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WEEKLY CORVALUS GAZETTE. CORVALLIS, - - JULY 16, 1880 THE OLD MILL. Here from the brow ot tbe bill I look. Through a lattice of boughs and leaves. On tbe old gray mill with its gambrel roof, And the moss on Its rotting eaves. I bear the clatter tbat Jars Us walls, And tbe rushing water's sound, And I see tbe black floats rise and fall, As tbe wheel goes slowly round. I rode there often when I was young. With ray grist on tbe horse before. And talked with Nelly, tbe millet's girl, As I waited my turn at tbe door. And while she tossed her ringlets brown, And flirted and chatted so free, The wheel might stop, or the wheel might go, It was all tbe same to me. 'Tla twenty years since last I stood On tbe spot where I stand to-day, And Nelly Is wed, and the miller Is dead, And tne mm ana i are gray. But both, till we fall Into ruin and wreck, To onr fortune of toil are bound; And the man goes, and tbe stream flows, And the wheel moves slowly round. Harper's Magazine. THAT LITTLE FRIGHT. "For my part," said Harry Sinton, "I'rr. not particular : a good little heart. fair sense and a sweet temper ; after that 'her hair shall be what color heaven pleases.' Not that I am afraid of beau ty I like a pretty girl as well as anyone hut I don't insist on it as something I am entitled to. Tbe elegant Bert Dean smiled a smile of contempt. "My good fellow, said he, "your powers of comparison must be very lim ited if you propose exchanging your thousand bachelor privileges for such a triliina consideration. "Well, what do you -want? Let us hear." "I don't know that I want anything; I am very well contented as I am. "But what would induce you to be come a Benedict?" "Let me see; I don't wish to be un reasonable. Beauty is, of course, the first requisite; wouldn t look at an heiress without it. Mere beauty, how ever, is a very slight matter. I must not be afraid of my wife's opening lips. Of course she must sing, speak several languages. Given all these, and a suit able income say twelve to fifteen thousand a year and I might think of it then. "What, nothing more?" asked the other, ironically, "I am afraid you go too cheap. "Bert Dean," said Harry, solemnly "vou are a conceited fop ! A good look ing one, I admit, and not originally des titute of brains; but eaten up, devoured by inordinate vanity, and I firmly expect to see you knocked down, some a ay, to a girl with red ringlets." Bert Dean shrugged bis shoolders. "May will expect me early," he said, and retired to his dressing room. He emerged from it an hour or so later, in the most scrupulously exquisite condition. He had some excuse for making extravagant demands about a wife. His Cousin May called him when all things were considered, the first young man in society, and was casting her eyes around for a suitable match for mim. When he entered her well-lighted rooms, they were already quite full. He made a tour of the apartments, bestow ing a little languid notice on two or three favored ones, and presently sub sided into a chat with Mrs. Miller. Tins lady was neither very young nor partie larly pretty, but he liked to talk to her, and so he remained at her side. "Mr. Dean," she said, when half an hour or more had elapsed, "I am afraid the young ladies will hardly forgive me for absorbing your attention so long. See there is a young lady quite alone; pray go and make yourself charming." Bert turned his head. "What!" he exclaimed, "That little fright? Mrs. Miller, do be merciful!" But Mrs. Miller did not smile. "I beg your pardon," he said, politely. "It was very wrong to speak as I did." "It was indeed. I am afraid she heard you, too." "That is not possible!" he said, with real mortification. Mrs. Miller relented at the sight of his vexed countenance. "The only atonement you can offer," she said, "is to seek an introduction and make yourself as agreeable as you can. Perhaps she will forgive you, or think she did not hear aright." "Must I? Will you pardon me on no other terms?" "Oertainlv not. When I sea the vouner lady smiling upon you you shall be re stored to my esteem, and not till theu." "Cruel! but I am obedient." And he went in search of an introduction. Mr. Sinton chanced to be near at hand, and opened his eyes slightly when he learned his friend's desire. "Know her? he said. "Of course I do! Prophesied concerning her before we came, red ringlets and all. Didn't think, though, that your fate would be down on you so soon." "Nonsense! Sinton, pray be serious." "Because it is such a serious matter with you? Very thing I was saying; how unreasonable you are! But come on." And Miss Pierce and Mr. Dean were presently exchanging opinions on the staple party-going topics. To do Bert justice, he sincerely re gretted his thoughtless exclamation. He was ungentlemanly, he knew, and he had, besides so great a horror of female ugliness as to regard all subjects to it with a painful compassion. The dread that Miss Pierce had overheard his re mark gave him just that sting of self re proach that one would feel had he alluded to the infirmity of a deformed person in his presence. He determined to be so agreeable and deferential that she should imagine that her ears had de ceived her. Conversation progressed very pleas antly between the two. "Nice girl to talk to," Mr. Dean de cided. "Sweet voice, no giggle, no af fectation." Just as he made this reflection, he en countered the eyes of Harry Sinton, and fancied he saw them in satrical amuse ment. Awakened by this glance to the conviction that he was making himself the subject of mirth, he sought the side of an acknowledged belle, and saw no more of Irene Pierce until dancing began. She was standing opposite him, in a set where the fashionable Miss Bently was his partner. This young lady was con sidered a very elegant personage. She wore a Paris dress, and the costliest ornaments of any one in the room. "Bert Dean's glance rested with satisfaction on Irene Pierce. Her face, undeniably pretty, her dress was a stranger to Paris; and had, perhaps, been made at heme, but it was accompanied by a smooth, white neck and a pair of rounded arms. As Bert made these, comments, and lis tened dissatisfied to bis companion's common-place remarks, he decided to en gage his viz-a viz for the next set. He found himself repaid for his daring, for Irene Pierce could speak of her own sex without malice. Her conversation was intelligent, which assured him she was familiar with the best books, and her choice language pleased him. All this he discovered in the pauses of the dance, and she pleased him so well that he lingered at her side rather longer than mere politeness demanded when the set was over. On his homeward way, in company with his friend tern ton, he had encountered some raillery. He an nounced himself to have found Miss Pierce the most agreeable girl he had found in a long time, truly lady-like and intelligent. "You can't deny that her hair is red," laughed Harry. "Certainly not; but it was tastefully arranged. CHAPTER II. The next day, in the afternoon, found Bert Dean standing on the steps of the house, which belonged to Miss Pierce's father. He did not tell his friend that he had asked permission to call, but he did. He found Mrs. Pierte and her daugh ter sitting together in the back parlor, with their work. Irene was brading a sacque for her little sister, and her mother employed on something more practical. She had not been well schooled, as the idea that she was to leave the room did not occur to her. Irene did not look as plain as she had done last night, as her animated con versation dazzled him. There was an af fectionate confidence between mother and daughter that he had not met in the best society, and he found it, or some thing else", so pleasant that he largely outstayed the limits of a fashionable call. "I had better not call again," he thought as he went home ; " but what a delightful companion she would be ! " A week or two went by, and Bert ad hered to his new resolution of not call ing, but was unable to prevent himself from watching for her. " May," he asked carelessly of his cousin one evening, " who are these Pierces ? " "Old friends of mine," she answeared; " excellent, substantial people; but why do you ask?" "I have met them but here, and that is the last time I have heard of them," he said. "Mrs. Pierce thinks home is the best place for girls, so she does not go out much?" If Irene Pierce went out so little, there was scarcely a chance that they should meet except at her own house. And did he really care enough about the acquaint ance was it valuable enough for him to take trouble to find it? Probably these questions were an swered in the affirmative, as the next day brought him to Miss Pierce's door. Nor was that the only occasion on which the neighbors opposite had the privilege of seeing him. Again and again he came, but as time was going on, he grew strange ly diffident. Drawn day by day by Irene's side, happy nowhere else, he could affirm even to himself that she was more than a friend to him. There had been a time that, to declare himself a lover, involved some sacrifices on his part; it seemed strange now that he should be anxious to make such sacrifice, yet doubt, with anxiety whether Irene would care to ac cept it. Some weeks of suspense went by, and he could wait no longer. One bright day, when favoring fate had left them a little while alone, he spoke not very elo quently, but still sufficiently coherently to m ake his meaning plain . Irene colored deeply, and refused him. At this he grew a little more self pos sessed, and begged to know he reasons. She declined to state them. He per sisted ; was there a previous attachment. She blushed more vividly, and said no such thing existed. Was there not some hope for him, then ? Might not her resolution be over come ? Might not these reasons cease to exist ? Oh, no! Her resolution was unalter able. Then he urged an explanation, and in sisted on it as his right. His suit was pushed with ardor, and Irene's agitation proved that she was not insensible. But with a great effort she commanded her self. "I should be most unjust to you and to myself," said she, "could I allow a transient feeling to set aside my judgment." "Transient! O Irene!" But she silenced him. "Could I allow myself to give you a wife whom everybody you, most of all must consider disagreeable ?" She hesitated a moment. "What do you mean ?" cried Bert, in amazement. "You cannot have forgotten onr first meeting," she said, more composedly; "do not oblige me to repeat your words that evening." The room swam around Bert Dean. "That little fright!" Oh! the sacrilege, the horror, of that speech! Could ho have made it and about that angel ? Overwhelmed with mortification, he strove to explain, to say how entirely his feelings were altered. "Enough, sir, said Miss Pierce, with dignity. "Spare yourself the trouble of apologizing; it is quite unnecessary, and altogether useless." And so she left him. Surely this was an awkward situation for a lover, particularly for Bert, who had contemplated arranging matrimonial affairs in such a quiet, well-bred way. He went home in despair, could any woman even Irene, gentlest, dearest of women forgive such an insult to her vanity ? If she could only see his heart, and know how long he had ceased to re gard her as plain, in how many ways she was even beautiful to him! But to ex plain this to her it was impossible! He could never obtain her pardon. And her love? That was too far and dear to dream of. Private life has its Napoleons, how er. They rout impossibilities, and prove them to be the merest shams. A week from this dreadful day, Bert was sitting very much at home in the same parlor whence he had withdrawn so ignominiously, and Irene looked at him in a way that clearly showed that she had relinquished her "resolution and sacri ficed her judgment." A Vermont hunter refrained from firing at six rabbits and two foxes that he saw, because he wanted to have his gun all ready when that deer, which his dogs were running, came up, and when the animal did apper, and proved to be a heifer from a neighboring pasture, he sprained his knee kicking the hound that ran it. The Oil City Derrick very truthfully remarks that many a young girl's life has been wrecked on the waves of her handkerchief. TRIED AND TRUE. In the midst of a pleasant conversa tion with his hostess, Harold Arleigh abruptly paused, a sudden flush on his face, a strange, startled look in his hand some dark eyes. What he had been about to say he never knew; of his ungraciousness he was not conscious until he saw Mrs. Goldsby's glance of politely surprised in quiry. "Pardon me," he said, turning toward her with a winning and apologetic smile, "I saw a lady among your guests just now so like a dear friend I knew and lost long ago, that the resemblance quite ex cited me." "Ah, you mean the young lady in white silk and opal ornaments, with yel low curly hair and cheeks like peach blossoms. She is very beautiful there is none like her. She is Ermengrade Burroughs, a dear friend, who is staying with me for a few weeks. Shall I intro duce you?" returned the lady. "If you wish - if you will be so kind as to honor me," faltered the young man, visibly embarrassed. His hostess gave him one keen but covert look. "Ermengarde has made another con quest" she thought. "If I dared I should warn him. I should tell him that this fair woman, with her alluring, smiling eyes, her sweet voice and her exquisite grace, has no heart to be won." Five minutes later her two friends were whirling through a waltz together, and she wondered somewhat why Harold had grown so pale, and why Ermengarde seemed so haughty and cold. "One would think they were lovers who had quarreled," was her mental criticism. She was not wrong, for years before these two hadjoved each other dearly. They had been betrothed, and the mar riage day fixed, when the trial came that parted them. Harold Arleigh suddenly found himself fatherless and utterly pen niless; but idleness and luxury had not spoiled his high and noble spirit. He could cheerfully accept years of toil and study and struggling, but he felt that he could not happily and conscientiously wed his wealthy Ermengarde until he might regain his worldly equality with her. "The world says unpleasant things of poor men who marry rich women," he had told her. "Why should we care for what the world has said or may say?" the girl returned impatiently. " All I have be longs to you, Harold. Do not leave me." Even in that trying moment, with her dear hands clinging on his arm, her pleading ees upon him, he never wavered. "I must, my darling,," he had answer ed her firmly, though his heart was heavy with regret and pain. "And re member, though I leave you free, I shall remain loyal to you in heart and deed as the only woman I can ever make my wife. I am not selfish enough to ask you to wait for me for years, my Ermengarde." What the girl replied she could never distinctly remember, but she knew her words were cruelly reproachful, and she was half mad with the agony of losing him for even a few brief years. And he left her with with a look on his white, beloved face she would never forget until her dying day. She felt that he had wronged her gen erous affection, insulted her womanly pride and left her with pitiless indiffer ence to be scorned and mocked as a bride deserted by her bridegroom. She had heard of sweethearts who had waited for lovers who had never come; of wo men who had wasted the best years of their lives npon lovers that were false; and her whole soul cried out in bitter, unforgiving anger against him. Neither pardon nor trust would she give him. And yet she accepted the freedom he had given her with that sort of defiant mis ery all women feel when slaves of a love that neither time nor anguish nor hu miliation, nor inhuman cruelty even, can ever lessen. And that night at Mrs. Goldsby's soiree they had met again met after long years as strangers. And during those years Harold Arleigh had won that for which he had toiled so faithfully. He had won an honorable position among the most honorable men; he was esteemed as one of the most bril liant members of the legal fraternity; and by travel and study he had acquired that elegance and dignity of manner that commands the homage of society. If Harold Arleigh chose to wed an heiress the world could not say he mar ried for money and social distinction, nor would he feel that he would barter the noble independence of his manhood by such a union. But for him the wide world held only one woman, sweet and dear, and she, it seemed, was no longer attainable. "Is this the Ermengarde I have loved all my life?" he asked himself, as he gazed upon her fair, passionless face; the Ermengarde in whose affection and faithfulness I trusted despite her unrea sonable anger against me ?" And he sighed heavily as he led her to a seat after the waltz was over. "I did not think to meet you here," he faltered, as the gay groups swept by, leaving them alone. "We meet many people unexpectedly, Mr. Arleigh," she answered in a cold, se rene voice. Her cool tranquility almost maddened him. The years that had passed seemed to him but the dreary dream of an hour, and the sorrowful parting but of yester day. He bent over her until his hot breath burned her cheek. ' 'Ermen garde," he whispered in hoarse, agitated tones, "are you so changed? Have you really forgotten, or do you quite ignore what we were once to each other ? I have been faithful. I have made myself worthy to ask you to be my wife. Give me one word, Ermengarde one word to send me from you again, or to keep me by your side for the remain der of our lives." Her stony calmness was all gone now. She trembled perceptibly and arose be fore him pale as death. Her lips moved with a little gasp, but what she meant to say she did not utter, for at that moment a gentleman came to her side, and with a word of apology to Harold claimed her for the next dance: And just then his hostess touched his arm with her fan. "My husband is asking for yon, Mr. Arleigh," she said, adding lightly, "Did you not find my dear Ermengarde charm ing? She is a lovely creature. Just the least bit a coquette, perhaps. I believe she is engaged to the gentleman who is dancing the German with her." Harold Arleigh despieed gossip and regarded all rumors as. unreliable, but in his present mood of suspense the words of his hostess grieved him as the most bitter proven truth could do. Ermengarde had pledged herself to an other," and this was the end of his dreams and hopes. All that was left for him to do was to bravely bear his disappoint ment. But how could he meet her day after day and look upon her fair, dear face, listen to Her sweet, beloved voice, and not betray the pain of his cruel loss? Many things puzzled Harold during the weeks that followed. Often he found her regarding him with a singu larly thoughtful, half resentful look in her earnest blue eyes. Once, coming in to the unlighted parlor at twilight, he saw her sitting before the piano, her gol den head bowed low, her lovely form shaking with silent sobs. And once, when they were quite alone, she spoke kindly and gently of the evening, they met. "You asked me a question that night," she said, with a quiet dignity and and delicate reluctance of manner, "it was scarcely my fault that it was not answered then." "I know what you would have said, Miss Burroughs," he returned, gravely; "I am sorry for having so .startled and of fended you. I was wrong and inconsid erate, and I can only acknowledge my fault and ask pardon for it." She regarded him for a minute with shy wonder, and then turned away haughtily, her fair face scarlet, and an unmistakable expression of scorn and re sentment in her blue beautiful eyea. "I fear I am hopelessly stupid," re sumed Arleigh, in pained, perplexed tones. "I am sure I have displeased you again, but I cannot conjecture how. O Ermengarde, will you never understand that I would not willingly give you one moment of disquiet?" "I do not profess to understand you at all," she answered as she left him. "She denies me even her friendship," he thought soirowfully. A long time after she had gone he stood by the parlor window, gazing out into the night a black, dreary night, with the rain drifting over the roof in sheets, and the wild wind roaring up from the river. "Just the evening for a cosy chat be fore a comfortable fire," observed Mrs. Goldsby, coming in, and after ringing for lights, drawing the heavy curtains with a little shiver. "I thought Ermen garde was with you, Harold you are not going? Mr. Goldsby wished to show you those curious things sent him to-day. The dear fellow has a passion for odd and antique relics, and his study is quite an interesting museum, I assure you. Alan, do bring Miss Burroughs," con cluded the vivacious little lady. Presently Ermengarde came a slim, elegant figure, dressed simply in black silk, with a cluster of white roses on her bosom. "Here is something you would like, Miss Burroughs," observed Mr. Goldsby, taking from his box of relics a curious necklace of gold with a pendant of ex quisite pearls. "If one could only know the history of all these things, murmured the girl, as she glanced over them a tiny gro tesque bronze statuette, a few coins cen turies old, a cup of silver fantastically caryed. and among them all a small toy pistol with a jeweled stock. "This, at least, is not very ancient," she pursued, taking up the diminutive weapon. "Be careful, dear, it may not be harm less, remarked her hostess. The wise injunction came too late. As Ermengarde turned it about scrutiniz- mgly m her white fingers, there was a sharp click and report; the dangerous toy dropped at her feet and she flung up her shivering hands with a little cry of fright and pain. "Oh, what have you done ?" cried Harold, as he saw the red blood trickling over her soft neck and staining the white roses on her bosom. "It is nothing," gasped the girl, and then tottered back upon the sofa, pallid and unconscious. "She has only fainted," said Arleigh, as he bent over her. "There is no cause for alarm. The ball merely cut the ten der flesh. But the host had gone, evidently to send for a physician, and his frightened wife had followed him aimlessly into the hall. "Oh, my love, my love," moaned Harold. "I had almost rather see you lying here before me dead than to know that you will be the wife of another." It would seem that she heard his voice and understood his words even in her unconsciousness, for she suddenly open ed her eyes and smiled like a little child awaking from a dream. "What were you saying, Harold?" she asked, faintly, regarding him with a won dering look. "That it is agony to give you up to an other, my darling," he rejoined slowly. Her pain and fright were all gone now. She rose before them proudly, her pale cheeks growing rosy. "Harold," she said, gravely, "if I am not your wife, I shall never be the wife of another. You have wronged my love and fidelity if you have ever thought differ ently." The spell of the sweet old love dream was upon them; there was no need for explanations, for heart spoke to heart and each understood the other; all anger was forgiven and all mistakes forgotten. "I suppose only for my stupid accident we should never have been reconciled," smiled Ermengarde, by and by; "and I should have been angry with you all my life as I had been for years. " "Those years of our lost happiness have not been lived in vain," he answered, seriously. "Our love is tried and true, and your husband will be your honor and supporter, instead of a pensioner on your beauty." Lovely, happy Ermengarde was in clined to test the practical part of her lov er's argument, but thinking of his great, manly love so "tried and true," she, with true, womanly sentiment, began to be lieve in his wisdom. "After all," she confessed to Mrs. Goldsby; "I think I should despise a hus band who would be what my dear Harold would have been if I in my silly fondness could have made him so. I loved him then; now I adore and honor him." "And we shall send you that enchanted pistol for a bridal present," Mr. Goldsby assured her, laughingly. . .. Naming Childeek in China. In China the names of children are given according to circumstances associated with the time of their birth. If a child is born at mid-night its name may be Midnighfc if the season be rainy, the child's name may be Rain; if birth oc curs on the birthday of some relative, that relative's age may be the name of the new-born, and so there are names of Thirty, Five, Fifty, One, and other num bers. But there are even more curious names. If the parents desired a boy, and a girl is born, her name may be Ought-to-be-a-Boy. Boston Transcript. OLD DAN. Farmer Henderson came in from the barn one morning with his hands and clothes wet and covered with mud, his face red and his eyes flashing. "Ned!" he shouted, as he entered the kitchen. " Where's Ned?" " Here I am!" came a cheery voice in reply, and an instant after a bright, strong boy of some sixteen years entered the old-fashioned country kitchen from the adjoining woodshed where he had been cutting potatoes for the day's plant ing. " Do you want anything? "I want to tell you this," said Mr. Henderson, as he washed himself at the sink, and rubbed his weather-beaten face with a coarse towel until it was even more red than before. "Old Dan must be killed! Just see the state I am in, and all from that worthless old rascal. I won't have him about the house an other day. He's good for nothing but to make trouble, and he must be shot before night!" added the farmer wrathfully. Ned was about to plead for his pet when his little sister came into the room. I'Why, papa, what is the matter?" she cried, running to him in astonishment, "Did you fall into the creek?" "I might as well, he replied, half laughing. "Old Dan butted me into the wa tering-trough . " There was a shout of laughter from both children, in which their mother joined. "Well, Jedediah," said Mrs. Henderson, coming into the kitchen shaking with mirth, "what could you have been think ing about to let an old ram, most twenty years old, knock you into the watering trough!" "But," explained her husband, " he took me unawares. I had just filled one pail to carry to the barn, and was stoop ing to dip the other when the old rascal came at me like the wind and knocked me completely into the water? He scam pered, I tell you, before I could got out. He knew he had done mischief. Anyhow, he's got to be killed to day, sure. He's only a nuisance, and I'll shoot him to night, when we come back from town, if he's on the farm." Two hours latter Mr. and Mrs. Hen derson drove away to be absent from home until night. As they rattled out of the yard old Dan suddenly appeared close to the gate, and wagging his tail as if in derision, gave utterance to a hoarse "Ba-a-a a!" The farmer turned, shook his whip at the fellow, and cried, "This is your last day, my boy, make the most of it." Ned and Carrie were the only children. Leaving Carrie in the house alone, after they had considered a while whether there was any way of ayeiting old Dan's sad fate, Ned shouldered his hoe and marched off to his work, planting pota toes with Cronson, the hired man, in the "back lot." But the little girl of thirteen had no thought of being afraid. She had the break! as t dishes to wash, some sweeping to do, and the dinner to get, all before 12 o'alock. Time fled. The dishes stood in shining rows upon the pantry shelves, the broom had performed its work, and Carrie was preparing the vegetables to be boiled, when there came a faint knock at the door. Supposing it to be one of the neighbors, the little girl did not rise, but called : t I " 111 The door was slowly opened and a man stepped within. He wore a black coat, buttoned to his ehin, and very threadbare. His trousers, too, were black and very shiny, and much too short for him. On one foot was a boot, while the other was graced by a ragged shoe. He carried a battered silk hat in his hand. His face was long and solemn, but quite red, his eyes bleared, his hands very dirty, and altogether he was a queer-looking visitor. "Is your ma at home, miss?" said he, in a half whine, as he glanced sharply about the room. "No, sir," replied Carrie, wondering why he asked; "she has gone to Under bill. Did you wish to see her? "Oh, no," the man replied. "I only asked out of politeness, you know," and he smiled solemnly at the little girl, and winked one eye. "No, I came on busi ness with your pa particular, urgent business. S pose he's round, is he not?" "No, sir; he went to town with mother," said Carrie. "Now, that's too bad!" exclaimed the visitor, as he seated himself; "and I've come so far to see him. But perhaps your brother or sister would do as well." "I haven't any sister," said the little hostess laughing, and my brother's over in the back lot. He'll be in by and by, though, if he'll do." " Well, I don't hardly believe he will, after all," said the man, shaking his head thoughtfully, "and I can't wait to day, anyway; I hain't the time. But I'm ter ribly hungry. If I could I'd stay to din ner, miss. However, under the circum stances, perhaps you had better give me a light lunch before I go; a piece of pie and a cup of tea and a little meat, or something of that sort." "Oh, certainly; only I can t give you the meat, for we haven't it in the house," said Carrie, rising; "bnt I will find something." And she brought from the pantry a whole apple pie, which she placed before him with a knife and fork. "If you will help yourself 111 have the tea ready in three minutes." "All right, my dear, said the man, seizing the knife and drawing tbe pie to ward him. "X will act upon your aavice. The last time I took dinner with General Grant," he continued, as he cut a great piece and began to eat, "he said to me, Governor, governor, said he, "neverdis- regard a lady's advice;' and I have al ways remembered what he said," and he chuckled merrily, and nodded his head at the delicious-looking pastry before him. Carrie wondered a little at the table- manners of the man who had dined with Grant, but she steeped his tea, flavored it with rich cream and sugar, and passed it to him. "I am not much of a hand for tea," said the man, as he drained the cup, but my doctor says that I must drink it for my digestion. Buined my diges tion while I was in the army, you see;" and he winked solemnly. "By the way," he continued, picking up the silver tea spoon from his saucer, "have you any more of these? They are as neat a pat tern as I ever saw, and odd, too. I should like to see the rest of the dozen, if you have them." "Mother has only eleven," said Carrie, in her innocence, "and she is very proud of them; but I will show them to yon." Then she brought the little box with the precious table-silver eleven tea spoons, four tablespoons and an ancient cream-jug all pure silver,- and shining brightly and placed them before her in quisitive visitor to admire. He had finished his light lunch, mat is, the pie was demolished and the tea- pot empty. As the little girl handed him the treasures he arose, took tho box to the window, examined its contents for a moment, and then, as if in joyful sur prise, said: "I am right! They are the very spoons! The very same identical spoons that my friend lost when he was a boy ? How lucky it is that I have found them at last!" With these words and a very low bow, the rascal opened the door and slipped away with the spoons and silver cream pitcher down the path toward the gate. For an instant Carrie stood motion less; then, rushing after him, she shrieked: "Give me those spoons. They are my mother's spoons, and you are trying to steal them! You are a thief, a thief! Bring them back! bring them back! The man, however, paid no attention to the child's cries, but ran rapidly down the path, carrying the box in his arms; and the spoons and pitcher would have been lost forever if a new party had not appeared on the scene. Old Dan was quietly nibbling the grass near the gateway. Hearing his little mistress's voice he looked up at the very instant that the tramp passed. What he saw about the man that disturbed him I don't know; but, erecting his head. with a hoarse "Ba-a-a!" he shot after him like a cannon-ball. The man turned to receive him and de fend himself, but the ram struck him fairly in the front and knocked him, half senseless, flat on his back, scattering the silver in all directions. For an instant the fellow remained sprawling in the dust, then he slowly arose, limping and groaning, and with but a glance at his enemy, began to gather up his stolen spoils. He had partly completed his task when old Dan, who, all this time, had been watching the proceedings from beneath his ..shaggy eyebrows, shook his long beard, and with another tremendous "Ba-a-a!" dashed at him again, and over he went a second time, his treasures fly ing from his hands. And now began a strange battle. With cries of rage and pain the man recovered his feet and turned upon the ram, kick ing and striking at him furiously, while Dan, accustomed to such warfare from years of experience with the boys of the countryside, easily eluded him, and in return butted him to the earth again and again. The spoons and cream-pitcher were knocked hither and thither, as the com batants struggled, the road was trampled into something like a race-course, the air was filled with very bad language, very angry "bass" and a great cloud of dust. But after some five minutes victory de clared itself on the side of the quadruped, and bruised and bleeding, with clothes in rags, minus hat and shoes, the van quished man suddenly turned away and ran limping down the road, leaving his antagonist in full possession of the field and broken silver. Old Dan remained motionless, gazing after his enemy until he disappeared around a distant turn in the road; then, shaking the dust from his coarse wool , he gave utterance to a low groan of satisfac -tion, and wagging his tail, returned to his dinner in front of the house. Ho If an hour later, as Carrie washed the coveted spoons and the bright little pitcher and laid them carefully away once more, she told her brother the story, and how the robber was foiled; and Ned, full of enthusiasm, cried: "We will not kill old Dan at all, for I do not believe that father would shoot him now for a hundred dollars?" And tbe boy was right. The old ram won more than he knew when he fought tbe tramp and conquered him. He won his master's regard, and a free, happy life for the remainder of his days. How Abtists Swindle. Hill, the ani mal painter, whose "Grant at San Jose" is the artk-tic hit of the California season, tells a good story which illustrates the complacent stupidity peculiar to many of the wealthy ignoramuses of the Pacific coast. When his studio was at San Jose some months ago an alleged connoisseur of large means came to in spect Hill's work. The millionaire did not permit himself to be pleased with anything he saw, however, excepting a fearful attempt at a marine view, painted by a not very promising pupil of the artist. "Now that," said the visitor, looking through his hand very critically, "now that is something very fine. If it was only a storm scene I wouldn't mind giving five hundred for it on the spot. I have one superb storm on the Atlantic coast and I wont a first-class Pacific scene to balance it." While the critic was engaged in another room, Hill's partner, Lussier, quickly seized his brushes and pallet and dashed a huge black cloud in the corner of the picture in question. A few touches of white capped the waves with spray, a few more hasty strokes de fined the topmast of a supposed found ered vessel sticking out of the waves, while a little ochre in his thumb nail fin ished the tempestuous effect with some streaks of jagged lightning. Hastily hanging the canvass in another position, the retoucher awaited results. "Ah! this is the real sort of thing!" said the visitor, as his eye fell upon the up holstered daub. "This is just what I want." And though he finally Jewed the firm down to $400, he paid that amount and then actually lugged off the horror in his carriage for fear some rival patron of the fine arts should get ahead of him. A wise rich man is like the back or stock of the chimney, and his wealth the fire; he receives it, not for his own need, but to reflect the heat to others' good. Rupture $66! A WEEK in vour own town and no capital risked. You can give the business a trial without expense. The best opportunity ever offered for those willing to work. You should try nothing else until you see for yourself what you can do at the business we offer. No room to explain here. You can devote all your time or only your spare time to the business, and make great pay for every Hour you work. Women make aH much as men. Bend lor special private terms ana par ticulars, which we mafl free. $6 outfit free. Don't complain of hard times while vou have sach a chance. Address H. HALLETT fe CO,. Portland, Maine. 18:31yl $15 TO $6000 A YEAR, or $5 to $20 a day in your own locality. No risk. Wo men do as well as men. Many make more than the amount stated above. No one can fail to make money fast. Any one can do the work You can make from 50c ts to $2 an hour by devoting your evenings and spare time to the business It costs nothing to try the business Nothing like it for money making ever offered before. Business pleasant and strict ly aonorablo Reader, if you want to know all about the best paying business before the public, send us your address and we will send you full paVtSoulars and private terms free; samples worth $5 also free; you can then make up your mind for yourself - Address GEORGE STiNSON Sc CO , Portland, Maine. "-' " "life From a Hereto nt. T Davtow, W. T., Feb. 10, 1879. Home, Proprietor California Elastic Truss Co., 702 Market street, San Francisco Sir: The Truss I purchased of you about one year ago has proved a miracle to me. I havebeon ruptur ed forty years, and worn dozens of different kinds of Trusses, all of which have ruined my health, as they were injurious to my back and spine. Your valuable Truss is as easy as an old shoe, and is worth hundreds of dollars to me, as it affords me so much pleasure. I can and do advise all, both ladies and gentlemen, afflicted, to buy any wear your modern improved Elastic Truss imme diately. I never expect to be cured, but am satisfied and happy with the comfort it gives me to wear it. It was the best $10 I ever invested in my life. You can refer any one to me, and I will be clad to answer any letters on its merrits. I remain, yours respectfully, D. B. Bunnell. Latest Medical Endorsements. Makti.vez, Cal., Feb. 17, 1879. W. J. Heme, Proprietor California Elastic Truss Co., 702Market street, S. F. Sir: In re gard to your California Elastic Truss, I would say that 1 have carefully studied its mechanism, ap plied it in practice, and do not hesitate to say that for all purposes for which Trusses are worn it is the best Truss ever offered to the public Yours truly, J. H. Cabothebs, M D. Endorsed by a-prominent Medical In still te. San Francisco, March 6, 1879. W. J. Home, Esq. Sir: You ask my opinion of the relative merits of your Patent Elastic Truss, as compared with other kinds that have been tested under my observation, and in reply I frankly state that from the time my attention was first called to their simple, though highly mechanical and philosophical construction, to gether with easy adjustibility to persons of all ages, forms or sizes. I add this furthertestimony with special pleasure, that the several persons who have applied tome for aid in their special cases of rupture, and whom I have advised to use yours, all acknowledge their entire satisfaction, and consider themselves highly lavorcd by the possession of the improved Elastic Truss. Yours truly, Babl-w J. Smith, M. D. Proprietor Hygienic Medical Institute, 035 California street, San Francisco. A REMARKABLE CURE. San Francisco, Oct 20, 1879. W. J. Home, Proprietor California Elastic Truss, 702 Market street, San Francisco Sir I am truly grateful to you for the wonderful CURE your valuable truss has effected on my little boy. The double truss I purchased from you has PER FECTLY CURED hiiu of his painful rupture on both sides in a little over six months. '1 he steel truss he had before 1 bought yours caused him cruel torture, and it was a happy day for us all when he laid it aside for the California Elastic Tiirss. I am sure that all will bo thankful who are providentially led to give your truss a trial. You may refer any one to me on this subject Yours truly, Wir.lPeau, 638 Sacramento Street. This is to crtify that I have examined the son of Wm Peru, and find him PEKFECi BY CURED of Hernia on both sides. L. DtXTEK LVPOKI), M. D. Surgeon and Physician. Trusses forwarded to all parti of the United Stales at our expense on receipt of price. Send Stamp for Illustrated Catalogue sud lriee i.lMi. Giving full information and rules for measuring. California Elastic Truss Co. 702 Market Street, S. F. HALL'S 8AF AND LOCK CO. CAPITAL, 91 O0O,OOO. General Office and Manufactory, CINCINNATI, OHIO. Pacific Branch , 211 and 313 California St., San Francisco. ( HAS. H. DODD A CO., PORTLAND, Agents for Oregon and Washington Ter BiLiA patent concrete FIltE-PROOF SAFES. Have l.r.-n tested by the most disastrous confla grations in the country. They are thoroughly fire proof. They are free from dampness. Their superiority is beyond question. Although about 150,000 of these safes are now in use, and hundreds have been tested by some of the most disastrous conflagrations in the country, there is not a single instance on record wherein one of them ever failed to preserve its contents perfectly. HALL'S PATENT DOVETAILED T K.N ON AND 6R00VK BURGLAR-PROOF A IT JEW. Have never been broken open and robbed by burglars or robbers. Hall's burglar work is protected by letters patent, and his work cannot be equaled lawfully. Ilis patent bolt is superior to any in use. His patent locks cannot be picked by the most skillful experts or burglars. By one of the greatest improvements known, the Gross Automatic Movement, our locks are operated withont any arbor or spindle passing through the door and into the lock. Our locks cannot be opened or picked by bur glars or experts, (as in case of other locks), and we will put from $1,000 to $1 0,000 behind them any time against an eaual amount. THEY ABE THE BEST SAFE Made in America, or any other country. Ono Tliousii OoHars To any person who an prove that one of Haifa patent burglar-proof safes has ever been broken open and robbed by burglars up to the present lime. C. W. Pool, Traveling Agent. Office with C. H. Dodd A Co., Portland, Oregon C. B. PAKCULLS, Manager, 8. F. JOB PftlNTIftC. THE Gazette Job Printing House IS NOW PRE? ABED TO DO Plain and Ornamental Printing, Aa neat and Cheap as it can be done by any Office on the Coast. bill Ueain, ttier Heada Rolf lipnri. Ma omenta, f ii;rnauiirs, Hi :i 1 1 ii- . ft V 1 ll 1 ircu.ar-. Uulue-a nr.!-. Vialltni; tarda, Labr s llodarers. fttUUll l'Sl.T-. 1,,, VOl '' ; 'KI lanka Bank !". aniiUi-r, Ucceijii, Urdrr HUt. Dun., Tag;. te., tic. Orders by mail promptly filled. Esti mates furnished.