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THEY NEVER STOP. The Kind ot a Wlh Thai Makes Mu Oral Hefura Their Tlina. William," sbe says, after William e curled snugly up under tha bluiikota for the night, "did you lock the front door?" Yes," says William, briefly. Vou're sure you did?" ; "Yet, suro." ' "And you slipped the bolt, tooP" -Yea." You know you forgot it once, and it gave nie such a turn when I found it out in the morning. I didn't gut over it for a week. We haven't much any. body'd want to steul, I know, but 1 don't want the littlo we have taken, fori-" "I tell you I attended to the doors." Well. I hope so, for goodness' take. You attended to tho basement door?" Yes, I tell you." Ilecause if you hadn't, you or I, one or the other, would huvo to got up nnd attend to it now. I read to-day of-" "1 don't care what you read." "ll is said that a man down on Itreet forgot to" "I don't care if he did." , "And in the middle of the night k burglar walked right in and" "I don't believe it" "I've a notion to get up and see if you have locked that door. You're lure?" How many times have I got to tell you that I did lock it?" Well, you thought you locked it thiit timo when you li ft it unlocked." -Will you be quiet?'1 "1 don't care, Willitm, you know yourself how careless you are, and" See here, Mary Jauc, this has got to end right here." But it doesn't end there; and it doesn't end for nn hour, nnd William arises in tho morning with the lines on his brow a little deeper, nnd the hope loss, desperate look still in his face. Tid-HUs. A Long Street-Car Line. The longest street-car lino in tho world is now in process of construc tion in the Argentina Republic. It is to much longer than uny other line that it quito dwarfs the eight and ten mile roads of our cities. It is rtlso the only street-car lino in tho world which uses sleeping-cars. The road has two hundred miles of truck, connecting a number of towns in the vicinity of Buenos Ay res. Horses are used there as motive power instead of steam, be cause fuel is dear, horses cheap, and the people are slow. Two tons of cnal will buy a horso nnd harness. The equipment for this fond has been en tirely furnished by a Philadelphia car company. Tho sleeping-cars aro a curiosity. They are four in number, eighteen feet in length, and aro fur nished with four berths each, which are made to roll up when not in use. The cars are furnished with lavatories, water-coolers, linen presses and other conveniences, and are finished through out with mahogany. The other cars in lour doublctleckcd open cars, twenty platform cars, twenty gondola mi's, sixteen refrigerator cars, four poultry cars, furnished with coops, right cattle cars, two derrick cars for lifting heavy material and two liun dret! box cars. Chicago Inter-Ocean. , An Interesting Calculation. It has often been nsked how long It tfiniid take to refill tho Lake of Usean. (Lake Leman) if it were impund. Tho lako covers nn area of -.?.k,.0,000 square meters (228 square mil..). Its greatest depth is 812 me:v (nearly 1,024 feet), and its av ersjr depth may therefore bo assumed tor !.Vj meters (nearly 4U0 feet). In c(rui'co with this supposition the lk contains 90 milliards of cubic nic1 (close upon 20,000 milliards of g:ili.) of water. The average in flow .e.,iu the Ilhon'o per second is 27 cub:' meters (5,943 gallons), or 2,332, SSOclio. meters (513,423,972 gallons) in 1!m : hours. To fill tho basin of the Ufco. tbcrcforc, the Rhone would requlf c cars.' Ar, J'. Voit. Agent of the Troupe "You have the usu:,! theater properties, I sup pose?" Theater Manager "Certainly. But you won't need any properties at concert." A. T. "Well, rather. The soprano expects a bouquet or two presented to her." T. M. "Of course. I had forgotten. We have a floral ship aud a gorgeous flower basket and even bouquets to throw from different parts of tho audience." A. T. "That ill be nil right. Have a couple of bouquets thrown to her after her first ng. and send the usher in with the hip after tho second." Detroit Free hess. "I've about concluded," said the Manager to his company, just after a stormy rehearsal, "to stop putting on Pkvsand turn your talents in a direc tion where they will be more useful." "What are you going to do?" asked tho "fling nmn. "I'm going to organize Ia into a foot-ball association. I'll the most brilliant collection of jerj iu the country." Merchant "trier. A German author, savins that omeri in some departments of litera- nave entirely supplanted men, PTos as a reason that wofuen are car 1 away with the current of the day. ait, as in life, they always follow latest fashion, are realists to-day, Ms!i3U to-morrow, and therefore al- auro to appeal to the taste of tho "wtnent." . ,vnii iuc a duwiiu v....- I CllS P.v. MISCELLANEOUS. It ts discovered that a school teacher near Montreal can neither read nor writ. -Bent whalebones can be restored and used again by simply soaking in water a few hours, then drying them. The force of habitU always strong. Baltimore young man who was call ing on a street car conductor's daugb ter says that the father wandered In at a rather late hour; and, opening tho door, mechanically exclaimed: "Sit close, please." Baltimort American. A little hunchback was seized by a detective in Berlin and relieved of a package which ho was carrying under his cloak In front of tho czar's carriage during the czar's visit to Berlin. The package was openod by a superior, and was found to oontain samples of soap. The hunchback was let go. -Washington Sundav-school.-Teach-w (to little girl) "Now, Angeline, can you toll me what it means to return good for evil?" Angeline Brooks Well, miss, I don't 'exactly know do words, but I tink it mean ef any one sasses yer, doan't yer Ja- back." Harper 't Bainr. Any device 'that will make the ear comfortable and do away with the cnanoes oi Are In case of accident will satisfy tho public: tho railways h only to consider the quostion of efll. ciency ana economy. It is even credible that a temperature below tho stifling height usually reached by the stoves would be grateful to a groat many trav elers. Boston Post -In 1887 2.067.281 acres of land In Dakota were nowly liled on; 1,586,672 acres were acquired by final proof and cash entry, aud 2.387 acres were nor. chased by land scrip. There was a largo immigration into tho Devil's Lake dis trict. The area of unsurveyod laud taken up, but not filed on. during the year, is estimated to bo about 200,000 acres. The ship Macaulav. launch ml thirty-two years ago In Baltimore, has neon sold to Boston parties as u coal hulk. She cost In 1853 $82,000, aud although a sound vessel still, was sold for a mere song. Tho Macaulay onco made the run from Liverpool to Mel bourne, Australian seventv-oiirhtdavs. and once from Southwest Pass, at the mouth of tho Mississiuui. to Livemool in twenty-four days. She w.is amon? thelastof the famous Baltimore clippors. A restaurant proprietor of Mont- martre, in France, receutly opened a curious cafe. The interior is in the form of an immense tub, the illusion of which Is carried out by tho circular shape of the doors and windows. The signboard is inscribed with the word "Diogenes," whom the untutored folk of Montuiartre imagine to bo some fellow countryman of theirs who had distinguished himself as a cooper. lwo Konnobunk, (Me.), farmers have come to srief recently from too close following of book and too littlo exercise of common senso. One had read it was best to dehorn a calf and the other that the best nnd most suc cessful way to fat a hog was to cut off its tail Both followed directions, but neglected to care for the animals after ward and tho result was that both calf and hog became sick and died at the next cold spoil of weather. Chicago Uerald. Indications now point to tho exist- once of a submarine volcanic crater between tho Canary Islands and the coast of Portugal. From a cable-laving steamer iu 39 deg. 25 min. north, 9 dc!f. 54 min. west, the water was found o to measure 1,300 fathoms under the bow and 800 under the stern, showing the shio to be over the ed?e of a deun r . . depression In the ocean bottom. The wen-Known inequalities in mo Deo. oi theSua of Lisbon are thought to be duo to a submarine chain of mountains. The time has come, we aro glad to say, when those who can really ap nrnciate oossuut and tater can tret the i r . full worth of their money. The possum is in all his glory and the tater is sappy. The combination is superb. It has no superior in this or any other land, ana it is distinctive, for not every man loves possum, otherwise there would rui. he left Bunnell to tro around. But the cold spell is hero and tho possum r t Ii is here. J.et us, leiiow-ciHzens, ior getting the past and looking forward to the future, make the most of them. Atl&ita Constitution. , p.-hriinrv. lfrwi. hd no full moon. Such a thluK will not occur aain for 2,00,00tl years. A MEMORY OF EARLY SAYS. Bane of childhood's tender years. Swallowed oft with groans and tears, How it made the flesh recoil, Loathsome, preasy castor oill Search your early memory close, Till you find another dose: All the shuddering frame revolts At the thought of Ersora salts! Underneath the pill-box lid Was a greater horror hid. Climax of all Inward ills. Huge and griping oM blue pills! .!,. . Anntnu tn fu mild ana .entie ,1 UAk Wil -I "- W ' .i i vim.' ll.amnt I'urtrative Hi uuu v . " 1 " - - ' Pellets, sugar-coated, easy to take, cleans ing, recuperating, renovating; "J"c!" without wrenching It with agony, bold by druggitn. Last year, In the city of New York, build ings were erect1-! coning over y-fCHMiW. ely's catarrh CREAM BMESSSSaW aiitiSum I"WT-flM KIM.".' .3 I hod catarrh to bad there vert great sores in viy nose,OM place teas eaten through. matt TtroMtleso Ely's Cream Balm did the work. My nose and head are veil. C. S. McMillen, Sibley, Mo. M Iay-fever Tk great Orloff diamond, wklch sur niounta the Kuaaian imperial sceptre, ts the first tn slie and third In value in ths world. It once formed the rye of an idol In a temple near Seringhsm, lodia. and waa stolen by a French adventurer. It weighs l&j carat and is valued at IV CW,1U. A SZFBUYX V01 THI C05DEMIM. Wretobed man and women long eondemnad to sutfor the tortures ef djrapeiMia, ara Oiled with new hope after a few Aunts ot lioatattor's 8tonuuh Bitters. This budding hope bloaaouis into the fruttian of oeiUluty, If tha Blttora la periialed la. It triu(f a roprlava loalldj-a-iwptlui who aewk iu aid. Flaluleuca. hwirt burn, alnking at tha pit of tha atuiuauh betwaen nieala, tha uervsui trvmora and luaoinuia of which chroulo liidli(iaUon it tha paraul, dla appvar with their halaful prOKvnitor. Aluat beneticenl of itouiachiual wbo caa wonder Uiat lu to iiiuujf lnitauooa it awakeui Krtlftul elo quern in thuaa who. beuetlUid 1 it. awak Tulunlarlly iu lit behalf. It rvqalrua a graphto pen to deaenba tha toruienta of dyipoiMla, but in niauy at tha toatliuoiiUla reoeired by the proprietor of the IlllUira. theaa are portrayed with vivid trutbfulneiw. Coiialliwtiuu, billoua aeaa, inunoular debility, tualanal favera and rheuiuaUaui ara reliavd by lu The government has declined to con tribute 5000 for an Arctic expedition as pr.ipo.ed by the Australian government. All tha art ud taata of tha 1ml aitlita mmi to hata baeo ouiiibiuatl to Ui nufblflwiit paokaM uf Liup.ncd Olp.ri.lilo ud Ohruiuatlo Cardi which la latii( uBtni br tha weil kuuwu tlia U futuilnf BruUiwi, ut fltU bumh, fa Tupracura Uwaa alagut fratd and latin fringed ear da. buy a bul of Pr. U. McLaiia'a Orlakratnl UiM Pllla fur ' oanu fruu your dniKgul and null Uia oul aide wrapiwr with your addrM. (uhuuly w Itwu) and four cenu worth of auuija to I'taiilui llrolhpra, l'itu bunb, Fa You mill ba ainrlwd aud dellghUnl with tha beauiy and variety of the omnia you will rwelta. DEUCATK CHILDREN, HUESISO Mothers, Overworked Men. and for all diaofiae w here the tinsuea ara waatliiK away from the Inability to digest ordinary food, or from over work of the brain or body, all auch ahould lake Hrott'M KiiibInIoii of Hire t'od Liver Oil with llypuphoHpliites. "I ued the Kmulalnn on a lndy who was delicate, and llin-aleued with nrum liitis. It put her in inch (food health and tlc-h. tliat 1 muat (ay 't In the beat Kuiul eion 1 ever used.H-I. P. WiDUKLL, JL 1)., liuKh'i Mills, & C. A Limn LEAVEN LE1VE5ITH THE WHOLE LUMP, A disease In one part of the body will eventually fill the whole body with dis ease. Every year or two some part of the system grows weak and begins to decay. Such part should be removed at onre and new matter be allowed to take its place. There's no need of cutting it out with the surgeon's scalpel. Purge away the old, diseased and worn out parts with IkANlv kkth's Pills. Then the new body will take care ot Itself. If afflicted with Bore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Kye Water. Druggiels sell it 25a See Antlsell Piano advertisement. Wakelee's Squirrel and Gopher r.xterml nator Try it, and prove the bent is the cheapest. Wakelee & Co.. San Francisco. 6IH0SE-ACHES RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA OR KINDLED BETTER HAVE. It. IIALKH PULMONARY BALSAM a auraaioa naicr roa COUGHS, COLDS, INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION And all Throat and Lung Troublea. Hold by all Iral"U for SO Cent. J. R. CATES A CO., raorairroM, 417 Hanaoiae nu. HAH PBAKCItSCO CANDY MAKINB FOR PLEASURE OR PROFIT. "VOniU PKHHONS wlahluf to engace In a llslit, JL pieaMlit, and. perhauL proStable amuaemtnit. can learn Uie art of 4ulj Makiiit at home, and while I iniia amiuement to Uielr frleudi and tbenueliea, dia ooTer wbethw lby hate a taate fur tha work aa a bual neaa. and ther-17 make a fair Urlni profll from a rery email Inratuwul KeoeipU, and full iuatractioiu in de tail, euittcieut for aerenl leaaone fur tl niaklnf of twelre aioipla rarietiea, and amply aufflcient fur home emuaetnent, aelit for one dollar. Toole nm-Wary may be fnuud in any kitchen. Addrem, GEO. Jf . rLK LIVAL. 123 EUia SUeet, Han k'rauclaoa dllL.P-YlAI - HA4 II. Oabler, Itoenlnh ptanoe; Bnrdett Ore ana, baod hutnimeoU. L-umat lock of Hhoet Mi-ale and Buoka. Handa euppUed at Kaatern rto MATTHIAJJ OKAY CO.. 'Jut Poet Street, BAi rranclKW $5 To S a Day. Sample) worth FREE. i i,m ni miilar the horaee feet WrlURirw. ana a turmr Kirn llouuCo..IIolly,Ulch. 10011 sSsIs SEEDS OLD SORES AND ULCERS 1 it uadio ard ir ItLaa a tUkiiil L . li a., Ml.. By M-jl.-wa. M-a ay J. V. All. Bi. Paul, aliea. Use Star Re-MeltiM Roller Composition us - n. .-HP 1 1 1 1 if wM Wa mmm- Over 800 eorpaee have been reeovered from avalanches which have reoentiy oc curred In the Italian Alpa. T2S C01E1CT TUIX TTl-RM AM Waw f-iw man wKa A a .! v wa w hh WB J IU v IUVM W UV UV UUl pride themlves on always having the correct time; and wonderful and delicate inctiiauiarua are oeviaea 10 enauie mem to (tnifl llilltk. mnMall..!. a. .!.-... eter la made, tha more subject It becomes ui ucraiiitBiurui, ana uniHas it oe sepi ai WSVS Derf-VtlT rlan. It annn lmoa lt nu. fulneaa. What wonder, then, that the human machine so much more delicate I1 i i,.tmlmt- .,. . U -I -1 - . "IV'IBl- UJUl T. , Ul liaU liould reouire to be kept thoroughly cleansed. The liver Is the maln sprlnR of wia complex structure, end on the Inipu- rltl al.fl in 111. 1,1.1 t.w iii.nhiJ H... depend most of the Ills that lleh Is heir L .., 1 1 , 1 v, -iui wuauiijuvio niiicn ib iunR scrofula). Is traceable to the Imperfect action of this organ. Kidney diseases, skin diseasea, sick headache, heart diaeaae, dropav, aud a I n catalogue of grave tual- adiea tiava thtlr nriain In t-.rnlil m hiii... srish liver. Dr. fierce's Golden Medical Discovery, by establiHbing a healthy, normal a tlnn nf ihj, llv... a.ti mm s.w. w. lt,.l and preventive of these diaeosee. Four teasDOonfuls are eaual to one tabla. spoonful. A Nllrht f'nWI. If nei.lu-.ifl nftaa attacks 'he Luuks. "Brown's Bronchial I rocuea give immediate relief. CONSUMPTION BUSKLT CUSED. TotheEilrtor: 1 l.tl. uM t.ri.im SM.a .1 . V. . T V. . Hiva remedy for the above named dlaoaae. lly uumy ua inouaanua ot aoueieee raaaa nave tx-eii permanently cure'.L I aball Wo tiled to Mitdtwo botUmoniy remedy vhsr to any of wu nn weir rjiprma aita l . v, auureea. IUwpeotfully, 8 LOCUM, if. C. tn hear. Bt, New York a'. A. Two and oue-half teacnufula of tha bat orown sugar weign one pound. $300 EEW4ED Is offered, In good faith, by the manufac turers of Dr. Saae's Catarrh Itemedy for a rase of catarrh which they cannot cure. It is mild, soothing and healing inita ef fects, and cures "cold in the head." cattr rhal deafneaa, throat ailment and many other complications of this distressing disease. SO cents, by druggists. . The river and harbor bill this vear will appropriate not less than 20,(X0,C00, Hoiiu's LiTTi.B Vkuetaui.b Pills towet above and are unlike any other remedy in the world, l'rlce, Hi cents a vial. All druggists. Write plainly 011 a nuetal eard your name and nnat- oflttoe adtlreaa, naminothih i-apik, andyuu will reeetre ire a aanipie copy of the rtev York liluairateu newa Addreaa, P. O. bui 1403, New York City. TrtGekmka (or breakfaat Ourtelllo tmiiruvM and pmurrt! the Ofmp.il.B. fiver 6,000.000 PEOPLE USE 0.M.FERRY&C0. are admliied to bathe ivX baraeet eaeaaman fa In tha world. B..t.t-ii auu a Uiaalralaa, iMMrtf. Un mm4 . rwa SEED t'.m$& ANNUAL ljVl?hk)2 For 1888 . will be mailed vt'APREC TO ALL 'V W 1 euDlioanta and I Vr., J o laat aaaaon'a .AJiVt: auatumere with- JUT f Erery paawm aaina vi ifc j ; oartieB, iaiaeiowar VsEEDS-'rrsJe: O. Me FERR Y4CO.,DeU0lt,Ml0h. E.J. BOWEN'S SEEDS. Alfalfa, Onion Rota, Oraae, Clornr, VeceUble and Fiuwer Benle Vy far 'be larneat and tuo oun.pl.te lurk on lli Pa-tlHa lloui Large llluatraU C Ui-MilptlTe and prtaod Catalogue auukd, tree, 10 all appiuauu. E. J. BOHKX OS Front Htreet, I'ortland, Oregon Or, 815 and 817 Sanaome 8t , San Franctaoo, CaL HATCH CHICKENS! Jl WITH TKB pPETALUMA INCUBATOR Tha Moot .HaMowruf Ma chine Made. 3 Gold MnUla, 1 Sllrrr Medal, aua Id rirat rreuiiunia Hutrlmall klndaofCBSS. Sladelu All kites. Write na for Lane Illuatrattid Cir cular I'rrfl. ih'acribuif Inuubatora Urouuura, lluaa How to ralae Uulckeua, etc, .fdrr, POA1UMA IHCUBATOS CO., I'ttaluma, Col LIFE SCHOLARSHIP, $70. REND FOR CIKCULAR. WESTCOTT BROS. Ilardy Northern Grown SEEDS Prom Minneapolis, Minnesota, ara the beat, because they are earlier and the most productive. Take no other untd you try them. For sale by all leading dealers on tits coast throughout the country. Trade supplied by WESTCOTT BBOTHERM, 8eed Merchants, 400 and 4 OH Bansoma Street, Sao Francisco, Cal 1 CURE FITSJ Wbra 1 say cere I do nut neaa merely to at-'P them toratimeandllieBhare tl-am return saajn I m,.n a radlialcure, I haie made tha diaeaae ol r ITS. MVUs Kl'MY or FA1XI.NU Hli:KNEIi8allfe-lon(sldy. 1 arrant ray nraixdy U ears ti-e wont esaas. Baoauae Mhera hare failed u Do reaaun for nut Dow raeeiiina a core. H"Wl at uoee for a treat lee and irrw Hultle m iujotllil'Wrn-dl. (lire Eipreaa and Poet Ollioa. WM.UOUT, it. C., 1 S3 1'enrl HI. tw ark. SHEETiBaSM BOUND OciS tH&L"" 50ca D0H 0IIIXOTE. MNt tYHt, Catalog FREE and l20othera. Oataloa FRIt. (Und alther above amounu for Sample Coor. Bock & Hews Go. Chian The Oregon National Dank, Of PORTI-AXU. tBucoeaamto Hetiutul-laa ailSkolr I CAPITAL VAIU IS. . tWOfiX. TrbuaauU a Uereaal Bankira Vualtwaa AOOOTJIii 1 H km mihiax. lu dk. SKI.I-. tXCll A N i K on flea k imiwlm and New Terk. SAKI-l OlU.KT(N-l 1,'nnMt tvina Vaa b imLAfOuiurr "xtj u maukijs, Ja, IWuVot V Ire -inli.il. I F. BUEEMAJf asabte. -fc"ttxm for Saio. tEl STtnrs FOR I IHI I LAK loM ORIT O FIN, l'uinuod. KtiaaU Coooty. Cal , fmll belt of Vptm KaeranMula Valley ; nr. to H OltlKPIN.Tnlo. pu.m vuiiiMiw mim vna uc-ireoasa. n-mm V 5 UCoJ The Seven Cuticura Boys Tit ee aeven beautltul buva owe their beauty ot akin,, luxurlanr ol hair, purity of blood, and freedom from hereditary taint or humora of the akin or al to the celebrated Ctmiraa Hint! uia. For cleanalntf, pitfltylns and boautUving the ikln of clilldren and Infante, and curing tortuihig, dia fltrurhig, Itchlnj;, ecaly aud pimply dwaaee uf tlc ikln, et'alp and blood, with luei of hair, from lu. fancy to old age, tVrici ni, the great akin cure, aud Cl'TtcTn boar, an ciqulaite akin beantlOer, ptvred from it e-t.mallv, and Cnnraa III aoi.vivr, Uia new WuoJ purifier, liiternally, are inlallilile. Your niont valuaUe Citutka Itnuim have doue my child ao muih good that I feet like aa; lug thlt for the beuc At uf thuee who are troubled with ekiu diaeaae. Uy little girl aa troubled with Enema, and I tried at' rural durtore aud cuoili-lnei, but did uotdoher any good until I uaed the ITri cvba Hmiuiu, whit h i;ieedily cured her, f.ir which I owe you many tluuika and aiany nl.'lita of real. ANTON ItUHSIMEH, Ulnburg, Ind. The Cericou Ksiiidiu are tn great demand. The Ct'Tia-aa 1(uo,vikt wlla better tlnn any oilier bluud purifier. The Cl-TKt'iA Hoar la pmlaed by niy cuatomera, eapeclally luotlicra, who any It ia the bent fur bablea, preventing and curing ecall bead and aim War diMuieua UKOKllb 11011118, I. U , Cullltn, Texaa, n lan t'LK-t. blKkla-ada, red, routih, cliapwd and llll I oily akin prevented by tVtnrst Sar. .T. II. IISIi, Analytical Chemist, A8SAVKR AMI TOXHOI.OCilKT, Laboratory, 106 First St., Portland, (Jl.KiJON. ANALYSKS made of all ulmtanrea. liatu for aiuuiyliiir Kuld orsUver. 1.60. HnagenUi fur tenting all kinds of ores and uietttla manu factured and for wl' l'kon the rt'cciui of 1 will fiirnt.h a recipe fur inukiug all kinda of metallic alloy; also, recipes for sua pa, dyes, wrf uinea, Htlid extnu'ta, enai'iHV. liniiiieiitii, oiutiiiunta, salvee, etc In foriiiatlon furulehi'd on all kinds of uhuniloal coniiolllon. Tackages aeut by uiall or eprea promptly attended U. .k'iSBBIWETi IIOBB'8 W JFOFTAnt F ll LITTLE V PILLS K nrf'M FOB THE LI V Kit. M Perfect digestion aceom-M pliahed by tnklliir llobli'aLJ Pi IjJV 3 1 Vegetable 1'HU.LJ Mr"TJM'p This Wonderful Kemedyll iTi h' IL' curessiea iieniini-iiv.iiy -rjiAaT.jleala, lnllgill..n, and RirfW' tja'l IXaeaaes of tha Liver aim Htumnrh. TI10 following symptoms result fruui dincttHis of the Hl'CHtlvo Oritiiiia: Co 11 at I- M.wyHfcl lleartburn. Ilnd Taste In K-ZSNul Mouth, Nnuaen, Hour niiiiiii.fii, vim 1 1111 k 11 , Yellowneas of Hkln, I all in the HiIm. etc. Ilnbh's l.ltlle Vi.itnblePllUttlll free the system of all thine and tunny oilier dlaordera They are purely vegetable, auenr coated, very small. ensy tn take, only o.ieaj pill a dnsr, but UKcd wltliM wuuderftil results. Try them H ..i v. nun imi-ivi ti, . vu will recommend them, l'rieo SA Cta. a vlnl, or live lor 11.00. font by moll or all druggists. Hodb's Mcdioinc Co., Prop's, Ban Francisco, Cal. BLOOmlNCDALE Q BROTHERO OF THIRD AVENUE, NEW YORK CITY, I hare now ready their handsomely illustrated seiul-aiinual FASHION CATALOGUE whioh oantnina a mwt complete list of hit eat atylee in I'oHlunies, Wraps, Millinery, Novuliies in l)reaGoHlB,Hhiies.nte.,ete.,lKith Foreign unci llumeatio. whioli ara sold nt such low prices as to innka their uaine renuwued througliuut the Union. . This catalogue isissned for the benefit nf per sons residing at a distance from New York City, and enables them to make their purchases with the same fseilitn s and at the snmelow prices aa tnnuirh they call' d in ierson. A oupy of this book will be mailed CDCC tany ieraon uion ap plication by I II Lu postal card or letter. Kloomlngilale Brothers, ManufiirlHrrra. Iniporlrrs, Krtnllcrs, Iblnl Avenue, New l'nrk. titND FOH A CATALOODK. MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS, 232 Kearny St., San Francisco Bhirts, Underwear, Suspenders, Hoiiery, Gloves, Neckwear, Collars, Cuffs, Etc SHUTS MJBDER, 11. niuatrated CaUlogue, with Rules for Self Measurement, Ualled Free. PIANOS.1 1st Premium B.OOOIn ue, to years Ketallinhed. Kew tentel Steel luninr v i u mm in uuuLhur Hlaao. by wiilcn our inama stand In tune 20 years, good lur lnu ; not afleiied by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink, em-i. dev or wear out: we suarantee it, K.le- gant lbiaewood Caaea, 8 atrlnira, double relln( il.,r.- Aiiant ivorv keve: the r'amoua ANTIrlKI.L. call or write for CaUhne, free. T. M. ANT'IMKIX HA SO C'l.. , Manufacturers, Udd relluws Hull, liar, ket and Seventh Streela, Han Franclaco. REWARD! SIOOO: Will be Mid for each and evrrr train ef note ooooe auljetancea found In W laduni'a Robertlne, sckaowledsrd Uie moat delightful aud only realty hnnirm uiiim snide ever produeM rur beauttryin and preeerring Mw eoiuplelloo. removing Ian, anoburu, freckles and all li,miatiea and .ruushoeas of the akin. Ued atwi lodiraed by the elite of society and the Ufa. Hull be all dnuretala at 10 oanu wr bottli. White and VWl Mmafictured by W. kt WISIA-M UU Vihsnnaie rgtuanu uratua. 5B Our little eon will be four yean ot age 00 th Sith Inat. In liar, m, he waa attacked with very paiulul breaking out of the akin. We talledl in a phyil.len, who treated htm for alwat four wceka Tlie child received little of no good front, the treatment, aa the breaking out, anpiwacd by the pliyaldaii to be hlvei In an aKravated lumi. bcvauia larvor In blotchee and ninre and mure die trowing. We were fmiicully obliged to get sp in the night and rub him with (oda lu water, at rung linlnicnla, eta finally, we tailed other phy.li Una, until no haa than a'u bad attempted to cure him, all alike failing, and the child aUutllly gottli'g wonw and worae, until about the tth of lut July, when we began t give him ( itictu,-Umo'-ViKT Internally, and the ( .TK't a ami (' Tiivsi Hoar externally, and by the lut uf Augie he waa to nearly w, II that we gave him only iu doee of the Uuolvut aliout erery tetxnd day for about ten day a longer, and he haa never beev truuliletl aince with the horrible malady, v II. E. UYAN, Cayuga, MvlngaLm Co., III. Suliacribcd and awurn to U'furo nit thia funrtk day uf January, 1HH7. C. N. IVE, J. F. Sold everywhere, l'rlce: Crrnriu, tOc; Soar,, 2.V.J Itcaotvurr, t. I'rcarcd by the Peril l'kue axd Ciiijikal Co., Doaton, Uaaa. IV Hvnf fur "How to Cure HUn liUta." S pagce, 60 llluitratiuna, and It 0 tcatlmonlali. D A DVC "kill, acaln and hair prcecrvedand beau. DAD 1 U tilled by the uae of Cutiuiiu Htiir. 1 ..JrW ri.ClV'Vi-t''-- Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute Mlua or Elahlcea experienced and KkllU lul rtayalrluna nnd Hnnieuna. ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A 8PECIALTY. rutlents tn-iiU'd hero or ill tin Jr homes. Mini jr tniitvd ut hoinn, lliroiiirli cyiirespuiidenw, a sueecaiitiilly us If hero lu orsoii. Oome ami st us, or send ten eentH In stniiipa for our "Invalid' Ouide-Book," which wives nil purtio. ulurs.- Addnwat Woiu.n's Dihi'Inhaiiy filnov. CAL AiwoOlATKiN, IHU Main bt., llulliilo, H.I. For "worn-out," " run-rlown," dehllltoter SohtKil toai'licrs. milliners, senilis! rossos, b(Hin kwH-ra, nnd overworked wotiien renemlly. Dr. Tierce s FavoilUt l'reeerlitlm Is the t of nil n'Stomtlvo tonics. It. Is nut n "Curo-nll, but udmlnUily f ullllls 11 sltiKletieea of purpose), tK-liur n iniwt indent Hiieelllo for all thowr Chrorda WeukiiesMes nnd Klwnses reeullnr to Women. The treutment of nmiiy thousumls) of such eawH,nt the liivnllds' lintel nnrtiirir leul liiHtltutohns nlfonled 11 hiiiro exHTloue iu udni'ling ruuiedies for their cure, and Dr. Pierce's Favcrits Prescription Is tho result of this vnst experience, for Internal congestion, lufliimninllou und uleerullon, It la n Siieelfie. 16 Is a powerful general, ns well lis iiti'i lne, tonic nnd nervine, nnd ltuiurts VlKr iinil stiniKtti to tho wholi) svsb in. It corn wenkOess nC stomach, Indltrcstloii, Montlmr, Went hiiek. nervous pi. sit nit ion, oliuulion, (hluTlly Hiul slwolessiiciis. In either nux. J'nvorltd l'rtwi l- tlon Is sold by drnwrlHls under our (iosiIiii guarantee. Buo wruppor around linltle. ... OH SIX tloTTI.r PRICE $1.00 oit $D.OO. Pond 10 cants In stnmiis for Dr. l'lereo's lnrirw Treatise on Diatnaes of Women piHJ pim'w. iniM'r-eovoreii. ahui'", , . SAHY Mkdioai. AhhouA'UON, OU ilulu btrvut, UulTuio, N. Y. T TfTfTT T WfeMaNV? TTTT.Q ANTI-BILIOIS and CATHAnTI7. SICK HEADACHE) BI!lona noadneh. Ulzzltieaa. Vonatlpa lloil, Iiidletlon, iidlllllouaAtlurka, tromptly cured by lerce's Plant PurKntlvS Pellotai 'a nts 11 vlnL b T'l-innrlBts. Tho'Van Honciscar DISPENSARY. rOBJLANIX OS. Toont alddlan4 aa4 Id. aiusla at aunid msa end alk.wbosut.or with LOST MANHOOD! Hernias DebUlty. 0Daanaa lis. tncrbea, Haailnal toaaea TA HeiuaJDeeay.iraillnt Mean Hunt Weak Kyea, Uek ot -' r.ne-7, auo siooa iana -'Hkla IMaeaara, Brohlllla "4 KrmntlotM. Halt Vallin iKioe Peine, BwelUusS fin Sun Thniat, Vicars, ' f feel of Mereury, Kldnel ena ifiaaaav 1 101 a..-k a . ,.. . . tt-Ik-, -,nh. nU-a -Uii-A Brf-promA leiilifsud eorefofiua iletla aesiea 4 onaalt 'afldfBttIl7 OCKIOM-iaa is 184 THIRD ST. Big Q baa (tven onlvsr aal satisfaction In tba curs of Uonorrbira and Olee 1. 1 prescribe It and feel safe In recommend Inf It to all sufTerer-L 4.J. STOMB, -D., Dsestsr, lu. PniCE $1.00. Bold by Druggist KNABEI The best PIANO on earth) IlHinns link's F1ANOI PATTI'S p-efereooai Idusioal Denartment A I Bancroft 4 Co jmovod to Ui l'oat tiU. Han Vraooisoo, Cal. - . 1 - I - ' .-- rjl - - T I r 1 V-V ."- Vl mm rv v k riS l-- . , J iT-1. . .. rZ.V r JTC trials 1 t f I TO DAYS. j(lruul aM al A I eaeaaSuHtaie. IJ Mr eel; ky Iks 1 S tv.na OkanlMl 9a. V V otaelnaatl TraSkl p. n. u, Nok ta-a. r. u. u. mi. sui, y.T HttOlUJU-a w vre-- t