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'TWERE BETTER. Jean Iugolow. If to reflect a light that ia divine lUikc that which doth reflect it better seea, And u to we u to cunduuui the shriiie, Twere surely better it had never been; It had been butter for her not to whine, And tor me not to sin?. Butter. I wa. For us tolyield no more that radiance bright, 1'ort.J' 'o lack the light than scorn the Build the more Btately mansion, O my soul, AJ me iwm MuutoQx run; Leave thy low vaulted past; each new temple, nobler than the last, Shut thee from heaven with a dome more vast, Till thou at length art free. Leaving thine outgrown nhell bv life's unre sisting sea. -iv. w . Houuos. But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can wad, Save, save, oh save me from the candid friend. George Cbanning. Cocoa ami (liorolatt. Ulasi!w Herald.l Many drinkers of liose pleasant bev erage are unaware as to the method by which the cocoa seetla are obtained. Cocoa, or cacao, is extracted from the peed of small trees of the geutis thco droma, which, when cultivated, grows from twelve to eighteen feet high, but to a higher elevation in their wildstuto. me nowers are small and rlUHtor on the branches and trunk, the matured fruit appearing as though artilicially attached. Uut ol c:v;li cluster, onlv one pod is allowed to mature, and this when full crown is from seven to ten inches long br three to four inches wide. Tho live cells contain each a row of from five to ten seeds embedded in a piuk, acid pulp, the cocoa bean, llio tree is indigenous to Mexico, but it can bo cultivated within the twenty-fifth parallels of latitude. and thrives at any elevation under two thousand feet, but it requires a rich soil, a warm, humid atmosphere, nnd protection from cold winds. Tho trees are propagated from seeds in a nursery until they attain a height of from four- toon to eighteen inches, when they are transplanted and carefully sheltered by planting other trees about them. They commence to bear about the fifth year, but do not attain maturity until the eighth, and continue yielding- fruit lor nearly Half a century. There is no special time for harvest ing the crop, as the trees continue bear ing all the time, flowers and fruit in all stages being curiously borxe on the same tree, line in euezuela the prin cipal gatherings are in June and De cember. Chocolate is generally made from the finer varieties of cocoa seeds, and was a favorite beverage in Central America long before Columbus cuscov ered the new world. As at present prepared, chocolate is made in cakes, while cocoa is usimlly sold in powder, flakes, or nibs. The constituents of the average cocoa seed are as follows : Fat, oocoa butter ,32 ; nitrogenous compound, 20; starch, 20; celluloso, 2: tlieobro- mine, 2; saline substances, 4; water, 10; cocoa red, essential oil, 10. Big KnicliieeriiiK Hellenics. Demorest's Monthly. In their anxiety to profit bv tho com merce between Asia and Kurope, the iiUglnh are talking of realizing Cunt. Eads' novel scheme of a railway to con vey shipswerland from one harbor to another. he author of the successful jetty svstenl at the mouth of the Miss issippi proposed this scheme as a sub stitute for the canal which Do Lesscps engaged to construct through the istli mus of Panama. Engineers say that Capt. Eads' proposition in entirely practicable. Steamers aud ships could be hoisted to the cars on one side of the isthmus and conveyed by steam power, to be launched again on the other side. This would be even more practicable on the low -lying sands of the isthmus of buez than in the more mountainous regions of Central Amer ica. Hut other schemes are also pro jected involving still greater engiueer- mgdiiliculties. .Scientific men are now investigating a project for building a great ralestitie canal, or rather two connecting canals, one commencing in the bay of Acre, to connect the Mediterranean with the northern end of the valley of the Jordan ; the other making use of the depressed gorge of that river and the Dead sea, ending in the Bed sea. This is said to be entirely feasible, and the youth is probably living who will take ship in an American steamer to carry him across the Atlantic, through the Mediterranean and then over an artificial waterway, where from the deck of a vessel he can look out upon scenery associated with the marvelous sacred records of the Jewish theocracy and tho Christian church. ' Feeding the Hraln. Boston Journal of Chemistry. The importance of the brain as a working organ is shown by tho amount of blood it receives, which is propor tionately greater than that of any part of the body. One-fifth of the blood goes to the brain, though its average weight is only one-fortieth of that of the body. This fact alone would be sufficient to prove that brain workers require more food, and even better food, than mechanics or furm laborers. A Sew 1'antime. Chicago Tribune. Down south a new and unique pastime has been invented, which is known as Uie melon contest. A large watermelon is picked out and placed in some shop window, with the announcement that a prize, generally a watch and chain, will be given to the prson who correctly guesses the numl&of seeds in it. At a recent contest helXd Knoxville, Tenn., 4,704 guesses werceeived from four teen different states. Why They llatrlird Oat. San Francisco Bulletin. A capital anecdote is told of a little follow who, in turning over the leaves of a scrap-book, came across the well known picture I somo chickens just out of thair slid,'"Mr companion ex amined the picture carefully, and then, with a grave, sagacious look at me, slowly remarked, 'Thej coine out 'cos they was afraid of being boiled.' " New Orleans Times-Democrat : The horse population of the United States is now over 11,000,000, or about one horsa to every five humans. THE UNLUCKY NUMBER. A Hnpertttltloun Old Gentleman's Meareh for a Ituoin at Xtw York Hotel. Boston Budget. There are a great many people in thif world who tniuk that the life of a hotel clerk is all sunshiue, and that he has little else to do but to dress well and display huge "head lights'' on his shirt front, condescending occasionally during the.day or evening to accommodate a weary traveler with a room on the upper story at the rate of $Ii or $4 per day. 11ns in a great many cases is mistake, as the followiug instance will show : A well-known, wealthy, but very su perstitious New Yorker stepped up to thoomce of the estnnnster hotel, ew lork, on I rulay last, and inquired of Maj. Swope if he had any rooms to let for tho coming fall and winter. "Yes, sir," said tho major. "Shall I show you what we have ?" "If you please," was the reply. ne was shown o. u, winch room was about what he wanted, but the price he thought was "too high." The clerk proposed a compromise which seemed to rather catch tho old gentle man, for he must have been at least 05 years old, but when about to closo the bargain he espied tho number 13 on the di tor and broke out with; "Why, this is No. 13. 1 wouldn't oc eupy that room if yon gave it to me for nothing, thats aa uulucky uum ber." The clerk, who could scarcely refrain from laughing, proposod that he look nt soma others, to which ho consented. Ho was shown, unfortunately for the house, No. 49 on the same floor, which, after a glance at the number, before the door was opened, he said: ''That won't do, either." en, wny .' said tne major, "you haven't as yet seen the room. How do you know until you have seen it ?" "Don't you see that number?" said tho old gentleman, "4 and 9 muke 13 ; 1 wouldn't sleep in that room one liight for sl,000." "Well," said Mr. Swoiie, "I have one other on this floor, and I think it will bo just what you want, showing him around to 58. When the O. O. came in sight of the number ho objected to going unv fur ther, saving in a rather subdued touo, Why, that is like the others. "Oh, no; this room is entirely did" Mr. Swope was here interrupted bv his caller, who now changed his tone to a rather angry pitch, exclaiming, "Why, man, don t you see that number, 58? live and eight make thirteen. You couldn't hire me to occupy that room." Hold on. sir, said .Major Swoiie. "be seated, and let us figure this thing out, and while the old crank was resting, aud in all proba bility harassed with tho thought of his being a doomed man, the clerk discovered that he couldn't let him either of the following rooms : 49, 94, 58, 85, 07, 76, 1-17, 571, 751, 391, 139, 193, 319, 931, 913, 310, 211, 112 or 121. Ho thereupon turned to his Crankiness and showed him the re sult of his figuring. "Now." said the major, "I'll tell you what I'll do, we will change tho number on the door of anv room vou may Bolect." "Oh. no." saiil our O. tJ., "bad luck never leaves any house or room that has once been numbered 13." "That settles it," said Mr. Swope, "yon cei tainlv are not a member of the Thirteen club, vou had better look else- where, sir," and abruptly started for the ofiiee, after having spent about half an hour in a fruitless effort to let a room. A YImII to Mormon Ziou. Salt Luke Cor. IuU-r Ocean. In an hour and a half the train rolls into the celebrated Mormon Mecca, or, as they call it, Zion, with its broad, clean streets and busy population. I will not enter into a description of its features, which your readers must be somewhat familiar with. In the after noon at 4 we went down to the lake with a merry party, almost entirely "Oentiles," to bathe. There was a bevy of handsome girls and a lot of young men and some fond parents and an of ficer or two from the fort and a dozen or so transient visitors, a couple of hun dred in all. I was surprised at finding so many cultivated and delightful "Gen tiles" residing here. Of tho population of 25.0(10 there are about 0,000 who are not Mormons, aud a few of them ore merchants and bankers and professional men and their families, lorming among themselves a congenial society. The rest of the population is a mass of ignor ance, ugliness, and fanaticism. An en tire absence of any interesting feature in the community is the first thing that impresses you. They are not even blessed with eccentricities in dress or behavior, nor spiced with viciousness as one might expect. Flat, stupid and starjng may portray the mass of Mormon society here. I doubt if vou would meet iu any other city on the globe asnniform ugliness and want of intellect depicted on the faces of men and women as here. Lege iid of tlm Xiluln eale. Boston Budget. The nightingale's habit of singing at night, and the imaginary sadness of its song, are accounted for by a legend to the effect that iu ancient days the night ingale and the blind worm had only ono eye apiece. Tho bird borrowed the reptile's eye in order to go with two eyes to a feast, and afterwards refused to restore it. The blindworm vowed vengeance on its perfidious mend. Consequently, the nightingale is afraid to go to sleep at night lest tho blind- worm should attack it during its slum- er. And in order to keep itself awake it sings, resting its breast against a thorn, the pain caused by which ren ders its singing sad. Actors and Theatre. Joaquin Miller. How many actors and actresses are there in these United States? Why, the figures would startle you. We have ,000 theatres, big and little, good aud bad. More than all Europe. Think of that. Of course this number includes music halls, lecture halls, and all such places, which sometimes serve those whom Shakspeare set down as "The brief and abstract chronicles of the time." Bailor' Maneratltlon Coneerolns; Plalaader. Ixmdon Daily Teltyrnpli. Indeed marino superstitious shoul not lie hard t J kill, for tliey are not very numerous. A large number have beeu fathered on sailors by land writers, but they want tho truo ring, the salt flavor is lucking, and it is easy to perceive that their narrators never were afloat, The really nautical superstition is un mistakable. It is born of the sea-faring life and the spirit of it speaks as surely ul blue water ami tho association to gether for mouths at a time of briny minds in dim and resonant interiors as the lurching, rolling gait, the toughened hands swinging athwartships, tell of the ocean sailor, the sea jockev used to such hurdle races as the l'licitto in storm offers, or to such mad galloping as the roaring and revolving storm forces upon him. There is tho old superstition about linns, for instance, the i inlander makes a very good, quiet, respectable sailor, but both hnglish and American seamen agreed, for some reason not easily determinable, to look upon him as a sort of magician, and to fear him and treat him re-pectfullv for that reason. Jinny stories used to be related of him. He is usually depicted as o vellow-haired man in a sealskin cap full of predictions, and always right in his prophesring. In some ships, when there was a ruin aboard, it was custom ary to nail a horseshoe to the foremast to neutralize any prediction he might utter that was likely to be injurious to the shit) or crew. Ho was occasion ally credited with tho power of getting drunk as often as he liked throughout tho longest voyage on a single quart of rum, the contents of the bottle never diminishing, no matter how often he put it to his lips, and he has been known to stand the bottle on the table before him and talk to it Finland ships, too, were always thought to obtain a fair wind wueuevor they chose, and, with studding sails aloft and alow, overhaul and pass vessels beating in the same direction against a a gale. Dana tells a story of a captain who threatened to conhno a r inn in the fore- peak if he did not mnko a fair wiud for the ship. The wind remaining dead ahead convinced everybody that the Finn refused to give in, whereupon ho was bundled into the forepeak and left there without food. The l'iun held out for a while, but unable to stand tho imprisonment any longer or dered the wind to shift, which it did, and the vellow-liaired magician was liberated. How such a superstition as this arose it is impossible to say, but it is easy to see that it belongs to the oceau aud must h ave had its origin in the forecastle. It is as salt in its way as the notion of Sunday entertained by a ship's carpenter who considered that he fultilled'all the Sabbath obligations laid upon him by combing his bair aud mounting a pair of green siwctacles, and declaring that ho would not give a chew of tobacco for the chances of a man who considered that the maintop- sail looked white on that day. A Mother' IMxnppoln tment. Detroit Free Tress. A Detroit lawyer who had business in one of tho northern counties a snort time since, put in a night at a farm house. It was a log structure contain ing two rooms, aud such furniture as pioneers get along with. The family consisted of an old man, his wife, and a girl of 20, who was slashing around bare-foo!ed and had a fist like a slugger. After supper the old woman took a seat in front of the lawyer aud suddenly asked : "Do you wear sich fine duls all the time?" "All the time, madam." "Is that a real diamond in your shirt?" "Itis." "And I henrd yon tell the old man you had a horse and buggy at home V" "Yes, ma'am." "And that watch aud chain are real gold, I suppose V" "Yes, the real stuff." "Cost as much as $200?" "Yes, over $300." "My stars! Why, yon must get as much as $40 a month aud board !" she gasped. "Madam, I sometimes make $50 per dav," he placidly replied. Shoo! Why, you are worth $1,000!" "Yes, ten times that." "Stars and stars!" There was an interval of silence as she recovered from her amazement. Then she tiptoed to tho corner of the house to see if there were any eaves droppers. Coming back she walked up to the lawyer and dropped her voice to a whisper and said : "Say! We've bin saving Sally those last two years for the boss of a saw-mill four miles up the creek, but if you are struck on her and she is struck on you, I'll run the old man six miles through tho brush after a preacher to do the splicing!" The lawyer had to decline on the grouuds of having a wife in Detroit, and the old woman felt so bad that lue hus band had to rise at midnight and make her a mustard plaster. How the "Friend" Marry. Chicago Times. At a Quaker wedding in church at Philadelphia last week, tho pair took their places on the lowest tier of the rained seats. At the left of the bride sat two elderly ladies attired iu strict Quaker garb. The groomsman and bridesmaid sat in front of the congrega tion, facing the couple and their spon sors. Then the groom rose and, clasp ing the hand of the bride, who also stood up, said: "In the presence of the Lord and this assembly i tatte Du borah Brooks to be my wife promis ing, with divine assistance to be unto her a faithful and loving husband until death shall separate us." The voice of the bride repeated the words. The pair sat down, when the marriago certificate was read and then carried and laid upon a small table in the raised seats. From there the groomsmen raised and carried the table to the front of the bride and groom, who signed tho cer tificate which lay upon -it. The table and certificate were restored to their places, and the Quaker wedding was over. TUT? I'r-T roinr I.. I...- The most thrilling story ever published is now running in its columns "The lied Note Hook, or A Heritage ot bcamlal. For sale by all newsdealers; large dls nni.nl. ........... A.l.liua i-'Hiim i ciptnitn. num."". INULKSIUK l'l'HLlSUIXG COMPANY, Nut Francisco, I ul. Vai.I'aiii.k and Convenient. 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II. nrlMINAI.lt. lrrlil'Mf. pERLESs PAPILLON SKIN CURE, A positive cure fur Salt Rheum, Fcrctna. Kryntpe 1ns, Scrofula. Sea Id head, 'letter. Hivei, Pandruft, 1'implcs, Plant-I'uiaoninfC, Ringworm, Sunburn, and all diseases of the cutaneous system by exter nal application. Inordinate itching of the skin ia allayed at once by bathing the parts. For I'tles. Cut, Ulcers or Sores, no remedy is so prompt in soothing and healing. It does not smart or burn. Is absolutely vegetable, therefor perfectly harmless. Directionsin tcnlanguagcs accompany every bottle. PAPILLON CATARRH CURE Cures all diseases of the nasal organs, by insuffla tion, injection or by spraying, cleanses the nostrils and permits natural breathing. It it a specific cure for Cold in the Head, SnutHes, Sneezing, Wat cry Eyes, and Tain in the Head, ltronchial Catarrh, Acute or Chronic Catarrh. Rose Cold aud Hay Fever, this remedy will permanently cure, as many testimonials certify. The application is soothing, not irritating. It does not smart. Directions in en languages accompany every bottle. PAPILLON COUGH CURE can be administered to infant, wilhout the alighted danger. It ia a harmleu vegetable ayrup, very delicious to the taste, that relieves and ponitively cures Whoopine Cough at once. It ia a jiermanent cure for llronchial or Winter Cough, llronchitit and Pulmonary Catarrh. The many testimonials received by us, almost permit us to warrant a cure. It is wonderful how promptly it relieves a hack ing cough in children or adults. Directions in ten languages accompany every bottle. PAPILLON BLOOD CURE. A ftpecific cure for all dUeases of the Htood, Liver, Stomach, liowels and Kidneys. It is the prescrip tion of an eminent physician, who has ueditin his practice for thirty years. For all diseases ol the blood, as Anamia,Sick Headache, Nervousness, Female Weaknesses, Liver Complaint, yspepsta, Jaundice, lUliousnens, and Kidney I)ieasei, this medicine is absolutely sure. Restores the blood to a healthy condition, and prevents diseane. iMrecr tions in trn hn",'i"c neenmpanv cvexy bo Us. FOR SALE BY ALL DRUCCISTS, RciIiDton & Co,, General Agents. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. Eodington, Woodard A C0.1 Portland, Or. Amm jTA III T-" r ii ii a y 1 SHYS THF'BIfiFQM' Pflll REMEDIES CUr THIN OUT! $50 To any ono who shall secure the largest nu nher of VK.tltl.v subscribers to THE INGLESIDE IS THK MOSTH OK JUSE. VddreMH .II. 13. 31" c DO WELL, 712 and 714 Montgomery Street A BONAFIDE OFFER. "WZr 830,000 to atrnsoninmis. THIS fa , !!. ;k.i. - r 'i UXOaO OTP I'llIilSKIVTSI 9 rnali pmu-ula of 1,0110 rnrh, 3 raah prtwnla of SMMI f m-li. H rnah prownla of 11.500 nu ll, 10 mall iii-rai-uinol l'00 t-iirli. rnah iiri-.ciila ul 1. 1 III) nu b, 'ii rnata prrwiiia ol' l.)0 fai li. ) mail ir---nl iif JJO phi Ii. 100 rnah jirrwiil ol Hsjo mi ll, 100 tnM prramia of a.1 rm-li. 1,000 raah iii m-ii of l rni-h. $ cli-aiint I iriulit I'liinna, ii.'lOO (in-ill . rlmiuil I'mliir Ormiiia, ajiottmrlii 100 lii iila. anliil (iolil Waii lii-a, 0 rm lil 100 IjkIIiV uillil l;nlil iili lii, aa III mi lit. Illll Mlirr lliinlinii ( nan nli-hr. 'ib rarhi 100 HD-iii.wliuliiia Mi-lu-l ( mr Uiilrlii-a, MS cm hi 00 I nili- ( Iii-h-IhIiip Wiin-hra. nt aIO rm lil 30 lluya' Mll-r Willi lira hi HIO rni lii 'iMI Wnli-rluirr Wnlrhm nt L.'JO mrhl 30 laiilii-a' bmiIIiI (Jnlil Nn k ( hnliia nt 1 1 mrln 30 tii-nla' xillil ;ill ( lmi ita, ai3 mi ll i 'O I jiiIiik' aiiliil :. Iliiii-rh-ta, ia3i 10 Hiltrr Diiini-r rali-ra nl o mid i 10 Silver Tra hrl, aii mrln 10 ia-i I'nrlnr tunilliirr. Hi 110 mrhi 300 aiiliil (llil lttna hi .i rnrht 3llOi-lol aiiliil Mlvpr Tranti, ttloaarli 3 Hi. ci'lra nt !M) rnrlii I niiilrhi-d pnlrl rolllntt HorM-a, lal.OOOt 300 pnln. I-Milir' Kollrr shnlrai 300 Hilr llova' ltnlli-r hhnlmi 100 nnr- iliillur a old ilecmi 30 flip iloilur atold iili-rm. nml miiiiy otht-r uarliil nml tnliinlilr nrcM-nla vthlrli vti mn not rtiumrrnl) hi-re. tOfl ni FRFF '" l"kll, "V "' "' i',al . ir-.rnl S...IMIU, W diiuM m. n Ui. Br.iaiMI tvr ll&UiUll I tlLLi .uau rnvivM. Tli. Dial two huiwtr.it lulwriliri. lli rifnii .Jll uu tmch. Th. nrlt four tiuiwlrwl, .,.i.).M.,. If )u wrt fAJrmU, Uu. nukra y a .ulrilr. it, yuu a rwripl $uA lur an rM.nt. and if y,a sr. aiuunf th. Arrt ik liuiitrrtl riw.wl, jriai will art .ilh.r 1M or . j. II yiu wnil l 14) .nil your .utncriijiion I. .iimn. tli. Miit .la hundrnl, it will eimnt a. twu iuiiim, and wmll. u to fW ar 110, aeeuntiui ta Iht Uu. tuar kub-v-ri4i"n rMcha iu. A. awn j. yua Md tlii. .drrtit.iupiit Mint at our. Tho PhlMtrn Fntornrka "V" '"' ,u '"' ih. tr. smt th. tui.. ithonsoith. met I DC vlllwu5" LIIICIUIIOC bnutilul, u.rul, .ul.ruinins. liulructj., m(ialar i.ir aubliwd. TUe laaular .ubv-ntii,n nre Is II MJ irr ymt williuul prMntor r.niiura. AFrDO llhcrrlntlnn tn Ynil 'r ,"u '" tVr mil IttTiimmin Ot-i tnd how rt to ywtr mum, w (ICC OlltiaOl IPIIUII III lUUi r !' ... anan.u. .,.4 rt lt. lo .ukKrib. fc. ua aramlia, uut .....".....a.1 mi4 u. .?.r.ll, w. will unit y.j your tulcriiliim trf, .nil o.a mibl; t.a uulK-nlNan4 wawillKiiil TworfiJ .nil II,. IMI.U-alK fur i, hs ; .Mlwnly to auraaitafor in aujolli., ui4 . will ai4 y IU IMiai-HIM two inn, iiid rova rmipl., fur nva ruiana. A fair koiu. work Will 11V. VOU . ITMlinilll riEX. Ul a IMI lw W, n m H. ..,h.m. mh.m mChlPJffn Fnturnrka n"w amirn.nein .Jum. ani, and it la backM l,jr aj.pl. raailal aa that arr UllllOCi; LIIICILHIuS aubwrrilr aiajr ba araa afaHUiia M what wa pruniiM. bat. of awwdawiU a. Ifcr- . , - , " ' pu, ii un uu xao i.i. iwm tww. 1 no n rl Buiwcri iw f m im. UnW til 0ftn UnnS lin4 u" Wmni to Una o. Two Uullm, by run.. KvTa,Caaa ar Burnt. , ... '--"- .mttsii r.aa mm. .naaaoaa at. -aiai.an Ir wut ntrr..a i. Arfrfrote THF niliniRn CMTCDDDICC ' - (- PIANOH. CTCIUUf IU KK.WU II A HU H. O I a. I ft Tl A I .tiebler, UoenUh futnoa; Burdutt Urbane, band fiutrimenUi Lanreat ilmk ef Sheet iluaio and Uooka. Uanda aui-pllcl at Katrr) trioeft U. UHAY, 't4 1'oat Street, Kan ( ranch 00. PIANOS o.OOO New aud Heoond-hand iMaimt a half price, l'lanoa gi.S and up. Antt aelU'iaiioFaoUiry.lMalUKIIUKt.. S. f )l AttH-Decker llroa.. Ilelir nr. , Dnienon. and J and O. Kmht-r. Mimical Merclianillm-. tirgaua Maaou, tlainllu A t'haae, Kobler k 1 liaae,U7 1'oat St, S.I NK N. V. So. K. L. No. KW. HttH RftT.Tl b' 'aiehmkera. My mall Clrouiara UJJirre. J. B. Biucn CO..M lrrSt.,. r HIT 0 0 LA C H A N V' '" B"h ' rii ' iiicio"tuj no PaVnTr rVeu ,lavor; s"iriorU.thcnnetim. OR r-awni f riSH r,liiir Ak for them. PISrfS rErriE0Y F0( CA.TA WrlV 1 FjiKVtnnne. A cerlaln cure. Not exnalva. Three Rioullia' treiitinent tn one packatfo. (lood for Cold In the Hvad, lliwhiche. Ihrjtineiw, Hay i-'i-ver, do. Fifty ct-nla. lly all liruiiKiita. or by mall. 'f ft . I :;, Tl N K Warren, Pa. NOIX COCO T1IK 1IBST DESICCATED COCOANUT Is iii Wokud Ak jonrdnK-cr (or It 1M T NHUHK I'Ll'U! " llfT THY Seal of North Carolina PLUG CUT. It la Better, Cleaner and Cheaper. It A I I C M A M'C Manila unrivalhil aa tho IVM VOIVIMIM O HKST LilKWIMl Tt- lICAPU DI lip macco m tin would. UCMUll rLUUOne l-lnif III every tiox ' TOBACCO Tyt" 14 10 II. WILNKY, Of tho firm of Fairbanks fc Wllacjr, lias luat ar rived from Fi'Hiice with their third impurlution of The only direct Importers from Fritnoa to the) l'aclllu t'oitat. 8t'h'clcd liv him with irreitt cars fnnii the bent stock in Friuu-e. tliir motto: "Quick sales and small prolltH." Thnae In want of those celebrated homes cull ptirt-haae on one or two years time, with reanminlile Interest,, and approved security. Send for Catalogue. Fairbanks at. WIImp', PETALUMA. .... CALIFORNIA. CONSUMPTION. Iliave a positive reiuiMlv fur ttieahuve dlaaaaa: by ita a., thoumais or cam ot the woras kind and of kmc tumlliiK have bean cured. InilMil.ao airuni la nv faltS u Ita emraty, that I will send TWO BOTT'.Ka khbb. 10 a.ther lih a V-AU'laLI TIlKlTISHon Ihla dlawa.ia auy auJIarar, 01 r, kipreu end r. O. allna, CH. t. A. iOUUM. Ill faariak.li.wTerkv ?T. elllliKlliPwllllUS(i AW IX SI At II I X I.N 1 They will raw oU a S loot Iok In 9 minutes. Kn- ilnrseu liy coiirreii men from every '(Ol "vnoii ma. Ai-y clilnea or tho rlhll k tn make tliem. Anjr J -Out. ..A ,1 ' II 1 limner ran make. tbem.1 Circular free. Wn.GILlvS, Wunhlngton4).cj DEATH ICREAT SOAP WONDER Manufactured by Allison Bane., MuiliLKToWN, Conn. No bulling ON Is reiiulreil aud but little rubblnc. I'loanaek the clothes thoroughly. lire this Boai a trial. For sale by DIRT all Grocer. l'aclno Coast Agency, Y. Roue, 123 California Street, Han Franalaon. Thtu HFXTor nwnfTt tor mailo etprttwly for theruroof df rftiurenirnie f the iri'nfraiiVHorKan. iirrj ia no liititake about thij luitrumfiit, the coiw tiuuoua sNtivam nf Et.tO- TlllO IT V ptrnwiitlnff throuffti the parti nmri rt'Moro tli.m to healthy action. to not ronfoiind hs. tar I til t'I.Mlpn hiAy-j!!! I aiiverttmnlto tun all llli 1 11 UaiX UllLI ii.ftONKmMvino DuriKtw F.Uwtrio Itolt Co.. KiS Wuahiuirton lit.. Chk-u.ro. 111. ysjv NAM FH.Wt lHCO. CAL. OFFER GOOD TILL JUNE iDtfl. The National Standard Dictionary, rr l -r ! ii. .ml . rt ulctil,tuai to Hit 4 hi. !!' iMrrprto. urtUr with two riHipu Mm1 fur two nnwiiiR in our lutntmiiuii Jtin 16th. Tim Uictkirm I irMriiiR in our lutntiiiihiii Jtm 16th. T Contains 700 Engravings s?. iUkinlvriiilhtint. Ilui lufhil kiii I more futfrt in my btxtk of .H .M... w..l. unie la Litnr lt H.riri.Hlu ot irrnrrnl hnowlrli' ukwHIm liu-tiiwrjr rstilsliolird, Knicrdly t-Miiwl in .I.KI. ti. .tilt. It i not i-H hH .fTjir. buta laiVVtliun. ' TtiUwr Itflifvt tn U ia beit chut) I'll til l ry rvT pi iitfeU "Intrf iin. 40,000 Words, Itil. HirtiKKirr enntaliu ilmtit iu.Wall won), n.aau-ts Mil. latwuBiT ra.tnonK.Tii. anil I.xmhh I'IMWo. 1tjti.tirt..ioltio I'IiU-m nltrpria, being dft ftlrmRorhauii t)i-lr hItpniI) hII known and i.iil.ir l.tmilv wttr nr witlcl nrniUti-fl ami uitnKlitctl Inttt honm ltpi It ia n-rl air rml kin.HH. llttwO rulntt hi tlirow off all ii..(1t Una )rar ami in aiUi'ioii Iim a rrtitn ..fHinr n'H4l tortlis taln iturHw of fit rrrttaniK thflr rl t i-iilnt ion to IM) hmi nnlwrf tari a. I ll-TV. HU iilO!NAb IHII.I.OtH Hill h til, tribal inn Itlh. Krad iir in4 flri FOR FIFTY CENTS Me ill Htr )oiiriiaiiisnn our tlhr(illlutt Ixaoht i n.l mail yrni tli ( Mfm l'sUrH-W rnu lastly tr aii iiiontli, hk! imniivtialely mail )m a iiiiinltfTi-tl rwipt wliit li will rnmle yu to on of th MI..WIHK bin all of which will lw Rivtiiiiway J mis lOth, Our olft-r is ao lama ami liiTal that w hliall it tli lMirnl nitiiiler of aiilWnlwri by Hit alx.Vfilaii. l-r4l ,. tlaitti a om) chaue ot rMio 'n' IHIMH.NWI iruiinr. FOR $1.00 wt will mail vou Tni Chitam E ' TaraiR for t4ia VMr ami two oir-tt mh.u ri iworaribii and ovm Vulim, of tli ailiiinaiiAai) it-1loAHT DKWaiBU) AJOV Ba rAii. Hie bunk uiflla fir I1.UU. TO STJXtaiCZUXIElXlS. ta ova arHcaiaau. Lur rata oai aa aaowi t. star. .in, wrr. In.rw.iaa. mmnt amm rasa. tlilcsin. III., U. H. A. m a 1 1 a V t M I