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VOLl 1X.-NO. 25.
KUGENE CITY, OREGON, SATURDAY APRIL 8, 187G.
$2.50 ()er year IN AOVANCC
" ' UBONLY,
RATES OF ADVKRTISlNtj
tataquar, 10 line or iem, one insertion $1; Mcb
.uhjeo.on ln,er"uu ' i 7
Tim. AdvertierswMb charged it tha following
rti: , '
but thrrt n,Bnth"
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'tramient notice in local oolumn, JO cent jer tin.
ler each insertion.
AdvertUing Wile will be rendered quarterly.
Alllobwor nmat be i-aid fob om pauvwit.
.nni'tIou-rroni 7 a, m. to 7 p.m. Sunday
fntm 2-30 to S:S0 p. xn, I(
. -Mail arrive from the aonth and leave. Koiwr north
10 a m Arrive, from the north ami leave. umg
..ith at 1S3 p. m. For Bitiislaw. Frankliu anil long
T m doi at 6 T.n. on Wednciay. For Crawford..
, Kttrn will U ready fr deliver. Yan1hKnrftffi!I
l .fai oi tram. iA-uciiimiii u i
ctt. hour before ATTE1U0N. P. M.
' ' Birru' SHnE'U.r-H. 0. Davenport, pwtor. Ser
;iiVry Sunday at 1 1 a. m. an f ; p. m. Sunity
fiffiat S p. in. Pyf '""J F,idtt'
MB"cBnBCB-A. 0. Fairchild, Farter. Service.
ati&J0a.m.andJ:30p.m. . .
Citia!-0. M. Whitney, Farter. Service by
apecial announcement. - . ' '
SaoBm Loixi ttf ., A. E. and A. M.
MeetaflMt and " onoflay. in eacu
XXJHu BPM01!- BOTTE ITOOK HO. u v.
TT o.F. MeeUevery Tuewlay evening,
AWi WlMAWHALA EUCAMPHKliT Ho. tf
meet ou the Sdand 4th Wfrlnralay. in each month.
y r T r
GEO. B. DORRIS,
JTTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT LAW,
i office oa Willamette street. Eugene City.
G. A. MILLER,
gggyt DENTAL UOOMS IN DUNN'S
B5flJ . V BUILDING.
Eugene City, Or.,
Profmet PENTISTRY AND ORAL SURGERY
DR. JOHN If HERB OLD,
,r SDRGICAt AND MECHANICAL DENTIST,
TJnderood'3 ; Brick Building. Up Stairs,
--v.-, Respectful!? ofTcrshia services to
KSthe citizei'i of tbis place and vicin
. CffrffYtj it y. in all the braacheaof bia pro
cuion. The Latcat Impioremoata Oi
. riate Work '
txeuuted in a satisfactory manner.
. STOCK 13 CASH, and AH Work MustQ Paid
r on Delivery.
f-vR F. WELSH has opened Dental Rooms
l) pern-antly In Underwood's building, Eugene
eity, and respectfully solicits a share ol the pub-
'VehMnc'by permission, Dr. J.R. Cardwell,
. A IV, PATTERSON,-
physician' and1 surgM,
Office on Ninth Street, opp6lt the St.
Charle Hotel, and t Hewldence,
' lCiJENK CITY. OltKOON.
DR. GEO. W. ODELL.
Office Up Stairs, first North of Astor flous.,
' ' .; EUGENE CITY, OREGON.
. For convenience of Klf and patron, all Jk'r.n
Mount will be left in charge of O. M. COOrbB,
Baq., opposite the .tone .tore, who i fully aathor
UeS to collect the wme. It lully expected tliat
all account for orvicc will be menentml for pny
tornt inthirty day., and collected in wxty.
Eugene City, April 5th, 167J. .
PRACTICAL G UNSMITII.
ntitra :w filTNS. RIPLES.
fund Materials. Kepariring done in
the neatest stv'e and warranifQ.
Sewing Machine. aiei,
'Locks. etc., itepuued.
Guns loaned and ammunition furnished.
Bhop on Ninth Street, opposite Star Bikery.
' JEWELRY ESTABLISMENT.
J. S. LUCKEY, ffiQ
DEALER IN K 3&
Clocks, Watches, Chains, Jewelry, etp.
Repairing Promptly ExecuU-iL
i J.S LUOKKV, t
POST OFFICE BCILDINO.
Willamette A Eighth St.. E'."-n- Tfy.
ft For Sale.
TWOOTWELLINO HOUSES, ,
Which r niceiy lou.l.1 and will be old at a bar
' : Boik and Stationery Store.
POST OFFICE BUILDIXO,EtfGENECn 1T,I
have on hand and am constantly receiving an
assortment of the Bt School and Misoellaneons
books, gtntionery, Blank Books. Portfolio, Cari
Wallet. Blank.. Portmonnaes, etc. etc. All or
iers. promptly Hilled. A. 8. P4TTERSON.
LIFE OFTRADE !
TTTTIX DO WOEK CHEAPEB than any other
HOESES SHOD TOE $150,
With new matarial, all round, Eeattting old ahoea
S C CBJU.
All warranted ! fly aatutarttan
Siop oa Eighth at, opposite Hum
BE N. F. D OR Rl S.
' ' ' DEALER IN
" " "' ' '
Stoves and Ranges,
Tin Ware, ,
PLAIN, FANCY 4APANNED
Shovels and Tongs,
Fenders tf Fire Dogs,
Cauldron $ Wash Kettles.
Hollow, Iron and Copper Ware,
PORCELAIN, TINNED BRAS3
FRESER VING KETTLES,
Driven Well & Force Pumps,
Lead and Iron Pipes,
Hose 'pes andfifoie
fit FACT, Everything belonging to my buai
1 ness.all of which I will sell at the
LOWEST CASH PRICES.
Of all kinds dona promptly and In a satMfactiofr
WELLS DRIVEN PROMPTLY
By attention to husinsss and honorable dealin
. hnpe to merit a share of your patronage
ju6 BEN. F. DO KRIS.
.All pei Rons knowing themselves in
debted tc me wi'l please call and
SETTLE WITHOUT DELAY.
3. F. DORRlS.
HAJEXEU MARKET !
BECKER & BOYD, Proprietors.
KEEPS CONSTANTLY ON HAND,
Dried Meat, of all kind.. Ird, Tallow, cto. Will
tell Beef in chunks from S to 6 cent.
GEO. S. WALTON.
NEW G O O D S.
In Dorris' Brick Building.
Walton & Lynch
Have formed a copartnership for the piopose of
carrying on a general
Grocery and Provision
Business, and wi!'. beep on' baaa a general1 as
Wood and Willow Ware',
Green and Dried Fruits,
Thty propose to do business on a
Which means that
Low Prices are Established
Goods delivered without charge" to Buyer
ALL KINDS OF PRODUCE WANTED
WK WILL PAY HIGHEST MARKET PRICE3
Eugene City Brewery.1
MATHIAS MKLLKll, Pro'p.
I. now prepared to fill .11 order, for
OF A SUPERIOR QUALITY.
Come and ve for yourself. A good article needs
B. C. PENNINGTON, - Proprietor,
THIS WELL-KNOWN LANDLORD ha aeain
taken clm'? nf the ASTOU HOl'iSK, an'l ha.
re-ttl anil re-lnrni.hed the turnr, and will keen it
aecnnd to no house in the Put. You need not fear
to give hi a call, for his taUe will be supplied with
the hest the country afford. Charge reaaonablu
Come one. oume all.
Real Estate For sale.
gEYEN OR EIGHT HCNDBED ACRES OF
Farm and Grazing Lands
For Sale on Easy Terms.
Also, HOrSE AND LOTS in Eojen.
. Vgeo. II. THinSTOX.
Carding and Spinnin
HAVINO PURCHASED the Machinery owned
by C. Goodchild. 1 am bow prepared to aaxe
sH kinds of
TARN, BATTS, Ac,
At the Lowest Living Rates.
EUGENE CITY, OREGON
, i BY RUOKNR BAYS.
Tho bue of her hide was a duskr brown,
Her body was lean, and her neck was slim,
Oa- horn turned up and the other down.
She was keen of vision and Inn; of limb.
With a Roman nose and a short stump tail,
And ribs like the Loops on a home-made
Many a mark did her body bear !
She had been a tared for all tblogefcnowD,
OnVnniiv a soar the dusky hair
Would grow no more where it once bad
Many a passionate parting shot
blud k'ft upon her a lasting spot.
Many and many a well-aimnd stone, .
Many a brickbat of condly size,
And iimny a cudgel, swiftly thrown,
Hud brought tfiirs to her bovine eyes;
Or hud houmlfd nffrroin hor bony buck,
Witb a noise like the sound of a rifle crack.
Many a day had she passed in the pound
For helping- herself lo her neighbor s corn
Many a cowardly cur and hound
Hud been transfixed by heitxrumpled hoin,
Many a tea pot and old tin pail
Had the farm bojs tied to her limoworn tuil.
Old Deacon Gray was a pious man,
I hough sometimes tempted to be prolaoe
When many a weary mile he ran
To drive her out of his crowing grain,
Sharp were the pranks that she use to play j
lo get ber Oil, and to get away.
She knew when the Deacon went to' town ;
She wisely watched him when he wept by;
He. never pawed her without a frown,
And an evil gleum in eucll angiy eye,
He would cruck his whip in a surly way,
And drive along in his "one-hoss shay."
Then at his homestead she loved to call.
Lifting bis burs with her crumpled horn,
Nimbly scaling his garden wall ;
Helping hersll to the standing corn,
Eating his cabbages, one by one ;
Hurrying homo when her work was done.
Often the Deacon homeward came,
Humming a tune from the house of prayer,
His hnpelul heart in a tranquil Iraine,
His soul as culm us the evening air, -
His loreheud smooth as a well worn plow,
To find in bis garden that highway cow.
His human passions were quick ) rise,
And striding forth with a savago cry,
With fury blazing from both his eyes,
As lightnings hash Irom a summer sky,
Redder and redder his face would grow,
And alter the creature he would go.
Over the garden, round and round,
Breaking his pear and apple trees,
Tramping his melons into the ground,
Overturning Ins hive of bees,
Living him angry and badly stung,
Wishing the old cow's neck was wiung.
The rhbsietf grew on tue garden wall ;
The years went by with their worg una
'l'he boys of the village grew strong and tall;
And the era? haired farmers pissea away,
One by one, as the red leaves fall ;
JJut the highway cow outlived them an.
All earthly creatures must have their day,
And many must nave inuir montus uuu
Some in dying will long delay ;
There is a climax to all careers ;
And the highway cow at last was slain
In running a race witb a railroad train.
All into pieces at once she went,
Just like sayings banks when they tail ;
Out of the world was swiftly sent ;
Little was left but ber slump tail.
The farmer's cornfields and gardens now
Are bauited do more b the highway cow.
Six thousand horses were eaten in Paris
The latest parasol handle contains a pow
der puff and a smull mirror.
To be honest now a duvs mustn't an of
fice-bolder be a confirmed bucbelor?
An Indiana town doesn't nmotint to much
now a duys unless it bus at least one ghost.
Cream-colored cheap huts trimmed with
strawberries are in the fashionable future.
Consumptives in South Bend are eating
dog fat. Let us never abuse dogs; tbey have
The wife of "Old Rfcknry's" Secretary of
War wore calico at ber receptions, without a
ruffle, or an ornament.
The heart's misgivings eating a mince pie
and wond'-ring, alter a pause, what the con
tents were composed of.
The woman of work sweeps cverthing be
fore her. the woman of fashiou sweeps every-
thiog b hiuJ her.
A Vermont woman is so cross eyed that
when idle weeps'the tears from the right eye
f ill on ber let! cheek.
Why is a ynong lad like a bill of ex-
change? because she ought to be settled
wht-n i-he'arrives at maturity.
A Westchesterlbny bandeilla minister a eu-
cbro deck, and said : "I've been converted,
and don't need tbem any more."
In a French play the plot shows that (be
late American rebellion was caused by Pres
ident Lincoln imposing a tax on absinthe.'
Says an exchange : "Santa Anna advises
Mexicans to cultivate catnip." As if tbey
were not already cultivated cattle nippers.
The HgyDlians used to wor-hip onions; but.
as Americans, we get down to beefsteak and
onions, with tears meet for repentance.
Nothing will set a woman's beart pulsat
ing more wildly than the sight of a new style
ot red Balmoral skirt.
It is said that the oldest diploma of Dart
mouth College bas written on the buck an
order for a quart of ruin signed by the bol
der of the diploma.
General Butler trots Boutwell on on knee
and Dawes or the other. lie is the most in
fluential man Massachusetts bas in the Un
ited States Senate.
Dr. Jewett lavs liquor will make a man
feel strong enough to challenge Goliab while
be bas to bold oo to a post to keep himself
WASHINGTON GOSSIP, i
';i 'Washington, March 21, 1S7G. ;
' Here is a story ol three honest trav
elers who dined ot an inn and saw in
one ol tho rooms a very costly watch.
When they had goue away together
the German said : "I wish I had left
my brass n atch and brought away the
gold one." . ('I wish,?' said the' Hun
garian, "I had taken tho watch." "I
have it in my pocket," said the Bohe
mian. It afterwards appeared that
the German had indeed made tho ex
change he upoko of ; but as tho Hun
garian had immediately stolen tho
gold watch from him ho took nothing
by the exchange, The good Bohe
mian, despising such dishonesty, ex
posed it to tho police. It'Donn Piatt
is td be believed, somolhing ot this
kind has been going on in President
Grant's Cabinet; and ho mentions tho
tall of Belknap, the resignation ot At
torney General Williams, the thrice
attempted burning of tho Navy De
partment building to destroy dam
aging papers, and tho payment of
fraudulent cotton and railroad claims,
and the Lord knows what other evils
and blessings as a few of the results.
His story involves tho Writing of anon
ymous letters by one lady of the
Cabin 3t, exposing tho wickedness of
other ladies aud tlco gentlemon of the
Most likely this is all true ; at least
the greater part of it is odicially
proven and publicly known. I men
tion it only because, taken with pend
ing exposures in tho immediate family
of the Prcsideut, in connection with
post-tradeships and the like petty in
famies, it shows a condjtion of things
which would have swept any Chief
Executive, at any other time, out of
his seat, as soon as tho forms of law
could bo complied with, and without
waiting for an election, and havo
broken any party to atoms.
Yet in tho taoe of all this, New
Hampshire gives its old-fashioned
Republican majority, Democratic
Connecticut is in doubt, anol tho
town elections ovorewhere in the
North sliow Republican gains. The
best men of the party have left it and
are m opposition or are silent; its
present leaders in Congress are in no
belter moral standing before tho
country than are thoso who surround
thj White House. In short the party
organization is a stench in the nos
trils ot tho people, but those same
people vole solidly in its support.
There is but one explanation ot this
thero can bo but one and readers
of this correspondence do not need
to be told what that explanation is.
We took occasion in advance of tho
speeches oi Messrs. Hill and Tucker
in the House lo deprecalo the airing
of Southern rhetoric on tho subject
ot the war, or the causes which led
to the war, or the principles under y
ing it, and warned our leaders of the
inevitable effect ot such utterances.
We called attention to the tact that
the generous, impulsive men who
made the bulk ot tin Northern array,
as of th Southern, would mast read
ily respond to any advances niado
them from the South, but would in
fallibly resent any supposed insult to
the c3uso they fought lor, or any un
necessary or ostentatious justification
of the cause they fought against. It
was not the inflammatory speeches of
Morton, B'uiuo aud Garfield, that
drove the volunteer soldiers of New
Hampshire to the polls, a compact
body ot Republicans voters; for such
speed es hive lost their power, but it
was thoso ol Hill and 'lucker which
could do io good in the Sjuth, but
which have such power for evil in the
North that it they are continued
Uclknap himself could be elected
I'rci,l..!if in VnviiinLnr ovpr the
porest Democratic- Statesman, in the
f.nnntrv. Whether tho war settled
any principles of government or not,
is d qnestiou that a wise minority
will diMcuss when discussion will Help
their cause, or at least when it will
not prolong and intensify tbe evils
Irom which they and their con
stituents sutler. Ihere is yet time
for Lamar and Gordon and Hancock
to speuk. It is time for Hill and
Toombs and Tucker to be silent.
Tho proceedings in Congress lor
the past week have been unimpor
tant, the absence of Marsh prevent
ing the Judiciary committee from
presenting the articles of impeach
ment against Belknap, but having
been granted immunity he will be
here on Wednesday and thetiial will
soon commence. The executi'e, legis
lative and judicial ' appropriation bill
is being discussed and it is said that
the New Hampshire election bts so
emboldened the Radical Senators that
they intend to resist tbe reduction
made by the House.
Senator Conklin seems to have a
strange idea of propriety and of his
A - t.' 1 1- I ' .-!.'.
auty as a fcenator. llo is known to
be more powerful than any other Sen
ator in securing appointments or re
inovals in the departments, and yet
ho went before tho board of Appeals
ot tne l atent and as attorney for one
of the parties iri ' the interference
case" of Sargent agaiust Yale made
an argument, extending over part ot
two uays ; ot course he won his caso,
as the members of the board could
bo removed at his word. Dkm.
"Hoblnaon Cruioe'a Ittonev,"
' N. T. Tribune.
Tho Hon. David A." Well's story,
with a dozen illustrations by Aost,
will be published to morrow by Har
pers it Brothers. It is a narrative
which takes up Do Fou's story at tho
point of tho arrival of tho English
sailors on the islatui, when tho inhab
itants began to need currency. They
first used cowrie, collected with con
siderable labor about tho island; this
currency was increased, and business
took a tine start, when some enterpris
ing fellows found heaps of cowrie on
a neighboring island,
"Finally,' the secret of the whole
matter leaked out. Other people be
sides the original three shrewd telhVws
louiKt out where the supply ot cowries
came Irom, ami made haste to visit
the remote island, provide themselves
witn money, and put it in circulation.
But tho more 0moiiey that was is
sued tho inoro was needed to supply
tho wants ot trade, until at last it
took a four-horse wagon load of cow
rie's to buy a bushel of wheat. Then
the bubble burst. Stock companies
all failed. Trade became utterly stag
nant. The man whom Robinson
Crusoo bad mado secretary of the is
land treasury thought ho could help
matters by issuing a few more cow-
s, but it was ot no use.
The shrewd and idle fellows who
had first found the cheap supply of
cowries had taken very good care to
keen the substantial valuablo things
houses, lots, plows, grain, etc,
which they had received in exchange.
They had in fact, gftiwn rich by rob
bing the rest ot the community, lhe
community, however, were too cour
teous to call them thieves, and in con
versation they were usually referred
to as shrewd financiers, and as men
ahead of their time. The concluding
act of the curious island experience
was, that the formerly so highly priz
ed money became depreciated to such
an extent as to possess value only as
a material tor making lime. The
people accordingly, by burning, made
limo out of it, and then, in order to
make things outwardly cheerful, used
the lime as whitewash."
Soon tin y discovered gold, aud in
troduced it as currency, but not with
out objection. In the next generation,
tobniHoti Crusoe and the other sutler-
era by the cowrio experiment having
lied, paper currency and inlJation
came into tasuion. borne oi me most
iitilar books which wero published
about this time on tho island had the
following suggestive titles: "A' Na
tional ; Debt a National Blessing;"
"Don't Pav as you Go, a sure Way to
Get Rich;'" "Pulling at your Boot
straps tho best Way to Rise in the
World, and tho like. 1 his experiment
was popular, and tho new principles
of trade were generally adopted by en
terprising men. But tho great, tri
umph ot "representative money was
when tho foot-and-mouth diseaso at
tacked tho cattle, and there was no
milk to bo had. There Was an im
mense public meeting to demand that
tho "Lacteal Fluid Association" at
once issuo more milk tickets.
"That night the babies were all sup
died with milk-tickets in tho place
of milk. Milk-tickets sweetenod, milk-
tickets plain, milk-tickets with their
backs jiaintcd green, and interchange
able with milk tickets drawing cream
skimmed from other milk tickets,
liut, strange to say, tho babies, one
and all, with that same sort of in
stinctive perversity which induces
children of a larger growth to refuse
to accent shams for reality, and be
grateful in addition, refused to take
to milk tickets. Tho uproar ot the
night preceding was as nothing to
thedisturhances of tne night following
and morning dawned upon aa unre-
fieshcd and troubled population. As
soon as tho necesary arrangements
could be made, another meeting asscm
l.h'd. But the meeting this time was
composed of babies, backed by their
mammas and nurses. There was no
theory in their sentiments; hnd though
young in yearn, one and all felt that
they had lived long enough to know
what their fathers apparently did not
know namely.tho diHereuce between
milk and paper. The resolutions
voted were brief, but to the poiut, and
were substantially as lollows;
"First, that the exigencies of the
times demanded more milk, and not
more milk-tickets; second, that the
way to get more milk was to have
more cows; third, that the way to get
more cows was to go to work and raise
them, or raise something else equally
vahiable,and then with this something
j else buy cows; fourth,', Ityai. rbere are
certain eternal verities against whioh
It, is useless lor eitncr cauico (ur uii-u
to contend, A committee twas ap
pointed to procure a mi(l of the gods,'
to errind tib thoso who disbelieved in
the last resolution,' and the meeting
adjourned." , ' ; '
From tho Naw York World. ,
Till WORRIED CLAM. ( . ,
A Clam while passing through &,
Carpenter's Shop encountered a hun
gry Heron, and (for tho wtnd south
erly) knowing him from ths surround
ing handsaws, modestly withdrew
into his shell. The Heron commeut
ed unfavorably upon his conduot for
some time and proposed i mutual
council, but all was of no avail,.
Finally a thought struck Lira and .he,
denounced tbe clam before Heaven aa
a perjuror and a liorse:jthi)f. .The, In
dignant clam thereupon Imprudently
abandoned his policy of silence,'; tyut
alas ! he had hardly opened $ji mouth
whon the Heron swallowedhiai. . ,
Moral Second thoughts are not
TUB iW-MIDARY AND THB BARB,
An innumerable caravan.
supply of water had booome exhaust-,
od, was leaned in tne qesori, wnen
Barb approached a dromedary and
besought him to sot thorn up1. lv.Tbis'
however, the selfish animal refused tf .
do, affirming that ho bad no. surplus
over ,110100 consumption. . " Water,"
said ne, laughing in the consciousness'
of bis wealth, "pure water, wight
wator for tne. What would you not
give if you had, like me.ca tnroa& 7
tect long to loot it trickling dow nana
three stomachs to enable yon to de
prive two other boasts of thoir.
Bbare 1" The conversation was here.
interrupted by the appearanoe'. ot
thoir master, who, being a'so parchod,
with thirst, drew ins soimeior ana,
killed tho dromedary, then' opening'
his three stomachs shared their re
freshing contcuts with the barb. . . . p
Moral He laughs best who laughi
last. o . .
TUI ICONOCLAST AND CANNIBAL.
An ioonoolast once essayed to con
vince a cannibal of the folly ot idola-,
try. "For instance," be said, "here i4
this palm treo beueatn which we are,
sitting. You might with fft portion,
of it make a club wherowilh' to kill
mo ; spit a haunch of roe on a second
and having roasted it over a fire mado(
with a third, sit down to it on a
fourth that served you as a chair,'
then pick your teeth with a fifth frag-
ment and praiso for your delightful
meal an idol carved out ot a sixth.'
But would that God" "That it t
fact, though I had nevor thought of it,
before," replied the cannibal, nd.
tearing a fragment from the palm tree
ho killed the iconoclast and faithfully
carried out bis programme.
Moral Quieta uon nori movere.'
Let well alone.
THM TtbiiisT NEWSBOr.' ; -'
A noVsboy was passing along thek
street, whon he chanced to discover a t
purse of greenbacks. t He was at first'
inclined to conceal it," but, repelling
the unworthy suggestion, be asked a
venerable man if it were his'n The
vcnerablo man looked at it hurriedly
said it was, patted hira on the bead,
gave him a quarter and said he would
yet be Preeident. The venerable.'
man thon hastened' away, bui waa,
arrested for having counterfeit bills "
in his possession,' whilo t the hopest
newsboy played pennv;an,ta withbls
hnmblo quarter, and ran' it op' 16 '
9. n- ' ' ' '
Moral Honesty is sometimes tbe
TUI TWO TURKEYS.
An honest farmer once led his two
turkeys into his granary and told
tbem to eat, drink ana oe merry.
One of these turkeys was wise and ,
one toolisb. Tbe foolish bird at once
indulged excessively in the pleasures (
of the stable, unsuspicious of the
future, but the wiser fowl, in order
that he might not be fattened and
slaughtered, fasted continually, mor '
tilted his flesh, and devoted himsell to
gloomy reflections npbn the brevity
ot life. ,When ThanksgtvjhgV ap-
E reached ; the honest t farmer . kdled
oth turkeys, and placing a rock in
the interior ot the pradent turkey
made nim weign more man nispiump
Moral Dum vivmus, vivamus. ' -
Crauf and the Kepablleana.
From th. Nation. ,
The crisis came when an ignorant '
soldier, coarse in his tastes' and blunt '
in his perceptions, fond of money and (
material enjoyment and of low com
pany, was put in the presidentiar
chair. His real character as a civilian
began to appear very early in his ad-.
ministration. It was fully revealed
when he received his second nomiita-
tion, and on tho day he received it
the Republican party assumed wo re
sponsibility for him and his bltovrcrs
which is to-day covering 5t with 'in-''