The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899, March 24, 1888, Image 5

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    THEY NEVER STOP.
The Kind ot a Wlh Thai Makes Mu Oral
Hefura Their Tlina.
William," sbe says, after William
e curled snugly up under tha bluiikota
for the night, "did you lock the front
door?"
Yes," says William, briefly.
Vou're sure you did?"
; "Yet, suro."
' "And you slipped the bolt, tooP"
-Yea."
You know you forgot it once, and
it gave nie such a turn when I found it
out in the morning. I didn't gut over
it for a week. We haven't much any.
body'd want to steul, I know, but 1
don't want the littlo we have taken,
fori-"
"I tell you I attended to the doors."
Well. I hope so, for goodness'
take. You attended to tho basement
door?"
Yes, I tell you."
Ilecause if you hadn't, you or I, one
or the other, would huvo to got up
nnd attend to it now. I read to-day
of-"
"1 don't care what you read."
"ll is said that a man down on
Itreet forgot to"
"I don't care if he did."
, "And in the middle of the night k
burglar walked right in and"
"I don't believe it"
"I've a notion to get up and see if
you have locked that door. You're
lure?"
How many times have I got to tell
you that I did lock it?"
Well, you thought you locked it
thiit timo when you li ft it unlocked."
-Will you be quiet?'1
"1 don't care, Willitm, you know
yourself how careless you are, and"
See here, Mary Jauc, this has got
to end right here."
But it doesn't end there; and it
doesn't end for nn hour, nnd William
arises in tho morning with the lines on
his brow a little deeper, nnd the hope
loss, desperate look still in his face.
Tid-HUs.
A Long Street-Car Line.
The longest street-car lino in tho
world is now in process of construc
tion in the Argentina Republic. It is
to much longer than uny other line
that it quito dwarfs the eight and ten
mile roads of our cities. It is rtlso the
only street-car lino in tho world which
uses sleeping-cars. The road has two
hundred miles of truck, connecting a
number of towns in the vicinity of
Buenos Ay res. Horses are used there
as motive power instead of steam, be
cause fuel is dear, horses cheap, and
the people are slow. Two tons of cnal
will buy a horso nnd harness. The
equipment for this fond has been en
tirely furnished by a Philadelphia car
company. Tho sleeping-cars aro a
curiosity. They are four in number,
eighteen feet in length, and aro fur
nished with four berths each, which
are made to roll up when not in use.
The cars are furnished with lavatories,
water-coolers, linen presses and other
conveniences, and are finished through
out with mahogany. The other cars
in lour doublctleckcd open cars,
twenty platform cars, twenty gondola
mi's, sixteen refrigerator cars, four
poultry cars, furnished with coops,
right cattle cars, two derrick cars for
lifting heavy material and two liun
dret! box cars. Chicago Inter-Ocean.
, An Interesting Calculation.
It has often been nsked how long It
tfiniid take to refill tho Lake of
Usean. (Lake Leman) if it were
impund. Tho lako covers nn area of
-.?.k,.0,000 square meters (228 square
mil..). Its greatest depth is 812
me:v (nearly 1,024 feet), and its av
ersjr depth may therefore bo assumed
tor !.Vj meters (nearly 4U0 feet). In
c(rui'co with this supposition the
lk contains 90 milliards of cubic
nic1 (close upon 20,000 milliards of
g:ili.) of water. The average in
flow .e.,iu the Ilhon'o per second is 27
cub:' meters (5,943 gallons), or 2,332,
SSOclio. meters (513,423,972 gallons)
in 1!m : hours. To fill tho basin of
the Ufco. tbcrcforc, the Rhone would
requlf c cars.' Ar, J'. Voit.
Agent of the Troupe "You have
the usu:,! theater properties, I sup
pose?" Theater Manager "Certainly.
But you won't need any properties at
concert." A. T. "Well, rather.
The soprano expects a bouquet or two
presented to her." T. M. "Of course.
I had forgotten. We have a floral ship
aud a gorgeous flower basket and
even bouquets to throw from different
parts of tho audience." A. T. "That
ill be nil right. Have a couple of
bouquets thrown to her after her first
ng. and send the usher in with the
hip after tho second." Detroit Free
hess.
"I've about concluded," said the
Manager to his company, just after a
stormy rehearsal, "to stop putting on
Pkvsand turn your talents in a direc
tion where they will be more useful."
"What are you going to do?" asked tho
"fling nmn. "I'm going to organize
Ia into a foot-ball association. I'll
the most brilliant collection of
jerj iu the country." Merchant
"trier.
A German author, savins that
omeri in some departments of litera-
nave entirely supplanted men,
PTos as a reason that wofuen are car
1 away with the current of the day.
ait, as in life, they always follow
latest fashion, are realists to-day,
Ms!i3U to-morrow, and therefore al-
auro to appeal to the taste of tho
"wtnent."
. ,vnii iuc a duwiiu v....-
I CllS P.v.
MISCELLANEOUS.
It ts discovered that a school
teacher near Montreal can neither read
nor writ.
-Bent whalebones can be restored
and used again by simply soaking in
water a few hours, then drying them.
The force of habitU always strong.
Baltimore young man who was call
ing on a street car conductor's daugb
ter says that the father wandered In at
a rather late hour; and, opening tho
door, mechanically exclaimed: "Sit
close, please." Baltimort American.
A little hunchback was seized by a
detective in Berlin and relieved of a
package which ho was carrying under
his cloak In front of tho czar's carriage
during the czar's visit to Berlin. The
package was openod by a superior, and
was found to oontain samples of soap.
The hunchback was let go.
-Washington Sundav-school.-Teach-w
(to little girl) "Now, Angeline,
can you toll me what it means to return
good for evil?" Angeline Brooks
Well, miss, I don't 'exactly know do
words, but I tink it mean ef any one
sasses yer, doan't yer Ja- back."
Harper 't Bainr.
Any device 'that will make the ear
comfortable and do away with the
cnanoes oi Are In case of accident will
satisfy tho public: tho railways h
only to consider the quostion of efll.
ciency ana economy. It is even credible
that a temperature below tho stifling
height usually reached by the stoves
would be grateful to a groat many trav
elers. Boston Post
-In 1887 2.067.281 acres of land In
Dakota were nowly liled on; 1,586,672
acres were acquired by final proof and
cash entry, aud 2.387 acres were nor.
chased by land scrip. There was a largo
immigration into tho Devil's Lake dis
trict. The area of unsurveyod laud
taken up, but not filed on. during the
year, is estimated to bo about 200,000
acres.
The ship Macaulav. launch ml
thirty-two years ago In Baltimore, has
neon sold to Boston parties as u coal
hulk. She cost In 1853 $82,000, aud
although a sound vessel still, was sold
for a mere song. Tho Macaulay onco
made the run from Liverpool to Mel
bourne, Australian seventv-oiirhtdavs.
and once from Southwest Pass, at the
mouth of tho Mississiuui. to Livemool
in twenty-four days. She w.is amon?
thelastof the famous Baltimore clippors.
A restaurant proprietor of Mont-
martre, in France, receutly opened a
curious cafe. The interior is in the
form of an immense tub, the illusion of
which Is carried out by tho circular
shape of the doors and windows. The
signboard is inscribed with the word
"Diogenes," whom the untutored folk
of Montuiartre imagine to bo some
fellow countryman of theirs who had
distinguished himself as a cooper.
lwo Konnobunk, (Me.), farmers
have come to srief recently from too
close following of book and too littlo
exercise of common senso. One had
read it was best to dehorn a calf and
the other that the best nnd most suc
cessful way to fat a hog was to cut off
its tail Both followed directions, but
neglected to care for the animals after
ward and tho result was that both calf
and hog became sick and died at the
next cold spoil of weather. Chicago
Uerald.
Indications now point to tho exist-
once of a submarine volcanic crater
between tho Canary Islands and the
coast of Portugal. From a cable-laving
steamer iu 39 deg. 25 min. north, 9
dc!f. 54 min. west, the water was found
o
to measure 1,300 fathoms under the
bow and 800 under the stern, showing
the shio to be over the ed?e of a deun
r . .
depression In the ocean bottom. The
wen-Known inequalities in mo Deo. oi
theSua of Lisbon are thought to be
duo to a submarine chain of mountains.
The time has come, we aro glad
to say, when those who can really ap
nrnciate oossuut and tater can tret the
i r .
full worth of their money. The possum
is in all his glory and the tater is sappy.
The combination is superb. It has no
superior in this or any other land, ana
it is distinctive, for not every man
loves possum, otherwise there would
rui. he left Bunnell to tro around. But
the cold spell is hero and tho possum
r t Ii
is here. J.et us, leiiow-ciHzens, ior
getting the past and looking forward
to the future, make the most of them.
Atl&ita Constitution. ,
p.-hriinrv. lfrwi. hd no full moon. Such
a thluK will not occur aain for 2,00,00tl
years.
A MEMORY OF EARLY SAYS.
Bane of childhood's tender years.
Swallowed oft with groans and tears,
How it made the flesh recoil,
Loathsome, preasy castor oill
Search your early memory close,
Till you find another dose:
All the shuddering frame revolts
At the thought of Ersora salts!
Underneath the pill-box lid
Was a greater horror hid.
Climax of all Inward ills.
Huge and griping oM blue pills!
.!,. . Anntnu tn fu mild ana .entie
,1 UAk Wil -I "- W '
.i i vim.' ll.amnt I'urtrative
Hi uuu v . " 1 " - - '
Pellets, sugar-coated, easy to take, cleans
ing, recuperating, renovating; "J"c!"
without wrenching It with agony, bold
by druggitn.
Last year, In the city of New York, build
ings were erect1-! coning over y-fCHMiW.
ely's catarrh
CREAM BMESSSSaW
aiitiSum
I"WT-flM KIM.".' .3
I hod catarrh to
bad there vert
great sores in viy
nose,OM place teas
eaten through.
matt
TtroMtleso Ely's
Cream Balm did
the work. My nose
and head are veil.
C. S. McMillen,
Sibley, Mo.
M
Iay-fever
Tk great Orloff diamond, wklch sur
niounta the Kuaaian imperial sceptre, ts
the first tn slie and third In value in ths
world. It once formed the rye of an idol
In a temple near Seringhsm, lodia. and
waa stolen by a French adventurer. It
weighs l&j carat and is valued at IV
CW,1U.
A SZFBUYX V01 THI C05DEMIM.
Wretobed man and women long eondemnad
to sutfor the tortures ef djrapeiMia, ara Oiled
with new hope after a few Aunts ot lioatattor's
8tonuuh Bitters. This budding hope bloaaouis
into the fruttian of oeiUluty, If tha Blttora la
periialed la. It triu(f a roprlava loalldj-a-iwptlui
who aewk iu aid. Flaluleuca. hwirt
burn, alnking at tha pit of tha atuiuauh betwaen
nieala, tha uervsui trvmora and luaoinuia of
which chroulo liidli(iaUon it tha paraul, dla
appvar with their halaful prOKvnitor. Aluat
beneticenl of itouiachiual wbo caa wonder Uiat
lu to iiiuujf lnitauooa it awakeui Krtlftul elo
quern in thuaa who. beuetlUid 1 it. awak
Tulunlarlly iu lit behalf. It rvqalrua a graphto
pen to deaenba tha toruienta of dyipoiMla, but
in niauy at tha toatliuoiiUla reoeired by the
proprietor of the IlllUira. theaa are portrayed
with vivid trutbfulneiw. Coiialliwtiuu, billoua
aeaa, inunoular debility, tualanal favera and
rheuiuaUaui ara reliavd by lu
The government has declined to con
tribute 5000 for an Arctic expedition as
pr.ipo.ed by the Australian government.
All tha art ud taata of tha 1ml aitlita mmi to hata
baeo ouiiibiuatl to Ui nufblflwiit paokaM uf Liup.ncd
Olp.ri.lilo ud Ohruiuatlo Cardi which la latii( uBtni
br tha weil kuuwu tlia U futuilnf BruUiwi, ut fltU
bumh, fa
Tupracura Uwaa alagut fratd and latin fringed
ear da. buy a bul of Pr. U. McLaiia'a Orlakratnl UiM
Pllla fur ' oanu fruu your dniKgul and null Uia oul
aide wrapiwr with your addrM. (uhuuly w Itwu) and
four cenu worth of auuija to I'taiilui llrolhpra, l'itu
bunb, Fa You mill ba ainrlwd aud dellghUnl with
tha beauiy and variety of the omnia you will rwelta.
DEUCATK CHILDREN, HUESISO
Mothers, Overworked Men. and for all diaofiae
w here the tinsuea ara waatliiK away from the
Inability to digest ordinary food, or from over
work of the brain or body, all auch ahould lake
Hrott'M KiiibInIoii of Hire t'od Liver Oil
with llypuphoHpliites. "I ued the Kmulalnn
on a lndy who was delicate, and llin-aleued
with nrum liitis. It put her in inch (food health
and tlc-h. tliat 1 muat (ay 't In the beat Kuiul
eion 1 ever used.H-I. P. WiDUKLL, JL 1).,
liuKh'i Mills, & C.
A Limn LEAVEN LE1VE5ITH THE
WHOLE LUMP,
A disease In one part of the body will
eventually fill the whole body with dis
ease. Every year or two some part of the
system grows weak and begins to decay.
Such part should be removed at onre and
new matter be allowed to take its place.
There's no need of cutting it out with the
surgeon's scalpel. Purge away the old,
diseased and worn out parts with IkANlv
kkth's Pills. Then the new body will
take care ot Itself.
If afflicted with Bore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Kye Water. Druggiels sell it 25a
See Antlsell Piano advertisement.
Wakelee's Squirrel and Gopher r.xterml
nator Try it, and prove the bent is the
cheapest. Wakelee & Co.. San Francisco.
6IH0SE-ACHES
RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA
OR KINDLED
BETTER HAVE.
It. IIALKH
PULMONARY BALSAM
a auraaioa naicr roa
COUGHS, COLDS, INCIPIENT CONSUMPTION
And all Throat and Lung Troublea.
Hold by all Iral"U for SO Cent.
J. R. CATES A CO.,
raorairroM,
417 Hanaoiae nu. HAH PBAKCItSCO
CANDY MAKINB FOR PLEASURE OR PROFIT.
"VOniU PKHHONS wlahluf to engace In a llslit,
JL pieaMlit, and. perhauL proStable amuaemtnit.
can learn Uie art of 4ulj Makiiit at home, and while
I iniia amiuement to Uielr frleudi and tbenueliea, dia
ooTer wbethw lby hate a taate fur tha work aa a bual
neaa. and ther-17 make a fair Urlni profll from a rery
email Inratuwul KeoeipU, and full iuatractioiu in de
tail, euittcieut for aerenl leaaone fur tl niaklnf of
twelre aioipla rarietiea, and amply aufflcient fur home
emuaetnent, aelit for one dollar. Toole nm-Wary may
be fnuud in any kitchen. Addrem, GEO. Jf . rLK
LIVAL. 123 EUia SUeet, Han k'rauclaoa
dllL.P-YlAI - HA4 II. Oabler, Itoenlnh
ptanoe; Bnrdett Ore ana, baod hutnimeoU. L-umat
lock of Hhoet Mi-ale and Buoka. Handa euppUed at
Kaatern rto MATTHIAJJ OKAY CO.. 'Jut Poet
Street, BAi rranclKW
$5
To S a Day. Sample) worth FREE.
i i,m ni miilar the horaee feet WrlURirw.
ana a turmr Kirn llouuCo..IIolly,Ulch.
10011 sSsIs SEEDS
OLD SORES AND ULCERS 1 it
uadio ard ir ItLaa a tUkiiil L . li a.,
Ml.. By M-jl.-wa. M-a ay J. V. All. Bi. Paul, aliea.
Use Star Re-MeltiM Roller Composition
us - n.
.-HP 1 1 1 1
if wM
Wa mmm-
Over 800 eorpaee have been reeovered
from avalanches which have reoentiy oc
curred In the Italian Alpa.
T2S C01E1CT TUIX
TTl-RM AM Waw f-iw man wKa A a .!
v wa w hh WB J IU v IUVM W UV UV UUl
pride themlves on always having the
correct time; and wonderful and delicate
inctiiauiarua are oeviaea 10 enauie mem to
(tnifl llilltk. mnMall..!. a. .!.-...
eter la made, tha more subject It becomes
ui ucraiiitBiurui, ana uniHas it oe sepi ai
WSVS Derf-VtlT rlan. It annn lmoa lt nu.
fulneaa. What wonder, then, that the
human machine so much more delicate
I1 i i,.tmlmt- .,. . U -I -1 - .
"IV'IBl- UJUl T. , Ul liaU
liould reouire to be kept thoroughly
cleansed. The liver Is the maln sprlnR of
wia complex structure, end on the Inipu-
rltl al.fl in 111. 1,1.1 t.w iii.nhiJ H...
depend most of the Ills that lleh Is heir
L .., 1 1 , 1
v, -iui wuauiijuvio niiicn ib iunR
scrofula). Is traceable to the Imperfect
action of this organ. Kidney diseases,
skin diseasea, sick headache, heart diaeaae,
dropav, aud a I n catalogue of grave tual-
adiea tiava thtlr nriain In t-.rnlil m hiii...
srish liver. Dr. fierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, by establiHbing a healthy,
normal a tlnn nf ihj, llv... a.ti mm
s.w. w. lt,.l
and preventive of these diaeosee.
Four teasDOonfuls are eaual to one tabla.
spoonful.
A Nllrht f'nWI. If nei.lu-.ifl nftaa
attacks 'he Luuks. "Brown's Bronchial
I rocuea give immediate relief.
CONSUMPTION BUSKLT CUSED.
TotheEilrtor:
1 l.tl. uM t.ri.im SM.a .1 . V. . T V. .
Hiva remedy for the above named dlaoaae. lly
uumy ua inouaanua ot aoueieee raaaa nave
tx-eii permanently cure'.L I aball Wo tiled to
Mitdtwo botUmoniy remedy vhsr to any of
wu nn weir rjiprma aita l . v, auureea.
IUwpeotfully,
8 LOCUM, if. C. tn hear. Bt, New York
a'. A.
Two and oue-half teacnufula of tha bat
orown sugar weign one pound.
$300 EEW4ED
Is offered, In good faith, by the manufac
turers of Dr. Saae's Catarrh Itemedy for
a rase of catarrh which they cannot cure.
It is mild, soothing and healing inita ef
fects, and cures "cold in the head." cattr
rhal deafneaa, throat ailment and many
other complications of this distressing
disease. SO cents, by druggists. .
The river and harbor bill this vear will
appropriate not less than 20,(X0,C00,
Hoiiu's LiTTi.B Vkuetaui.b Pills towet
above and are unlike any other remedy in
the world, l'rlce, Hi cents a vial. All
druggists.
Write plainly 011 a nuetal eard your name and nnat-
oflttoe adtlreaa, naminothih i-apik, andyuu will reeetre
ire a aanipie copy of the rtev York liluairateu newa
Addreaa, P. O. bui 1403, New York City.
TrtGekmka (or breakfaat
Ourtelllo tmiiruvM and pmurrt! the Ofmp.il.B.
fiver 6,000.000 PEOPLE USE
0.M.FERRY&C0.
are admliied to bathe
ivX baraeet eaeaaman
fa In tha world.
B..t.t-ii auu a
Uiaalralaa, iMMrtf.
Un mm4 . rwa
SEED
t'.m$& ANNUAL
ljVl?hk)2 For 1888
. will be mailed
vt'APREC TO ALL
'V W 1 euDlioanta and
I Vr., J o laat aaaaon'a
.AJiVt: auatumere with-
JUT f Erery paawm aaina
vi ifc j ; oartieB, iaiaeiowar
VsEEDS-'rrsJe:
O. Me FERR Y4CO.,DeU0lt,Ml0h.
E.J. BOWEN'S
SEEDS.
Alfalfa, Onion Rota, Oraae, Clornr, VeceUble and
Fiuwer Benle Vy far 'be larneat and tuo oun.pl.te
lurk on lli Pa-tlHa lloui
Large llluatraU C Ui-MilptlTe and prtaod Catalogue
auukd, tree, 10 all appiuauu.
E. J. BOHKX
OS Front Htreet, I'ortland, Oregon
Or, 815 and 817 Sanaome 8t , San Franctaoo, CaL
HATCH CHICKENS!
Jl WITH TKB
pPETALUMA INCUBATOR
Tha Moot .HaMowruf Ma
chine Made.
3 Gold MnUla, 1 Sllrrr Medal, aua
Id rirat rreuiiunia
Hutrlmall klndaofCBSS.
Sladelu All kites.
Write na for Lane Illuatrattid Cir
cular I'rrfl. ih'acribuif Inuubatora
Urouuura, lluaa How to ralae Uulckeua, etc,
.fdrr, POA1UMA IHCUBATOS CO., I'ttaluma, Col
LIFE SCHOLARSHIP, $70.
REND FOR CIKCULAR.
WESTCOTT BROS.
Ilardy Northern Grown
SEEDS
Prom Minneapolis, Minnesota, ara the beat, because
they are earlier and the most productive. Take no
other untd you try them. For sale by all leading
dealers on tits coast throughout the country. Trade
supplied by
WESTCOTT BBOTHERM,
8eed Merchants, 400 and 4 OH Bansoma Street, Sao
Francisco, Cal
1 CURE FITSJ
Wbra 1 say cere I do nut neaa merely to at-'P them
toratimeandllieBhare tl-am return saajn I m,.n a
radlialcure, I haie made tha diaeaae ol r ITS. MVUs
Kl'MY or FA1XI.NU Hli:KNEIi8allfe-lon(sldy. 1
arrant ray nraixdy U ears ti-e wont esaas. Baoauae
Mhera hare failed u Do reaaun for nut Dow raeeiiina a
core. H"Wl at uoee for a treat lee and irrw Hultle
m iujotllil'Wrn-dl. (lire Eipreaa and Poet Ollioa.
WM.UOUT, it. C., 1 S3 1'enrl HI. tw ark.
SHEETiBaSM BOUND
OciS tH&L"" 50ca
D0H 0IIIXOTE.
MNt tYHt,
Catalog FREE
and l20othera. Oataloa FRIt.
(Und alther above amounu for Sample Coor.
Bock & Hews Go. Chian
The Oregon National Dank,
Of PORTI-AXU.
tBucoeaamto Hetiutul-laa ailSkolr I
CAPITAL VAIU IS. . tWOfiX.
TrbuaauU a Uereaal Bankira Vualtwaa
AOOOTJIii 1 H km mihiax. lu dk.
SKI.I-. tXCll A N i K on flea k imiwlm and New Terk.
SAKI-l OlU.KT(N-l 1,'nnMt tvina
Vaa b imLAfOuiurr "xtj u maukijs, Ja,
IWuVot V Ire -inli.il.
I F. BUEEMAJf asabte.
-fc"ttxm for Saio.
tEl STtnrs FOR I IHI I LAK loM ORIT
O FIN, l'uinuod. KtiaaU Coooty. Cal , fmll belt
of Vptm KaeranMula Valley ; nr. to H OltlKPIN.Tnlo.
pu.m vuiiiMiw mim vna uc-ireoasa.
n-mm
V
5 UCoJ
The Seven Cuticura Boys
Tit ee aeven beautltul buva owe their beauty ot
akin,, luxurlanr ol hair, purity of blood, and
freedom from hereditary taint or humora of the akin
or al to the celebrated Ctmiraa Hint! uia.
For cleanalntf, pitfltylns and boautUving the ikln
of clilldren and Infante, and curing tortuihig, dia
fltrurhig, Itchlnj;, ecaly aud pimply dwaaee uf tlc
ikln, et'alp and blood, with luei of hair, from lu.
fancy to old age, tVrici ni, the great akin cure,
aud Cl'TtcTn boar, an ciqulaite akin beantlOer,
ptvred from it e-t.mallv, and Cnnraa III
aoi.vivr, Uia new WuoJ purifier, liiternally, are
inlallilile.
Your niont valuaUe Citutka Itnuim have
doue my child ao muih good that I feet like aa; lug
thlt for the beuc At uf thuee who are troubled with
ekiu diaeaae. Uy little girl aa troubled with
Enema, and I tried at' rural durtore aud cuoili-lnei,
but did uotdoher any good until I uaed the ITri
cvba Hmiuiu, whit h i;ieedily cured her, f.ir
which I owe you many tluuika and aiany nl.'lita of
real. ANTON ItUHSIMEH, Ulnburg, Ind.
The Cericou Ksiiidiu are tn great demand.
The Ct'Tia-aa 1(uo,vikt wlla better tlnn any
oilier bluud purifier. The Cl-TKt'iA Hoar la
pmlaed by niy cuatomera, eapeclally luotlicra, who
any It ia the bent fur bablea, preventing and curing
ecall bead and aim War diMuieua
UKOKllb 11011118, I. U , Cullltn, Texaa,
n lan t'LK-t. blKkla-ada, red, routih, cliapwd and
llll I oily akin prevented by tVtnrst Sar.
.T. II. IISIi,
Analytical Chemist,
A8SAVKR
AMI TOXHOI.OCilKT,
Laboratory, 106 First St., Portland,
(Jl.KiJON.
ANALYSKS made of all ulmtanrea. liatu
for aiuuiyliiir Kuld orsUver. 1.60. HnagenUi
fur tenting all kinds of ores and uietttla manu
factured and for wl'
l'kon the rt'cciui of 1 will fiirnt.h a recipe
fur inukiug all kinda of metallic alloy; also,
recipes for sua pa, dyes, wrf uinea, Htlid extnu'ta,
enai'iHV. liniiiieiitii, oiutiiiunta, salvee, etc In
foriiiatlon furulehi'd on all kinds of uhuniloal
coniiolllon. Tackages aeut by uiall or eprea
promptly attended U.
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nrf'M FOB THE LI V Kit. M
Perfect digestion aceom-M
pliahed by tnklliir llobli'aLJ
Pi IjJV 3 1 Vegetable 1'HU.LJ
Mr"TJM'p This Wonderful Kemedyll
iTi h' IL' curessiea iieniini-iiv.iiy -rjiAaT.jleala,
lnllgill..n, and
RirfW' tja'l IXaeaaes of tha Liver
aim Htumnrh.
TI10 following symptoms
result fruui dincttHis of the
Hl'CHtlvo Oritiiiia: Co 11 at I-
M.wyHfcl lleartburn. Ilnd Taste In
K-ZSNul Mouth, Nnuaen, Hour
niiiiiii.fii, vim 1 1111 k 11 ,
Yellowneas of Hkln, I all
in the HiIm. etc. Ilnbh's
l.ltlle Vi.itnblePllUttlll
free the system of all thine
and tunny oilier dlaordera
They are purely vegetable,
auenr coated, very small.
ensy tn take, only o.ieaj
pill a dnsr, but UKcd wltliM
wuuderftil results. Try them H
..i v. nun imi-ivi ti, . vu
will recommend them, l'rieo SA Cta. a
vlnl, or live lor 11.00. font by moll or all
druggists. Hodb's Mcdioinc Co., Prop's,
Ban Francisco, Cal.
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innka their uaine renuwued througliuut the
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and enables them to make their purchases with
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Bhirts, Underwear, Suspenders,
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SHUTS MJBDER, 11.
niuatrated CaUlogue, with Rules
for Self Measurement, Ualled Free.
PIANOS.1
1st Premium B.OOOIn ue,
to years Ketallinhed. Kew
tentel Steel luninr v
i u mm in uuuLhur Hlaao. by wiilcn our inama
stand In tune 20 years, good lur lnu ; not afleiied
by climate. No wood to split, break, swell, shrink,
em-i. dev or wear out: we suarantee it, K.le-
gant lbiaewood Caaea, 8 atrlnira, double relln(
il.,r.- Aiiant ivorv keve: the r'amoua ANTIrlKI.L.
call or write for CaUhne, free. T. M. ANT'IMKIX
HA SO C'l.. , Manufacturers, Udd relluws Hull, liar,
ket and Seventh Streela, Han Franclaco.
REWARD!
SIOOO:
Will be Mid for each and evrrr train ef note
ooooe auljetancea found In W laduni'a Robertlne,
sckaowledsrd Uie moat delightful aud only realty
hnnirm uiiim snide ever produeM rur beauttryin
and preeerring Mw eoiuplelloo. removing Ian, anoburu,
freckles and all li,miatiea and .ruushoeas of the akin.
Ued atwi lodiraed by the elite of society and the
Ufa. Hull be all dnuretala at 10 oanu wr bottli.
White and VWl Mmafictured by W. kt WISIA-M
UU Vihsnnaie rgtuanu uratua.
5B
Our little eon will be four yean ot age 00 th
Sith Inat. In liar, m, he waa attacked with
very paiulul breaking out of the akin. We talledl
in a phyil.len, who treated htm for alwat four
wceka Tlie child received little of no good front,
the treatment, aa the breaking out, anpiwacd by
the pliyaldaii to be hlvei In an aKravated lumi.
bcvauia larvor In blotchee and ninre and mure die
trowing. We were fmiicully obliged to get sp
in the night and rub him with (oda lu water,
at rung linlnicnla, eta finally, we tailed other
phy.li Una, until no haa than a'u bad attempted to
cure him, all alike failing, and the child aUutllly
gottli'g wonw and worae, until about the tth of
lut July, when we began t give him ( itictu,-Umo'-ViKT
Internally, and the ( .TK't a ami ('
Tiivsi Hoar externally, and by the lut uf Augie
he waa to nearly w, II that we gave him only iu
doee of the Uuolvut aliout erery tetxnd day
for about ten day a longer, and he haa never beev
truuliletl aince with the horrible malady, v
II. E. UYAN, Cayuga, MvlngaLm Co., III.
Suliacribcd and awurn to U'furo nit thia funrtk
day uf January, 1HH7. C. N. IVE, J. F.
Sold everywhere, l'rlce: Crrnriu, tOc; Soar,,
2.V.J Itcaotvurr, t. I'rcarcd by the Peril
l'kue axd Ciiijikal Co., Doaton, Uaaa.
IV Hvnf fur "How to Cure HUn liUta." S
pagce, 60 llluitratiuna, and It 0 tcatlmonlali.
D A DVC "kill, acaln and hair prcecrvedand beau.
DAD 1 U tilled by the uae of Cutiuiiu Htiir.
1 ..JrW
ri.ClV'Vi-t''--
Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute
Mlua or Elahlcea experienced and KkllU
lul rtayalrluna nnd Hnnieuna.
ALL CHRONIC DISEASES A 8PECIALTY.
rutlents tn-iiU'd hero or ill tin Jr homes. Mini jr
tniitvd ut hoinn, lliroiiirli cyiirespuiidenw, a
sueecaiitiilly us If hero lu orsoii. Oome ami
st us, or send ten eentH In stniiipa for our
"Invalid' Ouide-Book," which wives nil purtio.
ulurs.- Addnwat Woiu.n's Dihi'Inhaiiy filnov.
CAL AiwoOlATKiN, IHU Main bt., llulliilo, H.I.
For "worn-out," " run-rlown," dehllltoter
SohtKil toai'licrs. milliners, senilis! rossos, b(Hin
kwH-ra, nnd overworked wotiien renemlly.
Dr. Tierce s FavoilUt l'reeerlitlm Is the t
of nil n'Stomtlvo tonics. It. Is nut n "Curo-nll,
but udmlnUily f ullllls 11 sltiKletieea of purpose),
tK-liur n iniwt indent Hiieelllo for all thowr
Chrorda WeukiiesMes nnd Klwnses reeullnr to
Women. The treutment of nmiiy thousumls)
of such eawH,nt the liivnllds' lintel nnrtiirir
leul liiHtltutohns nlfonled 11 hiiiro exHTloue
iu udni'ling ruuiedies for their cure, and
Dr. Pierce's Favcrits Prescription
Is tho result of this vnst experience, for
Internal congestion, lufliimninllou
und uleerullon, It la n Siieelfie. 16
Is a powerful general, ns well lis iiti'i lne, tonic
nnd nervine, nnd ltuiurts VlKr iinil stiniKtti
to tho wholi) svsb in. It corn wenkOess nC
stomach, Indltrcstloii, Montlmr, Went hiiek.
nervous pi. sit nit ion, oliuulion, (hluTlly Hiul
slwolessiiciis. In either nux. J'nvorltd l'rtwi l-
tlon Is sold by drnwrlHls under our (iosiIiii
guarantee. Buo wruppor around linltle.
... OH SIX tloTTI.r
PRICE $1.00 oit $D.OO.
Pond 10 cants In stnmiis for Dr. l'lereo's lnrirw
Treatise on Diatnaes of Women piHJ pim'w.
iniM'r-eovoreii. ahui'", , .
SAHY Mkdioai. AhhouA'UON, OU ilulu btrvut,
UulTuio, N. Y.
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iidlllllouaAtlurka,
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PurKntlvS Pellotai 'a
nts 11 vlnL b T'l-innrlBts.
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Id. aiusla at aunid msa
end alk.wbosut.or with
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iletla aesiea 4 onaalt 'afldfBttIl7
OCKIOM-iaa is 184 THIRD ST.
Big Q baa (tven onlvsr
aal satisfaction In tba
curs of Uonorrbira and
Olee 1. 1 prescribe It and
feel safe In recommend
Inf It to all sufTerer-L
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