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EUGENE CITY GUARD,
TIIAY FOR ME.
More thing are wrought lv prayer
Thau this world dream uf. herufure, let
thy voice
Rise, like a foiitituln (or me night and day;
For what nru mi'ii U-ttcr than sheep or K'KilH,
That tiiiiii inl) n blind lifu within the Crain,
If, knowing Uod, they lift not liandi of
limy it
Both for themselves and tlioso who call them
friend
For no the whole round world In every way
Hound by gold chainit about tho feet of Ood,
A Hrui HrliU'a Muatarhe.
Immense quantities or laughing mat
tor, too, are kept from tlm public, by
secrecy in divorco cases. Funnier facts
are hidden than the fancies of tho
humorinU. Did Murk Twain over write
a paragraph with nioro nicrrimeut in it
than could bo evolved from a set of
shaving apparatus offered as evidence
by a husband in support of the alloga
tion that his wife was uncongenially
deceptive ? It seems that he meant to
marry a gentlo, roflnod, and entirely
feminine creature., and believed that be
had done so; but the honeymoon was
scarcely over liefore ho found that his
wife had many eoarso points that nod
not been visiblo in nor as a maiden.
One specification was that she had
naturally considerable of a mustache,
which he construed as an indication of
objectionable inaunishncss. Ho did
not exactly allogo that she was
to blame for the blemish, but
he regarded her concealment of it
before marriage as characteristic of
her general dishonesty toward him.
She hud kept her upper lip so neatly
shaven that ho did not suspect the in
cipient mustache, so common among
brunettes, and, when lie at length saw
her shaving like a man, ho was greatly
shocked. And yet the outfit, which ho
had seized and brought to his lawyer,
along with tho usual bundle of inter
cepted lettors, suggested a pleasing
duintiness in tho operation. Tho razor
was tho smallest I had ever seen, its
blade being hollow ground until little
was left of it, and the bundle of pearl
was inlaid with gold. Tho strop had a
case of embossed leather, and a finely
carved handle. Tho cup was "ostly
specimen of Japanese potto'j, with an
ivory-handled brush in it, and a half
used cako of soap that had not only
yielded lather, but was delicately per
fumed. Inasmuch as a photograph of
the accused wife showed an altogether
charming face, it did not seem to mo
that the husband's revelation of her
toilet processus wus very damaging to
her character.
THE HAT BOY'S FACULTY.
Xfvrr forxrttl'ie Which Hat of a
Hundred Horn with Which Face of
five Mrare.
John N vi In ton's Journalism.
I will advocuto Something with a
capital 8. How ofUm will it bo issued.'
Just as often as the public call for it.
You sue this is a new departure in jour
nalism. I am going to take ideas with
the people. They know John Hwiuton.
If tliey want to hear what 1 have to say
about my contemporaries, tho news of
tho day in the French stylo light, not
too light, just light enough they will
buy my paper. If they don't caro a fig
for my stale thinkings, they will give
mo tho cold shoulder, and I will go back
to tho demnition quill again. But all
my readers shall feel that they are ac
quainted with tho power behind tho
throno. I will divest journalism of its
judicial, owl-like attributes and func
tions. If my paper pronounces sen
tence they shall know that that is my
opinion, and attach onlvasmuch impor
tance to it as it is worth in tho market
place. , No more.
'What a tremendous sham a news
paper is, anyhow. It makes public
opinion. What! a five-toed biped
whose ( trousers bag at the knees and
whoso criut gapes at the elbows, who
sleeps in an attic, washes at a public
fount sometimes, and gets tho most of
his meals in a basement in lieekman
street? Ho and his fellows make pub
lic opinion.
I've helped myself under" such cir
cumstances. Now, let my utterances
be subject to a discount on tho indi
vidual. Let mo see whether they will
pass in tho currency of thought.
Oue of Lincoln' Modes.
Secretary Lincoln has enougn of his
father's nature to enable him to make
good stories and to tell thorn well.
When he was in Chicago with Arthur,
ho, with a number of other gentlemen,
was enjoying an after-dinner chat, when
he told this story, illustrative of the
cruzo in Chicago for entering the
plea of self-defense: Three men quar
reled in a room above a saloon, when
ono of them fell dead from heart dis
ease. Tho others were fearful that they
would be charged with murder, so ono
went to tho saloon and enticed the bar
tender out, while the other carried tho
corpse down and placed it in a chair
with its head on a table as if sleeping
oil' a drunk. When the bartender re
turned the two men took a drink, saying
tho drunken man m the chair would pay
for it, and went away. The bartender
soon shook his customer and demanded
his pay. The eorimo fell over on tho
floor, and as tho bartender stood trem
bling with fear, tho two men returned
with an officer. Tho bartender, antici
pating his arrest, quickly said: "Ho
struck mo first."
Theatres of Iron.
A company in Loudon proposes to
build theatres of iron. All tho scenes
aud-.'urtaius are lifted and lowered bv
hydriulie machinery, so that only about
me-suth of the number of men usually
uirtil sullico to "work" everything,
:m tlioscr-ncs can be changed in a sur
VrjsVigl short time. Tho stage floor
"iu inudior of rectangular sections,
evU M it-h can lie raised or lowered
lll,vl'iKenMy by hydraulic power. ly
this ins nmnv remarkable and
may be produced,
which jipossible with ordinary
stage nuehry. Thus tho stage muv
bo mudo to a" inward and down
ward, so that tl ttlulieiieo mav suddenly
find themschv at tm, top tt ,0un
tain range, IoW down into a series
ol deep valleyt,
There is a special lino of work re
quired from hob) employes, which
needs the excrciso of extraordinary
powers .of memory. Tho "hat boy"
who succeeds in the metropolitan hotel
in filling his place acceptably is mini of
a berth for life. In all large hotels of
the city the hati of the guests ore likely
to be left before, any meal in a room ad
joining tho dining-room, and they uro
left in chargo of tho hat boy.
l'crhups tho most remarkablo of all
hat boys m cw lork is an attenuated
little man who lias charge of the hats
of the guests of the Fifth Avenue hotel
He is small and w iry, and seldom seems
to take his eyes from the racks which
lino the ante-room on either side, v lien
he takes a visitor's hat he glances at
his face carelessly, and puts the hut on
oue of tho several rscks. When the
man comes out of tho dining-room, an
hour later, the boy picks out his hat.
without a moment's hesitation, and
hands it to him. Often he lias from
300 to 400 hats in hi racks at one time,
and in the course of six years ho has
never been known to make a mistake
Tho hats look very much alike, and it
is mystery to the majority of dinors
how ho remembers their faces and their
hats at the same time.
The attendant was asked a night or
two ago how it was his memory served
him in so many coses, and lie cuid :
"I don't know. It seems to coma
natural."
Do you pick out any particular feat-
nro of the woarer's face by which you
fix him in your memory?"
"Oh, no; that would never do. 1 re
member the fuco itself. I look along
tho rack and I seem to seo the face that
fits every hat, and when a man come.?
out I go to the hat that is associated
with his face naturally. It doesn't
make anv difference whether tho man
has his hat on when he comes in or not.
He hands it to me and I look at his
face, and somehow I cannot forget it.
Tho gentlemen of tho house often try
to fool mo, but thoy have never suc
ceeded in catching mo in a blunder.
For instance, sometimes two of them
will come in looking somewhat aliko
and wearing hats that are exactly tho
sumo pattern. Ono of them hands me
tho two hats. When they conio out I
give each man his hat separately. I
never give tho wrong hat to tho wrong
man, although I hud no positive proof
which man owns tho particular hat.
"Tliuo Table" of the Yellow stono
I'ark ; ij Hern.
Through tho kindness ot Mr. Owen
we aro furnished with tho following
facts regarding tho principal ones, giv
ing time and duration of eruption and
height to which the water is curried:
Old I aithful, plays every hour from
threo to fivo minutes; height of column,
seventv-flvo to 180 feet.
Boehivo, pluvs every seven to twentv-
five hours from three to eighteen min
utes; height of column, 1200 to 21'J feet.
Giantess, every fourteen davs for
twelvo hours; height of column, 250
feet.
Saw Mill, very frequent from ono and
threo quarters to threo hours ; height
of column, from fifteen to twenty feet.
( i rand, every sixteen to thirty -ono
hours from ten to twenty minutes;
height of column, ninety to 200 foot.
I urban, pluvs every fifteen minutes
from lifteou seconds to fivo minutes;
height of column, twenty-tlvo feet.
Castle, pluvs every forty-eight hours
for thirty minutes; height of column,
100 feet.
tliunt, pluvs once in every four davs
from ono and one-half to thirty hours;
height of column, 1110 to over 200 feet.
Oblong, once or twice daily for six
minutes; height of column, fifty to sixty
foot.
Splendid, pluvs about everv threo
hours from four to ten minutes; height
of column, 200 feet.
Clrotto, plays several times daily for
thirty minutes; height of colunin.tweuty
to sixty feet.
Hiverside, plays three times daily
from ten to thirteen minutes; height of
column, about sixty feet.
Where Will Power TcIIm.
I am satisllcd that iu tue case of gun
shot wounds, in many instances, much
depends upon the character of tho per
son suffering, ofttimes from almost mor
tal wounds. Men of large self-discipline,
with strong will and stubborn
pride, will not surrender life without a
struggle, and will withhold the sacrifice
in tho face of the grim conqueror of all.
Those who have, in the drama of war,
played parts in the comedy of life us
well as the tragedy of death, will bear
mo witness that there aro wills fate can
not shake. On tho other hand, 1 have
seen, and doubtless so havo others who
have given the subject attention, tlioso
who havo yielded up tho palm of lifo
with scarcely a atrucglo.
"NtMirwaira" Order to Mahone.
An ex-Confederate surgeon relates in
Tho Cleveland Leader that during tho
war, while a terrible thunder-storm was
raging, "Stonewall" Jackson ordered
Oeu. Mahone to chargo tho Union
forces. Then, tired out, Jackson lay
down under a treo and fell asleep.
Soouho was aroused by ono of Mahono's
aids, who said : "General, I am scut
by Gen. Mahono for orders. Ho says
tho raiu has wet tho ammunition of his
troops, and wants to know whether ho
shall return." Kcplicd Jackson : "Ask
Gen. Mahono if the rain which God
sends to wet his ammunition will not
also wet that of the enemy. Tell him
to charge them with cold steel." Ma
hono made the charge.
The l.nwt Stone .one.
The last stone of the Tullerics ha
been removed, an 1 naught but tho name
now remains of tiie famous historical
pulueo of the Bourbons. The (icrmsns,
after their ictorv in 170, held high
revel there, and the.i the commune de
stroyed the building.
Chicago ll'Tnld : The "man wi:!i a
Mack mut.u'he" is aluays s :spectod
when a tiiysVimis murder t.!.cs place.
Urn. (rant's Offl.
Where is Gen. Grant s onic .' is a
.liiestioii o;'ten asked by sight r'eis.
Nearly everv person familiar w.th Wall
street is competent to reply; "In tho
United Bunk building." This tall
structure, at tho corner of Broadway
and Wall street, is generally known by
tho tit o of "lent Sherman. In a
10x12 room on the seventh floor tho
ex-nresident attends almost daily to
his duties as president of tho Mexican
Southern railroad. A new circilar top
mahogany tick h.udi near a broad
window which overlooks Broadway.
From his chair Gen. Grunt has a mag
nificent view ucross Trinity churchyard,
out into tho buy, and over tho river
into ew Jersey. A dark-liuel Ax
minster carpet covers tho floor of the
cozy otllco, rich mahogany wainscoting
roaches half way up to tho coiling, and
tho intervening spaco is covered
by a thick golden paper stumped
in imitation of Azteo motal. The
door frames and ceiling are of highly
polished Georgia pine. Along one side
of the room aro solid mahogany book
cases, and in one corner is an old-fashioned
brick fire-place. The few pic
tures that ornament the walls all relate
to Mexico. There is a fine large map
of tho City of Mexico, and also a bird's
eye view of the place. A large glass
l)3X on the window-sill contained some
(dioico specimeus of Mexican silver.
For thoso who come to see him, the
general has ordered three solid looking
cano-seated arm chairs of polished ash.
Tho conductor of one of the smoothly
running elevators i i this building has
been asked so oltc.. where Gen. Grants
ollice was that in auro..noiiig tho floors
as ho goes up or dowu he now call out
the seventh tloor thus:
"Seventh Gen. Grant's ollice. '
"How in my persons that inquire for
Gen. Grant s ollice really want to go
there?" asked the reporter.
'fe'iout ono in ten, was the reply.
Kldilon n a Queen of Tragedy.
My aunt used to relate tho following
anecdotes ot .Mrs. Mddons: une uav,
while seated in a well-known draper's
in Bond street, busily engaged with her
purchases, my aunt, us they say in tho
old ballads, "suddenly became aware"
of a voice of extraordinary tone and
pathos. Tho speaker was a lady seated
close behind, and with her back turned
to my aunt. ith tho genuino intona
tion and slow utterance of the deepest
tragedy tho customer demanded of tho
bewildered shopman: "Will tins-
gown war-sh?" and on being answered
hi the affirmative, and that tho color
was fast, rojoinod with still greater
dramatic solemnity : "Tho color, then,
fudoth not ? Ah ! ''tis well !" "Oh, oh,"
thought my nunt, "tho queen of tragedy
alive!" In a moment they were shaking
hands and exchanging greetings, and in
another discussing tho respective merits
of cottons and prints, of which Mrs.
Siddons showed herself a keen judgo,
when sho could lay aside which was
rare indeed her dramatic affectation.
On another occasion my nunt was
seated opposite to Mrs. Siddons at a
dinner party. Some salad was brought
to her, which she doclinod; but the host
loudly extolled its very special merits,
and urged her just to "try it." So after
little hesitation tho groat tragedian
turned round to the footman who stood
behind her with the salad, and extend
ing both her bunds with genuine theat
rical air fa la Queen Katharine before
Henry VIII), and throwing her head
back in the true tragic stylo, exclaimed
in her deepest tones and most popular
manner: "I must oliey; then bring
mo the b-o-w-1!" The company were,
of course, deeply impressed.
A IMver In Munken Mlnver.
"Two mates of mine woro hired somo
years ago to go down to a ship on the
coast of Brazil. They found her a
full-rigged vessel, but so closely bat
tened down they couldn't do anything
with her; so they went up and got
tools, and, going down, finally pried up
the hutch-cover. It canio oil' with a
rush, and iu a moment they seemed
inclosed in a cloud of flame, and tho
next they saw they wore in a crowd of
persons that seemed to bo walking
about, moving slowly up as if they were
swimming for the surface. Ono of the
divers fainted dead away, and tho other
came near it. You seo she was a slaver,
and tho poor fellows had been locked
in and went down with her."
"But how about tho lire," asked tho
reporter.
"Oh, that was what they call phos
phorescence," replied tho diver. "As
soon as bodies decompose in tho water
they become luminous, aud when tho
hatch came off it seemed as if a blaze
of light came rushing up, and, of
course, the bodies, hundreds of them,
eamo surging out in a rush, so that in a
second they wero in tho midst of a
crowd of dead men that appeared to bo
moving upward. Yes, it wus a terrible
sight, and one of tho men never w ould
go down again; his nerves wero all
broken up."
France's t'izhtern.
It has always been thus in the history
of the country. Paris makes revolu
tions, but it is France which has to bear
tho consequences. Paris cries, "To Ber
lin !" and then skulks behind its fortifi
cation, leaving Franco to fight out tho
quarrel. To defend herself from tho
mob of tho capital, France accepts any
king, emperor, or dictator, ami fluds
herself a few years afterward engaged
iu a war dictated by Boris journalists
aud wits.
'ItlghC-Handed' Aulmals,
Right-handedness extends very far
along the animal series. Parrots hold
their food by preference iu the right
foot, and, though wo cannot speak pos
itively, wasps, beetles and spiders seem
to use the right anterior foot most com
monly. The number of old arms on hand in
the government arsenal at Washington
will aggregate 100,000 of all kinds.
They are K ing sold at prices ranging
from -j cents to $1 each.
r UwT.-nnHIST PRAYER MILLS.
being ' ,
InlfrnaKy ofihe I'onr Jlon-al In l!ie
' Arrangement orrrayrr.31iil.lii3 Ma
chinery.
The Iter. James Gilmai. in his book,
"Ann" tho .Moiil'oIs." gives the fid
lmHiin '.Viiwit of the uruver mills of
tho Buddhist Mongols:-
Minn mil 'of everv ten Mongols vol
meet will J; e ro-aiies in their hands,
and im rat.iMy repeating prayers. Tho
ellicitcv depends not on the meaning,
but fin the rendition of the prayer. It
is not, properly speaking, praying at all,
but "repeating charms. Jut mourn
repetition is a slow process, and to expo-
dito; matters a praying-wheel has been
invented, into which aro put a large
number of printed prayers, tho wheel is
turned round, and. by this simple act,
oil the prayers contained in the machine
aro supposed to lie repeated, inis is a
wonderful acceleration. 1 ho wheel is
fitted on to a handlo, which a man ran
easily hold as he walks about; and
thus it comes that men may bo met
while examining their cattle, or going
from one place to another, whirling
their prayer-wheels all the time.
In some tents there is a stand in
which is placed a largo wheel, bearing
ttlout the samo relation to tho hand
wheel as a family bible bears to apockot
bible. A thong is fixed to a crank,
tho inmates take their turn in pulling
it. If a wrongly timed pull sends the-
cylinder turning backward, according
to tho Mongol idea it makes sin in placo
of merit. In ono house I saw a wheel
placed over the fire and driven by an
upward current of hot air, after the
manner of a roasting-jack. A com
mon form of tho praying wheel
is a windmill set on a loity poio
high above the tent. W hen a strong
northwest galo springs up the machine
goes whirling round; and the poor
Mongol, as he shudders at the tempest,
in his tout below, is comforted, so far at
least, by tho thought that tho blast is
performing a lot of prayers for him.
Sitting in a tent once, I lieard behind
mo a curious clicking noise, and, look
ing round, found a praying-wheel going
by machinery. The master of the house,
being a mechanical genius, had bought
an old clock in a Chineso town, taken
out and rearranged the spring and
wheels, and mado them drive a cylinder
filled with prayers. When ho got up in
tho morning ho smply took tho key,
wound up the, clock-work, and then tho
thing mado prayers for tho whole establishment.
There are jvoplo so cross grained
that they wouldn't like thiujs if they
suited them exactly.
Cornoral I'uniahnirnt la I'rlson.
While conversing with a prison oflleial
0 few days sinco, tho question eamo up
as to which wus most subduing iu its
effects, solitary confinement and similar
methods, or the uso of tho strap, lie
claimed that tho latter was tho most
effective, and gave tho following inci
dent as illustrative of his theory : A
short timo since a burly convict, ro
ceutly received under a five years' sen
tence, informed his keeper that he de
clined to further waste his energies in
labor. Ho bad concluded to knock oil
permanently and rest during tho bal
ance of bis seutencc. As ho mado not
tho least pretense of sickness or inca
pacity as nn excuse for his conduct, ho
was ordered strapped. This appeared
to strike him satisfactorily ; ho simply
remarked that was all right; ho was
ready for tho punishment, but it would
not influence him in the stand he had
taken an iota.
It took just six strokes of tho strap
to convince him that his position on tho
labor question was illogical and unten
able. Ho begged to be released, and
declared that lie would take no further
part in tho management of the prison.
Tho gentleman thought that this sumo
treatment applied to tho degraded
species of tramps who fill our jails,
would have nn excellent effect. To fur
nish them with good food and lodging
at the expense of the county for ten or
fifteen days, ho regarded as no punish
ment whatever.
A Wonderful Ntrret.
Ex-Secretary of tho Treasury Win
dom is now in London trying to raiso
money for building an arcade under tho
wholo length of Broadway, New York.
If ho succeeds, that will bo tho most
extraordinary thoroughfare known to
tho history of cities. Tho scheme is to
make a new street under tho present
surface of Broadway, extending to tho
houses on each side, and lit by electric
lights at night and glass reflectors in
the daytime. The middlo of tho street
would hold railway trucks, not only for
city travel, but to accommodate iu-coiu-ing
trains from every part of tho coun
try. Tho traveler in San Francisco or St.
Taul would not only buy his ticket for
New York, but tho hotel on Broadway
where bo intended to stop. Freight
and baggage would be conveyed directly
to tho warehouso or be received by tho
express car which was to convey it to
any part of the country. Then traflio
of all kinds could bo carried on on both
sides of tho nreado. There would tjius
bo a double tier of stores. Provision
could bo mado for sewers, water mains,
gas pipes and heating tubes. La short,
it would become a double street and tho
value of the property quadrupled along
the routo. Engineers say tho scheme
is entirely practicable. There is busi
ness enough now on Broadway for two
thoroughfares.
HawduMt to He Made rueful.
There is good reason to believe that
sawdust will eventually lm found of
some better servico than that of chok
ing up and polluting tho waters of our
rivers. It has already been applied to
several purposes in a compressed form,
and w e now learn of a still new use to
which it has been put. An exchango
says: Pine sawdust, highly compressed,
has been successfully used to make up
centre frames of carriage wheels. It
is said to be so solid that it v ill bear a
pressure equal to twenty-three tons per
square inch. As sawdust has also been
used for partitions and bricks, its appli
cation to the production of complex
carvings and moldings does not seem to
bo far off.
DEFEAT.
rEdgar Fawcutt in Harper'.
Kuff M roam
wltliln.
Through t! of ,rll, loud with dying
DownKS of failure, whit, with human
bones,
Tast brake, of treachery, whimce tho tiger
O'er JS. of envy, where the scorpion
stung,
His eazor feet pressed onward to attain
Tho luring bourn of taut desired domum-
And there nt tat, worn fugitive of fate.
Ho clutched the mighty clarion at the gate.
A moment more, and while its proud peal
Tho tow?.- would rock, the portals would un
close But then, even then, ty wine foredoom pro
Ho dHi'iMl'deod ere hi" H" had waked one
sound I
HorHp-ltariii In India.
Racing in India is both good fun and
good sport. There aro two classes.flrst
and second class, and tiere are races
for four breeds and races where all come
together. There are Arab races, races
for English bred horses, and " Walers,"
as tho Australian horses are called.
V..liul. linruua llftVO to tfivfl Weight.
which always raises a growl, as they are
.. ... ii a. i
never reallv nt in mat bwjwj- uwnmtc.
ruees are rrenerallv the
a ii v iruvvuu wfm - ij w
best fun, as everybody one knows has
something, even n can oniy go uu
tl.run l..rra Anlurod. TllO SubaltCrll llOS
his charger, and tho competition wallah,
and stib-colloctor s uuggy uorses aroior
the nonco transformed into race "coud
ries," as tho natives call a race-horso.
And nn winner of the Uerbv ever re
ceived such attention as the old buggy-
1 1 1
horse does for alwut iwo inonuis neioro
tl.o ",...,ti,,n-",iiina off His stable is
l 11U ..... V V( . '
carefully littered, he lias a nice morning
gallop, anil is men scrapeu uowu iiiiu
his old brokon-dowu legs swathed in
. i x
clean linmiuges ami new sneewug, wiui
11m nwnnr'ii initi.'lls blllOUed tliel'eOII.
carefully pulled over his weary old
back; ana alter nroaKiasi me owner
ni.,1 Ma frinmla nil with the inevitable
straw in their months, stroll over from
the bungalow, and Mary Ann is led out
ami pnroFnllv mulched and felt nil over.
and her chnnces for tho Maiden stakes
duly discussed. Of course, tho owner
must say to Sipkins, of the 107th dash
ers, "Look out for her heels!" as if tho
dear old lady had a kick left in her.
And then the sun comes out hot and
strong, and they return to the bungalow,
tr Inmr nrnwdiiiirs. brandy and soda
"r '
and cheroots, the proud owner of Mary
Ann backing her against mo neiu an
round fur It s 100. which sho has about
aB much chance of winning for him as
tho chair he is sitting on.
One company controls tho omni-
busses of Paris, and although "monop
olios are nowhere overmuch liked, the
public, it is admitted, is fairly well
served. Improvements are not infre
quent; new lines are often mapped out.
Tho Paris vehicles are, in respect to
size, cloanliuess and cheapness of fare,
pfcrhaps as good as any in tho world.
In London the average cabby has to
contend with the privileged classes
that control the railway stations. At
the Great Eastern terminus, for exam
ple, thero are stationed 100 cabs belong
ing to ono proprietor, who pays $5,000
a year rent, iho railroad companies
defend tho "privilege" practice, on tho
ground that it enables thorn to keep
tho drivers under control. But the
drivers generally believe that they
could niako more money, and give the
public better service, if all tho stands
of the metropolis wero free from every
company.
Antl- American.
InW Ocnim.
Bismarck has not only ostracised the
revered American hog, but ho has
given orders to suppress as "pernicious
literature all pamphlets calculated to
attract immigration to this country.
AT A BAD HUE.
nriiinrlsla. toiii,k'ttrm:c('ou7if .,
thiru Throat. J """vo,
Commander J. B. Cochlan. U. S. X..
writes to us from the Navy Yard at Mare
Island, Oil. An enforced residence of two
years in Oilifornia mode me the subject of
most painful attacks of rheumatism. Con
sullat ion upon my case by eminent naval
and other surgeons failed' to afford me the
slightest relief. Dr. Hoyle recommended
to me M. ,1 neons uu, t lie nappy result or
which was my complete and wonderful
cure. asliingion(U.C.) Army ana Aavy
Begister.
President Arthur has pardoned Sergeant
Mason, who attempted to shoot Uuiteau.
Piso's Cure will cure coughs, asthma,
bronchitis and consumption. Twrnty-live
cents.
The new mausoleum on Staten Island
for the Vanderbilt family is to cost $7U,UU0.
"GOLDEN MEDICAL DISC0VEET"
Has been used with signal rucccrs In con
sumption of the lungs, consumptive night
sweats, spitting of blood, shortness of
breath, weak lungs, coughs, bronchitis,
and kindred affections of throat and chest.
Sold by druggists.
The wife of Inventor Edison is said to lie
one of the most extravagantly dressed
women in Xew York.
J. W. Thornton, of Clailiorn, Miss.,
savs: "Samaritan Xervine cured my son
of'llts."
Dujardin's Life Essence cures neuralgia
and nervous headache.
Mrs. M. J. Alston, Littleton. X. C, says:
"I recommend Brown's Iron Bitters to the
nervous and debilitated. It greatly U'lie
titeil me."
Dujardin's Life Essence is the remedy
for the overworked brain.
A rich gold strike has been made near
Washoe, Xev.
"Men must work and women w eep,
So runs the world away."
But they need not weep 'so much if the v
use Dr. Pierre's "Favorite Prescription.
which cures all the painful maladies pecu
liar to women. Sold by druggists.
Decrease hi the public .debt during Xo
vciiiIrt, 1,721,707.
Wakefulness at night is a terror. Sam
aritan Xervine cures it, and hence is a
blessing. )
hysteria,, and all nervous ufft0,t,1'
uu.nraiii si,,'hKenee noiliK..,.
"BUCHA-PAIBA Onl. k
onitoyuiK Kldiiejf and I riimry Jnuyj!l
Ai(JOD Thinii Enterprise ,l4 ,
ore good qualities In business, b,,t ,'e,ri!T
you have somethinir Hint w
coiiiN'iuioii, vim win una it un-liiii 1
to succeed. There ure iniinv n........ ,Vot
clues for colds and coughs, Huinc.f !, '
are first-class mid prolmblr d,, iii ,' 1,1
could lie expected of lbcin;'biit y,l i al
never heard of any cough mixture tlmi ?v
Ih'cii so successful in winning uH ,.'"."
public favor as "Aminen's Cnugl, Svn .
It Is having au Immense sale and evrrv '
that uses it speaks loud In it tlrJi"
Editor Pioneer, San Jose, March a
Strength fortheweary-Dujardin'.n..
Essence. wt
"ROUGH ON CORNS." lAe. Auk for It rv
plele cure, hurd or soft corns, wari buu'iou,
For a cough or cold there I no remedr
equal to Amnion's Cough fc-up. 1
Dulardln's Life Essence conquers nerr
ous (feblllity, loss of memory.
Strength to vigorously push a bush,-.
strength to study for a profession, Htreninh
to regulate a household, strength to do
day's lalsir without physical pain. I)0 v0
desire strength f If you are broken doi t
have no energy, feel as if life was bardlv
worth living, you can lie relieved and re
stored to robust health and htrcmrth br
taking Brown's Iron Bitters, a sure cun? for
dys)epsio, malaria, weakness and all dig.
eases requiring a true reliable, non-acoholio
tonic. It acts on the blood, nerve and
muscles and regulates every part of tha
system.
Tlltffll-fltn'u T.lf.i Vuuuiifi. ivli'ui l.-f .
and vital energy.
Window-glass makers are on artrikfln
Pittsburg, Pa. Wm
The huge, drastic, griping, sickening
f ills are fast being superseded by l)r
'ierce's "Purgative Pellets." Solil by
druggists.
Oakley Hall has gone to Englana to
practice law.
Dujardin's Lifo Essence makes the old
feel young again.
Be v. G. W. Oftley, Xew Bern, X. C, sayn:
"I have taken Brown's Iron Bitters, and
consider it one of the best medicines
known."
Dujardin's Life Essence is The Cheat
Fhknth Xkkve Tonic.
For throat diseases, coughs, colds, etc.,
effectual relief is found in the use of
Brown's Bronchial Troches. Price 25
cents. Sold only iu boxes.
Maktixk & Co I find your Life Essence
a nerve food of tonic and nutritive proicr
ties, uiicqualed by nny other remedy. It
gives increased vitality to the nervous sys
tem. It should be thought of in neuralgia,
defective menstruation, or any disturbance
of the nerve centres, and all forms of ner
vous debility from inebriety, opium eating,
excessive use of tobacco (have just used it
successfully in a case), and sexual excess
or nervous strain. It is sure to give great -satisfaction.
Gko. L. Hook, U. D.
pis,
flfet THE GREAT fW
Man re
Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica,
. i D..L..K. M.ftriarhA. Toothache.
BorThr.ml.HlllPl';;-"r"u''
llurno. Urn frwrt ''
1KD I.L UTIIKS WHIM !!
BoWbjDrUul.u.a,ll.l.r..i"7lM. flflj CIU. Dull
TIIE 411 HI KS A. VWiKl.rit ro .
HOW
Asnn invigorunt.
Hosteller's Stuin
,iich Hitters has re
ceived the most
iinsitive indorse-
mi nt from eminent
liliVKii-iuns ami nn
(inuiKrupiedufnr
niosl r" ' ' '.S"C'
Htawl 1
n,nrl il'H u. lt A
torntiveoMisonler
ed conditions el
the stomach, liver
and bowels, anil a
prcventlvcof mnln
rial discuses nic no
less renowned.
For mile by Dmif
trlsts and Dealers,
to whom apply for
Ilostetter's Alma
nac for 18S4.
a-
UMFAILINO
HFALMBI.B
IM CCKINO
Epileptic Fib,
Spatms, Falling
Sickness, Convul
sions, St. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism,
Opium Eating;
Scrofula, and all
.Nervous and Blood Diseases.
t2T"To Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men,
Merchants, Bankers, Lad"ies and all whose
sedentary employment causes Nervous Pros
tration, Irregularities of the blood, stomach,
bowels or Kidneys, or who require a Berva
tnnle.inDetizeror stimulant. Samaritan nv
ine is tuvaiuauie.
tThousandslTUF
proclaim tt the most k'"Y
woimertul iuvigor
ant that evers ustain
ed a tiuklng system.
r3?-1.50iierbottle.
fheDR. 9. A. RICHMOND
fCOKQUERtXI
MEDICKLCO.,SolePro-
.!. C lA.anh Ha 1
1 ioiu dj an ifrBimiBu
Tor tiinonml!i ami circaim' rnd rt "V
BLMMiXOS CO., igiuts, baa f'j:
THE DINGEE &lT6NAnOC0
Ja Net
6PLENDID POT PLANTS, specially pre
pared for Immediate Bloom. Deliver
safely by mail iHt)iiUiJ nitflic.Si
did vmrtitu your choice, U ubelul. f -r $ I j
frr2: 19fnr3t Z3f 4t 33rS5: 75
SI0l00f"rSI3. WE CIVE a Hinds'-'
Present of choice mtdyfiuable ROSES
vulicTcrTorJ.T. OurKEWCUIDE.aca
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