignal Ma-r,l. la a I'rlaea ( rll l.,r Tarll trar I a . In. itarlf K-aL an 1 Now, the people tlioi,, waa ren.,iiilmil,il iy XaWA J 1 t I f I I . I A WV J 1 1 ! ! i ! '1 vV'iTT fi k' "T1U T TIIHFW Mr. taiWH." arrlntnntloti ami wiu v.a'lf.Mii.ly rhrs'irsl by the active mau.irf. r of the KllaTaon caiii(iaiiii. Chrla kt.aal In the d.airwny nnd anw It all. A mnn next to him .-rl 11 it. l nnd anld, "Tin J hivb you the iloiible maw." Ho n n. li.il 1,1. at, ,n In a trail, . The clerk l.aiknl at him and aulil llolhlnu Ft) lis Strnuh rnme In. "Ilavn you got ciioukIi, Chrl.f" ho aak eil irently. ' Thry thn-w ineilown," lioutisl Chrla "All the vollnir wo tlolie by his Kiinif They w.iiihln't let my men Inaltl... Tim isilitai atoial III wllh thein, t.ai, and would lint nrn-st that nlKKerwhrii he at ruck me " " I told v.,11 lo kia p out of It. " "S'vrral laaipln have been after ma lu run Imi. i ml. ni " "I oii t tl. 1 It. For heaven' aakn, don't Kts'p out of ailltlr." After drea.iiitf hi rye ami thlnkliu It over Chrla cm huh . I that bo Would k.' u ouu t. r w iii't .itoiitt t uouK'!i t 1 hold t-v'i Ih. r without it was plumb II..W.. IlleXer, It . Is lu,i 1 ,u , can't w.i.te no m, re tiiimoii y.m. this h. re Woman "Whii h Woman;" "This h. re woman I was think. irt of when 1 poke was ju-t like all the r.-t of 't III. Wh. II her linn, I w.ut H,t, it Wa .'t. Pore tlmik'. bIio bad to die to pt In r own way, but ah,. o,,j "I.ovo ail.ur.'" 11-k. ,1 the mail from Potato cm k. who h id a rom intie trrak 111 Ilia III. 11 1 ill Colli. I Ion "I.oe uil.iir ii .thitil shown mnrrit to b. r ihinl Iiii.'..iii.L They hadn't laa-n marritf. r in. re'u a w.s k, I "ilea. N f .r. the old man latins twittiu her ciitae ht was ao tluti nn won, I. nn why the Lord tsuildii't 11 lit to make her weidi as in iit-li as Ins Hrt wif.v 'll .w mil. h did the dear atu,'' I wiudiT he a.k.sl In 111 kinder Karca-tidike one day win 11 th.y bad lai n jawiti a little more than common. " Mi-t exactly I.Vi la.umK' aiy luv "Well," av he, Tm a "0111 to Kit t, that w. iKht if It takm me a hull dr.sl vcaia, ' 1 "Howaoiiii'ver, 'f.-a, I of p'Hiti any, fatt. r he Kits t liiiuu r an tliiuin r right ' 11I0111; till at I. i t he tips an tli.. , 'Well,' any ih.. old man, .-,. m bko he ilnln't Kit t-i th.it th. re weight hhe tatted for litter all. I KU.-sahrweiKlnsI near, r .Vi than i:..V Itut thaf all ho i knou.d alsint it. Ala.tit two years after tin re was n l.aiin in real i .tate, 1111 Him old Kfiivvard turtilil out to In pretty K'.altuwti ,,s the folk had to move, this here Woman lllllotl thereat. When tie v n, 1110 to ilih- hi r 11 v ho ha.l pair I litd." "Petrili. d, I allpaMi yu mean," aaid the K liiailteaclier. "Anyhow, I mean ho b id turned to n'k. An Juit f. r cmioMty they WiiKhe.l li.r runny thm t.ai. She col xaetly to that th. rn I .." amt'ils he nll. a wild he'd ki'. III! they Won't never liolaaly mako me la lievo that alio didn't know w hat alii, w.ia d.uii all the time. " lie li.iu.ii.il 1 a .I011rn.1L From t!i, le n . f the il a. rvl.e to a f. - 01 ..II. from ll,,' tir-t iln :, a,,f ,. In 't 11 a. . 1 1 1 v , Willi nil ii'i.iilli.tl 11. tine 'i,l a brilu 111 arm ri.. i., .. tie f. ,ni' tl.. k. Ii.i, link- in , 1, ry j. ,n ,.f u. ,-oiin-iry w 11I1 ni:. ,t .1,,, , ,,, ,, , , h NI for I.' J. .r.. all . .11. lu I ll-'.tl. -a III N,w,rk .111 111, ,1 a t , illy m ri ui, ..11 a Jury w lule ( i.'ii n,. Um )u.t ,-u, U an. tl ,' ..ili, 1,1 p. h i, ,a, r f i jj,. la, II 11, nr . II, ni.tle .111,,. a.. Nor I. tin. .ill II,. , a , t. r 111 . f the Army of the CtimU rim, 1, 1111 , it . r In the n .'iil.tr Bruit an, I a -el, 111 it of torn., .i.m.l lux uii.l wilhnl ihe pr. j.storof a . In me for h-a. hltirf ti e north p. I.- w hi. li ii,,t w nil an, h .ippn.i .il thai ll 1 .nn.. vrrr in-ar belli? n, 't.. li' o.in'n ... nnd nil this rri.l.-,! tti loa .1, ft. ni, luu. 1 !. e,,v, ruin, ut e( ,C-.m i;:..,.,i and Ih-. 1114 In in W.i-li iinrt' 11 with a worn. in aiu, ., ,nty w,ia I. 11 it n p.' ul ir loi.l in ih ,1 e iy. Ib-nry W How u'-itr w ia l..rn tu Viiif 1 111. 1, and hla llrat enr -1 In 1, nt In pul llo n rviee waa as n loluiu.a r lu Isi JIiitho Tw. nty aaii'iul .Ml, Infill Infantry AI III,. I el. Mill y. .in lit. rhe w.u. unillial prix'tn r In S Lhinnioii 1 u but I hi Is aniielp.itniir. He I, i.l a.,m mlli'ary , know l.li;.. ami w 1. . I. . -t.il , . n.l lieuleti aiit, w.ia pn.ni. .!.-,! to bn 1. 1 major for aa- ' rial Kall-mlry nt Chi. k.m , hum and I'liiuo out a i.ipi.iin. nd. rwhi, li ho .-, un.l a II. 1. tenant, y in the r itular nrmy In In'. l.eii. ral Alla rt ,1 Mi. r was oruanlr linr 1 the w.iiiht r biir. au nnd fmiii, -r, nt tllltl- ' i iiliyln hs iiiiii- ii.-i.i.iiih m nil Iht. a. I nil 1 he kln n l,il.',-nu,l aa. ml aptltii.t.-a ile- inilile. In Capt 1111 Ilowf it., he la lii v.il he h i, I wrunil a trrnaiire, and Ih latter' prom. , 1 loti wa. ntpl.l In laid he pn j.. t.il n a. heme f.,r n-iw h 1 11 ir the 11. .11I1 .,h whh h mail.' clt-ntillii riplon ra l.iudi. but r.'itKn'..tn.-ii wrn a.i hnpn .--.I t hat n bill In t arry out hla phiti wna liiin.lii.iil and fiivornhly n ia rt.il I t the h.uiM. .oinmiii,.' mi natal nftalr Hi plan wa to kii to ii,nvnlr ut point In s ! Hi. I Aalaaal WHtta bf lb f,Mrral, J ir panple in this broad land do not t that the hit. 1 (i-m ral Ib.Urt E. L.s)' war. re Tr.iT. ler itainnl almtavt I ra Ii fame as ill I l r. I. I rat.-rl Ct41. 1 fb r' c..minai,.. r I, una. If. After tha w tr on aiii-t wrote to ( . n, ral I aak bu- f. r a ih npii n of Tiael r. whii h (i.n. ril l..e wrote f .r bun. Thia ll hit the K' ii ral wrote nlaait lii favor ite le.rM.; "If I was an artit like yon, I Would draw a true pi.-tureof Trarrb-r, r. pr. .. titfii' hia line pr",rtioii, inaa ru! ir 11,-nie, d.ip (ht. li,,rt bock, tr, luf haiim h.-. H it ..fc'.. tmall bead, br a l f ri in el, ,1, 1 1, ale eara, tpu. k ryrav, mill f .t and Ida k 111. me nnd talk. S11. h 11 pi. lure would iiiapire a pt't, vl K'Uius c.,n, I then depict hhi "lli an, I d' -, ri'-. hi. . mlnraiiiv of toil, hunger, tmr-t. b at nnd t old, the dan K' rs and .11IT. r tiics thmunli which h In. p i-.. .1 II" -. uhl iliinte njam hi .i:i 1 ry mi l arT.- ti' n and hi invarl abl" 1, - n' to any wih 1 f In rider. II.. mi.'ht 1 1, im.iKine In thouKhta throiidi the l ,iu( indit mart'ht anil t is of I it! !.. throuKhwhi. il he haa p t-H'L lint I am no artit and con th. r. fore only aar he waa a Confederals Kr iv "1 1 un hnM-d him In the autumn of lsi', in ih,. mountains (,f Viriuia, ami he baa la. 11 my pan. nt follower ever inee to li.-titKia. the ( aroliiuu ami ba. k to Virginia. Il. earri, .1 methroiiKU the a. vi ti ilava' b ittle, around Kn h nioiid, t In. a, . .ml Maii.-irwia, nt Sharp luirK, Fre.lii, k.l urK'. the l.i.t day al t hai llorav ille, to I'eiiiiaylvnnia, at (i. ttvaburK and 1 .1, k to the K.ippalian IK. k. Krnlll the colllllli 11, 111. ut of the miiipaiKn. in In. t, nt liraiiK", till it dim. at, .uud I'lttahurtf, tho a.hllowaj earn ly off hla ..k k u he pawa-d llirouKh the tire of the i!,. rm-rus, Sixittiiylvaiita, I.l ll.ul.T nud 11, t,m the Jam.- river. SHE WANTED HER PACKAGE. Aal ah l.al , Tins Aflrr K,nn t:mihall I tilaiiallna, Ju,l,-in from ..ni.lhin that t.a.k plum ill olio of the i xpti- ofllii-s, I mil atiatlnl that all Women don't inspire tho faculty for .ohlm aft. r tin y nro marrlisL A you 11 4 woman w ho live a l,,iit way out 011 .letli-raoii lr.i t canui into one of I ho I'xpreaa company' ofllnsi with u jHwial card he bad n-ti-ivtil from CAITAIN III V lir W lloWUATK. the far north nnd raiahll.lin aal and bnsa ef auppll.-a he lint .iniilii. r aa.U Wrre tola r.tahll.hi tl farth. r north nt Inter vals of (in mile, nn, I thus 1111 till thn tailo wa rea. hul. Conirrea hailnu n j.i l.il hi at heme, he naloiiLhetl the world by an 1101111, Inn thai he would t nrry It out nl hi own ei llae, nlliliua.n llielltllealenillahlp tiiilmint wa anehonil In tlm I'. lii illi nil 1110 ouiipany talliitf that a pat kaKo wu and till. si nut f..r the vuynira. She atart therefor her. Shu pn-aential Hit. card el and was nluimlon..! In tho far north. and naked for the pit. k.i.'.v Then the 1 t'in "ii Iwalors In rlmr-,- iha larlntf that lie was aim, 'I in daily r..iiiaiti,.u tn the w inter of I Mi I Pontile Ioiik line of d, feuaea from the Chi. kahoiiiiny, north of Kn hiuoiid, to Hatch, r' run, Kotitbof the Apaiiniitt,,x. In the eainpaiKU of n',."t he laire me from I Yt. Tabur" to the final tl.iy nt Apa,inatt,,x Court hoOMt. You know the rotuf.irt ho I to mo in my present retirement. Ilo I well nj plml w ith iiiiipineiit. Two art have lain a.nt to In in from LiiKlaml, and one from the ladle of llaltituoro, and one from the city of lii, huioiid, but I think hi favorite I tho American aoddle from SI. I.. in is, " if all hia cumpaiilon In toll. Rich inoml, llrown, U01111, Ajiix and lintel Lucy Iiiik, lie i the only one that re tiiinul hi viK'T to tho laat Tho flint two I'ipinsI uiitler their oiumii bur leu, and tho l.iat two failnL Yon can, I mil sure, fnuii w hat I have anid, paint hia a,rtraiL " Thi t nilathetl. at riptloll, IkiiisI With tho liamu of the f anion (ieiieral Hoi art K Ia 1'iiiiKtoii, V a., the iiiniuor be fore bo dud. St. Iiuu ltepublia trouble In-KaiL The iikciiI lirat avkaal her where alio cxai'tti the packaKo from. "Moat anywhere," ho replnsL "Hut that isn't Kiit i. factory," aaid tho iiKeiit "Is then) uny plant 1 11 par ticular you cxpis't u packiiKo to I hi aelit from'." "Ye, a K'"l lunny platiii In particn lur," ho miswenil very aliiirply. "Well, what is it you exart?" aakod the 111 nt. "I rxM't a K'l many thiiiKs," ah Una tt'la Man na Ih Jury. "I wiw a man navtil from life linprlaon niriit or IiuiikIiik unco by tho one al.,, r torltil, baliKinu the laiiut of her Ulll man on a Jury, who t.-sl out nualnat 1 1 bn Iht down 011 tho ll.a.r very harply, f.a.l," aaid T. J. Stephen. ,.f llaltlinnn. ",,n,, w hat' morn, if there Is a pac.kkw to a St. Ixnil 1.I0I-. Ik mia ral n .rt. r i.r fr , ( jt .. -ro f rowne.1 iiam; uprin:; lamnrt wrre nionim that be would. 1 o aoine hopping for hi wife. On iitnvini; at hi Ktudio ho found that ho had tuotn y etioiidi in bia iKMket for hi lunch and no more. What to do about tho hopping'? Sud denly he bcthoud t himwlf of nn order for an illustration that be had ns-eivrI fnm a tnaKazme. Ilen t to work, and in leu than two hour had finished the drawing, colln-ted '' f,r it at the pnb liaher' ofiice and had darted on tho more exhaustive labor of hopping. N'ew York Sun. r'nctly int. rdld.il; order were issued ti. it old carja't ahould laj reveraetl. and 1 t'.en dihea repaired with cement and 'i iH kl"ne. ! "save, aave, aave! that U tho chief t-.iii." ho kept reH.'iitini briskly. "Wom an folk can't earn; they hotild try their .t to auve." I Uoy," fluttered Roaio, "I've an Idea. ' M ,ry Penn, who live on the next farm, u know, came over to no Lima and H.t yeaterday. Pajia isrannii hu liviuu; ''ll earn aomethili' too." "1 should like to know bow," muttered "iicer. "I midit hire out ., mew lure if it waan't for that wn-tdml old hore, ahl the pie', and the wood cboppilg, n.r "Oh. bnt there isaomrthit g that wont k-t'-rfere with the chonn. nor with .ujuI," aaid cheerful little Kosie. "Junt Uf'io all 1 sk of yon I to ln-tcn." U.J the w.i k (.Tew into tiiotit.h. and red h ave eddiiil down into little 'odi frt.10 the maple trees, and " 14 tune" came, and with the aid of a -, one ej e.1 man Mr. Cheaticy laid bia own alt, k of pork and aau .'. with the k-qm of being triumph' 'y et-ouomicnl. He family had left oS cotnplainius 8'jls. Apjiaxi'titly they were n-sinTied to t--ir duuta. tut there w ero aome U.iu-i , ai-at Mr. Crirscey con! 1 nut ril '.aiti'it all j A Dw ruj bril.teti, d up the d:nial ' L .J tue tstrlur cartwt: HjsietAda the work fr :-"t fc.cr.no drt, tr.ii.niej with the n--. t ' VelTi-t bar; K'.iaas fall jacket " '..-I with uUtant;al black fur, :- .Ta:id climax of f-x:rava,'Ance ii. -i-y Jjj a ,,w ,'i.awl m place ; 1 K-.nii.-t't which haJ las-n U-T L ' r'sl, ...reber. 1-a.kis at the hmi.v-kerj;Ejb.-ks 1 r r.ewnl Ti.nUnce. Ilo couimlvd or hi checkbook with a uutKe t l.l.'l Could eaa aaa. ! tit know how ther man- " k.i1 he. acratcLicg bia noae with i 5t-cil ttiat he alwayi cameJ. "I u- !erie, atj I raea to l t the Nrr.lrtl l.alarlln. It was the mortiiiiK "f Mr. M, .-' it ' birthday. As he came don 11 to bn akf.i-t Mrs. Mi Swat wnil.ti.1 him in the family a.tt intf n..in, l. I loin to t l,e.Io.,r of a 1 1,.- t. -in.t it nnd ,inti.l to two t'or,-riiis K-ir llll llts hill..- 1. (l "III the I 'a.ka lli.lile. "I mwle thrin 111 self. Il.lhi.t-r," ahraaid. "aa a l.tt'r surprise f T ' U. :. of th.m ia a dn-s-iiij k "" "d 'I"' "''' r la a i.i,i,t al.irt. How thi .,ii hkr t li.-m ' ' Thry arc mi, ply ii,it"iil., i,t. I."l !,.." ii'pli.d Mr M.-swat, K i"' ; nt tie in in niuul.-.ladimrationnii.l awe "M-idr thnn ourslf. il.-l ouk'' ' Kti ry.tit.li I am Khel J"U I ke thi ni ll.lli.-r." "Like thrill'" lie rtlea-.! "Tlayovrr wh. Inline Would )n ti.iiel t.ll.i.i n.e, l '.l.a. wl.11 h-hiiin-w ha ll ia th- lr.. li,.' . tl 111 d w l.i' 1j la the liil.tsl..rt'" C Li, .1-'" I r.l.ni.e 1 LJIIjii c-'.rrTjjTTrrp iT'c-r-;', ,'Or stMti laaly lii a II, Id wllh a knife lu hi hand ami bl.aal alllelinsl liver his I lot hi a. Il wont ho h id found tho mall l)lnu tl, a. I and hud draw n thn knife from tho wound, whim tho numb ht had left Itktli kluK It wn allow 11 that the men wrre rn, in o and that the rw-i-u-tl hml eirn thn-ati n d ri a ntetlly to kill hi 111. (In Ihi mid uih. r cinuinatantlnl evhlenin II of tho jury wrre for niiivietloii. The fnn iunii aham tiaal out and no .len.lfi.atly that nt lenirih. one by one, the other jnlnrtl him, and the pilsonrr was ar.iillUi. Many thouhl tho man irullty, ami he filially left ll,.. roii 11 try Imi-humi of tho fold thoiihl, r Im tmt from old frlemla. V.nrs afterward, when thn fiirvtiinii of thn jury wna ilylnir. he in kiiowl.!-.-.! that be killed tho 11, an bluiaiir. I XV lira lll.rarll l.ut III l.tltHIMS tif kur. One rv, limit in Xuvi inla r, a7.", I ,,ii a 1. ..I to la at Ihet'iuil tl'Opuiy houar of tl,n lint: Ifci-njra, who wn thru I'n-n. Ii minister of forriKU alTairs. We wrre in tl,t billl.tril r.M.m. 'I lu- tlukr win full of aierit lie wa, phmnifal hillianl.wiih a fri.ilif '' another WonL Ho broiiKht the park- thr ,ln, lir... w Im waa phtviiiK ao wi ll II, ,1 aifo Ulid hallih d it to In r. Hho Kliito bed l.r a, . 'Hid bkily to win. Muldeiily thr It away from lit in kpitff ally and walked i.,r opciied. A rabiiii't alt l.r rnirrisl out aa thonaJi kIiu weiuhisl inoro than tho nK'iit, with tantiiliinif t.a.liuaa, "hut our ruhs. miiat 1st olaservtsl, and the rule am that a ra.ui unknown to tie must 1st idetitl dial, and y.ui mii.t Imi blent iflnl la f.ire wo can K'voyoiitho packaKu that thi card calls for. " The Kirl'a " y. a an.ipjHsL Hhochokod a few 1 1 1111 a, ami th, 11, piiiictiuitiiiK uvery word with a harp rap of her ((lovetl flat on tho dck, bo aaid: "Look heml My namo I I'm K-iiiiK to la married lii It Wis k and thin pa.-k.iKo ia a wisldiiiK pri'wiiL 1 cias-t muny more but I want thia 0110 mid I'm KoinK to have Itl" Tho aK'tit looki-d a HioiikIi aome froiiK man had atrin k him b hind the ear. "Yin, ma'am, you can bare It," ha ai'L "SIku your naiim riKht here. " and bo ptl-ln .1 the blK laaik toward la r with t. A-lrrp mm ll ll atom of II, Rlavr. A at Ii. 'i'i t In toiiii?a-tl..n with f tl...r.i away the l. ',r. , t y wnv.r.1 bri.l.sa at L,i,l.vil! I nla'.sl "1 rit.e tl.T.-r in.o any tw Miiain. I I--., nh th irf a" f .r m- llinn an t," ir 1 1 re "a ;"" wh. n ,1,'r.al. wr-e n .:afd ti . re wa U!-in-a. (, it. Atl.',-h tle.livrwho g:t on a a n ..rl n--rt..l f. r u,.ty, and a a at !? kr-t il w n to .nia what was wr In a ( n.lnuva ooth ncoran.oup T.'.r Lrt t!:i-r wa fouwl aeafd on a p, f ln-'n fa.t aa.erp. Aa lalrrrallaf ffcol;rapk Oallary. t-rt land Yard h ! ! iPi ta of a..m 1 li 'r rrnmali tnam d jr".r. XA let0yavrt Of t:.e- Tj.OvO aie rrvt.. Tltf BILLIKiARD or ALL ATI"ta. tore buiual, burml, huii all day a .1 ' 'friend" enmeln and wl, li-n. their chearlitg rrporf and then nirlvrd tbelr whUparrd In-tnii'iot, Myitary, d. p mystery bak pa m a-,uroh'l,. tV to th ear fl"irlria' la uioJl bo ks Uk.-n fpnii Inal.l j krta banding over ciK iraenatlriK up flKuri 1 th'sw a.-" the iii.Thld pleaur?s of ,l.tl'W Chrl Klurrsxin. mmf r In g at ,ind Ir.( of the I.uthTin chun h, hrl, I daily coosuluthin with lllta Johnson, n.h.n.l. kjr ..f a i"gfTj over ty th nirr, Hull SKKrniln, who had lately "dune tln.e," but wa i'jppord to own the "buoat" 00 the other klde of thr tray ka. Fat Tom WU Ihuna. wh j ulwny, hivl a thus? atory tiiU l.oi. a it-ml w Ith h'imi ' f',rlrrtlon day. and many tie r Inflin ntlal turn of th itl.trl, t. As r..-.iriy na l.r o.uld fattwr, tl.. r was an ut. r l. 1 in 11. a arntluwnt In l.i fav..r. I...t In onlrr to traty It and hold it Int.v t an .r.-t tl ".rruptinir ItfJu rn.cof Mn' 11nt.sk "rutin urn of rnon ry would l ave to t J ele I' t.ily nra.nd.si f.'.r ts-r He t.vl laa-n muis! that be w.uld not lav lo atfr.d to th detail. Hull V, K'l.lr had eij,lalrl that. lii in a 1 .rn b o'doua-h."aaid Mr Ms K. rilr, an I ran pl;j 'H th' uh. fl'me jolly, an y.u 11 bar a haul pis haryr" tb'n to to re that t cajnfaljfn and hull. led to I hr llllkr a klliltll I. nil. Ill' of t. l. vratfi. 4 Im 11 ii.kt the uk. t.thr duk la .01 to rssid one t.f th tel. vtntiia. Sud-tb-iily hrlaaamr nil, thru pal.-, and wija.l hia Irtflplra, llif.l.t Wltli kWeltt '1 tirtl, aa If lliaddeliial, wllh an trreaiatihir Imivrmrtit, l.r i...k the n.liuir.1 rnr, wi n I. nr im.l put -,1,IllMlt , ,,,1,.,..,. ,., An..-,,',,,,. l down, ktnnk It on the run of thr 'table, Mr Panum alw a) a t.a,k r. M nnd I.rokr 11 umawi ma klirsrai.,1 u.rrw in i,,i into (he fir. Thr -ra..na prrarM, It may la- lniauui.il theaol.li. rs' moiiumeiiL IJufTalo Nn Mhra Mr. I'inmn Vtrl l.loeala. Dii k 1'iirsi.iis of ( l.-i. Und and Srimtor Slo rmnu wrrrKrrnt fru ml., nnd Mr Shrr 1111111 I, n.i Mi uiel (or Mr. I'ur.ona the air hi. waa totally unlit f.,r aueh work and would havt) lai n i rn.hiil to aplliiter In Hie Ural Ire pnrk rntlitiliti'nil. Kvrrylaaly womlrnal where Captain lloWKnl.i K"' I Im money f..r aiu h wurk. Thn nn. wit Was K...II fori h. .inilnif h waa kiralliiK It f mm the kovi riiment. Ho had laiiitue chief of thn alitnal arre Im nml dl.huralnif olliii r nf the bun-ail, llml In tiptop at) In wllh hi wifo and an uiimnrrliil iIiiukIiIit, mitliilnlii.il a ml In. In luxury, was atalnlly pnunlnent nml ow iiiil Wn.hlllKtoll n al e.lattl valllist at ll.,:,,iMHi Allnt 1,1111. "Im Kulnrltlm wi re illarovensl In bli aeeoiints, and he rs iKtirtl with airri atahiiw of liiiuai'iiisj ami InillKnatloii. I hen thn InvcatlKnture went to work, ami Auk K. Ixsl, l,n wna arnsit- nl on a si ille 1 hnriinof rmlaillna I III 01 hi. t waa a nine ilny' wolnh r, jet thi wnsonly the la-Klnnliiif. r rniitl nfter fraud was urn art hi d till tho nimnvnto rrnched f.l.tl.isai or in, in', nnd yrt Im had ludiirnee i lionuh to aii'iim ball and aiiBiiie action. Finally his la.iid.inrn urrrutliml I1I111, ml ho la-rame a prlsniirr lu fm t. It wa on April 111, Inn.1, Hint ho ma, In hi eriiaa tin mil raenias. Many atorl.- have Is-en told nlamt thl. but tho atliultOil f.e Is urn! hear. Inrharite of Ik-piny Marshal la whiK ho wna pnnnlt l.il to k I" hla ow n luuiaa to take a tialh ml Mi-iire a 1 1,11111. of Hum HladniiKh ter i nt. rtulii.il Iho olfhi r whllo Captain ll,,w.iio n(lr.. to tho luii hna, m. An hour uaii Thn oflluT walit.il 1,1 prl out r. but he wna not to las found. Tw. ly yinrannd a half wrre to pit la-fore Mar- thiil la-win, anw hhn aualn It now ap a-nr that he allpil thr. ii'h a n ar win ilow to no ml ley little Hard, and ten min ute after lenvlnu the olli.i r wna irulne down I he Pottimoe im a but kti-ntner. Il further n,arnr Hint th whole krhetne was 1 1, vrrly arruninsl by Nettln llurrill Twi lve yrnra and morn had (uwua-d away when Capiain A. L. Ilriiiiim.ind of the l iili.il Mai. w am i arn Im ir't Informa tion whl. h lsl hhn to uai't that Cap tain llow Knt wna In Nrw York. A olrrk who knrw th ftiKltlve well went to that illy, but It wna not rs.y to a.- In tha bow ed and dun-pit man of 'othestajwart and hum la., inn , Idler of iMhl S. The two ls rama n.iiflilrntlal, however, nd thrn the il.-rk roiild awrar to him. One fine mum- In K the old laa.k dealer (that had taa-n hi . .... . . n 1.1s personal ai,. aran. r. ami 11 was with , .... , , rr lii a Krrat alate of iiiind Sud. truly ppr.su hiiiit mr, hia tilth t wi'h ai.K' r, l.r a,u, "lloyoti know what I ham jn-l harll, llrrl ) has Just la. 11,1 J",.') -,. al,.ira from Isiua.l, whi.r ti.-ry ptihl rftort has lai n mn.r to t. ni ..I from tia not only t l.r l,.-".t la! lolia. but ri. 11 l-li,.l a III trillion ..f a,liiiiK thnn It a an Inf.iniyl It a l'.i'!.tnd pnl 1 11,4 h,-r hsl.d I'll thr . tie llllia i.f Silt, and III) a rs. l.al f.i,i..l ha In 1,0 way ntardul I l,r a. t I authorize oil to aaT w I. at ).,li hat r J'l.t ae,-i. I rl rn Im j )oil to sa) It ai d I" a, id II. St l-ord 1 ri,) w ill ha i to r f. r 1 1, ii A i.d b alh. I. half taikn.- to bm.stlf. 1. I a'.tr that br sl.a.l (ay i t It ' Hr thru 1410, kl I. ft II,.' nr lli. and I t.ai. wrnt out. Urn It, .a ,ii 111 ( ..in, mja.rary lUilrw la lb Millila. Captain Have yon bw-n drilled? that I. had Private (who had ae. n rTTrr ThtjT railed it dnilm, but it waa tan-la to n Letrit t'r's? I'r.. A man may float In a!t water with-1 i at movinK hi h.in.ls or f.. t if be b at the pnw, iico of iiiiiid to tl.r w hi i. vl rxira rare ta-rhaai tl.nt hr pn-paml for his urrtin. w It h thr prt-sld.-l,l . KliowiliK Lin coln' litter tli.r. 'nr. for form and rrr mony, Mr. Sh rman wna (crrat ly ariuiat-,1, woinlrrli.K how his fnrn.l would apx-ar In Ih irrsl.e of thr thl. f nrriillir of th liation. Af'i-r tl.r flrsl wonlst.f Krr-tiiii I'rraidrrit 1. 1 iin, In tunixl to Mr Mirrman and la iraii taikuiK to him on 1 urrrnt l',p tea. whiln .tr l'nra,,ri, waa rollritiriir Lie tie, ,ihi a and n. ri.a. II ia all irr w aa fault l'-s and waa lhr,,bj,s-t of n.any Klanrr fn.m th pres., I. nt, who, whdn not pro trn,ui( to ,,,ai,s,M i bir.kt I. Im . l ly Whrn th oj.ja.rtuiut f oft. r.l, Mr. Par aona. In I... ri.f.ii t and -,h-li.. war, n prrasnl 1,1, 11,, I, la lo Mr Lin. oil. (,,r t he Lote.rwh..!. had lan rot.frrnil ii,u him ty hi U u,. a, l.i t.il to rrg.rrsri.t A in. re a lu a fi,rei'U rountry. In '-on. luaion, hr a.n, aornrihiiiit ala.nl th hrt,r la-mi uiiuh warmrr than that In w hi. h h n-aidnl. and la-rll told that Ih l,ai,. would very I krly aff.it bis brail h. " rll. Mr. Parson." n pl.ni Mr l.ln.i.ln. when Le bail tmisbr.1, ' if Jon ah.Mild li orf thrn, y.u would Irai a ri,,l.ty k'"l 'nil of chxhra." Nrw Vork World. dusty ahop at feU Fourth avruu. A iKtle way up tha tir,'l Captain Druuiuiond l.a'k hlui by the arm and aid: 'Captain HoWK'ite, I want yoa. I kav a warrant f, r y,.ur arn-sl. " For one Instant the mnn alia. I aa If daa d Thrn, rraa.Trrlng luuiKlf, be aaid, with a Iniifh: "All r 1 1 , t. I go with you. I know wh 11 I am la-nt " Ijii. r he a.lmlll.il that he hail brrn X I . t ir.aT arrrat f.r y.nr, and waa aatlaftrtl ; with 11, waa tln.l of la lug a fKliire. Ilia j trav. Is and .Ivrntun-e In tho 13 year j would tiinw forathns- v.dumn liotrl, and uu tf. hrrl.ls aUiry Uauflirirnt for a Zolar ajiw rumancsv jttiail jA(X,l'ia I'nrv lllrhlng. There aro koine tanplo still left who rrfiiMt to la lievo that a baja ball can travel out of the atraiKht line between tho pit. lu r' box and the homo plate on it way to tho catcher. It h.ta bis-n I pniv.il ak'aiu and a-aiu that a ball can I ! "curved" by a now Well known et laTiinent Two ktukea are at t up ao that tho pitcher, taiuliiiK Is hluil one, can not hit a mark on the left side of the othiT In a KtniiKht line, the ball pawing to the riKht of tho fintt. In, hstl a abort while airo a noted col li K pitcher waa otTentl l,(M)0 by an old K' nlleiiuui of hia atipaiiitauco if he nml. I pnivo to hia aat ifactiou that base tm 1 1 could Iw pltchul In curve. The pitcher at once act tip two itukisj ia hi back yanl and curved the ball around them lu lino style. Put the old K' titleiniui iuaiat.il that the w hole thing wiu nil optical delusion and la uo mora ixiiivlmiil than ever. Kvery boy know how hanl It ia to but an out curve or a ilmp, and after he ha ktrui k out a few tiinee want no 0110 to pnivo to him therolui'halbiu(j a curvo pitching. There ia little mat trying to explain tho theory of thia per formniKii hero, aa many aclentillc papert have written on it, which, after all, would not help man to t.w a tennia balk The final twist given the ball aa it leave the hand makisj pinning mo tion, ao that there I more nssialanca by tho air 011 0110 aide or the other, and the ball la forcsil out of atraiKht line by timspiil pnswure on one of itaaitUav (j.al. y'i M.iKaino. TuInhwsi ( aaar laaa of ktcaaor, Thiswi aiiinryiiig and unaccountable I.im of memory exts ririiiiil when one la unahlo to nuillia t aome well known wonl or the uamo of aomo perfectly fa miliiir friend aro attributed by a Knnch physloloKiat to the rirswaive ose of to hum. Thia gi'iitlemnn haa obaerred that aphasia and mmieaia are al preeenl I 111. at unknown among the gentler ecx. On the oih. r hand, he haa murly luva rlubly found thiwi afllictum ootnmou in men who aro habitually hearr imokera. while in caa where they are only of rare ocnirrence lie boa fretieiitly known tho extroortlinary lapse to hare been j nsiilnl by an extra dme of the fra k'runt WtssL It 1 comforting, however, to las aasunal by the earn authority that a moderate use of pipe or cigar ia in ntt way harmful to tha memory. S retmiuater Ualette, The Krlarwnl I awalhwlteaa. natlrre of . nr of th till laland hvk and allow the body to sink lo the -"'""' " rai.nl I law aftrr atant-ra-if on which w,U ,b, n .turai.r "bUTn IT' " , A ( arvfal laikwe. "Ixa.k here," aaid the parent to the rhool teacher, "I re that oue of the lime in my boy'a copybook 1. 'Lea haatn, more Kpcssd. " "Yea." "And here' another that reada. The longeat way round la tha aliorteat way noma.' " "Yea. " "Well I want It atrrraped I dont want those moldy proverb fmtorml artjund bi Intel l.s-L I'm wlorating bita f'T buaiuMaf, not th United Bute at." WaahinjTtoa Star. The II mm f t'uauaaaa'i Wtae Callatv Th win rr liar of the buuaa of rommona Is riahl ta bohling aomo lun.niaito U, l) winnh of win. It la over SUA) feet long. with Inuumrral.l mall rrllara branching fmm the main avroue. In thia tAoraboua llirr la arldiini Ira than AJ.oiw worth of wine. Th arioua brauil are arlerted lo a rmiMi wt. l wo or three well known Dirrcbaiit arrid lu aaniplr of the win thry rn i supply. A Dapkin la faateueU neind m li laattlrond a uumlaaf glrra Utlv l b Ju, Ura thru inert tavt her, each baring by hi aid a abaa l of mw. A the wiu la Landed n.uud, I b jutlgr rrrord tbelr im ait, uf It, and lb brand that la auoat ganrrally bkrd eta-urea foe the owner a lu crative onlrr. On the way to tbe cellar ia cigar najiu a bill apartment cutitalnlng tl.nuwortbof thtani wrsila. In tbe taar- llammuu-y araaion of arprag length 7. a.' luorhruua and lo.r,'u dinner are amd to tnmila-r. and I.IJU Iiiik hnaia and l.ltaitlin orra ia tb traugrra' ruum. Loudon T) Illta. Oliag nt Mask?- Worth, "Ton bji.k ery bad, IVro Franooia, Qav yo be n ill?" "Not exactly, air, bnt my barber owed tu S franca, and I couldn't gel tbera front htm. 8a, In sheer (bspaar, during th Uat thre day I gut him to have me thrice and bleed me ail timea, ao aa to have aometbing for my money. " Maaqtw d For;