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) TUE DIFFERENCE. CRAd ! WILLS. Only fc" m01- notei' Only a fl""" t"n An-l,lol the world bow down Before tli lingers throne. Only the tame old thnucliU Clothed with a weetr sound; And, lot poel'i brow With Uural leave it crowned. Only a finer ear, i Only iwiller skill ( And, lot the artist plays On human hearts at will. Only a tint or line, Only a aubtler graco; And, lo I the word goo mad Over a woiuun'i face. Yet though to plight the cause For which men call ui treat, Tbii shade the more or leu May fix an earthly fata. For few may wield the power Whoae ipeili uplift or thrill; The barrier fixed, yet line, We may not past at will. AN I'JrttATKFUL WRETCH. Alfforuon AugUBtiiB Debowartl stood opon the extreme seaward end of the New Montgomery street wharf, feeding a pocketful of bird shot to the seuls that . . i ii a t l.l l. i gporteu DUIOW iu mo iiroi, uiunu auu freshness of thoir young loye. But he dispensed bis bounty in a perfunctory, absent manner, hardly knowing what he was about. Me was about tinny-one, For be was thinking of bis dobta. It was an awful moment. An adjacent ba- nana . skin, whioh bad been waU-bing him. observed his distraction, and took a terrible advantage of it. With a sly and sinuous wiggle, like that of the lithe hippopotamus creeping upon its prey, it auvanced.cautiously and with frequent circumspection, until it was within half a yard of its nnwary victim ; then with a . , i . i it t 1 SUuuon uun lorwaru u siippeu lufutt ue noath his foot and overthrew him. He pitched forward toward the sea, and with a fiendish laugh that rang out upon the evening air like a chime of dumb' bells the banana skin went back to its former position. Its subsequent history has not been ascertained. The man bad not far to fall, and was goon submerged, the bird-shot still in his Docket assisting to take mm down. Above him on the wharf was a great con course of exoited men and women, drawn together bv the plash and trying to res cue him. They threw him ropes, lotting eo their own end. They heaved over naving stones at whioh he clutched with out much success. One gentleman em ployed on some street improvement at a compensation of twenty dollars for him self and horse and cart per trip of three blocks, gallantly threw oil iiis coat, backed up bis loaded chariot to the end of the wharf, and amid the cheers of ap- clauding thousands dumped a whole cargo of gravel upon his bead. All in vain. He was about to sink for the third time, and when a drowning mun does .that it is all up with him if be doesn't rise. Suddenly a woman's shrill scream rent the air from top to bottom. She was rich, no end. Early in her youth Arabella Decourcey had but no matter; this was not early in her youth. Hastily throwing off her sealskin jacket, and sending her overshoes flying like a couple of pigeons, sue sprang upon a pile, clasped her hands prayerwise before her, lowered her head, and ueiore an arm could interpose to prevent the rauh act 'asked the drowning man why he did not walk ashore. It bad not beforo ocourred to him: it was like a revelation, Placing his right foot on the surface of the water.and throwing his whole weight on that leg, he slowly drew himself out and walked ashore. The crowd uis persed with some more cheers. Behold these two the wet man and the dry woman alone in the gloaming, "Noble lady," be exclaimed, laying his dripping head upon her shoulder and permitting her arm to enoircle his wains, "the life you have saved is mine. "Is 'yours,' you mean, doubtless," re plied the lady; "that is the regular formula. "That is what I said," be remarked; it is mine. The lady regarding him for a moment with a look of pain and distrust. We do not seem to understand one another, but your idea doubtless is that i, having saved your lire, you will uo vote it to making me happy you will give yourself to me in marriage. "Are those your terms?" asked the rescued Algernon Augustus Dehoward, comiy. "That," said she with a stony stare, is the usual price. He pulled aside bis obscuring forelock, dashed the sea-water from bis eyes, and attentively considered her. He walked around her and prospected her with the skill of an expert. He measured her back, thumped her chest; wiping her ..u 1-. -.i t 1 1 , t a i I vubck wuu uis dump Bieeye, ue luspuuicu the wipe. He ran his fincers through her hair and tried the stanchness of her teem. Then be paled with a desperate purpose, cast his eyas upon the beautirui world and the glad blue sky above, and with a sigh of everlasting regret, said in a low but firm tone: "Put me back in the water!" She put him back in the water. Bos ton Times. Mistake About the ( oat. The following story is related by an exchange: An American who started to ride from Colima to Manzanillo, in Mexico, wos topped on the highway by a well-armed bandit. "Pardon, senor," exclaimed the latter, hut I perceivo you have my coat on. Will you have the kindness to remove The AmrW nrnnrA Ri, ahootor. nd, cocking it. replied iA - - 1 . . - I "Senor, I am of the opinion that you are mistaken." "On closer observation I perceive that I am," the bandit answered and disap peared in the wood. The list of sworn brokers in the city of toonnv j: Lord Walter Campbell, and also the fol- lowing: The Hon. Albert Fetre. the Hon. Edward and Henry Bourke, Sir Maurice Duff-Gordon, the Hon. Richard Strntt. and Ri, H.l fr.w ' Mr. ana Mrs. Spoopendy ke. "Say, my dear," said Mr. Spoopen dyke, as he burned in, hot and breath less, late from his business,"did you get me a fancy dress lor the masquerade to It i all ready." replied Mrs. Spood enuyKo, beaming, "you go as lot me see. I go as a Spanish guitar girl, and you as as it's either Louis Four teenth, or Oliver Cromwell, or Sir Rob ert Burns I've torgottcn which the man called it. "I do?" said Mr. Spoopondvke, glar ing around; "I go as one of them, do I? As they are all dead, and I will do for all three, p'raps you've got a coffin Show me the coffin. Fetch out the inter convertible catafalque and help me on wim it. uas it got sioeves? 'It isn't a coffin." exnlained Mrs Spoopondyke. "It's a donblot and" "It's a doublet, is it? Well, that re lioves me of one of 'em. I thouaht irora the way you spoke, Mrs. Spoopen dyke, it was a triplet. I told you to get me a bandit suit, didn't I? Fetch out out this Cromwell business! Show me this man Burns. Any sword go wuu it. Mrs. Spoopendyke brought forth worn red velvet jacket, trimmed with tarnished braid, and a pair of yellow Knee-Droecues, slashed up the side This she supplemented with a felt bat and a pair of jack boots armed with spurs. "Maybe it a a bandit suit after all." she suggested. "Which is the Louis Fourteenth end of this thing?" demanded Mr. Spoopen dyke. "Where does the Oliver Croni- well part begin ? Show me the Burns element of the schedule ! If I am going to get into this thing chronologically. must begin with the measly king and wind up with the dod-gasted poet; which is the king part ?" and Spoopendyke shot out of his business suit and into the velvet troasers. "Where's the rest of em? be demanded, surveying an ex panse of unclothed limb. "This whole thing is only one leg. Where's the pair for the other leg? Give me some more trousers 1" and Mr. Spoopendyke glared about him. Don't the boots come up to meet them ?" asked Mrs. Spoopendye, in some trepidation. Mr. Spoopendyke pulled on the boots. but still there was an exposed space of nearly a foot. "I s pose this bare-legged arrangement is the Burns part?" grinned Mr. Spoop endyke. "He was a Highlander, and this much of me is Burns. Show me the Cromwell part now. Is that hat it ?" and Mr. Spoopendyke put on the hat and breathed bard. "Whore's the rest of me? My bead and legs are all right; bring out my back and my stomach." Mrs. Spoopendye banded him the jacket, and ho plunged into it with a jerk. "That s what you wanted, he howled. "Couldn't you make more than three epochs of me? Didn't the men have more than three historical dates? Put that jackot down a couple of centuries, can't ye? Don't ye see that the dodgasted thing is 200 years from reaching the waistband of the Burns breeches?" and Mr. Spoopendyke tnggod at the abbre viated coat and snorted with wrath. 'May be that was the way it was meant to go," argued Mr. Spoopendyke. "I saw" 'You sawed off the coats and pants, now s pose you saw oil a rod or this hat and pateh em out again! When did Cromwell wear that bat? What kind of a bet did he win that hat on? Say, where is the scaQoId that goes with these measly politicians? Fetch out the beadsman!" and Mr. Spoopendyke danced into the oloset and out again. "Where's the blouse that goes with the Burns part? Bring me some Charles I. to hide my legs! 'Praise Ood from whom all bless ings flow,' for man was made to mourn because his head was chopped off!" shrieked Mr. Spoopendyke, com bining the historical idea be represented in one grand yell. "Fetch me three suppers for one dodgasted old idiot that trusted his wife to find a suit for him," and Mr. Spoopendyke thrust his arm to the shoulder through the Covenanter's hat, and split the coat of the lamented Louis from tail to collar band. "Look out for some Scotch romance!" and he ripped off the pants and fired them into the grate, "Here comes another page in the annals of crime!" and the boots went out of the window. , . "And we can't go go to the mas- masquerade at all!" sobbed Mrs. Spoop endvke. "Write an epitaph on the back of my neck and I'll go as a tombstone!" yawned Mr. Spoopendyke. "Put three bells in my Bide and a tarn stair carpet at my back and 1 11 go as a irencn nan uib charere the hired girl and get up a cold dinner, and I'll go as a boardinghouse! But if you think that I'm going to any measly masquerade in bare legs like a baby, and bare-backed like a circus, just to advertise a hvmn book, a gin mill and , . . fc . lf. Xfa a oroaoaxe iaciory, yuu ru icii,uio. Suoorjendvke. You hear me? You're left!" and Mr. Spoopendyke drew on his high stirt. Elliott, tbe Oarsman. The once celebrated oarsman, William Elliott, was one of the firemen or the British steamship Critic, which reached quarantine from Newcastle, England, late Saturday night. After the steamer had anchored at quarantine the cover of one of the coal bunkers was left open, and Elliott fell into it as be was walking along the deck in the darkness, lie went down head formost, and was severely injured. Had he fallen into tbe lower bunker close at hand he would certainly have been killed. Elliott was carried to the forecastle, where he will probably be laid up for several days, lhe crino na.mn nn to the Deleware, Lackawanna and Western dock, in Hoboken, yesterday. A Times reporter went on hxor thA ateamer in the afternoon , and knnvJ tliA was told by a burly sailor that Elliott was in his bunk in the forecastle. "He was hurt pretty bad, and it's a wonder tin wasn t killed." said tbe sailor, as he led the way to the forecastle. The re porter followed his guide down a steep into a narrow compart ment in which were eight or ten berths. tk. iha wm dimlT lighted by a small oil lamp. In one of the lrtta lay a man who . appeared be rssessed of great physical "i"w!.o. William Elliott, with the fame of bM trinmnh as an oarsman all England once rang. Tbo oawman spoke mod- Aatlv vf 1nvt nf Kill HUAPMII Anil Jill not ft minor to Lave taken greatly to heart bis misfortunes, from which be still hopes to emerge. Elliott was born thirty two years ago at Hay farm, Northumberland, England, where his father was a shepherd. He workod with UIS lauier UUVU to jcbib ui ngu, wuou ue went to the "pits at BIythe, near New- castle, and began to work there. He had hail uover seen' a boat in his life. One day in the year 18i4,altor ho had worked six years in the pits, Elliott saw a seulling-match on tho river. He in formed the winner that he would be able to beat him at rowing within a month's timo. Tho successful oarsman laughed at him, but at the same time accepted bis clmllonge, and a race was arrangod for 25. One month from the day on which be had nrst seen a boat tbe con test came off, and Elliott easily defeated his opponent, named Oeorge Martin. In March. 1876, Elliott became a profos sional, and rowed a race on the Tyne for 400 a side with Alexander Hogarth, beating him badly. Two yoars later Elliott challenged Higgins fur the Newcastle Chronicle Cup. The trustees of the cup required him to prove bis claims as an aspirant to the champion ship, lie accordingly defeated William Nicholson in March, 1878, and throe months later rowed Higgins on tbe Thames, bnt was beaten by the then champion. In Septemlier of the same year .blliott entered for tbe .London Sportsman's Cup,' and, by defeating uiggins, Uoyd, Thomas, Jucholson and Blackman, he became the champion of England. He started a publio bouse at Newcastle and laid up considerable money. In 1879 Elliott was matched against Hanlan. He backed himself to the extent of 700, and many of bis friends put up all the money they possessed upon him Elliott lost the race. After his defeat by Hanlan all his ventures proved unsue eessful, and he finally became a bank rapt, when the trif.o left .Newcastle a short time ago, one of the sailors, an old acquaintance of Elliot, induced him to ship as fireman on that vessel, and be ac cordingly signed articles and entered the forecastle. If he can find a backer in this country, Elliot says, bo will go into training for four months, at the expira tion of which time ho will row any oars man, except Hanlan and Wallaoe Ross, for a fttw hundred pounds. Elliott will probably recover from the effects of his fall down the coal bunker within a few days. N. Y. Times. Ihe Samson of the West. Jonas Johnson, or "Big Jonas" is tho Ooliah of this region, and some of the stories of his strength and endurance sound fabulous, in looo he gained a national reputation by walking from Illinois to California, pushing his pro visions before bim in a wheolbarrow. He was living in Knox county, 111. when the gold fever spread over the country. and, being in the early twenties of bis life, was nred With an ambition to join the Argonauts, lie was imperfectly ac quainted with English, and had but $10 in cash, so he walked across Illinois and Iowa to Omaha, making the distance in two weeks. There he bought a wheel barrow and laid in a stock of provisions With these, on the 15th day of April bo pushed boldly out, and ninety days thereafter he "landed safely at the dig gings, about fifty miles northeast of Sao- ramento, the first successful placer miues. Here be went to work in the same independent way he made the journey alone and was uccospful. lie was able to earn from $10 to s-U per day, according to the number of hours he put in. A year satisfied him, and with a bag well tilled with "dust he returned by way of Panama and New York to his home in Illinois. His feats of stvength are no less re markable. About twenty years ago he found a cow in no uncommon predica ment in those days mired in a slough. A team of horses, planted on firm ground, had proved unable to draw her from the mire, whereupon Jonas, laying down some boards to give a good footing, lifted her bodily out of the swamp, and, seizing her by the horns, dragged her to firm ground. At another time his wagon loaded with bay became mired down and tbe horses failed to extricate it. Jonas got impatient, and going to the rear be raised the load and pushed it forward to better ground, making a lift which is moderately estimated at not less than lJOO pounds, and performed under un favorable circumstances, lie is now a bale, ruddy-faced man of 45 years, lo cated on a fine farm ol 120 acres in lioone and Hamilton counties, well stocked and improved, besides being the fortunate owner of two others, 160 and 120 acres respectively. He was born in Sweden, was 22 years old when he came to Amer ica, and has been a resident of this county for 23 years. He stands 6 feet 2 inches in his stockings and tips tbe beam at 24o pounds. A No. 12 boot accom modates his foot and his band is that of a giant. Boone (Iowa) Standard. A Very Eccentric Scotchman. The will of a recently deceased Dumfries-shire laird has been causing con siderable discussion in the south of Scotland, and it will probably come be fore tbe court of sessions. The testator seems to have been a most eccentric per son, for a few months before his death be threw a parcel to bis forester which con tained stock to the amount of i. 17, OOO, on which that fortunate servant is now living in luxury. He, in the same easy way. gave his coachman a check for 3000, his shepherd scrip for 13,000, and a check for 3000 to the aforesaid shepherd's brother. Shortly after he died. On the will being opened it was found that the good luck of the shepherd was far from exhausted, as, except lega cies of 6000 each to the coachman and the brother, be was left tbe whole prop erty, about 80,000, so he finds himself possessor of the estates on which he commenced his career as "tbe wee herd laddie," and in the right thereof be has been appointed a commissioner of sap- rlv for the county. He is described as an "estimable lad.' The other day a Yery charming and in telligent lady remarked: "What an empty uttiafaction there ii in attempting to outrival one next door neighbor in dress and atyle of living. Why, I know half a dozen women who have spent all their lives striving for things they never can or will obtain, and in the meantime allowing their real chance of happiness to slip by nnbeeded. UrljU's Tobacco. I im Carlyle's habit of smoking bad boirun in hia boyhood, prolmbly at Ecclofeohan iwiore lie came to iulinburg University Uis father, bo told mo, was a moderute smoker, oouttning himself to an ounce of tobacco a woek, and so thoughtfully as 1 ."jo ,u uuim l'4o imu? lur a irioilll out or an allowance. Carlylo a allowance, in his maturo life, though ho was very regular in bis times and seasons. miiKt have been at least eight times as much, Onco, wbon the cannistorof "free-smok ing lorklliver on bis niantul-piuce was noany empty, he told mo not to mind that as he bad about "half a stouo more of the same up stairs. Another tobacco annecdote of Carlyle, which I hail from the late G, II. Icwes, may be worthy of a place hero. One afternoon, when bis own stock of "frce-Btnoking York River" had come to an end, and when he had set out to walk with a friond. (Lowes himsolf, if I rocollect rightly), be stoi- ped at a small tobaeeo shop in Chelsea, facing the Thames, and went in to pro cure some temporary supply. Tho friend went in with him, and heard his dia logue with tho shopkeeper. York River having been asked for, was duly pro duced, bnt, as it was not the rieht kind. Carlyle, while making a small purchase, informed the shopkooDor most particu larly what the right sort was, what was its name, and at what wholesalo place in the oity it might be ordered. "Oh, we find that this suits our cus tomers yery well," said tbe man. "That may bo, sir." said Carlyle; "but you will find it best in the long run al ways to deal in the veraoitios. The man's improssion seemed to ba that the veracities were some peculiar curly species of tobacco hitherto un known to him. FOIWD AT LAST. A PmUIi UtlUB. Portland. Not. 8, 1RM. Pa. Hknlky Dear Sir: lUvIni tuffm-d foimrt with rbrumttlim, and MpccUlljr during Uit wlntor nd until July endurlug great lln uioit vt the Urn. I wish to certify tli.t 1 met tod at tha it.tn (air, and (or few days took your ltueumatlc Neii. trallier, which you urn kind enough to give nia on trial, and after three diya 1 quit taking It, and have had no auffrrlng from that rauae alnce. Though I only took half of the bottle full (our moutna ago, i now have leaa annoyance from that ctute thau for auy time for yeare, and have tried uerewiore many remroira mat were unavailing. o. a. utAnne, ta. n ifiamrlfa t amtr. The above letter It but one anions the numeroua teatliuoniala given to Dr. lleulev uuaollclted. Uuu. drtda are In hla poaaeaalou from hla own townanien, living right here aiuoua ua. teetlfvlnir to the won. derful curative powera of hla ltheuniatlo Neutral. Iter. Pr. Henley refera only to the teatlmonlala given by well known iartlea In our iuliM aud never rellea on far off and unknown lmllviduale aa eun. porting what he clalma to be true of hla llbeumatlo Neutralizes i. ..- It will cure anv caae of rheuma. tlam In exlatenre. The doctor long ainre dlet-nvered the (oily of applying external reuii-dlee for a dlaeaae that haa Ita aeat In tbtyleepeat chaunela or the blood, and therefore aet to work to ill Mover a remedy for rheumatlam, and mankind may rejoice that In hie Kheuiuatlo Nentrallcer we have an effective and never-falling care. Partlea who are aftlk-ted with rheuniatiem would be benefited by convening with B. F. Matthewa, of the Kamond hotel, who haa need the doctor' remedy. Oltu-e and depot: 203 Third atreet, between Taylor aud Salmon. OREGON TO UAHNAt'lll'METTti. Some time ago Meaara. Hodge. Pavla Jt Co.. of thla city, read In I Maaaarbueett paper that Hon. Cnarlee K. Ladd, auditor of that atate, waa afflicted with an Incurable kidney diaeaiie. and had been obliged to give up work and return to hie home. Tbey Immediately aent him a box of their celebrated Oregon Kidney Tea, and from time to time aent him other boxes. A few daya ago they received from him the following letter: COMIIONWICALTll or AlASaAf?HUBKTTB, 1 Audltor'a Pep't, Doeton, Nov. 11, 1X81.) Heaara. Hodse. Pavla & Co.: Dear Slra I have no hesitation in aaylug that I have been much benefited by the use o( the Oregon Kidney Tea aa a remedy (or a kidney difficulty which haa troubled me for aix or eight yeara. I can heartily recommend It to those who ara similarly afflicted, a a aafe aud agreeable remedy. I aball teat Ita virtues further, (or I have great faith in It aa a apeclno for many dlaeaaea of the kldueys. lteapectfully yours. CHAS. R. LAPP, The original of thla letter can be aeen bv calliua on Messra. Hodge, Pavla & Co., Portland, Oregou, and the Oregon Kidney Tea can be bought of any druggist or dealer, in 0,-cgun or Washington. Price (1 per box. The 'Tawnbroknr, or Life's Lottery," is the sensation at the Klito theater, Portland, this week, with hosts of new stars in thoir special ties. Monic: Largest stock on Iho northwest coast, orders filled promptly. Send stamp for catalogue ana journal, Wiley It. Allen 153 Third street, Portland. Frank G. Abell. the Uold MeUM Photographer nf Portland, is alwats Rood uutured and happy, and no wonder, as his customers aro always pleased with his work and pronounce it superb. Sond$1.00 toW. D. Talmer, Portland, for one year's subscription to the Pacific Overseer, the great semi-monthly A. 0. U. (V. paper. Oarrison repairs all kinds of sowing mncliines. O. N. P. Co. (NewWeiies), No rt HAKEKIK. EMPIRE HAKEKY..-42 WttNhd.Klon. Vims A Fii hr. I'rotm. Mttiiufrtrtureni of Pilot on-wl. crack era. t-tc. Pork and henna and ilosloii brown bread every Hilfitliiy ninrnlny. MF.AL. KNUKAVIH. C R. FETY- tft Oak atreet, 8enl Kiurmver, nianii factiircr of Hleel and llnuw HtKmpi. Dies, (Inters, notnry and I'xiire neais. unlet niieo promptly. 'UVE.HA viuta pottery. WIIOI.E1AI.K DEPOT M. M and Htu Front. A. M. Huillh i'rup., manulurtures drain tile, atone witre, Mower pom, vaws, lire brick, etc. Country om.Tw nnen promptly. ATTORNEY. I. P. KENKEIiY.Attornev and Cnunwlur at I,hw Room a leliunre bulldlni. M-gul bunlm-m tterutinlng to letter rutent for inventions, beror toe t'm-nt um.-e, or in ine onn". a wp-'-miTy. EYE & EAIl INFIRMARY AHD SANITARIUM, OR HOME FOR THE SICK, MaeudiUM Bond bt, Pnrtor nnd Wood Mta., Mouta fortlund.Ur. Dr. Pllklnrton. lnt Prnffeworof Ky A Ear T)tManp in iiif MHik-ai lX'twriniPiitor wiiiftmetie rinvemuy hanTfTtd a fjtif imlMing, on a beautiful elevation In tli south part of the city and in pre pa ml to accomo flat pttttctitfl MiJTeiiiiK from all utwaMHi of thn KYK, KA K or Tit KOAT. AIho will pay himm-UI attention to pfmonrt laboring under Chronic IServous afTerllon, ami to (liHfaftHi pt-uliar to women, and n-Heve a limi ted milliter of caMfft pxpfrtlna; coittiiinient. The Intention In to provide a Home for titrh raw with all the bt-nt hyfftentr atrnnrleH, combined with the UM nietllraJ nklll to b bail In the metroiollu Oot iu king physician and mi rut-on ir. I'hlllp Harvey. Prof, of dtHfamfi of women and children In thv medk-aJ depart men t Willamette University. Also It. J. M. K. Browne, Prof, of Physiology med dep t. Willamett rnlvernlty. For any amount m reference and nirular. aiorefv lK- J. H. PII.KINI.TOV Cor. Imt mn4 hlnton Htm., Portland, Or. Ss'SnrfiCmiCalairl' Jiqrin or pry, prkte fi on; -atmospheric J IiMuffUtura," prV-e UK. Iny Cure and InaaAla Ur nuilled oo rerelpt ol Drier, with lull direction lor one .etc M. it. hKiliMOHK A Co., pnuc-tnU 1S1 Firs atreet. Portland, Or. Hula Afeuts lor Uw S. Ptiii (tea mermf 81,000 IlKWAIVD FOR ANYONE WHO WILL LEARN Kellora At JlllaM'aMysteasa Dm mm4 I laxh 4 altlav, and. with acorret nieaa ure ajid perfeft riming-, produce a bad flLUiif carnient. beveral Improvement have Just uren made. Af rati to aril and learo wanted tn every town, (loud arnta can make irom a 10 lota per day. KVAAAXHi A JIIJjtfN, G. SIIINDLKK & CO., (Successors to Milndlcr & Chadboiirue) MANlTACTl KF.B OF FUliXITUHE Wbulesale and Retail Healer In Furniture, Caruotx, Wall Papers, Lace Curtains, Mirrors, Hcddlng:, etc, BKXT ArMORTMKNT AT TI1F. I.OWK.ST HtlCKrl. IkerFartnrv at Wtllfthitnr. limp mil., from ruriiaiiu. vt areniome extend innmjm au reel mini iaa riRiT to it fkoxt t.. roniud. Hehool Desks aanerlaltv. HkiiiI fur CHti.Liriiu. ami DUACPIIATE rnua i I NItlVAl.l.KK FOIt Caring Mala Dlaeaaea and for Irvarrlnaj Jleultay aula. Rewnre nl linltatluiistil both the abova luatlv eela. onittit arllt-lea. The genuine made onlv br the sTAMl.tRD HOAP HIHI'Mf, who Imi niannluetiire I lie liirni-r.1 asMirtineiil ol lU .N DRY ami lul i.KT HO A P in tne wnr n. OFKII'K-H Kairamenln atreet. Han li-aiiclam. .aiiionna. DR. SPINNEY, Ka. 1 1 Kearny at real, . Traate all 'kit,al aad Haaalatl Dlaas YOUNG MEN Hp MAY UK HUKKBRINH FROM THB KT Y leeu .il ruiiUiliillullleaor liitllM-rellon. will do I )'l Til' "'""''. oltbla. ll,u irrealeat btwa ever laid a the aluir nl mr..Hi.i. .... SI'INNKY will ciiaraiinw to U(,M tw lor everj kind or character which h. undrnak TITi i, ' onre. HIDDI.F.-AOCD UKN. I here are many at the aa-e nl tlilrtv ia .litv ah. are trouhled with loo fr."ucnl eva- iiallotia ol the bladder, olten au-onii.unlt by a al.arKt sioartluii or bu rnliiaT Minsation anil a wrakenlnf ul the avaleni In iiiniiiii-r mi-imiieni eaniiot aoronnt for. (niexam Inltnr the urliiMrv rfiwudiM m n.n. .uii...u... ..in ........ be loiiml, and sometimes small purll.-l. a ol alhumen will appear. C the color will be ol a thin mllkhli hue. Main changlns to a dark and torpid aiii-nraut-e. I here are many men who die ol this tllillcully, Who runt ol the cause, whk-b la the aecand ataiiH ol Heuil ".. Wt,nea Ur. 8. will guarantee a pi-i feet cure Ii all aurh casea. aud a bealtby reatorallou ol Uie aenlUi urinary organa. , OOti-e Houra-I0to4and( lot. Hundave from 10 1 II A. M. OonsultaUoD (reo. Tboroturb vxamlnaUon and advice, la. OaUora addre BR. BPiafMKV Jb Vk. No. 11 Kearnv atreeu Han Fram-lann. (l HUDSON'S GUI, STORE, M First street, Portland, Oi-esroa. tiUHIS, PISTOLS) AJUO AMMVHITION Flahlac Taekla af KrarT DeeertsiUaa. Dr. II. M. ItUSS, Dentist, For the Interest nl the pulillc, I have resolved to do Hnit-euMS work at these prices i rontlnnnna Onm Work-Poceclaln. WtA to 100 On Uold riHlra. AO tn IS Net of Teeth on Kuhher WIS AO nnd upward Met of Teeth on ( llulold ... lO III) and upward Uold Filling H 4M and upward Nllvrr and Hone KllllliM 1 Wand atiwarS Kxlrariloa of Teeth, with Una. HI OO OFFICK-ln Pliulornli Uit'lery, Filth street, op posite puatuftice. nr. IL U. BUS, Uenllet. Offlec knurm, nil hours. Teeth eairaeird wlthoulgaa, AO eta. WILLIAM COLLI Ell, MACHI1TIST. Dealer la New and SECOND nAM) MACHINERY, 08 If adlsoa .. Portland, Or. Parties desiring Holler., Englara ar SAW Mil. I. MAI HIM:!! naawurs by uddreaslng Air. lolller. New nnd Second Hand Machinery Bnasht nnd Mld or fridd Ut ndvontHBrn STENCILS SEALS seal ExsuTti, as nSWT ST, POST LAND. On. SEVIN VINCENT & CO.. Importers, growers ol, wholesale and retail dealers In SEEB S. We call thr attention of farmeni and country mer oImiiU to our unufMtally low urtren. Wt tMMie the numt complete cutd to the Vegetable and Flower (fardn ever Irwui H U iMin thla roatt. It la bandnomely illuiM rated, and contain full d eat-r I pi Ion nf kp table. Howtk, tiraiwut, Tren, etc.. with full Inntruciloiii utotnelr culture; mailed free on appli cation. HKVIJf Vnt'K.1T, K xwt mM H7T Hmim,nr Ht Han Knuirtaro, (al, TUKKICII KUGS. NEW HEalMNH IN Tt'RKIHH AND PERXIAN Hug Falterna, Hooka, Clamps, etc., alwaya oil band. A catalogue ol designs and coat ul each may be bad by addreaauig Jsw. as. uaaaisuj, aw wit itt Third street, Portland, Oregon MAPI TjligfYgiClSCOj w .wr mm. Hawse. iMinmini am ail a teij k Co, SHOW CASE MANUFACTURERS, Cor. Front and Stark, Portland BKND FOR CATALOGUE PERUVIAN BITTERS (tlll.IIUA Kl'UBA.) The Finest BITTF.B1 la the WORLD. TIIKY KFFEITIIAI.LY I TRK MALAHIAL DISEASES, Vitalise Ihe Mvstrm nnd nrrrat tbe ravage Ike llrenillul Alrnlml llabll, IIIPaOMA.MA. A .It your UruggUt nr Wine Mrrehaat far I heat. WILHtRDIsQA t'O., Agents San Frew W. J.YA M il VJtX KK A t'O.. Port niuiaie n-Hiiit in over m veara nl pmctli-al eitierl nri. and ITKKS WITH I NKAII.IMH KHTAIN I'V NervoiNnnd l'hyalral Itehlllty, Heiiilnid Weak ii e a a , Hiiermatorrtwea, KnilRHlntH, I in potency, ex hausted Vltnlltv, I'rema nire Decline mill lASNal OF MAMIOOII, Irom whatever cause produced. It enrk-hens nnd purines tlio HIihhI, .-MicnuiliriM Ihe Nerves, llrnln, Muarln IHgeatlon, heiiruUurtive llrtrtna, ami I'hvslcsl and Mental Faculties, Ii atoiwa iy iintiutiiral ili-hllliaUnc drain uhiii the system, preventing Involuntary losses dehllltiitlug ilroaiiis, seminal loam-s with the urine, etc., i destrm-llve l mind and IhhIv. It Is a aura ellmlnntor ol all K I UN KV AM) HI A IHlhlt (till. l'l.AI.NTH. 11- (tl.NTAINH NOTII1MI 1NJ1JIU (H'H. To ihnae augrrlng froai tha eaWta of yonl'iful Indlvrellonaar enreaees. a speedy, thorough and arrnnsrat I I Kl. IN tl AK AlsTLKIt. I'rlce.ats AOnerbotlle.orHveli.ittliia case with full dlret-tlons aud advice, a)lo, h.-nl He cure from oliw-rvatlon to any aildnM uputi reiN-lpt ol TH-v, or I . u. I ' lo oe lino omy oi llr. Mulltrld. Sill Kearnv atreet. Han Francisco, I 'hI. I'linmiltatloiissirVtl.viHiiiHilenllal. by letter or at olllc, FKKK. For IheninveuleiH-a vi liallents, and In order In sii-nre Iierfii-t sei-recy, 1 have adopted a private address, uuder whk-b all iwckagea are lorwarded. ISOTirE. I will send a trial bottle ol the Reltivenatneanfll rli-nl to show Its merit free ol charge, lo anyone aimcieo aiii.ving.ny tetter, staling nis symptoms aud age. ('ommunli'Mtlona strictly confidential. Nenralgle nnd Nervoua llenduche, Cold la Ik Head, Ntoppuge oflhe Nasal Paaange, ete. KtHrf Immrdiale. Curl rnaaaeal. " Had CstHrrh In its verv worst lorm. One bos 'Sure Cure' oureU me."-Waa. Barrriun ItalaeL " Have used It with the most gratifying result. W. r. Morcroas, Kdltor "New Age," & F, Ml httil huR sAII..,.,, u.1.1. fl.l...k ... ...... . Ihiii-s l)oliyiis"Nure('iire'rureil Uie."-Rev. T. M- ss. Anoeraon, eacnuuento, Uu. 1 per boat threa boars fur . Aak waar druggist for It. HODUJi, UAVIS Ol til., Wholesrle agenks, Portland. Oregon. F. W, WALKER, Mole Agt. Paclrle faaal. ICOiHaiiNonieHtreet, Hall Franclm-o, t.1 o-A..E,iso3sr'a SEWING MACHINE STORE, lot Third Btreet, Portland JOHN B. GARRISON, Proprietor, iOEKT fOR THE IMPROVED SINCER, -fki 1 IIILUbWwAIUIII CROWN, HOWE, DAVIS, WILSON, NEW HOME, ''D" HOWE, ROYAL ST. JOHN, Ati'i General Agent fnr Oregon nJ Waililnjloa lerntorj tor me Household Sewing Machine. Dealer lu all kinds ot Rowing Mscttln Attach. DienUJ, Needles, nil., Ktc .Sewing Machines repaired on short notice SIESON, CHURCH & CO., Portland, Oregon. EXPORTERS OF WHEAT ANO FLOUR. In tha Market at all tlinea fnr the ahasa Coinmoditleg. AHflrraa Air Infurm.llnn mm n wmIhm or Terms of CoualKninent. rALC'U PTA AM) OAKLAXD BAGS fas gala In lots to suit. Klencll mark a furnished free anDlleaw tlon. le. LUXDKERG & DUG, ELECTRICIANS and OPTICIANS 11 FOIBTII aT PORTLAND. Manufacturers of and Dealers In Telegraphic, Electrical aad nrveyer's la. atramcaU aad Materials. Optical Ussas f Every Dcactiptlaa. aoknt roa GRAY & CO.'S GALVANIC GIRDLL Ta Beat to Use. Patent Modela and Experimental M achlnerv a Km . dally. Joliblngand rvjialrtng promptly attended f. 0. It. B1BI, X. D. HOMtEPATHIC PHYSICIAN tod SURGEOrf. Tint ttroot, aVoT HerrisoB, PortlAsd, Or.