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About The Eugene City guard. (Eugene City, Or.) 1870-1899 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 6, 1882)
1 Cue for Manly.
One of Dolroit'i millionaires was
walking homeward one day when lie
encountered a lame man with a greasy
paper in hi hand. As the came to a
halt the lame man said:
"Will you do me a favor to read this
"Can't do it left my glasses at
home," was the roply
"Then I will state the contents to
"No uso, no una. I'm so (loaf that I
couldn't catch more than one word out
"I'm a poor man with a wooden log,
"Yes, I see, I sue. Lots of poor men
have no wooden legs. You are lucky,
nir, and I congratulate you. Hunt
hare coot you $50, and I presume it is
a nice leg."
"If you had any old clothes."
"Yes but I haven't"
'Or old boots."
"I'm wearing roy old boots, you see,
You are just six months too early to
"I harn't had a meal since yester
day." "Nor I either. .We are cleaning
house, and for three days I've had to
eat a cold lunch off the piano."
"Then you couldn't spare a nicklef
"How can II Ain't I walking homo
"because I haven't money to ride on the
"Is that so! Then we are both hard
4lOf course we are."
"And, being you are the worst oflf,
here is a cold sassage I got at the houso
below, and here is a nickle to rido on
the car. . I tell you, sir, us poor folks
has got to have more pity for the rich,
and do better by 'cm, or we'll all go to
tho poor house!"
Under the Clrcnmslancrs.
A citizen who yestarday received a
telegram to meet a friend from the
western part of the State at the depot
was there on time, and after the greot
: ing said to him:
"Now we will get on tho car and go
rigilfe up IU vua nuu.n'.
"But you are not keeping house?"
"No; I'm boarding at the same old
"Then I can't go."
fWf Wlmt'i .hn trnnlilnl"
Ll --- 1. it. I
"No; under the circumstances, I
; should not like to oat dinner with
"Well, Trover's present wife usod to
be my wife. wo man t exactly agree,
and she cot a divorce, and came down
here and married him."
"Why, that's nothing. Such a trifle
as that wouldn't stop me."
"Yes, I know; but I'd rather not go.
I've applied for a divorce from the
wife I married after this one left mo,
and she's in town, too; and if I should
meet tho pair up thore I don't believe
I could eat a half a meal really I
couldn't." Detroit Free Press.
Maine on the Shelf.
Mr. Blaine will not speak in Penn
sylvania, nor will he speak in any
other State this year on political issues,
and whyt The answer must be abvious
to evory intelligent observer of politi
cal events. Jfe can't spenk in New
York, because he would there be com
pollod te advocate the cause of Arthur-
Couklins and John Kelly, Ho can't
speak in Pennsylvania, because hore he
must advocate tho Cameron machine
which has twice betrayed Blaine and
the overwhelming sentiment of the
party in tho State, in National Conven
tions, lie can't speak in Virginia, bo
cause he would there be compelled to
advocate tho betrayal of the llepubli
cans to the naked rascality of Repudia
tion, and ho can't spool; in South Car
olina or Mississippi, because ho would
there bo compelled to champion the
Greenback causo he 1ms just throttled
and overthrown in Maine.
Coast Mail: AHcit Iiolcher, who
restJps ou Winiliestpr bay, at the
mouth of the Umpqua river, mot with
a tlung.-rous acoiJunt soruot!iinB luore
than a work ago. Ho waa killing the
oals that roMxxl his gill wis set for
aalinon in the buy, and in moving tho
gun in the boat tho piece was discharge
ed, sending a bullet through his hand,
shattering the shoulder joint and lodg
ing against the shoulderblado, Tho
physician summoned pronounced the
wound dangerous, but there are now
hopes of his recovery.
Every roan is fond of striking the
nail on the head; but when ho happens
to hit his finger nail, his enthusiasm
becomes wild and incoherent.
He that is not aware of his own
ignorance will only be misled by his
Hot nights in Leadville folks are
froquontly covered with nothing but a
The Sprajjun mansion in Canonchet
has been bought by Frank D. Moulton,
Speaker Keifer thinks that the tern
perance question will never become a
Love is liko tho moon, when it docs
increase it decreases. jx. it de
. 1 TV ti I
creases when you are cn the last
Cleveland Sept 22. Mrs. Lucretia
Garfield to-day bought for ((50,000 cash
the Ralph Worthington residence on
Francocis Jacques, a French Cana
dian who settled on Pudding river in
Marion county in 1827, died recently
at an ago of 107 years.
There are 252 lawyers in tho Forty-
seventh Congress and only thirteen edi
tors and one clergyman. No wonder
things go wrong.
Creedmore, Sept 26. In the compe
tition between tho English and Ameri
can teams for tho gold medal, Dolan,
of tho American team, won.
The lending Nrlcntitt oftu tny
Kre that tnoHtdiiieaxes nre caused liy di.'ordiired
kidneys ur l.ivcr. If. therefore the Kidneys
and liver are kept in iierfuut order, perfect
health will be the rem i It, This truth has only
been known a short time and for Venn nenide
offered (Trent atfony without lieinjr able to Hud
relief. The discovery of Warner's Safe Kidney
and Liver Cure marks a new era in the treat
ment of these troubles. Made from a simple
tropical lout ot rare valuo. it contains just the
elements necessary to nourish and invigorate
both of these ureiit organs, anil safely restore
ml keep them in order. It is a I'OSITI VK
Itemed J' for all the diseases that cause pains
in the lower part of the body for Torpid Liver
Headaches Jiiunitice Dimness Uravul
Fever, Airue Malarial Fever, and all diUieul-
ties of the Kidneys, Liver and Urinary Organs.
It is an excellent and safe remedy for females
during 1'reL'nancy. It will control Menstrua-
ation and is invaluable for Leucorrhoea or Fall
ing of the Womb.
As a Blood l'lmfier it is mienualed. for it
cures the organs that MARKS the blood.
This remedy which lias done such wonders,
is put up in the LAlitiKST SIZED BOTTLE
of any medicine upon the market, mid is sold
by Druggists and all dealers at J1 25 per hot
tlo. For Diabetes, enquire for WAKNEK'S
SAFE DIABETES CUHK. It is a l'llSI-
T1VE Remedy II. II. H AKNKK A' Co,
KoeiifMit-r, i. l.
This clccint dretsinff
Is preferred by lliojs
fieitcrcj Cis Vcutlikl Color to Crey or Failed Nalr
ratkers I:.i:r r.uura fmeW perfumed and is
warranted tn nrcert Svilinj rftlieh.iir and to re-
m.ivci:.ir. n;,iiu.,lixhi;ijr, Jlucox Co , N.Y.
I1.. 1 iri, dMltrl In diA! Mid rJIHBi.
A 8ii"trb!:v3 and Sirngtli r.jttorar,
fverwork. rr ainoilier run '" ly fam lyor liouio
hoM Jutiei try l'AKKUit' ( i(.lh T'Nic.
If you nro lamxr, nvniuer cr luini man Of
naiHt d by mrntal f train or n.i voin emn, do not take
intniicatwu iiinni!antJ,bu: utc 1'ai kr' liiiiger ionic
Ifvnuhavt 'onnr rtion, Ivpe.ia, Kheiima
lam, Kidnf y ComrSintt, or any dinoi der of the lun gt,
stomach, bowels llootl "r nervM pAaxas's GiNGia
Tonic i.I cur ycu. 1 1 iilw Crutnt Blood Pirriher
Aad (In Ccst ar.d jr;ii OcqIi Can Ever Uud.
If von are wavtinir away fiomrire, diuipation or
any die.n or wcaL nrss an i nm e a aiimulant take
, Gimci I dmc nt in e i kwiilirricoraie and build
you up from tlie ti dci'e bi.l will nevtr intoxical.
. It hat l.wcd hunj.n'i of lives; it may save yours,
CAUTION t-n.ra 'l iilli.ui. railn'inintw ToaW h
. CMnpowd nt III. twit rti..t..l .fttnu In 111. w.rU. ajul ItwUNly
eilK'trut Imvt rr.rttlioii..r t;"rr loaJ. Sid fwclfMlaitS
CHEAT SAVING CUYI.Vd COLLAR S1ZS.
Itl nrh Stid lacunar fr.ierancfl has marl thia
d(lilthifulnrrlutneecnlinly popular. Thare
is sothlun like It. I nun upon havuit FLoaas.
ton Cutuuis and look for tijnatura of
a rmj VW Any Srantil r AmIw a Mrtem
tu Mpir r. t t c.nt iim.
LAKuC SAVINl Bl'VINJ tie, SOT.
F. M WILKINS
Practical Druggist &Chemistf
TOILET ARTICLES, ETC.
rifiicin'i Prticriptlon Ctmpoaodcd.
tAv3I article, on ae.
Lfx'Jv H fN'-OT"""' e' its superior
Wvftv'-- i : '!'0!''5fc'w",lin" p"r'ly'
Vft ec"t0'n waterials
i; ?Cly onV l''t sre beneficial
vv .Wx.'.-,'Jr lo the scalp and hair
j 1 UK LlBt&sT AND OMIT t'OKI'LETF.
IIOISB OSf THE
I m . . w
i"0 & TT-TTT5 fir V'K'T siotch to miuiu bickabd
j X. J.1LjLAlXrL4j.tj WvV JaMlM-A n SOOTCH TYPE FOUNDERS,
205 & 207 Lciuecdoif , and
IJ M.HOL STREET.
! T7 U9 en Lana tho tvrovt PiotU
K.!k Coar.t, tototit-r wits a coaipieio Llccii
can fciinuu at a monwnva na-.ii nyicui
Cj'ii3r Press. We fcav a vary lor
Fsesroa of nil maue ana auoa. w ar uie adnata lor, nod Unep In atoslc, CasiptU
Cylinder Press, CotlreU Babroek ditto, also Pearloai, CUf.psr, JowmI, Qorden and
V.'ashlnrton Jobbnrs, W.ihln(rton nana Prnssea, tunr Uulai Eteam Eurlncs (lust
foe tbinc for prlntara), Tuork WaUr Motors, Oom Paper Cuttora and a tuU Una mt
Sanbora'i uookbinacira' Macunary. oar ridautp Roitar Con position and Poorlaaa
Printing Inks ara consldorad tho best la use. Hava you aaed oar Perfection plateet
Tbey nave editorial work aad composition, and taarefora aave aoaep. lead for our
BEHEBBEB-Ro Iloase en IhU Coast eaa cempcte with la Quality ef Ceo4s.
p IIOCEH1ES-I shall keep on a full of
GROCEBIES & PR0V1SI0VS
And Invite the tention of housekeepers.
HAYS & LUGKEY,
HAVING BOUGHT OUT THE STOCK
of Ellsworth A Co,, we will continue
lie business at the old stand on Willamette
reet, offering increased inducements to cus
Attention carefully given tojgj
Phytiriofli rruenptiom k Family Recipes
Ia the Circuit Court of the State of Oregoo
lor the Uounty ot Lane.
G. W. Vaughn, riaiatiff,
law to re
ey. L, O. Smith, W H. Wheclor,
M. J. Wheeler, W. 11.
Towusin and G. M. Cunper,
To G M Cooper and W II Townsin, the
above named uuen(lant!i:
N T4tU NAME OF THE STATE OF
Oregou: You are hereby snintnoneil to
appear in sain Court and answer the com-
ilaint of the the 1 Inintilf hleil therein, on or
cfore the next term of said Court in said
Lftiie county, to-wit. Kovember 6th, 18S'
that being the tirst day of the term follow-
ng the tune prescribed in Urn order for pub
lication of tins summons, or jiiduincnt will
lie taken against you for tho sum of eighty
livn dnllurs, and fur costs aud tlisburaeiueuta
It is ordered that service of summons be
made on you by publication in the Eugene
City Guard, for six consecutive weeks.
Dated, September 5. I8S2.
GEOKGK 11, DOIUUS, Pl'ff.'s Attorney.
TAKES PLEASURE IX ANXOUXC
iiitf to the public that he has nnnel a
TiiiHliop in the old stand adjoinim; Itettnmn'a
comer where he will sell at the lowest cash
And house furnishing goods in my line gen
erally. Call and price my goods, and I will fruar
e satiafactinn.a V. McKAKf.ANl).
BE MOT DECEIVED
Uy Piasters clalmin? to be nn
improvement on ALLCOCK'S
ALLCOCK'S is the original
and only genuine Porous !
riastcr; all so-called Porous
Plasters are imitations. Be
ware of them,
See that you get an
which we guarantee has
effected more and quicker
cures than any other exter
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
EIGEE MARBLE WORKS!
Eugene City, Oregon.
Monuments & Marble Work
or itsrt PBcsirnox,
Furnished at the Lowest Market Rates, aad of
the Finest Marble. Give tta a call and examine
our work. Miop on Willamette, one dour
south of the G I'asj) office.
GUS H1CKETHIER, Props.1
T1TE HUMID Y AAD rtl.VTUU' WisTX
fit lilt' COAST.
529 Crcincrcial Streets,
6'.i FRANCISCO, CAL.
t AowvIpm rntv TV!s r tiept an
vl M:a flJitd t Bcotea lys, and
la w Irlntara' lino from a bodkin ts a
rtoete of Kr ana Ecc-rniJ.bfl.iia Filat.nc
A SURE CURE GUARANTEED
TVR. E. C. WEST'S NERVE AND BRAIN
J treatment, a sjiecifio for Hysteria, 1 izzi
ness, Convulsions, fiervous Heatfavhe, Mental
Depression, Loss of Memory, Stieniiatorhoea,
ImiHitency. Involuntary emissions, premature
eld ajte, caused by overexertion, self-abuae or
over indulgence, which leads to misery, decay
and death. One box will cure recent casea
Each box contains one month's treatment: one
dollar a box, or six boxes for five dollars; sent
by mail prepaid on receipt of price. We guar
antee six boxes to cure anv case. With each
onlcr received by us for six boxes, accompanied
with five dollars, we will send the purchaser our
written guarantee to return the money if the
treatment tloes not ettect a cure. Uuarantees is
sued only by WOODWARD CLARKE & CO.
Wholesale & Retail DrutrKists. Portland. Or,
Orders by mail at regular prices. fllyL 'i
C(M AfiD SEE
R. G. CALLISON
Next door to S. II. Friendly, and get your
BOOKS, STATIONERY ANDGRO
lie ts always on hand ready and watting to
accommodate his Customers with ALL kinds
of food for
MIND AND BODY,
And can furniah a .SMOKE to those desiring a
A GOOD CIGAR, OR TOBACCO
To tlioso wno uso '.lie narcotic plant
CHEAP for CASH
Corals neu rered to any part of the city free
charge. it U. UAUJ.1MOA
Geo. W. Kinsey,
JUSTICE CF THE PEACE.
Ileal entite for sale Town lots and firms.
Collections promptly attended to.
Mesidknc k, corner Eleventh and High SU.,
h tigtiie City, Oregon
House Furnishing Goods Generally
Wells Driven Promptly
Eugene Cltv. Oregon.
CJ AN JUAN LIMB for sale by
nt T. O. HENDRICKS.
Formerly owned by Titus.
HAVING PURCHASED THIS WELL
known stable, I respectfully request a
continuance oi tne puouc a patronage. 1 in
tend to thoroughly refit and re-stock the sta
ble. If you want a
He sure and give the Fashion Stable a calL
Horses Boarded at Reasonable Rates.
This Stable is first-class in every respect, and
competent and obliging hostlers are on
hand ready to serve the pulic a
Give us a Trial!
Stable, one door south of St Charles Hotel.
D. R. LAKIN.
b. f. ooeeis,
"VTOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
AA the undersigned, administrator of the
etat of Wm Irorv, has filed his account for
final settlement: and that Monday, Novem
ber 6, KSS'.', baa been fixed by the court fi the
hearini; of objections to such final account and
the settlement thereof.
Dated September 9, 1S82.
W. K. DRl'RV, Administrator.
ClO S Wasbbikm, Attorney.
Boot & Shoe Store
will hereafter keep a complete stonjs
L.IE K', Jllbtjt'
KIlpperM, whlu and black,
French kid Slioce.
MENS & BOYS
BOOTS & SHOES
And in fact everything in the BOOT and
. .II t. A 1 A- .1 .. ..
line, to wnicn i hiujim to uevuie m
especial atteutluu. ol X uwun
ARE FIRST GLASS
And guaranteed aa represented, and will be
sold for the lowest prices that a good article
can be atTonled.
A. Ill NT.
To Wham it Slay Concern.
T HEREBY GIVE NOTICE THAT I AM
X the sole owner of the I'ateilt Itl(lit
for Sinking and Driving Wells in Lane county,
State of Oregon, and that said Right is pro
tected by letters raiem issueu oy tne u. a.
Uovernmsut to Nelson W. Greeu, of Court
land County, State of New York. All persons
who have Driven Wells, or had them driven,
without my tieruiissiun, since the 21st day of
February, 1673, are liable to prosecution for
infringement of said Right and are hereby no
tified to come forward and adjust the same,
All infringemeute in the future will b yroa
I am prepared to drive Wells or will gran
permission to oiners on appucauun.
Chas. M. Horn,
DEALER IN GUNS, RIFLES,
TSsSjl'iahinjr Tackles anl umtcrials.
JJVi Retiairing tlone in the neatest style
jml warranted. Sewin; machines,
Safes, Locks, etc, repaired
Guns loaned and amrruniion furnished.
Shop on Willamette st, opposite Astor Ilousa
hi and Stationer! StorE.-
IOST OFFICE BUILDING, FUGENE
City. I have on hand and am constantly
receiving an assortment of tne Xiext hchool an
Miscellaneous Ilrks, Stationery, Blank Bo ok
forttolios, l.anls, Wallets, JJlanka, 1 ortmor
ette C, A. S. rA A JJSHKUA.
?OR 11 (JEN A VISTA STONE WARE go
.1to T. G. HENDRICKS
LIFE OF TRADI
l TIL.1. JJU W VKK. CliliAriiH than any
T otiier Imp in town.
HORSES f HOD FOR 2 CilSH,
With new material, all round. Resetting old
OjlA warrnntcd to give satisfstttion.
Shop cn the Comer of 8tb and
For Inuie H.tck, Sidii or Chest use Khilohs
Pomus l'lustcr, I'l-iin 20 nts. (Jabunvt Co,u-ts
TOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT
ll the nmlereigned hat been duly apointed
11 tllA I'mtnln J'i.i.h. nf T f.... ... I -
administrator of the estate of Samuel II Nwt
deceased, and all persons having claims against
said estate are reiiuested to present the same
n me wun tne proper voucliers at tlie law
office of Geo S Washburne, in Eugene City,
Oregon, within six months from this data.
F. M. JACKSON, AdniinirV.T,3r.
GEO. S. WASHBURNE, Attorner.
Dated September 23, 188i
ONE OF THE OLDEST ArD HOST R ELI ABU
HEMCDIIS lii THE WORLD TOR
THE CURE OF
Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness,
Core Throat, Bronchitis,
Every affection of the
THROAT, LUNGS AND CHEST,
A WEIL-XN0WN PHYSICIAN WRITESi
" It do:, not dry up a couch, aad lean the cause
lehinj, as ia the case with most preparations, but
loosens it, cleanses the lunji and allays irritation,
tints mnoTin; the cause of compbinL"
IX) NOT T.E PECT.ITKD by articles beas.
b j similu- names. Ec sure you get
Dr.. WCTAR'J BALSAM OF WILD CKERRT,
uh the sinatura of I. DLTTS - on the wrapper.
M Cents and 1.00 a liouie,
rrr?aml by !ITII V. FOWLE & SON'S, Boa
4 (jRICCLTl 'R i T. lt pt vxrrvra
xJL ail kinds at inside figure bv
t. U. miDRICKS.
OSBTJRN" 6s CO
NEWDRUfj STORE 'fix wKf'
eete, btrset near Ninth, 1LUi
PATENT MiCBICIKis, ftc
Brandies. Winei and Uquoif
.'F ALL KINDS.
In fact, we bave tl bHt assortmiat ef ani 1
FIR8T CLASS DEl'(, JTORE.
We Tant all oar drags, for tk.v are ,
Frevh. rarticukratU.i.b ifitfk
Stock of "I
Perfumerw aiiu Toilet Articlet,
s we Lave bought
. OUR GOODS FOR CASH '
We can compete with any esteblUUeBti, .
gene City in price and accommodati,.
liny your goods where yon can get
the best and cheapest -
PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY FILI A
At all hours of the day , nijht.
Id the Cirrnit Court of tie ?a t ft,,...
tor the Vcvtv of U. Wl
Clara M. i'jfr anil Si',iud Basr, lier)
hilsliiiud, J'iaintifi. i
Thomas MnlholhiiiJ, Edward Mulliol.
Jinn!, IL M. Miilhollitiid. Cath-riu.
Aiillu i t., Matitry A. Tuylor, Edward '
j. j nc-i.e, wames l.oi ke, Minuii
(name unknown), Elizabeth Tull.ie,
Nnncy Spry, Beaiamin Spry, Cath
erine Spry, Wm. K. Mulholiandand
Martlia .1. Mulholtand. Defendants
To Thomas Mulhulland. Nanrv A
Edward T. I,orke James Loe'te, Miuk
(name miUnown), Elizabeth Ttilloc, jiitn
pr.v, Benjamin Spry, Cathtrine f ry, Wv
K. Mulholland, non-resideut Defendants:
TK TIIK NAME OF THE STATE OF
.7. Oregon: on and each of y.-n ara Imlr
retiired to be and aj:.far in suid court arjiluv
swer the comjilaiut oi the plaintifTi.nnv oiilt
on the fiit day of the next term of said emit
to-wit: the tit li day i( Novimber, lf82, wkics
shall be sit werhs after the first publicatisa f
this stiniinony. Aud if "il f:ti to stiprar mj
itnswfr.jiidmetit will be taken for want tW
of, i'.im! the plaintiffs will apply tn the enrt
for the ivlicf flematided iu the said cimtdaintr
to wit: tho pnrti.iou or sale of the I'onatioa
Inn. I claim ot Edward Mnlhollandsad Martha
Mulholland, his wife, bein Notificatinn '.
0,.":;!), claim No. fiT, Bring parts of Sertiom O
and 111. in T. 18 S.. R. 2 W., and claim So.
II, btintf parts of Sections 3 and 4, T, 1J
S., R. 2 W., coiitninintr 319 acrra, in Lnr
cmnty, Orciron; and for costs and rlit)iiri
niuiiU, and such further relief as the court my
This summons is published by order of Hun.
John Burnett, of the 2d Judiciil Listrict of
Dated, March 13, 1882.
JOSHUA J. WALTON", Atfy fr PI'ffa,
If you wUh to lay your goods cheap, you Bust
jro to the ttoro of
Tho keen one of the larrcst stocks f
Outside of I'oi tland, and they d! gncHt ef f
or than it can be bought anywhere in the Mil
vroTicB is i!i:i;n-v civkxthat
i.1 C.vrt'.ia .Via Mrtr'rbntrt s . ii.iiiitratiix
f th.i e; t;it.e of .lol.nntUn MrKurlsnd,
ceased, has tiled her account for final srttis
tnent. of said estate, and Monday, Novtmbtr
6th, 1882, has been set for hesrintf the am.
CYNTHIA ANN McFAKLAXD:
O. B. DoliltlM, Attorney.
By buying at dealert pricet. We will
ell you any article for family or per
aonaluBe, in any quantity at Wholesale
Price. Whatever you want, tend i for
our catalogue ( free) and you will "
it there. We carry in stock the Urgeit
Variety of goods in the United States.
ttj ft aag Wabash Avenue, Chicap.
Tna innt nnmlr nd frairrant PerfumM
A lit s rii? cti a rL'' -. Knld bf
Osburn k Co.. druwtiste, Eugene City, Oreoa
A BELLI! -HAf-OX-I am Onf
i agent for this xlebrated !,nICI
Is the Cheapest, mostSimpl
! and most Duraile Fruit
Every Farmer Should Hare One
For particulars and eanpleafof drisd if
I. F. YOCUM,
a22m Afsnt lor Laos