1 Cue for Manly. One of Dolroit'i millionaires was walking homeward one day when lie encountered a lame man with a greasy paper in hi hand. As the came to a halt the lame man said: "Will you do me a favor to read this paperf "Can't do it left my glasses at home," was the roply "Then I will state the contents to you." "No uso, no una. I'm so (loaf that I couldn't catch more than one word out cf three." "I'm a poor man with a wooden log, sir." "Yes, I see, I sue. Lots of poor men have no wooden legs. You are lucky, nir, and I congratulate you. Hunt hare coot you $50, and I presume it is a nice leg." "If you had any old clothes." "Yes but I haven't" 'Or old boots." "I'm wearing roy old boots, you see, You are just six months too early to get 'em." "I harn't had a meal since yester day." "Nor I either. .We are cleaning house, and for three days I've had to eat a cold lunch off the piano." "Then you couldn't spare a nicklef "How can II Ain't I walking homo "because I haven't money to ride on the cart" "Is that so! Then we are both hard up." 4lOf course we are." "And, being you are the worst oflf, here is a cold sassage I got at the houso below, and here is a nickle to rido on the car. . I tell you, sir, us poor folks has got to have more pity for the rich, and do better by 'cm, or we'll all go to tho poor house!" Under the Clrcnmslancrs. A citizen who yestarday received a telegram to meet a friend from the western part of the State at the depot was there on time, and after the greot : ing said to him: "Now we will get on tho car and go rigilfe up IU vua nuu.n'. "But you are not keeping house?" "No; I'm boarding at the same old place." "Then I can't go." fWf Wlmt'i .hn trnnlilnl" Ll --- 1. it. I "No; under the circumstances, I ; should not like to oat dinner with . you" "What circumstancosr "Well, Trover's present wife usod to be my wife. wo man t exactly agree, and she cot a divorce, and came down here and married him." "Why, that's nothing. Such a trifle as that wouldn't stop me." "Yes, I know; but I'd rather not go. I've applied for a divorce from the wife I married after this one left mo, and she's in town, too; and if I should meet tho pair up thore I don't believe I could eat a half a meal really I couldn't." Detroit Free Press. Maine on the Shelf. Mr. Blaine will not speak in Penn sylvania, nor will he speak in any other State this year on political issues, and whyt The answer must be abvious to evory intelligent observer of politi cal events. Jfe can't spenk in New York, because he would there be com pollod te advocate the cause of Arthur- Couklins and John Kelly, Ho can't speak in Pennsylvania, because hore he must advocate tho Cameron machine which has twice betrayed Blaine and the overwhelming sentiment of the party in tho State, in National Conven tions, lie can't speak in Virginia, bo cause he would there be compelled to advocate tho betrayal of the llepubli cans to the naked rascality of Repudia tion, and ho can't spool; in South Car olina or Mississippi, because ho would there bo compelled to champion the Greenback causo he 1ms just throttled and overthrown in Maine. Coast Mail: AHcit Iiolcher, who restJps ou Winiliestpr bay, at the mouth of the Umpqua river, mot with a tlung.-rous acoiJunt soruot!iinB luore than a work ago. Ho waa killing the oals that roMxxl his gill wis set for aalinon in the buy, and in moving tho gun in the boat tho piece was discharge ed, sending a bullet through his hand, shattering the shoulder joint and lodg ing against the shoulderblado, Tho physician summoned pronounced the wound dangerous, but there are now hopes of his recovery. Every roan is fond of striking the nail on the head; but when ho happens to hit his finger nail, his enthusiasm becomes wild and incoherent. Brevities. He that is not aware of his own ignorance will only be misled by his knowledge. Hot nights in Leadville folks are froquontly covered with nothing but a revolver. The Sprajjun mansion in Canonchet has been bought by Frank D. Moulton, for $02,250. Speaker Keifer thinks that the tern perance question will never become a national issue. Love is liko tho moon, when it docs increase it decreases. jx. it de . 1 TV ti I creases when you are cn the last quarter. Cleveland Sept 22. Mrs. Lucretia Garfield to-day bought for ((50,000 cash the Ralph Worthington residence on Prospect Btreet Francocis Jacques, a French Cana dian who settled on Pudding river in Marion county in 1827, died recently at an ago of 107 years. There are 252 lawyers in tho Forty- seventh Congress and only thirteen edi tors and one clergyman. No wonder things go wrong. Creedmore, Sept 26. In the compe tition between tho English and Ameri can teams for tho gold medal, Dolan, of tho American team, won. wsm The lending Nrlcntitt oftu tny Kre that tnoHtdiiieaxes nre caused liy di.'ordiired kidneys ur l.ivcr. If. therefore the Kidneys and liver are kept in iierfuut order, perfect health will be the rem i It, This truth has only been known a short time and for Venn nenide offered (Trent atfony without lieinjr able to Hud relief. The discovery of Warner's Safe Kidney and Liver Cure marks a new era in the treat ment of these troubles. Made from a simple tropical lout ot rare valuo. it contains just the elements necessary to nourish and invigorate both of these ureiit organs, anil safely restore ml keep them in order. It is a I'OSITI VK Itemed J' for all the diseases that cause pains in the lower part of the body for Torpid Liver Headaches Jiiunitice Dimness Uravul Fever, Airue Malarial Fever, and all diUieul- ties of the Kidneys, Liver and Urinary Organs. It is an excellent and safe remedy for females during 1'reL'nancy. It will control Menstrua- ation and is invaluable for Leucorrhoea or Fall ing of the Womb. As a Blood l'lmfier it is mienualed. for it cures the organs that MARKS the blood. This remedy which lias done such wonders, is put up in the LAlitiKST SIZED BOTTLE of any medicine upon the market, mid is sold by Druggists and all dealers at J1 25 per hot tlo. For Diabetes, enquire for WAKNEK'S SAFE DIABETES CUHK. It is a l'llSI- T1VE Remedy II. II. H AKNKK A' Co, KoeiifMit-r, i. l. HAIE BALSAM. This clccint dretsinff Is preferred by lliojs andalwnvt fieitcrcj Cis Vcutlikl Color to Crey or Failed Nalr ratkers I:.i:r r.uura fmeW perfumed and is warranted tn nrcert Svilinj rftlieh.iir and to re- m.ivci:.ir. n;,iiu.,lixhi;ijr, Jlucox Co , N.Y. I1.. 1 iri, dMltrl In diA! Mid rJIHBi. hml ml A 8ii"trb!:v3 and Sirngtli r.jttorar, fverwork. rr ainoilier run '" ly fam lyor liouio hoM Jutiei try l'AKKUit' ( i(.lh T'Nic. If you nro lamxr, nvniuer cr luini man Of naiHt d by mrntal f train or n.i voin emn, do not take intniicatwu iiinni!antJ,bu: utc 1'ai kr' liiiiger ionic Ifvnuhavt 'onnr rtion, Ivpe.ia, Kheiima lam, Kidnf y ComrSintt, or any dinoi der of the lun gt, stomach, bowels llootl "r nervM pAaxas's GiNGia Tonic i.I cur ycu. 1 1 iilw Crutnt Blood Pirriher Aad (In Ccst ar.d jr;ii OcqIi Can Ever Uud. If von are wavtinir away fiomrire, diuipation or any die.n or wcaL nrss an i nm e a aiimulant take , Gimci I dmc nt in e i kwiilirricoraie and build you up from tlie ti dci'e bi.l will nevtr intoxical. . It hat l.wcd hunj.n'i of lives; it may save yours, CAUTION t-n.ra 'l iilli.ui. railn'inintw ToaW h . CMnpowd nt III. twit rti..t..l .fttnu In 111. w.rU. ajul ItwUNly eilK'trut Imvt rr.rttlioii..r t;"rr loaJ. Sid fwclfMlaitS CHEAT SAVING CUYI.Vd COLLAR S1ZS. mmmmm Itl nrh Stid lacunar fr.ierancfl has marl thia d(lilthifulnrrlutneecnlinly popular. Thare is sothlun like It. I nun upon havuit FLoaas. ton Cutuuis and look for tijnatura of a rmj VW Any Srantil r AmIw a Mrtem tu Mpir r. t t c.nt iim. LAKuC SAVINl Bl'VINJ tie, SOT. F. M WILKINS Practical Druggist &Chemistf DRtTGS, MEDICINES, BRUSHES, PAINTS, GLASS, OILS, LEAD TOILET ARTICLES, ETC. rifiicin'i Prticriptlon Ctmpoaodcd. mSm mm tAv3I article, on ae. Lfx'Jv H fN'-OT"""' e' its superior Wvftv'-- i : '!'0!''5fc'w",lin" p"r'ly' Vft ec"t0'n waterials i; ?Cly onV l''t sre beneficial vv .Wx.'.-,'Jr lo the scalp and hair j 1 UK LlBt&sT AND OMIT t'OKI'LETF. IIOISB OSf THE I m . . w i"0 & TT-TTT5 fir V'K'T siotch to miuiu bickabd j X. J.1LjLAlXrL4j.tj WvV JaMlM-A n SOOTCH TYPE FOUNDERS, 205 & 207 Lciuecdoif , and IJ M.HOL STREET. ! T7 U9 en Lana tho tvrovt PiotU K.!k Coar.t, tototit-r wits a coaipieio Llccii can fciinuu at a monwnva na-.ii nyicui Cj'ii3r Press. We fcav a vary lor Fsesroa of nil maue ana auoa. w ar uie adnata lor, nod Unep In atoslc, CasiptU Cylinder Press, CotlreU Babroek ditto, also Pearloai, CUf.psr, JowmI, Qorden and V.'ashlnrton Jobbnrs, W.ihln(rton nana Prnssea, tunr Uulai Eteam Eurlncs (lust foe tbinc for prlntara), Tuork WaUr Motors, Oom Paper Cuttora and a tuU Una mt Sanbora'i uookbinacira' Macunary. oar ridautp Roitar Con position and Poorlaaa Printing Inks ara consldorad tho best la use. Hava you aaed oar Perfection plateet Tbey nave editorial work aad composition, and taarefora aave aoaep. lead for our Catalogue. BEHEBBEB-Ro Iloase en IhU Coast eaa cempcte with la Quality ef Ceo4s. p IIOCEH1ES-I shall keep on a full of GROCEBIES & PR0V1SI0VS And Invite the tention of housekeepers. HAYS & LUGKEY, SEALERS IN Drugs, Medicines. Perfumery, Paints,l Class, &c. HAVING BOUGHT OUT THE STOCK of Ellsworth A Co,, we will continue lie business at the old stand on Willamette reet, offering increased inducements to cus tomers. Attention carefully given tojgj Phytiriofli rruenptiom k Family Recipes Summons. Ia the Circuit Court of the State of Oregoo lor the Uounty ot Lane. G. W. Vaughn, riaiatiff, va Action at law to re cover mon ey. L, O. Smith, W H. Wheclor, M. J. Wheeler, W. 11. Towusin and G. M. Cunper, Defemlants. To G M Cooper and W II Townsin, the above named uuen(lant!i: 1 N T4tU NAME OF THE STATE OF Oregou: You are hereby snintnoneil to appear in sain Court and answer the com- ilaint of the the 1 Inintilf hleil therein, on or cfore the next term of said Court in said Lftiie county, to-wit. Kovember 6th, 18S' that being the tirst day of the term follow- ng the tune prescribed in Urn order for pub lication of tins summons, or jiiduincnt will lie taken against you for tho sum of eighty livn dnllurs, and fur costs aud tlisburaeiueuta of action. It is ordered that service of summons be made on you by publication in the Eugene City Guard, for six consecutive weeks. Dated, September 5. I8S2. GEOKGK 11, DOIUUS, Pl'ff.'s Attorney. EH SHOP! NEW GOOD I V. McFarland TAKES PLEASURE IX ANXOUXC iiitf to the public that he has nnnel a TiiiHliop in the old stand adjoinim; Itettnmn'a comer where he will sell at the lowest cash price Stoves, Ranges, Tinware, Metals, Notions, rumps, and Tipcs, ETC, ETC. And house furnishing goods in my line gen erally. Call and price my goods, and I will fruar e satiafactinn.a V. McKAKf.ANl). tee BE MOT DECEIVED Uy Piasters clalmin? to be nn improvement on ALLCOCK'S POROUS PLASTERS. ALLCOCK'S is the original and only genuine Porous ! riastcr; all so-called Porous Plasters are imitations. Be ware of them, See that you get an ALLCOCK'S PLAsTER, which we guarantee has effected more and quicker cures than any other exter nal Remedy. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. EIGEE MARBLE WORKS! Eugene City, Oregon. Marble Headstones, Tombs, Monuments & Marble Work or itsrt PBcsirnox, Furnished at the Lowest Market Rates, aad of the Finest Marble. Give tta a call and examine our work. Miop on Willamette, one dour south of the G I'asj) office. GUS H1CKETHIER, Props.1 T1TE HUMID Y AAD rtl.VTUU' WisTX fit lilt' COAST. 529 Crcincrcial Streets, 6'.i FRANCISCO, CAL. t AowvIpm rntv TV!s r tiept an vl M:a flJitd t Bcotea lys, and la w Irlntara' lino from a bodkin ts a rtoete of Kr ana Ecc-rniJ.bfl.iia Filat.nc NERVOUS DEBILITY, A SURE CURE GUARANTEED TVR. E. C. WEST'S NERVE AND BRAIN J treatment, a sjiecifio for Hysteria, 1 izzi ness, Convulsions, fiervous Heatfavhe, Mental Depression, Loss of Memory, Stieniiatorhoea, ImiHitency. Involuntary emissions, premature eld ajte, caused by overexertion, self-abuae or over indulgence, which leads to misery, decay and death. One box will cure recent casea Each box contains one month's treatment: one dollar a box, or six boxes for five dollars; sent by mail prepaid on receipt of price. We guar antee six boxes to cure anv case. With each onlcr received by us for six boxes, accompanied with five dollars, we will send the purchaser our written guarantee to return the money if the treatment tloes not ettect a cure. Uuarantees is sued only by WOODWARD CLARKE & CO. Wholesale & Retail DrutrKists. Portland. Or, Orders by mail at regular prices. fllyL 'i C(M AfiD SEE R. G. CALLISON Next door to S. II. Friendly, and get your BOOKS, STATIONERY ANDGRO CER1ES. lie ts always on hand ready and watting to accommodate his Customers with ALL kinds of food for MIND AND BODY, And can furniah a .SMOKE to those desiring a A GOOD CIGAR, OR TOBACCO To tlioso wno uso '.lie narcotic plant CHEAP for CASH Corals neu rered to any part of the city free charge. it U. UAUJ.1MOA Geo. W. Kinsey, JUSTICE CF THE PEACE. Ileal entite for sale Town lots and firms. Collections promptly attended to. Mesidknc k, corner Eleventh and High SU., h tigtiie City, Oregon DEALER IX StovcS, Knnjes. rumps, Pipes, Mctuls. Tinware. AND House Furnishing Goods Generally Wells Driven Promptly AND Satisfaction Guaranteed. Willamette Street, Eugene Cltv. Oregon. CJ AN JUAN LIMB for sale by nt T. O. HENDRICKS. LAKIN'S LIVERY STABLE. Formerly owned by Titus. HAVING PURCHASED THIS WELL known stable, I respectfully request a continuance oi tne puouc a patronage. 1 in tend to thoroughly refit and re-stock the sta ble. If you want a Nobby Rig He sure and give the Fashion Stable a calL Horses Boarded at Reasonable Rates. This Stable is first-class in every respect, and competent and obliging hostlers are on hand ready to serve the pulic a Give us a Trial! Stable, one door south of St Charles Hotel. D. R. LAKIN. b. f. ooeeis, FINAL SETTLEMENT- "VTOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT AA the undersigned, administrator of the etat of Wm Irorv, has filed his account for final settlement: and that Monday, Novem ber 6, KSS'.', baa been fixed by the court fi the hearini; of objections to such final account and the settlement thereof. Dated September 9, 1S82. W. K. DRl'RV, Administrator. ClO S Wasbbikm, Attorney. Boot & Shoe Store A.IIUNT, Proprietor. will hereafter keep a complete stonjs L.IE K', Jllbtjt' AND CHILDRFN'S SHOES IluttOU IlOOla, KIlpperM, whlu and black, Haudala. French kid Slioce. MENS & BOYS BOOTS & SHOES And in fact everything in the BOOT and . .II t. A 1 A- .1 .. .. line, to wnicn i hiujim to uevuie m especial atteutluu. ol X uwun ARE FIRST GLASS And guaranteed aa represented, and will be sold for the lowest prices that a good article can be atTonled. A. Ill NT. NOTICE. To Wham it Slay Concern. T HEREBY GIVE NOTICE THAT I AM X the sole owner of the I'ateilt Itl(lit for Sinking and Driving Wells in Lane county, State of Oregon, and that said Right is pro tected by letters raiem issueu oy tne u. a. Uovernmsut to Nelson W. Greeu, of Court land County, State of New York. All persons who have Driven Wells, or had them driven, without my tieruiissiun, since the 21st day of February, 1673, are liable to prosecution for infringement of said Right and are hereby no tified to come forward and adjust the same, All infringemeute in the future will b yroa ecu ted. I am prepared to drive Wells or will gran permission to oiners on appucauun. B-FDOEEIS. TSMA1 E Chas. M. Horn, PRACTICAL GUNSMITH. DEALER IN GUNS, RIFLES, TSsSjl'iahinjr Tackles anl umtcrials. JJVi Retiairing tlone in the neatest style jml warranted. Sewin; machines, Safes, Locks, etc, repaired Guns loaned and amrruniion furnished. Shop on Willamette st, opposite Astor Ilousa hi and Stationer! StorE.- IOST OFFICE BUILDING, FUGENE City. I have on hand and am constantly receiving an assortment of tne Xiext hchool an Miscellaneous Ilrks, Stationery, Blank Bo ok forttolios, l.anls, Wallets, JJlanka, 1 ortmor ette C, A. S. rA A JJSHKUA. ?OR 11 (JEN A VISTA STONE WARE go .1to T. G. HENDRICKS IS THE LIFE OF TRADI SLCAH ESTHERS l TIL.1. JJU W VKK. CliliAriiH than any T otiier Imp in town. HORSES f HOD FOR 2 CilSH, With new material, all round. Resetting old blioes M. OjlA warrnntcd to give satisfstttion. Shop cn the Comer of 8tb and Oiivo Street For Inuie H.tck, Sidii or Chest use Khilohs Pomus l'lustcr, I'l-iin 20 nts. (Jabunvt Co,u-ts ADiNlSTRATGR'S NOTICE. TOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT ll the nmlereigned hat been duly apointed 11 tllA I'mtnln J'i.i.h. nf T f.... ... I - administrator of the estate of Samuel II Nwt deceased, and all persons having claims against said estate are reiiuested to present the same n me wun tne proper voucliers at tlie law office of Geo S Washburne, in Eugene City, Oregon, within six months from this data. F. M. JACKSON, AdniinirV.T,3r. GEO. S. WASHBURNE, Attorner. Dated September 23, 188i ONE OF THE OLDEST ArD HOST R ELI ABU HEMCDIIS lii THE WORLD TOR THE CURE OF Coughs, Colds, Hoarseness, Core Throat, Bronchitis, Influenza, Asthma, Whooping Cough, Croup, and Every affection of the THROAT, LUNGS AND CHEST, Including CONSUMPTION. A WEIL-XN0WN PHYSICIAN WRITESi " It do:, not dry up a couch, aad lean the cause lehinj, as ia the case with most preparations, but loosens it, cleanses the lunji and allays irritation, tints mnoTin; the cause of compbinL" IX) NOT T.E PECT.ITKD by articles beas. b j similu- names. Ec sure you get Dr.. WCTAR'J BALSAM OF WILD CKERRT, uh the sinatura of I. DLTTS - on the wrapper. M Cents and 1.00 a liouie, rrr?aml by !ITII V. FOWLE & SON'S, Boa o.Ma. EoUby(lmKUttand4aJesiSTwraas 4 (jRICCLTl 'R i T. lt pt vxrrvra xJL ail kinds at inside figure bv OPPOSITION t. U. miDRICKS. OSBTJRN" 6s CO NEWDRUfj STORE 'fix wKf' eete, btrset near Ninth, 1LUi oiaLiu ia PIIU03, CUKMICAUt, U1L8, PAINTS, OLA89, YAUN1SDES PATENT MiCBICIKis, ftc Brandies. Winei and Uquoif .'F ALL KINDS. In fact, we bave tl bHt assortmiat ef ani 1 food ta FIR8T CLASS DEl'(, JTORE. We Tant all oar drags, for tk.v are , Frevh. rarticukratU.i.b ifitfk Stock of "I Perfumerw aiiu Toilet Articlet, s we Lave bought . OUR GOODS FOR CASH ' We can compete with any esteblUUeBti, . gene City in price and accommodati,. liny your goods where yon can get the best and cheapest - PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY FILI A At all hours of the day , nijht. Summons, Id the Cirrnit Court of tie ?a t ft,,... tor the Vcvtv of U. Wl Clara M. i'jfr anil Si',iud Basr, lier) hilsliiiud, J'iaintifi. i ts. Thomas MnlholhiiiJ, Edward Mulliol. Jinn!, IL M. Miilhollitiid. Cath-riu. Aiillu i t., Matitry A. Tuylor, Edward ' j. j nc-i.e, wames l.oi ke, Minuii (name unknown), Elizabeth Tull.ie, Nnncy Spry, Beaiamin Spry, Cath erine Spry, Wm. K. Mulholiandand Martlia .1. Mulholtand. Defendants To Thomas Mulhulland. Nanrv A Edward T. I,orke James Loe'te, Miuk (name miUnown), Elizabeth Ttilloc, jiitn pr.v, Benjamin Spry, Cathtrine f ry, Wv K. Mulholland, non-resideut Defendants: TK TIIK NAME OF THE STATE OF .7. Oregon: on and each of y.-n ara Imlr retiired to be and aj:.far in suid court arjiluv swer the comjilaiut oi the plaintifTi.nnv oiilt on the fiit day of the next term of said emit to-wit: the tit li day i( Novimber, lf82, wkics shall be sit werhs after the first publicatisa f this stiniinony. Aud if "il f:ti to stiprar mj itnswfr.jiidmetit will be taken for want tW of, i'.im! the plaintiffs will apply tn the enrt for the ivlicf flematided iu the said cimtdaintr to wit: tho pnrti.iou or sale of the I'onatioa Inn. I claim ot Edward Mnlhollandsad Martha Mulholland, his wife, bein Notificatinn '. 0,.":;!), claim No. fiT, Bring parts of Sertiom O and 111. in T. 18 S.. R. 2 W., and claim So. II, btintf parts of Sections 3 and 4, T, 1J S., R. 2 W., coiitninintr 319 acrra, in Lnr cmnty, Orciron; and for costs and rlit)iiri niuiiU, and such further relief as the court my deem etptitable. This summons is published by order of Hun. John Burnett, of the 2d Judiciil Listrict of Oregon. Dated, March 13, 1882. JOSHUA J. WALTON", Atfy fr PI'ffa, If you wUh to lay your goods cheap, you Bust jro to the ttoro of mi: BROS. J CO'J'TAGK OKOVIC. Tho keen one of the larrcst stocks f General MerchandJso Outside of I'oi tland, and they d! gncHt ef f or than it can be bought anywhere in the Mil latiictto valley. FirAL SSTTLEMEHT. vroTicB is i!i:i;n-v civkxthat i.1 C.vrt'.ia .Via Mrtr'rbntrt s . ii.iiiitratiix f th.i e; t;it.e of .lol.nntUn MrKurlsnd, ceased, has tiled her account for final srttis tnent. of said estate, and Monday, Novtmbtr 6th, 1882, has been set for hesrintf the am. CYNTHIA ANN McFAKLAXD: O. B. DoliltlM, Attorney. By buying at dealert pricet. We will ell you any article for family or per aonaluBe, in any quantity at Wholesale Price. Whatever you want, tend i for our catalogue ( free) and you will " it there. We carry in stock the Urgeit Variety of goods in the United States. MontgomeryWardACo. ttj ft aag Wabash Avenue, Chicap. Tna innt nnmlr nd frairrant PerfumM A lit s rii? cti a rL'' -. Knld bf Osburn k Co.. druwtiste, Eugene City, Oreoa A BELLI! -HAf-OX-I am Onf i agent for this xlebrated !,nICI S5 tofMtisS& .a J una, Aiame. THE CHAMPION -OR- Pneumatic ln$MM Is the Cheapest, mostSimpl ! and most Duraile Fruit 'iml in in; Dryer made' Every Farmer Should Hare One For particulars and eanpleafof drisd if apply to I. F. YOCUM, a22m Afsnt lor Laos