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flflAT tHE DRlOOlSTS lATi M.rth 24, IB Manufacturer of the Ortat Sttrra Kit try awl Liver Curt, GENTLEMEN! It plt-a U Utte that Id our Judgment California production ,rt coming to the front very rapidly. In the ra of your remedy aa In proportion , ue of any other kidney and liver cure ot medicine for the cure of kidney and Her disorder, The Ortat Sierra KUinty and Lhr Curt is tht best aellli g article onourehelvea, and (a rapidly on the In eree dally. Kespectful'y youm, COFFIH & MAYUKW, DiUKgUU. Twentieth and Mission streets Kan Fran cisco, Cal. Tfllfe Harry, I want M today. Husband (po tlollv) I wo ""! with lutrle thoiiKht and Jea year married. 80 do I, dear. HHAKKV OUT OP ti EAK I, malarial disease, the human machinery rau not h" rlorm Itsofflce HlKi-stlon, secretion, vsciiatl'"1 are disordered, the blood hemmes wntcrv, the nerve feeble, the countenance ihasriy. ieep disturbed md appctliecaprlciou-. Trrriliie la this disease, tell It consequences. There l. however, a known antidote to the mi m,(lc poison and a eertalu safeguard aitaitint a ii mllarlons rcKliiiu of our Mouth end West, In South America, liuatemela and on the Isthmus of Panama, as well aa III transmarine countries where the seoi rite exists, thin Inimitable pre Vfiitlve and remedy, llotetter's Stomach Hitters, nindurliiK the lat thirty-five years lieen con stantly wldenlnu the sres of Its usefulness and demoustratliiff Its aoverclmi value. I.licr com nlslut, dyspepsia, constipation, kldnev trouble, rheumatism and debility are all remedied by II. A Plain Cook. I.sdy (to applicant for place) Are you a plain cook? Applicant-Well, i s'pose I cua be purtler. IBIPTION OF Til E BK1X CIIIEI) Ed Venney, Brockvllle, Ontario, Can aria, aaye: "I have used Bkanikkth'8 Tills for the past fifteen years, and think them the best cathartic and anti-bilious remedi known. For noma five years I suffered with an eruption of the skin that Bve me grat pain and annoyance I tried ri Hit-rent blood remedies, hut although itaininp airengih the I tolling wa unrelieved. I flns'ly concluded to take a thorough course of Brandreth's Pill. I took six each night for four nights, then five, four, three, two, lessening each time by one. and then fur one month took rne even night, with the happv result that now m skin I" perfectly clear and has been so eve ilnce." At the Science Enamlnatlon. Q. Which li the bestkuown Insulator! A. Poverty. The very bent way to know whether or not Dobbins' Klectrlc eoap is a good as It Is said to I'e Is Vo try it yourself. It. can't deceive you. Be sure to get no imitation There are lots of them. Ask your grocer for just one bar. In mortgages there Is prosperity for the other fellow. For throat dl-ease and coughs use "Brown' Bronchial Troches." Trice, 2S cents. Sold only in bores. "Why don't you go to work?" "I do; but It Isn't there." AN ELEGANT PACKAGE OP PINK CARDS. Including IS rare novelties, shapes and artistic imported olengrephlc and chro matic cards. This large and lieautiful col lection sent by mall to any one who will do this: But a box of the genuine Dr. 0. McLane'a Celebrated Liver Pills from any druggist, price 25 cents, and mail us the outside wrapper with your address, plain lv written, and 4 cents in stamps. The genuine McLsne'a Pills are prepared only by Fleming Bros., Pittsburgh, Pa., and have been In constant use for over sixty years. They are superior to all others In purity and effectiveness. A certain cure for lndigestluu and sick headache. Ad dress, Fleming Bros.. Pittsburgh, Pa. You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can buy a new dog. KCPTCKE AND PILES Cl'RKD. We positively cure rupture and all rectal dis eases without pain or detention from business. No cure, no pav: and no pay until cured. Ad dress for pamphlet lira. Pnrtorfleld A l.K-y, Market street, Kau Francisco. Don't read I Don't think 1 Don't believe 1 Now. are you better? You women who think that patent medicines are a hum bug, and Dr. Pierce's Favor ite Prescription the biggest humbug of the whole (because it's best known of all) does your lackt-of-faith cure come? It's very easy to " don't " in this world. Suspicion always comes more easily than con fidence. But doubt little faith never made a sick woman well and the "Fa vorite Prescription " has cured thousands of delicate, weak women, which makes us think that our "Prescription" is better than your don't believe. We're both honest. Let us come together. You try Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. If it doesn't do as represented, you get your money again. Where proof's so easy, can you afford to doubt? Little but active are Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Best Liver Pills made ; gen tle, yet thorough. They regu late and invigorate the liver, stomach and bowels. PENSIONS Soldiers, Wldowa, Parents, tlir'atlmB anI (nrm.llnn OLD CLAIMS uftti :n 'under NEW Law Soldier, Wldowa, Parenta, send for blank an- feailoa Antnt. Wuhinrton. D. C. "to abkist t-MUILU II H nihil ness. r can be don. th.ir rn homes, whether In CUT ss. ork or country, address, with stamp, MI'S. htAL BONQVaS-. Oaklasd, CaL- TU OUnt MrJieimt in Ikt Wcrld lZi'7 K. IJtAAr THonPMSVJ ThSFASSTlfty pfeTiAI" MpUoB, and has been In coo-tanl ne for a-arij a e-nturr. Tom are few duwasea to which """"""J i iubjF aaore dMreeslns Una sore 'J", "".P rtups rorwhk-h more remedt-a ktn bee" W d without snop-as. ForaUeitenial lrifUminsU' liMeyee It la aa Inrallli). rwnedjr. ihjj "ree l'lt fwatt-Bt'on of I hr-lclins o l ,fr ;,l;,7ii"iniri-tfc v1" ' PENSIONS! N!UP tTlytolfim II. 8TEVESS CO.. Atlorueri. Hl f street, W ahlnrtnn. D. C. Branch oince Cleveland, Detroit Chicago. SUSPICION ALLAYED. A F..tlT. DrummTTJlTkM Hlm.alf gl4 SI III llomaatla l-l .... The worst case of lusnlclnn .n.t .y ouy In the Northwest ha. t,,.. CT. cured the P,ent Mn, th. wlV, 71 r r.ra ir"ung man- d noticed that her hmband never brought hi gr p borne wltb him. but always left t at the .tore when he came in from a trip, and In ber Jealousy ,l,e Imagined It to be filled with love letters an polntmentsof meeting with fair ones, etc A few days alnce, while her bus band was on a trip through Dakota, she went down to the store, ,nd approach- iicr, sata; "John, you like to make a dollar boo stly when you can, don't vou?" "Oh, yos'm." "You know where my husband keeps nls (Trip, don't you?" "Ves'tn; he throws It down In a cor ner of the office and leaves it there." "Well, look hero, John. He will bo in on the Northern l'aclflo train, to morrow mornlnjr. and if, at the first op. portunlty, you slip bis grip out of the house and bring it to me. I'll gUe you a dollar. You can bring it back again in half an hour." The porter consented, and two days later presented himself at the drum mer's residence with the grip In his band. He explained that he had not before had an opportunity to carry it away, and giving him a seat in the par lor the woman carrlod the prize to the bed-room, and with set teeth and pale face opened it The first thing she en-counu-red was a well-worn pocket Iliblo, thumbed and showing the marks of much handling. Then she dug out a soiled shirt, some unchase socks, comb, hair-brush, and then she found a lottor folded within an envelope. This she opened eagerly and read as follows: Tkuao, V. T., Sept. 1, Msa Mfr. William . DtAa Siu: Tour monthly assessment of fllty cents for the support of the Young Men's Christian Association (Bible fund) Is now due.and the earnest Interest you h:ive al ways Inken In the work assures me you will promptly remit the amount You will be pleased to learn that t Is a good cause pro. greases rapidly, as you predicted It would In your sddress delivered here a few weeks since. Yours, A. W. Edwards. Secretary, This drove much of the hard, stony look from her face, but she continuod her search. She fished out tbreo or four tracts, a bottle of pop a Francis Murphy temperance badge, a bottle of Dr. Sure pop's corn-destroyer, and beneath it all, In the bottom of the grip, a letter, sealed, stamped and ready for the mail, addressed to "Miss Qeorgie Gray, St Paul, Minn." The superscription was in her hus band's well-known handwriting, and again the stony look came into her eyes. "Oh, the wretch!" she cried in her anguish. "My suspicions are too well foundodl Oeorgle Orayl Oh, this is too much, too much!" and she gave vay to ; a flood 01 tears. When she bad calmed herself she tore the letter open and read as follows: ST. Taul, Minn., Sept 19. Bins 0 RAT Tour note asking me to meet you In U 08 Park Saturday evening was handed me by a district messenger boy tills morning. In reply, permit me to say that ' you have mistaken the man. You may not be aware that I am a married man, and am Messed with the love and confidence of the ! greatest little wife In America. Bather than I beiray that confldenoe or dishonor that love . I would suffer 10,(100 deaths. In my eyes there i Is but one woman in the world, and she it Is ( who greets me with a pleasant smile and a . wifely kiss every time I conn from a trip, , William -. Then she laid down on the bed and sobbed for awhile, and then olosed the I grip, took it to the porter, and asked ' blm to return it to the store and say ' nothing of what had occurred. As he entered the store the drummer stoppoA from behind a pile of goods and asked: "Did she go through it John?" "Guess so. She took it into ancthor room, an' was gone half an hour before she brought it back." ' I "How did she act?" I "Woll. she was smllln' awfully, but looked toary all around the eyes. SI.e gimme anothor dollar, an' said this would be a happy world if all men were like her husband." St Paul Herald. j The Center of Population. In 1790 the center of population was 22 miles west of Baltimore; since that time it has moved westward at an av erage rate of about 51 miles in each j decade, never deviating a degree north or south of the thirty-ninth parallel. The greatest progress was between 1850 and 1800, whon it traveled 81 miles, fro.n a point in Virginia to a point 20 miles south of Chillicothe, O. This, of course, was caused by the gold excite ment and consequent settlement of the Paciflo coast In 1870 the center of I population was 48 miles northeast of Cincinnati. The census of 18S0 showed that it had advanced S8 miles in the , decade, and had deflected to the south, being near Taylorsville, Ky. It is an ticipated that the present census will find it somewhere in Jennings County. I Ind. If this westward movement con- , tinues at the present rate it will cross the Mississippi near St Lotrl in the year 1950. St Louis Republic j On more than one occasion chemists 1 nrl nhirsiclans have shown that the , present fashion of having bodies rough ly embalmed shorUy after death throws serious difficulties in the way of chem ical analysis In cases of suspeMed poi soning. In a recent number of the ltos ton Medical and Surgical Journal, a physician relates a case In which a young married woman died with symp toms resembling those of arsenical poisoning. Before a post-mortem ex imination could be made the under taker, as a matter of routine, intro duced into the body a large quantity of preserving fluid containing arsenic so that the chemist's examination was irultless and his report valueless. -Chi-rago Herald. I Th-y re Marrle l Now. j Snooks-How are you getting on since your marriage? 6croggins-Not as well a s I "J? When she gave m. h. - band . Utt e over a year ago, I was filled with de light; but the way she gives me her band now only makes my ears ring.- Texaa Sifti - . . -Actress-tiood beavensl I am mined. Bur, Wbrok. into By d ing room and sto'.e every bit of try The thieves have been caught and the 10 '! -wlne.rlr 120 worth of end someone round to the mwWi dTnTtbe elet given me b, the Ciar. " Amer ca. -The gravedigger doesn't have tc Herald. THE ENGLISH PIT-MEM. Work That Makes Young Men Old Be for j Th lr Tim. I At two o'clock the men of the) after noon shift call for their lamps, six hun dred of which, lifhied, locked, and numbered, stand ready round the lamp house wall. As they troop up to the window, shouting their numbers, some Idea may be formed of the main ele. ment In the community. The. first thing which strikes a stranger is that colliers have .no youth. There are young boys wUh round, merry faces, but there are no youths. They seem to become men suddenly, with deep lines about the brow and mouth which suggest the idea of nervous overstrain. Tbelr voices, too, are harsh and irrita ble. No doubt the strained look may bo duo in part to the lung hours of work in a dim, imperfect light; but the same appearance may be noted on the faces of most of the worksite in northern In dustrial communities where payment is by piece work, and not by a weekly wage. If the collier loses his youth, he is not compensated by length of years. Very few old men aro to be soon among them. Thoy break up when still ap parently vigorous. Perhaps this is fort unate among a class which does not save, and gives the weekly contribu tions which might provide an annuity in the old age to swell the union funds. Hut though voice and features show that bis work is tolling upon him, the collier is fur from admitting this to himself. Except in Btrlko times, when it is nec essary to appeal to public sympathy, ho wants no commiseration for his lot For tho agricultural laborers round him he has a boundless contempt As a member of an organized body, be has a good many pleasures to which they are strangers. Work over, after an excelent meal, he strolls to his club, there to play bagatelle or bill iards, bet on horse races, or hear the news. On Sunday ho can go to the hand some church built by the colliery owner, or, If ho prefers It spend an agreeable morning in dog racing or rab bit coursing. Those last are very popu lar amusements, as they afford plenty of scope for bettinif and gambling, the curse of tho North Country industrial villages. Moreover, there is a good crlckot ground, which Is much patron ixed on Sunday evenings. Occasionally a huge excursion Is organized to aome distant watering place, where the men and their wives sit on the parade or en joy tho novel pleasure of a sail. Hut mental improvement is difficult in a community where ail the members arc of one class. Spectator. BRAIDING MACHINES. Home of the Mirielous Work Produced . bv Them. It is very curious to an outsldor to watch the operations of a braiding ma chine. In one factory there are some ten different kinds of machines kept in operation. The most curious of all is a machine whose special domain is the so-called "applique" work. It per forms three tasks at one and the same timo. Whon properly adjusted a tiny knifo cuts out according to the pretty design intended, the figures from the nppur layer of cloth, while simultane ously the machine sows these figures on to tho layor of cloth undorneatb the upper layer being generally of medium thickness, while tho lower one is cloth of tho thickest warmest and most ex pensive kind, such as is suitable for a lady's cloak. The effect thus obtained artlstlo ara besques, beautifully curving lines, form ing an intricate yet pleasing pattern, lying on the cloth underneath, la very pretty indeed. Generally two cloths of shades differing so much as to form a fine contrast are chosen. The delloate mechanism of this machine Is especial ly noticeable In the cutting out of the upper layer of cloth. For while the whole process of cutting It and sewing.it on tight at the samo time is done so quick ly under the bandsof a skillful operator that a yard of this "applique" work is made within five minutes, the knife must be bo nicely adjusted that it will cut exactly through the thickness of the upper cloth and not the hundredth part of an inch doeper. Another ma chine, which is likewise tho produot of a very ingotilous brain, is the so-called 'threo-spool' machine. Two threads of worsted and one thread of silk cording are manipulated by this machine in such a manner as to lay down the worsted on the cloth and to spin tho silk right over and all around It The effect thus pro duced is that of vory thick silk braid, the whole being more durable than silk throughout yet much less expensive. The beading machine, by means of which those most elegant ornaments on a woman's dress, those glistening ara besques of trading, are put on, is an other triumph of mechanical genius. The same may be said of the feather edge machine, which does the so-called "sunbeam" and "rainbow" work, em broidering the shados, which are gradu ally toned down; or the cornelly ma chine, which does the cording, and still more so of the soutache machine, which docs the simp'.est and yet one of the most effective styles of embroidery. Ladies' Wear Review. Why the Trains Walt. It has probably puzzled mat;y a trav eler, who, flitting impatiently in a train, has waited for the draw of a bridge to close which had been opened to allow some snail-like boat to creep up the current why the rapidly moving train was not given the precedence, as it could swiftly hurry away. Itlsnotdue to the excuse that the boat can not hold itself against the stream, for It can and does this frequently. It is simply the application of the old common-law prin ciple of easement The boats bad the ... Ar n.iiral.l atrpams Ion? before wiv vL .. (, railroads were Invented, and when the latter bridged rivers they did so subject to the former's Interest therein, and for this reason railroad trains are to-day obliged to stand back while the boats push ahead. All modern conditions would indicate that the locomotive should have precedence of the steamer, and the fact hat it does not shows the tenacious gr of custom.' "All the fools are not dead yet" aid a cantankerous Richmond man to his spouse. "Of course tbey are not, John." repl d the wife, "for If they were I'd be a widow." Richmond Re corder. First Actor "When yon received your salary ?at did you buy flrstr kotnr "A nalr of thick-soled shoe. We shall probably disband in week or two." Yankee lilade. A man never becomes so wise that be can tell which is worst in this world, love without money or money without isve. Atchison Glebe. t PITH AND POINT. In Russia a man .may appear a a witness in a lawsuit against his wife It be baa the nerve to do It Ram's Horn. To the ordinary mortal, a wilted collar tells a truer tale of the state of the weather than the Signal-Service thermometer does. Puck. Sportsman "Why do you suppose the stork is all neck, lugs and winira?" Naturalist "Probably that he may be utilised for boarding-house chicken frio esse." Harper's Bazar. Lady of the House (to her Servant) "You tell me that you are going to quit my service, and you know that I have done almost all your work?" Serv ant "Yes; but you don't do it to suit we!" Judy. Wick wire "Now you have gradu ated, I suppose you feel ready to earn your own living?" Young l'otts "F.arn my living? If I can't get a living with out earning It I might just as woll have staid out of college." Terre Haute Ex press. Mrs. Younghusband (putting the fashionable strlngless cap on her head) "Why, really, I don't see what will keep this bonnet on!" Mr. tounghus ; band (shopping with her, glancing at the ticket) "The price, I think, dar ling." Harper's Ilazar. Traveler (at the ticket offtee)-"! want a half-ticket too, for my boy." Agent (suspiciously) "Do you mean to say that boy isn't over twelve?" "No on ly eleven." 'Oh, well, all above ten have to pay full rates." (lolden Days. "Ah! love, I should like to listen to you all night" said Clarence, as he rose toga Six months after thoy wore married he chanced to stop out flftoon minutes after his hour, and he bad his desire gratified. Husband (angrily) "This beef Is all burned up. Why In thundor did you cook it so much?" Wife "Well, I can not think of every thing. I was busy writing an article for the Ladles, Cooking Journal, and forgot the meat was in the oven. "Ronton Horald. You needn't talk about keeping one's word," said a husband to bis wife during a slight misunderstanding; "when I first asked you to marry me you declared you would't marry the best man fn the world." "Well, I didn't!" snapped the wife. Mr. Wlggs (admiringly) "Mrs. nansom looks as pretty as a picture this afternoon." Mrs. Wiggs "That costume is very becoming. She has a husband who likes to see a woman de cently dressed, and isn't to mean to pay for it"-N. Y. Weekly. 'TIs true that smokeless powder may Much benefit beget; But what Is needed most to-day Is the smokeless cigarette. Washington Post O-Billlkin-'Wbafs the matter, Willi kin?" Wllllkln "Matter enough. You know, some time ago I assigned all my property to my wife, to to keep it out of the bands of of people I owe, you know." "Yes." "Woll, she's taken the money and gone off says she won't li.ve with me because I swindled my credit-ors."-N. Y. Weokly. She ordered a fowl for a grand din ner and made the cook bring bis pur chase for her inspection. She exam ined it tossed her head discontentedly, and said: "It is a poor-looking thing." "Oh, mum," said the cook, "when it is fixed up with truffles It will look en tirely dlfforent Just like when you puton your diamonds. mum!" San Fran slsco Wasp. THE EARTH'S RULERS. Th President or the United States and Kuropoan Court Ktlquette. The President of the United States would perhaps be a competent ponton to answer as to the relative ranks of chiof magistrates, as he takes his plaoe among the rulers of the earth as an eqttaL The usual precedency is alphabetical. In the last century there was no republlo In America before the United Status, and many in Europe, as the Seven United Provinces in Holland, the Swiss Cantons, the seventy free cities of the German empire, the republlo of theklng dom of Poland, that of the Knights of St John at Malta, the republlo of Ven ice, that of Genoa, that of Ragusa, etc. The Doge of Venice used the crown of the kingdom of Cyprus, he of Genoa that of the kingdom of Corsica. Em peror, as in the case of Russia, gives no precedence over older States. The re publics of Europe were swept away by the results of the ephemeral French re publlo one and indivisible, an historical fact to which little attention has been given. King Henry VIII. and Queen Elizabeth constantly referred to the commonwealths and Republics. The lord protector, Oliver Cromwell, did not yield to any Prince In Europe. The supposed antagonism between monarch Ism and republicanism now being put forward has been largely worked up in tbe present day. An in cident of tbe question of monarchy Is the religious capacity of the Lord's an ointed; but many Kings are not so anointed. In the respect of the science of politics, this is subsidiary, and has no direct connection with the functions of chief magistrate. In framing the constitution of tbe United States the founders did not provide a King, be cause it was not possible; but the Presi dent and executive have a stronger pre rogative than is possessed by Queen Vic toria. When tbe rules of court etiquette were drawn up there weie no republics to speak of. or, if there were any, they were quite Ignored by themlghty poten tates of the day; and so I think no place was assigned to thecblefsof such States by those who Indited these rules. Hut since tbe days of the Ktuartaln England and those of Louis XIV. In France tbe state of things in this respect has been considerably altered, and it would seem strange to see tbe President of the United States of America, the President of th Swiss confederation and the Pres ident of tbe French republlo sitting at any royal table "below the salt" and the King of Portugal, the King of Bel gium and the Prlnoe of Monaco, who Is a sovereign Prince, seated in state on tbe dala. Notes and Queries. Frank Hopkins, of California, wb baa been visiting tbe Ottoman empire, declares that the sal of women there baa not been stopped only carried on a little more privately. He quote Cir cassian beauties at 2,000 each and Nu bian maidens at about $100 apiece. The World Ipissl Hlas. "You look sad and dejected. Is any thing the matter? "Yes: tbe discouragements of my .1 . Al f urofesslom are sometime mora vun . can n bear, ioo at uataiga ' pickpockeUP " "But what has that to do wltb your "Weil, I n a plkpockt."-Ji4g. NOTICE EX TK AOKLHX AK Y. Announorin.nt 1 hat Will Interest Mnar -One or the Or. len III Just Kt timed From c.urut. Th Die. Darrln bav been prevailed upon by many throughout the Willamette Valley to pay a viu to their vicinity, as they could not all'oid by their time and business to come to Portland. One of the Doctor ha al last couenled to vl.ll lb re lentral point or town in the valley to accoiiniii.dit't. tbe atllicied In their vicin ity. He will vlii Albany, Itoaelmrif and Aahlauil, ami w ill -nake alay of only one week in each place. Their head ollloe in I'orllaud will he run a usual, where they are permanently located. The following cure show proof of their remarkable nklli in treatment of all acute chronic and private r 1hc. NAtlKS THAT CAN UK KKt'KHKKI) TO. Robert Hardy, Etna, Wh. Weak eyes; cured. Lucy B. Wood, Blockburg, Cal.- Female troun ei: cured. William Parrott, Middleton, Or.-Deaf-neas many yenni; cured. K Anderaoti, balem, Or. Catarrh seven )ears; cured, I). V. Kniinett, Salem, Pr.-Deafnesa ten year; restored. Mr M f. Pay Port Madison, Wash. Throat dilllculty. ruivd. Henry t-lounh, Macleay, Or. Deafnesa fifteen yeaia: restoird William Hunter, Kugene City, Or. Ca tarrh twenty years: restored. Volua Weimter, Weston, Umatilla coun ty. Or. Catarrh; curtii. li It Hlce lU U street, Portland -Heart disease; cured three months since, A. Jackson, Si-aille, Wash. Pain in his back for lour jeira; cured. C. S lowdeti stirl, alcm, Or. DUch harg Ins ear nine vetrs; cued. licv. M. M. Ilanhor, Brooks, Or. Nasal aud tin oat catarrh; cured. Samuel Jackai n, HiKhland, Or. Deaf lie twenty yea ; cured in teu mlnuies. lieoigf M. Frank, Middletrn, Or Dia charirii'g ear twemy-live yean; cured. ta. F. Stout, Iii(lpii.lcnce, Wakh. DckfiieNH, catarrh and lung trouble; cured. Mil. Mary Walter, Ml Twellth treei, Portland Both rye ironsed; cured. Urn. Darrln make a specially of dim-ase of the eye, ear, uoxe and throat and all nervous, chronic and private disease uch as Ins of manhood, blood talnls, syphilis Kleet, K'Uiorrhiea, stricture, sper inatorrlio a, nrininal weakne or loss of dei-Ire of sexual power in man or woman All peculiar female troub'es. Irregular menstruation, lucorrhica, tilplacemeiilH, etc., are confidentially and uccefully treated, and will under no circumstance take a case that they cannot cure or bent-tit. Consultations free. Charges reasonable. ('urea of private HUeaae guaranteed, and never publlhed in the papers. Most ctsescan receive home treatment after a visit to the Doctors' office. Inquiries an Mwered, and circular sent free. Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, diBpcls colds, head iches and fevers and cures hnhituvl constipation permanently. For sale in oOoand $1 bottles by all druggists. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. 8 AH mUMCISCO. cm, louismu. Kt. mw ton, .r. BEECHAM'S PILLS tin BRUT (HOLISM REMEDY.) Cure BILIOUS and Nervous ILLS. 25ctS. a Dox. duisioh DOES CURE CONSUMPTION In Its First Stages. B assr yon grt tht 0nmIm. MI ft tare llto k. Slok Mask. Coartlatra Malaria, Urn OMplalnt, uk tk aafe a4 wruta nsm, latlTtl S BILE BEANS Cm ta small sirs ( mu ituiicustai pl. Tar f us smm etsfMIHt! salt au afa l issti uar au, as MM I KISSING teto-mnrt, ItlOOIIIli paawlatoef lass smhuo Urn 4 j r surra co.. ktt of "til BMaa, ' ' St Loaai. kt. abers Golden Femal Pills. rorFsnale Imcnlar Itlacaotulnf lUtthm en tb market. Asw ail SineswaluUvusW bj tromlDDt lsltss moathlf. Juaraat4 to rail upon' Ksottnuuloa. SUtDlAFU CUTalRI Don't b kaatmnoS Bar Ttaaa, H1U and aaoooTitaas aoota r. rat to aar cddraai car bf Ball f 01 pi of prto,tlta. Addnt. tmf i?HRfl RnnaiE coiriiY. Urn Branca. luV.rOBTLAXD. OB .,M lit Wutf Uaeo Co.. rortlaad. Or PATENTS and adTl IKKM. 1. K. 1 ohlslD . F'SSl mu. Ioformatlon Lrrraix. ff. furtit Onto. Waahliurton, D. C. IJtmtum Mu wkti N. P. N. C. Ho. 8&7-8. g . N. U. o. Hi I 2J rNH MI-TIOV Ml It ill. V I Kill, Tu t iliiToa: fl-asr liifufOi fuur naslx that 1 bat a po.itl.e rriniili Inr tb av bainrtl dlsiasr. Kjr lis tlicrli uw tliuuumls ul ... -I-.-..-.. . mw m urn. . urru urrmauruii rifrrii, stiall br flail tu trlnl I wo bolllr. i. uij rrluMy rntf tu any ul vour tvauVrs who ns cuusump tlnn II tlici will s-ul Mrtln-lrviprt'ssanil post odlc aJJrrss. Huipeeihilly, l A IM.IA IH, M. 181 IV I strvet, New Yurk. I' HE (IKK tOK fll.Kkl. Namcuv for blind, blw.1, ii and Itrhlua: files. Oue bni bas caml tli worst i ax nl ten years' ttamlluf. Nnnnv ue1 stitrVi U-u mliiule after asKif Klrk't (iermau I'll Ointment. It absorb tumors, allays I ho Iteliliif. ai-ta as a tHllli e. aivea relief. Dr. Kirk's lleruiau File Ointment la prepared ouljr for PUS'S ml lli liln of tbt private part, aud uothlug else, Kvery boi Is warranted. . Mold br Drnnlsta aud sent bt mall on mwlnt of prim, ll.iw per lxx. j. J. Mack A Co., Whole sale Aurula, Hau Francisco. All persons rapidly and safely rtduiel by Hu Hols Autl obesity Tea. A. lOuillh AI'o.. aueuls. (Irani avenue and Ui ary street. Itenarrnf Imitation, of thk eelelirslml s..al n( North Carolina I'luii t ut Tul aeeo. THT Akkuka for breakfast. Usi'd in Millions of Homes ALWAYS IN priBaking If you want a first-clatis mnchitie, do not purclmxe until you have looked up tho record of the "Advance," as it is the only machine in tho market that will give absolute siitiBfuction. Send for uescriptive cata logue to Z. T. Wright, General Agent, .Foot of Morrison Street, Portland. Oregon, Also dealer in General Machinery and Supplies. sM sfirsfim sfffsfyrfsfsfsisffMsT rs otrrnphcra of both scies, attrimtte their bucccks to a course at the Portlana! BusU 1 n . . . 1 , il. r....ti.l n I -ll l' . I neSa CeOliege. reruaim, urvgou, or ino vapuai Duainoas 001100, puiwm, Orcpou. lioth are un:ler the niniinKciiient of A. V. Artnstroii";, have aame course of atmly, annte rutcs of tuition. Jlasinest, Short hnnt1,T)-pen-ritinfr, Penmanship and Eng lish Vtiutrtmcuts. Write to either for joiut CatuloKiic and siecliucna of penmanship. lUMCHsavsi v7 .1 X OughhsVaandsfornoHiinfi. The house oudhh Xo be cleoJied- wibh Saooo.Trv&co.keinyour aVokvU'axT nexl- house-clenin "IGETORABICE i no excuse for a dirty house or greasy kitchen. Better clean them in the old way than not at all ; but the modern and sensible way is to use SAPOLIO on paint, on floors, on windows, on pots and pans, and even on statuary. To ba ignorant of the uses of SAPOLIO is to ba behind the age. A NEW BOOK FROM COVER TO COVER. ruilY ABREAST WITH THE TIMES. Th Autln ntlf " I. iiai.rniKi'il,'' cnmprlslnft th Iwili' of l, "7 iul 'M, puiijrrialilnl prciH rty of the iiniliT.lkii''ii, Is H"W 1 iKirnuajlily K-vIm-I ami Kiilar(pil, ami iM'an Ihn i.amr il Webiter'i Iuternalioual Dictionary. Fllt'irlal sriirk u - n this revision liaa l"'. n In pro ftircivi'r IS li-ara. Not It'.a limn (inn lliimlnd nalil mlltnrial laUirrrn liao In'on f nrn ci iinn It. (tri-r :imi,ii(m) ,i.iilr in it prpparatinn iief'iri. tlisilrsl ripy wa. prluti-il. Critical oomparisnn with any other IUftliinary U ii)Tiu-tl. liKT TIIK lll'-.HT. tl. C. MKIiRIAM t ()., I'ultllshrra, HpriiiKflfld, Jla.. V. a. A. Sold liy all IkHikxIlfrs. Illustrate! paniphli lfrk. U New Pension Law. a 4vl'4ia irniuii; do vMtw t lurtil-b; uu II H pi.'id Attfnry I'JJ t art' eiiNrrtenorl. ('apt J II. HHKI'AKlt ti.a MaJ. W K N'lKHIH, 319 Put H rwt Kom 47. 4j -Inlng i. H fnioa Aino. Han KrJtcl., Cf HrfprfUM, A. J HurhlM, OiQiniunlrr it. A. I I of t'avllfuriilai. aud oltitir lUiMTtniMtl udlctala. STEIN WAY, Gabler and Peas Pianos Mwili'i th. BMT flian Mtu. and th. fsTont. c'Wl Piattii.; all M-islual luslrunirnU; Hsmls Htltt pilrd; lr stk i MIh Must. Mrriawtr lUi l. siid wt Vm Huiwl; Hat-thus uaatr Co. tall aod ss. our nmw ruonis slid iww siiios. RATI NOfl AND HYNOP.4M or Frxsiox ani KouKir l.ws. hlauk and Infnrniatlim In-. In any address. Flallsiss llh kf.irti, Washlug tou, l. C, late of to. H., Mh N. II. lulaiitry. i J A. I m.1 Ik a. 1 . 4 J" HORSE NAILS. W offrr to fin out stork of l.JU) boit llorrm v.ll. mm follows: e. as. vs. lot si II rents Bound toth trade of to horsesh.wrs; and 7s (few. boie only), l.'t rents. They r th Judsou make. tb beat lu the world, nd no mora will tw , mstiufa.-tiirrd. rler Imm ?nir J4lit-r or (nun : Mills' t ah klwrr. 4IM Ir.al aireel, taa Iraarl.e, la I. send rub or best rtty rtlerenro, pvbl on ractlpt of rs Vam tot pir. III A WEBSTER'S I INTERNATIONAL J DICTIONARY I TaT-Tll J, Qitieura Hl'MOIHOKTHIC RLOOD.HKIN ANDSCAl P, lielber Iti'hliiK. biirului), blemllua". scaly, Tiisfml, pimply, blotehy oreopl-r eolored, with lis of hair, either simple, scrofulous, hrn-lllary or eoiitauliius, are siieedllv, iH-rmaneuliv, -uomli ally aud infallibly cured by Hi Ci tii rat Kkm ki.i sti. niu.i.tliiK of ( CTIi t'as, the great kin in re. Ct'T'K'N tinAf, an riUilte skin pu rlin ran. I lieantltler, ami rt'iirtk Ka-oLviNT, Hie new IiIihhI and skin purifier ami areatest of humor reuiiHlli's, when the let phyilelaua and all other remedies fall. t't'Tin N Kr.nsoiissr tl lily liifailllile IiIishI and skin purifiers, and ditllv ellei t morv Kieat cures of blood and skiu illx ax-a than all other retnedlea coinbluetl. Hold everywhere. lrlre. ITTli t at. Sue: Hoi. iV; ItKsm.vitNT, II. I'reirel by Potter liruaT ml I hem leal Corporation, Huston, Mass. kvnd for " How toi ure UIimhI aud Hkln Dis ease.. -" I'lmpli-s, hlai 'klMwlsTrhappwTanii oily "a 14T skill prevenle.1 bl'l Tli i a Snap, i Hai kailie, kidney plus. vekiie and rlieiiiuati.in rellevil In nnn minute by the Tlrhrati'iH'i Tiers Anti rim l'LAirraa.'Jfio 40 Years the Standard. THE LEAD, THE Oifljl THRESHERS, Engines, Horse Powes, Self-Feeders and Strawstackers. Tit AT CAN UK UHhl) KVKKY VKt is the kind that pays, Scores of vntinir litisiiicM men. and bun tlrcda of book-keepers and aten uhbbobc done? SSf &nd be convinced JHE SMOKIJ? Will hav'e ro otKer Jobacco Who otce tries SZfih OF J0RTH CAOLIN' Plug Cit. Jhia is the secret of its. Immense sale. PATTERN FREE. fly dnlol Amnfrmfnl with rKMOHKhT'B KAMlLV MAUA ZINK, Uic Oratttt of all Uacaiinta. wa ar itonblrd to malm wry ooa oi our lady rtwlfr a aottm prtMDt. Out out turn allpaiid lnciot it with a twoetat ttantp for rvtnra tKMiajrt, and ynur narat and addrm) tit w. Jmiilnn Irtmortat, 16 Kaat Hlh Ht lSa Vurk, and thi will rOTlva by ntura nail a nafl-tlM paitrni, Uiua tntrd and full arterltm!, of inli Jackal (worth Me). Il raa tw .) a a pitrffcllf plain Jickat, or aa kiiurtr InatsJ. I'ntM mil wllh nrirll thai alta dralrrd. Burt, H M, HM. or Iimam. WbtU If norcrt'a i Dot a FmIiIoo Milnt. ruaof luppoaa It to U btrauta It Ktnon Urinvrttunit, Ilka all Hi othor IptutmtnU la to iMTfrt-t, Vou rt-iliy vtl a dowa MaffaBta oa tvary tuuotb, Cor K par ytai. FOR LIEU OIILV! UTt0..srslsjiaKiTlVUUaIllilJlIlTY Uwiusnsst awoyaaaaia, Mittta if SrrorsorBsMSMStn 01OTYttsw iIhmi, !'! 4IM1 rstlT Snun4 H U vslars Sn4 trwwth.WSK.l,IIKTKUIrkUOKU4YSarsaiKO ODf 4hMiiiff Mrsiiisf Hoaa tmsiassT await i. s IMIilT ttm SO SIMM 84 ImsiMiIh. Tfril 11. titrls4l.s a.M, ribiusiu. asasrasrs naiw imsM) fr aKia anauiuAa, vws, vurri.u,M. i. Men's Suits to Order 820 to 840. Hen's Pants to Ortfsr, 80 to 8 1 0. Pit f iiarauteed. Send 4 rent In itamiw for samplea aud rulea fur L'll measure uitiuL ARTHUR KOHN, CLOTHIER, BITTER, TAILOR. coasaa or .od and Morrison Bt., PORTLAND, OR. Diamond Drill Work. TUB Pacific Prospecting Co.,1 wltb Diamond Core Drill for oil. mineral or wa ter. Hole bored for vertllailon or dralnaira, IMiti for Diamond Drill Machinery and sup pllra. rorraspondene ailli'lted. tit Vara. tlrwct, Has Fraaolaoo. i