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Oorvallis Gazette. PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING BY W. B. CARTER, Editor and Proprietor. TERMS: (coin.) Per Tear, -u loaikf, Three Months, S3 SO 1 SO 1 00 INVARIABLY IN ADVANCE. CITY ADVERTISEMENTS. M. 9, WOODCCCK, Attorney and Counselor at Law, OKV.t l.i.IW OFFICE ON FIRST STREET, OPP. WOOD COCK 4 BALDWIN'S Hardware store. Special attention given to Collections, Fore closure of Mortgages, Kal Estate cases, Probate a. Hi Koau inatterii. Will also huy ami sell City Property and Farm Lands, on reasoruible terms. March 2H, t7. 16-12yl J. K. WEBBER, Main St., Corvallis, Oregon, DEALER IN Stoves, Ranges, FORCE AND LIFT PUMPS, HOUSE FURNISHING HARDWARE, Constantly on hand, the NEW RICHMOND RANGE, Best in Market. The BONANZA COOK STOVE, Something New. And the New VECTA PARLOR STOVE. Jan. 1,1880. 17:1 tf J. R. BRYSON, ATTORNEY AT LAW. All business Vill receive prompt attention. COLLECTIONS A SPECIALTY. Corvallis, July 14, 1879. 16:29tf J. W RAYBUR1V, ATTORNEY AT LAW, UK V 1 1.1,1 , t 0BE60II. OFFICE- On Monroe street, between Second and 'mini. T cr Special attention given to the Collection of Notes and Accounts. 16-Kf JMS A. YANTIS, Attorney and Counselor at Law, IIKVAUIN, OKEGOH. flTILL PRACTICE IN ALL THE COURTS of the State. Special attention given to Viatters in 1'iobate. Collections will receive P'oiiipt and careful attention. Office in the Court fouse. 18:ltf. dr f. a. Vincent. , DENTIST. COUVALLIH OREGON, fkFFICE IN FISHER'S BRICK OVER Max. Friendley's New Store. All the latest improvements. Everything new and complete. All work warranted. Please give me a calL 15:3tf C. R. FARRA, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND MJRGEON, ()FFICE OVER GRAHAM k HAMILTON'S DyigStore, Corvallis, Oregon. 14-20tf W. C. CRAWFORD, DEALER IN WATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, SPECTACLES, SILVER WARE, etc. Also, Mnsicnl instruments Jfco. -Repairing done at the most reasonable rates, and all work warranted. Corvallis, Dec. 13, 1877. 14:50tf GR.4UA :!, HAMILTON & CO., (wbvauin ... oKeeonr. DEALERS IN Drugs, JPnlnts, M EDICINES, CHEMICALS, DYE STIFFS, OILS, CLASS AND PUTTY. PURE WINES AND LIQUORS FOR MEDICINAL USE. And also the the very best assortment of 4 Lamps and Wall Paper ever brought to this place. AGENTS FOR THE AVERILL CHEMICAL PAINT, SUPERIOR TO ANT OTHER, mmtttt Corvallis Gazette. VOL. XVII. CORVALLIS, OREGON, FRIDAY. JULY 23, 1880. NO. 30. CITY ADVERTISEMENTS. CorTallls Lntlire Kn 14 r a m Holds stated Communications on Wednesday on nr nnuutini. nnnl, tf.1l - U.. .ii .. I I . j . ..... ue, tun tun uiwij. Dieuiau ill giou standing cordially invited to attend. By order Bar o am Lodge No. 7, I. O. O. . Meets on Tuesday evening of each week, in -mm u iouvi a ui , ocvuuu awir. iM.em- bers of the order in good standing invited to at- F. A. CHENOWETH. P. M. JOHNSON. CHENOWETH & JOHNSON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW rOKNALLtil .... OHKSOH September 4, 1879. 16:3Ctf AliLEil & mmniMUi, Druggists and Apothecaries, P. 0. BUILDING, CORVALLIS, OREGON. Have a complete stock of DRUGS, MEDICINES, PAN TP, 0 1, 8LASS, IT J., ETfl. School l'ooks -tationeny, feo- We buy for Cash, and have cnoice of the FRESHEST and PUREST Drugs and Mn.'ic nes the market affords. Prescriptions accurately prenarcd at half the usual rates. 2Mayl6:18tf- AUGUST KNIGHT, Oatiiiet Maker, UNDERTAKER. Cor. Second and Monroo Sts., CORTiLLlS, OREfiOH. Keeps constantly on hand all kinds of FURNITURE COFFINS AND CASKETS, CITY ADVERTISEMENTS. Work done to order on short notice, and at rca.-miablc rates. CorvaliU Jii 1 177 t-i:!tf Woodcock & Baldwin (Successors to J. R Bayley & Co,) TTEEP CONSTANTLY ON AND AT THE old stand a large and complete stock of Heavy and theif llad.iure, IRON, STEEL, TOOLS, STOVES, RANG t 8, ETC Manufactured and Home Made Tin and Copper Ware, Pumps. Pipe, Etc. A good Tinner constantly on hand, and all Job Work neatly and quickly done. Also agents for Knapp, Burrell & Co., for the sale of the best and latest im proved FARM MACHINERY. of all kinds, together with a full assort ment of Agricultural Implements. Sole Agents for the celebrated ST. L"UIS CHARTER at K S OVES the BEST IN THE WORLD. Also the Norman Range, and many other patterns, in all sizes and stylos. S&f Particular attention paid to Farmers' wants, and the supplying extras for Farm Machinery, and all information as to such articles, iurnished cheerfully, on application. No pains will be spared, to furnish our customers with the best goods in market, in our line, and at the lowest prices. Our motto shall be, prompt and fair dealing with all. Call and examine our stock, before going elsewhere. Satisfac tion guaranteed. WOOKCOCK & BALDWIN. Corvallis, May, 12, 1879. 14:4tf Bees Hamlin. Emmett F. Wkesn, DRAYAGE I DRAYACE! Hamlin & Wrenn. Propr's. Mr Physicians' Prescription Can WAVING JUST RETURNED FROM Salem with a new truck, and having leased the barn formerly occupied by James Eg lin, we are now prepa.ed to do all kinds of D RAYING A-D HAULING, either in the city or country, at the lowest living rates. Can be found at the old truck stand, A share of the public patronage resjieetfully solic ited. Corvallis, Dec. 27. 1878. I6:52tf FRANKLffl CAUTHQRN, M. D., PHYSICIAN AN SURGEON, t'orvalllw, Oregon. . .- ' , Si of the Eye ia! attention given to surgery and diseases Can be tennd at his ome, in rear oi Graham, Hamilton A CKs Drug Sumt&P stairs, 1av nr iiitrht. 9 June 3, 1879. 16-23t LANDS 1 FIRMS! HOMES! I HAVE FARMS, (Improved and unim proved,) STORES and MILL PROPERTY very desirable, FOR SALE. These lands are cheap. Also claims in unsurveyed tracts for sale. Soldiers of the late rebellion who have, under he Soldiers Homestead Act, located and made final proof on less than 160 acres, can dispose oi the balance to me. Write (with stamps to prepay postage). R. A. BENSELL, Newport, Benton county, Oregon. 16:2tf IT 13. H ARRIS, One door South of CSiaham A Hamilton's, I'ltRVALlIK, . OREbH.V, GROCERIES PRO VISIONS, AND X)x3r Goods, Corvallis, Jan. 3, 1878. lB:lvl DRAKE & GRANT, MERCHANT TAILORS, C U V A t Lin, . oittsuoj. W1 E HAVE JUST RECEIVED A LARGE and well selected slock oi Cloth, viz: Wcis! ot" ulari't Broad - l-tha, rt-it r-li uslni--res, -t-li Tweeils. tnid ' nierioai) uiiinB Which ve will make up tt qrdor in the most approved and lash onablu styles. No pains will be s arcd n producing good tilting garments. l'ailics wishing to purchase cloths and have them cut out, wilt do well to call and examine onrbtock. DRAKE i GRANT. Corvallis, April 17 1 -t7"J. It5:16tf Roardi iig and Lodg ing1. P. Howl Mill BtWB t'n . rffo . RESPECTFULLY INFORMS THE TRAV-i-iing publii-that he i now prepared and in readiness to kc-p .sm-li bo udws as may choose to cpve him a call, either by the SiNC EM L DAY. OB WEEK. Is tl.-o prepuml to f'n n sh horse feed. Liberal snare ol pnl.N- patnMage snlicitooL Give us a nil. GEORGE KLS0R. Pllitonwth, pril 2S. IS7'J. I:18tf CORVALLIS Livery, Feed MAY'S WAGER. ...AND... SALE STABLE, Main Wt., Co -vul Is. OrcBon. SOL. KING, - Porpr. ("OWNING BOTH BARNS I AM PREPARED to offer superior accommodations in the Liv ery line. Always ready for a drive, GOOD TEAMS At Low Htites. My stables are first-class in every respect, and competent and obliging hostlers always ready to serve the public. REAH'iNABLK CHAKUKs FOR HIKE. Pariifiilnratlc. il.! PhII to tiOaVril uf nine. ELEGANT HEVRSE, CARRIAGES AND UAt K8 FOR FUNERALS Corvallis, Jan. 3, 1879. 16:lyl J C. MOMELANO, (.-lTY ATTOBNEY.) ATTOU-KY AT LAW, ruKIL.tSil, .- . OBKSOS. OFFICE Monastes' Brick, First street, between Morrison and Yamhill. 14:38tf THE HTAR BAKERY, XofH Street, Pervsllla. HENRY WARRIOR, PROPRIETOR. Family Supply Store ! Groceries, Bread. Cakes, Ties, Caadlea, Toys, Always on Hand. Corvallis. Jan. 1. 1877. 14:2tf $300 A MONTH guaranteed. Twslvs dollars a day made at home by the industrious. Capital not re quited; we will start you. Men, women, boys and girls make money faster at work for us than at anything else. The work is light and pleasant," and such aa anyone can go right at. Those who are wise who see this notice will send us their addresses at once and see for themselvesr Costly outnt and terms free. Now is the time, Those already at work are laying up largesums of money. Address TRUE A CO., Augusta, Maine. ' -. "I bet you six pair of Jouvin's best, my dear, that I bring that scorner of women to my feet within six weeks! That is a fair allowance week for each pair of gloves!" exclaimed Miss May Meredith", as she sat chatting with a gay party of girls. She was an acknowledged belle among them, and although the man in question, well adapted to win woman's hearts that he was, was known ruther to avoid the sex, or to waste upon them cynicisms or courteous sarcasms, there were none present who did not believe May Mere dith had but to will and do. None present, did I say? If a far-off corner of the luxuriously -furnished room sat a young girl, busily sewing. The shell-tinted ears could not fail to catch the conversation, and although the long lashes did not lift themselves from the great brown eyes bent upon her work, a slightly contemptuous curve gathered about the well cut lips, followed by a half unconscious shrug of the the pretty, rounded shoulders. It was only Miss Harlon, Mrs. Mere dith's poor dependent. She was a dis tant relative of the family, but so dis tant that the relationship was lost sight of in the meagre salary allowed her for supervising the large household, and taking the part somewhat of a Cinderella for the young ladies. What mattered that , three years before, she had sung out of her young heart, from morn till eve, in the pretty country parsonage in which her dear, dead father had been actor? He had died and and left her with the song unfinished on her lips. The blow had almost killed her, but a sweet hope in her heart of another strong arm ready to protect her, and fill, as best he might, his place, en abled her to live through it, until she learned, as she supposed, that all the world was false, and gladly, thankfully, accepted Mrs. Meredith's final offer of a home, independence, however small, and only bowed the auburn-covered head in silence, when her cousin said: "I do not expect you in any way to presume upon the distant tie between us, but simply to fulfill the duties assigned you. Uf course, naving two young laay daughters, and the factof your being in mourning and .without a suitable ward robe, you will not expect to enter at all into society, or even into my own draw ing-room. Which sentence, being delivered very quickly, and without, it must be con fessed, due regard to the rules of pars ing, only lost its impressiveness through Miss Hanlon's entire indifference to the subject-matter it contained. Her life was not a hard lite, except in its utter loneliness, and the moments when she waged her war with memory over a wound that would not heal; but she idly wondered, sitting there, who this man was who had given rise to all this absurd speculation. "Bringing him to your feet, May, is rather ambiguous, is it not?" questioned one of the party, ''What do you mean by that phrase?" "I mean that within six weeks, if I so will it, I may become Mrs. Leigh Creigh ton." The words were greeted with a laugh; but from the girl's hands in the corner the work had dropped, all trace of color had left the lonely face, the great brown eyes were open wide, even dilated, with a strange, frightened expression in their depths. Leigh Creighton! Was it her own fancy which had imagined the words? No. They were all busily chatting now, and his name passed from lip to lip, while they told of his attractions, his handsome face, his nameless grace, his long stay abroad, his return home, his strangely-indifferent manner, until the color came into her cheeks, and her trembling hands steadied themselves while she stopped and regained posses sion of the fallen work. Ah, she could thank Mrs. Meredith now for forbidding her entrance into the gay world. It had never tempted her; she bad never regretted it. Now she must shun it. Fortunately the way was easy. Their two paths would never meet his and hers. But, oh! how the old wound bled. A week later she sat in her own room, looking out into the dark night, while up through the closed door came sounds of music and laughter it was one of Mrs. Meredith " At homes" when suddenly the door flew open, and May, without knocking, rushed into the room. "Excuse me, Fanny," she exclaimed, "but mamma is in such a state of excite ment. Miss Adams, the soprano, had dis appointed her, and she says you must come down at once and sing in her place." "Oh, May. I cannot! Your mother must excuse me." "My dear child, you must! I should not dare carry -such a message, and you know the music room is away from the rest, and I will see that no one disturbs you. Slip on your black silk, and pin this white rose in your hair. There!" she added, a few moments later. " I shall have to keep you in the dark now, lest you eclipse us all. I really believe, Fanny, one reason mamma keeps you so in the background is because she is afraid of yon!" Hush, May! It is my wish as well as her command." Oh, if she dared ask if he were there! thought Miss Harlon, as, seating herself at the piano, she caught a glimpse of the brilliant assemblage in the room be yond. But what mattered it ? He would not see her, or, seeing, would pass her by unrecognized. She must calm her self. She was glad that all were so en grossed that only one or two saw her take her position at the instrument. A moment later, every one turned to his neighbor in silenced amaze, as the exquisitely clear, thrilling notes thrilled through the room. Louder and louder, and still more sweet, rose the young voice, until, looking round among her guests, Mrs. Meredith congratulated herself on Miss Adams' absence, even while she determined not again to permit Miss Harlon to appear, else it would be impossible to keep her in obscurity and sue lound her so useful! But, as the song died away, one man stepped from behind a curtain which had concealed him. His handsome face was very pale, and there was a look both of regret and anger in his eyes; but both gave place to a great tenderness as he stepped quietly to Miss Harlon s side. "Fay!" he whispered. At the old name the name only one had ever given her the girl grew deatniy white. "Fay!" he said again, "have you no welcome lor me after ail these years? She opened her pale lips to answer. but the words of scorn she meant to utter refused to come. Pride struggled des perately with the suffocating feeling that was growing up about her heart, but in vain. A veil oi darkness shut out from her Leigh Creighton's face, and she fell fainting in his arms. "Such a ridiculous display!" observed Mrs. Meredith the next morning. "I expected, Fanny, more control on your part. I never saw such a disgusted ex pression as on Mr. Creighton's face. To all of which Miss Harlow an swered nothing. Only when, the ndkt afternoon, in the twilight's dusk, the servant, with a somewhat amazed expression on his well-trained face, put into her hand Leigh Creighton's card, she wrote upon her own these words in answer, and, putting them in a sealed envelope, bade the man return them to him: "The one kindness you can do me is to ignore the fact that we have ever met before. It is my desire that we shall never do so again." And with these words she thought to close the volume of her life's history. The six weeks were drawing to a close, and May was growing uneasy on the sub ject of her wager. For the first time her carefully sharpened arrows failed to hit the destined mark; and although her heart was not interested, her pride was. and she determined anew upon conquest. But with .bay the wager had been forgot ten, as one afternoon she stole down into the music room. Every one was out. The house was deserted, as she sat down at the piano, and let her hands play with the keys. Mad her brain invoked the melody which followed, or was it the spirit of the past? She had not played that air since she had left the little parlor at the parson age, when another manly, strange voice had mingled with hers. She began it now, but the sweeter, softer memories it brought, were more than she could bear. She burst into bitter, chocking sobs, and the keys seemed to wail in harmony, as her head fell forward upon them. But the sound did not die away. An other voice took it up and finished it to the close, while she sobbed on. She did not even wonder how he had come there did not even think of escaping him. The misery of the present absorbed and overwhelmed her. "Fay! little Fay!" he said, when silence, except for her sobs, had fallen. Tell me what all this cruel misunder standing has meant, all these years. You used to love me, in that far-on time. What has changed you?" "Used to love you! the girl answered, her indignation calming. "Do you dare boast of it? Yes, I loved you; and when my father died, and 1 was lelt alone, L looked for you to comfort me looked out in vain until my heart almost broke. Then, picking up the paper one day, I read in it the news of your marriage, and gladly escaped the scorn of my own soul by accepting Mrs. Meredith's offer. Has your wife been long dead, Mr. Creighton?" "Married? My wife dead?" the man answered, aghast. "My darling, what a mistake it has all been! I have never married. It was some one who bore my name ; I did not even know. I wrote you again and again, and as soon as possible tried to find you. All in vain! You had left no tribe behind. I was wretched, and went abroad to try and forget you; but I could not. Fay, I have found vou now, never, never to lose you again!' But May, returning from her afternoon drive, and hearing voices in the music room, suddenly hears the last carefully prepared arrow in her quiver snap, as she discovers a picture older than any even of the oldest painters may have en deavored to transmit to canvas, and with the discovery knows that she has lost her wager. Montenegrin- Women. Deprived of all moral or social pleasures enjoyed by her sex elsewhere, it might be fancied that the women of the Black Mountain would find in her home a reward for the hardships she endures, and for her un remitting devotion to the men of her family. Nothing of the kind. Within the compass of the domestic walls the men are even more brutal than despotic. However careful the wife, the husband finds a pretext for scolding and grumbling. The wife who remonstrates is soon convinced that silence is the best policy. No Montengrin woman dares concern herself in her husband's affairs. Whether he goes out or comes in, she is not permitted to make any inquiry nor show in any way that she worries over his prolonged or unusual absences. When he is absent, his wife, though threatened with death, will never reveal his whereabouts. No husband writes to his wife, no matter how long he is away from home. In the vicinity of Mustar 1 met a woman whose husband had been two years in Constantinople. Through a fiiend's indiscretion' she learned pf his whereabouts sixteen months after the separation. At first I thought I had met with a very rare exception, but I soon discovered that it was the general rule. A Montengrin laughed at me when I expressed indignant surprise. "Write to a woman to one's own wife!" said he in scorn. "Are we doves or men?" . The chief use of a sea captain in these days is to explain how it all happened after most of the passengers have been drowned. Garfield's Magnetic Power. The following reminiscence of General Garfield's power during the greatest crisis the country ever passed through has been furnished us by a distinguished gentleman who was present, and shows the intellectual and moral power of the Republican nominee for the Presidency over a surging and mad dened crowd: "I shall never forget the first time a saw General Garfield. It was ft morning after President Lin coln's assassination. The country was excited to its utmost tension and New York city seemed ready for the scene of the French revolution. The intelligence of Lincoln's murder had been flashed by the wires over the whole land. The newspaper headlines of the transaction were set up in the largest type; and the high crime was on every one's tongue. Fear took possession of men's minds as to the fate of the efovernment, for in a few hours the news came on that Seward's throat was cut, and that at tempts had been made upon the lives of other Government officers. Posters were stuck up everywhere, in great black let ters, calling upon the loyal citizens of New York, Brooklyn, Jersey City and neighboring places to meet around the Wall Street Exchange and give expression to their sentiments. It was a dark and terrible hour. What might come next, no one could tell, and men spoke with bated breath. The wrath of the workingmen was simply uncontroll able, and revolvers and knives were ia the hands of thousands of Lincoln's friends, ready, at the first opportunity ,to take the law into their own hands and avenge the death of the martyred Presi dent upon any and all who dared to utter a word against him. Eleven o'clock a. m. was the hour set for the rendezvous. Fifty thousand people crowded around the Exchange Building, cramming and and jamming the streets, and wedged in tight as men could stand together. With a few to whom a special favor was ex tended, I went over to Brooklyn at 9 a. m. and even then, with the utmost difficulty found way to the reception room for the speakers in front of the Exchange Build iug, and looking into the high and massive balcony, whose front was pro tected by a heavy iron railing. We sat in solemnity and silence, waiting for General Butler, who, it was announced, had started from Washington and was either already in the city or expected every moment. Nearly a hundred generals, judges, statesmen, lawyers, editors, clergymen and others were in that room waiting Butler's arrival. We stepped out to the balcony to watch the fearfully solemn and swaying muss of people. Not a hurrah was heard, but for the most part a dead silence, or a deep, ominous muttering ran like a rising wave up the street toward Broad way, and again down toward the river on the right. At length the batons of the police were seen swinging in the air, far up on the lelt, parting tne crowd ana pressing it back to make way for a carri age that moved slowly and with difficult jogs through the compact multitude. Suddenly the silence was broken, and the cry of 'Butler!' 'Butler!' 'Butler!' rang out with tremendous and thrilling effect, and was taken up by the people. But not a hurrah not once! It was the cry of a great people, asking to know how their President died. The blood bounced in our veins, and the tears ran like streams down our faces. How it was done I forget, but Butler was pulled through and pulled up, and entered the room, where we had just walked back to meet him. A broad crape a yard long hung from his left arm terrible con trast with the countless flags that were waving the nation's victory in the breeze. We hrst realized then the trutn oi tne sad tiuth that Lincoln was dead. TiFhen Butler entered the room we shook hands. Some spoke, some couldn t. All were in tears. The only word Butler had for us all, at the first break of the silence, was: ' uentlemen, ne aiea in the fullness of his fame!' and as he spoke it, his lips quivered, and the tears ran fast down his cheeks, xiien, alter a lew moments came the speaking. And you can imagine the effect, as the crape flut tered in the wind, while his arm was up lifted. Dickinson, of New York State, was fairly wild. The old man leaped oyer the iron railing of the balcony and stood on the very edge, overhanging the crowd, gesticu lating in the most vehement manner, and next thing to bidding the crowd 'burn up the rebel seed, root and branch,' while a bystander held on to his coat tails to keep him from falling over. By this time the wave of popular indigna tion had swelled to its crest. Two men lay bleeding on one of the side streets, the one dead, the other next to dying, one on the pavemen. the other in the gutter. They had said a moment before that 'Lincoln ought to have been shot long ago!' They were not allowed to say it again. Soon two long pieces of scantling stood out above the heads of the crowd, crossed at the top like the letter X, and a looped halter pendent from the junction, a dozen men follows its slow motion through the masses, while 'Vengeance !' was the cry. On the right suddenly, the shout rose, TAe World!' 'The World!' The office of the World!' ' World!' World!' and a move ment of perhaps 8,000 or 10,000 turning their faces in the direction of that building began to be executed. It was a critical moment. What might come no one could tell, did that crowd get in frbnt of that office. Police and military would have availed little o been too late. A telegram had just been read from Washington, 'Seward is dying.' Just then, at that juncture, a man stepped forward with a small flag in his hand, and beckoned to the crowd. 'Another telegram from Wash ington.' And tfien, in the awful still ness of the crftis, taking advantage of the hesitation of the crowd, whose steps had been arretted a moment, a right arm j was lifted skyward, and a voice clear and j steady, loud and distinct, spoke out, j "Fellow citizens! clouds and darkness j are round about Him! His pavillion is RATES OF ADVERTISING. I 1W. I 1 M. I 3 M. I 8 M. 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God reigns; and the Government at Washington still lives!' The effect was tremendous. The crowd stood riveted to the ground in awe, gazing at the motion less orator, and thinking of God and the security of the government in that hour. As the boiling wave subsides and settles to the sea when some strong wind beats it down, so the tumult of the people sank and became still. All took it as a divine omen. It was a triumph of elo quence inspired by the moment, such as falls to but one man's lot, and that but once in a century. The genius of Web ster, Choate, Everett, Seward, never reached it. What might have happened had the surging and maddened mob been let loose, none can tell. The man for the crisis was on the spot, more potent than Napoleon's guns at Paris. I inquired what was his name. The an swer came in a low whisper, 'It is Gen eral Garfield of Ohio!'" Cincinnati Gazette. An Emperor Who Would Have Dum plings. Ferdinand I. was, from all accounts, an amiable weak-minded man, and took no interest whatever in the government, which was managed by the chief minis ter, the Prince Metternich, the real monarch. An amusing anecdote . was current of the Emperor, which his sub jects took a great delight in repeating. It appears that His Majesty was hunting that summer in the Syrian mountains, and was overtaken by a violent thunder storm. He took refuge in e farm house, whose occupants were just then at din ner. The Emperor's eye was caught by some smoking dumplings made of coarse flour, and he said he ' would like to taste them. The farmer's wife was over joyed, and helped him plentifully. His chamberlains were astonished to see their master eat with more relish than he had evidently done before. When he got back to Vienna he ordered the same kind cf . dumplings served up daily, to the horror of the royal cooks. The courtiers were scandalized at such a homely dish figuring on the menu, and even the physicians remonstrated against such coarse food. The Emperor, who had always been the most pliant of men, now showed that he had a will of his own, and persisted in gratifying his own fancy. Finally, after a long consulta tion, the physicians decided that it wao dangerous to his health to be living on dumplings, and insisted on his giving them up. To their astonishment the docile monarch stamped his foot and de clared he would never sign another official document if his diet was denied him. "Emperor I am," he shouted, "and dumplings I will have!" To pre vent a stoppage of the government machinery, all opposition was withdrawn and His Majesty clung tenaciously to his dumplings. The imperial phrase is likely to become proverbial, for already I heard, if any one insisted on the grati fication of a silly whim the Emperor's words were sure to be thrown at him : "Emperor I am, and dumplings I will have!" The Sergeant's Cork Leo. Modern science has brought the cork leg- to a state of perfection which renders it al most impossible for the casual observer to detect the difference between the ral and artificial. There was an eminent sergeant-at-law some years ago ' who had a cork leg that was a triumph of artistic deception. None but his intimates knew for certain which was the real and which was the sham limb. A wild young wag of the "utter bar," who knew the ser geant pretty well, once thought to utilize this knowledge of the sergeant's secret to take in a green, newly-fledged young barrister. The sergeant was addressing a special jury at Westminster in his usual earnest and vehement style, and the wag whispered to has neighbor. "You see how hot old Buzfuz is over his case; now, I'll bet you a sovereign I'll run this pin into his leg up to the head, and he'll never notice it, he's so absorbed in his case. He's a most extraordinary man in that way." This was more than the greenhorn could swallow, so he took the bet. The wag drew a large pin from his waistcoat, and leaning forward drove it up to the head into the sergeant's leg. A yell that froze the blood of all who heard it, that made the hair of the jury stand on end and caused the judge's wig almost to fall off, ran through the court. "By Jove! it's the wrong leg, and I've lost my money," exclaimed the dismayed and conscience -stricken wag, quite re gardless of the pain he had inflicted upon the learned sergeant. Simpsonbcbo's Conundrum. Simp sonburg is not noted for his activity; quite the contrary. At the club the otuer evening he got up energy suf ficient to propound a conundrum. Said he, "Boys, why am I like a torpedo?" After having . recovered from the shock produced from Simpsonburg's unwonted activity, the guesses flowed in quick suc cession, Jones thought it was because a torpedo is full of empty noise; but that was not right, Simpsonburg said. Neither was Bobinson's guess, that it was because a torpedo doesn't say any thing when it speaks. Smith tried to work out a pun on torpedo, torpid oh, but failed miserably. Everybody began to look sick. Then Brown tried. He said it was because a torpedo is not good for anything till its neck is twisted. Simpsonburg shook his head with some thing like animation. One of the boys said it was because it was a relief when either went off, and another ventured the guess, in an undertone, that it was a blasted nuisance. Finally Simpsonburg had to divulge; he couldn't contain him self longer. He said it was because he was full of snap. The boys yawned lan guidly; every one of them acknowledged to Simpsonburg that he should never have guessed it, which pleased Simpson burg mightily. Boston Transcript. 1