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I ADVERTISEMENTS. ADVERTISEMENTS. JOB TOINTIgg- 1 , .... t A DVE11TXSEMEMTS. , t'UID.VS',. ,...I''KBIUTAHV-'U, 1S74, "A I1D1.T ALWAYS IN OUDKH." ' ' '" 'Siiuilisiieclares thai Ma wife is al ways takiiir some.kind of nmiean ud vantage of him "The best woman in the will, sir,', savs SquiHn, "hut ' Vofrind tlitf she SvM 'aet mean, and the caa't help iW v -' i ! . "Lftut Saturday at hroakfast, Bind , IStini'!lH,i"sliowttstB9" smiling ' erf a bundle of chips.",.. , ., , , , . ,., ' ' "Aro votir chops done to yom likins, Squills, dear?" , ."'Peliciously, my love." . , '! "I broiled tliem myself, dear. ' i . VI knew it was ffoiu" to' bo . hot," wi J Squills, "and when I gut into the hall to leave, Mrs. Sijuills was there with my hat in one hand and jny overcoat m the other. S'Smiills. dear." she bei;an.: "I thought it time to pitch in ' 3bel-c,f isaifj ScillsjJ'so I Said quiet ly." ' "Row' tiiheh. " Mrs. : Sriuill? Out it. niv love."- ii.,.- . "'Mr. Hnuilla.' said she. "don't be tmmanlv. sir. I beg: not to say ridiculous. Gnssy wants ft silk dress to go to' church in; tho poor cliihl isn t really, accent -you are very 'uniTv' Well. BOVOU OUL'tlt t() 1)0. 'Lot her say her prayers at home.' No, Mr., Squills,' she shan't. Stay at home, and she shan't say her prayers, : and Mr. Squills, you're -enough to ' arcrnvato a saint, and your conduct is disimstiii!?, and its enough to drive a woman to bolt rif;ht oil to Chicago, nd sat a divorce. "I thought this was a good time to firo off my pet joko," said Squills, "so I said. Mrs. Souills. a bolt is always in order. ' Then limited niy welf , for Mrs. Squills comes of a .' lighting family.. - '-' . - " ' ' "Whon I went homo at night, Oussy, dear child, 'played all my pet Offenbach music, and I knew I was in for tho dress, only I wanted to r hold out till morning, just, for the ' look of the thing." ' "Ifor five yearrt after we woro niar- ried," said Squills, "Mrs. S. would persist in looking under the bed for a man. It's the sauio man every 1 woman looks for I suppose, because they all do it. Well, failing to find the' man,' Mrs. Squills finally, gave him up in disgust and took to some thing elso." "I suppose, said Squills, "they all take to something else after they can't find the man under tho lied. Mrs. Squills weak ness is in boiling the door. Mr. Squills, have you bolted the door? v is ulways the last thing at night." "This particular night," ail. Squills, "Mrs. S. was very digntiod mid distant. 'No familiarities, Mr. Squills, if you pleaso, you wounded my feelings in their tonderest 'point this morning, and I cannot forget, though you did, that I am your wifo, 0 sir, and tho mother of your children, Mr. Squills. ...... '"This was pitching it uncommonly strong, you know," said Squills, "and I was about to surrender, when Mrs. Squills turned oil' the gas, and then coiled herself up in a pet somewhere on the onliiide bed rail ' Hut J oven good night, Squills, r'felt 'lirctty bad about it, 1 can tell you, but 1 went to sleep. I don't know how . long I had slept, but somo time, wheu I experienced a kick in the back us if n playful undo had been fanning me. Perhaps it was nec essary, as I always sleep hard." V "Mr. Squills,"' Rt lust 1 heard Mrs. S. say, "Mr, SquillH, liavoyou bolted thodooT?" "Now I leave it to any inhn," said Squills, appeulingly "whether that is a correct tiling for tho mother of a family t dor Of courso I got up and ! bolted the infernal door, and I said, 'Mrs. Squills, why tho deuco didn't you think of bolting the door, bofore I went to sleep, anil not wake up a man in (lie middle of a cold night to v'tlo it?. And what do you suppose Iter 'answer mtnt "Why, Mi'. Sipulls,, said she, 'I thought r bolt was always in order.' " , "What did I nay? -What oould I ' say? " And tho worst of it nil," said ; utl Suills,"I'll ho, hanged if ho wasn't laughing at me: I. could feel tho bed shaking." Tub Camki. and thij Nkkdlk's Kve. llnvo you a olurgymnn In spme from your well iitunuj jmliiits? Is tliura nuy onn of your sound divine nho is willing to miffer martyrdom in n liint-clu.'.s cliursh? Iho pulpit in Mmlinun sijiinro in vnonnt, and cnmli didutut Will linvo a clinuoo. MudiHon nijuaru i tlio most fusliionublo iput in tbis clly tlio lroslylciini olmroli. which fiontd tho groon oxpanso, in tho richest nnd most, fusliiotmblu in this douom'umtion hero, Tlio s:lury u ' $8,000 ami bouse. Tbis in ensily run up to glU,UUU by pei quisilira, mill nn occnsionnl trip to Huron thrown In. In Mudinon Sipmro vulnr povor , ly ia unknown. A lot 5x100, flout ing tho iijuaro ia worth SiO,()UO lor a ilwelhnL' house, ilia man who oo cupioi th'h pulpit will preach to fifty millions of dollum. Ills oouicgiiiiou will inoludo thiol) banks, ami nearly twico as many insurnncu olllocs, bo Sides other corporations ccpially soul lass. One may almost feci the heavy tread of the unpitalists as tlioy trend np tho aislos us 8u;jgostiv8 of their financial basis, lloncu it will auswor lo read oci .ihionally about tlio outnol nd tho uecdle'k cyo, for they are well oft". They expect to bo rich one of thcto days.' They tiro pooit onouh when you aslt them for money, Watlmitton paper. A Precoutor who had ft VmuI cold Occupied the "desk" so badly, that tho minister wbisperod to him over the side o( the pulpit "Wbat'o tlio natter wi yo, John?" John whispered back "That there was hii unco kitlliu in tho aup o' his buss." ".V kittling drt jo caw't? It sounds to tus like ud nulil tarn oat." , A (jeiiUicl uppoaiiug loafer addruss ed u iiiHiiUin; ii'iiniik lo a lady of Troy, X. V. tibo had a pail of yeast in hr huml, sndaiiBwei-ed his iiuiior- tinenue with u Uikih of tho lively liquid which covered him from bead to loot. Hisfr-emls now rcearJ him as a rising jfoung aian. i It is Auuouuced from 'ashin;;ton that tho late l'resiuout Linculu's coachniivu hasi hoca appointed to ft snuj; plaeo iu tiio Treasury Depnit meut. I'bia (,'oca far to confirm the popular 1't-lief that oure in a stnblo .'pvermiKiu. CHAU. Bot'HCiAKDlM. THUS, BDURGARDES &, CO., , DEALERS IN WATCHES,' CLOCKS,1 JEWELRY, .' SILVER AND PLATED WARE, DIAMOND SPECTACLES ! ALSO . PISTOLS ANIi t'AKTRIUVEM, SINGER SEWING MACHINES, And all kinds of Sewimg Machine Hoodies REPAIRING A SPECIALTY. All Qoodi Sold and Work Warranted. Sob Nrjtt door In Hill's limit Mot, In John Clan, trr's ol.l stuntl, Allioiy, iwkoii. vHiiWtl. Tl'l'l.'H, llolJIltiAUDES it CO. JAMES Ii. CJOWAtV, (spccKsfiun or . cow aw k co.) LEBANON, ORE GO N UEALEtt IS GENERAL MERCHANDISE I WILL KEEP ALWAYS ON HAND A FULL STOCK 01' DRY GOODS ! GROCERIES! iivuiWu.iJi: ! ISootM and Sliocs! All for Snlo lit tlio Lowont IMcus for CASH n. pnmiiir:K. All tiernons uwltij A. Cowan k Co. cun icttll liy imllinj; on mo ut l.oloinon. . v7i.21tf. JAMUli L. COWAN. DRILLS PLOWS ' lliivlni! a law lul of III" cilcbrntrd STATESMAN POEOE PEED GRAIN DRIIjXjS, illpci't. from tli1 fiictory, t enn nffrr bottor In Uiic(.infiit.s lo furtiHTM Hum ever. AI.MOTIIK PAOIFIO DOUBLE SHAKE FAN MILL, 1 rnfRnullnRWhrat, canning tlnv, etc., PLOWS, OF DIFFERENT PATTERNS, FEED CUTTERS, WAGONS. urn! a vnrMv of other innhtni'ry. i Ihisi' In wnnt or wit h nrll' h ftu'lll Ami It to llit'ir iirlviintiif?' Id i'iiII ut my ttlnckntnith Mhop, cnnir i-of H.'ntliil mid I'llhwnrlh Mn'i'lH, (npK hW I'lfm-'H I'Vrryt, Alljniiy, on-u'm. OhI.th Inuil il clMiuicti pr(niiny imcntn-H 10. MUU. WAGON AND CARRIAGE FACTORY im:ti:u & sruiwia, II ANITA LTl'tlBlttl 01" (J AKU I AGES, Hacks aisd .Wagons (IF HVHIIY DHSCllll'TIOS, I'crry Kt., Iirl. I'ii-nI iiikI Kvrond, ALBANY, OREGON. fsAHRIAIIKS, HACK'S AND WA1I0NS J ut all Mya Miiiiul'ii.turt.il to llrtk-r, Hi iin ronxonulilu ra tec Hi the ucu nl guuil tuutcrlul mill iltit-cltiHl wurk will (iiMifj. lt!.lAllt!U UV AM. It IX OS Nonlly uti.l oxmllliniiHly ilouo, at Low llnlus. AHwar MayS ' ; ' JOHN CONNER'S BANKING AND EXCHANGE OFFICE AIJJ ANYOllF.O ON. DEPOSITES RECEIVED, PUUIIiCI TO CHUCK AI 81(1111. Interest Allowctl (ill Time Drpostts iu oin. EXC11ANHK OM POHTIiAND, RAN FRAN. CISCO, unit NHW YdllK, lr ole at lunct nilori. COLLECTIONS MADE AND PROMPTLY REMITTED .frllnnklnj huiirn, S 1. M. In P. .U. Itilorlo II. W. COUIIKTT, IIKNIIV KAII.INll. M. 1, lSTI yT W. IS. 1.AD1), ruiM i its .v iii:ks II!io 575' S "!,: ' m 3ia - " 5 WEBFOOT MARKET. U. II. (.LAUII 1 111', 1'roprletor, W VVIN(I rri!M.VVISTl,Y AX 'ATKU IS m. AHmtiy, In t ht-HtliV'M Untldliii;, ttit lh( cr- ll'T ill r ll"l ntitl linwltUt I illt Mri,'l'l', 1 Mill Ii iini'l'V (nitctMHiumMlitliMtll in,v tUt (UtiniU'l unit mtiity in1' tuny nh lit lo uis ;hu it cull, t will K'-i All ot vIumco Ult aU-U'tM, BHlUolt, WHl, miKl iMJlt:rtlKH. W AGON SHO P FOR RENT F Ttf uml' 'hkiml iti'tn-n ti Ifasv or rtiul, ttliy UtlU? tivMiVtl, (l i n tit l.lmi rfu(v Of- bom. Th'Ti' i H I'lHfiihiniih h.( ftt1jislnlttf I hi Wilful! MMttt, 11 la 4t lllDsl 'IMI4J tUV'UltUU lul lht utiiilnVj, tl. sl'ANl.1 ;! ',, WLibing lo reduce our stock cf goods liefore tlio opening ot tue SPRING SEASON . ' ! to the lowest practicable limit, we have determined ( to offer during the next ' month our remaining stock I of Winter goods at AT A LARGE REDUCTION ; i on rates current during tins season; and to that end will, on the first day of January, . MAKK DOWN our stock to prices that 1 will DEFY COMPETITION ! TERM 8 15IL1DV I'AV ! -A XII ONE PRICE FOR ALL! 9M C'ash jiaiit as usual for :tll kinds of liu'ivlmtitalilo nnuluoe. k h k k k b A. WHEELER & CO. SnuB, Dec. 30, 1ST3. GO TO THE BEE-HIVE STORE GRO CURIES, PROVISIONS, NOTIONS, ETC., CHEAP FOR CASH ! COUNTRY PRODUCE liocaiiT roit MERCHANDISE OR CASH ! TIIIH ia THE CHEAPEST PLACE IN ALBANY r"T'nril(-i will nlwiiVN fin wi1l In full nrwl u. ffir thi'itim ivfH btioru wmdiimaliriir (h'-ir trtiduH CIWWMiTI', II. WKKII, vHnaotf, FfrL St.. Albany, EUREKA ! ! THE PLACE TO (JO FOB YOUR TURNOUTS ! MONTGOMERY & GORE'S LIVERY STABLE KKKIfi TH E FASTEST HORSES and TUB- HANDSOMEST BUGGIES AND CARRIAGES IN' ALBANY. Thrv Inkf uni'i'lnl ruins lo lcconfvcr1hln!rlli the Ix'Ht. n pnlr nnd funiHIi thii moKt cinnili..i Ritllxfiirtlon In custoiniTN. lli'iui'inlHT till this wln'ii yun wiint ii Hist, or a rmnfiirtiililc, or u KutiThli'. .MDNTIHIMEIIY . (illHK, t'nr.lSi'CiilKl uml WitHhliiKlou 8iji., Albiuiy, vutt'. GOOD NEWS IN LEBANON. MONTAGUE" & McCALLEY Have Jtist reeolvt'U ami opened oyt (i MAMMOTH STOCK or GENERAL MERCHANDISE, drv ;oues, ;Roci:nn:H, ll.tKDHARE, ETC., I lie whole roni tIkIiiR tine of the clioli'i'Ht relJill fjtori'K in )r ncin. I hi'.v exiM'ci in win puniie invor find puiille pIltl'OIDIiri' I IV II l L 1 it llttl'Iltioll tf) CllStllllUTfi aatl nil nun a blf prtei's (ii phmIh. l-elinnon, Oct. lit, IHTJi. villi MX THE PARKER GUN. SS..wi SCNO STAMP FOR CIRCULAR PARKER BRtfS WEST MERIDEN.CT. " vsn.iitr. ARCHITECTURAL AND MECHANICAL UHI A Cill.KKKT, Architect! to the Doard of Capitel Commissioners. PATENT OFTIOE DRAWINGS, ETO In Ctvo's liulhllnir, rortluml, Onuu. Mm l ll t. IT 5,000 BUSHELS OF TO FURNISH CONTRACTORS READ WHAT THE FARMERS SAY i Ii:oVNsYiu.K, Linn Co., Oun., Nov. 10, 187.'!. I. J. 15. IIoiuUtsoii. ilo heroin huul nown to Fulx in tho spring of 18";t, I rowivtil IGOl liushi'ls of sml. .Avcragu jior uoro, 21 4-7 bushels. I Signed " J. H. IIexdkrsox. Suliseribed aiiil swoi n to lu fore me, this 1 Ot h day of Novem ber, 187:5. K. Thompson-, Justice of tho Peace. Statu ok Oki:iox, ) County of Iine. ) I hereby certify that from .11 ncivs of land sown to Flax in tho sprinjj; of 18715 1 received 10IS bushels of seed, machine nieasuii'. Average per acre, 2J5 0-44 bushels. Signed JamjsShki.lixo. Subscribed and sworn to before me, this 20th day of Novem ber, 187a. " Jamkh F. Bkowx, Notary Public. liiOWNsvu.i.K, Linn Co., Og'n, ) Nov. 20, 187:5. j I, Robert Montgomcn', d hereby certify that, twin 37 acres of land sown to Flax in the spring of 1873, I received QQ bushels of seed, machine measure. Average x;r acre, 23 4-7 bushels. Signed , Roiu:t!T Montcomkrv. Subscribed and sworn to before me, this 20th day of Novem ber, 1S73. . E. Thompson-, Just iff of the Peace. .The Brut Crow for Chance ot Land I'lax Mubblr l'qiial to Siiimiier-Kallow lor Wheat, is the Tea timoiir ot'nll the l'la-B.iiers in the Mate PRIOR TUU'EE OEM'S PER POUND. tPHnted ia struct 10,11 ivgnrtling the pivpamtion (f tho soil, amount sown to the neve, tkc tuniohcd tive to On. Oc.vj'axy, Salvin, Orwrou, SAX FRANCISCO FURNITURE STORE I NEW GOODS AKD REDUCED PRICES ! E. D. WHITLOW & CO., Importer and Dealers In j FURNITURE! AND First St., 3 doom below Conner's Dank, i ALBANY, OREGON, Keeps constantly on hnnd for sale JSlnck Walnut Parlor and Chamber Sell! Painted Chamber Seta ! Dinin; Room Far nitnre Kitchen Furniture of All Kinds! 80FAK, iaiu."ii.:, bl'HIM! MATRKSKKS, l-LI.l! KI ltKKA BEHS, TAIILKN, 11KIIHTKADH, I llOCKlXO CILMK8. STANW. UUltKAIM, WllATN-DTH, BHACKKTS, 11UOK OASES, KKCl'.KTA RIES, UESK.S, ETC,. ETC. UPHOLSTERING In alt its bmnehen. Onlcrs filled with prompt dvhh ami Uittmtch. COFFINS MADE TO ORDER ! RrpairinK and Mannractoring Done to Order. 7"AU our work wnrranted-1 Oivo us an Early Call and Examine our Stock. sT-OmxlB delivered to any part, of Hie etty."a vinlitf. K. 1). WHITLOW 4 CI). FARMERS, TAKE NOTICE! The new am! well-arranged warehouse of It. CIIILVDLI, with impmveif d,nntnf;'npiirntii of ample pa paclty, i now prt'piirt'tl to receive grain lor tho HARVEST OP 1873, Farmers wishing to STORE OR SELL WHEAT will find l( to thflr advantage to nee me before tHi-illTiK s'ltt'Wlit'rc. All will do furnished sacks to ntovu their grain by culling on iuu. Thu HlCiHEST CASH IRIC will bo paid for wheat ut nil times. E. S. MERRILL, nn old elllzon of Albany, of excellent business ijiiiuincHiionH, iiiih iiiKi'ii ennro m inn wnn1 ImiiN" and will MiniTintcmt the nwivinc and Ufllverlng of all jjruln passing tlirutiKh it. Albany, July 2ft, 1B73. niifltf. EMPIRE BAKERY rilO VISION STORE! .IOII SCIIMEER, Cor. First &. Ellsworth St. Albany, Or., Keeps constantly on band a complete an sort moot of Groceries and Vegetables! French and Fancy Candies! Winos and Canned Frnits ! Cigars, Pipes and Tobacco And everything ele to be found in a first class Retail Kiimily (Irucory and Notion Ktablish ment. "Live anil lut live," in my mottit, and chilli be tlio dim of my manner of dealing with oufbnnprs. Call and see mo. v7n27yl. JOHN SCHMEER, WILLAMETTE TRANSPORTATION COMPANY. -R0M AND APTKll DATE UNTIL FUB tlior notli'O, the C'omnntiy wiil disnntch bunt from Albany to Cervallis on TUJiSDAY and FHIDAY of eioh wek. Also will dispatch a bont from Albany for Portland and lulermedmte places on same days, louviug C(imntoL'k A Go's wtiarf. Jt'aru at ruduood rates. J. D. BILKS, Due. lri, IH7I. Agent. EXTRA CLEAN SEED FOR THE SPRING OF lSTi: - wrtifv that from 77 suits of all ni!icant. Aildivss, i ioxctu or, Albany Fa i: men Company, STATE RIGHTS DEMOCRAT BOOK AND JOB ALBANY, OREGON- THIS OFFICE HA VINO HKCKIVIMI A snri..t at-iE if npwrviM' Is now ready to turn out, on short notice, all Hind of gener al Job work, such as Tags Blanks, Ball Ticket!., Letter Heads, Label), Uriels, I'oslcrs, Cards, Pamphlet, Legal Blanks, Visiting Cards, Checks, Dodgers, aod every kind nf T-ottPMYpM printing nt rates inaiat'iy comiK'uuun. Having Just rccrlvcd a LARGE STOCK OF CARDS, nf nil sIm1" and varicttrs, from Xiw York, wo can now turn out work nf that kind In auy quaniny aim ai very iow ngurvi. M ill ihr pspoclal attention ot tho ladles to our uuw stylo ot VISITING CARDS. A liin?n rtock of tho now-nlro tho "intent sen. ny' hn Jiwt bMn vlvrd at lhl olflw mid ! are now bolnR worked up in Iho nUt Btyt of in" nn. Any j'rNon wisinnp anytmnf; in this iiiii' nt rrnp!ieu to mil aim examine apvel' Vi alw kiTT on hand & larra nuitniit finely excvutti LEGAL CLANKS coxsisnxo of WARRANTS' DEEDS, ' QUIT CLAIM DEEDS, MORTGAGES, ETC., ETC., which will bf sold cVsiv Anr kind of l-el l.lunk n. on hnnd will to printed .a wurk niknlllu; maaBt f ou shun noUc. OlFltE 1.1 PiRSlSBS ilttl A1B&NT, OKSGON. BLOCS OH, . if P. I. HARPER 1 CO., DEALERS GENEHAL .MERCHANDISE ! ! Emliraciug the most FASHIONABLE STYLES OF DRESS GOODS, ff f i ,01 I ' 1A1 CONSiaTINO IS PAET OF . . . II FIRE SILKS. ENGLISH TELOI BS AND DIAGONAL SERGES 13 . J,j THE SEW COLOKS, k j. ALPACAS, PLAIDS, EMPRESS CLOTHS, LACE COLLARS, ' EMBROID'KY, SILK FRINGES, ' GIMPS, LACES, CLOTHING, MEN'S AND BOYS' CLOTHING AND FURNISHING O O O I S I tl 0. pr & : s ' sSil h " H E-01 w H L- 1 95' h g m 9 HATS AND CAPS, BOOTS AND SHOES, WALL PAPER, . PICTURE CORD, TASSELS, MIRRORS, PICTURE FRAMES, BKOC1IE SHAWLS, MISSION SHAWLS, CHILDREN'S FURS, DOMESTIC GOODS, CROCKERY, GLASSWARE, POCKET CUTLERY, TABLE CUTLERY, WOOD-WARE, J WILLOAV WARE, GROCERIES, TOBACCOS, i :' FLANNELS, Ot IIOSIERYpi , . AH ALSO THE CELEBRATED BREECH-LOADING LAMINATED STEEL SHOT CUIS 7 PLAIN SHOT GUNS, SHOT BELTS, SHOT POUCHES, POWDER, SHOT, We will ilAHKET HIGliEST DRESSED AND UNDRESSED DEER SKINS, GOW HIDES, ETC; F. or ready cash, or to tiiiiiiirit :ij w T ' ,, .. .! "'i" lail to call !f'.m'li;i.-higcl;vl3cie. IN FANCY NOTIONS,' I M. . rytl . tuna ti ,- I LADIE'S FURS, , CASSIMERE, BLANKETS, ' fl. CAPS, rOWDER flaskK mi 4 GUN WADS. pny the' PRICE FOR FURS i ..j., i if ..ti r".""o ciismniers, wc oner eso and tsamiue our stock bcibr iFF T ilnoi isn 0 irre ire M I'BC Ell 'I s i ; n t. -i :j . on ) ttrocv (, ut li X . J1 n! pro blocl f.7T i.4 ' O iOt t i OF e PH cob: htmi in.-tj tent, Jfrii-4 thn , Bri.i . . rt