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About The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 29, 1883)
V 1 EUGENE CITY GUARD, TIIAY FOR ME. More thing are wrought lv prayer Thau this world dream uf. herufure, let thy voice Rise, like a foiitituln (or me night and day; For what nru mi'ii U-ttcr than sheep or K'KilH, That tiiiiii inl) n blind lifu within the Crain, If, knowing Uod, they lift not liandi of limy it Both for themselves and tlioso who call them friend For no the whole round world In every way Hound by gold chainit about tho feet of Ood, A Hrui HrliU'a Muatarhe. Immense quantities or laughing mat tor, too, are kept from tlm public, by secrecy in divorco cases. Funnier facts are hidden than the fancies of tho humorinU. Did Murk Twain over write a paragraph with nioro nicrrimeut in it than could bo evolved from a set of shaving apparatus offered as evidence by a husband in support of the alloga tion that his wife was uncongenially deceptive ? It seems that he meant to marry a gentlo, roflnod, and entirely feminine creature., and believed that be had done so; but the honeymoon was scarcely over liefore ho found that his wife had many eoarso points that nod not been visiblo in nor as a maiden. One specification was that she had naturally considerable of a mustache, which he construed as an indication of objectionable inaunishncss. Ho did not exactly allogo that she was to blame for the blemish, but he regarded her concealment of it before marriage as characteristic of her general dishonesty toward him. She hud kept her upper lip so neatly shaven that ho did not suspect the in cipient mustache, so common among brunettes, and, when lie at length saw her shaving like a man, ho was greatly shocked. And yet the outfit, which ho had seized and brought to his lawyer, along with tho usual bundle of inter cepted lettors, suggested a pleasing duintiness in tho operation. Tho razor was tho smallest I had ever seen, its blade being hollow ground until little was left of it, and the bundle of pearl was inlaid with gold. Tho strop had a case of embossed leather, and a finely carved handle. Tho cup was "ostly specimen of Japanese potto'j, with an ivory-handled brush in it, and a half used cako of soap that had not only yielded lather, but was delicately per fumed. Inasmuch as a photograph of the accused wife showed an altogether charming face, it did not seem to mo that the husband's revelation of her toilet processus wus very damaging to her character. THE HAT BOY'S FACULTY. Xfvrr forxrttl'ie Which Hat of a Hundred Horn with Which Face of five Mrare. John N vi In ton's Journalism. I will advocuto Something with a capital 8. How ofUm will it bo issued.' Just as often as the public call for it. You sue this is a new departure in jour nalism. I am going to take ideas with the people. They know John Hwiuton. If tliey want to hear what 1 have to say about my contemporaries, tho news of tho day in the French stylo light, not too light, just light enough they will buy my paper. If they don't caro a fig for my stale thinkings, they will give mo tho cold shoulder, and I will go back to tho demnition quill again. But all my readers shall feel that they are ac quainted with tho power behind tho throno. I will divest journalism of its judicial, owl-like attributes and func tions. If my paper pronounces sen tence they shall know that that is my opinion, and attach onlvasmuch impor tance to it as it is worth in tho market place. , No more. 'What a tremendous sham a news paper is, anyhow. It makes public opinion. What! a five-toed biped whose ( trousers bag at the knees and whoso criut gapes at the elbows, who sleeps in an attic, washes at a public fount sometimes, and gets tho most of his meals in a basement in lieekman street? Ho and his fellows make pub lic opinion. I've helped myself under" such cir cumstances. Now, let my utterances be subject to a discount on tho indi vidual. Let mo see whether they will pass in tho currency of thought. Oue of Lincoln' Modes. Secretary Lincoln has enougn of his father's nature to enable him to make good stories and to tell thorn well. When he was in Chicago with Arthur, ho, with a number of other gentlemen, was enjoying an after-dinner chat, when he told this story, illustrative of the cruzo in Chicago for entering the plea of self-defense: Three men quar reled in a room above a saloon, when ono of them fell dead from heart dis ease. Tho others were fearful that they would be charged with murder, so ono went to tho saloon and enticed the bar tender out, while the other carried tho corpse down and placed it in a chair with its head on a table as if sleeping oil' a drunk. When the bartender re turned the two men took a drink, saying tho drunken man m the chair would pay for it, and went away. The bartender soon shook his customer and demanded his pay. The eorimo fell over on tho floor, and as tho bartender stood trem bling with fear, tho two men returned with an officer. Tho bartender, antici pating his arrest, quickly said: "Ho struck mo first." Theatres of Iron. A company in Loudon proposes to build theatres of iron. All tho scenes aud-.'urtaius are lifted and lowered bv hydriulie machinery, so that only about me-suth of the number of men usually uirtil sullico to "work" everything, :m tlioscr-ncs can be changed in a sur VrjsVigl short time. Tho stage floor "iu inudior of rectangular sections, evU M it-h can lie raised or lowered lll,vl'iKenMy by hydraulic power. ly this ins nmnv remarkable and may be produced, which jipossible with ordinary stage nuehry. Thus tho stage muv bo mudo to a" inward and down ward, so that tl ttlulieiieo mav suddenly find themschv at tm, top tt ,0un tain range, IoW down into a series ol deep valleyt, There is a special lino of work re quired from hob) employes, which needs the excrciso of extraordinary powers .of memory. Tho "hat boy" who succeeds in the metropolitan hotel in filling his place acceptably is mini of a berth for life. In all large hotels of the city the hati of the guests ore likely to be left before, any meal in a room ad joining tho dining-room, and they uro left in chargo of tho hat boy. l'crhups tho most remarkablo of all hat boys m cw lork is an attenuated little man who lias charge of the hats of the guests of the Fifth Avenue hotel He is small and w iry, and seldom seems to take his eyes from the racks which lino the ante-room on either side, v lien he takes a visitor's hat he glances at his face carelessly, and puts the hut on oue of tho several rscks. When the man comes out of tho dining-room, an hour later, the boy picks out his hat. without a moment's hesitation, and hands it to him. Often he lias from 300 to 400 hats in hi racks at one time, and in the course of six years ho has never been known to make a mistake Tho hats look very much alike, and it is mystery to the majority of dinors how ho remembers their faces and their hats at the same time. The attendant was asked a night or two ago how it was his memory served him in so many coses, and lie cuid : "I don't know. It seems to coma natural." Do you pick out any particular feat- nro of the woarer's face by which you fix him in your memory?" "Oh, no; that would never do. 1 re member the fuco itself. I look along tho rack and I seem to seo the face that fits every hat, and when a man come.? out I go to the hat that is associated with his face naturally. It doesn't make anv difference whether tho man has his hat on when he comes in or not. He hands it to me and I look at his face, and somehow I cannot forget it. Tho gentlemen of tho house often try to fool mo, but thoy have never suc ceeded in catching mo in a blunder. For instance, sometimes two of them will come in looking somewhat aliko and wearing hats that are exactly tho sumo pattern. Ono of them hands me tho two hats. When they conio out I give each man his hat separately. I never give tho wrong hat to tho wrong man, although I hud no positive proof which man owns tho particular hat. "Tliuo Table" of the Yellow stono I'ark ; ij Hern. Through tho kindness ot Mr. Owen we aro furnished with tho following facts regarding tho principal ones, giv ing time and duration of eruption and height to which the water is curried: Old I aithful, plays every hour from threo to fivo minutes; height of column, seventv-flvo to 180 feet. Boehivo, pluvs every seven to twentv- five hours from three to eighteen min utes; height of column, 1200 to 21'J feet. Giantess, every fourteen davs for twelvo hours; height of column, 250 feet. Saw Mill, very frequent from ono and threo quarters to threo hours ; height of column, from fifteen to twenty feet. ( i rand, every sixteen to thirty -ono hours from ten to twenty minutes; height of column, ninety to 200 foot. I urban, pluvs every fifteen minutes from lifteou seconds to fivo minutes; height of column, twenty-tlvo feet. Castle, pluvs every forty-eight hours for thirty minutes; height of column, 100 feet. tliunt, pluvs once in every four davs from ono and one-half to thirty hours; height of column, 1110 to over 200 feet. Oblong, once or twice daily for six minutes; height of column, fifty to sixty foot. Splendid, pluvs about everv threo hours from four to ten minutes; height of column, 200 feet. Clrotto, plays several times daily for thirty minutes; height of colunin.tweuty to sixty feet. Hiverside, plays three times daily from ten to thirteen minutes; height of column, about sixty feet. Where Will Power TcIIm. I am satisllcd that iu tue case of gun shot wounds, in many instances, much depends upon the character of tho per son suffering, ofttimes from almost mor tal wounds. Men of large self-discipline, with strong will and stubborn pride, will not surrender life without a struggle, and will withhold the sacrifice in tho face of the grim conqueror of all. Those who have, in the drama of war, played parts in the comedy of life us well as the tragedy of death, will bear mo witness that there aro wills fate can not shake. On tho other hand, 1 have seen, and doubtless so havo others who have given the subject attention, tlioso who havo yielded up tho palm of lifo with scarcely a atrucglo. "NtMirwaira" Order to Mahone. An ex-Confederate surgeon relates in Tho Cleveland Leader that during tho war, while a terrible thunder-storm was raging, "Stonewall" Jackson ordered Oeu. Mahone to chargo tho Union forces. Then, tired out, Jackson lay down under a treo and fell asleep. Soouho was aroused by ono of Mahono's aids, who said : "General, I am scut by Gen. Mahono for orders. Ho says tho raiu has wet tho ammunition of his troops, and wants to know whether ho shall return." Kcplicd Jackson : "Ask Gen. Mahono if the rain which God sends to wet his ammunition will not also wet that of the enemy. Tell him to charge them with cold steel." Ma hono made the charge. The l.nwt Stone .one. The last stone of the Tullerics ha been removed, an 1 naught but tho name now remains of tiie famous historical pulueo of the Bourbons. The (icrmsns, after their ictorv in 170, held high revel there, and the.i the commune de stroyed the building. Chicago ll'Tnld : The "man wi:!i a Mack mut.u'he" is aluays s :spectod when a tiiysVimis murder t.!.cs place. Urn. (rant's Offl. Where is Gen. Grant s onic .' is a .liiestioii o;'ten asked by sight r'eis. Nearly everv person familiar w.th Wall street is competent to reply; "In tho United Bunk building." This tall structure, at tho corner of Broadway and Wall street, is generally known by tho tit o of "lent Sherman. In a 10x12 room on the seventh floor tho ex-nresident attends almost daily to his duties as president of tho Mexican Southern railroad. A new circilar top mahogany tick h.udi near a broad window which overlooks Broadway. From his chair Gen. Grunt has a mag nificent view ucross Trinity churchyard, out into tho buy, and over tho river into ew Jersey. A dark-liuel Ax minster carpet covers tho floor of the cozy otllco, rich mahogany wainscoting roaches half way up to tho coiling, and tho intervening spaco is covered by a thick golden paper stumped in imitation of Azteo motal. The door frames and ceiling are of highly polished Georgia pine. Along one side of the room aro solid mahogany book cases, and in one corner is an old-fashioned brick fire-place. The few pic tures that ornament the walls all relate to Mexico. There is a fine large map of tho City of Mexico, and also a bird's eye view of the place. A large glass l)3X on the window-sill contained some (dioico specimeus of Mexican silver. For thoso who come to see him, the general has ordered three solid looking cano-seated arm chairs of polished ash. Tho conductor of one of the smoothly running elevators i i this building has been asked so oltc.. where Gen. Grants ollice was that in auro..noiiig tho floors as ho goes up or dowu he now call out the seventh tloor thus: "Seventh Gen. Grant's ollice. ' "How in my persons that inquire for Gen. Grant s ollice really want to go there?" asked the reporter. 'fe'iout ono in ten, was the reply. Kldilon n a Queen of Tragedy. My aunt used to relate tho following anecdotes ot .Mrs. Mddons: une uav, while seated in a well-known draper's in Bond street, busily engaged with her purchases, my aunt, us they say in tho old ballads, "suddenly became aware" of a voice of extraordinary tone and pathos. Tho speaker was a lady seated close behind, and with her back turned to my aunt. ith tho genuino intona tion and slow utterance of the deepest tragedy tho customer demanded of tho bewildered shopman: "Will tins- gown war-sh?" and on being answered hi the affirmative, and that tho color was fast, rojoinod with still greater dramatic solemnity : "Tho color, then, fudoth not ? Ah ! ''tis well !" "Oh, oh," thought my nunt, "tho queen of tragedy alive!" In a moment they were shaking hands and exchanging greetings, and in another discussing tho respective merits of cottons and prints, of which Mrs. Siddons showed herself a keen judgo, when sho could lay aside which was rare indeed her dramatic affectation. On another occasion my nunt was seated opposite to Mrs. Siddons at a dinner party. Some salad was brought to her, which she doclinod; but the host loudly extolled its very special merits, and urged her just to "try it." So after little hesitation tho groat tragedian turned round to the footman who stood behind her with the salad, and extend ing both her bunds with genuine theat rical air fa la Queen Katharine before Henry VIII), and throwing her head back in the true tragic stylo, exclaimed in her deepest tones and most popular manner: "I must oliey; then bring mo the b-o-w-1!" The company were, of course, deeply impressed. A IMver In Munken Mlnver. "Two mates of mine woro hired somo years ago to go down to a ship on the coast of Brazil. They found her a full-rigged vessel, but so closely bat tened down they couldn't do anything with her; so they went up and got tools, and, going down, finally pried up the hutch-cover. It canio oil' with a rush, and iu a moment they seemed inclosed in a cloud of flame, and tho next they saw they wore in a crowd of persons that seemed to bo walking about, moving slowly up as if they were swimming for the surface. Ono of the divers fainted dead away, and tho other came near it. You seo she was a slaver, and tho poor fellows had been locked in and went down with her." "But how about tho lire," asked tho reporter. "Oh, that was what they call phos phorescence," replied tho diver. "As soon as bodies decompose in tho water they become luminous, aud when tho hatch came off it seemed as if a blaze of light came rushing up, and, of course, the bodies, hundreds of them, eamo surging out in a rush, so that in a second they wero in tho midst of a crowd of dead men that appeared to bo moving upward. Yes, it wus a terrible sight, and one of tho men never w ould go down again; his nerves wero all broken up." France's t'izhtern. It has always been thus in the history of the country. Paris makes revolu tions, but it is France which has to bear tho consequences. Paris cries, "To Ber lin !" and then skulks behind its fortifi cation, leaving Franco to fight out tho quarrel. To defend herself from tho mob of tho capital, France accepts any king, emperor, or dictator, ami fluds herself a few years afterward engaged iu a war dictated by Boris journalists aud wits. 'ItlghC-Handed' Aulmals, Right-handedness extends very far along the animal series. Parrots hold their food by preference iu the right foot, and, though wo cannot speak pos itively, wasps, beetles and spiders seem to use the right anterior foot most com monly. The number of old arms on hand in the government arsenal at Washington will aggregate 100,000 of all kinds. They are K ing sold at prices ranging from -j cents to $1 each. r UwT.-nnHIST PRAYER MILLS. being ' , InlfrnaKy ofihe I'onr Jlon-al In l!ie ' Arrangement orrrayrr.31iil.lii3 Ma chinery. The Iter. James Gilmai. in his book, "Ann" tho .Moiil'oIs." gives the fid lmHiin '.Viiwit of the uruver mills of tho Buddhist Mongols:- Minn mil 'of everv ten Mongols vol meet will J; e ro-aiies in their hands, and im rat.iMy repeating prayers. Tho ellicitcv depends not on the meaning, but fin the rendition of the prayer. It is not, properly speaking, praying at all, but "repeating charms. Jut mourn repetition is a slow process, and to expo- dito; matters a praying-wheel has been invented, into which aro put a large number of printed prayers, tho wheel is turned round, and. by this simple act, oil the prayers contained in the machine aro supposed to lie repeated, inis is a wonderful acceleration. 1 ho wheel is fitted on to a handlo, which a man ran easily hold as he walks about; and thus it comes that men may bo met while examining their cattle, or going from one place to another, whirling their prayer-wheels all the time. In some tents there is a stand in which is placed a largo wheel, bearing ttlout the samo relation to tho hand wheel as a family bible bears to apockot bible. A thong is fixed to a crank, tho inmates take their turn in pulling it. If a wrongly timed pull sends the- cylinder turning backward, according to tho Mongol idea it makes sin in placo of merit. In ono house I saw a wheel placed over the fire and driven by an upward current of hot air, after the manner of a roasting-jack. A com mon form of tho praying wheel is a windmill set on a loity poio high above the tent. W hen a strong northwest galo springs up the machine goes whirling round; and the poor Mongol, as he shudders at the tempest, in his tout below, is comforted, so far at least, by tho thought that tho blast is performing a lot of prayers for him. Sitting in a tent once, I lieard behind mo a curious clicking noise, and, look ing round, found a praying-wheel going by machinery. The master of the house, being a mechanical genius, had bought an old clock in a Chineso town, taken out and rearranged the spring and wheels, and mado them drive a cylinder filled with prayers. When ho got up in tho morning ho smply took tho key, wound up the, clock-work, and then tho thing mado prayers for tho whole establishment. There are jvoplo so cross grained that they wouldn't like thiujs if they suited them exactly. Cornoral I'uniahnirnt la I'rlson. While conversing with a prison oflleial 0 few days sinco, tho question eamo up as to which wus most subduing iu its effects, solitary confinement and similar methods, or the uso of tho strap, lie claimed that tho latter was tho most effective, and gave tho following inci dent as illustrative of his theory : A short timo since a burly convict, ro ceutly received under a five years' sen tence, informed his keeper that he de clined to further waste his energies in labor. Ho bad concluded to knock oil permanently and rest during tho bal ance of bis seutencc. As ho mado not tho least pretense of sickness or inca pacity as nn excuse for his conduct, ho was ordered strapped. This appeared to strike him satisfactorily ; ho simply remarked that was all right; ho was ready for tho punishment, but it would not influence him in the stand he had taken an iota. It took just six strokes of tho strap to convince him that his position on tho labor question was illogical and unten able. Ho begged to be released, and declared that lie would take no further part in tho management of the prison. Tho gentleman thought that this sumo treatment applied to tho degraded species of tramps who fill our jails, would have nn excellent effect. To fur nish them with good food and lodging at the expense of the county for ten or fifteen days, ho regarded as no punish ment whatever. A Wonderful Ntrret. Ex-Secretary of tho Treasury Win dom is now in London trying to raiso money for building an arcade under tho wholo length of Broadway, New York. If ho succeeds, that will bo tho most extraordinary thoroughfare known to tho history of cities. Tho scheme is to make a new street under tho present surface of Broadway, extending to tho houses on each side, and lit by electric lights at night and glass reflectors in the daytime. The middlo of tho street would hold railway trucks, not only for city travel, but to accommodate iu-coiu-ing trains from every part of tho coun try. Tho traveler in San Francisco or St. Taul would not only buy his ticket for New York, but tho hotel on Broadway where bo intended to stop. Freight and baggage would be conveyed directly to tho warehouso or be received by tho express car which was to convey it to any part of the country. Then traflio of all kinds could bo carried on on both sides of tho nreado. There would tjius bo a double tier of stores. Provision could bo mado for sewers, water mains, gas pipes and heating tubes. La short, it would become a double street and tho value of the property quadrupled along the routo. Engineers say tho scheme is entirely practicable. There is busi ness enough now on Broadway for two thoroughfares. HawduMt to He Made rueful. There is good reason to believe that sawdust will eventually lm found of some better servico than that of chok ing up and polluting tho waters of our rivers. It has already been applied to several purposes in a compressed form, and w e now learn of a still new use to which it has been put. An exchango says: Pine sawdust, highly compressed, has been successfully used to make up centre frames of carriage wheels. It is said to be so solid that it v ill bear a pressure equal to twenty-three tons per square inch. As sawdust has also been used for partitions and bricks, its appli cation to the production of complex carvings and moldings does not seem to bo far off. DEFEAT. rEdgar Fawcutt in Harper'. Kuff M roam wltliln. Through t! of ,rll, loud with dying DownKS of failure, whit, with human bones, Tast brake, of treachery, whimce tho tiger O'er JS. of envy, where the scorpion stung, His eazor feet pressed onward to attain Tho luring bourn of taut desired domum- And there nt tat, worn fugitive of fate. Ho clutched the mighty clarion at the gate. A moment more, and while its proud peal Tho tow?.- would rock, the portals would un close But then, even then, ty wine foredoom pro Ho dHi'iMl'deod ere hi" H" had waked one sound I HorHp-ltariii In India. Racing in India is both good fun and good sport. There aro two classes.flrst and second class, and tiere are races for four breeds and races where all come together. There are Arab races, races for English bred horses, and " Walers," as tho Australian horses are called. V..liul. linruua llftVO to tfivfl Weight. which always raises a growl, as they are .. ... ii a. i never reallv nt in mat bwjwj- uwnmtc. ruees are rrenerallv the a ii v iruvvuu wfm - ij w best fun, as everybody one knows has something, even n can oniy go uu tl.run l..rra Anlurod. TllO SubaltCrll llOS his charger, and tho competition wallah, and stib-colloctor s uuggy uorses aroior the nonco transformed into race "coud ries," as tho natives call a race-horso. And nn winner of the Uerbv ever re ceived such attention as the old buggy- 1 1 1 horse does for alwut iwo inonuis neioro tl.o ",...,ti,,n-",iiina off His stable is l 11U ..... V V( . ' carefully littered, he lias a nice morning gallop, anil is men scrapeu uowu iiiiu his old brokon-dowu legs swathed in . i x clean linmiuges ami new sneewug, wiui 11m nwnnr'ii initi.'lls blllOUed tliel'eOII. carefully pulled over his weary old back; ana alter nroaKiasi me owner ni.,1 Ma frinmla nil with the inevitable straw in their months, stroll over from the bungalow, and Mary Ann is led out ami pnroFnllv mulched and felt nil over. and her chnnces for tho Maiden stakes duly discussed. Of course, tho owner must say to Sipkins, of the 107th dash ers, "Look out for her heels!" as if tho dear old lady had a kick left in her. And then the sun comes out hot and strong, and they return to the bungalow, tr Inmr nrnwdiiiirs. brandy and soda "r ' and cheroots, the proud owner of Mary Ann backing her against mo neiu an round fur It s 100. which sho has about aB much chance of winning for him as tho chair he is sitting on. One company controls tho omni- busses of Paris, and although "monop olios are nowhere overmuch liked, the public, it is admitted, is fairly well served. Improvements are not infre quent; new lines are often mapped out. Tho Paris vehicles are, in respect to size, cloanliuess and cheapness of fare, pfcrhaps as good as any in tho world. In London the average cabby has to contend with the privileged classes that control the railway stations. At the Great Eastern terminus, for exam ple, thero are stationed 100 cabs belong ing to ono proprietor, who pays $5,000 a year rent, iho railroad companies defend tho "privilege" practice, on tho ground that it enables thorn to keep tho drivers under control. But the drivers generally believe that they could niako more money, and give the public better service, if all tho stands of the metropolis wero free from every company. Antl- American. InW Ocnim. Bismarck has not only ostracised the revered American hog, but ho has given orders to suppress as "pernicious literature all pamphlets calculated to attract immigration to this country. AT A BAD HUE. nriiinrlsla. toiii,k'ttrm:c('ou7if ., thiru Throat. J """vo, Commander J. B. Cochlan. U. S. X.. writes to us from the Navy Yard at Mare Island, Oil. An enforced residence of two years in Oilifornia mode me the subject of most painful attacks of rheumatism. Con sullat ion upon my case by eminent naval and other surgeons failed' to afford me the slightest relief. Dr. Hoyle recommended to me M. ,1 neons uu, t lie nappy result or which was my complete and wonderful cure. asliingion(U.C.) Army ana Aavy Begister. President Arthur has pardoned Sergeant Mason, who attempted to shoot Uuiteau. Piso's Cure will cure coughs, asthma, bronchitis and consumption. Twrnty-live cents. The new mausoleum on Staten Island for the Vanderbilt family is to cost $7U,UU0. "GOLDEN MEDICAL DISC0VEET" Has been used with signal rucccrs In con sumption of the lungs, consumptive night sweats, spitting of blood, shortness of breath, weak lungs, coughs, bronchitis, and kindred affections of throat and chest. Sold by druggists. The wife of Inventor Edison is said to lie one of the most extravagantly dressed women in Xew York. J. W. Thornton, of Clailiorn, Miss., savs: "Samaritan Xervine cured my son of'llts." Dujardin's Life Essence cures neuralgia and nervous headache. Mrs. M. J. Alston, Littleton. X. C, says: "I recommend Brown's Iron Bitters to the nervous and debilitated. It greatly U'lie titeil me." Dujardin's Life Essence is the remedy for the overworked brain. A rich gold strike has been made near Washoe, Xev. "Men must work and women w eep, So runs the world away." But they need not weep 'so much if the v use Dr. Pierre's "Favorite Prescription. which cures all the painful maladies pecu liar to women. Sold by druggists. Decrease hi the public .debt during Xo vciiiIrt, 1,721,707. Wakefulness at night is a terror. Sam aritan Xervine cures it, and hence is a blessing. ) hysteria,, and all nervous ufft0,t,1' uu.nraiii si,,'hKenee noiliK..,. "BUCHA-PAIBA Onl. k onitoyuiK Kldiiejf and I riimry Jnuyj!l Ai(JOD Thinii Enterprise ,l4 , ore good qualities In business, b,,t ,'e,ri!T you have somethinir Hint w coiiiN'iuioii, vim win una it un-liiii 1 to succeed. There ure iniinv n........ ,Vot clues for colds and coughs, Huinc.f !, ' are first-class mid prolmblr d,, iii ,' 1,1 could lie expected of lbcin;'biit y,l i al never heard of any cough mixture tlmi ?v Ih'cii so successful in winning uH ,.'"." public favor as "Aminen's Cnugl, Svn . It Is having au Immense sale and evrrv ' that uses it speaks loud In it tlrJi" Editor Pioneer, San Jose, March a Strength fortheweary-Dujardin'.n.. Essence. wt "ROUGH ON CORNS." lAe. Auk for It rv plele cure, hurd or soft corns, wari buu'iou, For a cough or cold there I no remedr equal to Amnion's Cough fc-up. 1 Dulardln's Life Essence conquers nerr ous (feblllity, loss of memory. Strength to vigorously push a bush,-. strength to study for a profession, Htreninh to regulate a household, strength to do day's lalsir without physical pain. I)0 v0 desire strength f If you are broken doi t have no energy, feel as if life was bardlv worth living, you can lie relieved and re stored to robust health and htrcmrth br taking Brown's Iron Bitters, a sure cun? for dys)epsio, malaria, weakness and all dig. eases requiring a true reliable, non-acoholio tonic. It acts on the blood, nerve and muscles and regulates every part of tha system. Tlltffll-fltn'u T.lf.i Vuuuiifi. ivli'ui l.-f . and vital energy. Window-glass makers are on artrikfln Pittsburg, Pa. Wm The huge, drastic, griping, sickening f ills are fast being superseded by l)r 'ierce's "Purgative Pellets." Solil by druggists. Oakley Hall has gone to Englana to practice law. Dujardin's Lifo Essence makes the old feel young again. Be v. G. W. Oftley, Xew Bern, X. C, sayn: "I have taken Brown's Iron Bitters, and consider it one of the best medicines known." Dujardin's Life Essence is The Cheat Fhknth Xkkve Tonic. For throat diseases, coughs, colds, etc., effectual relief is found in the use of Brown's Bronchial Troches. Price 25 cents. Sold only iu boxes. Maktixk & Co I find your Life Essence a nerve food of tonic and nutritive proicr ties, uiicqualed by nny other remedy. It gives increased vitality to the nervous sys tem. It should be thought of in neuralgia, defective menstruation, or any disturbance of the nerve centres, and all forms of ner vous debility from inebriety, opium eating, excessive use of tobacco (have just used it successfully in a case), and sexual excess or nervous strain. It is sure to give great -satisfaction. Gko. L. Hook, U. D. pis, flfet THE GREAT fW Man re Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, . i D..L..K. M.ftriarhA. Toothache. BorThr.ml.HlllPl';;-"r"u'' llurno. Urn frwrt '' 1KD I.L UTIIKS WHIM !! BoWbjDrUul.u.a,ll.l.r..i"7lM. flflj CIU. Dull TIIE 411 HI KS A. VWiKl.rit ro . HOW Asnn invigorunt. Hosteller's Stuin ,iich Hitters has re ceived the most iinsitive indorse- mi nt from eminent liliVKii-iuns ami nn (inuiKrupiedufnr niosl r" ' ' '.S"C' Htawl 1 n,nrl il'H u. lt A torntiveoMisonler ed conditions el the stomach, liver and bowels, anil a prcventlvcof mnln rial discuses nic no less renowned. For mile by Dmif trlsts and Dealers, to whom apply for Ilostetter's Alma nac for 18S4. a- UMFAILINO HFALMBI.B IM CCKINO Epileptic Fib, Spatms, Falling Sickness, Convul sions, St. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism, Opium Eating; Scrofula, and all .Nervous and Blood Diseases. t2T"To Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men, Merchants, Bankers, Lad"ies and all whose sedentary employment causes Nervous Pros tration, Irregularities of the blood, stomach, bowels or Kidneys, or who require a Berva tnnle.inDetizeror stimulant. Samaritan nv ine is tuvaiuauie. tThousandslTUF proclaim tt the most k'"Y woimertul iuvigor ant that evers ustain ed a tiuklng system. r3?-1.50iierbottle. fheDR. 9. A. RICHMOND fCOKQUERtXI MEDICKLCO.,SolePro- .!. C lA.anh Ha 1 1 ioiu dj an ifrBimiBu Tor tiinonml!i ami circaim' rnd rt "V BLMMiXOS CO., igiuts, baa f'j: THE DINGEE &lT6NAnOC0 Ja Net 6PLENDID POT PLANTS, specially pre pared for Immediate Bloom. 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