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WEEKLY CORVALLIS 6 ZfiTTE CORVALLIS, OCTOBER 10, 1879 MY DOG, "HERO." MAY N. HA.WXEY. Dead ! And yon bid me not to mourn For the falthfulest heart that ever beat! Only a dog let the days pass on There are dogs to be bad tince he Is gone, And newer friends are sweet. . brown eyes are shut, And the silken coat of black is rough, Oh, but the brave, And the smooth, soit head that sought y hand With a quick obedience to command la silent and still enough. Truer friend no one ever had. Fonder, more faithful, guardant, or wise Hero, my dog with proud head and white breast, Followiug ir on my sUps' unrest With foud, unquestiouinn-eyea. Dead! by an eDemy's cruel hand Slain for defending the one be loved. O, faltblulest friend! his life was more Than the human lile which triumphed o'er Bis dumb strength, bravely proved. Nay, hush ! These are heartfelt tears I shed- There Is never a dog can take his place. I have no room for less worthy friends. And only the years can nuke amends For the loss of bis constant grace. SHOOTI.Mft THE RAPIDS. fKrnm CflRsellN Maeazine.l "Curious, isn't it, how the old customs still hold their own? Here is the fashion of penance by pilgrimage still in vogue, with the additional aggravation of calling it 'traveling for pleasure.'" "Well, Edward," said a sweet voice, "that's a vei-v urettv comuliment to us your companions I think I ought to make you do penance for that." "That's right, Miss Wentworth, keep him in order." chimed in a third sneaker. "However. going abroad has this one advantage for us Eng lish, that there we can sometimes venture to seem amused without thereby committing the seven deadly sins in one. Such was the chin which passed among the group of four two ladies and two gentlemen seated at lunch on the balcony of the Hotel du Khin, at Schaffhausen, one sunny afternoon in the month of May. The first speaker was fine looking voune man of three-and -twenty whose comely features, dark, curling hair and tall, well-shaped figure amply bore out the name of "Handsome red, "given him by bis intimates. Young, rich and good looking, popular with the hieh and low. in the plentitude of health and vigor, lately betrothed to the charming girl whose soft, lustrous eyes were watching him half tenderly, halt archly lrom the other side of the board Viscount Montague might fairly account himself an extremely lucky lellow. Hut upon that bright, young lace, and manly as it was brooded the doomed look that haunts one in the portraits of Montrose, of Claverhouse, of Charles A., ominously ueuruig out, iuc giooiijv unuiuuu current among the elders of his native country that "the last ot (he Montagues was so in a double sense, and that with him the grand old line which bad left its mark upon every age of English history since the days ot the Tudors was doomed to pass away torever. Beside him sat his inseparable associate, Sed lpv Rtirdal.t.. whose snuare. muscular titrure and frank, sunburnt face, looked the embodiment of Young England at its best. Side bv side the two young men had shot buffaloes on America prai ries, stalked moose through Canada forests "bowled over" royal tigers in Bengal, and hob nobbed with negro kings on the coast ot Atnca and they were now,aute de mieux, escorting the "Flower ot Kent and her mother on the mevi table tour through Switzerland, not without secret hope that some unsealed mountain might afford them a chance of breaking their necks in the good old British way. j-id you see how old Johann eyed me as he brought in the lunch?" said Montague. "He evidently a devout believer in the Continental creed, that an Englishman's natural pastime is to knock somebody down, or set a bouse on tire or make a heavy bet that he'll jump heart tore most out ot the winuow, anu then oo it forth with." "Or," laughed Burdelt, "just what Dr, Buchanan said to me yesterday : 'Mein Herr those countrymen of yours 1' When I was Drue t icing in Saxony, I had no peace for them! First thing in the morning, kling! kling! at my door. " W hat is it ?" "An Engender, who has broken his leg in trying to scale the Teufels-horn, which nv -one" ever ascended yet." 1 set the Herr Eriglander's leg and am making him comfortable when kling! kling! again, "What now?' "A Englander uearly drowned in swimming across the Elbe on a wager. 1 wrap the iierr Eng lander in hot blankets and bring him to. Before half an hour is over, kling ! kling ! once more. "Mein Herri wbat s the matter ! "An .ng lander, who has Droken a oiooa vessel in trying to run twelve miles an hour, because somebody said he couldn't." "Mein Herr, I am sorry to have to say it, but your countrymen are equally devoid ot tear and reason. "But you won't do any more of these horrible things now, Edward," said Marion Wentworth, entreatingly; "you promised to be more careful, you know, while you were with us "Don't be frightened, my child," answered the viscount, with his gay laugh: "believe me, I have no intention of being killed any sooner than is necessary. Would you believe it, Sed? this unreasonable young woman is making her self miserable, and daily expecting a notification to attend my funeral, on no better ground than an old monk's prophecy." "An old monk's prophecy V echoed Burnett. inquiringly. "What, haven't you heard of it?" cried Mon tague. "Well, this is a treat, to find one man to whom that story's new. You most know (as those fellows in Sanford and Merton keep Bay ing) that the estate which Harry the legate bestowed upon my respective ances' or, Sir An thony Browne, included Battle Abbey and the lands belonging to it: and mighty short work he made of the poor old monks, if all tales be true. But after they were expelled, it began to be whispered that one monk still remained in the old walls, and that be was not to be driven out by either king or lord."' "My word," cried Burdett, "that's just the Black Friar of Norman Stone over again. Do you remember with what dramatic energy our old tutor used to repeat that verse : "'Beware, beware, of the Black Friar! He still retains his sway, For he is still the Church's heir, Whoe'er may be the lay, Amundeville is lord by day, ja,. But the monk is lord by night; wKor wine nor wassal can raise a vassal To question that friar's right.' " "Well," pursued Montague, "when my worthy forefather came into his Iproperty, the first thing he did was to give a big dinner in the great hall of Battle Abbey (if he found it half as tire some as the dinner 1 had to give when 1 came of age, the impiety must have been its own avenger), and they lighted up the old place with a perfect blaze of torches, and held high revel till midnight And then all of a sudden, a chill of blast wind came moaning through the hall, making all the old banners and mail-coats along the wall clank and rustle; and the hugh door swung slowly open, and in the midst of the guests, no one could see whence or how, appeared the shrouded figure of a tall monk. It glided like a shadow up to the dias where my ancestor was seated, and said, in a deep, hollow voice that seemed to make the very torches grow pale as it spoke : " 'Anthony of Cowdray ! thou hast enriched thy self with the spoils of God's Church, and for this deed His judgments are upon thee and thine. As snow melts in the sunshine, so shall thy race decay, until the end comes; and it shall come suddenly, in one day, by fire and by water!' " It was strange enough to note how Montague's light tone deepened into tragic solemnity as the dismal tale proceeded, and how the shadowy im press of doom on his handsome face came out plainer and plainer with every word. The anx ious look in Marion Wentworth's eves grew into absolute terror as he ended: and she seemed about to speak when the waiter's entrance with a dish of fruit interrupted her. As he entered, Mrs. Wentworth, evidently wishing to change the subject, spoke to him. "Waiter, wheo did you say the night illumi nation of tbe falls was to be?" "Thursday week, gracious lady; but it will hardly be as good as the one we had last year, when they sent a big boat over the falls, hung all round with lanterns." "Was there anybody in her?" asked Montague. "What do you say, milord?" gasped the old man, with a stare of amazement. "W there anybody in the boat ?" The boat, milord? The boat went over the falls, I tell you V "Well, why shouldn't somebody go with her to keep her straight?" "Why 7" echoed Johann, goaded Deyono enau- rance. "Because we ittunelanaers are no ion er of being drowned than other people. I've seen many a stily tning none in my time, out a snuoi ing the Schaff bausen Falls in a boat is a thing ve never seen yet ana never snaii. The sudden gleam in Montague's dark eye and the glow on his handsome features sufficiently betrayed the wild thought suggested to him by the honest uerman's last woras. me siguincum rlmico exchanged between him and Burdett . V . . i :J- f showed that the same idea was in me minus oi both, though the latter accompanied his look with a warning gesture, reminding the reckless vis count of the effect which the words that were just about to break from his lips would have up on tbe two ladies Hut wnen iney nau retireu, Montague could contain himself no longer. "Glorious idea! We'll do it eh, Sed 1" "Doit? I should think we would! Alter the Gueule d'Enfer Rapids in Canada, this thing!! be a joke. 'Never seen it yet, and never shall, eh? We'll give Mr. Johann another story to tell to-morrow, one that'll last longer than any of his present stock." Our two heroes were not tue meu to iuikh over any enterprise, however aesperate, upon which thev had once resolved, and they lost not a moment in setting out in quest of a boat. But to find one was no easy matter. Some were un seaworthy; others failed to please the critical eye ot Bedley Hurdett, wno,witn an nis reciiraiiras, knew better than to leave any cnance uncarea for in a match where life itself was the stake. More than one conscientious native, on learning the nature of the proposed expedition, flatly re fused to have anything to do with it, nor was it till late in the afternoon that they at length met with a less scrupulous individual, who, on re ceiving the full value of his boat in advance, and a handsome gratuity for the use of her, consented to let the "English madmen nave ineir way. He agreed to leave the boat in readiness at a convenient spot, and then took his leave It was considerably past u ociock mat nignt, and Burdett, unmindful of the tough work that awaited him next morning, was preparing for bed, when Montague (who slept in the n xt room) burst in, with a flush of unusual excite ment in his face. "Sed, old fellow, we must alter our time of starting. Those meddlesome asses, the local au thorities, are going to put a spoke in our wheel. '"Do you mean that they'll try to stop us? asked Burdett, with the natural amazement of an Englishman at any one presuming to oppose his will. "I do, indeed ! That prating fool of a boats man (see if I don't punch his head when it's all over) must have let the cat out of the bag, for as I came through the hall just now 1 beard the landlady say to her husband: 'Ought we to let them go ? It's really no better than suicide 1' and the old sinner answered with srchuckle 'Be easy, my Gretchen when these ybung dis traded ones get to their boat, they will laid it in charge of certain Gerichte-Diener (policemen) who arc less foolish than they, and no harm will be done. " "Just like their confounded check !" cried Bur dett. " What shall we do then ?" "Do? Why, set the alarm clock two hours earlier (I am safe to hear it where I am), and start at 4 instead of 6; and we'll just meet the minions ot tbe law on our way back to break fast, and a jolly sell it'll be for them. My word, every mortal thing seems to have conspired against this venture ot ours; put i ll go througl with it, no matter who stands in the way." For a moment a thrill of superstitous awe shot through the heart of Sedley Burdett. Ciuld it be that these countless hindrances were really a last barrier vainly opposing the final impulse which was hurrying them both to destruction ? The unnatural excitement of his comrade's man ner, the feverish luster of bis eve, the heated flush in his usually pale lace, were all terribly sugges tive of one goaded to his doom by some irresisti ble frenzy flashing upon Burdett's mind with ghastly vividness, the sudden memory of a long- forgotten painting of the young German knight lured to his death in tbe hungry waters of the Rhine by the siren song of the Lorelei. He opened his lips to propose the abandonment of the whole project, but the fear of ridicule (that tear which has destroyed many a gallant man) withered the wholesome impulse, and tbe tavora ble moment went by torever. Morning at last a bright, breezy, glorious summer morning, over which all things in earth and heaven seemed to rejoice. The blue skies, the waving woods, the green sunny slopes, the broad bright stream of the great river itself, all seemed to smile a welcome to the eyes that might soon De cioseu iorever. even me two r.ngnsn athletes, absorbed as they were in their perilous enterprise, felt the influence of the hour, and muttered with involuntary admiration : "What a royal day !" One vigorous stroke sent the light boat far out into the swift, dark current, down which it shot like an arrow from a bow. Rocks, trees and houses seemed racing past on either side. No need to strain at the oars now 1 all that could be uone wuii mem was to Keep tue ooat s dow per fectly straight, so as to oner as iiube space as pos sible to the rush of a current which seemed well able to carry away an entire city. Suddenly there came a dizzy plunge a shock that threw both men from their places and then all around was one boiling whirl of foam, and the boat was flung to and fro, and dashed up and down, amid an uproar that seemed to rend the very sky. For one feverish moment life and death seemed to bang by a hair; and then the two daring men found themselves floating in on the little line of calm water that separated the first fall from the wont peril of the second. "Hurrah !" shouted Montague, gleefully, "who aavs it can t oe done now 7 Keep her head straight, Bed, my buy, and we'll come out all right yet." Tbe triumphant cheer was answered by a cry of diernar from the shore, and the two oarsmen, looking up, beheld Marion Wentworth rushing distractedly towards the edge of the high bank mat overhung the second tail, lollowed by Mon tague's English servant. At the sound of his betrothed's voice, Montague turned his face to wards her and waved his hand cheerily; and sel dom has any painter conceived such a picture as tbe one at that moment branded forever on the memory of those who saw it. The stern black rocks on either hand, decked with living green Dy me scrubs mat clung to their craggy sides the vast hill of leaping foam, half way down which the frail boat hovered like a leaf: the rain bow arch that spanned the black howling gulf be- neatn; me giory oi me sunrise stealing sottlv into the pure, peaceful sky, in strange contrast with the rock-rending uproar below: the stal wart figures of the two gallant lads, straining every nerve t- achieve their perilous task; the handsome, reckless face ot the "last of the Mon tagues," with a gay smile on its short curved lip, anu an ouunious gutter in its large dark eyes. "Good morning, my pet !" cried he, gayly; '-'you ate just in time for the end of the play." These were the last words that Viscount Mon tague ever spoke. That momentary negligence naa aiioweii me noat's neaa lo deviate slightly from the direct line, and in an instant the whirl of the curent threw its exposed side full against the tremendous rush of the cataract. One frantic struggle to regain the lost ground, and then boat and men vanished forever into the mists of the roaring abyss below. irora that fatal hour, life was over for the "Flower of Kent'' All that remained of the once bright and beautiful girl, was a pale, silent. joyiess pnantom a ooay, as it were, without a soul. Neither the tender care ol her heart-broken mother, or the skill of the most accomnlislipd physicians, nor even the sight of her dead lover's ruiueu utiiim (toe uuruiuK oi wmcn. on the. verv day ot its master s death, fulfilled, by a sheer coincidence, the dismal prediction),availedau"ht to break that deadly lethargy, which sheendured for the brief remainder of her life. chMkit only by the spasms ot convulsive agony invaria blv Droduccd bv the one nntinri dIimI, I. - r- . . .- ..n.,. el I stiu nan power to recognize the sound of rush ing waters. An Irishman, some time aoro. was lin ing examined as a witness in some street quarrel in Bishop Auckland, when a sharp attorney, trvinar to brow-hen tlm Hibernian concerning which side of Newgate street he was on, asked: "Which side of the flags were you on ? " "Bedad, your honor," replied Pat, "there's only two sides to a flag, an I was on the top side." A subscriber to a southwestern news paper died recently, leaving four years' subscription unpaid. The editor ap peared at the grave and deposited in the coffin a palm-leaf fan, a linen coat and a thermometer. The Pair or Boots. Madame Aubrey occupied with her hus band a large old house in the village o Daine. The house stood entirely alone, at the foot of an immense garden, far from neighbors, and had no other occu pants than Monsieur and Madame Au brey, their son, an infant of twelve months, and a domestic, recently admit ted into their service. One eveninc in the month of Novem ber, Madame Aubrey was waiting with some anxiety the return oi ner nusDanu, who had been gone since morning to a town distant a few miles from Daine. His business was to collect a debt, and he expected to bring home a large sum of - , T I money, ana ins wne now remeiuuer, ... - m , il i t. 1 .3 with a leeiing or. uneasiness, timi sue uau seen him arm himself with a pair of pis tols. It was about six o clock, and Madame Aubrey went to her chamber accompa nied bv the domestic, with the intention r. . .. - . mi i nf nilWiTlB the little DOV LO Detl. J.U1S apartment, large and high, was situated on the second floor, looking into me gar den. . " The night was a true November night black and gloomy, with torrents of rain, wmcn Deat connnuauy npuu tue windows. Madame Aubrev sat upon a low chair in the corner of the fare-place, holding upon her knees the little boy whom she was undressing, while tue servant at me other end of the room, executed certain orders for her mistress. The baby had ceased his laughing play and had already closed his drowsy eyes. The mpther threw her eyes toward the cradle to assure herself that all was pre pared, at this moment the fire blazed up suddenly and threw a strong light upon the bed exposed by the little cur tain. As Madame Aubrey looked, she nearly fell from her chair; under the bed, close to the cradle in which she had been about to deposit her little child, she now beheld two great feet, shod in coarse brogans. In an instant the sense of her situation flashed across the mind of the young wo man as if shown by lightning. The hid den man no doubt was a thief, perhaps an assassin she was alone, without present help or soon to be expected, for her hus band was not to return until eight or nine o'clock, and now it was but a little past six. "What should she do? How should she defend herself ? Madame Aubrey had uttered no cry she had not even moved, but the servant making the same discovery, might not show the same prudence. The thief probably intended to remain in his present position until the middle of the night, then to issue forth and pos sess himself of the sum brought home by Monsieur Aubrey. But if prematurely discovered, and having no opponents but two women, would probably make his escape, first securing their silence by death. Then, who knows but the ser vant herself was an accomplice; sus picious circumstances, hitherto disre garded, returned with renewed violence to the mind of Madame Aubrey. All thse thoughts passed through the mind oPlhe young mother in less time than I have occupied in telling. Before many minutes had entirely passed, she had decided upon her part in the terri ble drama. But she must get rid of the servant. "You know," said she, without the least faltering in her voice, "the dishes which my husband prefers, and I think he will be pleased to find a good supper ready against bis return. I had forgot ten to tell you about it before, but go now and begin your preparations, and bestow attention upon it." After some attempts at delay, which doubled in Madame Aubrey an uneasi ness which she was obliged to conceal the girl quitted the chamber. Her foot steps died away upon the stairs, and her mistress found herself alone with her child, and those two terrible feet, which. half seen in the now dying light, seemed as immovable as the bedstead itself. She still remained sitting near the chimney, with the baby upon her lap. addressing to him almost mechanically caressing words, and soothing him to sleep, while her eyes never wandered from the menacing feet. The little fel low, tired of his position, began to cry lor the cradle and its soothing motion, but the cradle was close to the alcove close to the feet. The young mother conauered herself bv a violent effort. "Come, then my little child," she said. and rising from her chair, she forced her tottering steps to be firm, and went to ward the alcove. Behold her close to the ominous feet! She placed the baby in the cradle, and with a voice which all her resolution could hardly keep from trembling, she commenced to sing her usual lullaby to the unconscious child. and as she sang, the idea was ever in her mind that each word might be her last At last the boy slept soundly, and the mother returned to her seat by the fire The clock strikes seven. One hour more and Madame Aubrey may expect ucuvciuiix). jx ueep Silence: reignea in in the chamber. The infant slept peace- iuiiy. The half-hour strikes. The anxious watcher could have almost sworn that it was two hours since it struck last, but no; sue Knows that the clock is faithful. and still there is another weary half hour oeiore she may expect her deliverer. Madame Aubrev took a book of reHo- ious meditations from the chimney-place above her head, and attempted to read. Vain effort! Her eyes wandered contin ually irom the page. Eight ociock sounded, and nobody had come. The supposition was then correct; the unhappy woman gave herself up as lost. She was about to seize her child and fly from the room, when, a noise resounded from the gravel walk beneath the window. The cacrer listener did not dare to trust her ears, she had been so often deceived; but now the door rolled upon its hinges and then fell heavily back in its place. A well known step gaily ascended the stairs the cham ber door opened and a man appeared a man, handsome, strong and vigorous. It was he! At that moment, had M. Aubrey been the ugliest of men, the worst of husbands, he would have assumed in the eyes of his wife all the graces, all the virtues imaginable. Me had only paused below to take off his dripping cloak and lay down his pis tols. He extended his arms and his wife rushed into them. But immediately re covering herself she placed one finger on her lips, and with the other hand pointed to her feet. H. Aubrev would not have been worthy of such a wife, if he had failed in decis ion or sang froid. He gave a glance at his wife, which said that he understood. and said aloud: One moment, my darling, and I will return; I have left my pocket book down stairs, and I must show you my riches." with these words he left tbe room, but in a moment returned, holding a piston in his hand. He examined the lock, ap proached the bed, stooped down and with his left hand seized one of the two feet, the finger of his right hand resting on the trigger of his pistol. "Resist and you are a dead man!" ex claimed he firmly. The owner of the feet did not seem dis posed to risk the event. He suffered himself to be dragged by the foot into the middle of the room, where he crouched before the pistol pointing at his head. On being searched a dagger was found, newly sharpened. Ho confessed that the servant was his accomplice, and had told him of the booty which awaited him. Nothing remained but to deliver both to justice. Madame Aubrey, indeed begged her husband to let them escape, but the publio interest demanded the sacrifice of private lenity, and they were delivered up. During all the time the unconscious child slept soundly. After some little time Madame Aubrey related the events of the evening. "I did not think you had been so brave," said her husband, embracing her. But in spite of her bravery the events of that evening brought on a nervous fever, from which our little heroine did not recover. The Wilting Telegraph. Cowper's writing telegraph has been placed on the London and Southwestern Railway, and it works most successfully, savs the Enaineer. from "Woking to "Waterloo, a distance of 26 miles, writ ing off the messages in ink, one after the other, in a perfectly legible manner, whether regular line messages or mes sages made up in order to give the in strument more work to do. On some days more resistance coils of wire have been introduced into the two line wires, in order to represent greater distances, and thus 62 miles and 92 miles have been worked through in a most satisfac tory manner, and it only being necessary in such cases to add a lew more ceiis to the battery, which in no case was as pow erful as is very often used on the same line. The effect of the currents through the multiplicity of other line wires, in close proximity to the two in use for the writing telegraph, was closely observed, and the effect of induction was so ex ceedingly small as only to produce occa sionally a slight roughness in a straight line when the operator s pencil was quite stationary, but such effect was hardly ever perceptible in the writing itself, and never to affect its legibility. The fact of this instrument requiring no clerk to receive the message, translate it and write it down, seems to be much ap preciated, as a half dozen such instru ments may be telegraphing their vards of messages into one office, without the least assistance from the clerk, who may, from time to time, cut off and send out the ready written messages; so that not only is the time of "calling" (as with or dinary instruments) saved, but the time of waiting till the clerk can attend at the other end of the line to receive signals, which very often amounts to a much long er than is required for the whole mes sage to be transmitted, especially in of fices fitted with many instruments. There is also a great advantage in having an absolute record of what has been sent by the writing tele graph at the transmitting station. An other very important feature is the facil ity with which all that is necessary to learn to use the instrument may be found out in five minutes. Every operation is exceedingly simple, and there are prac tically no fine TSdjustments anywhere. Variation in the power of the battery is of no importance, as its effect may be overcome by simply pushing the levers carrying the springs against which the needles pull a little further in or out, as may be necessary. The pen, which is a very small glass capillary siphon tube, is, though of glass, very strong it may fall several feet on to a bare floor without breaking, and is very easily adjusted. Educating Horses. Horses can be ed ucated to the exteot of their understand ing as well as children, and can be easily damaged or ruined by bad management. It is believed that the great difference found in horses as to habits of reliability comes more from the different manage ment of men than from the variance of natural disposition in t he animals. Horses with mettle are more easily educated than those of less or dull spirits, and are more susceptible to ill-training, and consequent ly may be as good or bad, according to the education '.hey receive. Horses with dull spirits are not by any means proof against bad management, for in them may often be found the most provoking ob stinacy, vicious habits of different char acter that render them almost entirely worthless. Could the coming generation of horses in this country be kept from their days of colthood to tbe age of five years in the hands of good, careful man agers there would be seen a vast difference in the general character of the noble animals. If a colt is never allowed to get an ad vantage it will never know that it pos sesses a power that man cannot control, and if made familiar with strange objects it will not be skittish and nervous. If a horse is made accustomed from its early days to have objects hit on bis heels, back and hips, he will pay no attention to the giving out of harness or of a wagon run ning against him at an unexpected mo ment. A gun can be fired from the back of a horse, an umbrella held over his head, a buffalo robe thrown over his neck, a railroad engine pass close by, his heels bumped with sticks, and the animal take it all as a natuial condition of things, if only taught bv careful management that he will net be injured thereby. There is a great need of improvement in the man agement of this noble animal; less beating and more of education. In Voor and Out. Appomattox. 'H. E. H." sends the Boston Herald the following incident, as related to him by a gentleman who was attached to the headquarters of General Lee in the capacity of Chief Medical Purveyor of the Army of Northern Virginia: The remnant of the once proud army of Northern Virginia, worn out with the incessant fatigue and privations inci dental to their late retreat from Peters burg, lay resting under the shade of the trees in the neighborhood of the now famous Appomattox Court House, anx iously awaiting the return of their much loved chieftain, who, some hours previ ously, had gone over to the headquarters of the Union army to arrange with Uen eral Grant for the capitulation of the Southern forces under his command. There they lay, the heroes of many a hard fought battle, thinking over the momentous events of the past four years, realizing that their labor had been in vain, that their sufferings and sacrifices were to count as nought, and looking with blank dismay into the unpromising future. A shout is heard, the "rebel yell" rings out once more, and for the last time the crowd rushes to the road side to welcome back their venerable commander. They call upon him for a speech. Slowly and sadly turning toward them, he replies, "I have not to day the heart to make you a speech. I have turned over the army to General Grant. You will all be allowed to return to your homes, and I hope you will be happy there." Dismounting from his horse, he remained for some time stand ing under a neighboring tree. His offi cers, intermingled with men from the ranks, grouped themselves around him. Some of these were gray haired men, others mere boys. One youth, apparently not more than fifteen, a courier attached to one of the headquarters, with eyes intently fixed upon his aged commander, had sunk upon one knee to rest himself, and thus unconsciously assumed an a'titude of silent adoration, the whole forming a picturesque group. Dew words were spoken. Silently they looked upon the man whom they had learned to love and venerate, and with whom they were soon to part forever. The moment was sad and solemn. Few eyes were dry, and down the cheeks of Lee himself tears traveled unrepressed, for no one in that party cared, or even thought of conceal ing the great grief that oppressed their manly hearts. The setting sun shone full upon them, lingering, as it were, to bid farewell to the heroic army it had lighted through many a hard-fought field, and upon whom the fates had de creed that it should never shine again. The following anecdote illustrates the dislike with which General Lee always regarded any departure from the rigid simplicity which characterized the life at his headquarters: One of the In spector Generals, Colonel Murray, was quite advanced in life, and some friends, wishing to contribute to his comfort, had presented him with a cushioned camp chair. Tents had been struck, and the baggage all packed in the wagons, pre paratory to starting on the day's march ; all except the cushioned chair, in which the Colonel sat, waiting to join the Gen eral as he passed. A few moments later General Lee rode up, regarded the Colonel for a moment, and then quietly remarked: "Colonel Murray, I would advise you, the next time we start on campaign, to bring your center table with you." It is needless to say that that chair was never seen again at the army headquarters. How to Broil Fresh Salmon. Have your fish dealer cut slices about an inch thick. Dry the slices in a napkin ; salt and pepper slightly; put on gridiron, which make pretty hot: have a clear. bright fire; turn the fish quickly over from side to side; if you know what you are about your fish will not burn; the slice of fish ought to have the score marks where the metal of the gridiron touches, but ought to be pink in other parts; serve with a very little warm but ter; a little lemon juice will improve boiled salmon. A man was found dead at Newpoint. Ind., with a bullet in his head. A hint at the manner of his death was given by the evidence of an interrupted game of poker. In his hand were four kings, while four queens lay near by, having probably been dropped by his exasperated antagonist and murderer. George: "Tom, would you like to travel?" Tom: "I would, by Jupiter!" George: "Then you'd go at a jolly rate." Tom: "How?" George: "Well. if you went by Jupiter, her guaranteed speed is twenty-nine thousand miles an hour." The Scandals of One Titled Fam ily. The Earl of Fife, whose death is noticed by the latest London papers, owned 252,000 acres, with a rental of 72,000 a year, in Scotland. His family had been remarkable for its preeminence in the scandalous chronicles of the day. One of his daughters is the Marchioness Townshend, who some three years ago eloped to Paris with an uncle of Lord Bath's, old enough to be her father. They were pursued by her brother, the present Lord Fife, to Paris, and Lord Townshend condoned the irregularity. Her sister, Lady Ida, married Adrian Hope, of the famous Anglo-Amsterdam family, but tiring of him, took up with an Austrian attache, and was divorced. Then the youngest daughter married Jjord Dupplin, eldest son of the Jbarl of Kinnoali, but before two years were over she, too, found that she liked some one else better, and was consequently divorced for adultery with Herbert Flower, whom she has since married. "If there's no moonlight, will you meet me bv gaslight, dearest Juliana ? " "No, Augustus, l won t, repued sne; I m no gas meter. BOOIS WHICH ARE BOOIS. Good Books tor 11.' Salt fob Poultry. The question as to whether salt is injurious to poultry has often been mooted. To get at the true facts, I have been feeding salt to all my poultry, young and old alike, and closely watching the result. I have fed it in cold mash and in hot; in bran and in everything else, all the spring and summer (so far) with -the following re sult: The poultry will eat all kinds of salted food in preference to unsalted they are better in general health; not t louse of any kind in young or old, (the hrst year 1 had not been able to say so) and they are all beginning to moult, many of them laying as though not moulting. Eggs are cheap now, and the hens will be ready for laying when the weather is cold and eggs scarce. This may or may not be the result of feeding salt largely to them, but I am compelled to believe this to be so, as are some other peculiarities. I have noticed one feature which may not be in favor of salt the hens have seemed to be more persistently inclined to sit, it being very difficult to break off the inclination; they sit closer than usual. All seem voraciously fond of green food of any kind, and have eaten a large quantity of clover, grass, young corn, and other similar food. My observations lead me to the conclusion that salt is a needed condiment for all our poultry, and in all points is beneficial to them. Expert Criticism. "You are fond of novel-reading," said Aurelieu Scholl the other day, as he saw the coachman he had just engaged stow away a formida ble volume of romance beneath the seat. "Yes, sir; I have read a great many nov els, and I am disgusted to observe the uniform ignorance of their authors as to the commonest affairs of everyday life. For instance, here is one story in which I read: 'The Prince appeared agitated on hearing these words, and hailing a carriage flung himself into it, cast his purse to the driver and cried, "Drive me to the Fauburg St. Honore "! ' Then a few lines further on I see this: ' Valen tine resolved once for all to solve the mystery, and hurrying to the stand sprang into the first vehicle that pre sented itself, and flinging her pocket book to the coachman said, "Follow yon carriage." ' Now, sir, I have been driv ing a hack in Paris for forty years, and I've driven thousands of people all sorts of people under every imaginable con dition, eloping lovers, jealous wives, levanting cashiers, and so on and, so help me, St. Fiacre! never in the course of my long professional career has a fare thrown me his or her purse or pocket book. No, sir; they have just given me thirty-five sous sometimes it was the round two francs, but very rarely." 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I can and do advise all, both ladies and gentlemen, afflicted, to buy and wear your modern improved Elastic Truss imme diately. I never expect to be cured, but am sat isfied and happy with the comfort it gives me to wear it. It was the best $1 0 l evt-r invested in my life. You can refer any one to me, and I will be happy to answer any letters on its merits. I remain, yours, respectfully. D. D. Bunnell. Latest Medical Endorsements. Martinez, Cal.,Feb. 17, 1879. W. J. Home, Proprietor California Elastic Truss Co., 720 Market street, 8. F. Dear Sir: In regard to your Cal. Elastic Truss, I would say that f have carefully studied its mechanism, ap plied it in practice, and I do not hesitate to say that for all purposes for which Trusses are worn it is the b st Truss ever offered to the public. Yours truly. J. H. Carothers, M. D. Endorsed by a Prominent Medical f nstl tuie. San Francisco, March 6, 1879. W. J. Home, Esq. Dear Sir . You ask ray opinion of the relative merits of your Patent Elastic Truss, as compared with other kinds that have been tested under my observation, and in reply I frankly state, that from the time my at tention was first called to their simple, though highly mechanical and philosophical construction, together with easv adjustibiMty to persons of all ages, forms and sfzes. I add this further testi monial with special pleasure, that the several persons who have applied to me for aid in their cases oi rupture, nun " n,,, . , . yours, all acknowledge their entire satisfaction, ana consiaer luauocnra "j - s -r I.,,,,,...,.,.. 1 Vlooti Trnoo possession oi vuui imuiv . Youts tiuly, Barlow J. Smwh, M. D. Proprietor of the Hygienic Medical Institute, 635 California street, San Francisco. A Remarkable Cure. San Francisco, Oct. 26, 1879. W. J. Home, Proprietor California Elastic Truss, 720 Market street, San Francisco Dear Sir : I am truly grateful to you for the wonder ful CUBE your valuable Truss has effected on my little boy. The double Truss I purchased from you has PERFECTLY CURED him of his pain ful rupture on both sides in a little over six it. TUa Steel Tr.isa he had before I bought iuuumn. - " - y .7 , yours caused him cruel torture, and it was a nap- - . C Il n. I.nn lia lot, H aaiAt fnf tllC OV (laV lOr 118 " ' . -v. CAUFuKNIA ELASTIC TEUSS. I am sure that all will be thankful who aie providentially 11 tr. fri VC VOUr Truss a trial. You may refer anv one to me on the subject. Yours truly, This is to certify that I have examined the son of Wm. Peru, and find turn iMilt JBUZXi I CURLD of Hernia, on both siaes. Jj. HIXTIKLTFUHIl, m. U. Surgeon and Physician. Trusses forwarded to all parts of the United States at our expense, on receipt of price. 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